Our heroes are infiltrating the ruined temple of Moonhammer in Phandalin! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) carries out a series of quasi-successful impersonations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) uses the walking table to arm the townsfolk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gives a PSA about exploiting your enemy’s addiction issues! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice f...
Dec 10, 2018•45 min
Our heroes are planning to free Phandalin from the the Unseen Hand! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) fondly remembers his days as an atheist, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) reveals an incredible secret ability, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helps the group choose the most “ethical” way to destroy their enemies! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $...
Dec 03, 2018•40 min
Crash landing outside Phandalin, our heroes start a resistance movement against The Unseen Hand! Goblin Jr. finds a new ally in the cave hermit Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is horrified when he discovers the entire town is racist against Dwarves, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reads someone’s mind! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & D...
Nov 26, 2018•45 min
Having escaped prison and hearing news of a rebellion against the Tinglers, our heroes are heading for Phandalin! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) battles the demon in his head, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) makes a hard decision about a prisoner’s fate, and a mysterious figure (Laura Hamstra, @lehamstring) is following a Prophecy! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as l...
Nov 12, 2018•48 min
Our heroes are forced to finish their escape under less-than-ideal circumstances! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adjusts to his new/old body, Paladin Von Stross reacts to his drugs strangely while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to keep him focused, and Gary (Julian Frid, @JulianFrid) carries out his secret plan within a plan! Also featuring Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron...
Nov 05, 2018•50 min
Our heroes are carrying out their plan to escape “The Coffin”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to transfer Quinny’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) soul between bodies, Gary (Julian Frid, @JulianFrid) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) attempt to steal drugs with STARTLING consequences, and the group has a showdown over who gets to unlock their anti-magic collar! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron...
Oct 29, 2018•49 min
Our heroes are still incarcerated in “The Coffin”, but they’re beginning their escape. Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is determined to get himself an OG Quinny body, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invites a goblin named Kevin to join the team, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Gary (Julian Frid, @JulianFrid) worry about how Xanthus will affect the plan! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a ...
Oct 22, 2018•45 min
Jailed inside Greensborough Penitentiary, AKA "The Coffin", our heroes are determined to escape! Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is forced to battle a team of OG Quinnys, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tells Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) about the voice in her head, and Gary (Julian Frid, @JulianFrid) starts planning their exit! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dic...
Oct 08, 2018•47 min
Having been captured by Paladin Von Stross, our heroes are on their way to jail! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) doesn’t know which gang to join, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) attempts to smuggle Billy Fingers inside, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) re-acquaints himself with an old friend, the mysterious Gary (Julian Frid, @JulianFrid)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & ...
Oct 01, 2018•47 min
After battling the evil Dr. Moreau, our heroes continue to search for the Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discuss the voices in their heads, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returns his dead rental raptors, and our heroes are forced to compete in a race through the city! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $...
Sep 25, 2018•1 hr 2 min
Our heroes journey deeper into the ancient structure that houses the necromantic Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds herself in another stalemate “Wizard Fight”, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continues to use magic without realizing it, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has trouble describing an enemy’s weak-spot. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for...
Sep 18, 2018•40 min
Franken-Quinny has teleported down to join our heroes as they enter the tomb that houses the evil Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) puts Billy Fingers on security detail, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reveals his scary new powers, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continually “fixes” parts of Quinny’s body. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little ...
Sep 10, 2018•50 min
Our heroes have infiltrated Catlandia alongside its former Prince Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets into another wizard fight, Butthole(Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally finds someone’s diary to read, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) try to settle their differences with karaoke. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs ...
Sep 03, 2018•41 min
Our heroes are battling a zombie Tyrannosaurus on the way to the Well of Souls! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) & Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) have bathroom issues on the air ship, Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun) knits a collection of body bags, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) cat-sits for the very first time! Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &a...
Aug 27, 2018•45 min
Our heroes are journeying into the jungles of Chult to destroy the Well of Souls and save Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) finally uses some magic of Moonhammer, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets a new familiar, and Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun) goes on a knitting spree! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month...
