"I Googled escargot near me..."

In this episode: Ryan tells the frightening tale of how he was awoken by a furry intruder. Josh returns and regales the time he experienced the revolutionary spirit of the French whilst working in Paris; and Stephen tells the team about how he found himself trapped in the middle of a battle between a rogue pigeon and a ticket inspector. Stephen and Josh also dissect Ryan’s bizarre banana eating technique - something which he appears to have been getting drastically wrong for the last 25 years - and a friend of the show makes a comeback, after a misguided attempt at representing himself in court. The team discuss what would be on page one of their manifestos, and Josh hosts his first feature; a tense test of deception called, “What a load of Josh!" Email us: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast       Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr   Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com   Podcast website: www.dodgingdeathpodcast.com    About the show: Dodging Death is a weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as celebrity builder Nick Knowles, the daily threat of gout and bus driver rivalry. Despite its name, the podcast will offer little in the way of information towards how you can, in fact, avoid an untimely demise. If anything, it’ll only make your fear of it worse.