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Dog House Empire

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The Dog House w JV, Elvis & Natasha Yi bringing you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET! Visit DogHouseEmpire.com
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Episodes

119: Bed Bugs. Natasha's Advice To Guy Who Allows Wife To Have Sex W Another Man.

Ep. 119: May 19, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis has a rash. Is it bed bugs? Natasha’s doggie wienie rant. Comedian Pablo Francisco in studio. Moon made of cheese. Is there a moon? Valerie the newswoman THINKS she has the facts on the moon. Talked to awesome listener from New York. Natasha gives advice to husband that is allowing his wife to have sex with another man. Are you tired of Riley Curry at Warrior press conferences?

May 20, 20161 hr 7 min

118: South Korea Cloning Pets & Humans. Natasha's Advice Segment Stolen.

Ep. 118: May 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis has a frog in his throat. JV ate his pet in a soup. Signs dentist is ripping you off. Elvis obsessing about the eye mites. Bringing in disease by wearing shoes. Could you date a crier? Elvis’ long lost cuckoo connection. Split it, Lick it, Hit it, Quit it. Yoni massage for women. Nick Hawk the Gigolo. Long time fan, first time caller. Natasha’s advice segment STOLEN! IMYAGirl’s advice- husband cheated w woman and now trying to give money her kids. Sou...

May 19, 20161 hr 4 min

117: How You Get Eye Mites. JV & Elvis Rip Dennis Hof On Phone.

Ep. 117: May 16, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha went to a wedding. JV found his old producer’s wife in the prize closet. Things that need to stop at weddings. Update on Elvis' date. JV & Elvis rip Dennis Hof from Love Ranch (on the phone) because he wants Lamar Odom back at the ranch. Surprise, Kenyan wins race. Natasha witnessed a burglary. Natasha saw a cow meeting a unicorn. How you get eye mites. Stupid people. GPS leads driver right into a lake. Guy records a crash victim before...

May 17, 20161 hr 6 min

115: JV Made Natasha Cry. Elvis' New Squeeze. MMA's Randy Couture In Studio.

Ep. 115: May 12, 2016 On Today's Show: How can dogs tell a human crunch vs dog crunch? Lenisee eats her eye boogers. Boogers better than broccoli. A rumor that Elvis has a new girl. JV made Natasha cry. Talking with the girl Elvis is going on a date with. Talking with star of Kinky Boots ..the musical about acceptance and love. Dog House Super Guest MMA Superstars- Randy Couture MMA Legend and Liam McGeary light heavyweight Bellator champion!

May 13, 20161 hr 14 min

114: DH Caller Claims He & SF Mayor Hooked Up W 3 Chicks At City Hall.

Ep. 114: May 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha Don’t Give A Crap’s Ass Part 2. JV watches Battle Bots (LOSER). Elvis’ dog Pepper in bad shape. Most popular alcohol drinks in America. Dog House Super Guest Mayor Brown. Another strange caller during the interview. TSA says to arrive 3 hours early for flights now. High school football in Texas. JV’s friend robs liquor store. Gene Simmons a jerk. DEA raided Prince’s home. Natasha SMELLS? Is Elvis a bad person?

May 12, 20161 hr 6 min

113: Natasha Gives A Crap's Ass. JV & Elvis Have Brownish Yellow Teeth.

Ep. 113: May 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis gets a horrible new hair cut. People hating on the Warriors. Lady molested by another lady on plane. JV & Elvis’ yellow teeth. Teen falls from Jumbo tron. Would you flee the scene of someone’s accidental death? JV’s high school helmet hair do. The great egg drop on your chin. Natasha gives a crap’s ass. Girl scalped by carnival ride. Girl scaled by electric corn. Man hits scrotum with electric sander. JV’s painting disaster. Elvis & JV pushed ...

May 11, 20161 hr

112: Fondu & A Threesome. Elvis Offended By What Friend Did.

