Our heroes are returning to Assguard after saving Daggerford! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became friends and pen pals with King Melandrach, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had an argument with a mule, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was cured of his zombie disease by Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom! But what has changed in Assguard while they’re away? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dum...
Jul 14, 2025•52 min
Our heroes are waiting for Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom in the Misty Forest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over the tavern keeper in Daggerford, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) focused on getting medical help for her halfling friend’s zombie disease, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so loopy he ended up talking to a donkey! Can Fallonmeyer save Quinny or will he die while revealing her as a fraud? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-D...
Jul 07, 2025•46 min
Our heroes barely survived combat but are now in charge of the lizardfolk! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to defeat Redeye through intimidation and fart magic, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered from consciousness and was horrified to still be in an acid pool, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has been inflicted with a zombie virus! Can these heroes survive to create peace in Daggerford? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-D...
Jun 30, 2025•50 min
Our heroes are now battling a zombified dragon and the lizardfolk! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is unconscious and dying in an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is doing his best with his eldritch blasts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t seem to keep any of his concentration spells going. Will our heroes be able to beat Caustilancer AGAIN? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Jun 23, 2025•52 min
Our heroes are battling a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did massive damage before Fartbutt had to rescue her from an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and his mirror images fought face-to-face with the dragon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was enveloped in an orb of darkness. Will our heroes be able to survive this battle with Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a...
Jun 16, 2025•46 min
Our heroes are battling a dragon! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured the beast out of a ruined ship, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to maintain the ruse she was Vaultsy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrived to battle being carried by Fartbutt the Couatl. But what will happen when combat truly begins? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little ...
Jun 09, 2025•45 min
Our heroes are on their way to slay a dragon! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he wasn’t the right person to deal with lizardfolk and became Juniper, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid in the woods until he was sure he didn’t need to pop off, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) befriended the shady leader of the lizardfolk. But can these heroes survive a battle with a dragon alongside their new allies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). E...
Jun 02, 2025•48 min
Our heroes are on their way to meet the Lizardfolk! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched his spells around to defeat or befriend a dragon, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified Glennis Orc-Slayer so they could get the supplies they needed, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shocked by people’s love for Captain Planteer. Can these heroes defeat a dragon and a rebranded god? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & ...
May 26, 2025•59 min
Our heroes are on their way to change spells! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed into Grandpa Warwick who now believes he’s names Vaultsy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to lead negotiations before he couldn’t get anyone’s names right, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prepared to negotiate with the lizardfolk. But can these heroes find the allies they need to defeat Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs &a...
May 19, 2025•51 min
Our heroes are on their way to hunt a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) addressed the travelling adventurers and narrowly avoided burning down the market, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was offering Pegasus rides before being sent on their quest, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged barbs with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But can these heroes survive the hunt for a dragon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? -...
May 12, 2025•49 min
Our heroes have taken bad voice potions and are going about their days! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very challenging negotiation with wrestling promoters, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is taking Will on a tour of Assguardian careers, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) visited Krendan and planned their shared address to the Hall of Heroes. What could possibly go wrong for those two addressing a raucous crowd? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)....
May 05, 2025•58 min
Cormium Planteer has been granted sanctuary! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was proud of his grotesque preparations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to connect with Cormium despite being angry at his friends, and after the interrogation Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to play Blood Games. What could possible happen next in Assguard? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs...
Apr 28, 2025•54 min
Our heroes are bringing Butthole to see Cormium Planteer! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) unknowingly turned his room into a magical Sanctuary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a break through with Cormium during their talk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his potions and masks to hide everything charming about Cormium from Butthole. But what will happen when the prisoner talks with the king? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Du...
Apr 21, 2025•50 min
Our heroes are struggling with the Cormium problem! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visited Krendan who agreed to found the Ass Guard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Juniper and quickly lost patience with Cormium Planteer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) bided his time waiting for Juniper to get even angrier. But what does Cormium really want to say to Butthole? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consid...
Apr 14, 2025•59 min
Our heroes are sorting out their various plans within Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed yet another hero to the nation before heading to see Krendan, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a new friend to share his love of nature with, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the tool he needed to disarm Cormium Planteer. But what Planteer based dangers lie around the next corner? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Du...
