The gang begins their travels and encounters some weirdos on the road. Ivana wasn't paying attention as usual and Forrest is whatever. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. @0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. Tell us how much you ...
Feb 02, 2017•1 hr 13 min
A relatively fun shopping episode, you know, if that's your thing. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. @0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. Tell us how much you love us: direweasels@gmail.com and stop being stingy with your stars...
Jan 25, 2017•1 hr 20 min
The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful thingsTheir tops are made out of rubberTheir bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncyFun, fun, fun, fun, fun!But the most wonderful thing about TiggersIs I'm the only one, I'm the only one Marc edited this. I did not listen to it beforehand because that would require a level of professionalism that I do not posses. The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Coded...
Jan 19, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Hopefully I haven't already done the no title title gag. Marc makes his debut editing performance, which means things probably end up sounding more professional than you all are accustomed to. Along with Cody's ambition as a dm, it is like we are an entirely new podcast. Sorry we missed releasing last week, we were hammering out the whole having a regular editor thing. We have 3 in the can now though, so things should go off without a hitch for the forseeable future. We are at this point still f...
Jan 11, 2017•1 hr 17 min
HEY! HEY! HEY!We suffer at the hands of a new master now. Our path is being set before us, we are mere instruments clutched in the hands of a mad God. The glorious accountant *ahem* I mean Warlock has made her return to your ear holes. She attempts to wrangle a new group of adventurers. Also John enlightens Ivana on her discrimination against poor little kobolds. Racism is bad, mmkay? The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Codedude3 guides our she...
Dec 28, 2016•1 hr 17 min
Howdy all! Cody here. This is my little... umm, speech for my part of the Dire Weasels CU. Canonical Universe. I'm going to royally mess things up, but it's going to be fun at least! Hope you like this little primer for the next protion of Dire Weasels! BIG shout out to Battlebards.com for most of the audio, acutally, I think ALL of the audio in that. They make some great stuff, and I hope I can use some of it in my down time. Personally, I'm subscribed to them on Patreon and backed their Kickst...
Dec 21, 2016•19 min
Spoiler alert. Audacity took the fight in the end. Mollie's track goes from very distorted to normal to the audience not being able to hear her while we all still respond to the things she says (she's like our Garfield for the last 20-25 minutes of the episode). We recorded for the first time after a long layoff, so a lot of this episode is shaking off the ring rust and being excited to chat with friends again. But something big happens. Also, just in case we haven't been great about spreading t...
Dec 14, 2016•1 hr 26 min
They say most stories come in three acts. Well, the good ones at least. I'm not so sure if this is "a good one" or not, but I enjoyed playing in it. I hope you enjoy listening to it. It's been a long time coming, and things about to come to an end. How will things end up? Will everyone escape with their lives? Will only some of us survive? Or will we be trapped in this hell house forever? Sorry about the lateness of this latest episode, and the lack of care in this edit. Getting hectic around th...
Dec 04, 2016•1 hr 14 min
You heard our story begin. Interested to hear more? It's time to explore the house more, delving deep into it's depths. What will the house uncover? What's so terrible about this house that one would, disembowl themselves? One creepy house, alcohol, triangles of love. What could go wrong? Let Alex guide us through one night of horror. Sorry about the lateness of this latest episode, and the lack of care in this edit. Getting hectic around the offices here at Dire Weasels HQ. Thank you for your c...
Nov 20, 2016•1 hr 41 min
The wind begins to howl. The old dead trees outside start to tap on the dusty windows of this old mansion. Someone asks, "Why are we here?". Another replies... FOR CONTENT! Another Arbitrary Adventure for you all! Our friend from S House Studio, Alex Cater, wanted to play a spooky game for Halloween and couldn't find enough players. Here at Dire Weasels thought that was a travesty so we FIXED IT AND MADE CONTENT! We hope you enjoy, because it's like rain on your wedding day, it's like a free rid...
Nov 03, 2016•1 hr 14 min
Things have been pretty hectic recently. So, the gang has decided to go on a bit of a canonical hiatus. Instead of the regular showing today, we bring you... uhhh... this... In the beginning, there was random. Then random things happened in the random and then exploded... randomly. Then, Bapperson made a random character creator based on the Wizards random character creator. Thus, THE RANDOM GROUP WAS BORN! After randomly being placed in a random tavern, and randomly talking to a random group of...
