The death of an old friend threatens to tear the Avant Guard apart, while the hunt for Garic the Great requires a journey into the unknown. Rolen Hawklight says his goodbyes. Theodora receives an overdue ultimatum. Veltari doesn't apologize. Zoey Legrand trades one misery for another. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkysha...
Jul 09, 2017•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 34
Garic the Great may wield the power of ice and time, but the Avant Guards have Wild Magic and dumb luck. Whoever wins, we also win. Rolen Hawklight gathers all the clues. Theodora wins the flirt contest. Veltari commits trespassing. Zoey Legrand gets what she wants, but can't enjoy it. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkysh...
Jul 02, 2017•1 hr 44 min
The team--and the Rocs--are on the trail of Garic the Great, but nothing can prepare them for the wizardly deeds ahead. Rolen Hawklight takes it on the chin. Theodora negotiates boundaries. Veltari deceives the friendless. Zoey Legrand risks it all. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jun 25, 2017•1 hr 37 min
A murderer is hiding in Ilium and only the Avant Guards have the skills (and wanton disregard for their own safety) required to bring the dastard to justice. Rolen Hawklight dads it up. Theodora starts a pancake revolution. Veltari nearly solves the case single-handedly. Zoey Legrand is a dragon now. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at ht...
Jun 18, 2017•1 hr 40 min
This episode has everything: romance, betrayal, and a twist ending. The only problem? TOO MANY PUNS. Rolen Hawklight helps the Warden with a difficult decision. Theodora answers anger with flirting. Veltari becomes seduction incarnate. Zoey Legrand takes a meeting with The Empress. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack....
Jun 11, 2017•1 hr 30 min
The mystery of the missing sheath may be solved, but the fallout has only just begun. Also, what if Sailor Moon was goth? Rolen Hawklight builds a bridge to new friendship. Theodora has a balanced breakfast. Veltari scours a spooky room for clues. Zoey Legrand is faced with INFINITE DECISIONS. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://th...
Jun 04, 2017•1 hr 21 min
The end of the second mission is dangerously near, but the Avant Guards will have to stop showing off their Spirit Animals long enough to close the deal. Rolen Hawklight lays down the lightning law. Theodora confronts both friends and a strange stalker. Veltari melts minds with metal. Zoey Legrand doesn't quit while she's ahead. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic...
May 28, 2017•1 hr 27 min
A tiefling on a mission arrives in Ilium just in time for all-out skeleton war. Then the party receives some spiritual assistance. Rolen Hawklight shows off his sick stats. Theodora completes a quest on her own terms. Veltari sticks to her orders... for now. Zoey Legrand receives a Wild Magic boon of epic proportions. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our f...
May 21, 2017•1 hr 27 min
It's time to shake down some suspects! The second mission is in full swing, but consequences are lurking for the choices made so far.... Bumbershoot von Victrola is backed into a corner. Rolen Hawklight leads the interrogations. Theodora tries to bribe a witness. Veltari receives her orders. Zoey Legrand stacks side effects sky high. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "...
May 14, 2017•1 hr 34 min
The Avant Guards begin the second mission of the campaign, but not before sending an SOS and getting a gross surprise. Bumbershoot von Victrola squishes a noggin. Rolen Hawklight becomes the world's greatest detective. Theodora burns the evidence. Zoey Legrand considers a soulful deal. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack...
May 07, 2017•1 hr 13 min
With one mission completed as a quartet, the Avant Guards take some time to kick back, relax, and plot behind each other's backs. Bumbershoot von Victrola FINALLY does Vampire Stuff™. Rolen Hawklight goes to the bar. Theodora cuts a deal for the future. Zoey Legrand investigates the town. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkysh...
