You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 23, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 99
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 97
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 12, 2024•51 min•Season 3Ep. 96
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 10, 2024•24 min
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 09, 2024•56 min•Season 3Ep. 95
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 05, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 94
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 04, 2024•25 min
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 02, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 93
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 92
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 27, 2024•28 min
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 26, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 91
Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 22, 2024•44 min•Season 3Ep. 90
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 19, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 85
Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 17, 2024•25 min
How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 15, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 88
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 12, 2024•52 min•Season 3Ep. 87
Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2024•26 min
What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 86
We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 05, 2024•43 min•Season 3Ep. 85
New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 01, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 84
We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 29, 2023•58 min•Season 3Ep. 83
Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 25, 2023•48 min•Season 3Ep. 82
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 81
Evil League of Evil
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 18, 2023•47 min•Season 3Ep. 80
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 15, 2023•43 min•Season 3Ep. 79
Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2023•25 min
Live, Laugh, Lose
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 11, 2023•49 min•Season 3Ep. 78
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 08, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 77
PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 4