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Dog House Empire

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The Dog House w JV, Elvis & Natasha Yi bringing you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET! Visit DogHouseEmpire.com
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Episodes

90: Sex W Someone Sleeping. JV's Blood Results In - Not Good!

Ep. 90: March 29, 2016 On Today's Show: Sex with someone while they are sleeping. JV's blood results are in-not good! How much it costs to go on a date. Online photos that will get you dates. Magician Michael Carbonara from Tru TV - another strange caller. JV and Natasha selling their brand new Bowflex. Natasha's impersonation of Dr. Drew's opera style national anthem. We want guns at GOP convention. New cell phone gun with bullets. JV predicts Donald Trump becomes President....

Mar 30, 201637 min

89: Proof JV's Got A Big One. Smuggling Cocaine. Super Guest Rob Schneider.

Ep. 89: March 25, 2016 On Today's Show: RIP Gary Shandling. Natasha’s credit card stolen again. Dog House Super Guest Rob Schneider in studio. Natasha’s follow up to JV’s egg drop underwear. JV’s got a big one. Cast of Batman vs. Superman respond to horrible reviews. Ben Carson challenged for his support of Trump. Talking with guest psychic matchmaker Deborah Graham. Another odd caller during the interview. Smuggling coke on a plane. Natasha’s pilot impression. Ignorant mother thinks she’s a rap...

Mar 29, 20161 hr 17 min

88: Looking For Crack. JV Needs Help W Revenge. Nasty Date.

Ep. 88: March 24, 2016 On Today's Show: Actor Ken Howard spontaneously combusted. JV needs help with revenge. Cavity search - looking for crack. Dr Aisha McKnight Baron from Lifetime’s new show, Atlanta Plastic. Another strange caller. Cruz and Trump rip on each other’s wives. Madonna parking scam. ACDC on a come back. Hilarious library talk. Doctor’s remove the wrong rib. Listener attacks Elvis. JV sneaks in Natasha’s birthday. Natasha takes another crack at a British accent. Elvis confronts a ...

Mar 29, 20161 hr 14 min

87: Natasha's Middle Finger To Bosses. JV's Egg Hangers.

Ep. 87: March 22, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis got a flat tire. Laboratory meatballs. There are still smokers out there?? Biz Insider Tim Stinks-A-Bit. Kat Williams Krazy. John Stamos sending bathtub selfies. JV & Elvis rip the hell out of each other. JV's egg hangers. JV & Elvis still fat fighting. Kid killed by street arrows. Easter bunny brawl. Toddler in oven. Gossip ban. Saving the world. Natasha's middle finger to bosses. Bath salt insanity.

Mar 23, 20161 hr 15 min

86: Sexting, Doggie & Porn. Paying For Protection. Undies. Naked & Harry.

Ep. 86: March 21, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha’s movie pay. Natasha funny acting role. JV's Birthday rock survives. Elvis watched Hulk Hogan’s porn and says he’s packing. Elvis' sexting buddy did what!!? Smarter you are the less you want friends. Elvis’ big ears. Natasha’s pissed in grocery line. CEO of Twitter talks about negativity, blocking & trolling. Friends carry disabled friend across Europe. Elvis run over by car. Subway Jared Fogle paying for protection in prison. Amy Schumer's big...

Mar 22, 20161 hr 14 min

85: Nail Shop Massage. When A Girl Says No. Crotch Stare.

Ep. 85: March 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Does Natasha have a duty to save people while wearing her lifeguard shirt? Fire dancer torched someone. Nail shop massage. JV's favorite song. When a girl says no. If it's FREE you want it more. Crotch stare. Kat Williams put voodoo spell on a fan & other celeb stories.

Mar 21, 20161 hr 14 min

84: White Lies. Ripped Off Or Hooked Up? Fat Fight.

Ep. 84: March 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis mad at JV's shirt. Natasha catches a wild animal. White lies people tell. Dog House Super Guest Angela Bassett. St Patty's day impression. Natasha ripped off or hooked up? Polar bear escapes. Facebook user violation policy. JV & Elvis fat fight. Elvis the Gibberish man. Another Dog House Super Guest Dana Carvey.

Mar 18, 20161 hr 14 min

83: JV's Hideous Bday Gift. Hilarious Language. Awful Hair Advice.

