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Digressions.

Welcome to the One-man show with a single mission in life; Expose everything that moves. Going incognito is not by choice, but necessity to a paycheck, so until you and I make it to the top of the charts, sit back, have a laugh, and tell your friends some dude on the internet is talking mad 💩 dressed like a Temu gopnik Make sure to follow me on IG @JonnyGbaby xoxo
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Episodes

# 41 - Super Bowl, Poli Sci and Chiens

As much as I hate to admit it, I think the Tompa Bay Buccs are going to win the chip. In this episode, I discuss my Super bowl predictions, my ambassador phase, "avoir du chien dans l'nez", and so much more non-sense. Hope you're having a great weekend. Stay safe ~xxxooo

Feb 07, 202133 minSeason 1Ep. 41

BDAY SPECIAL

Script is out, papers are burned and this episode has more twist and turns than I can count. TBH, my twenties are approaching to an end, and this episode takes a little detour through some experiences and views my aging ass can reflect on. Also btw if you know of someone getting out of their lease July 1st lmk ~xxxooo

Jan 27, 202138 min

# 40 - Old Senile White Men

So, I absolutely HATE talking about politics, but the unfortunate reality is that daddy Trump just got drop-kicked in the back of the dick and Big Joe got the keys to the palace with his main girl Kamala. Institutional politics are back, and I go OFF on everyone involved. Also, hope you're doing ok as I go on a bit of a softer tangent, you know, baby, it's cold outside. I LOVE YOU ~xxx~

Jan 23, 202136 minSeason 1Ep. 40

# 39 - Curfew, TikToks and Nurses

Welcome to 2021 ladies and gents; Where nothing has changed and where you MUST order your munchies past 8pm. First episode of the new year where I EMPTY THE BAG on my thoughts regarding the curent government, as well as the complete neglect of our healthcare system and its workers. Hope your year is off to a flying start and that you enjoy this latest <3 ~xxoo ~

Jan 14, 202136 minSeason 1Ep. 39

[SPORTS] - Pigskins, Bono and The Bleu-Blanc-Rouge

Ravens are winning the big bowl, McLaren will get a 1-2 next season with Danny Ric and Lando, Habs are winning the damn cup, don't @ me on any of these claims, I have been talking to a crystal ball fortune teller on Twitch. Top D up in here. Enjoy my rambling and proper high level IQ discourse. Love ya ~ xoxoxo

Dec 31, 20201 hr 19 min

# 38 - XMAS SPECIAL

Merry Christmas you beautiful animals, this episode is a bit longer than usual, got some catching up to do, as well as some great xmas stories to share with y'all. Also, not to go through this season sounding like a dense cabbage, I did a TOP 10 things I'm thankful for this year. DESPITE EVERYTHING. Stay safe out there and don't snitch to Queen V ! ~ xoxox

Dec 25, 202052 minSeason 1Ep. 38

# 37 - Horny Opticians, Gravy and Fatso

This episode, well, I get heated. Can someone tell me how they go through their day without wanting to dropkick every person for no reason? Is it just me? Ngl, this title is clickbait-y as hell. But nonetheless, I love u ~xoxo

Dec 11, 202039 minSeason 1Ep. 37

ÉPISODE FRANCO #3

Je t'aime, Tu t'aime, Ils/elles/ont/ze/se/po/pan/ aiment. L'AFFAIRE N'EST PAS KETCHUP AVEC HEINZ ES-TI. Le gouvernement nous prends tous pour des ribambelles et des 2 de pics. Suis rendu tout mou comme un Jello et mes cuises frottent quand j'essaye de marcher trop vite. Vraiment le calvaire 2020.

