Having arrived at the Mirage Casino and Hotel, our heroes plan to steal a Thiefy! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets a surprise invite to meet the head of the Thieves Guild, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out a secret about the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles), and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) catches up with his old friends from the Greywater Syndicate days! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Conside...
Apr 03, 2018•46 min
Having joined forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles), our heroes gear up for the Thiefys! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) chooses yet another new name, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is excited to get into the thick of things, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is drawn even further into #ThiefLife! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as...
Mar 26, 2018•47 min
Having saved the Wind God, our heroes set sail for the Thiefys! Desperate to gain entrance to the awards show, our gang are forced to join forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) are suspicious of their new friend/rival, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts life anew as a Godless Monster! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consi...
Mar 20, 2018•52 min
Our heroes are battling the evil Augustin Palantir and an avatar of the Wind God itself! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) faces off against an old friend, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) “Wizard Fights” herself unconscious, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) races to defeat the whims of a God, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer’s feud comes to a shocking conclusion! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Con...
Mar 11, 2018•36 min
Our heroes are fighting through a temple to save the Wind God, and they’ve created a sentient bindle! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) unearths a mystical priest, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) refuses to use magic, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is tempted by a bunch of golden stakes, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets in an epic Wizard Fight! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of ...
Mar 05, 2018•41 min
On the way to save the Wind God our heroes are trapped by monks in a wind-filled room! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) tries to weaponize his elemental allies, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) swears off healing, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaps someone unconscious and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets creative with a cloud of daggers! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumb...
Feb 19, 2018•44 min
Our heroes have to sneak into a temple and save a piece of the Wind God! They make allies inside the lungs of Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helps Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determine what Moonhammer wants from him, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turns into a bat again, and our gang hold a funeral for a fallen friend! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Feb 14, 2018•48 min
Our heroes are trapped on an island surrounded by tornadoes and the only person who can help them is Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz)! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gets drunk after fighting with Moonhammer, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds true peace (if only for a few minutes), and our heroes join forces with a team of rocks! Also featuring Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming ...
Feb 05, 2018•44 min
Our heroes set sail for the Thiefys, but things quickly get complicated! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogates and befriends his secret captive, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explains how the Thiefys actually work, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) struggles with killing people she’s trying to capture, and they make a mysterious new friend (Eric Turkienicz)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Jan 29, 2018•49 min
Our heroes join forces with a Ghost Ship to lure Moby Death into an ambush! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) takes the helm during a naval battle, Moonhammer tests Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) by being no help in combat, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses a brand new spell to send Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) into a very unlikely duel! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Jan 22, 2018•59 min
After promoting Slutty Dave to First Mate, our heroes plot to free Boots from a ghost ship! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovers that he really is the chosen one, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds a bunch of money she forgot about, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) steers the Sea Witch into the Drifts, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) faces off with a Ghost! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Jan 15, 2018•46 min
After stealing a boat of their own, our heroes are on a quest to find Captain Roberts’s (Alex Pinto) old crew! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) negotiates with a group of prisoners, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invents the Thaumaturgical cell phone, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks his life to save a random NPC, and Captain Roberts promotes a new first mate! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Jan 08, 2018•44 min
After escaping enslavement our heroes attempt to steal a ship of their own! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses a brand new spell, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promotes Slutty Dave to Head Gunner, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to make the boat as sneaky as he is, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) begins the search for her original crew! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Dec 25, 2017•47 min
Our heroes are about to launch a slave revolt onboard the Death Wind! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tries to capture the wizard Blink, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempts to free the Oarsmen, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is determined to get her collar off, and Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto) duels First Mate Trogdor! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as littl...
Dec 21, 2017•44 min
After battling the leader of the Moonites in a courtroom, our heroes are forced to flee on the high seas! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) experiments with teleporting during battle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) risks it all for their Captain, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) starts a fight club, and our heroes befriend the Tiefling Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patro...
Dec 05, 2017•53 min
Butthole’s trial is over but the real battle is about to begin! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries to master witch bolt, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) unleashes a devastating thunderwave, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protects his friends from Paladin Von Stross, and Butthole(Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) duels Fiddlesworth to decide who's the real priest of Moonhammer! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider b...