Oct 27, 2016•2 hr 15 min
So they're in the tower. And they meet some weird dude. And then my baby started yelling at me. This guy was an awful cook so we tried fighting him. Then the baby started yelling at me again. Mike carries the group. As usual. Even though the baby kept yelling. We do stay surprisingly on track, probably because I was muted most of the time. ENJOY! But seriously, I apologize. I'm still trying to get the hang of this mommy & me podcasting thing we've got going. The voices you hear are not imagi...
Oct 12, 2016•2 hr 9 min
We meet some sphinxes in the tower, and one of them was digging herself some Grimgar. There are also bees and potions. The John tangents went over less well than usual, but they were still relatively abundant. Also, Gwynn was killing it in chat. Ultimately, it boils down to the Dire Weasels vs. a heavy door. Who will win this epic battle? Listen and find out. @DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice Rate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out h...
Oct 05, 2016•1 hr 54 min
We finally enter what ever this... "Tower" thing is supposed to be. Something, however, seems off. Something mysterious is happening here, but I don't think the characters realize it yet. Nor do the players even... Don't be alone, because madness ensues in this very tight, very limp episode of the Dire Weasels podcast! I penetrate the darkness... We are, and totally will forever be @Direweasels. Currently we are Forrest @walk6070 as your DM, John @absurdistkobold as DoaKnucks, Ivana @arcanevice ...
Sep 29, 2016•1 hr 57 min
We do things. And stuff. We kinda sorta get things done. Also, Ivana is a dove. The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6070 guides our shenanigans while @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice do said shenanigans. Tell us how much you love us: direweasels@gmail.com and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.
Sep 22, 2016•1 hr 31 min
More SUPER HEROES?!? Well, kind of. It's the BLOOPISODE! While editing, took out some of the best tangents to make the original edit sounds smoother. Hope it worked! Now, you get the trash, the filth, the vile underbelly of the cutting room floor. I hope you are HAPPY with yourselves. I would warn you however, these episode is not to be taken lightly. ALSO! Sorry about our regular release schedule, things have been going topsy turvy, and we are just trying to get back on track. Send some good vi...
Sep 14, 2016•1 hr 5 min
Now we know you be loving this shit right here. @DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice Rate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out how to rate and review us on google music, feel free to let me (@absurdistkobold) know so that I might be able to do that thing myself. Check out our Patreon (patreon.com/direweasels), which to be fair, might be in need of a little bit of a refresh. Check out our sibling podcasts at the glorious house of S (@shous...
Sep 02, 2016•2 hr 9 min
This is our finale of our Super Hero Fiasco... FIASCO! Things start heating up! I'm hoping my editing skills this time around are better! What will happen to Ronald Raygun and his plans? Will Brimstone Kid be trapped in the hell dimension at some point? Will Jonny sing ANOTHER song?!? Listen to this latest episode to find out! Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review on iTunes (and google, let me review a damn podcast), and check out patreon.com/direweasels. If you like what WE do...
Aug 27, 2016•1 hr 35 min
With chaos currently griping the crew of the Dire Weasels, we turn to some of our audience to help give you some content! This time, after a fateful dice roll and some decision non-making, we decided to play Fiasco, and in the shadow of SHU, we decide to play Super heroes! I mean, sort of? You'll see. I decided to take some liberties with this episode. I've added in somethings that I hope more help than harm the episode as a whole. If you liked what you heard, let us know! This is only a part on...
Aug 18, 2016•1 hr 54 min
Soo like my mom always yelled at me to not procrastinate because "You never know when an emergency will happen and you won't be able to finish your project on time" and I was always like "yeah, whatever mom. I got an A on my paper. BOOM!" and then I had to edit this episode...So I kinda sorta half way edited it like two weeks ago and then I was just feeling out of it. So I figured I'd finish up and post it on Thursday instead of Wednesday...Low and behold my water breaks and I'm on the way to th...
