It still the time of the year that gets spooky! (Would be better if this was on time, sorry. Real life sucks a lot!) We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artifici...
Dec 11, 2020
Its still the time of the year that gets spooky! (Would be better if this was on time, sorry. Real life sucks a lot!) We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artific...
Dec 03, 2020
Its the time of the year that gets spooky! (Would be better if this was on time, sorry. Real life sucks sometimes) We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial...
Nov 12, 2020
Welcome to the start of Season 2! We encounter a group of new “heroes” in the sleepy little town of Jackport, that are not too far off from the city our main cast is currently destroying. We are introduced to Amanita Phalloide or Phallo for short, the Spore-cerer Human played by Tim! Joe takes up the mantel of the one eye, forehead horned, 8 foot tall Kolasal-Born known as Effington Titanus, the paladin of the god Spo Hol Le (that shouldn’t be a paladin, running theme?). Kumar takes the roll of ...
Sep 30, 2020•51 min•Season 2Ep. 35
Welcome to the end of Season 1… The team gets an idea of the political situations of the world, but are too drunk (in RL) to put things together. They get a mission from the mayor and will hopefully take it. They try blow off 24 hours to get their upgraded weapons and the new special guns made from the dwarven blueprints. The blacksmith changes their name and styles to reflect his dragonborn background. Romances are started and continued. And the event that will shake the team to the core is rig...
Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 34
The team continues to talk about weapon upgrades with the Rix the blacksmith and Tepid decides to trade the stolen dwarven gun plans in trade to get two of each of the guns made. The blacksmith also sells them bags of holding and Alli seriously wants one in real life. Tim is nice enough to give Kumar a letter opener that does 1d1 damage. Joe has a hard time understanding the concept of commissioning a weapon and gets mad when a legendary level weapon he wants made costs a lot of money. The DM wa...
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 33
We enter the final few hours of our heroe effort to save the MÜR’IKA town of Fancyfree. The heroes fight to regain the Heart of MÜR’IKA itself. Bucky works to get into the Unglish army to become a inside man. My character (Sean talking here) decides open heart surgery right before a major heist is a sound idea. After dealing with muting issues, the team get into Joe’s boat and ride to the Unglish’s main ship and plan out how to work the situation. With the plan in place, what could possibly go w...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 58 min
Tim is continued to be punished by taking shots when he says bad things that Sean needs to edit.The Unnamed Solder and Si continue their day drinking and don’t rejoin the group. The Eggzile and Tepid don’t understand how to talk to people and cause tension between them and the Tieflings. However Betty Ray, the shopkeeps daughter, decides to show them where the blacksmith is so they can get their weapons. Here they meet Rix the Dragonborn who is both helpful and unusual. Tepid throws his money we...
Aug 11, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 32
We continue as our heroes work in the MÜR’IKA town of Fancyfree. We learn the names of some of the Unglish guards and the team attempts to regroup with progress on their objectives. The strange man that picked up the old Hickery Pistols talks to the sheriff about a past character. They run into a familiar sounding goblin who is a plethora of information. The headache goes and gets explosives for the finale. Bucky talks with the lobster-backs and… well…. you will see… Credits: Thank you to Jesus ...
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 19 min
We start the next day in MÜR’IKA and the characters are free to do what they want. As in its time to build up a heist! But first as they figure out who to talk to its time for a classic MÜR’IKA style breakfast surely these assholes can’t mess this up! Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 14 years can do. Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Veg...
Jul 30, 2020•1 hr 13 min
A small section of our drunken pizza break as the players get me so angry I stop everything to give them a recap of what they did. We thought it was fun so you might enjoy it. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and l...
Jul 29, 2020•7 min
Check out the Glitter Guild Burlesque's Internet Adventure! at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/108632003246?aff=efbneb for more info about the event! They are performing on July 30th @ 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM CDT! And it is online so you can drink as much as you want! We talk about Julie’s absence from the podcast and how she is moving on to bigger and better things. We briefly talk about how finding someone for her slot might go (spoiler: we haven’t really looked at time of publishing this episode). Ti...
Jul 21, 2020•49 min•Season 1Ep. 31
This is for music lover’s enjoyment! But you might want to be drunk for hearing this one!
Jul 17, 2020
We start off the podcast with Joe’s kid being cute and shit. Tim then reminds the group of what happened last year and goes on how King George the Ringwyrm from “Ungland” is trying to retake the young country of MÜR’IKA. The characters give updates to what they have been up to and they meet the cast of characters. What could go wrong? How will these assholes ruin Tim’s continent of Demor Gaulando? Or will they save it? Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did th...
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 6 min
And we are back! Sorry for the delay but its been a tough month. We are back! In this new recording session the team talks about why they can’t remember anything. We start off with a intense game of jacks being played. Eggzile finally wakes up and gets mouthy with a fellow church goer. They remember that Souldrinker is in the hospital and kind of feel bad. They finally look around and notice that some caravans are opening to sell wears from minataurs and teiflings. Things do not go well. Seb wak...
Jun 09, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 30
The Eggzile (Joe) tries aquardly to get the attention of a fellow religious person who is praying at the same temple that he is. The stereptype that paladins have no game is examined in this encounter. He also does some extra praying to make sure that he is right with his god. Kamilla talks with the halfling woman some more after descovering her new ranger powers and makes it clear shes pissed about the rest of the team just leaving her in a strage bar in a strange city. She also tries to get mo...
