You can now watch Dodging Death! We've started filming the show so you can see us talk shite, as well as listen! Check us out at: www.DodgingDeathPodcast.com In this episode: Stephen has returned from another escapade around Europe and talks about aLes Misérables related embarrassment on a plane, and the time he got held to ransom by an opportunistic middle aged lady while needing the toilet in a public park in Greece. Ryan engages in another round of tattoo spotting on the daily commute to work...
Jul 21, 2019•1 hr 5 min
This week's episode of Dodging Death sees a whole new change of formula! Ryan shambolically tries to open the show and Stephen hosts two new features; including 'Queer Eye for the Straight Ry' and 'Operation Wheel Steal,' where we see how many of the archaic sweet treat Ryan can gorge in a minute. Truthfully, it's not all that different, as Stephen tells of his encounter bumping into an old school teacher in the wild, along with the time a friend of his attempted to recreate the story of Humpty ...
Jul 07, 2019•1 hr 3 min
Summer has finally arrived, but despite the sweltering heat the Dodging Death team still recorded for your entertainment (we hope, anyway). In this episode: Ryan travels back in time by way of the sweet treat and recounts how he almost embodied the spirit of Paula Radcliffe during her lowest moment. Stephen questions whether you can trust the bald barber and Producer Paul laments the extortionate inflation of the price of snacks ahead of his upcoming cinema visit. In this week's feature, Ryan re...
Jun 30, 2019•55 min
In this episode: Ryan tells the frightening tale of how he was awoken by a furry intruder. Josh returns and regales the time he experienced the revolutionary spirit of the French whilst working in Paris; and Stephen tells the team about how he found himself trapped in the middle of a battle between a rogue pigeon and a ticket inspector. Stephen and Josh also dissect Ryan’s bizarre banana eating technique - something which he appears to have been getting drastically wrong for the last 25 years - ...
Jun 23, 2019•55 min
After a little hiatus, Dodging Death is back! In this episode: Ryan reports back about his odyssey to Madrid for the Champions League final where he eventually caught the game through a hotel room window and was forced to stay the night on a communal leatherette.Stephen is back from his tour around Asia, where he discovered his biggest fans in the mosquito community and drops an incredible story about being woken up in the dead of night by a familiar voice. He also discusses massage parlours in ...
Jun 16, 2019•1 hr 9 min
In this episode: Stephen returns from his travels and tells the team how he felt at home in the pretension of Venice, and the time he was bald in Turkey, awaiting treatment from the mysterious Dr Koray. Ryan talks about the time he briefly became a stalker in Home & Bargain; and whether he has an inherent scepticism towards the toothless man. Producer Paul returns and reveals why his brother-in-law came to be known as the 'Cushion King', and Ryan quizzes them on their knowledge of literature...
May 26, 2019•1 hr 21 min
In this episode: Ryan talks about the dramatic lengths he’s willing to go to find a bed to sleep in while visiting Madrid; along with the bizarre connection he shares exclusively with Jessica Alba. Stephen talks about just how terribly his fitness regime has been going since an incident he had with misjudged weight lifting gloves; and how he was stranded in -2°C weather in Norway wearing nothing other than shorts and a t-shirt. Producer Josh returns and tells the team about the bizarre ringtone ...
May 20, 2019•1 hr
In this episode: Stephen talks about the time he was on a ’swingers cruise,’ and the anarchy that ensues when 3,500 promiscuous couples head out to sea. He talks about his wildly misjudged purchase of a denim jacket, and going for a medical exam with a suspicious doctor who thought he was trying to fake his urine test. Ryan tells the team about allowing the Chinese government to write text messages on his behalf, and how long it took for any of his contacts to realise what was happening. They ta...
May 13, 2019•1 hr 4 min
In this episode: Paul is off on one of his escapades, so Stephen and Ryan are joined by Producer Josh, who tells them about his recent, disastrous experience with a one-man band. Ryan talks about making his TV debut, alongside Trevor McDonald, and how tripping on a stray apple had catastrophic results. Stephen talks about how his new fitness regime has backfired to gym awkwardness, and how turning down a slice of cake caused cruise ship outrage. They discuss their bizarre egg preparation techniq...
May 05, 2019•1 hr 1 min
In this episode: Stephen talks about accidentally finding himself in Rome on Easter Sunday and doing everything possible to avoid the Catholics! Ryan tells the guys about having yet another near death experience; his Chinese buffet catastrophe and the genius technique in which he caught somebody joining a conversation in the pub. They discuss their current feud with their voice-over man and have a disastrous drinking experience in the studio, thanks to Go! Kombucha! They also try a new feature: ...
