Some people sleep. Some people sleep well. Well enough so you can watch them sleep. Well enough so you can steal their breath. Okay, guy's something is wrong, but it will be okay. Everything will be okay soon. Very soon. We find our weaselest weaseltons in this Gerbo-damned place surrounded by racists... monsterist? surrounded by corn worshipers. How will our party escape when half of them look like freaks and no one wants to lay eyes upon them. Except for Mike, he has a thing for Grimgar. We're...
May 04, 2016•2 hr 2 min
Life happened and the weasels were unable to record an episode for this week, so John and Cody took it upon themselves to get together and apologize for missing, while also making an announcement about the podcast which has been in the works for a little bit. Also several tangents happen over the course of 20 minutes. @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3. Before long, this list will include @eskimomo9. Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review o...
Apr 27, 2016•22 min
Mike and Grimgar try to figure out what to do after losing track of Madison. Also we meet my new character. The first thing he says doesn't really make any sense because Forrest and I didn't talk before hand about the particulars of the situation. I would say more about the new guy, but the timing is off. We also spend a surprisingly large amount of time talking about various pronunciations of things, and spend a little time remembering the departed Matt. @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistko...
Apr 20, 2016•1 hr 56 min
So we've stepped into some weird island-land and we do *some* things but really we just sing and make Forrest reevaluate his choice in hobbies and friends. We also discover jumping rules and Ivana giggles... A LOT. It was a fun episode and someone disappears at the end. Stop setting your expectations for anything other than drunken tomfoolery and enjoy the fucking episode. The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6070 guides our shenanigans whil...
Apr 13, 2016•1 hr 29 min
There is a house in Cloud City, They call the Yellow Cob, They think they're not that kind of cult, Soon they'll learn otherwise. You know in Mario, that underground theme? It's such a good theme. It goes along well with the atmosphere below, this type of unknown that on occasion pauses to let you hear past the drops of water to hear the void breathing, the wind sweeping through the caves. It's interesting. Being so far underground, I wonder if our heroes can hear what unknown plans our DM Forre...
Apr 07, 2016•1 hr 46 min
We fight a group of cultists who worship some bullshit god. We meet up with an old friend, and we find out what John's Harry Potter house is. Also, we discuss the mechanics of casting while falling. Really. That's a thing that happened. @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3. Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review on itunes, and check out patreon.com/direweasels (and that Oxford comma we just dropped like hot lava).
Mar 30, 2016•1 hr 41 min
Grimgar, Madison and Mike travel down a weird little door into our DM's weird little world to discover the truth about a weird little cult. Join us as we, again, destroy Forrest's expectations on how a game should go. Your @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3.
Mar 17, 2016•1 hr 48 min
The Nintendo 64 was a great system. It had a few problems, sure, but for the most part it was a pretty solid console. The naming convention of the games also was great, Wave Race 64, Super Mario 64, Star Fox 64 and so much more. Also gave me a real hard on because the whole significance of the number 64 in relation to computer science. Even that expansion pack looked sex, with that red top, felt good to upgrade. Don't get me started on Majora's Mask or Perfect Dark. Oh, dark... Yeah... Things go...
Mar 09, 2016•1 hr 41 min
So... yeah. It got dark again this episode. Your wonderful, kind, loving dungeon master, @walk6070, tried to do some world building last episode, and he should have known that his crazy cast, @arcanevice, @codedude3, and @absurdistkobold, would teach him a lesson for trying to do some quality D&D. Anyway, they make a certain man regret his choice in pocket squares and make another man regret his choice in groups to DM for. Like I said, it gets a bit violent this time, so you've been warned. ...
Mar 02, 2016•1 hr 15 min
Its praise day in cloud city. Our adventurers decide to attend, get away somehow with killing a robo cop and meet a man with an interesting pocket square. Also what's up with Grimgar? @DireWeasels are DM @walk6070, Mike @arcanevice, Madison @absurdistkobold, and Grimgar @codedude3 . Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Feel free to visit us at ww...
