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Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Stephen Williams Jr & Ryan Patonpodcasters.spotify.com
Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same room as Mother Teresa, and getting shouted at by Santa.
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Episodes

"My new, sexy magic show..."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same...

Nov 16, 20201 hr

Dodging Death Presents: Our Book Club

In this episode, Stephen and Ryan once again attempt, and fail, to create an audio bootleg of Desert Island Discs.... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally...

Nov 13, 202058 min

"It was Thelma, Louise and me..."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same...

Nov 09, 202048 min

Dodging Death Presents: A Bonfire Disaster

In this episode, Stephen and Ryan continue to unpack Pete Price's book and do their best to create an audio bootleg of Desert Island Discs.... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them...

Nov 06, 202051 min

"A Dutch Oven rumbled my affair..."

In this week's episode: Stephen has got a new job at a Turkish grill in Bexleyheath and talks about a run in he had with his new neighbour, who also happens to be an Elvis Impersonator. Ryan is embracing the Halloween spirit as he indulges in some treats from Hotel Chocolat and has a supernatural encounter with a fashion designer named John. They are joined by Producer Paul, who aims to continues his rampant assault towards the golden toilet as Stephen tests the team's knowledge of elastic bands...

Nov 02, 202054 min

Dodging Death Presents: Coffee

United by their love of the bean, Stephen and Ryan discuss how coffee has changed their lives... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irreleva...

Oct 30, 20201 hr 26 min

"COVID has stopped apple bobbing..."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same...

Oct 26, 202053 min

Dodging Death Presents: Films

This week, Stephen and Ryan channel their inner Mark Kermode (we all have one), and discuss the films that make them who they are... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an ho...

Oct 22, 20201 hr 15 min

"I was a professional shusher...."

In this week's episode: Stephen talks about a gardening crime that he committed and takes the Government retraining test. Ryan wonders whether a modern day Jesus would be in therapy and the components behind an effective shush. They are joined by Producer Paul, who has overcame his bout with Coronavirus, and embraces his inner old man when he discusses his ideal morning watching horse-racing in a pub. In this week's feature, Stephen has become overwhelmed by a little search engine nostalgia and ...

Oct 19, 20201 hr

"David Attenborough will be our nemesis..."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same...

Oct 13, 202041 min

Dodging Death Presents: A False Start

In classic Dodging Death fashion, everything has gone a bit wrong with the spin-off. Listen to this week's episode to find out how... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an h...

Oct 07, 202024 min

"Our mug has its own Instagram page..."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same...

Oct 04, 202056 min

Dodging Death Presents: Something New

Good news! The Dodging Death spin-off nobody asked for is finally here! This sister show, Dodging Death Presents, is Stephen and Ryan's opportunity to take a deep dive into life's big questions! Find out more in this episode... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an impr...

Sep 30, 202035 min

"What happens in Blackpool..."

In this week's episode: Stephen explains how he felt like an exhibitionist on a recent trip to the gym, and embodies his inner Matt Hancock when he performs yet another u-turn on his Merlot/Moët fact (you can imagine how delighted he is with that comparison.) Ryan chickens out of calling-out Anthony Joshua, and talks through his skin routine - something which is inspired by an animal renowned for its wonderful complexion. They are joined by Producer Paul, who looks forward to an upcoming trip to...

Sep 28, 202054 min

"We need to talk about Van Morrison..."

In this week's episode: The team discuss how, with the news of London cancelling NYE, 2020 will ultimately never end - along with how Van Morrison has become a complete mad man. Stephen discusses his potential weight gain, brags about just how good he looks in tights and makes an apologetic correction about something he said on the previous episode. Ryan tries to impress us, yet again, with another tale about climbing a hill, and makes bold claims about his interest in a certain subject matter w...

Sep 20, 20201 hr 7 min

"A Neil Buchanan whodunit..."

It's just Ryan and Stephen in this week's throwback Dodging Death, as Paul and Josh couldn't make it for reasons that are simply just not good enough. In this week's episode: Stephen reveals why he recently reported his neighbour to the community watch Facebook group, and explains why he can always rely on Wilson from Home Improvement. Ryan launches an impassioned attack on the concept of the meal deal, along with delivering a heartfelt tribute to his local hero, Keith Chegwin. The team also dis...

Sep 13, 20201 hr 3 min

"I'll never forgive that koala..."

In this week's episode: Stephen reveals how his quest to get free movies backfired so drastically he now needs to travel to York to try and salvage the situation. Ryan boldly announces that he has broken a World record, and has the proof to back up the outrageous claim. As you can imagine, the record isn’t quite what it seems. He also talks, at length, about the grandfather of a Carol Jean Vorderman. Producer Paul regales on his recent trip to Berlin and how he nearly, accidentally, joined an an...

Sep 06, 20201 hr 2 min

"I was attacked by a twink dog..."

In this week's episode: Stephen explains how an encounter with a dog resulted in a trip to A&E and boasts about how he is more famous than Thing from the Addams Family. Ryan is concerned his running app may be trying to kill him after it suggested a dangerous route on a recent trip to Newcastle and tries to arrange a bizarre marriage involving Hollywood actor James Woods. They are joined by Josh who proposes an idea that the team should set up their own cryptocurrency. In this week's feature...