Apr 28, 2019•1 hr 3 min
In this episode: Stephen tells the guys about accidentally AirDropping a photo of himself to a stranger, and selling Bobby Davro a second hand suit; Ryan reveals that he saw Wagner, star of the 'X-Factor', live and in-the-flesh at a Christening in his local pub; we go on a journey to ‘Fashionista Corner’ and find one of the most bizarre reviews of shoes we’ve ever heard; Stephen talks about singing a song from 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’ whilst on a public toilet and Ryan uses...
Apr 21, 2019•53 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan discuss the naïveté of car burglars; Stephen talks about the time he hired an ‘energy expert’ to get rid of his fear of spiders; Ryan tells him about meeting a man called Damien and how he thought the name would have died off with the Omen; and they regale the disastrous time they had at the Secret Cinema ‘Blade Runner’ experience! Ryan also uses this weeks feature as an opportunity to try and get Stephen to apologise for abandoning him, cold, wet and stranded w...
Apr 14, 2019•1 hr 2 min
In this episode: Ryan and Paul tell Stephen about their disastrous quiz going experience with Chris Kamara; they talk about the time they smuggled cannolis into the theatre to eat during a terrible performance; embarrassing toilet experiences and the time Ryan met Robbie Fowler (not that one)! They also try a new feature, ‘Know Your Knowles,’ where Ryan quizzes the guys to see if they can distinguish between the quotes of Nick and Beyonce Knowles! Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Fol...
Apr 06, 2019•1 hr 4 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about their lowest life moments… all of which happened in Rhyl; Ryan’s heavily misjudged chambray shirt; Stephen’s short-lived attempt at veganism and the most staggering way he’s ever quit a job; Ryan finally getting back behind the wheel and being upstaged by a 6-year-old; the perils of Ryanair; gout prevention and more! They also try a new feature, ‘Hitler Has Only Got One Paul,’ where Stephen challenges Paul and Ryan’s knowledge of embarrassing Hitler f...
Apr 01, 2019•1 hr 3 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about loitering outside McDonalds with wine; Stephen undoubtedly being a member of the ‘Prawn Sandwich Brigade’; the Queen on Instagram; Elton John’s mother; finally going on their ‘coffee-crawl’ and meeting Dominique Ansel, the man officially named the World's Best Pastry Chef! They discuss ABBA in a shocking level of detail and try a new feature, ‘Lay All Your Love On Ste,’ where Ryan challenges Stephen’s knowledge of his favourite Swedish band! Follow us...
Mar 25, 2019•1 hr 7 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the time when they were nearly child stars; Ryan talks about his disastrous beer festival experience; Stephen talks about his quest for a free iced coffee and how it, as always, totally backfired; they discuss their time at Glastonbury; travel voices; adrenaline seeking avoidance and Stephen reveals the time he pee'd on someone for medical reasons and how a quick Google search afterwards changed everything. They also try a new feature, ‘Williams World...
Mar 18, 2019•1 hr 6 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the ridiculousness of Ryan’s latest ruse; the bizarre thing that Stephen saw a lady drinking out of in public; the best heckle you'll ever hear and the team's unfortunate run-ins with buskers! Producer Paul also makes a comeback, along with one of our favourite features: ‘News of The Williams!’ Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodg...
Mar 11, 2019•1 hr 2 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about the terrifying rise of Dickensian diseases, and how they live in daily fear of gout. They talk about the time they met the actual banker from ‘Deal or No Deal,’ and how Ryan is still yet to drive anywhere further than the gym… which is a five minute walk from his house. Stephen talks about his quest for a Turkish barber and performs an impression that really hasn’t been relevant since 1977. They also discuss Dodging Death’s now home in an official rec...
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan talk, at length, about Stephen’s shaft… which isn’t quite what it seems. They also talk about Ryan’s new Huawei phone and how he is possibly now being tracked by the Chinese government; along with his recent ‘joggers nipple’ and how Stephen somehow found himself in the middle of a raid in Brazil! They also try a new feature: ‘Stephen’s Summary!’ Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.s...
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 5 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about subtly reading knuckle tattoos on the train, Stephen’s recent flight back from Tahiti, the perils of TK Maxx and much more! They also try a new feature: ‘Wiki Williams!’ Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is a weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninfor...
Feb 18, 2019•57 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about Ryan’s recent driving tests and his run in with a maverick bin man; Stephen’s new apartment and his disastrous personal training session; a panicked WhatsApp call whilst hidden in a toilet cubical and much more! They also try a new feature, ‘The Cowardly Ryan’, and ‘SWJR on ASMR’ makes a surprise return! Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the ...
Feb 11, 2019•1 hr 24 min
In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about celebrity builder Nick Knowles, Ryan’s latest health kick, Stephen’s one and only experience on the bus and much more! They also try two new features - The Ryan Sleeps Tonight and SWJR on ASMR! Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is a weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an h...
Jan 25, 2019•1 hr 25 min