Feb 24, 2016•1 hr 50 min
Forrest had his 21st birthday right before we recorded this episode, so Mollie escaped tax hell and we played a game. Cody and Mollie bring the energy, Ivana does all of the work, Forrest runs the game, and I bring the lethargy (sorry about that). The timing gets fucked for a little bit around 70 minutes. We play a game and we talk about trains. @DireWeasels are@walk6070, @arcanevice, @absurdistkobold, @codedude3, @chalupabatman27, and @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweas...
Feb 17, 2016•2 hr 12 min
All of your kind, loving DM's carefully laid plans go to hell almost immediately when the adventurers decide to get a room for the night. Grimgar decides to do some 'extracurricular adventuring' and it just goes downhill from there. Join us for the carnage! Your @Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3. Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/direweasels!
Feb 10, 2016•1 hr 48 min
Everyone loves a sweet text adventure! Well, maybe not everyone, but most people... right? Fine, how about amusement parks? REALLY? You're not even amused by the prospect of wild rides and sweet snack truck food? Playing hard ball eh? What if there was 100 bucks in it for ya, huh kid? Maybe even more... Join John and Forrest as they traverse TRACTION PARK, a thrilling amusement park, with a little more insanity and humor than most parks. Your @DireWeasels are Forrest @walk6070, Ivana @arcanevice...
Feb 04, 2016•2 hr 24 min
In this episode our adventurers continue to try and figure out the meaning behind the green and gray robes and quickly find themselves involved in an urban chase. The end result is about what you would expect, yet the party is surprisingly able to acquire and decipher some new clues! I put the song at the end in just for John. @DireWeasels are DM @walk6070, Mike @arcanevice, Madison @absurdistkobold, Grimgar @codedude3, Editor @chalupabatman27, and Sorely missed favorite @eskimomo9! Check out ou...
Jan 20, 2016•2 hr 2 min
Some people are gone, and a new person arrives. Surprisingly little happens, unless you like squirrel magic and tangents. It turns out that I used the title, Nominally an Episode too soon. That being said, it is an entertaining listen. Also, it turns out that the title caps at 200 characters. I feel like that's new. @DireWeasels are@walk6070, @arcanevice, @absurdistkobold, @codedude3, @chalupabatman27, and @eskimomo9! Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review u...
Jan 13, 2016•1 hr 46 min
The Weasels continue trying to figure out what the hell is up with the damn Robit... I mean those friendly Robits.. We love you Robits. Things happen. Crumbs are thrown and Ways are parted. They still have no idea what they're doing both in and out of game. ENJOY! (Ivana did not procrastinate nor fall asleep multiple times while editing this episode...) The @DireWeasels are your DM, @walk6070, Mike Bagaducci, @arcanevice, Madison Fairfax, @absurdistkobold, Norville Glimmerbottom (Human Wizard), ...
Jan 06, 2016•2 hr 1 min
While the gang deals with the fallout of Madison jumping through the window back into his recently burnt, currently robot-infested home, Norville decides it's a good opportunity for some unorthodox home remodelling. What sort of shenanigans have they gotten themselves into this time? (Forrest makes his triumphant return to editing with this episode, having used it as an excuse to hide from his family over the holidays.) The @DireWeasels are your DM, @walk6070, Mike Bagaducci, @arcanevice, Madiso...
Dec 28, 2015•1 hr 37 min
Happy Holiday(s) of choice, ladies and gents! The Ghostbusters rpg got a little out of hand and we ended up with some tasty bloopers. Thanks to @maybehiroshi for running the game and editing the epic result.@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, and @eskimomo9Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. We have some...
Dec 25, 2015•53 min
The gang (minus Forrest who was trying to better his life through passing his finals like a chump) get together and play the Ghostbusters rpg with special starguest/DM/guest editor Hiro (@maybehiroshi) with the participants displaying varying degrees of knowledge with the intellectual property involved. 47 hours of audio were trimmed into the tight 2 hours (or so) we ended up with here, thanks to his expert scalpel. Anyway, things happen, though I am about to give it the first listen (and it has...
