Bring out your dead! Disney needs to slap a fresh coat of paint on your beloved childhood because new ideas are pricey and hard to come by. At least this one inspired a rather insightful conversation on the qualities that make a great literary hero. It’s like taking a trip back to your English Literature class, Home Sweet Home Alone!
You know what they say, "it’s Christmas somewhere in the world". So unless you're there, don’t bother listening to this one just yet. Even if you are, still don’t listen because Sinbad ruined this one just like how he ruins everything. It’s the holiday “staple” that's aged like milk, Jingle All the Way!
Nope, nothing weird or alarming about this episode! Just a couple of guys sitting around, talking about their favorite Simpson’s bit- uh... jokes for a prolonged period of time. And I guess we’ll just leave it at that. That’s a core memory for sure, The Simpsons Movie!!!
The Disney Dunces Podcast is seeking a Podcast Co-host to join the team. Previous podcast experience is a plus, but not required. Requirements include watching selected media, providing input during weekly conversation, and refraining from eating dinner during recordings. It’s the bare minimum that one could expect, Halloweentown High!
If you were looking for an episode featuring about 90% more Craig and just about 300% less Richard, then this is the episode for you! However, if you were looking for a fun, informative, and super concise look into The Mouse's newest spooky original animated series, then what are you doing here? It’s more than just an excuse to discuss money laundering, The Ghost and Molly McGee!
The Muppets are back, baby - yet their close proximity to death has never felt more appropriate. Same goes for the length of this description. It’s not exactly a thrill ride, Disney’s Muppets Haunted Mansion!
The trilogy of episodes based on the Trilogy of Trilogies carries on with yet another trilogy of stories based on said Trilogy of Trilogies. Yes. It’s the perfect way to kick off the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spook-tacular in title alone, LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales!
The trilogy of trilogies has breathed life into an anthology of anime, yet this episode is lighter on the weeb talk than most. It’s not just the Animatrix in space, Disney’s Star Wars: Visions!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The trilogy of trilogies finally came to an end and the Dunces finally caught up. Now at long last, all of your burning questions will be answered. Is Chewie a dirty Dejarik cheater? Who exactly are Rey’s parents? And why does Richard keep a shirt featuring Craig within reach at all times? It’s Disney Dunces: Episode CXVIII - Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker!
Get your "bonjours" and "oui ouis" ready, because this week the Dunces are taking you on a culinary trip to Paris’s premier 1 or 3 star restaurant! The journey also comes complete with all of the Ricky Martin talk that one comes to expect with the territory. It’s proof that even those from the most humble of beginnings can be livin' la vida loca, Disney and Pixar’s Ratatouille!
Hey guys, dig this one. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. They covered shorts about a dog being a dog doing dog things, and his name is Dug. What’s up with that? It’s a memorial of sorts, Disney’s and Pixar's Dug Days!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… at least that's what it feels like when you consider how much time has passed since the last time the Dunces watched one of these movies. And you know what? I totally understand, because man... if you thought the second trilogy was bad, boy howdy this third trilogy is something else. But at the same time, it isn’t because it's just the original trilogy again, so that just proves that they’re both horrendous. Which in turn means the prequel trilogy is ac...
The Dunces, now in technicolor, for everyone involved but you. That’s honestly the only thing of note as it's one of those shorter episodes. I imagine because they couldn’t stand looking at each other for very long, and I can’t say I blame them. It’s hard to imagine anyone would want this on their streaming service, 20th Century Fox’s Eragon!
I’d like to say that this was just another regular ol’ episode of a regular ol’ podcast with no cause for concern. I’d like to say that you could just listen to this one and not even consider dropping an anonymous tip to some government agency concerning one of the hosts. And lastly, I’d like to say that this one devolves into just a solid hour of Tudyk Talk, but I suppose there’s always next week. It’s honestly just a really good movie, Moana!
Well I’ve got some great news for fans of comedy. If you’re looking for something with non-stop jokes with very little substance to hold it all in place, just watch what they did and leave it at that. It’s the film for the whole family (so long as you divide the scenes amongst them), Disney’s 20th Century Fox’s Mrs. Doubtfire!
Whelp, the results are in and turns out Disney is once again trying to scam you out of your hard-earned $30. So how about instead you save yourself some money and listen to this episode while you make your way to Disney World and ride the attraction yourself. Because you know what they say, "why see The Rock when you can be The Rock?". It’s Disney’s second attempt to bring a Weird Al song to life, Disney’s Jungle Cruise!
