The Biker Mice from Mars was an also-ran in the Turtles boom of the early nineties. Its premise was exactly what the title implies, and it relied on the idea of bikers being a lot cooler than they actually are. But given any chance to talk about the Turtles, we dig into the missed potential in not focusing on the TEENAGE part of TMNT.
Jan 05, 2026•32 min
The Legend of Zelda on the Nintendo Entertainment System is one of the most iconic games ever made. While not every trick it used holds up today's standards, the number of innovative techniques they used to make an adventure feel huge informs game design to this very day. Join us in revisiting this stone-cold classic. This episode originally aired as off-season episode of Bonfireside Chat. For more Hidden WOFFs, check out our collection here: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1908383...
Jan 01, 2026•1 hr 40 min
Panic! isn’t really a game, it’s a mouse training program with some context-free visual gags. Faced with the possibility that disliking this makes us sticks in the mud, we talk about why this presentation is a disservice to the very necessary emotion of whimsy.
Dec 30, 2025•34 min
At last, the show Gary and Will have been continuing to be itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode randomized discussion of every single Pokémon in every single Pokédex.
Dec 30, 2025•1 hr 4 min
Pryce loses his baseball cards, but he's not going to take this sitting down. Circumstances might encourage to squat, however.
Dec 28, 2025•34 min
We hear your thoughts about such as games as Wasteland 3, Wasteland 3 and Wasteland 3. Upcoming Games: January Legend of Zelda (Bonfireside Chat Rerun) Binding of Isaac (Gary and Will Hughes) Thief II: The Metal Age Robocop: Rogue City (Premium) February Mortal Kombat II Mega Man X4 Indiana Jones and the Great Circle (Premium)
Dec 26, 2025•1 hr 33 min
We’ve done most of the major Christmas-themed games, so we had to dig deep and find some of the worst slop Steam could provide. Satan Santa is an asset flip game that makes generous use of AI in its text and marketing materials. A demon has replaced Santa and a kid needs to walk really slow about it.
Dec 23, 2025•35 min
At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode randomized discussion of every single Pokémon in every single Pokédex.
Dec 23, 2025•1 hr
The Planescape Torment podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen Static In this episode we watch someone burn alive. Other Segments: Cutter’s Dark for Berks: Abishai Manual of the Planes: Primes
Dec 21, 2025•5 min
Kaye, Dennis, and Jala talk about Guilty as Sock, Embr, Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, and much more! The Grind: Kaye: Resident Evil VII but it’s Simpsons. Bloodborne Randomizer. Embr. PEAK. Guilty as Sock. Pico Park 2. Jala: Guilty as Sock. Pico Park 2. One-Eyed Likho. Dennis: Embr. PEAK. Guilty as Sock. Pico Park 2. Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown. The Multiplayer: TOTY Results The End Boss: New Zealand’s game industry is one of the only ones that’s growing. Looks like Larian uses AI and leadership ...
Dec 20, 2025•1 hr 31 min
Season 2 begins and the writers change plans, so we walk back a few storylines and push forward a few others. This is still Jimmy McGill.
Dec 20, 2025•41 min
To wrap up the year, December's premium episode of WOFF! is the live panel we did at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo back in October. Bob Mackey and Jeremy Parish of the Retronauts joined us to talk about the best and worst 7/10 games. One score means a lot of different things, and we try to get to the bottom of what's 7/10 (derogatory) and 7/10 (laudatory). Games we discuss: Shadowrun (SNES). Ghostbusters (2009). Yakuza: Dead Souls. Dragon Quest VII. Clash at Demonhead. The Misadventures of Tron...
Dec 19, 2025•5 min
To celebrate episode 500, we wrap up the plot of our yearly CRPG, Wasteland 3. We're heading up the mountains toward the north in order to deal with Victory, the Psychopath who is holed themselves up in Aspen.
Dec 18, 2025•1 hr 18 min
At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to continue ACTUALLY doing for years: An episode-by-episode description of all the items, enemies, and everything in The Binding Of Isaac.
Dec 16, 2025•51 min
This week, we're listening to your thoughts on the first season of Better Call Saul! We also check out the lackluster special features.