Nov 28, 2017•46 min
Butthole’s trial begins! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) manages to not barf during her opening statement, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunts for the elusive Fiddlesworth around town, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promises to kill all the Moonites to a mixed judicial response, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over the courtroom with her sick burns! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming ...
Nov 20, 2017•43 min
The morning of Butthole’s trial is at hand! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is desperate to find a judge to impersonate, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) searches for the witnesses she needs for the case, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) wins over an ally with song, and Butthole plots to capture or kill Fiddlesworth (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Nov 13, 2017•47 min
Our heroes have one day left to save Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) from being executed for accidentally creating the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turns into a bat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adopts an unlikely disguise, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) blackmails a judge and the real leader of the Moonites reveals himself with a heinous act! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a...
Nov 06, 2017•51 min
Our heroes have two days left to save Butthole from being executed as the leader of the Moonites! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds a fortune in gold while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters lock-picking, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) creates a new version of prison chess with a Svart, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Lewin, @letwinka) won’t stop interrogating a dead foe! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider bec...
Oct 30, 2017•49 min
Our heroes have three days to save Butthole from execution as he’s been charged with leading the evil Moonites! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds a judge while wearing his sexiest outfit, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovers the gang’s old friend Carmine Falstaff, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) refuses to believe the mounting evidence that Fiddlesworth might be the villainous Stankfleur! Also featuring the amazing Kat Lewtin (@letwinka) and our awesome DM Tom McG...
Oct 24, 2017•49 min
Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is facing a death sentence, and his legal team consists of Alyn, Quinny and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka)! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) goes on an erotic adventure, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) drinks some ale in the bathroom, and we learn that the Moonites have the most confusing gang policy ever: FREE DRINKS OR DEATH! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a ...
Oct 17, 2017•49 min
Butthole gets arrested while Quinny continues his search to find Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prays and finds out he’s going to die, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets stuck with the task of becoming Butthole’s lawyer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets reminded several times that his friend is, in fact, Not Petyr Baelish! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider beco...
Oct 09, 2017•47 min
Quinny receives a message about a debt owed and leads our heroes to the city of Neverwinter in search of his mysterious friend Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin, @letwinka). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) experiments with her new Vampiric Touch, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reaches out to one of his old criminal contacts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is really worried about Fiddlesworth! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Drago...
Oct 02, 2017•47 min
Having saved Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) and barricaded themselves inside Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, it’s time for our heroes to withstand the assault of a zombie army, an evil demon and Mud Butt’s Giant Undead Father! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finally masters Witch Bolt, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learns the “fastball special”, and our party experiences its first true death. Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@...
Sep 25, 2017•52 min
Locked in desperate combat with their friend King Mud Butt’s (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) undead father, a demon, and an army of zombies, our heroes have to escape and find a way to defeat their foes! Mud Butt and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) try running while being steered, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reluctantly asks Butthole to create holy water, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) comes up with her first crude nickname for a villain! Also featuring our awesome D...
Sep 18, 2017•48 min
Going undercover to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes infiltrate his coronation! No matter how hard he tries, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t convince the king-to-be that he’s in danger, our heroes discover the fate of Richard, and the gang have to stop Mud Butt from doing a “dead body” shot before all hell breaks loose! Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs...
Sep 03, 2017•46 min
Continuing their quest to save King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes finally arrive in Winchester! The gang hideout in Uncle Jim-Jim’s Rum Shack, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) covers up his failed ideas by telling everyone he’s pooping, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) go undercover as possessed townspeople! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a ...
Aug 29, 2017•50 min
In the first episode of our second season our heroes are settling up their accounts and exiting Phandelver to save their friend King Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13)! The gang plan to deal in forged land claims, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempt to build the first weapon of Moonhammer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reveals his ultimate goal - to steal a Thieves Guild Lifetime Achievement Award! Also featuring our awesome...
Aug 21, 2017•55 min
We're starting our 2nd season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to join our adventures at this point (as well as for those who can't remember all the insanity from the last 21 episodes)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun ( https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice ) - Buy merch on our website ( https://dumbdumbdice.com/ ...
Aug 21, 2017•4 min
