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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Windy City Dice Boyzwww.dcuhshow.com

It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!

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Episodes

St Patrick's Day Episode 2023 prt 1: I don't like that phrasing

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a...

Mar 18, 2023

Halloween 2022 Pt 1: Trick or Manstress

Its spooky season once again time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkinfest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they continue their vaguely spooky adventures with the noble lady Nicholette for another Pumpkinfest! In the first episode of this special, our heroes are rewarded with a special trip! They are going to be headed to the Gnomish City of Skyfall! While there they will run into interesting characters, be offered the chance to spend gold, and encounter a scenario that breaks Tim completely. And...

Nov 01, 2022

Ep 38: Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly recap what happened last time (and it works well to recap everyone) as one of our members is late joining us. We t...

Sep 22, 2022Season 2Ep. 38

4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 4: Wrath of the Ring-Wyrm

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. As soon as victory is in reach, one act… one joke… one smart ass move…. puts the entire mission near the edge of failure. Tim has warned the team throughout the special that their actions are unrestricted and they will have consequences. Sean has no charges left on his Daggers of Corruption and cann...

Aug 24, 2022

4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 3: Tempting Fate

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. Tim creates lore problems with the newest NPC who can see in the past, present and future at the same time. Joe goes murder hobo… again… and thanks to Sean the DM as a player, avoids consequences. More Morbius jokes are made despite them not being funny anymore at the time of recording while showing...

Aug 10, 2022

4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 2: Fire... What's that?

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. After a good night’s sleep (and numerous derailments) and a quick retcon (don’t drink and DnD kids), the team meets with a familiar face…. the Goblin Master of Whispers, Smorgules Mulligan! Smorgules gives them info and a starting point. They will have to go around town and get info and items for th...

Jul 19, 2022

4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 1: Setting Up the Scene

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. A year has passed and our 4th of July heroes have moved on and lived their lives. They are unaware that political conflict is taking place in Ungland. King George (who is not-so-secretly a Ring-Wyrm fungal dragon) is in a civil war with Thunk the Chooozen over who is the true king of Ungland. MÜR’IK...

Jul 04, 2022

St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 3: Did It My Way

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The final episode for this years special. The team expertly escape the bar and find themselves seeing a friendly face in the last bar: Madame BuK Kake! The madame that is a Kolasal-Born who owns a brothel and is in need of assistance from our heroes, espec...

Jun 28, 2022

St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 2: Jeers and IPFey

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The team escapes the inferno and ends up in a void. They will travel to two more bars this episode and meet characters that need a St Hass-el-hoff Day miracle! However the quest to follow the holy scrolls may be made more difficult as they encounter their ...

Jun 14, 2022

St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 1: Now Your Name is Smorgules Mulligan

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. With another picknick in effect, the team sits down to enjoy the holiday while asking each other why they are not in a bar. With some new friends joining them and some old ones missing, they make the most of it. Given a surprise quest from some magic scroll...

Mar 18, 2022

Halloween 2021 Pt 3: You Bring the Pond, I Will Bring the Stone

Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! The final episode of the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players are deep in i...

Mar 10, 2022

Halloween 2021 Pt 2: No Inn, Only Out

Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! Catching up with finishing the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players fuck ar...

Feb 13, 2022

Halloween 2021 Pt 1: Dwizz and Chips

Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar...

Nov 01, 2021

St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. With the morning after Joe completed his new fetish and joined in a night of passion with the brothel owner (yet again no one uses a ye old condom), the team makes way to the final murder. While talking about the clues they have found there are two courses of...

Oct 28, 2021

St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 3: That Is the Natural Order of Things!

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. Kumar decides that the best thing to do is escalate the controlled situation to an all out battle. Joe obliges and pushes the aggression up to 11. As a result, the team has to act quickly to fight a dangerous foe. After that they get some valuable intel that ...

