Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vickers, drown some turkeys and catch up with professor pussy hound and aggressively balding 40 year old c...
Oct 25, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 227
Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE! Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone: The Movie this week on Doom Generation.
Oct 18, 2025•55 min•Season 1Ep. 226
Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club for men (of which we are presidents somehow) and almost Mark Hamill's butthole. It's John Carpenter'...
Oct 11, 2025•55 min•Season 1Ep. 225
It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched buttholes, penthouse knowledge and that pigeon gets it too! Finally, we head back to the 'burbs to find a very u...
Oct 04, 2025•54 min•Season 1Ep. 224
This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr. Kimberly Shaw, we'll just be outchea clam diggin' with our single pea. It's Sleeping with the Enemy, now playin...
Sep 27, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 223
Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah! We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!
Sep 20, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 222
We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison Ivy! https://www.patreon.com/c/Doomgeneration
Sep 13, 2025•58 min•Season 1Ep. 221
It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress! We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-na-nay, a-Tucci? Bless you. Get your fill of dirty laundry in To Die For, this time on Doom Generation. https://www.patre...
Sep 06, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 220
We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya con Dios DICK, that baby Maharajah was a full grown FREAK! It's Indiana Jones (colon) and the Dames of DO...
Aug 30, 2025•2 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 219
Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom Generation. https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration...
Aug 23, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 218
The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep. Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting! https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration
Aug 16, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 217
Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketeers, this week on Doom Generation!
Aug 09, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 216
We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for PeterGet yer ship and GIP! It's Hook, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com...
Aug 02, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 215
We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retriever in a lab - It's The Fly this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration...
Jul 26, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 214
If you're horny for crime, you're in luck! Get defrosted and reserve a butt-side table for continued cocaine disrespect, the eradication of diarrhea, skinny eyebrows and Nicole goatse-ing the future.Break out the seashells for a lil' 3-turd Monty and freeze cool, it's Demolition Man, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration
Jul 19, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 213
Med student, Nelson Wright (Kiefer Sutherland) believes that ability doesn't matter without balls so he plans to explore the mysteries of life after death. Wright recruits classmates, Steckle (Oliver Platt), Hurley (Billy Baldwin), Mannis (Julia Roberts) and LaBraccio (Kevin Baconlegs) who's been recently suspended for performing rouge surgery. Late at night in their secret lab in a spooky building they take turns dying and being brought back, which might be cool if you're into that but one by o...
Jul 12, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 212
Lt. Tuck Pendelton (Dennis Quaid) is a problem. Usually, he's a drunk and an asshole and when his girlfriend, Lydia (Meg Ryan) leaves him over his behavior, he signs on for a top secret mission that shrinks him down to be injected into a rabbit for clinical trials. This experiment draws the attention of rival scientists Dr. Canker (Fiona Lewis) and terrorist, Scrimshaw (Kevin McCarthy) who hatch a plot to destroy the small lab and steal the tech to sell to the highest bidder. After a hostile tak...
Jul 05, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 211
Generic School is out and lonely guy cartoonist, Hoops (John Cusack) is headed to Nantucket with best friend, George (Joel Murray), his sister Squid (Kristen Goelz) and her ugly dawg Boscoe (Sky). During a bathroom break Hoops crosses paths with cornhusk girl, Cassandra (Demi Moore) who is in the middle of running from a biker gang. Joining the escape George manages to barely make the ferry to the island. Once there they meet up with George's island friends Ack Ack (Curtis Armstrong) the Stork b...
Jun 28, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 210
After a bad surfing accident NOT Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and his eternally cheerful wife, Annette (Annette Funicello) move all the way to Ohio to start a family. When things in suburbia get stressful they pack up punk son Bobby (Demian Slade) and take a vacation to Hawaii. During a layover in LA, they plan on visiting eldest daughter SANDI (Lori Loughlin) who's living in their old stomping grounds on top of a pier. Sandi meanwhile is hiding her live in boyfriend Michael (Tommy Hinkley) who happ...
Jun 21, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 209
Joe (Tom Hanks) works a shitty job at the home of the anal probe and Mr .Waturi (Dan Hedeya) isn't arguing that with you. After never ever feeling good, Joe goes to see Dr. Ellison (Richard Stack) who diagnoses him with a rare brain cloud and tells him he's only got about 6 months to live. A mysterious benefactor, Graynamore (Lloyd Bridges) appears on his doorstep to give him an opportunity to die like a man and sacrifice himself for the minerals on Wapani Woo. Joe is given credit cards (in his ...
Jun 14, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 208
After a summer of lovin' the T Birds and the Pink Ladies are back at Rydell High for their senior year. Kenickie (Jeff Conaway) and the boys (Kelly Ward, Michael Tucci, Barry Pearl) greet Danny Zuko (John Travolta) after being apart and Rizzo (Stockard Channing) and the Ladies (Dinah Manoff, Jamie Donnelly) arrive to rule the school. Meanwhile Frenchy (DiDi Conn) is tasked with showing new student, SANDY (Olivia Newton-John) around her new school. After everyone catches up through song, the kids...