Ep. 112: May 6, 2016 On Today's Show: New show schedule. Randoms. Elvis joining a gym. Do birds urinate? Kid sprays people riding zip line. New dog bar. Chemist high on supply. Pot Head Ed tries to get a threesome with Natasha & his girl. Guy caught spraying poison on vegetables at store. Elvis offended someone wants to crash on his couch. Broadcasting from a p-shooter. MTV going back to music. And more...

May 09, 201629 min

111: Natasha Steals Cocaine. Elvis flirts W Buzzed Selena. Crystal On Tinder.

Ep. 111: May 5, 2016 On Today's Show: The Dog House beat boxing. Everybody hates Robert-LOL! Things we stole. Natasha's 2 white hairs. Elvis the snitch and a big bad apartment brawl. Elvis flirts with buzzed Selena. Prince death investigated by DEA. Elvis on snapchat & Natasha finally snapchatting. Abilify leads to urges of sex, gambling, binge eating, and more . You have Zachary. What is considered old? Associate producer Crystal on Tinder??

May 06, 20161 hr 17 min

109: Stripper Spray. JV Changing His Name. Natasha's Advice On Dating.

Ep. 109: May 2, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha’s $300 car wash. Stripper spray. Elvis moves again. Elvis hit by trash then watched someone get run over. IMYAGirl Natasha’s advice letter - A guy I’m newly dating has photos of me hanging on his walls. JV has photos up in frames of Natasha’s friends. JV’s cleaner hides Natasha’s photo in his underwear drawer. Elvis mad hot chicks aren’t visiting him on the show. Ghostbusters trailer sets a record for the most disliked trailer in history. Hu...

May 03, 20161 hr 4 min

108: Selena's Meat Curtains. Elvis Getting Oral. Sh*t Tornados.

Ep. 108: April 28, 2016 On Today's Show: Talking about people at our station. Public bathroom air dryers are a sh*t tornados. Dead body found at Apple campus. Dog House Super Guest Aaron Carter. Percocet found on Prince. Selena's meat curtains. Natasha can't imagine Elvis getting oral convos. Elvis mad at radio hall of famers. New study found women have no chance to get hired next to a man. Things men do to kill their dating game.

Apr 29, 20161 hr 14 min

107: Our Prom Stories. Elvis Diagnosed As A Clepto.

Ep. 107: April 27, 2016 On Today's Show: White tux for prom. JV’s cheap cummerbund. JV’s super old agent wanted to fight him. JV & Elvis biggest radio opportunity down the toilet. Elvis goes to prom solo. Natasha got denied to prom. Elvis' new therapist diagnosed him as a clepto. Is Trump the Anti Christ? Anti Christ can’t be orange. Oldest man to ever get a tat. Dentist sentenced to 8 years in prison mutilated mouths. Oldest lady alive extracts Natasha’s pimples. Apple talk. Warriors talk....

Apr 28, 20161 hr 16 min

106: JV's Sandpaper Hand-J. Elvis Living W Strippers. Natasha's Love Advice.

Ep. 106: April 26, 2016 On Today's Show: JV cut break lines on someone’s car at work. City puts walking signs in streets so people can keep texting and walking. Video camera in your eye ball. Ass burger. Ladies and uncomfortable shoes. Natasha’s feet sorrow. Elvis has 2 different size feet. JV’s sandpaper hand-j. God awful streets in SF. Kelly Ripa paid big money. Old man balls in Iceland. Cashier at Safeway greasing Natasha w Monopoly stack. Elvis living with strippers. The math behind losing s...

Apr 27, 20161 hr 16 min

105: Elvis Dating Natasha's Sister? JV Fart Caper. Negotiation.

Ep. 105: April 26, 2016 On Today's Show: A lot more on the death of Prince. Food workers coughing at the counter. Elvis dating Natasha's sister? Another JV fart caper. 93% of great barrier reef gone. JV walks off the job bc of his ex. Game of Thrones spray paint on a wall. Restaurant owner hits someone w baseball bat. Entire town high on weed cloud. Willie Nelson coming out w new brand strain of weed at 82 years old. Parents treat kid w maple syrup home remedy dies. Pointless whistle. List of th...