Ep. 83: March 16, 2016 On Today's Show: JV’s Hideous Birthday Gift! Celeb birthdays today. Steve Harvey clones. Elvis' hilarious made up language. New Dog House character. Wolfgang's stupid name. Natasha's advice on girlfriend’s awful hair. Rugby penis rip. Barf tuna foot and liquid fart sprinkled on a toe nail. New kind of football. Natasha pissed off over her death photo publication. Natasha & JV’s dog eats geese turds.

Mar 17, 20161 hr 15 min

82: JV & Natasha's House Catches Fire. Developing The Sixth Sense.

Ep. 82: March 15, 2016 On Today's Show: New commercial about women's undergarments. JV and Natasha's house falling apart. Do you believe in signs? Another weird caller during our interview with Dog House super guest, Joey Fatone of 'N Sync. Sexing with a dolphin. Embarrassed animals. JV and Elvis discuss the evolution of human beings - developing the sixth sense. Talking with a Muslim gentleman who loves Trump and gives him his full support. Birthday present not a birthday present? Dead woman lo...

Mar 16, 20161 hr 15 min

81: Velcro Nuts. Guest Arsenio Hall. Naked Trump. Big Ones.

Ep. 81: March 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Boring Republican debate. Natasha's compost trouble. Gas-y Elvis. Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe OJ didn't do it? Marsha Clark's perm. Corey & Joel fight part 2. Elvis wears white Jordache jeans. Velcro Nuts. Dog Nuts. Gil Gross doesn't talk abut Nuts. Super Guest Arsenio Hall. Artist in trouble over drawing Trump naked. Natasha wants 'big ones' on statutes.

Mar 15, 20161 hr 13 min

80: Fart Convo. Twisting One Off. Female Lock Jaw. Hilarious Caller.

Ep. 80: March 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha mad at Cory & Joel. The Fart Convo. Twisting one off? Do Guys Want A Girl To Propose? Natasha's Friend has lock-jaw. Rubber Chicken aka Graham from The JV Show pissed off at Natasha. Kidnapping craze. Strange caller during Terra Jole interview - of the Lifetime show, Little women LA.

Mar 11, 201636 min

79: Listener Mad At Show. Trimming Bush. Citizen's Arrest On Natasha.

Ep. 79: March 8, 2016 On Today's Show: A listener is mad at the show. The Dog House become wiener experts. Female listener says "You men need to trim it downstairs!" Scooby Doo impression. Citizen's arrest on Natasha. Some people should never say "holla". Talking with listener from Baltimore.

Mar 11, 20161 hr 10 min

78: Survey-Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Back Door. Plus More Natasha Advice!

Ep. 78: March 7, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha's neighbor having sex during the storm. Billionaire death sentence. When girl scouts ask for money. Quit slouching Elvis! IMYAGirl Natasha's advice for people embarrassed about meeting online. Selena's Pop stories. JV & Elvis accuse Selena of mocking Natasha. Crazy new sex survey-Rough sex, oral sex, back door. Talking with a potential date for Elvis. Trump can't be stopped. Elvis thinks JV has changed.

Mar 08, 20161 hr 15 min

77: How To Grow 2 Inches Taller. Swallowing Cocaine.

Ep. 77: March 4, 2016 On Today's Show: Trump Smack! Comedian Bobby Lee in studio. Trump has AIDS. Caught in bed with nanny. High school wrestler caught herpes from mat. How to grow 2 inches taller. Picking JV's belly button. Swallowing cocaine. Morgan Freeman's weed.

Mar 07, 20161 hr 13 min

76: JV's Old Sex Partner Surprise. Call To Teen Asking Natasha To Prom.

Ep. 76: March 3, 2016 On Today's Show: JV accidentally touched Dexter’s b-hole. Dog house’s new 8 minute rule. Naming Elvis’ car. Talking with Stan who has a plan to win taking Natasha to his prom. JV’s old sex partner surprise. Kat Williams attacks Kevin Hart. Aaron Carter death threats or on drugs? Inside information on Trump. Everybody loves Morgan Freeman. Doggy Paddling. Caitlyn Jenner claims she is happy.

