Having been kidnapped by Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @momo_obrien), our heroes have decided to help her find a witch! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shares the group’s secrets with their new friend, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets mad at Butthole for sharing secrets, and Doddle discovers her passion for working as a therapist! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and the incredible Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming...
Sep 02, 2019•33 min
Having saved the village of Ashvale, our heroes set out to find help for their crashed airship when they’re kidnapped by Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @momo_obrien)! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) picks his easiest lock yet, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) needs special mittens for a prisoner, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) reveals yet another persona! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-...
Aug 26, 2019•41 min
Having crashed their airship after battling an army of gargoyles, our heroes set out to find help! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries to remove her terrible armour, everyone worries about the Great Collide, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) swears that House Fartch will find some missing squirrels! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for ...
Aug 19, 2019•45 min
Our heroes are facing off with a monster on the bridge of their collapsing airship! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continues to fight without his Manny-given powers, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hits a gargoyle with another gargoyle, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets so frustrated she turns partially into a troll! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as lit...
Aug 12, 2019•47 min
The airship is under attack and our heroes have to save it! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) abandons the crew to protect the engines, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) fights a gargoyle armed only with his shield, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) reveals a new personality she’s been hiding! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access ...
Aug 05, 2019•32 min
Our heroes are back aboard the airship, trying to figure out their next move! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is forced to start a seance without the equipment he’d wanted, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has a bad conversation with Leanne, and a drunken Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovers something shocking while trying to smooth everything over! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dum...
Jul 29, 2019•45 min
Our heroes continue to research Xanthus in the tower of Shadows before returning to the airship! Martha and Bucky team up to provide Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) with therapy, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) creates a new sigil for House Fartch, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thinks of an item that could help our heroes outwit Manny! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Jul 22, 2019•40 min
Having saved Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) and the Underdark, our heroes explore the mindflayer caverns and the Tower of Shadows, trying to understand Xanthus’s plans! Also, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) founds House Fartch, naming Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) as his Hand, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) as his Court Jester and Goblin Jr. as his rightful heir! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becomi...
Jul 08, 2019•40 min
Having journeyed deeper into the caverns of the Cult of Cortexis, alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are battling the cult’s monstrous benefactor! Ranger struggles to escape the creature’s control of his mind, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continues to run away, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) makes a heroic leap of faith! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and the amazing Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons...
Jul 01, 2019•26 min
Having ensured the safety of their cave badger friend, our heroes and Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) journey deeper into the cult’s caverns! Ranger tries out his cloak of the Manta Ray, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) comes up with theories about parasites, and our heroes fight the craziest monster they’ve encountered yet! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), the amazing Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and the utra-talented Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt)! Enjoying Dumb-...
Jun 24, 2019•39 min
Our heroes finish looting an abandoned town in the Underdark alongside their friend Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), then continue on their quest! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convince Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) to try a non-murderous plan, Ranger befriends an unlikely ally, and Quinny gets really drunk for the first time! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as...
Jun 17, 2019•39 min
Having found Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) imprisoned in the Underdark, our heroes agree to undertake a quest to earn his freedom! Ranger struggles to regain his lost memory, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) attempts her first hypnotism disguised as Martha, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convince the group to undertake their most profitable crime yet! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & ...
Jun 10, 2019•34 min
Having chosen to head for the Underdark, our heroes prepare and then begin their quest to find Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford)! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studies seances with an unexpected ally, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) unsuccessfully tries to communicate with her scroll, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) goes to therapy for the first time! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron ...
Jun 04, 2019•48 min
Having completed their duel, freed the city of Neverwinter and boarded the SS McSquiggley, our heroes must decide what to do next! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun ( https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice ) - Buy merch on our website ( https://dumbdumbdice.com/ ) - Watch us on YouTube ( https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice ) - Follow us on Instagram ( https://instagram.com/dum...
May 27, 2019•8 min
Forced to battle a mind-controlled Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and his super-powered father, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Pol Ka (Dave Miller) desperately try to survive! Quinny struggles to understand Alyn’s gift from the future, Butthole attempts to find sneaky ways to help his friends without disobeying orders, and Pol-Ka tries to wrestle the Symbiote! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs &...
