Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train.
Feb 11, 2020•52 min
This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a passenger and his unusual pet. In story 2, a bodybuilder is ready to marry his girlfriend after getting her plastic surgery. In story 3, a Tesla owner finds an way to eliminate the need for car keys.
Feb 04, 2020•49 min
A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.
Jan 31, 2020•23 min
Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and Ted Leo to hear about their Florida Man! For story number one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE where a woman is arrested for pointing at her husband. In story two, they recap the things people got stuck in their ears, nose and swallowed and other areas you shouldn’t search in 2019.
Jan 28, 2020•2 hr 33 min
Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay.
Jan 21, 2020•51 min
A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates.
Jan 17, 2020•26 min
Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care. Don't miss Dumb People Town LIVE at Sketchfest in San Francisco Friday January 17th! https://sched.co/Xz5F
Jan 14, 2020•49 min
Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair.
Jan 07, 2020•56 min
This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses.
Jan 03, 2020•16 min
Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers.
Dec 31, 2019•51 min
Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police.
Dec 24, 2019•1 hr 1 min
A man places a very special order at a McDonald's
Dec 20, 2019•28 min
Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind.
Dec 17, 2019•47 min
DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder.
Dec 10, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object.
Dec 06, 2019•21 min
Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms.
Dec 03, 2019•51 min
Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car.
Nov 26, 2019•52 min
A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.
Nov 22, 2019•22 min
Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom.
Nov 19, 2019•35 min
Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.
Nov 12, 2019•49 min
On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.
Nov 08, 2019•18 min
This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com , a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com , a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed. This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200...
Nov 05, 2019•47 min•Ep. 147
This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat. Listen to Jen's new podcast Having Funlessness! Go get Dan's new album, "Thanks, Diane" - available for pre-order now, and dropping on...
Oct 29, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 146
For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.
Oct 25, 2019•20 min
Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the story of a man who is falsely accused of stealing and takes great measures to prove his innocence. For story 2, WE HAVE A GREENLEE with a report of an avocado causing a problem.
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 16 min
The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Australians get the chance to have a wedding with an incredible theme.
Oct 15, 2019•41 min
Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn.
Oct 11, 2019•22 min
This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com , a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason.
Oct 08, 2019•58 min
Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit.
Oct 01, 2019•53 min
H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.
Sep 27, 2019•27 min