Oct 24, 2021

St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 2: Motion of the Potion

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar about his side quest of going to the bar. The list of suspects goes up as the team struggles to focus. With time running out, will they catch the killer...

Sep 21, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 7: Who Dies, Who Lives, Who Paraphrases Your Story?

This little minisode will show you who won, what happened to them, and give some very important information on the events in the world…. Thank you once again to Romancing the Dungeon for putting up with our craziness. It was a blast! And to all our listeners be sure to check them out as they finished their first season strong! And as always, look for the dead players in our graveyard on the website to honor them. Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna F...

Jun 29, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 6: The Finish Line

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as t...

Jun 22, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 5: I Am Not Your Familiar, You're Mine!

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as t...

Jun 19, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 4: Roll For Mummy Thiccness

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as t...

May 06, 2021

St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 1: Sing Me a Song for the Carried Man

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Tim continues to suggest a bad idea for a drinking game that I tell him is a bad idea. But this isn’t a normal adventure…. this is… a mystery! - Sean the DM. The Gallery of Non Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble ...

Mar 18, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 3: Enter The Hidden Temple of Legend

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. With both teams now in the py...

Mar 04, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 2: I Am All The Warmth That Man Needs!

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Minus the players talking abo...

Feb 23, 2021

Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 1: Nine Little Adventurers

Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. They are all members of the l...

Feb 14, 2021

Ep 37: A Nearby Sidequest Part 3

We continue to follow a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the paladin of the god Spo Hol Le (that shouldn’t be a paladin, running theme?). Kumar takes the roll of Gneiss Schist, the hard d...

Jan 15, 2021Season 2Ep. 37

Xmas Special Prt 3: Blood Glucose Levels and The Rat King

Welcome to out first Xmas Holiday Special! With a quick fun drunken adventure we join Tim (as Fissma Hall the Teifling Monk), Kumar (as Flint Greencshist the Dwarf Ranger), with special guest starts Matt the Superfan (as Hermey Woolworth the Half-elf Sorcerer) and Kate(as Noir the Teifling Fighter) in a winter mission. Sean grabs a cup of eggnog while relaxing and plays a NPC for the players as Bill becomes the Guest DM. How will this turn out? It will take a lot of Christmas magic to keep every...

Jan 05, 2021

Xmas Special Prt 2: Physics and Shist

Welcome to out first Xmas Holiday Special! With a quick fun drunken adventure we join Tim (as Fissma Hall the Teifling Monk), Kumar (as Flint Greencshist the Dwarf Ranger), with special guest starts Matt the Superfan (as Hermey Woolworth the Half-elf Sorcerer) and Kate(as Noir the Teifling Fighter) in a winter mission. Sean grabs a cup of eggnog while relaxing and plays a NPC for the players as Bill becomes the Guest DM. How will this turn out? It will take a lot of Christmas magic to keep every...

Dec 30, 2020

Xmas Special Prt 1: The Old Man's Feast of Spo Hol Le

Welcome to out first Xmas Holiday Special! With a quick fun drunken adventure we join Tim (as Fissma Hall the Teifling Monk), Kumar (as Flint Greencshist the Dwarf Ranger), with special guest starts Matt the Superfan (as Hermey Woolworth the Half-elf Sorcerer) and Kate(as Noir the Teifling Fighter) in a winter mission. Sean grabs a cup of eggnog while relaxing and plays a NPC for the players as Bill becomes the Guest DM. How will this turn out? It will take a lot of Christmas magic to keep every...

Dec 25, 2020

Ep 36: A Nearby Sidequest Part 2

(Slight Issue with the upload, it is fixed now! if the last episode replays and it isnt new try redownloading it. So sorry!) We continue to follow a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the p...

Dec 19, 2020Season 2Ep. 36

Halloween 2020 Pt 4: This House Is Not Just a House, Its A Home

It still the time of the year that gets spooky! (Would be better if this was on time, sorry. Real life sucks a lot!) We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artifici...

Dec 15, 2020
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