In this episode, Gad gives his permission to white people to shout, "Wakanda Forever!" Milky hates Gotham . The guys discuss some heavy geeky stuff in Popping Loads. Pouch here. Gad hadn't been on since December and we know his perspective on the latest slew of comic book related shit is greatly appreciated. We hope you enjoy his thoughts. Intro/outro: LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. Get a Load of This Folks Hold a Fucking Candlelight Vigil for Taco Bell that Burned Down Dude Gets Himself F...
Apr 01, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 76
In this episode, the boys return from a long hiatus. Milky becomes obsessed with a The Room soundboard. SPJ simplifies Black Panther to "Africa being cool." Pouch here. Sorry, guys. We had to take our time while we mourned our brother. While we still continue to feel his loss everyday, we had to get back on the saddle and entertain our 4 listeners. Intro/outro: Ludwig Göransson - Killmonger's Challenge. Get a Load of This Meth Ingredients Disguised as Fucking Highlighters Dumbass Burns Down his ...
Mar 18, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 75
In this horribly recorded episode, Pouch attempts to use a new software to record a podcast with a friend living across the country and fails. Good friend and DLP supporter Ryan Beagley of Green Up Podcast and Lucky to be Dad Podcast chats with Pouch about death, podcasting, and the correct choice of food to eat before taking a dump on Trump's face. Pouch here. Hello, out there! Is there anyone left listening? We're sort of back after our hiatus. Partly due to mourning our good friend and anothe...
Mar 11, 2018•43 min•Ep. 74
In this episode, SPJ returns after an 11-year long absence from the podcast. SPJ and Pouch argue over the parameters and qualifications of anime. Milky thinks he's triggered Pouch. Pouch here. It's been quite some time since SPJ was on so much so that he believed we fired him, but we'll never fire SPJ. We just had a lot of guest spots recently. Now, we're back to business, bring you your favorite Semi-Permanents. Intro/Outro: Soulja Boy - Anime. Get a Load of This Pokemon Company Fucking Sues Fa...
Feb 05, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 73
In this episode, Paco makes her first appearance of 2018 and provides updates on her bodily functions. Milky reveals that he was a bit of a dick when he was a child. Pouch here. After about a month being fairly unconventional and breaking from our traditions, we're trying to get back into the groove of our general schedule. Let's hope we can keep at it. Intro/outro: The Champs - Tequila. Get a Load of This Fucking Dumbasses Ride the Bus, Holding on to the Back Paco's Tacos Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Rea...
Jan 14, 2018•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 72
In this episode, Pouch brings back someone he considers his brother, Steve, who is also the designer of the DLP logo. Pouch wants to know about Steve's history with the chancla. Steve provides a detailed explanation on cryptocurrency and offers his advice on it. Pouch here. Just like Milky brought on his little brother (at my insistence), we followed up with someone whom I've considered a little brother, though he's far more mature and smarter than I am. I've known Steve since he was 4 years old...
Jan 07, 2018•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 71
In the last episode of 2017, Milky and Pouch welcome Milky's real-life little brother, Max for a totally impromptu podcast where Pouch is fully unprepared. It turns out that Pouch has several burning questions for Max that have kept him up late at night. Pouch here. As explained in the episode, Milky's brother just happened to be in town and after I constantly nagged Milky to no avail, he just happened to be at his house one afternoon. I immediately asked and we sat down for an impromptu episode...
Dec 31, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 70
In this episode, Metal Ness returns to review Star Wars: The Last Jedi . Pouch unintentionally insults Ness and Milky makes it worse. Pouch here. Yep, it seems we're breaking from format for the last few episodes of the year. It wasn't intentional at all. It seems like it's just going to work out this way and we hope you enjoy it. Intro/Outro: John William - Rey's Theme. Get a Load of This Fucking Eye-shaving?! Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please vi...
Dec 24, 2017•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 69
In this episode, the two biggest besties, Gad and the ODG appear on this week's episode to review the Justice League live-action movie. And ODG grosses Gad out, while Pouch and Milky laugh hysterically. Pouch here. Last week, we took a quick break only because I decided to go out of town for the weekend. I know, I shouldn't be going out of town if I can't get an episode out, right? Anyway, we're back with the besties of geekdom, Gad and ODG (Gadan) to review the huge comic book event known as Ju...
Dec 17, 2017•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 68
In this episode, Milky and Pouch marvel at the majesty that is Tommy Wiseau's The Room . Paco is fed up with it. Pouch here. Milky has seen The Room at least 5 times, whereas I've seen it once. And that movie changes the way you see everything from here on out. Also, there are some Paco's Tacos in there for you. Intro/outro: Mladen Milicevic - The Room. Get a Load of This Fucking White Guy Claims to be Transracial KFC Offered a Fucking Tent that Blocked Out Internet Guy Tries to Ship out $1 mill...