Dec 08, 202039 min

# 36.5 - Theives, Plateau and Puppies

To quote one of the greatest artists of all-time, Mr Jackson, A.K.A. 50 cent: "Tossed and turned in my sleep that night" If you know the rest of the lyrics, you know what happened. Love y'all ~xxxooooo

Nov 24, 202030 min

# 36 - Virgin, Loneliness and Witches

Back after a tiny week, episode loaded with a bunch of content because we gotta catch up bbg. Enjoy EP 36, I sure had a blast recording it ~xoxxx I LOVE U

Nov 19, 202038 minSeason 1Ep. 36

# 35 - Biden, House Markets & E-Comm

Arithmetic is usually something I'm good at, but for whatever reason I thought episode 34 came before the 35. In this indulgence of high IQ and morality, I ramble on about our boy Joe's victory, the wave pool that is our real-estate market here in Montreal, as well as talk shit about a bunch of other things. You know how we do. I love you stay safe out there ~xoxxx

Nov 07, 202033 minSeason 1Ep. 35

ELECTION DAY SPECIAL

Ladies and gents, BIG POLI-SCI DAY TODAY. Make sure to message your local pseudo-expert in politics and tell him that unfortunately, or fortunately, DADDY TRUMP VS GRAND-PA BIDEN IS HAPPENING TONIGHT! Make sure to tune-in and watch as we see whether or not we will have front row seats to another civil war. Stay safe, je t'aime, and God bless america. ~ xoxoxoxoxo

Nov 03, 202050 min

Chalet Cameron Volume II

C'EST DES JOKES OK. Entre boys, dans un chalet, en zone orange, il y en a bien des conneries qui ce passent. Dans cet épisode unique, les boys et moi on explore l'amour, les sentiments, la cruze et plusieurs autres sujets connexes. Évidement, ne prendre rien au sérieux, on était tous un peu pockés de la veille. Je vous aime ~xo

Oct 29, 20201 hr 2 min

# 33 - N-word uOttawa, Amazon, and LinkedIn

I am not even sure if I can say that this episode is inflammatory, but I have a feeling someone will find a reason to get offended and will call me names :(. Also, LINKEDIN IS A CRINGEFEST AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. But again, as always, in case nobody said it to you today already; ilu. ~xoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

Oct 21, 202036 minSeason 1Ep. 33

# 32 - Frankie L, Tinfoil and Palindromes

Happy Friday y'all here's episode 32, of digressions, you know, big brain operations, 24/7, 365. I would love to wish you all a fun weekend ahead, but christ is it ever the worst when we can't even go out for an overpriced pint of beer. Definitely miss hanging out with you guys, and this 2nd confinement BS really got my hamster wheel turning. Enjoy the ep I LOVE YOU ~xo

Oct 16, 202036 minSeason 1Ep. 32

# 31 - Hiatus, Uniforms and Loneliness

WE'RE BACK ON TRACK BBG <3 I LOVE YOU. Fr though super happy to be producing again. Missed talking shit and boy oh boy do I have an update on my pre-existing condition called FedEx. Hope you enjoy the episode and as always, stay safe out there y'all ~ xox

Oct 09, 202042 minSeason 1Ep. 31

# 30 - Courriers, jerking and part-timers

There's a sweet spot in this episode where I say I need to be careful about certain things that i'm about to spew out, clearly say that I don't want to rant, but then proceed to EMPTY THE FUCKING BAG boys and girls. I didn't spill as much tea as they did back at that famous party in Boston, but that was a great prelude to what's yet to come. Hope you enjoy it ~xo

Sep 02, 202034 minSeason 1Ep. 30

# 29 - RAMQ, Sport Elites and Glitches

I think I've reached an important conclusion in my life, and that is that I have small brain syndrome. I didn't want to go too deep on the issue since I feel everyone around seems to be supporting it, but with things like selling your private medical info to companies, as well as the ongoing strikes in sports leagues, I couldn't help but through in my 2 cents. This simulation we're in man, fucking blows rn. Love you though ~ xo

Aug 28, 202033 minSeason 1Ep. 29

# 28 - Champagne, Hustle and Exodus

Champagne 28 baby WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE :d. This episode brings a bit of introspection into the life of JA, but mostly, I share a few stories from my youth and my honest feelings on a necessary exodus during the pandemic. Y'all know how it is. <big brains only> Hope you enjoy it! ~xox