Aug 31, 20201 hr

"I'd thrive as a ventriloquist..."

In this week's episode: Stephen reveals how he was recently upstaged by a fellow customer at the barbers and how he's allured by the idea of embracing his inner Bugsy Malone to attend a speakeasy gym. Ryan wonders if he'd be able to make it as a ventriloquist and finds another excuse to roll out his ethereal Scottish persona. They are joined by Producer Paul who finally joins Stephen in regaling a fact about Japan. This week's feature is all about love as Stephen tests the teams knowledge on the...

Aug 23, 202054 min

"I hired the Red Arrows..."

For the first time, the team couldn't record an episode this week! They'll be back again next Monday - but in the meantime, listen to one of Stephen's other podcasts where he channels his inner Michael Parkinson... by that I mean he conducts an interview, not that he offers you a free pen. Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death ...

Aug 17, 20201 hr 46 min

"Doddy After Dark..."

In this week's episode: Stephen reveals how Ken Dodd put him off riding horses, and is concerned that if his new dance move goes viral on TikTok he could become an enemy to the the American government. Inspired by last week, Ryan attempts a magic trick that couldn't go more disastrous, and reveals an alternative take on the Tiger who Came for Tea. They are joined by Josh, who is back from travelling to the South of France where he embraced his inner cowboy. In this week's feature, Ryan tests the...

Aug 11, 202051 min

"A virtual magic trick will never work..."

Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same room as Mother Teresa, and getting shouted at by San...

Aug 02, 202048 min

"Becoming a Private Ry..." A Patreon Exclusive!

Listen to an exclusive clip, previously made available only to Patreon subscribers! Get more like this by supporting the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/dodgingdeathpodcast Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of genera...

Jul 29, 202010 min

"It looked like Mary Berry had a fall..."

In this week's episode: Stephen's new apartment has an unwelcome furry visitor and he wonders if he could make it as a private investigator. Ryan has a disastrous encounter on his return to the barbers and launches a staunch defence of the left handed community. Producer Paul returns and is the subject of this week's feature as Ryan quizzes the team on Paul's vanilla eating habits in a feature he likes to call, 'A Paul Order.' Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @dodg...

Jul 27, 202056 min

"My spiritual guide is Ronan Keating..."

In this week's episode: Stephen is feeling musical after curating the Dodging Death playlist, which has led him to embrace the philosophical teachings of Ronan Keating and guiltily confess his love for the band Chicago. Ryan is thinking about venturing back outdoors post lockdown so is scouting which face mask to buy for protection, along with pondering other serious questions such as what Chris Eubank's WhatsApp picture might be. They are joined by Josh, who regales a trip to a recently opened ...

Jul 20, 20201 hr 8 min

"I really thought it was Chico's time..."

In this week's episode: "Things are getting really desperate for Stephen, as he stoops to a new low in a bid to get people to sign up to the Patreon. Ryan embraces his inner chameleon - likening himself to both Quasimodo and early noughties heart-throb, Gary Lucy. Producer Paul returns and reveals how he deals with stress by indulging in the caramel nibble. It's Ryan's turn to host the feature this week, and he tests the team's knowledge on the celebrity personalised video platform in a game he ...

Jul 12, 202058 min

"Me, wielding a child's baseball bat..."

In this week's episode: Having settled in his new place, Stephen is living the life of a homeowner, as he regales how he recently channeled his inner Edward Scissorhands while gardening and the shambolic measures he's taken to ward off any prospective burglars. Ryan is no longer furloughed and he talks about how his new style inspiration is an early 90s John Candy. They are joined by Josh, who can finally share Ryan's pain on the perils of runner's nipple and has learnt a secret new talent that ...

Jul 07, 202045 min

"I dabble in pretension..."

In this week's episode: Stephen has moved into his new place and reveals how a certain madam flat-plack is proving to be a tricky mistress. Ryan is struggling with the heatwave and ponders some big questions on the history of egging. Producer Paul is back and talks about the time he was underwhelmed when Stephen dragged him to a fancy bakery. Ryan has turned this week's feature into gold (potentially for the second time) as he questions the team's knowledge on the precious metal in a game he lik...

Jun 29, 202056 min

"Our Las Vegas rivalry..."

In this week's episode: Stephen regales the new activity he has taken to doing whilst on the toilet, along with revealing how he secretly harbours some goth like tendencies. Ryan excitedly tells of his newfound love for the Ugandan coffee bean and shows he is still a bit sore over something mean Paul said to him in Las Vegas 5 years ago. Producer Paul returns and fulfils his original role researching info on the Ozzy Osborne bat bite and answers what exactly is an earwig. In this week's feature,...

Jun 19, 202057 min

"I'm hooked on Liberace content..."

In this episode: "Ryan embraces his snobbery as he reveals his new hairstyle and regales the catastrophic time Stephen wasn't on hand to explain to him how to properly use his fancy camera. Still feeling the effects of lockdown, Stephen talks about his plans to launch an OnlyFans account. Josh returns to the show and tells how he fell down a Liberace rabbit hole. In this week's feature, Ryan channels his inner Martin Lewis, testing the team's knowledge on currencies in a game he calls, 'Show us ...

Jun 15, 202049 min
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