Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest...
Sep 28, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 210
Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest,...
Jul 18, 2020•2 hr 14 min
Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us...
Jul 01, 2020•1 hr 30 min
Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some ...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 19 min
I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some prote...
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 54 min
Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sigh...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 50 min
It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching o...
Nov 01, 2019•1 hr 49 min
Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit Ivana. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is ...
Oct 16, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronc...
Oct 03, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too! Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' lo...
Sep 26, 2019•2 hr 4 min
Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment...
Sep 11, 2019•1 hr 44 min
Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew? Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hun...
Sep 05, 2019•1 hr 42 min
Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass. Not much else gets done. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest...
Aug 28, 2019•1 hr 42 min
Hello, Hello, hello! We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen to this episode. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @w...
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mostly them just shooting the shit which is rather quite fun! They go to a bar, then out of the bar, and follow a map that's tough to read I think? Rou-rouo raggy! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly t...
Jul 24, 2019•1 hr 54 min
Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with dis...
Jul 10, 2019•1 hr 33 min
JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY! The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget...
Jun 27, 2019•1 hr 1 min
Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a basement and get a new god so get off Ivana's ass! Unless that's cool? Idk. Have fun. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdis...
Jun 05, 2019•1 hr 12 min
AHOY THERE! Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? The episode isn't half bad y'all, check it out! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disapp...
May 31, 2019•1 hr 40 min
Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don...
May 16, 2019•2 hr
THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE! It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run. Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely a world building episode and John's character hasn't died yet. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above w...
May 09, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Hello and welcome back! Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to releasing some good good new content for y'all, thanks for sticking it out with us.
May 01, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with no script, so I just said things as they occurred to me. Thanks for sticking with us.
Feb 11, 2019•5 min
New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doing forest stuff apparently? And I don't mean "Forrest", he's cool. Anyway, the crew hangs around Creslia, a town with nothing wrong with it, I think? Again, DM here, I don't know anything. Promise. I would say some things come to a crescendo? Or like that part of a roller coaster that goes up. Fun. Eve...
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there is no more of that. Hopefully... With "hammer" in hand, a once mentor dead, and two... THREE strange companions, the crew goes off to their next destination. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets d...
Jan 16, 2019•1 hr 27 min
The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously! There's some awesome info here! Like look at all that below! Anyway, it's time for the final battle. After this, Forrest comes back and we continue on with our main campaign, but until then... just like Halo 3, it's time to FINISH THE FIGHT! Well, it hasn't even sta...
Jan 09, 2019•55 min
The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party find their way out? What awaits them further down in this murder dungeon? How many more ridiculous antics can their be? And... a Puzzle? (Oh god, I hope the puzzle is entertaining at least.)The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! Cody, or @co...
Dec 19, 2018•44 min
This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HAPPY FUN MURDER TIME! Also, looks like there is a change in the cast... silly DMCA'sThe Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she'...
Dec 12, 2018•55 min
I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If you listen to some of Cody's other shows, you may catch a small goof in here. Tweet at us if you see it! Anyway...The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth S...
Nov 28, 2018•44 min
Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon"! It sounds like a great time and we can't wait to have Super, and have that Happy, and definitely some FUN, and last but not ...
Nov 21, 2018•56 min
