The Pivot Presents: Everything To Gargamel 1—Scuba Smurf, Laundry Smurf, Nobody Smurf, Gangster Smurf
at last the show gary and will have been itching to make where they talk about smurfs i guess

at last the show gary and will have been itching to make where they talk about smurfs i guess
The Dangerous Dave games are a series of PC platformers that acted as a precursor to Commander Keen, except with a redneck aesthetic and hyperviolence. This entry is hard, but not terrible, so we talk about how modern Helltimes have rendered thinking about having superpowers unpalatable.
Mega Man X makes his debut on the PS1! Considered the second best game in the Mega Man X series after the initial entry, what does X4 have to offer that's unique? Well, you get to play as Zero, for one.
Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An episode-by-episode discussion of randomly drawn Magic: The Gathering cards. This week's cords: Charismatic Conqueror, Mountain, Shakedown Heavy, and Forest.
Beast Wars: Transformers is an ugly show, and the PlayStation game based on it is even uglier. It’s a little bleak to consider that the cheap animation of the 80s cartoon is the best that these robots would ever look. So instead, Gary proposes a new sex move called “Trick or Treat”, and we work out the logistics of how to pull it off.
Jimmy becomes as annoying as possible. Kim proposes a new business venture.
Get over here! It's time to discuss one of the culturally important games of our lifetimes: Mortal Kombat! While this episode does use MKII as a focus point, this is largely about the series as a whole and it's impact. Get your fatalities ready!
Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An annotated version of old episodes of Everything To Guppy, where we do present-day commentary on our old selves' jokes. This week's episode: Bloody Penny.
It’s honestly weird that we haven’t already covered the NES version of Bad Dudes, a game with an infamous intro and horribly choppy handling. So Kaye brings it as her vanity pick, and we talk about how bad times have also made ALL of us into Bad Dudes.
Jimmy seduces Kim with a song from a musical. Mike and Hector trade some menacing words.
Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Terminator 2D: No Fate, My Winter Car, Many Nights a Whisper, and much more! The Grind: Jala: Terminator 2D: No Fate. Terror of Hemasaurus. Many Nights a Whisper. Ben: Silksong. Dennis: One Finger Death Punch 2. Trackmania. Kaye: Ball X Pit. My Winter Car. The End Boss: Cyclopean developments. Details about the new Fable emerge. Virtual Boy is coming to Switch Online soon. People are suing Hasbro for printing too many Magic cards....
We answer your questions and read your responses to our January Games! Responses for: Legend of Zelda Binding of Isaac Thief II: The Metal Age RoboCop: Rogue City Upcoming Games: February: Mortal Kombat II Mega Man X4 Indiana Jones and the Great Circle (Premium) March: The Final Station (Including The Only Traitor) Donkey Kong Country 2 Castlevania Bloodlines...
In which two competing philosophical schools are codified.
Friday Night Funkin’, a rhythm game credited with keeping Newgrounds relevant in the 2020s, is actually pretty good. The music works better than the visuals, and the fan community is really… enthusiastic… but there’s not much to hate here. So instead we talk about Gary’s trip to San Francisco, where he got mindfreaked.
Kim tries to score a new client for HHM, and we begin our long journey into the madness that is Mesa Verde.
Kaye, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Quarantine Zone: Last Check, DeadCore Redux, Robocop: Rogue City, and much more! The Grind: Kaye: Quarantine Zone: Last Check. Moxie: Robocop: Rogue City. BALL x PIT. Dennis: DeadCore Redux. One Finger Death Punch. The Multiplayer: What’s a suboptimal way that you play games? The End Boss: Life is Strange: Reunion brings Max and Chloe back together. Hardware modder fuses all modern consoles into one box. Fans keep Anthem alive on private server....
DON'T @ ME IT WAS TWINKLE STAR SPRITES
Love Is… is a very sad and weird comic strip about naked eight year olds who are married and like being really bossy about what is and isn’t love. The game is nothing, but we cannot bring ourselves to stop diving into the comic’s archive to boggle at what was once (and apparently still is?) acceptable.
The Planescape Torment podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen Static In this episode we celebrate 100 episodes of Real Lich Hours by reading and reacting to some tabletop tales.
In which Mike puts his acting chops to good use. Kim gets punished for Jimmy's actions.
Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Pathologic 3, Nubby’s Number Factory, Q-Up, and much more! The Grind: Dennis: Diablo IV. Kaye: Pathologic 3. Moxie: Dead Island 2. Ben: Q-UP. Nubby’s Number Factory. The Multiplayer: What are you favorite diegetic interfaces in games? The End Boss: Fortnite adds gambling again. Meta shuts down tons of AI game studios. Indie publisher Hooded Horse forbids AI use in its games....
This information is presented as both a written post, and as a short podcast episode where we talk about our reasoning. Introduction Hello Patrons and well-wishers: we’re here to report that the Duckfeed state of the union is strong, and we have some announcements about changes. Normally we do these in December, but Circumstances conspired to delay things a bit. Something we really love about this job is that we have the freedom to periodically reevaluate how we do things, and make changes to ke...
Returning to the world of Thief, we finally cover the much demanded and beloved Thief II: The Metal Age. Often pointed to as one of the greatest embodiments of stealth in video games, what makes Thief II so special? A lot of has to do with The Fantasy. This game makes you feel like a badass fantasy Thief, with a world of treasures and artifacts to claim for yourself.
Let's remember a time when YouTube didn't have a ton of people talking about shitty video games. Simpler times, times when a creator like AVGN was rare. This project was his lifetime dream, and it became a nightmare. James Rolfe is clearly not having any fun, and all we left is this artifact of broken dreams. Next month: WCG Ultimate Gamer
We're assembling a team.
Minority Report: Everybody Runs is a licensed tie in game to a movie where ladies lay eggs that tell the future. Since this is a perfect fit for us, we talk about what precog powers would do to our lives, and Kaye talks about preparing for her upcoming move.
Jimmy takes a little trip to Texas and starts causing trouble for Davis & Main.
Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Ball x Pit, Carnival Massacre, Dead Island 2, and much more! The Grind: Moxie: Dead Island 2. Ben: Slots and Daggers. Ball x Pit. Dennis: Liar’s Bar. Tactical Breach Wizards. Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown. Kaye: Carnival Massacre. The Multiplayer: What new years resolution are you going to break? The End Boss: Clair Obscur loses Indie Game Awards GOTY, Blue Prince wins instead. Helldivers 2 file size reduced. You can install other games now. Splitgate 2 rela...
How can smart people enjoy a game about a naked boy crying at poop? Binding of Isaac is one of the most chaotic, labyrinthine, and complex games we've ever put multiple hundreds of hours into. Inspired by Legend of Zelda and Rogue, Binding of Isaac sees you grabbing dozens of game-changing items, building a unique Isaac, and descending deeper into the basement than you ever imagined. Gary is joined by his Everything to Guppy co-host, Will Hughes, to break down what makes Binding of Isaac an easy...
The show that Gary and Will are finally determined to finally complete, finally, an item-by-item, boss-by-boss, enemy-by-enemy conversation about the roguelite video game The Binding Of Isaac.