Our anti-heroes have brought 9 Fingers Keene into their confidence! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) passed messages back and forth with Ginny through place mats, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) collected a list of traitorous guild members to kill, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully form an alliance with the former Guild. Can these heroes survive their coming battle with magically empowered werewolves? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjo...
Dec 16, 2024•50 min
Our anti-heroes have found Ginny during their search for 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally got birthday presents she liked, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a price to kill Larry the explosives dealer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started researching the Good Works Corporation. But will Ginny blow the team’s cover, or will the team blow hers? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Co...
Dec 09, 2024•58 min
Our anti-heroes are making their way to find 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched from playing knives with Zabianna to playing cards, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught a guild representative and sewed Friend a new ass, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to win over the guild master of Baldur’s Gate. But will buying tokens to access the upper city be as simple as it seems? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-...
Dec 02, 2024•47 min
Our anti-heroes have destroyed a slaughterhouse and the Harveys! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blasted their opponents with an ice storm, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized the group is being watched covertly, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) blasted apart villains and a building with bombs. But what will happen next as our heroes continue their quest to save Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? ...
Nov 25, 2024•48 min
Our anti-heroes have tested their explosives and locked down the town! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) distracted the owner of the dagger shop, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) planned to burn the shop down, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) flew into the sky to test the explosives where there weren’t any people around. But what will happen now that Baldur’s Gate is being locked down? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?...
Nov 18, 2024•51 min
Our anti-heroes are taking steps toward blowing up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a purchase of explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was offended by a gift of lousy daggers, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep the group moving the plan forwards. Will their new porter help them carry out the groups plans or will his morals get in the way? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Drag...
Nov 11, 2024•50 min
Our anti-heroes are planning to blow up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) picked up a butt and got advice on where to find explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) played the part of a birthday girl who wants to tour their target location, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the guard he was a harmless tourist. But can Quinny and Echo maintain their ruse or will they be caught out in a gang headquarters? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGe...
Nov 04, 2024•43 min
Our anti-heroes have killed succeeded in another hostile takeover! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) beat a werewolf into submission, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped intimidate Remy Pancake into changing his name, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Remy took over the Faithless. But what will happen now that our heroes turned their attention to the slaughterhouses? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Con...
Oct 28, 2024•45 min
Our anti-heroes have killed Straight Stick! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) completed his mission to get Grandpa to pee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept his new kingpin Remy Pancake alive, and Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) forgot who his real and fake friends were. What will happen now that Grandpa Warwick turned into a werewolf? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dra...
Oct 21, 2024•54 min
Our anti-heroes created the Rivington Ducks and gone undercover to overthrow “The Faithless”! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took on the role of Grandpa Warwick’s grandson, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accidentally charmed his way into being led to their target, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to win the kingpin Diamond Urchin to their cause. Can Quinny bring Remy Pancake onboard in time to overthrow “the Faithless”? Also featuring our awesome D...
Oct 14, 2024•51 min
Our anti-heroes have joined forces with the Luck Duck! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted how fast they killed someone as she wanted to have more fun, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) changed the plan on the fly to replace the Rivington Rats entirely, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested a massacre but was out-voted. What will happen when Luck Duck and the Hitman unite to face the Rivington Rats? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying...
Oct 07, 2024•56 min
Our heroes have taken on their new identities to start their plan! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted suggesting the Grand Duke do a silly walk, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked Butthole out of becoming “Captain Puppy” instead of the Forsaken, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave into the darkness inside himself once negotiations were over. Now the question is: can Hitman, the Forsaken, Murder Child and Captain Puppy save Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our...
Sep 30, 2024•48 min
Our heroes are meeting with shell-shocked Grand Duke of Baldur’s Gate! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) explained the idea of the greater good, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) described his own battles through hell, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the Duke that victory was possible if he just got weird enough. But can our heroes help the Grand Duke save Baldur’s Gate, or will he die alongside them in the attempt? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcge...
Sep 23, 2024•49 min
Our heroes are on their way to meet the Duke! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) agreed to become Juniper for a short while to meet the local aristocracy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ordered a new butt for their friend Friend, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a cleric of sorrow before approaching Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes find and win over the Grand Duke, or is their plan already a failure? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Check out Adam...
Sep 16, 2024•45 min
Our heroes have a plan to save/destroy Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he couldn’t handle the darkness of the plan and became Echo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) figured out how to establish a spy network for himself and was re-named the Hitman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the decision to become the Forsaken once more. Can this new band of anti-heroes do more good than harm? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Check ou...
