Having begun an assault on the Facility Director in the future, and solved parts of the horrifying mystery of the Stack in the past, our heroes continue their quests! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) race away from a Kraken in the hopes of discovering their version of Greyson Typhus, while in 2099 the New Future face the consequences of discovering the Facility Director is Alyn’s mom! Also featuring our awe...
Apr 20, 2020•59 min
The New Future have freed their world’s divination and illusion mages, and killed everyone in the genetics and necromancy labs. Meanwhile, House Fartch discovered Greyson Typhus’s office in the past. Can our heroes survive the encroaching Kraken in the past, or assassinate the facility director in the future? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Featuring our players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt,(@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and our amazing DM Tom McGee (...
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Our heroes in the future and the past are battling deeper into their Stacks. Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) freed the mages of the Divination Compartment, while House Fartch discovered skeletons inside an underwater tourist attraction! Will our heroes be able to free their timelines from Greyson Typhus?! Find out next on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy...
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr 34 min
The heroes of the New Future and the Past continue to travel deeper into the Stacks! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) perform their boldest ruse yet, while House Fartch discovers what appears to be a twisted tourist attraction! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain ac...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 19 min
The heroes of the New Future and the Past have to fight their way into their mutual Stacks! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wreak havoc with the powers of the ED-211, while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) leads the charge against evil merfolk attacking our heroes! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 16 min
The heroes of the New Future and the Past are in touch with one another and heading underwater in their respective dimensions! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is horrified to hear that Butthole has his own House, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) can’t help but antagonize the warriors from the future, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Alyn discuss the ominous Great Collide! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider b...
Mar 16, 2020•49 min
Our heroes are split between two dimensions in different times: one group in the future and the other in the past. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) are riding an experimental mech towards the Stack and freeing their world. Meanwhile, Butthole (also Ryan), Quinny (also Tyler) and Juniper (also Laura) discovered an island with a robot on it and journey deeper into the mystery they’ve uncovered! Also featuri...
Mar 09, 2020•1 hr 26 min
We're starting our 5th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want a reminder of what happened in season 4! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun ( https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice ) - Buy merch on our website ( https://dumbdumbdice.com/ ) - Watch us on YouTube ( https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice ) - Follow us on Insta...
Mar 08, 2020•4 min
We're still on hiatus, so we wanted to introduce THE SECOND OF OUR FOUR NEW SHOWS! More episodes of Blood & Syrup are available now - so you can find the show, like/subscribe and listen away wherever you're already hearing DD&D! Tonight’s story introduces our cast of recently turned vampires played by Tyler Hewitt(@tyler_hewitt), Ryan LaPlante(@theryanlaplante), and Megan Miles(@meggiemiles) as they begin their decent into darkness, led by Storyteller Tom McGee(@mcgeetd). If you’d like t...
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr 1 min
It’s the season finale, and everything is coming to a climax at MechFest! Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) battles a sentient AI for a body he desperately needs, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) faces Greyson Typhus, alone, and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) uses his new rifle to battle the deadliest foe in 2099! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a...
Feb 03, 2020•1 hr 14 min
We’re in 2099 and our heroes plans are going awry at MechFest! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hopes to use Tiffany’s corporate privilege to get a new rifle, Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studies a new kind of enemy, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has to play the role of Tiffany in front of both Greyson and Adonis Typhus! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for ...
Jan 27, 2020•41 min
We’re in 2099 and our heroes are sneaking into MechFest, for a very special assassination attempt! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is desperate to recover Bourbon Sherbert (and thus his rifle, Frederick) from event security, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets interested in a new kind of iPal, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to either lie for the very first time, or fight three samurai bots at once! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dum...
Jan 20, 2020•49 min
We’re in 2099, and it’s the morning of MechFest, so our heroes need a plan to sneak inside! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disassembles his rifle and hides it inside Honour System, Bourbon Sherbert and a cane, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries to get into the groove of impersonating Tiffany Rathburn, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is determined to wear a tuxedo during the assassination! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs &...
Jan 13, 2020•41 min
We’re in 2099, and our heroes are making plans for MechFest! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) preps his rifles and makes sure a secret remains hidden, Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) debates getting robo-brain surgery, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) faces the revelations made by Xanthus in VR! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain...