Dec 03, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 67
In this episode, to celebrate episode 200, Pouch and Milky break their long-running format. Instead of presenting a Semi-Permanent for a laughter-filled hour, the co-hosts sit down and have an intimate conversation, interviewing one another with questions written by themselves and by friends. Pouch here. This episode really snuck up on us. Although we had preliminary plans to do something big to celebrate, we lost track of time and simply wasn't able to prepare for it. Instead, I mused about wha...
Nov 19, 2017•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 66
In this episode, the guys bring back their friend Dorkie, who currently co-hosts "What the Con?" on the DLP YouTube channel. Pouch brings back Loads of FUN. Milky hates LEGOs. Pouch here. Yes, we did it again. It's become a tradition that before we hit a huge milestone, we do a .5 episode just to prolong it a little bit. First, we had an episode 9.5, then an episode 99.5, and now an episode 199.5. So 200 is next week, folks. Something is coming up, so stay tuned. Also, enjoy a rare Loads of FUN!...
Nov 12, 2017•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 65
In this episode, ODG returns to talk about the latest Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. Milky has some stuff to say about nearly half of South America and some of Central America. Pouch here. ODG hadn't been on in quite some time, so we decided to squeeze him in to talk about some new geeky trailers that have been released. Plus, I think it's fascinating hearing about his and Paco's childhood. Intro/outro: Vince Staples - Bagbak. Get a Load of This Guy Tries to Smuggle Heroin as Fucking Cakes Th...
Nov 05, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 64
In this episode, Paco is suffering from the shakes, but still returns to celebrate Halloween with the boys. Pouch and Milky can't stop laughing at the way Paco talks. Paco couldn't handle recording this episode. Pouch here. Paco has been extremely busy these past few weeks because it's, as she put it, her "stheathon." It was pretty tough recording this episode because by the end of it, we were all pretty tired. Hope you enjoy it. It is our 5th annual Halloween special, by the way. Intro/outro: T...
Oct 22, 2017•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 63
In this episode, SPJ returns to imagine a new game show with Snoop Dogg driving for Lyft or Uber. Pouch does something to scare Milky. Pouch returns from Nashville. Pouch here. So many trips are just exhausting, but it hasn't stopped us from recording and releasing an episode! And yes, I was intentionally trying to creep Milky out. Intro/outro: The Vapors - Turning Japanese. Get a Load of This Man Can Put On 13 Fucking Pairs of Underwear in 30 Second, Breaks Record Guy Finds a Fucking Secret tha...
Oct 15, 2017•54 min•Ep. 62
In this episode, Ness returns to remember Tom Petty and Hugh Hefner. Milky and Ness can't stop laughing at this Argentinian boy's mishap with a dog toy squeaker. Pouch here! Ness was out for the longest time and had a lot to catch up on. Unfortunately, we couldn't fun for very long that night. At the very least, the Argetinian boy and his squeak got a great laugh out of them. Intro/Outro: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance. Get a Load of This Boy Swallows a Fucking Toy Sque...
Oct 08, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 61
In this episode, SPJ returns and wants to ask a poltergeist about Tupac. Milky and SPJ cast a brand new version of IT where Snoop Dogg plays Pennywise. Pouch here. After a month off due to Milky's vacation and the Hurricane Irmer hitting, we are back and excited to hit the mics. And of course, nobody is more excited that SPJ. Intro/outro: Lil Yachty featuring Migos - Peek A Boo. Get a Load of This A Fucking Boat with Weird-Ass Contents Floats to Melbourne Beach from Key West It’s Believed a Man ...
Oct 01, 2017•56 min•Ep. 60
In this episode, Pouch decides to curse the listeners with another solo episode while Paco and Milky are in Peru and before Hurricane Irma blows him away or drowns him. Just before that happens, he serves some fajitas. Pouch here. This was recorded just a few days before Hurricane Irma hit Miami, so it just shows my level of dedication to the craft of podcasting! I felt like such an amateur as I made several silly mistakes that I had to fix with the magic of editing. I've really relied on the co...
Sep 10, 2017•28 min•Ep. 59
In this episode, Paco promotes the use of the word "Lit." Pouch brings what Paco deems is the most depressing story she's ever heard. Pouch here. Get ready for a break following this episode as Paco and Milky tour the country of Peru. It sucks that we went out on this episode because the last five minutes turned out to be nothing but noise and we still don't know what happened. Intro/Outro: YFN Lucci - Everyday We Lit ft. PnB Rock. Warp transition sound effect by ev-dawg. Get a Load of This Burg...
Aug 27, 2017•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 58
In this episode, SPJ returns from the Land of the Rising Kush where he defends himself from a lethal hobo. SPJ outsources a mystery to Pouch. Pouch here. SPJ has finally returned to DLP and he has a LOT to talk about after returning from Weedattle. Enjoy his adventures. Intro/outro: Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet. Get a Load of This Chick Finds Brace Wire in Her Fucking Intestines Man Fucking Pees on Family at Metallica show Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this epi...
