In this episode, Gad returns and reminisces on his long friendship with ODG. They're besties. Milky has a morbid idea for a movie. The guys go over some recent movie and DC news. Pouch here. Last minute cancellation made us bring out our ringer once more! With the introduction of his bestie in the last episode, we decided to talk about his friendship with ODG. Intro/outro: Tenacious D - Friendship. Get a Load of this 12 Year Old Boy Somehow Drives 800 Fucking Miles Across Australia without Being...
Apr 30, 2017•1 hr 12 min
In this episode, DLP welcomes Paco's brother, Old Drunk Geek. He sets the record straight on his family's secret stashes of food. The guys analyze all the recent geeky movie trailers. Pouch here. After talking about Paco's brother one day, I realized how much that motherfucker made me laugh and it just hit me that he'd be great to have on the podcast. I was right. Enjoy! Intro/outro: Led Zeppelin - immigrant Song. Get a Load of This Boy Wanted a Cheeseburger, YouTubed How to Drive and Fucking Dr...
Apr 23, 2017•1 hr 8 min
In this very special episode, prompted by the previous Metal Ness, Ness returns and the guys reflect on better times and list musicians they listened to when they simply didn't know better. This is part one of a two-part epic. Pouch here. This was a fun episode to do, simply reminiscing on how shitty our music tastes were during our formative years. And it's not over yet. We didn't get to everything we wanted to cover, so there will be a part two. Apologies for the crackling behind the audio. We...
Apr 16, 2017•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, SPJ returns and questions the names of everything. Milky is curious about Prince Alberts. Pouch is accused of enjoying animals getting into fisticuffs with humans. Expect SPOILERS during Semi-Plot. Pouch here. SPJ is back and seemingly questioning everything in life, causing him to formulate several mysteries. As usual, it was a riot hearing him wonder why things have their names. Intro/outro: Ailiph Doepa - Mashed Potatoes. Get a Load of This Big Fucking Pillow Fight Across Sev...
Apr 09, 2017•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, Paco returns so soon and brings forth a serial killer that impresses the guys. Pouch drove to Orlando and took a route that scared him. Milky shows off his prowess in cunninlingus. Pouch here. Paco's back because SPJ has been very predisposed at first. We'll try to get him back on next week, we swear. We got a good episode with her though. Her Serial Killer of the Day is pretty impressive. Intro/outro: Blitzkid - Mr. Gore. Get a Load of This App Allows You to Upload Your Fucking...
Apr 02, 2017•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, Ness is on a journey to find his spirit animal, despite PC Bob's protests. Pouch didn't watch movies in the 90s. Milky finds more names for the uncircumcised penis. Pouch here. Ness seems to have become extremely introspective since turning 30. He seems to be pondering on a lot of different things. Thankfully, he's still metal as fuck. Intro/outro: Stone Sour - Through Glass. Get a Load of This Woman Tries to Smuggle Cocaine into Prison Using a Fucking Bible Park in China Starts...
Mar 26, 2017•1 hr 9 min
In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to explain the logistics of gay sex. Milky expresses his hatred of koalas. Pouch can't quite grasp a certain fetish. Pouch here. Paco's back. It's her first appearance since her return from Uruguay, where she apparently observed the differences between Uruguayan and America children. Also, I think she really likes cannibalism. Intro/outro: Rammstein - Mein Teil Get a Load of This Baby Born with 4 Fucking Legs and 2 Dicks Town in Oregon is Available up f...
Mar 19, 2017•1 hr 9 min
In this episode, the boys celebrate 5 years of DLP with SPJ. Milky agrees with SPJ about everything. Pouch's imagination is captured. Pouch here. SPJ seems hype as fuck since the last time he was on. We briefly celebrate the fact that SPJ has been on since the beginning... and that he was on every episode ending in "69." Intro/Outro: Patrick Stump - Who's the (Bat) Man Get a Load of This Monowi, Nebraska - a Village of One fucking Person New Smart Condom for Fucking Someone Bought Hitler's Fucki...
Mar 12, 2017•1 hr 10 min
In this episode, Ness returns to express his feelings about hitting a milestone age. Milky talks about his trip to Uruguay. The guys get real about their lives and why they don't think they'll have children. Pouch here. It looks like since Ness joined the third floor, he's been really introspective. So we get very real about shit. I know it's a comedy podcast, but we're human and we need to talk shit through sometimes. Hopefully, it's worth your time. Intro/outro: Motorhead - I Ain't No Nice Guy...