Apr 07, 2025•55 min
Cormium Planteer has been imprisoned and strangers are arriving to help Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was delighted to discover heroes from across the world were coming to the city, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to be absolutely sure Cormium Planteer wouldn’t be mistreated, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got Reginald to secure the prisoner. Who will show up in Assguard next? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Du...
Mar 31, 2025•58 min
Cormium Planteer has taken sanctuary in Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was equal parts worried and excited about falling for the handsome rogue, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is worried about the prisoner’s boredom while they determine if he’s a threat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t believe jailing someone is a big deal. Will Cormium turn out to be friend or foe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & ...
Mar 24, 2025•57 min
Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help Cormium escape the Captain? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs...
Mar 17, 2025•53 min
Our heroes have saved Baldur’s Gate and returned home! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to being King Butthole who has no memory of his crimes, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed back to Gartok who was horrified by the memories he had gained, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was relieved to be the most morally flexible of the group once again. But what threats are now looming over Assguard? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Our heroes have defeated the Nightmare Lord! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) massacred his way through a small army before killing his ultimate enemy, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) saved Zabianna from death at the Nightmare Lord’s hands, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a scroll of locate person to find Ginny alive and well. But can these heroes unite Duke Ravenguard and Nine Fingers Keen to truly save Baldurs Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcg...
Mar 03, 2025•57 min
Our anti-heroes have defeated Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept stabbing until there was no unstabbed Zog left, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) fought three werefolk at once while dropping insults the whole time, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was lost to her wolf for a moment before taking control. But can our heroes survive a fireball blasted at them by the Nightmare Lord? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs...
Feb 24, 2025•48 min
Our anti-heroes are in combat with Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified to learn his daughter may have been kidnapped, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrilled to be able to go into full murder mode, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to resist Zog’s call and contain her inner wolf. But can they survive a battle to the death with Zog and his were-folk bodyguards? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dum...
Feb 17, 2025•46 min
Our anti-heroes have saved the hostages and are on the hunt for the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cracked open a ton of hostage cages during an underwater battle, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed a wizard and a wereshark by falling down or riding chains up, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to war under the water as a wereshark, protecting the others. Now that’s over, can our heroes survive a showdown with Zog in his lair? Also featuring our awes...
Feb 10, 2025•45 min
Our anti-heroes are on their way to save the hostages! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) rescued and freed a captive owlbear, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped solved the mystery of the available potions, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure her companions didn’t end up accidentally cursed with lycanthropy. But are gills all these heroes need to get the hostages out safe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? -...
Feb 03, 2025•41 min
Our anti-heroes have taken over a lab and found the hostages! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disguised himself using a wolf corpse, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped stealthily massacre the mad-scientist wolves, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left his companions behind to check on the hostages. But what will these heroes do now they’ve discovered the hostages are underwater? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?...
Jan 27, 2025•46 min
Our anti-heroes have slaughtered a cave full of werewolves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a mage hand to turn the guards against each other, Echo’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) moonbeam continued to be an anti-wolf terror weapon, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) activated “blender mode” as he dove into combat. But what will our heroes learn as they interrogate a dead tiefling? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? ...
Jan 20, 2025•40 min
Our anti-heroes are moving further into the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a ballista against his enemies, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her moonbeam to eliminate foes trying to escape, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hurled Molotov cocktails until no one was left alive. But what will happen when they face Zog and the rest of the gang underground? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Con...
Jan 13, 2025•55 min
Our anti-heroes are assaulting the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to sneak in but was swiftly identified by an underwater guard dog, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her magic to protect her sneaky companion, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used the fires of his atheism to attack the enemy heavy weapons. But can Quinny survive hiding below an exploding flamethrower emplacement? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Du...
Jan 06, 2025•44 min
Our anti-heroes are on their way to storm the werewolve’s lair! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rebalanced her spells, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was overjoyed when the tavern was assaulted and he got to fight, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the skies to find Ginny before combat happened. Can these heroes defeat the werewolves quickly enough to distract the Nightmare Lord now that Quinny has drawn attention to his daughter’s cover? Also featuring our aw...
Dec 30, 2024•53 min
Our anti-heroes are attempting to bait the Nightmare Lord! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tested out her new knives killing traitors, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the newspaper to start hyping a Hitman v Nightmare Lord showdown, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prevented any of this from immediately getting them killed. But can our heroes survive a battle with the local werewolves? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs &...
Dec 23, 2024•48 min