Apr 30, 2017•1 hr 49 min
The Avant Guards finish their mission inside Hawthorne House, but then they have to explain their actions to The Warden. Bumbershoot von Victrola solves a boss fight. Rolen Hawklight embodies his faith. Theodora receives new orders. Zoey Legrand makes a mess. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Apr 23, 2017•1 hr 17 min
Half the party confronts a potentially dangerous doppelgänger, while the other half makes a decision that will change Ilium forever. Bumbershoot von Victrola starts a skeleton riot. Rolen Hawklight demonstrates several uses for a shield. Theodora confronts the target. Zoey Legrand makes an impulsive preemptive strike. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan ...
Apr 16, 2017•1 hr 16 min
The Hawthorne House mission continues with the first fight of the season and the enigma of the infinite staircase. Bumbershoot von Victrola makes like mist. Rolen Hawklight gets bloody. Theodora solves the first big mystery. Zoey Legrand won't stop making things worse. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Apr 09, 2017•1 hr 16 min
It's party time! The Avant Guards attend a shindig at a spooky mansion where things IMMEDIATELY go sideways. Bumbershoot von Victrola is disrespected at every turn. Rolen Hawklight endures a frilly fashion montage. Theodora gets gassy. Zoey Legrand unleashes the power of wild magic. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.bo...
Apr 02, 2017•1 hr 16 min
The Avant Guards have their first mission, but first they must test the new arrival to see if she's tough enough to hunt bounties. Bumbershoot von Victrola demonstrates his powers of persuasion. Rolen Hawklight projects an aura of holy helping. Theodora rolls the first crit of the season. Zoey Legrand learns the secret password. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Jo...
Mar 26, 2017•1 hr 13 min
Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 is Ilium. Chris Larios joins the show with a wild sorceress. Leon Thomas embodies his true self: an evil, dapper gentleman. Lauren Morgan returns with an amphibious warlock of questionable morality. Michael "Skitch" Schiciano takes charge with a gruff, genius paladin. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our ...
Mar 19, 2017•1 hr 18 min
Who was the audience's favorite character? What did the other items in the temple do? When did the players realize the whole campaign was an excuse for bad puns? All of these questions and more will be answered. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Mar 12, 2017•1 hr 38 min
What are you willing to sacrifice? Alias imagines a world after the flood. Drop accepts the universe and all its flaws. Lavinia does right by a fallen friend. Violet ends the campaign with a flourish. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Mar 05, 2017•1 hr 30 min
As the Airship Zavala falls from the Feywild skies, the crew has to choose who lives and who dies. Then they have to find Welch the Blue and reclaim Ehlonna's Bane. Alias decides the future of his family. Drop makes a critical fashion choice. Lavinia risks it all. Violet tries the worst idea. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boa...
Feb 26, 2017•1 hr 14 min
As the world slips below the waves, the crew steels itself to answer the call of the Feywild. Alias learns a tragic truth about their strategy. Drop ruminates on the laws of the universe. Lavinia breaks bad, bad news. Violet remembers a critical element of her backstory. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Feb 19, 2017•1 hr 15 min
The crew is split between a battle to the death in front of a hell portal and a touching scene about family and regret. TONAL WHIPLASH ABOUNDS. Alias gets creative with his spells. Drop reunites with his oldest friend. Lavinia closes a chapter of her love life. Violet leverages both brain and brawn against evil. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http...
Feb 12, 2017•1 hr 40 min
The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!! Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Feb 05, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first.... Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jan 29, 2017•1 hr 9 min
The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what? Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jan 22, 2017•1 hr 36 min
The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion? Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jan 15, 2017•1 hr 8 min
A rescue mission pushes the crew to their absolute limit, as the finale of the Cascades arc looms in the dark distance. Alias forms the B-Unit. Drop demands his clothes back. Lavinia endures internal struggles. Violet takes Mittens for a walk. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jan 08, 2017•1 hr 5 min
The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things! Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Jan 01, 2017•1 hr 15 min
A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride. Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Dec 25, 2016•1 hr 15 min
Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns. Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Dec 18, 2016•1 hr 14 min