You know what I loved about revival television series-es based on movies from the late '80s? Nothing. It’s that quirky investigator drama revived in the form of a streaming service-exclusive series the likes of which you’ve only ever dreamed of, Turner & Hooch!
You know what I loved about movies from the late '80s? How they all have this uncanny ability to have any conversation about them just veer completely off course and into the world of connected universes of television shows from the early 2000s. And if that's not true, then how about you explain this episode of the Disney Dunces? Take that atheists. It’s that quirky investigator drama just begging for a revival in the form of a streaming service exclusive series the likes of which you’ve only ev...
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Fair warning, this episode contains gratuitous descriptions of Monsters, Inc. "Rule 34", so make sure to bring a bucket and a mop. I’d type more, but that's truly all that's in this one... so yeah, uhmm, how are you doing? I’m either very glad, very saddened, or some place in the middle to hear that. Anyway, I’m going to say the thing now, but this was nice and we should really do it again sometime. It’s the last movie Pixar should have made, Disney and Pixar’s Monsters, Inc.!
What happens when two young supple fish boys arrive in a small harbor town whose citizens have only one thing on their mind? From the creative mind that brought you Beyond the Sea and Albino Alligator, comes a true cumming of age story like no other. It’s Disney’s and Pixar’s and Kevin Spacey’s idea of a good time, Luca!
Fair warning, this is another one of those episodes that goes a little off the rails. But as long as you’ve seen Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Super, Dragon Ball GT, My Hero Academia, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation, The Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, The Magic School Bus, The Magic School Bus Rides Again, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans Go!, Seinfeld, Community, Family Guy, Lilo & Stitch, The Emperor’s New Groove, and The Venture Bros., you’re going to be okay! It’s the DCOM peop...
This episode of the Dunces features a very powerful movie with a very powerful message. Since you guys are listening to this nonsense, you’re probably not too bright, so I’ll spell it out for you. It doesn’t matter your upbringing, your station in life, or even how you turned out. You can end up anywhere in this wacky world, even at a Dairy Queen. It’s a movie that asks the hard-hitting question, Cars!
In London Town, mentally troubled seamstress, Estella Miller is disregarded and mistreated by society. She then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and fashion crime. This path brings her face-to-face with her alter-ego: Cruella de Vil. It’s like Disney played Mad Libs with The Joker script, Cruella!
Originally I was just going to copy and paste the intro paragraph on the "Gogo's Crazy Bones" Wikipedia page and call it a day, as I don’t know a damn thing about these little rubber idiots. But as it turns out, that article is something of an interesting read and I’d advise everyone to just check it out themselves. Anywho, here’s a fad filled with fads including unrelated fads to said fad, Descendants 2!
Oh boy oh boy! There is no better way to celebrate 101 episodes than by giving you 101 reasons why you should listen to this episode: 1. I respect your time too much to even entertain this bit beyond one bullet point - you’re welcome. It’s a good thing it's animated so we could avoid 101 moments of silence for this one, 101 Dalmatians!
One hundred episodes released means one hundred episode descriptions have been written, so I’m also celebrating something of a milestone myself. I’m dedicating this one to all of the people out there who take the time to read it. That means this one is for you Richard, and maybe Craig if someone happens to draw his attention to it. But not that third one, he’s way too handsome to be reading anything. It’s not at all the movie that was planned, Jack!
At one point in the film, Aunt Cass talks about how her celebratory hot wings are so spicy that she and Hiro are going to feel it in their buttholes tomorrow. The Dunces don’t cover that in the episode, but that's pretty cool. Anyway, it’s just like reading the comics (probably), Big Hero 6!
They said it couldn’t be done. They said it was unpossible, prepostiserous, and unmimaginableble, tet the Dunces have pulled it off. They managed to find a group of friends who are not only dumber than they are, but are also just as mean to each other - and all it really took was a clean sweep of the 100 Acre Wood. Start sippin' that juice, because it’s time for Piglet’s Big Movie!
Here we have a show about an aging John Stamos coaching a basketball team at an all girls high school. We also know that the Dunces know nothing of basketball, so this episode will most likely be hyper focused on one thing and one thing alone. May God have mercy on us all. It’s exhibit A in the upcoming trial of the century, Big Shot!
