Pet Stories
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Episodes
Hill I Will Die On
Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 43
Criminally Subliminal
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2022•59 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2022•54 min•Season 1Ep. 41
The Distractible Threesome
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2022•59 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Waste of Money
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Funniest Joke In The World
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Bad Habits
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Cryptids Are Scary
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 10, 2022•52 min
The Perfect Meal
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 03, 2022•54 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Failed Resolutions
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 27, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Christmas Gone Wrong
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 20, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Humanity Is Bad
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 13, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Never Give Up
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 06, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 30
That One Guy
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 29, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Young & Stupid
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 22, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 28
We Are All Going To Die
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 15, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Old Men
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 08, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Fears & Fetishes
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 01, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 25
I Was Wrong...
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 25, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Dangerous Coasters
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 18, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Dating Advice
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Lies From Parents
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 04, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Life Plan
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 27, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 20
King of Meat
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Dreams & Nightmares
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 13, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 18
How Dare You
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 06, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Oh Sh*t Moments
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 30, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 16
How to Make a Best Friend
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 23, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 15
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