Mar 04, 20161 hr 5 min

75: Priest Cocaine. Natasha Asked To Prom. Gladiator Jail Fights.

Ep. 75: March 2, 2016 On Today’s Show: Elvis’ broken body. Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea…Yo! Priest doing cocaine. Birthday hinting x12. The Devil’s Trick. Tremendous Trump. How to get out of depression. What is a frut. Cheetos Tacos. Leo’s new name. 50 cent ain’t broke. Selena’s TOM again. More lies from Trump. Hillary’s new message. Prince still large. Gladiator fights in jail. Teen asks Natasha to prom and offers her WHAT??? Elvis does a push up and falls apart....

Mar 03, 20161 hr 13 min

74: Natasha Fighting Secret. Crackhead Liar. French Kissing Elvis.

Ep. 74: March 1, 2016 On Today's Show: Dexter french kissed Elvis. You can’t chop veggies! Another FART DETECTED. Prep school brawl. Natasha fighting secret. Student detained in North Korea for stealing staff sign. Guest Steve Wilkos. Duncan Donuts coming to California. Crackhead liar. Dog sniffing what? Kat Williams back on it? Video of news anchor’s bush. Donald Trump not a racist? Natasha’s crazy hypothetical scenarios.

Mar 02, 20161 hr 13 min

73: Fart Detected! Wienie Torpedo. Emojis Assaults.

Ep. 73: February 29, 2016 On Today's Show: Dead pool review. Fart Detected! Elvis loves his dated Oakley's. Ran into Luke Walton. Elvis is loud. Oprah loses big money. Jail time for sending emojis? Wienie torpedo. Leap Day passion. This athlete says Steph Curry is best he's ever seen.

Mar 01, 20161 hr 16 min

72: Multi Purpose Blow Up Doll. Local TV Station Rips On JV.

Ep. 72: February 26, 2016 On Today's Show: Local tv station rips on JV & Natasha moving to Oakland. JV's face may look like he lost a fight but he didn't. Zuckerberg pissed off. 23 year old impersonates a high school student. Tag teaming Donald Trump. Talking with guest comedian Luenell. Barfing & Puking & Farting. Johnny Depp a real life murderer? IBS birth. CEO Tim Cook cancer? Multi purpose blow up doll. Someone has a crush on Elvis. Sh*t load on Natasha's mind....

Feb 28, 20161 hr 13 min

71: Sex & Drinking. Fat Burner Illusions. The FBI.

Ep. 71: February 24, 2016 On Today's Show: Hillary Kung Fu coat. Funerals aren't much fun. Sex & Drinking. Tim from Business Insider talks to us about Apple & The FBI. Charlie Sheen admits to steroids?? Robbery by one legged man. 3 year old gets life in prison. Fat burner illusions. Cheesy garlic knots. Listener Joaquin Castillo NOT trying to get into Natasha’s pants. Trump punches. Crazy Courtroom transcripts. No Love Podcast asks for advice.

Feb 25, 20161 hr 16 min

70: Micro Wiener. Morgan Freeman Impression. Guest Tinashe.

Ep. 70: February 23, 2016 On Today's Show: We have the mailman's money! More Animal selfies. Natasha Super Genius. Elvis Dumbass Tweet. Sea level rising. Elvis brought condoms to work. Hitler's micro wiener. IMYAGirl Natasha’s advice. February Pisces vs March Pisces. Legal name change to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Angry drivers 10x more likely to crash. Morgan Freeman impression. Interview with recording artist Tinashe. JV’s a mind reader. White lies all women tell.

Feb 24, 20161 hr 12 min

69: Was This Racist? Slap To Face Bite To Junk. Elvis Upset W Natasha.

Ep. 69: February 22, 2016 On Today's Show: It's our anniversary! We’re juicing AGAIN. Have you heard of THE DONGLE? Was this comment someone made to Natasha racist? Amazing Spider! Mr. Foodman is back! Drivers more likely to stop if you smile. Eye brows. Our listener was slapped because she bit her man's junk. Elvis can’t handle girls who play rough. Elvis upset with Natasha. 5 habits to guarantee failure in life. Kobe’s dislocated finger. JV’s reoccurring dislocating toe.