Sep 09, 2024•50 min
Our heroes have made it into Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t figure out the magic fueling Grizwold the ram, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked his way past the bridge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggled to pronounce the names of every gang leader in Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes figure out how to overthrow the nightmare lord and save the city? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Con...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Our heroes and their new friends and headed for Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) showed Ginny how to properly loot a carriage, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a special non-verbal connection with Marlock the Mothman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) came up with a cover that could get them into Baldur’s Gate. But will the guards let Rafe Stone’s Monster Hunter’s into town or does their mission end here? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeet...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Our heroes have rescued Zabianna in their quest for international justice! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished off the werewolf but was bitten by it during the fight, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) teamed up with Zabianna to slay the black lagoon monster and the Chupacabra, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured that Marlock the Mothman and Friend the Flesh Golem survived unharmed. But what will happen now they’ve discovered Reish Grey is dead? Also featuring ou...
Aug 19, 2024•50 min
Our heroes slayed a monster hunter only to start fighting his monsters! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was badly mauled by the Chupacabra, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) duelled with the creature from the black lagoon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over a flesh golem while battling a werewolf. But what will happen now they’ve met Zabianna and discovered an alpha werewolf is hiding in Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Du...
Aug 12, 2024•50 min
Our heroes have found a monster hunter who seems like a dick! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ginny scouted ahead and are ready to ambush the bad guy, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the definition of a monster, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had enough and blinded the man. Can our heroes defeat Rafe Stone or will they become his new prey? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Pat...
Aug 05, 2024•49 min
Our heroes are outside Baldur’s Gate! Before heading out, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blessed the ground outside Assguard’s walls, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shared their feelings and then convinced Ginny to take on the role of Prinx and a new Name De Thief. Will they be able to find Zabianna or will Reish Grey get away with their crimes? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons...
Jul 29, 2024•47 min
Our heroes are doing their final preparations before heading to Baldur’s Gate! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came to town to bring Seamus back through a raven gate, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dealt with complicated feelings seeing his old friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) let everyone know how Ginny was struggling. Can our heroes set things right before they head to Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & ...
Jul 22, 2024•55 min
Our heroes have saved Assguard and are taking a day off! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hired a new town watch despite distracting friends, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) said a pleasant farewell to Oversword Everheart, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find funding for his spy ring. But what will happen now that Alyn has stepped out of a portal? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patro...
Jul 15, 2024•57 min
Our heroes have joined the Lord’s Alliance! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shakily convinced the ambassadors of the value of paint night, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented evidence of their rescue of Selgaunt, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) elegantly declared their new laws. Now that they’re in the Lord’s alliance, will Cormyr’s army finally leave town? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider bec...
Jul 08, 2024•50 min
Our heroes are preparing to face the Lord’s Alliance and Cormyr! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Mrs. Paisley to make sure the Comptroller’s letter said the right things, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) appreciated his new bedroom decorations, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered someone had broken into his office. Can these heroes convince the world Assguard is a safe place or will a new war start today? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcge...
Jul 01, 2024•58 min
Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) went to visit Vinten Charlamagne and his family, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) set up a process for recruiting new guards for the town watch, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to deal with Farthole’s mega-church that only featured the Butthammer. But will these heroes be able to join the Lords Alliance and survive facing the Purple Dragons? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd...
Jun 24, 2024•54 min
Our heroes defeated the Hedon and saved Sellgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) battled the warforged to its bitter end, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a stinky secret weapon before slaying the Hedon, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recruited the bronze ravens to the Assguard’s town watch. But will Cormyr’s army accept Sellgaunt’s letter of support or is war about to begin? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dra...
Jun 17, 2024•55 min
Our heroes are desperately fighting the Hedon in his lair! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced down the warforged’s worst while blasting zombies, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to panic when he realized how outclassed he was in combat, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) killed zombies using a magic helmet and discovered the villain’s weakeness. Can Butthole’s friends deactivate the Hedon’s protective shield in time to save him? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom...
Jun 10, 2024•57 min
Our heroes have finally found “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to use Sten’s body to check for traps, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot opening the door to the villain’s central chamber, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) put on a helmet and found himself in a zombie body. Can these heroes survive facing off with the warforged known as the Hedon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider ...
Jun 03, 2024•48 min
Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to spot several traps leading to the king throwing a body around, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) didn’t cast beast speech so Quinny dealt with Mr. Bitey instead. But what will our heroes do now that the zombies are activating and Jimbo Jimothy has been kidnapped? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@...
May 27, 2024•46 min
