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Dog House Empire

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The Dog House w JV, Elvis & Natasha Yi bringing you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET! Visit DogHouseEmpire.com
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Episodes

151: Dog House Steps Into Syndication.

Ep. 151: August 8, 2016 WARNING: This is an explicit non-radio podcast. Please keep this in mind if listening at work. On Today's Show: Info on what's going on with The Dog House! Natasha smells a lot of 'stuff'. Fifty Cent's 'hand-y' controversy. Someone tries to hit on Natasha behind JV's back. JV has ruined something for Elvis and Natasha.

Aug 08, 201644 min

150: Dog House Announces Their Next Move!

Ep. 150: July 19, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha now wants to rap… is she the next True Fuschnick? Elvis wants a pedicure with his nasty ass toenails. Guy smokes brain juice to get high. Have you heard of the flesh eating drug krokodil? Will the world end July 29th? Is Trump the anti-Christ? Pokémon GO DUI’s. Popping pimples don’t work for Natasha. DAX from twitter is on Natasha’s ISH list for doubting her rap skills. Taking calls with psychic Gary Spivey. Dog House announces their next move!...

Jul 20, 20161 hr 19 min

149: JV Had A Bad Accident. Oldest Prostitute. The Unpleasant Odor.

Ep. 149: July 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Head out of the hole. JV had a bad 'accident'. Whole show falls off the health wagon. Natasha put it in her mouth all weekend and then spit it out. JV messes with person who has wrong number. Elvis went to Cabaret. Natasha upset about ANOTHER Star Trek movie. Natasha claims she has the nerve to lay under a train. Message to people approaching JV’s dogs. Puppies the size of your finger nail. Discussion about other animals. Oldest prostitute. Natasha explain...

Jul 19, 20161 hr 24 min

148: Karma Is A B*tch. Sex Slave Tangent. Rapping DH.

Ep. 148: July 14, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ eye bags. JV gives Elvis a compliment that turns out not to be a compliment. JV has a mattress that floats on the bay. Why do all women love the movie ‘Pretty Woman’? We all try to rap. Lip stick and deodorant. Guys who shave their underarm. Loneliest creature on earth. Life has given up on Elvis because KARMA is a bitch. List of things that you’re too old to do. Elvis goes off on a sex slave tangent. And more..

Jul 16, 201634 min

147: Did Natasha Hit A Writer? Toilet Paper House Gift.

Ep. 147: July 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Did Natasha hit a writer?? Korean toilet paper gift. Dog House agent babble. Internapalooza takes over SF. Elvis feels bad for young bald men. Elvis saw his mother’s bush. Elvis rambles and JV and Natasha tune out. And more..

Jul 14, 201644 min

146: JV & Natasha Talk Divorce. Elvis Leaving Tinder. Curing Porn Addiction.

Ep. 146: July 12, 2016 On Today's Show: You do NOT want to piss off Natasha! JV and Natasha talk divorce. Elvis announces he’s leaving the Tinder app. DH Superguest Comedian Mike Epps. IMYAGirl advice: Listener asking if he should drop his best friend. Dog House going on yet another new diet that promises you will drop a pound a day. Popeye’s nephew’s names. Australia lost their minister. Pokemon talk. Folding piece of paper 42 times will take you to the moon. Hours before MLK assassination. Uni...

Jul 13, 20161 hr 19 min

145: Dog House In Major Trouble. Bag Of Cocaine At The Store.

Ep. 145: July 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Sneaking a kid through airport security. Stealing a toilet seat cover at the airport gets DH in major trouble. Fruits and veggies boost emotional state. Fed our dogs Cheetos and they threw up on JV’s crotch. Natasha sleep walking to the fridge again. More UFC talk. How do you do afterparty with a busted up face? Funny story when JV’s brother sleeps over. Violent kid names on the rise. Wedding invitation sent to the Dog House. Matador gored to death. Bag of...

Jul 12, 201659 min

143: Natasha Always Interrupting JV & Elvis. Sugar Mama. Dismembered Cheater.

Ep. 143: July 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha tries something new for the first time in her life. Natasha always interrupting JV & Elvis. Would you want a sugar mama? Is this racist? Buttload is an actual measurement. Cows have best friends. Setting Elvis up with a sugar mama. How did JV & Elvis get together? John Jones caught doping again. Are bodybuilder’s athletes? Dismembered cheater. 30 people in a Walmart brawl. Guy fights right handed bear. Elvis’ roommate quirks....