Dec 13, 2025•39 min
Rock n’ Roll Racing is a game that people love. It’s pog monsters doing combat racing from an irritating isometric perspective, set to SNES chiptune renditions of classic rock songs. For what it is, it’s hard to find too much to complain about… so we talk about Gary’s ongoing crisis of whether or not he should become best friends with his dentist.
Dec 12, 2025•37 min
Continuing our journey into the Wasteland, we need to follow up on a lead about the involvement of a Casino magnate.
Dec 11, 2025•1 hr 41 min
At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode description of all the items, enemies, and everything in The Binding Of Isaac.
Dec 09, 2025•56 min
Everyone has to start somewhere. For Cliff Blezinski, starting meant making a pale imitation of Shadowgate called Palace of Deceit: The Dragon’s Plight. Playing it is a master class in what makes Shadowgate good. But you can’t be too hard on the kid for it, he was sixteen. Be hard on him for the things he said and did later.
Dec 09, 2025•34 min
Oh no! Not Marco! Why did he have to go? He lived so peacefully in the town of Cicero. I can't say Jello because it's Trademarked. In this season finale of Better Call Saul, Jimmy revisits his past as Slipping Jimmy and finds the shoes no longer fit.
Dec 06, 2025•39 min
Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Total Chaos, Asbury Pines, PEAK, and much more! TITLE OF THE YEAR VOTING IS NOW OPEN! The Grind: Moxie: PEAK. Ben: Asbury Pines. Dennis: PEAK. Five Nights at Freddy’s. Kaye: Total Chaos. Puzzmo.com . The Multiplayer: What’s a good implementation of something you otherwise think is bad in games? The End Boss: Roblox CEO wants to groom kids into gambling. Tim Sweeny mocks Steam’s AI disclosures. Amazon caught trying out terrible AI anime dubbing. Silksong de...
Dec 06, 2025•2 hr 2 min
Before there was Fallout, there was Wasteland. And after there was Fallout, there was Wasteland. In this combat heavy tactical RPG, we see many of the seeds that blossomed into the flowers of Fallout, while still having a distinct flavor all their own. This game is goofy, cynical, and generally wants you to have a bad time while you laugh.
Dec 04, 2025•1 hr 43 min
At last, the show Gary and Will have been itching to ACTUALLY do for years: An episode-by-episode recap podcast of the 2013 Food Network competition series Cutthroat Kitchen.
Dec 02, 2025•1 hr 13 min
Gamer Simulator is an unfinished piece of slopware available on Steam that doesn’t really simulate being a gamer, as much as it simulates being under a geas that makes it so you can only derive sustenance from powerups you find in video games. And when you’re done eating virtual hamburgers, you can learn about the cruelest reality television shows of all time.
Dec 01, 2025•33 min
We would like to introduce you to our good friend, Planescape: Torment. You'll like them, they have so many stories to share.
Nov 30, 2025•55 min
Kaye, Ben, and Dennis talk about Dispatch, Deadpool VR, Umigari, and much more! The Grind: Dennis: Deadpool VR. Ben: Dispatch. Kaye: Final Sentence Demo. Umigari Demo. The End Boss: Megabonk dev pulls the game out of running for VGA. No sign of a Steam Deck 2 in sight.
Nov 30, 2025•1 hr 23 min
Upcoming WOFF Games December: Wasteland 3 January: The Legend of Zelda (Bonefireside Chat Rerun) The Binding of Isaac (Guest-hosted episode with Gary and Will Hughes) Theif II: The Metal Age RoboCop: Rogue City (Premium)
Nov 27, 2025•1 hr 56 min
Gwen watched too many horror movies for October, Gary (and Kaye) saw One Battle After Another, and Kaye comfort-watches the Office.
Nov 26, 2025•5 min
"I got a Hootie Google Alert."
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 3 min
At the twilight of Macauley Culkin’s first act, he released a trio of flops that included the movie The Pagemaster, a combination live action and animated film where he plays an awful little nerd who learns confidence by going into books. Because it was 1994, they made a ton of very bad and loose platformers based on this stinker of a property. We talk a little bit about those before digressing onto “Knights and Warriors”, a syndicated television show whose premise was “American Gladiators, but ...
Nov 25, 2025•33 min