Mar 05, 2017•1 hr 7 min
In this episode, Pouch celebrates 5 years of Dropping Loads all by himself while Milky is in Uruguay. He commentates the first two episodes of Dropping Loads's Tokyo Travel Vlog, providing very little insight. Pouch here. Forcing upon you guys another solo podcast. Expect a lot of heavy breathing and little to no interesting input to the beautifully done Tokyo Travel Vlogs, which can be found here . Intro/Outro: Furious Freak - Kevin MacLeod. Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics disc...
Feb 26, 2017•44 min
In this episode, Milky suspects that something is wrong with Paco. Pouch was almost picked up by some older ladies. Milky explains the benefits of intimacy with an elderly woman. Pouch here. Paco managed to sit in on one episode right before heading to Uruguay with Milky. However, Paco was acting very fucking weird. As for my plans while they're in Uruguay, expect a one week hiatus at some point and then a solo pod by me. Sorry, folks. Doing what I can while Milky is in a different country. Intr...
Feb 12, 2017•1 hr 15 min
In this episode, Ness returns and although he's never committed any of the crimes discussed herein, he has some pointers. Milky and Ness have a very SPOILER-filled discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's Split . Pouch is still paranoid about the Bootyhole Senpai. Pouch here. We almost didn't have Ness on, but through some serendipity, he came on! So be thankful! The guys felt the need to talk about the movie Split in lieu of a Metal Ness. It'll be back. Enjoy it in the meantime. Intro/outro: Journ...
Feb 05, 2017•1 hr 6 min
In this episode, SPJ returns to preach the brilliance of Baller Blockin and review Chode One. Pouch is weirded out by a co-worker. Milky thinks that Fred Dorst is a snitch. Pouch here. SPJ is back. We lost a fantastic episode while attempting to record. We'll briefly explain it in the episode. We had a lot of energy and we obviously missed SPJ if we recorded twice and each time, it was fucking hysterical. Unfortunately, you will never hear the lost 5 minutes of the first episode we attempted to ...
Jan 29, 2017•1 hr 2 min
In this episode, Paco acts out strangely because she's hangry. Milky discovers the most amusing cops around. Pouch admits he's never spoken to a baby. Pouch here. Paco hasn't been on in a bit and it seems like it's really affected her because she's acting very strange. I wasn't afraid to point out when she was acting weird. Listen in and see if she's as weird as I thought she was being. Intro/outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It Get a Load of This Girl Will Not Give Up Her Fucking Chicken McNugge...
Jan 22, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 1
In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets. Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey. Get a Load of This Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake Shit We Mentioned For more de...
Jan 15, 2017•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, SPJ brings us a new grand mystery about having sex on the Great Wall of China. Pouch wants to get SPJ to the Players Ball. Yahboy language takes over. Milky here. This was our first podcast recording of the year, and it was a blast. It's always a blast when SPJ stops by to regale us with tales of pimpage, mysteries, and swag. For some odd reason, we decided to spend some time talking about celebrities in this episode. Hopefully, we don't bore everyone with our lack of pop cultur...
Jan 08, 2017•1 hr 3 min
In this episode, Paco goes through every type of extreme emotion. Milky is certain something bad will happen. The guys remember Carrie Fisher. Pouch here. Happy New Year, folks. We recorded this episode the day that Carrie Fisher died and we were in mourning. So, expect us to be particularly sad during the first half of the episode. We'll miss you, Carrie Fisher. Thanks for helping make our childhoods that much better. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Princess Leia's Theme (from Star Wars [Original ...
Jan 01, 2017•1 hr 6 min
From the revered Super Pimp and honored practitioner, Semi-Permanent Jon discovers the ancient runes from which he translates the scholarly text that make up the history of the Don Francisco Promise. Become learned in the blessed Historia of the Don Francisco Promise as we journey from primordial beginnings to modern times. This is a work of factual fiction, orated by the great SPJ.
Dec 28, 2016•53 min•Season 1Ep. 1
In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One . Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it. Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue...
Dec 25, 2016•1 hr 14 min
In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes. Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphon...
Dec 18, 2016•1 hr 7 min
Dropping Loads Presents: The teaser audio trailer to the Don Francisco Promise Historia featuring SPJ. Pouch here. Unfortunately, Milky fell ill this week and therefore, we couldn't record. I was too busy preparing for Dallas and plus, I hate Simply Pouch episodes now. But rather than leave you with nothing, here's a little something just for you from SPJ himself. Enjoy!