Jul 08, 20161 hr 5 min

142: Worst Movie Ever. Chiptopia & Cocaine. Hella Lucky.

Ep. 142: July 6, 2016 On Today's Show: 500 movies that JV & Natasha watched over vacation. This is the worst movie ever. JV tricks Elvis into seeing the world’s worst movie. Harry Potter’s harry ass. Chipotle Chiptopia and cocaine. Non-sense movie reviews. Elvis gives up being a Laker fan and is now a Warrior’s fan. JV reads tweets by DH fans. Natasha denies JV’s tongue at the movies. Funny story about JV the serial killer. Listener tells off person about smoking. Swee-heart JV, with no "t"....

Jul 07, 20161 hr 7 min

141: Crazy Dreams. Natasha Screams. Flying Last Class.

Ep. 141: June 22, 2016 On Today's Show: JV’s horrible nightmare of a crashing plane. Elvis and Natasha analyze JV's dream. Natasha’s dreams are all 'environmental'. Natasha screams in her sleep. Calling a baby an ‘it’. Average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Cheetos that look like something else. Lawyer hires hooker, realizes it's his son's girlfriend! Airlines offering customers to fly last class. Elvis hit up by very famous chick. Ripping on ugly babies. Figh...

Jun 23, 201657 min

140: JV & Doctor Shave Natasha's Beaver. Idiot Or Moron?

Ep. 140: June 21, 2016 On Today's Show: Rather call people Idiot or Moron? JV annoyed by person blaring conversation through their radio. JV's mom sends a pissy text. Elvis dating JV's aunt? Elvis strikes out AGAIN. Sexual fears survey. Elvis Tourette's syndrome replay. Advice about boyfriend's road rage. JV & Natasha's trip to the beaver laser. Natasha's results on beaver style. JV & Doctor shave Natasha's beaver. Cats have accents. Revenge farts. 2 faced pig. Spanking bad employees. Fl...

Jun 22, 20161 hr 14 min

139: Natasha's Beaver - Selena's Beaver - Survey On Favorable Beaver Style.

Ep. 139: June 20, 2016 On Today's Show: JV and Natasha funny trip to vet. Strange pet names. People crap just like their dogs. Anus rag donation. Natasha wants to laser her beaver. Does JV have right to protest the amount of beaver pelt Natasha lasers? Elvis mad at people licking fingers at restaurants. JV mad at Elvis over his toe fungus. Talking with Dennis O’Donnell about the Warrior’s loss. Natasha asks how Selena shaves her beaver. Survey on the downstair's hairdo. Drunk Guy calls tow truck...

Jun 21, 20161 hr 9 min

138: Best Way For Women To 'Get There'. Hilarious Opera Man.

Ep. 138: June 16, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis went on a lunch date- oooh-la la! Professions we trust the least. JV's friend AWFUL scam. Best way for women to ‘get there’- can u say "back door"? Cutting a baby out of an injured deer. Selena imagining having sex with Elvis. Natasha got electrocuted. Another DJ ripping off Dog House’s original prank calls. Hilarious Opera man is back. JV feels Steve Jobs disrespected. Natasha explains her cycle.

Jun 17, 20161 hr 15 min

137: Hilarious Sex Questions. New Trend Called Mashed Potatoes

Ep. 137: June 15, 2016 On Today's Show: Most disappointing thing ever. Bachelor parties are about to get boring. Natasha apologizes for her past. Natasha’s stripper ex boyfriend. Talking with dream expert Lauri about Natasha's lobster nightmares. Hilarious Sex questions with Nick Jonas. Homeless guy asks JV for a light. Elvis has a rat. Priest punches best man. JV happy about priests he saw on tv. Talking with Internet firestorm Roni Rose about photo with Steph Curry that pissed the world off. N...

Jun 16, 20161 hr 9 min

136: A Dog House Prank Call? Natasha Sat Thru 2 Green Lights.

Ep. 136: June 14, 2016 On Today's Show: More on Elvis' leak guard. Elvis has tourettes. Elvis car trouble due to his frappachino style dui cup. JV's story about Natasha at traffic light. Natasha bends a lobster. Elvis stuck inside his phone. Flag day. Call to JV's sister. We're all eating horrible again. And more...