Apr 26, 20161 hr 18 min

104: Natasha Naked. Will Elvis Date The 23 Year Old Hottie? Debating Cocky Strategist.

Ep. 104: April 22, 2016 On Today's Show: Listener against Elvis dating 23 year old. Elvis reflecting on dating young girl. Man charged with felony over switching water with soda. Natasha tried same thing. We feel for S.F. millennials who will never get a home in the Bay. Dog House Super Guest Jon Gosselin. Prince gone at 57. Three’s Company, the movie. Fan draws Natasha naked. Now that Natasha isn’t as provocative online, she doesn’t get as much love. Josh the cocky GOP strategist debates JV’s m...

Apr 22, 20161 hr 12 min

103: Elvis Leaving The Show. Embarrassing Things During Sex.

Ep. 103: April 20, 2016 On Today's Show: The Elvis dating show. 5 most embarrassing things that happen during sex. Elvis leaving the show. Elvis calls JV out on his idol. Doctor doesn’t know difference between male and female patients. Girl with 2.2 pound hair ball in stomach. Dana White is a D! Elvis admits he loves a male butt massage. Natasha’s very important prison question. Facebook tipping jar. OJ Simpson wants to date Kris Jenner or Kaityln Jenner. Trump wins New York. Talking to the 23 y...

Apr 21, 20161 hr 3 min

102: Natasha Cheated! Showing Fuzzy Patch. Butt Massage. Girl Wants To Date Elvis.

Ep. 102: April 19, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha cheated!!! Elvis wants to be a rocker. Guy breaks out of an ambulance, things do not end well. Natasha showing her fuzzy patch at work. American’s getting lip injections. Little Couple on TLC Jenn & Bill on the show. Another strange caller. Therapist weighs in on Natasha’s butt massage. JV & Natasha’s vicious little dog. 22 year old girl wants to date Elvis. Josh the GOP strategist gets mad at the show!

Apr 20, 20161 hr 16 min

101: Photographing Nude Models. Natasha Molested At Salon. Dating Advice.

Ep. 101: April 18, 2016 On Today's Show: We witnessed a MIRACLE in L.A. Photographing nude models. Raids on photoshoots. JV rips on Elvis’ real name. Elvis is Danny The Downer. Why can’t a car charge a tiny phone? Natasha feels guilty about a massage. Natasha molested at the nail salon. Another e-cig explosion. Elvis shows his belly & patch. Elvis is a thief. Natasha captures a WILD ANIMAL. JV’s strong opinion on corporal punishment. IMYAGirl Natasha gives advice to a girl dating someone twi...

Apr 19, 20161 hr 8 min

100: Natasha Gives Sex Advice. Elvis Having Sex W JV's Sister. Gross Things Couples Do.

Ep. 100: April 14, 2016 On Today's Show: A listener wants Natasha to have her own talk show. Seven gross things couples do-Popping each other’s pimples, trimming. You need to make $1 million dollars a year to get by in the Bay Area. Sports director of KPIX, Dennis O’donnell. Natasha gives sex advice. Getting past the horny hump. Kid with autism attacks crowd. JV mad at overpriced art. JV finger painted the bathroom. Natasha flashes back to first impression. JV claims no one really meets online f...

Apr 15, 20161 hr 6 min

99: FORGET what you think you know about driving! Dude has CACA breath!

Ep. 99: April 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis' 20 doctors said he has high blood pressure. Elvis would probably back stab Natasha. Natasha’s super strong nose. Kobe Bryant’s last game. Elvis is a spoon & espresso cup thief. Elvis bizarre encounter with dead comedian Gary Shandling. Officers give up body cams. Psycho wears only underwear and socks into a high school. Things you learned about driving that are wrong. JV & Natasha on the sucker system. Jose's hilarious lava breathe....

Apr 14, 20161 hr 5 min

98: All This Craziness Happened When We Were 7 Years Old

Ep. 98: April 12, 2016 On Today's Show: JV shooting at people. Natasha's door to door ice cream scam. Elvis’ aunt committed suicide but he got a bike w a banana seat & it made it okay. DH Army men looking good. JV fight with bugs. Natasha turns down big show offer. Dentist yanks a whole rotten mouth. Two sets of identical twins marry each other who can’t tell each other apart. Elvis has an evil twin. Baked glasses in bread. Called Natasha’s sister to fact check Natasha’s ice cream scam story...

