"Me, wielding a child's baseball bat..."

In this week's episode: Having settled in his new place, Stephen is living the life of a homeowner, as he regales how he recently channeled his inner Edward Scissorhands while gardening and the shambolic measures he's taken to ward off any prospective burglars. Ryan is no longer furloughed and he talks about how his new style inspiration is an early 90s John Candy. They are joined by Josh, who can finally share Ryan's pain on the perils of runner's nipple and has learnt a secret new talent that may annoy Stephen. In this week's feature, Stephen tests the team's knowledge on the Queen of Funk herself in a feature called 'Chaka Stev-han.' Email us: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast       Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr   Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com    About the show: Dodging Death is an improvised weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as being an accidental Peeping Tom, sleeping in the same room as Mother Teresa, and getting shouted at by Santa. Stephen is an openly gay, cruise ship magician - and is proud to be at the front of that much underrepresented part of society. He is often heard regaling anecdotes such as how he found himself as a performer on a swingers cruise, his lowest life moment being with Paul Daniel's son at a patisserie in Brazil, and how he tried to blend in at an Australian dive bar. In hindsight, the floral shirt and exposed ankles were a mistake. Ryan has been Stephen's best friend since they first met at 11 years old and shared a communal love for the anecdote. He is the marketing manager for an afternoon tea company, is yet to attend a none catastrophic yoga class, and once got heckled by an eleven year old for being too scared to go on a water slide. He's also openly hetero, although his constant praise of ABBA could lead you to believe otherwise.