Jun 07, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 207
As a modern single woman relationships can be tough, just ask Mollie (Kirstie Alley). She's having an affair with her married client, Albert (George Segal). When she gets pregnant things get complicated, so with the help of her mother (Olympia Dukakis) and best Judy, Rona (Twink Caplan) Mollie navigates the ups and downs of pregnancy all with the color commentary of her unborn baby, Mikey (Bruce Willis). After nine months, Mollie discovers that Albert is going through a selfish phase and will no...
May 31, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 206
This week we're bringing you a story about the Buckman family and the many branches of its tree. Patriarch, Frank (Jason Robards) whos barely watched his family grow is now watching the trails of his children. Eldest son Gil (Steve Martin) is having a hard time at work and is trying his best to raise his 3 (for now) kids with his wife, Karen (Mary Steenburgen). Eldest daughter Helen (Dianne Wiest) is raising her kids alone, Julie (Martha Plimpton) is running around with her loser boyfriend, Tod ...
May 24, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 205
Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is the nicest lady you'd ever hope to meet. She has a nice dentist husband, Eugene (Sam Waterson) and two lovely children, Chip (Matthew Lillard) and Misty (Ricki Lake), is friendly to all and she even recycles! Don't go stealing her parking spot like neighbor, Dottie Hinkle (Mink Stole) or Bev will make obscene phone calls. Don't insult her son like the math teacher (John Badila) or she'll run you over. Don't break her daughter's heart like Carl (Lonnie Horsey)...
May 17, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 204
High school can be tough, especially when your mom (Piper Laurie) is a religious fanatic and all the cool girls in school (Amy Irving, PJ Soles, Edie McClurg) think you eat shit. It helps when your telekinetic powers kick in with your period and and the PE teacher, Ms Collins (Betty Buckley) pities you and next thing you know, Tommy Ross (William Katt) is inviting you to prom! Mean girl, Chris Hargenson (Nancy Allen) can't have that though so along with boyfriend Billy (John Travolta), they plot...
May 10, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 203
Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway) was a Movie Star, gracing the silver screen for decades but by her 30's her luster began to fade. In order to fill a void and maybe drum up a little publicity, she tries to adopt. When her application is rejected, she turns to lawyer and lover, Greg Savitt (Steve Forrest) who manages to get her a perfect daughter. Throughout her life, Christina (Mara Hobel/Diana Scarwid) is afforded the very best in life but under the facade of perfection, a monster lurks. Based on t...
May 03, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 202
YEAH BABY! We're headed to the swinging 60's where secret agent, Austin Powers (Mike Myers) and partner, Mrs Kensington (Mimi Rogers) are hot on the trail of Dr. Evil (also Mike Myers) in his plan to take over the world. When Dr Evil fails in his attempt, he freezes himself, inserts himself into a Big Boy and launches into space with his cat Mr. Bigglesworth. In order to fight Dr. Evil on his return, Austin has also frozen himself and 30 years later when the Big Boy lands, Austin also comes back...
Apr 26, 2025•51 min•Season 1Ep. 201
We chose something very special to celebrate our 200th episode, it's the show that defined our comedy to this day. The sketch comedy show, brought to us by Keenen Ivory Wayans, launched the careers of siblings, Damon, Sean and Marlon as well as Jim Carrey, Tommy Davidson, David Alan Grier and Jamie Foxx, featured some of the funniest women in the game, Kim Wayans, Kelly Coffield, T'Keyah Crystal Keymah and Alexandra Wentworth and blended musical guests with dancers, The Fly Girls (with choreogra...
Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 200
Deep in space, an evil lurks - Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis), Col. Saunders (George Wyner) and his crew of assholes are plotting to kidnap the Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) in order to steal all of the air on Planet Druidia. During her wedding to Prince Valium (Jim J. Bullock), Vespa escapes with her droid Dot Matrix (Joan Rivers) and is quickly set upon by Helmet who attempts to bring her on board. Panicked, King Roland (Dick Van Patten) calls up Lone Star (Bill Pullman) and his Mog, Barf (John C...
Apr 12, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 199
Something is up at Joe Robbie stadium, beloved Dolphins mascot Snowflake has been kidnapped right before the Super Bowl! When representatives, Melissa Robinson (Courtney Cox) and Roger Podactor (Troy Evans) are tasked with trying to find him, they hire a professional - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Jim Carrey), a man who takes his job VERY seriously. The plot thickens when Roger is murdered and Dan Marino also goes missing. With the case becoming too big, enter the Miami PD led by Lt. Lois Einhorn...
Apr 05, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 198