Jun 15, 201637 min

135: Donald Trump On Show. JV Offers Natasha Closet For 2 BJ's.

Ep. 135: June 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Taking babies to the movies. The Conjuring 2 review. Elvis has a wiener to lean on. Elvis strikes out again? Elvis stressing about striking out. Talking sports anchor Dennis O’donnell. Response to guy mad about Trump bashing. Donald Trump calls the show. Elvis’ new apartment caught on fire. Stinky dogs. Getting buried with your pets. Swat stand off. Man on horseback lasso suspect. JV cleans out his storage unit. JV offers Natasha his closet for 2 b.j.’s. E...

Jun 14, 20161 hr 6 min

134: Natasha Depressed. Stroking Your Snake & Beating Your Kitty.

Ep. 134: July 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha caught buying hot dogs. JV yelling at customer service department. Natasha has a beef with the listeners and still depressed. Elvis' toenail fell off. Now legal to stroke your snake and beat your kitty in Canada. Kmart & Dollar tree sexing. DH Guest Comedian Anjelah Johnson. And more..

Jun 13, 201628 min

133: Natasha Dares Thugs To Car Jack Her. Reason To Date Someone That's Not Hot.

Ep. 133: June 9, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha call neighbor about dog piss. Natasha dares thugs to car jack her. Show dine and dash? Listener on phone was Scientologist. Elvis’ neighbor is a chain smoker. 30% never floss teeth. Elvis car equipped with DUI lock. Natasha’s friend better kiss Elvis or else… Negative Natasha not really just depressed. Natasha encourages dogs to fight over her. Advice about picky neighbor kid. Reasons to date someone that’s not hot.

Jun 10, 20161 hr 6 min

132: JV's Neighbor & His Junk. Sex Cruise. Natasha's J-O Material.

Ep. 132: June 8, 2016 On Today's Show: Glass in JV's Starbucks drink. Who’s your best friend? JV calls Natasha’s father ‘Dad’. People that check phone right after sex. Natasha disappointed in Elvis. JV’s crazy story that involves his neighbor and his junk. People in prison all have boyfriends. JV & Natasha scammed by delivery drivers. Elvis admits something important. Bernie Sanders calls the show. Who has the best Bernie Sanders impersonation? Butt crack bandit strikes again. Sex cruise. Do...

Jun 09, 20161 hr 5 min

131: Natasha's Tip How Men Can Intro Their Girls To Threesome

Ep. 131: June 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Myspace hack. JV mad people always say who he looks like. Is Natasha required to fulfill a promise? JV’s super hairy shave session. Hottest way to have a threesome without the sex. Talking with author of ‘Truth About Trump’. Human organs harvested in pigs. Do testicles taste like bacon? Sex with an avocado. Couple has wedding reception at McDonald’s. Elvis got scammed. Microsoft has 3 billionaires and 12,000 millionaires in company. 42 minutes to go through...

Jun 08, 20161 hr 5 min

130: JV & Natasha's Death Plans. Natasha Licked. The Poof Loofa.

Ep. 130: June 6, 2016 On Today's Show: Botox cure for migraines. Studio stinks like a turd. Is Elvis' new girl a joke on him? Is Elvis' new girl nothing but a big prank by JV & Natasha? Other countries better than the U.S.? Talking with guy who eats nothing but Chipotle. JV & Natasha's death plans. Make a wish sex with JV. JV has pickled feet. Elvis loving everyone. Natasha's advice to lady with a salary gap. Natasha was licked. Too much water not good for you. The Poof Loofa. You haven'...

Jun 08, 20161 hr 8 min

129: JV & Natasha Pull A Super Prank On Elvis.

Ep. 129: June 3, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha pull a super prank on Elvis. We call Elvis' new girl Jasmine again. Interview with comedian Heather McDonald, former head writer for Chelsea Handler. And more...

Jun 06, 201637 min

128: JV's Shocking Confession. Key To A Funny Fart.

Ep. 128: June 2, 2016 On Today's Show: New drink at Starbucks people going nuts over. JV’s Saturday Starbucks animal feast. Calling Elvis’ new girl Jasmine. Carrot Top is rich. Elvis has a new roommate. JV admits something awful. JV’s dad says he has to kick his own ass. JV teaches lessons. Elvis had leak guards. Warrior talk. Rotisserie Chicken Day. U.S. economy is good.