Jan 06, 2020•36 min
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed Bethany Rathburn in an ambush and are now in a stand off with a futuristic Drizzt Do’Urden! Will they be able to convince him Alyn is Tiffany Rathburn? Can Honour System hold his own against a deadly dark elf? HELL, COULD DECLAN MANAGE TO SHOOT SOMETHING BEFORE HE DIES?! Find out next on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons 2099! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeet...
Dec 30, 2019•46 min
We’re in 2099, and our heroes are in the middle of ambushing a convoy containing a CEO on the sky highway! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries her first “Tokyo Drift”, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggles with his aim and his weapon, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shows off just how deadly a samurai bot can be! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as lit...
Dec 23, 2019•34 min
We’re in 2099, and our heroes have decided to kidnap the CEO of House Rathburn! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses her Tiffany persona to organize a meeting, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) changes the group’s plans when their opponents seem a little too ready, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) catches some deadly air! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as lit...
Dec 16, 2019•42 min
We’re back in 2099, and our heroes are deciding on a plan of action to take down the Conglomeratta! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has focused on becoming familiar with the future world, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is having the time of his life in the middle of the house war, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has another encounter with a restraining bolt! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a P...
Dec 09, 2019•57 min
Bucky has been taken by Manny, so our heroes need to save him AND get revenge on Murryl Streep! Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) scroll guides them to a mysterious island with a “HELP” sign on it, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declares that House Fartch is obligated to assist, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is frustrated that the group’s already getting distracted! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider beco...
Dec 02, 2019•41 min
After bringing peace to a foreign kingdom, our heroes return to the new and improved SS McSquigley! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) begins researching how to get revenge on Murryl Streep, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) studies up on the Great Collide using her stolen library book, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally gets the coats he’s ordered for House Fartch! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becomin...
Nov 25, 2019•39 min
The wedding has gone to hell, and our heroes have broken the Hourglass of Eternity they were sent to steal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Doddle (Mo Mo O'Brien, @momo_obrien) face off with the Voidwalker, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) face an entire goblin army, and Baba Yaga sends our heroes a reward for their failure to collect the Hourglass! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? ...
Nov 18, 2019•39 min
It’s time for a good old-fashioned body swap wedding! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sneak off to look for a bathroom with a window, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) takes the roll of champion to its ultimate conclusion when she stands off against the entire seasonal guard, and Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) invents D&D’s first “Dimension Toilet™”! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dra...
Nov 11, 2019•35 min
Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has become the arena champion, but the gang still need to win the dance contest to get their wedding invites! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hunts for the identity of the false Forsaken, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) teaches Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, momo_obrien) to dance, and Juniper uses her skills to sway the crowd their way! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron...
Nov 04, 2019•43 min
Our heroes have signed up for the tournament, but they still need to get masks for the ball! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to use magic to assist Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) in battle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) fights an unexpected opponent, and Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) uses her therapeutic gifts to get inside the heads of arena fighters and throw them off their game! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs &...
Oct 30, 2019•45 min
Our heroes have saved Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien), but she’s trapped as a statue! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets a library card to save the tiny goblin, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiate their way into bar ownership, and our heroes race to sign up for a fight competition and get costumes for the masquerade! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a P...
Oct 21, 2019•40 min
Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) has been kidnapped by a psychopathic artist, and our heroes don’t even know it happened! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to transport a heavy object via an unusual method, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets even more stabby than usual, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) leads the charge on a boat before becoming a living torpedo! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becom...
Oct 14, 2019•38 min
Our heroes have taken over a junkyard, so now they have to steal their first ticket to a wedding! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has to act like a lord to trick an artist, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Juniper(Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) hide across the street, and Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) turns invisible and makes some choices that really complicate things! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becom...
Sep 30, 2019•45 min
Our heroes are determined to steal a junkyard from Goblin Slavers to set up their new HQ! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets her armour situation sorted, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiates with a dog, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) delivers justice Fartch-Style, and Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) tries to impersonate Quinny! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Sep 23, 2019•34 min
Having accepted a mission from the Baba Yaga, our heroes are prepping for another questionably ethical heist! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Doddle (Mo Mo O'brien, @momo_obrien) visit a junkyard, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) begs a blacksmith to remove her cursed armour, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets thieving help from another one of his criminal contacts! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider be...
Sep 16, 2019•48 min
Our heroes are fighting their way into a witch’s chicken-house alongside Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @momo_obrien)! But will Doddle get what she expects? What is the relationship between the Witch and Quinny’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) patron? And will Echo (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survive having the cottage fall on her or will Butthole have to resurrect a killer child?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons...
Sep 09, 2019•39 min