Dec 22, 2015•1 hr 57 min
The gang reads a fairly large number of emails. Later they resume picking up the pieces after the events of the last episode (with all of that robot assed nonsense). Investigation checks get a new name and things ramp up at the end. Hopefully everyone enjoys the happenings. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, and @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). ...
Dec 14, 2015•2 hr 15 min
Things get a little dark and edgy in this, the second part of the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @walk6070, @chalupabatman27(not appearing in this episode), Herman Marshall @arcanevice, and Sarah Marshall @eskimomo9. Special guest star Jack Softsalot (Gwynn) @Cannoncanons Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars...
Dec 12, 2015•1 hr 40 min
Lets keep it simple, this week the weasels play the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @walk6070, @chalupabatman27(not appearing in this episode), Herman Marshall @arcanevice, and Sarah Marshall @eskimomo9. Special guest star Jack Softsalot (Gwynn) @Cannoncanons Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us di...
Dec 08, 2015•1 hr 44 min
Whilst missing our Arboreal Weasel, the remaining four talk for a solid half hour before venturing into a new RPG of the Space variety. An emotionless android, a hotshot pilot and Madison...I mean a sexy soldier...venture off into the star studded abyss and accomplish nothing. Take a deep breath, close your eyes and let our dulcet tones caress your eardrums once more.***Disclaimer: Don't close your eyes while driving. Also, stop reading this while driving and on your way home pick us up a bottle...
Nov 30, 2015•1 hr 51 min
We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did things get set on fire? Who could say, really? @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels . Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels.
Nov 24, 2015•1 hr 52 min
In this weeks episode we pay homage to one of the weasels' favorite podcast the Top 5 of Death (Check them out at www.Top5ofDeath.com) by giving our own top 4 list of Bad Movies. If you would like to vote on who's list you agree with the most, participate on our twitter poll www.twiter.com/direweasels or email us at direweasels@gmail.com . @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at www.patr...
Nov 16, 2015•1 hr 40 min
If you think the podcast has been a little lacking in silly moments lately, buckle up, because the pendulum has violently moved back in the other direction. We played just enough d&d to say that we played d&d. Tangents and bloopers are the name of the game this week. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels. We are pretty excited now that we are starting to see the stuff we are producing for ...
Nov 09, 2015•1 hr 39 min
This week is a very special Halloween episode, the Weasels play the Toil and Trouble Fiasco playset. Also, some spooky stories! @direweasels are: Nickstella Slinkhard @absurdistkobold, Professor McGilicuddy @chalupabatman27, Nickbella Slinkhard @arcanevice, and Supreme Overseer @eskimomo9 Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks fo...
Nov 04, 2015•2 hr 53 min
Listen in as the Weasels continue to attempt an escape from Witch Mount...wait...I mean prison. They're escaping prison. Will there be a riot? Will broom girl turn that thing into a weapon and make Madison her prison wife? Is Gerbo as useless as ever? (Spoiler alert: YES) You won't know until you listen, so get on that sh*t. Your @direweasels are: Madison Bumgarner @absurdistkobold, Neville Longbottom @chalupabatman27, Mike Wazoski @arcanevice, Cruella Deville @eskimomo9, and your DM / flase god...
Oct 26, 2015•1 hr 28 min
Do the weasels have the intelligence, skill, and luck to break out of the prison they seemed to have gotten themselves landed in? (Probably Not). Find out on this exciting episode! Also some nonsense. @direweasels are: Madison Bumgarner @absurdistkobold, Neville Longbottom @chalupabatman27, Mike Wazoski @arcanevice, Cruella Deville @eskimomo9, and your DM / flase god @Walk6070 Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes...
Oct 19, 2015•1 hr 56 min
Matt, John, and Ivana get together and try out Chez Geek. John spends a lot of time talking mad shit about the band Train. That's pretty much it. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us in the district of the internet otherwise known as itunes. Thanks for listening ladies and gents.
Oct 12, 2015•2 hr
