The New England Patriots suck, Tom Brady is done, Gronk will quit halfway through, Mahomes is everyone's daddy, Lamar Jackson is the GOAT, D-Hop 2020, We DeM bOyS STINK, Big Ben to jail, blue gatorade still the king of drinks, AR12 for MVP, punt on first down, DONT @ ME
Of course a brand new day in the life of Jonnessey is bond to have a few L's, but holy christ has the last few days been WILD. Love y'all, stay hydrated, and leave baby daddy's behind. ~ xo
This episode has been influenced by everything low-cal the world has to offer, and the ever ending quest to drop those fluffy pounds. Beer has been the poison that has fueled our nights out and our campings for centuries, but now, I firmly believe it is time for the full-scale seltzer revolution. Hope you enjoy the episode ~xo
HAPPY CANADEH DEH TO ALL YOU MAPLE SYRUP GUZZLING, BEAVER HUNTING, TIMMIES CHUGGING, APOLOGIZING PEOPLE. Happy Wednesday to all my quebecers. Hope you enjoy this episode and all future ones because Digressions is BACK BABYYYY. love y'all ~ xoxo Sorry
Premier épisode Franco de la saison 1 de Diggressions, bienvenue, je t'aime. Petit épisode pas trop long, juste dire allo et parler de notre fête nationale <3
Yo I straight-up almost blew-up my entire PC while recording this episode. Show this puppy some love because god knows when and if I'll be able to record again. Love you. ~ xox
Part 1 of my fueled anger towards globalization and centralization of power. TIN FOIL HATS THEORIES ARE REAL PEOPLE I SWEAR! :( Hope y'all enjoy my take on a few things in regards to international stakes and moves. As always, didn't really shy back on certain things. Have a great weekend y'all stay safe <3
Sometimes you just sit down, get ready to do your thing, and once you start, everything goes so incredibly wrong that you just gotta send it. Rarely have I digressed so hard during an episode, and I blame my ADD baybeee. Love y'all see ya Friday x0x
This episode goes around on what has transpired following the murder of George Floyd, and the reaction we all have been going through since the events. My conclusion is simple, #NoLivesMatter, we're a primitive species and the human race sucks. I dropped a ton of f-bombs in this one I got carried away my bad.
I've been pushing myself to go back to a thing I liked to do which is reading informative things. Don't get me wrong, I suck at it, but learning about different ecological messes we're in definitely hits the spot. Enjoy a more serious than normal episode! Don't know how I pulled that one off. CHEERS TO THE WEEKEND BAYBEEE
Man oh man. Has this been the sweetest weekend of the year of WHAT. This episode focuses on everything on me falling in love 30 times over the last 72 hours, and good old side-to-side digressing. Hope you enjoy!
Y'all, I think our simulation is trying to brainwash us into certain things. Seriously. I'M IN A RANTING MOOD OK BUT STILL LOVE Y'ALL <3
I'm going to keep you all guessing as to whether or not what I do is scripted. Welcome to episode 7, where I touch on topics only suitable for mature audiences and our homie 6ix 9ine. Is he over 18?
Hope y'all had a great week. IT'S FRIDAY Y'ALL GO OUTSIDE jk its snowing. I ended up rambling about something and lost track at some point. Also, Make your mom a macaroni card, she'll love it.
I thought it would be a brilliant idea to record on 3 different devices after a bit of liquor pis juste tout claquer ensemble. Disons que stai pas le meilleur move. Enjoy episode one of the bilingual podcast, feat. Aymeric et Arnaud cOnVeNtUm.
This week has been complete proof we live in some ever ending matrix, some alien divided by 0 and we're all safe thanks to Super JT. Oh, and I try to make things right with the Capital, but I made it worse. love y'all have a great weekend ~ xo
Est-ce que suis le seul qui doit physiquement se retenir pour commander du take-out? La ptite voiture jaune remplie de quart-cuisses/quarts-poitrine me chatouille le portefeuille...Bienvenue à votre épisode franco :D j'ai déjà commencé à fouttre le feu un peu partout :)
Ever wondered what tf I was up too back when I was 18? Well, let me tell you, I sure as shit was not working on building a nucular reactor. Enjoy the episode ~ xox
Ya know, a lot of memes have been circulating about the different psychological stages of confinement like its some kind of grief cycle we're all going through, and can someone tell me when the fucking thing stops pls? Leave me a message https://anchor.fm/jonnessey/message
Intro episode to digressions ladies and gents, glad to have your here. I only re-recorded it 3 times because there were moments with complete disregard to any sort of professionalism, and I'd like to have a fighting chance here. DM me with any sorts of text. Seriously, send me a gif if you want to, I'll see what I can do. Cheers ~ xoxo
Longest episode to date, touching base on a few weird things and as always, ja, digressing all over the damn place <3
Mon micro à bien chier pour quelques minutes, pas si pire mais quand même gossant vers la 12ème minute. Lâchez-pas ça dure pas longtemps jtaime t belle.
Str8up sales now is like playing minesweeper on windows 99. Most of the time random clicks work, but I still got no clue what i'm doing.
Little glimpse into the life of a frat boy turned El Presidente. S/O to all my omegas.
