Even More Broken News
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 14, 2025•58 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
Slice of Life
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation. This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
The dudes are bringing it back home with this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Animal Noises Too
This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 31, 2025•59 min
Faster or Slower?
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr 19 min
Illegal Advice Too
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 2 min
The Best, The Worst
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 109
We've Never Done This Before
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Our Shirts Are Out
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 1 min
September 10th
Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 17 min
Hide The Penny
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 16 min
Right In The Sauce Box
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 104
Who Want Million?
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 12 min
When Was That Again?
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Mark's One Man Show
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 4 min
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 17, 2025•57 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Mark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 99
WordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 10, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 98
Acronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 97
Big Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 96
More Broken News
Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 31, 2025•54 min•Season 4Ep. 95
Order Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 94
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 93
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 92
Where Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2025•57 min•Season 4Ep. 91
The Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 06, 2025•54 min•Season 4Ep. 90
Time and Stuff
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 03, 2025•54 min•Season 4Ep. 89
Does Order Matters?
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 88
New Year, Old Us
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 87