Aug 26, 202038 minSeason 1Ep. 28

# 27 - Banquise, Discourse and Views

NGL, this episode took quite a turn at the halfway mark. Anyone got tips for a night owl converting into an early bird? My mind gets to digress in overtime this time of year but you know what, it be like that sometimes. Hope you enjoy it! ~xox

Aug 20, 202036 minSeason 1Ep. 27

# 26 - Gaspé, $70 and Fatties

Had a lot of fun with this episode, got me wondering for how long I can blame old age for a bunch of things, but wanting to get up early and having 3 day hangovers is definitely atop of the list. GASPÉ TOURISTS PICK UP YOUR TRASH PEOPLE ARE UPSET THERE :( Have a fun weekend y'all stay safe ~xo

Aug 14, 202041 minSeason 1Ep. 26

# 25 - Vlad, Leafs and Early Starts

Short episode today y'all had a rough few days being an old hungover man. I thought it was all bs that hangovers got worse with time but holy shit, that one was violent. Story inside the episode ~xo

Aug 12, 202020 minSeason 1Ep. 25

# 24 - Red Flags, Retainers and Ice Cubes

Like in Formula 1 and pretty much every motor-racing sport, when you see a red flag, YOU SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. For real though happy Friday everyone, sit back, chuckle here and there and get HYPED for the weekend. Weather is getting chillier at night so make sure to stay nice and warm on a terrace. Love ya stay safe ~xo

Aug 07, 202034 minSeason 1Ep. 24

# 23 - Comms, Finances and Stanley

I've started looking back into my old university and CEGEP notes to try and figure out how much postmodernism has started to wreck our society, and boy oh boy is it starting to get ugly. COMMS PEOPLE. COMMS. We all gotta learn how to properly communicate with one another or we'll fall in extreme civil divides that could lead to uglier things. Jvous aime. Enjoy episode 23 ~xox

Aug 05, 202035 minSeason 1Ep. 23

# 22 - GAFA, Molson Family and Privacy

It's Friday my dudes. 'bout to go get some seltzers and start this thing off properly with a few and I wish you the same <3. Check out my latest, I ramble on about the big boys at GAFA controlling all our data and making billions off our backs, as well as the Geoff Molson ruining Les Canadiens for all of us. Have a great weekend y'all stay safe ~xo

Jul 31, 202030 minSeason 1Ep. 22

# 21 - Habs, Dopamine and Junk

This episode is a bit different than usual, I finally used my brain for something else than making pork chops and potatoes. Not that there's nothing wrong with some traditional food, but JA boi goes into his personal love affair with everything DOPEamine related. Longer than usual, but hopefully better? Love y'all ~xo

Jul 30, 202046 minSeason 1Ep. 21

# 20 - Kraken, Scales and Communication

Seattle has officially released the Kraken. JA boi released it a few years ago and I am here today to share that story with y'all. I also give a sweet update on my more than sub-par performance on dating apps. Digressions episode 20 BAYBEEE hope you like it ~xo

Jul 25, 202041 minSeason 1Ep. 20

# 19 - Kanye, Scooters and Pedo Island

My digressing ass thought I reached episode 20 of Digressings but am at 19 so APOLOGIES FOR THE FAKE NEWS at the beginning of the episode. I cover our homie YE, my new living life burning the streets around the plateau, and the absolutely fucked documentary of Epstein and his pedo island. Love y'all ~xo

Jul 22, 202039 minSeason 1Ep. 19

MONTREAL RANT BILINGUE #1

Uncensored, unfiltered, raw, on sort les émotions du sac pour cet épisode bilinguiste de Diggressions. I go off on what the city has been morphing into, old man yelling at the clouds, but I'M TRIGGERED OKAY!. Jk but fr si tu parle pas les deux langues officielles tu vas vrm pas feel. Jtm ~xo

Jul 18, 202037 min

# 18 - PPE, Tuition and Flavors

The English language lets us pick between "colour" and "color" depending on your geographoic location, but god forbid you try "flavours" over "flavors" to make a point without being harassed by that oppressive red line underline. RANTS TODAY LADIES AND GENTS. RANTS. Love y'all thanks for stopping by ~xox

Jul 15, 202027 minSeason 1Ep. 18
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