May 20, 2019•40 min
Finally, the conclusion to our season three cliffhanger! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is being controlled by his father and forced to kill his friends! Who will survive? Who will die? No one can predict what happens in this PC-on-PC free for all! Featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Dave Miller! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month...
Apr 29, 2019•33 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System undertake their highest risk mission yet! Declan goes on a ranged murder spree, Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) debates whether or not to wear a restraining bolt, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) impersonates a drunken heiress! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ...
Apr 22, 2019•51 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System have stolen data from Unseen Hands Inc. and found a new friend: Stitch! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) pieces together Butthole’s past, Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) figure out their next steps, and our heroes set out on a warpath against the Houses! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dum...
Apr 15, 2019•47 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System botch their attempt to sneak into House Antebellum’s lab! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the dangers of not shooting first, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gets attacked by a strange new ally, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally flies a grav car without crashing! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &a...
Apr 03, 2019•42 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System must break into a lab formerly run by House Antebellum! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) undergoes brain surgery and then takes a nap, Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) steals his favourite kind of grav-car, and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visits his old friend “Tony the Chainsaw”! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumb...
Mar 25, 2019•43 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System have to escape an ambush by Commandant Pim-Pim! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is unsettled when even more people from Neverwinter appear in the future, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) trust no one, and our heroes are shocked by the identity of the Prodigals’ Commander! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becomi...
Mar 18, 2019•51 min
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is forced to join up with Declan and Honour System to find the fabled Prodigals! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts teaching Alyn the way of the gun, Honor System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) contacts the Prodigals through an obscure message board, and Alyn finally convinces them she’s a wizard! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Du...
Mar 11, 2019•43 min
Having switched places with Xanthus, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) wakes up in a world she can’t explain. Forced to team up with two strangers, Declan McCreedy (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), she can’t tell who to trust. No matter what happens though, she’s determined to get back to her friends in Neverwinter. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &a...
Mar 04, 2019•46 min
We're starting our 4th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to start listening now (and for those who can't remember the craziness from our last 85 episodes)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun ( https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice ) - Buy merch on our website ( https://dumbdumbdice.com/ ) - Watch us on YouTube ...
Mar 04, 2019•7 min
Our heroes, and their ally Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have made their plans, so now they’re attempting to free Neverwinter from the Unseen Hand! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) impersonates a Priest of War, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is challenged to embody Commander Potatoes, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Pol Ka take their turns trying to fire captured laser rifles. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider b...
Feb 06, 2019•57 min
Our heroes, their band of mercenaries and their ally Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have successfully infiltrated Neverwinter! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) comes up with his craziest plan yet, Pol Ka tries to keep the body count down, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) goes out at night to collect thumbs, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) reveals yet another new persona. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Pat...
Jan 28, 2019•40 min
The battle for Phandalin is over and our heroes and Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have survived! Now, they form a plan to infiltrate Neverwinter. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogates a prisoner for information, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Pol Ka discover who is the real master of cards, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) explains the story behind her magical scroll. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider bec...
Jan 21, 2019•37 min
Having planned their ambush to defend Phandalin with a new ally, Pol Ka (Dave Miller), our heroes have been ambushed in turn and must fight to survive! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reveals a memorable new spell, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunts for Bucky among the prison carts, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Pol Ka fight a Minotaur! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Du...
Jan 14, 2019•41 min
Having freed Phandalin from the clutches of Barrel, our heroes have to protect it from the Unseen Hand alongside a new mercenary friend, Pol Ka (Dave Miller)! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) trains the townsfolk, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) scouts the enemy and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) lays traps along the roads before they all spring an ambush! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of ...
Dec 24, 2018•38 min
Having destroyed the ‘Roid-Goblin Facility, our heroes are facing off against the villainous Barrel! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) starts sneak attacking like it’s going out of style, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has a breakdown after a tragic case of friendly fire, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) lets Moonhammer decide the fate of an evil doctor! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of ...
Dec 17, 2018•23 min