Aug 20, 2018•41 min
Franken-Quinny’s body is failing, and its up to our heroes to save him! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) plan a journey into the jungle alongside their new companion Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun), and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is left behind shackled to Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as lit...
Aug 13, 2018•45 min
Our heroes meet up with Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) on the airship McSquiggley and set sail for their first wedding ceremony! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is excited to catch up with the master of ceremonies, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) continues to converse with the voice in her head, and a friend returning to the party (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adapts to his new, terrible body! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragon...
Aug 05, 2018•43 min
Our heroes have are battling the Queen of Hell and her followers inside a flesh circus! Bucky’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wild magic starts to get wild, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is determined to do something scary before the fight ends, and Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faces the possibility that Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) could die! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs ...
Jul 30, 2018•38 min
Our heroes have snuck into an underworld circus to try to ambush the Queen of Hell! Bucky (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) makes things more comfortable for the damned, Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) try to bluff their way into the Queen’s presence, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) talks with several other bat-people! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dum...
Jul 23, 2018•35 min
Our heroes battle across the bottom of the River Styx alongside the mortal form of Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking)! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Bucky (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) play the role of father and son, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) transforms into a bat again, and Moonhammer uses her powers to lead them towards Quinny’s soul! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Jul 17, 2018•47 min
Our heroes are journeying into hell, alongside a now-mortal Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking), in an attempt to rescue Quinny’s soul! Bucky (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) opens a portal to the underworld by accident, Moonhammer and Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discuss the history of their relationship, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) enjoys watching someone else struggle with magic! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consi...
Jul 09, 2018•51 min
We're starting our 3rd season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to join our adventures at this point (as well as for those who can't remember the craziness from our last 36 episodes)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun ( https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice ) - Buy merch on our website ( https://dumbdumbdice.com/ ) -...
Jul 01, 2018•5 min
Time has passed and our heroes have travelled separately for months after the tragedy at the Thiefys, when strange dreams bring them together once again. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has been building a soul-tracker, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has been murdering Gods, and naive fan-boy Bucky (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) makes his first appearance, and our heroes are joined by their most epic guest yet! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-D...
Jul 01, 2018•51 min
It's our SEASON FINALE! The Thiefys are underway and the heist is in progress! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) makes the best sleight of hand roll in the history of the show, Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) walks the black carpet, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses a brand new spell under desperate circumstances, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reveals what he wished for back on Tornado Island! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & ...
May 28, 2018•49 min
It’s the final day of the Thiefys and the real heist has begun! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempts his first seduction, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Goblin Jr. have a heart-to-heart, Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) creates the first medieval flip-book, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) makes an unlikely agreement with her father! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
May 21, 2018•42 min
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the dangers of using powerful magic, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) supervises Bobert during the Thieves Auction, Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is scared by the scale of Alyn’s abilities, and Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pitches his most intricate and insane plan yet for the final heist! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as ...
May 15, 2018•45 min
It’s day two at the Thiefys and the awards are closing in fast! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to learn about the birds and the bees, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studies the soul stone security measures, Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) & Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) head to meet with the mages, and Quinny & The Forsaken head to the auction! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron o...
May 07, 2018•49 min
It’s Fight Night at the Thiefys! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is in the arena as “The Forsaken” facing off against the Fight Guild Champion, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) becomes an emotional support for his friend, and Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) try to learn more about Alyn’s most powerful magic book! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &a...
Apr 23, 2018•41 min
Fight Night is almost upon our heroes at the Thiefys! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) leads the gang to the Mirage’s brothel, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) dons his classic f**k harness, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets box seats with her Dad, and Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has his first encounter with Merle Streep! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as littl...
Apr 16, 2018•49 min
It’s the first day of the Thiefys and the heist has begun! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) interrogates the service staff, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) get caught up in a high-stakes gambling fiasco, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reminisces about the Donkey Wars and unveils his latest persona: The Forsaken! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Du...
Apr 09, 2018•48 min