Apr 13, 20161 hr 4 min

97: Someone Tries To Steal Natasha's Man! Elvis Lives W A Dog W Big One.

Ep. 97: April 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha’s new nickname. Natasha’s family turns on her. Burger King prank. Who’s the klutz? Christie Ally backing Trump. IMYAGirl Advice about a crying baby at the gym. Amanda Jane Cooper from the Wicked musical in studio. JV and Natasha juicing and back to the gym. JV drops Captain America in public. Someone tries to steal Natasha’s man again?! JV proves he’s a great husband. Elvis can’t remember he’s been to the doctor 15 times. Horrible Trump shirt. Oran...

Apr 12, 20161 hr 14 min

95: JV Found CP30! Natasha Did Something Horrible To JV. Strippers & Parrots.

Ep. 95: April 6, 2016 On Today's Show: JV found CP30! Natasha did something horrible to JV-today she reveals what it is. Trump destroyed. JV's peeper keeps coming out of his pajamas when he talks to Elvis. Truth is out- JV, Elvis & Natasha all lived together. Elvis now living with strippers and parrots. JV ruined a million dollar couch!

Apr 07, 201641 min

94: Cheating. JV Makes Out With His Sister. Is There A Soul?

Ep. 94: April 5, 2016 On Today's Show: When New Yorkers say HILARIOUS. KGO rip-offed our show! What counts as cheating? Flirting? Dirty Dancing? Holding Hands? Sex W Same Sex? JV makes out with his sister. Keys in your Keister basket. Is there a soul? Natasha tells JV “You don’t know everything!” Someone trying to steal Natasha’s man? Well-off lady on streets begging for money to pay her rent. Expert Mike Ramsey of Wall Street Journal talks futuristic cars & Tesla-strange caller ruins the in...

Apr 06, 20161 hr 6 min

93: Slut or Experimental? Natasha Pregnant? Cheater. Sister's Sex Tape.

Ep. 93: April 1, 2016 On Today's Show: JV has no idea who people are at work. Slut or Experimental? Is Natasha pregnant? Elvis now eats at the movies like JV & Natasha. Trump not beating Hillary. Crack down on fake service animals. JV secretly threw away Natasha’s things. Sports questions. Who’s worse… the cheater or the rat? Tax payers spent $7 billion on stadiums. Slut debate. Would you watch your sister’s sex tape? JV & Elvis were adolescent pervs. Surgeon finds 18 toothbrushes in sto...

Apr 05, 20161 hr 16 min

92: Walking Around In Undies. Sports Talk. Sleepwalking. JV With Shirt Off.

Ep. 92: March 31, 2016 On Today's Show: Walking around in your underwear. JV with his shirt off at the park? Natasha asks about handling bathroom. Tackling shoplifters. Why Trump cannot back track on abortion stance. Dan Dibley in studio to talk sports. Top 10 things people want more of. Natasha’s great come back to telemarketers. Elvis realizes he's now a senior. Sleepwalking violence. JV shares story of sleep walking to Noah’s Bagels. Dog House Super Guest David Spade. Elvis was Paco Lopez!...

Apr 01, 20161 hr 15 min

91: JV Busted On Scam. Natasha's Impressions. Spitting, Hitting, & A Sperm Whale.

Ep. 91: March 30, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis says JV ruined his new love match. Lady at our house had bad feet. Trump campaign manager roughing up a female? Cat turds cause anger in humans. Idiot got a selfie with Egyptian Air hijacker. Who is more sexist? JV or Natasha? Natasha opening act for comedians? Two chicks spitting and hitting. Car bumper in stomach of a sperm whale. Guy falls off the cross during Easter Show. Guy drunk drives with wife on top of car. Natasha busts JV in a sleep scam....

Mar 31, 20161 hr 7 min
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