Ruby Phoenix Special: To Love A Samurai

OPEN YOUR HEART! Pierced by the blade of LOVE! After a scheduling issue stopped a group of gamers from playing one week, the cunning sorcerer Ritz said to the wise gamemaster Derry, "All else fails we do a dramatized reading of Hikari's terrible romance book." And so it was made; the gamemaster set off on an epic quest and wrote 2.5k words in the space of two days. A tale of cheesy romance, terrible similes and "buoyant breasts" that captured the heart of Hikari Tanazaki... and now, Lolosadagat and Xie Chuji. Listen carefully, adventurers, for a tale of two hearts and the blade of a katana between them. DATES get made. SWORDS get slashed. SECRETS get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can hips look like stars? What? What the hell does that mean? CONTENT WARNINGS: Second-hand embarrassment, being caught in sexual situations, allusions and references to sex, bad writing, bad women's anatomy, horny old men (Lolo), implied adultery --- Lost in Japan · Japanese Zen Shakuhachi :small_red_triangle_down: "Solas Composer - Timeless One" is is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ https://soundcloud.com/solas_composer Music promoted by BreakingCopyright :small_red_triangle: Music by: Makai Symphony Website: http://www.makai-symphony.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/xiexieP/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony Youtube:    / makai-symphony   ___________________________________________________________________________ Licensed under Creative Commons-ShareALike Attribution 3.0  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ :small_red_triangle_down: "Alex Productions - Lights" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY 3.0) license.     / @alexproductionsn...   Music promoted by BreakingCopyright:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaNaFtI11Q&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkKt8eo7u222EnUO4N7Q3raT :small_red_triangle: A Dream Within a Dream by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/) Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/301/a-dream-within-a-dream Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org Ready For War by EnviQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad2dxOM9DJw Sexy by Bensound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdt6NVPfpg Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices