Body Bags (1993): "Never come back you biiiiiisssssh."

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club for men (of which we are presidents somehow) and almost Mark Hamill's butthole. It's John Carpenter's Body Bags, this time on Doom Generation!