Apr 24, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 29
We leave off Bill Clin-Ton (a past sentient weapon from the 2019 4th of July episode.) giving Bill some bad advice . And Joe learns nothing about eating random things as he gets saved by a magic flute. They wander into a near by bog and then one of them becomes a king… i guess? We will see how that plays out. Tim may need to be reminded of cannon status of this call as we were all drunk at this point. Then the team finds their target! THE MANATAUR! Half man/Half man! Will they survive the battle...
Apr 14, 2020•1 hr 20 min
The Unnamed Solder (Kumar) finally sold that whisky but meets someone that stands against everything his tribe believes in. Kumar also forgets that I told him this recording the goal is to introduce their level up features. Like really Kumar, we had that talk the day before recording! Sorry, DM anger seeping through… but it all works out in the end as The Unnamed Solder proves to be a good person and might make some progress with the Elf Priestess Si. Vulture Team (Kyle, Jon, and Tim) walk towar...
Apr 07, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 28
With the part of our St Hasselhoff day, join our team as they have now tied up one of the locals in their quest for the Manataur. They find a bunch of mushrooms and do the smart thing of eating them. Like… it is not even a spoiler, you know what we do at this point. Wyn (Bill) looks at a flute that is possibly magical and talks to his sentient saxophone named Bill Clin-Ton (a past sentient weapon from the 2019 4th of July episode.) .Then there are puppies! No really, puppies! And Joe learns a le...
Apr 05, 2020•1 hr 3 min
And we start another recording. We level up the characters and it turns into a thing especially because no one did the homework I asked. We recorded this in October so we say its the anniversary but… its not. Sean tries to get Kyle’s GF to talk in the background but she doesn’t join in out drunken shenanigans. Sean talks about the Golden/White dragon that will come and attack them if they don’t focus up, that is a call back to early dnd games before recording. After recapping with the players, V...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 27
So with the second part of our St Hasselhoff day, join our team as they are no longer in the continent of Demor Gaulando but a pocket dimension? Or it is just next to where they started, its kind of unclear. The group not only destroys the bathroom of the local bar but verbally harass the patrons there as well. They remind Kumar of bad things he has done in the main story (EP 33-34 in the future) and talk about what they have done in the last year since the last adventure. The blacksmith helps o...
Mar 24, 2020•57 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hasselhoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Tim talks about how much he likes Bill’s character and they are introduced to a old foe on their annual picnicking adventure with a deal for the new set of adventures. Tim suggests a bad idea for a drinking game as a loyal and beloved friend gets captured. The...
Mar 18, 2020•50 min
Using a combination of Tepid’s natural Gnomish minor illusion and Camilla’s natural Teifling thermatology, they team up to try to interrogate the last surviving captured gnome into explaining why there are gnome special ops in a human area. Seb and Eggzile eventually team up for some interrogation in their own style with Joe as a player realizing he has been limiting his own power. The team talks about the plan of what to do with the ill Admiral Souldrinker until the talk about the buried loot c...
Mar 03, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 26
With the last mission in sight, the group runs into an old enemy. Tim raises Sean’s blood pressure once again with showing off his Photoshop skills. After Tim talks some stupid shit they get introduced to Sunflower Whisky, who is the captain’s gf… we guess? I mean that captian should have said her name earlier. The leader attacks and the team quickly acts! The team also talks about possibly stealing the captains woman from him as he has done jack shit to save her. Bibbity even makes some friends...
Feb 21, 2020•47 min
The battle with the sirens comes to an end. Kyle leaves because he has adult things to do and can’t stay out all night due to work. DragonJoe beats the shit out of the crew because it reminds us of another character of Tim’s. Tim decides to be a cheeky bastard on the tart island. Bibitty mocks the captain who is not very observant while Dij-jal learns an effective way to deal with Bibitty’s sexist nature. And Crunchy Do-Gooder learns how to hotbox in clockwork underwater while they get attacked ...
Feb 20, 2020•51 min
Feb 17, 2020•41 min
We start another adventure run by Tim in the content to the east of our main story! We get introduced to characters in this exciting adventure including Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar (Hope you didn’t strain yourself thinking up that combo Kumar! - Sean the DM) , Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Stealing Kyle’s patron Mot the Infected Calf, he is not happy about that but I don’t care. I am now the first multi-class character!), Dragon-Joe Barb-...
Feb 14, 2020•55 min
So…. there are a few things going on this episode… this gets dark… like super dark. Like these players are fucked up dark! So I guess regular players but people new to dnd wont know that. Think a mix of Reservoir Dogs and Inglorious Bastards all in one. Kamilla also is keeping an eye out while team tourtu…. I mean interrogates the prisoners. Tim pisses off the DM Sean in a very familiar way. … And I also do a great DM kindness to the players…. i mean i could have been a real dick here but I was ...
Feb 11, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Seb gets a sniper hit right off the bat and Sean the DM must explain a rule of permadeath. (If you drop into negative health the total of your max HP, you’re making a new character. Wait…. are those 5E rules or am I stealing them from another edition or game? Doesn’t matter, its in our world now because we like it. And I am not even sure these guys know there are resurrection options but I am sure they will figure it out at some point.) Seriously, Joe is really upset that specific character from...
Feb 04, 2020•38 min•Season 1Ep. 24
The team runs from Whisky Row. They talk about the Red Oaks and how Tepid’s vision means they must stop them at all costs. While walking The Eggzile makes a choice that alters the course of the rest of his life and possibly afterlife. Admiral Souldrinker takes a little nap and the rest of the team must just to action! But who are theses people that seem to have amazing aim? I’m not telling! - Sean the DM. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No...
Jan 15, 2020•37 min•Season 1Ep. 23