Dec 11, 2016•37 sec
In this episode Metal Ness returns and finally manages to get a beer. The guys get their egos stroked with some praise from a listener. Ness reviews a new record from a very underground metal band. The guys say a brief goodbye to Pure BS Podcast. Pouch here. It's a been a while, but Ness finally came back. Yes, he was supposed to be on hiatus, but we didn't feel the need to announce it as it was supposed to be a brief one. Also, thanks a lot, Saul! Intro: Metallica - Spit Out the Bone, outro: Cl...
Dec 04, 2016•1 hr 7 min
In this episode, SPJ discusses his survival plans for the Trump Administration. Pouch honeypotted SPJ. Milky has very oddly specific rules about threesomes. Pouch here. After a few weeks, we finally got SPJ back on and as usual, he fucking brought it. Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving. Thanks again for listening to our silly little podcast. Intro/outro: Trick Daddy (featuring Jazze Pha, Smoke & Money Mark) - Ménage a Trois Get a Load of This Remember Your Loved Ones by Coating Your Shit...
Nov 27, 2016•1 hr 5 min
In this episode, a last minute cancellation causes the guys to bring in a ringer... or Milky's roommate, Gad. That is his real name. Pouch believes he knows Gad's middle name. Milky wants Marvel Studios to own the X-Men again. Pouch here. Just as it says in this week's episode description, we had a cancellation. We sort of scrambled for a new guest and we asked a couple of Milky's available roommates and Gad answered the call. Let us know if you like him. Intro/outro: Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap. Ge...
Nov 20, 2016•1 hr 24 min
In this episode, Paco returns to help grieve over the results of the 2016 Presidential election. Milky reveals that he's very knowledgeable about tortillas and serial killers. Pouch is anti-Paco. Pouch here. I think we've been pretty darn clear in the past on what we thought about our current president-elect. As a group of primarily minorities, we had no interest in electing a bigoted president. Apologies if we may have offended your political sensibilities, but we're upset and very concerned ov...
Nov 13, 2016•1 hr 14 min
In this episode, DLP takes a road trip to Tampa to attend a concert in which the mythical Alestorm headlined. On the way back home, the guys record an episode in the car and recap their experience. Pouch here. Halloween day, we were driving back down from Tampa, where we saw Alestorm in concert, which was an incredible experience for everyone. Yeah, the episode sounds like shit, but I hope you still enjoy this episode out of our element. Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed...
Nov 06, 2016•1 hr 1 min
In this episode, Paco returns on short notice to help celebrate Halloween. Milky feels threatened by a lot of different things. Paco is fixated on real-life crimes, while Pouch can't stop laughing at the way Paco pronounces a ceremonial county in the England. Pouch here! We almost didn't do it, but we managed to pull it off just before Halloween! It's our annual Halloween special. To settle our debate on the episode, this is our 4th annual Halloween special and as usual, I was creeped out by my ...
Oct 30, 2016•1 hr 15 min
In this episode, Paco returns and expresses her love of sausage. Milky realizes how much he enjoys elderly English woman. Pouch doesn't regret his middle school music choices. Pouch here. Despite the fact that Paco is supposed to be a vegetarian, it's ironic that we talked about meat for a long period of time on this episode. Spoilers: Paco hasn't been a vegetarian since last year. Intro/outro: 50 Cent - P.I.M.P. Get a Load of This Veggie Meat that Tastes Like Meat and Bleeds Scrappy Old English...
Oct 23, 2016•1 hr 10 min
In this episode, SPJ is on the hunt for new mysteries. Pouch knows the feeling of having every Pokemon ever. The guys brave Hurricane Matthew. Pouch here. Yes, we surivived Hurricane Matthew. Thankfully, it didn't really touch South Florida too badly, so we were very much okay. Don't worry about us. You should be more focused on the nation of Haiti. Either way, SPJ has a lot to talk about, so let's also focus on him. Intro/outro: Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier. Get a Load of This Dominos Deliverin...
Oct 16, 2016•59 min
In this episode, Ness nurses a hangover after drinking beer for hours. Pouch is afraid of being watched. In Ness's condition, Pouch steps in with metal news. Pouch here. We recorded this episode under pretty funny circumstances. We had to wake Ness up after a drinking binge the night before. Like a champ, he woke up and made it through an entire episode while nursing a hangover. Give it up for him. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Hangover. Get a Load of This Glass Bathroom is Built Over Forest in China ...
Oct 09, 2016•1 hr 12 min
