Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our ...
Nov 07, 2018•3 min
Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff! Anyway, things get intense this episode, and word of warning, maybe a bit much for those with children... No seriously. Anywa...
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 29 min
Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Something about a crown everyone wants to steal, and Stu has forsaken the Lord Reginald Fuzzykins. Well, let's see how this all turns out. Also, people, wome...
Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat, without the wrinkles. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podca...
Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 41 min
Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And it seems like there's a reason why... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(whil...
Sep 26, 2018•1 hr 34 min
Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once Jyna Junction. They were forewarned about this changed and the subsequent mysteries by a small child. Will the gang just go past? What's with this mysterious village? How many times can the writer of this description type mysterious before spelling it wrong? Find out! Now. ...
Sep 19, 2018•1 hr 34 min
Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys....
Sep 05, 2018•1 hr 20 min
This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is in this town of fairy tales. Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Why iis there so much innuendo? Find out where we begin! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @Mo...
Aug 22, 2018•51 min
Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is our second time going through this, or rather our "Part TWO" or "Part DUuu" of this when we actually read the rules but give little to no shits about it...
Aug 15, 2018•49 min
Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silent...
Aug 08, 2018•1 hr 18 min
Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don't. Also, we basically missed all of July. We're sorry... so very sorry. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Iva...
Aug 01, 2018•1 hr 1 min
Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have found a suspicious bear. It was collecting hats. Hats may have been an influence from other things. My stomach hurts and I hope you enjoy this episode. Things happen. Mostly a fight, but also some important stuff. I like Roll20 fights now, they go by SO much f...
Jun 27, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I don't know what anymore. Maybe there's too much ChooChoo going on. Bah. BLAH. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every d...
Jun 20, 2018•1 hr 29 min
Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like Scoob and the gang are the only ones up to solve this mystery! Maybe? What will this cost them though? How strong ARE these railroad tracks? Guess we'll have to find out! ALSO WHO IS STEPH PLAYING?! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets dr...
Jun 13, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors and mystery. MYSTERY! Fine, maybe some of these things are mysterious and not so much... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regre...
Jun 06, 2018•1 hr 7 min
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being! Last time, we went into town searching for the witch hunter. We think we've caught on some clues. The Baron is bad, the Witch is dead... looks like things have to get ugly and we have to kill this kids dad! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty ...
May 30, 2018•1 hr 2 min
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being! Last time, we figured out a direction to go, and headed into town... Yeah, that's all we did. Listen, we're the Dire Weasels, we do a bunch of dumb discussions okay? Deal. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into bat...
May 23, 2018•54 min
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcas...
May 16, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing??? Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, sile...
May 09, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens, or at least if it does the DM has a plan for it. Can't be too bad with our guests... right? Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. M...
May 02, 2018•1 hr 6 min
We start our journey through the void! Err, maybe not that extravegant, it's just the underdark. It's always been the underdark, right? Wonder if there's anything different. Well, the crew is planning on leaving out of Manzanilla, leaving it with democracy. They bring along the princess, or ex princess, and maybe a guide... Wonder what they will meet. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @Absu...
Apr 25, 2018•1 hr 10 min
The gang starts a fight, sort of. Okay they don't start it, but they finish it. F%$k, #spoilers. Ugh, this description is terrible. Okay, they fight the Ballot people, because they are bad... I think. Who knows? In this crazy world who knows anything. I'll tell you what, I know who knows everything... Roll20. Wait, no, this isn't an ad, it's just something to combat the ADD of the crew. I think it works? We don't fight, don't look at the title name. NO DONT DO.... you did it didn't you? Fine. Ug...
Apr 18, 2018•1 hr 22 min
The scene opens. A single spotlight on stage revealing a man with both of his hands covering his face, head sagged down, and his elbows on his knees. He weeps softly at first, then the sobs become more intense. The woeful mourning sobs echo throughout the theater. Then the sobs turn to laughter, hysterical laughter that bounces through the halls and out the abandoned facilities doors. He stands, screaming "What have I done!" into the stale air. He then sits. I am this man. And this, is some weir...
Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 22 min
I can't tell a lie. Well I can, but I have to tell you this is a pretty laid back episode. Mostly shopping, lot's of joke. Lot's of references. Some other things as well, some weird plot choo choo'ing. Oh wait... there was that one thing. Hunters of the Craven Grave right? There's other things too, I think I'm missing, but someone doesn't... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobol...
Apr 04, 2018•1 hr 37 min
Start of the Second Leg, I don't think that we have seasons technically, but all in all, this would be considered "season 2" of Cody's (my) DMing? After what happened last time, you'd think there'd be something dramatic, but unfortuanately no? Crystal Light seems to be a god now, wonder how that will go. Eveynne realizes her lack of god may be detrimental to her. Gods have way too much power, (probably the DM's fault?). Are things mysterious enough yet, or just confusing? I'm not sure, just hope...
Mar 28, 2018•1 hr 21 min
Let's see, so we're done with the boat, done with "hell", now we're in this new place, and there's a church, and that drow lady, Walkeen Feenix is back (Don't check my spelling). Why are people falling out of cloaks? What does this little girl god want? Where's the party? What the heck is going on? And why is Crystal Light's face peeling off??? This episode is a bit different, and feels a bit rushed, but hopefully you enjoy it!Also... look for something new coming very soon!!!! Cody, or @codedud...
Mar 14, 2018•1 hr 34 min
Wait, we're done with the boat? But it was just getting to the best part! Well, looks like everyone died, kind of, sort of. They're apparently in "hell", but like what's that but some strange notion from a religon that has obviously over stepped it's bounds in modern society and now pervades a majority of our lives and... Okay, maybe too WOKE.What's going on? Why is the group dead? What kind of TPK was that CODY? WTF?! Guess we'll just have to be assholes and see... oh and the group leveled... I...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 38 min
Can you believe it? We are still on the boat. Well, not for long... wait spoilers. This episode, someone is still evil, someone still has a dumb name they can't say, someone tries to use math for the first time in a D&D game, and the first time a DM truly railroads. Maybe. Well since it's on a boat, maybe it's "wakes" the players? OH SHIT, we gonna be so WOKE. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobol...
Feb 28, 2018•1 hr 47 min
Mollie is back in the GM saddle again! This time with more Maze Rats! Still havn't listened to the episode, but I know there's a lot of poop stuff? And lots of tangents, but that's just... us. Probably noticed I barely listened to the episode due to the title. I know they made up better titles for it during the episode but meh? We'll get back into it soon again Mustildae! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @Absurd...
Feb 15, 2018•44 min
After out little creation episode, we continue on with the first session of Maze Rats run by Mollie! And by we, I mean them, because Cody's not there and I speak/type in the third person. I'm... not sure what Maze Rats is, but since Mollie is running it, it's going to be a good time, and I'm pretty sure Ivana's drinking so that'll be interesting. John's there to moan a bemoan, and Forrest is there to actually care about things and drop random facts for you! What more could you want? No seriously...
Feb 10, 2018•44 min
