The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Naked
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 50 min•Season 2Ep. 28
Video Game Tier List
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 26, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Broken News
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 26
Solving The Unsolvable
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 25
Musical Memories
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 24
Go With Your Gut
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 23
Bob Doesn't Know
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 22
The Distractible Gameshow
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 21
Fast Food Tier List
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 2Ep. 20
The Boys Bet It All
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Before We Die
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Conspiracy Theories
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Worst World Records
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Anything Goes
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 15
The Atrocities of Summer
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Don't Laugh
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Who's The Worst
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 12
The Bobs & The Bees
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 11
We Got Screwed
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 30, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 10
F*ck You Energy
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 23, 2022•57 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Wade's Secret Words
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 16, 2022•56 min•Season 2Ep. 8
So Bad It's Good
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 09, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Aliens Among Us
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 02, 2022•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 6
Oh No, The Future UwU
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2022•57 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Serotonin
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 4
We Die On Your Hills
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Self Confidence
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Superstitions
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Disappointing Our Parents
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 45
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