Aug 11, 2016•2 hr 16 min
There were some timing issues (one of which I created) that I attempted to get fixed up, so hopefully that all sounds alright. There are also a couple of instances where a guest's audio sounds a bit roboty, but I wasn't sure how to get that fixed up. I could have made a personal fortune by demanding to get paid per throat clearing sound removed. I am not entirely sure how to describe the proceedings, but Cody ran the game (I think it would be safe to say his games have a particular feel to them,...
Aug 03, 2016•2 hr 11 min
Between kittens and killers, we try to figure out, as a party, what we are going to do next! That's actually about it? We talk, some of us change personalities, and use the restroom? It's weird. We all tried to pay attention real hard, but we think we know what we are doing? Something about purple lights and something coming from the south. What could that be? Do you think that cat Mike threw was the Goblin lady thing? Who knows! Maybe figure it out with this episode? I mean. I guess... We are, ...
Jul 20, 2016•1 hr 36 min
We had some technecical difficulties, so the audio is uneven in this episode, but there's still amusement to be found here. We meet another goblin, so a good chunk of the podcast has 3 people using essentially the same voice. Some shit with cats goes down, and Forrest wanted me to put a bunch of puns in the title, but fuck that shit. @DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice Rate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out how to rate and review us o...
Jul 13, 2016•1 hr 47 min
So the gang begins their casual trek upon The Big Road and encounters an encounter that should have been encountered for only 5 minutes. They manage to stretch it into one full episode of bull shit, unsurprisingly. Ivana is on a roll with comedic GOLD, Cody is slowly becoming a robot and John realizes he must have done something horrible in his previous life to deserve our company. ((Me thinks he was previously Hitler.)) So join us on our road to Perdition and grab a couple brewskies to help eas...
Jul 07, 2016•1 hr 45 min
This episode was supposed to come out during Geeklycon, but due to forgetting my own audio at home, and having such a great time, it didn't happen... However, this was still an interesting episode! Forrest tries to finally punish us for all that we have done, like bad little children... ooooo. Also, I should mention, something happens to John's computer so we lost that audio, so John ripped the audio from twitch and we used that for the beginning of the episode. As for actual story stuff, the ga...
Jun 30, 2016•2 hr 11 min
Mollie returns from Tax hell and we tangent like we haven't really chatted all that much as a group for half of a year or so. There's also a skill challenge, and lots of singing. Really. However much singing you think there is, there is probably more. It was fun to be a part of. Hopefully it will also be fun to listen to. @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9, and @codedude3. Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review on itunes (and if you figure out ...
Jun 08, 2016•2 hr 28 min
The gang meets up with some dude named Cory Lon and gets to know him better, they also encounter the usual racism of Shits...I mean Gristanbul... The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6070 guides our shenanigans while @AbsurdistKobold, @codedude3 and @arcanevice do said shenanigans. @Eskimomo9 should be blessing us with her sweet melody soon. Tell us how much you love us: direweasels@gmail.com and stop being stingy with your stars and load us...
Jun 02, 2016•1 hr 28 min
I've always had a minimal interest in science. There were some things that fascinated me, and other things that couldn't be more mundane. Even the classifications of living things was borderline mundane, but the ability to call out the species and genus, having some sort of variant name for things was always cool. Homo Sapiens, canis familiaris. Latin is just real cool. Even check out hericium erinaceus. Wish I had some sort of alternate name. Anyway, we find our compatriots still searching for ...
May 26, 2016•2 hr 18 min
Forrest had to miss for reasons, and Ivana decided to try her hand at another 1 shot. Technology tried to thwart her at every turn, but 4 recorded hours later, something resembling a narrative arc was achieved (I was able to whittle it down to right around a tight 3 hours). We probably ramble more than usual, and talk a bit about the upcoming trip to geeklycon and how we would love to interact with fans, should they want to chat us up or play some games. Cody plays a blowhard, I play a really du...
May 18, 2016•3 hr 8 min
We're going on a squeegee hunt! Actually we're looking for the Eye of Sauron or something so we venture out into the world so that Grok can grok us some grog. You grok it? We had fun this episode so if you don't enjoy listening, sucks for you. Also, I'm throwing Forrest under the bus for Buffy playing in the background. I know it's there, I just couldn't remove it all. I apologize(and so should Forrest) The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6...
May 11, 2016•2 hr 21 min