Jun 03, 20161 hr 6 min

127: Why Your Wedding Sucks. Man Shat On Grocery Scanner.

Ep. 127: June 1, 2016 On Today's Show: Kim K takes 2 hours to get ready. Why can’t ladies be themselves. Amazing 13 year old opera singer. Show tries to imitate young teen. Guest billionaire Tillman Fertitta. Elvis’ new mouse friend. Guy sh*t on scanner. Domino Pizza bus. Things weddings guests hate. Why are bridesmaid’s dresses so hideous? Natasha upset with Elvis over his gameplay. IMYGirl Natasha’s advice - friend is mad over kids.

Jun 02, 201657 min

126: Your Beard Has Sh*t In It. When Hammocks Attack People.

Ep. 126: May 31, 2016 On Today's Show: WHOA! Somebody got a bad hair-dye job! Jockeys told they can whip horses even more. Elvis car got hit. JV & Natasha’s mystery nail in the tire. Elvis white nipple hair. JV porn embarrassment. Horrible porn titles. WORLD’S WORST PSYCHIC on the show! Fast food robot pizza. Zika virus will not slow the Olympics. High percentage of beards have sh*t in them. Lady killed in hammock. Elvis carpet don’t match the drapes? Elvis yelled at for helping dog. Kim K’s...

Jun 01, 20161 hr 6 min

125: Trump Dating Site. JV Doesn't Want Elvis Celebrating Warriors Win.

Ep. 125: May 27, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ quirky roommate. JV doesn’t want Elvis celebrating Warriors win after his negativity. Trump dating site. Long lines at TSA for what?! Elvis should join Trump dating site. Petition to stop people from moving to Colorado. 7 year old attacks robbers. Girl takes a dump in man’s driveway. And more…

May 31, 201627 min

124: Epic Show Natasha Nails 2 Impressions According To JV & Elvis

Ep. 124: May 26, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis has a crush on our guest. JV apologizes for being mean to lady with a mustache yesterday. Talking in studio with hot mom Jasmine and 17 year old daughter Jezabelle. Dog House tries to help mother/daughter see each other’s side. Elvis in love with the mother - could this be his future girl? What did this tweet to Natasha really mean? Listener discovers photos of Natasha in public bathroom. Natasha NAILS an impression according to the guys. Elvis wants ...

May 27, 201656 min

123: Lame Bro Code. Evolution Of Oral Sex. Video Of Natasha Breast Feeding.

Ep. 123: May 25, 2016 On Today's Show: Lady’s mustache at Safeway. Dennis O’Donnell talking with us about Warriors. Happy Birthday to our listener Moises. Rules of the Bro Code Part 1 and more Lame Bro Code Part 2. Talking with an expert about the evolution of the oral sex. Elvis’ ER bill. Natasha pissed on and sad. JV turned on by women breast feeding. A video of Natasha breast feeding is available online. JV and Elvis hate people.

May 26, 20161 hr 4 min

122: Calling Boss Bc Natasha Got Screwed. Don't Do This At Weddings.

Ep. 122: May 24, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha at Chipotle again. Their pup Dexter throws up in car and JV puts his hand in it. JV's moldy hamburger. Natasha's segment has been officially STOLEN! We call the boss about it. New York Post says Biggest Loser contestants on drugs. Things you should never do as a wedding guest. Calling JV's old producer about why JV was stiffed at his wedding. Elvis says Chelsea Handler's new show sucks. Natasha wants to do prank calls with one of her 'voice...

May 25, 20161 hr 8 min

121: Rio Sex Olympics. Our Crazy Night Out. New Natasha Impressions.

Ep. 121: May 23, 2016 On Today's Show: Our night out Friday. JV & Elvis fat in small suits. Shocking new Yelp reviews on our show. Elvis turned into Gary Busey. Intruder tried to enter Elvis’ home. Natasha nails an impression of Gary Busey. We feel sorry for animals with no pee pads. JV had doo-doo on his nails? Did Natasha call Valerie homely? Selena and her hard G. Natasha falls off her chair in studio. Senior genitalia prank. Too little salt increases risk of heart attack. The Rio Sex Oly...

May 24, 201647 min
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