#30 - Tell Me I'm Not Tall

Episode 30: Oh, hello there. So, you've reached episode thirty, eh? Well, you must think that makes you quite the die-hard fan, eh? Well, guess what...it does! It really, really does. Albert and Ryan celebrate the big three-zero by bringing back the Ten Shots of Doom. Will they survive? Do they even want to survive? Maybe they just want to dance the Tyburn jig. Would that be such a crime? Of course not! In fact, if you're dancin' the Tyburn jig, you've probably already committed the crime. That being said, stick around until the end of the episode for a special elegy composed by local poet Cole Bryson and an apropos tune from the year 2003 titled The Bruce Willis Tribute Song.