Aug 20, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 57
In this episode, Milky and Pouch take a trip to New Jersey, where they record from Newark Liberty International Airport, to help celebrate Kevin Smith's birthday weekend and the 20th anniversary of Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Pouch bears a grudge against Ming Chen. Pouch here. Last weekend, Milky and I went to Jersey, that's why there wasn't a new episode. And this week, it's just 30 minutes. My apologies, folks. We'll be back with a regular episode next week. As you can tell, Milky and I...
Aug 13, 2017•31 min•Ep. 56
In this episode, Ness announces his plans to break into the Internet and recalls his time at a Metallica concert. The guys remember Chester Bennington of Linkin Park. Pouch here. Though we had stopped listening to Linkin Park a long time ago, the way that Chester passed really affected all of us. We understand that it's supposed to be a comedy podcast, but we felt it really important that we talk about this shit. If you or someone you know is struggling, please, please reach out to someone for h...
Jul 30, 2017•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 55
In this episode, SPJ finally returns to review Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders on a new Semi-Plot. Pouch admits he'd give up Batman for a certain celebrity crush. Pouch here. After many attempts to bring back SPJ, he finally returns. After a brief hiatus, he's ready to fellate the mic once more. Intro/outro: Neal Hefti and Kristopher Carter - Classic Batman Main Title Get a Load of This Man Gets Trapped Behind a Fucking ATM Women Somehow had 27 Fucking Contact Lenses in her Eye Shit We Men...
Jul 23, 2017•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 54
In this episode, coming off his newfound fame from two hit YouTube shows, ODG makes his triumphant return. The guys review Spider-Man: Homecoming . Beware of SPOILERS! Pouch here. It was a little nerve-wracking to bring ODG back on after becoming a YouTube sensation, but he took the time out to speak with the little people. It was fun having him back on and he always has something fucking funny to say. Intro/outro: Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy Get a Load of This Alarm was Stuck in a Wall and Wen...
Jul 16, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 53
In this episode, after an last minute cancellation, Pouch and Milky enlisted the help of Paco. Paco gets upset over a cost of a special bikini. Pouch and Milky discuss the rebranding of the YouTube channel. Pouch here. Unfortunately, we had a last minute cancellation and we had to bring Paco back on. We were horribly disappointed. Regardless, we just used this opportunity to explain all the new shows on our YouTube channel . Get a Load of This Kangaroos are Confusing the Fuck out of Self-Driving...
Jul 09, 2017•49 min•Ep. 52
In this episode, Paco and the boys discuss parental discipline and their experiences with getting beat. Both Pouch and Milky contribute to a new edition of Paco's Tacos. Pouch here. Paco's back and as you can see, there wasn't anything planned for the first quarter of the episode. Those first 15 minutes or so are completely organic and random. Hope you enjoy our banter. Intro/outro: Marilyn Manson - If I Was Your Vampire. Get a Load of This Only One Fucking Person in this Graduating High School ...
Jul 02, 2017•1 hr 17 min
In this episode, Ness returns and the guys FINALLY conclude their "5 Artists they listened to before they knew good music" list. The guys discuss the newest Alestorm album, No Grave but the Sea. Pouch here. Ness is back and we finally get to our lists that we began 3 months ago. We've all been moving and shaking. Everybody's busy, but you can tell we had a lot to talk about. We had fun, we hope you do too. Intro/Outro: Alestorm - Mexico for Dogs. Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics ...
Jun 25, 2017•1 hr 16 min
In this episode, Gad returns to discuss and review Wonder Woman . (Beware of Spoilers!). Milky rants about the use of learning Klingon. The guys have a thorough discussion about Michael Cera. Pouch here. With the impending release of Wonder Woman , Gad made sure to request an appearance on the show in advance to discuss the new addition to the DCAU. It was awesome. Listen in and what we had to say about it. Intro/outro: Michael Cera - What Gives (... I Can't Live Like This) Get a Load of This Fu...
Jun 11, 2017•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, the guys return after an extended absence. Pouch explains the reason behind the hiatus. SPJ has been creating and solving minor mysteries. The guys give a spoiler-filled review of Alien: Covenant . Pouch here. Sorry, folks. It's been a long, tumultuous few weeks. I needed to handle some stuff discussed in the podcast. I'm happy that we can fill the void in your lives once again. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Fucked with an Anchor. Get a Load of This A Fucking House Up for Sale has a M...
Jun 04, 2017•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, Paco returns from Spooky Empire without any stories of drunken debauchery. Milky managed to prank another cop. Pouch here. Paco finally returns after another weekend in Orlando for Spooky Empire. There are definitely some fun stories to be shared, except Paco didn't get drunk. Intro/outro: Will Smith - Men in Black. Get a Load of This Someone Tried to Hide Meth Using Fucking Pottery Paco's Tacos Pouch's Fajitas: Shaken People Share A Terrifying Experience They Had That Will Stic...
May 07, 2017•1 hr 16 min