Feb 23, 20161 hr 10 min

67: Cancer From Oral. iPhone hack. Stuff Found In The 'B'

Ep. 67: February 17, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis is a pu$$y. Waste of a body. Kanye eat a D. Elvis has no game. IMYAGirl Natasha’s advice about tricking husband. Boys playing with girl toys. Higher chance getting cancer from oral. Pope fight. Wiener shaped sausage. Do you like social media. Natasha’s impressions sound dead on only in her head. JV scared of teens. iPhone hack. Guy punched over cookies. Stuff often found in the 'b' at the ER. Scary news about heartburn meds.

Feb 18, 20161 hr 14 min

66: Dexter Ass Bites. Natasha Sh*t list. The Genius Of The Show.

Ep. 66: February 16, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha's 15 day uhaul rental. Moving & rug scams. Dexter's ass bite. Meth hidden in water bras. More Natasha impressions. Elvis on Natasha's ish list. The genius. Underwear habits. Barking politician. Dying Elvis' hair. Talking with E! News reporter Erin Lim. Octopus sex show.

Feb 17, 20161 hr 15 min

65: Wienie Queen. Twitter Sucks. Aloe Blacc. Girl Wants To Know.

Ep. 65: February 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Super guest Aloe Blacc ... Wells Fargo dicked JV. Dog House creates 2 new words: Fornowski & Bultch. Award winning Elvis. New restaurant called Wienie Queen. Natasha has a million useless waiter points. Naked yoga. Millennials would rather take photos of victims than help. Obama staying at the Sheraton. Twitter sucks even more now. Natasha & Selena have questions they want to know about guys.

Feb 12, 20161 hr 15 min

64: Movers Screwed JV & Natasha Again. Sex Bath. Fake Cameras.

Ep. 64: February 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Movers screwed JV & Natasha again! People who won't cross the bridge. Ladies in prison. JV's sex teen bath. Fight on flight. Ants living in girl's ear. Fake cameras protecting nothing. Nasty Nudists. Bay Bridge is falling apart.

Feb 11, 20161 hr 15 min

63: New Dog House. Fast Hookers. Hating on Thuy.

Ep. 63: February 9, 2016 On Today's Show: Framing Natasha's first radio commercial. New Dog House = Monkeys with a briefcase. Mousetrap on the tongue. Hookers faster than pizza. Elvis the rat pack. Interesting dating stats. People not polite to others with expensive cars. Hating on Thuy. Sticking meat in hole. Naked fight. Donald Trump says Ted Cruz is a p-word and Jeb Bush is a stiff. Talking with Karen and Carla from VH1's Mob Wives.

Feb 10, 20161 hr 14 min

62: Natasha's A Bitch. JV Getting Dick Pix. The Worst Weed Story Ever.

Ep. 62: February 8, 2016 On Today's Show: Theory of the dead birds at fashion park. If there was a Super Bowl attack, should the game go on? Dick pix. Elvis' Super Bowl party. Natasha furniture testing. JV gets weird about Natasha cleaning him. Natasha's a bitch & her horrible weed story. Mr Foodman. Fat free milk? Guy with a psycho tat on his forehead stabbed guy in stomach. Tech bubble bursting.

Feb 09, 20161 hr 15 min

61: Life Changing Bean Dip. Kalbi. The $25k Table.

Ep. 61: February 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis' 'phallet'. Founder of Earth, Wind, & Fire, Maurice White, passes away. Boston, Blondie, & Jodeci. Gary Spivey's $25k table. Kalbi. Things found in a cab. Keister. Modeling is hard work. Uber drivers protest. Elvis' bean dip is life changing. Straw in a soda bottle. A guy swallowed entire burger at once and died. Talking with comedian Steve Trevino.

Feb 08, 20161 hr 14 min

60: Large Shoes Small Junk. Exes, Lies, & Radio Threats

Ep. 60: February 4, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ massively large shoe size doesn’t match his ‘alleged’ extra small junk size. Natasha holding up the toll line. No good moving companies. FAA warns drone users that they will use deadly force. Natasha’s listener recruitment! Exes, lies, video tapes & radio threats... Strange selfie deaths. Rat stealing man’s fries. Hillary smokes weed? Perks working at companies. Talking with psychic Gary Spivey.

Feb 05, 20161 hr 5 min
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