The wheel of fate is turning. Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world. Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei. Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows. Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
"Lethal or non-lethal?" Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party.... Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry. Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME. Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward. Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out." Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding. Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
This ends in blood. The question is: how much? Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in. Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack...
What is the least suspicious hat to put on a horse? Find out on Goo Watch 2k16. Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls. Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan co...
How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale.... Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results. Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry. Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion. Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan commun...
A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood. Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming. Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.b...
THE HEIST IS ON. Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/...
Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides. Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @re...
Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei. Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic...
It's time 2 go 2 fast 2 furious and Tokyo Drift some airships! Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic...
Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei. Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic...
What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered. Next week: a new adventure begins.
One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield. Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.
The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake. Highlights: Moose Stats, A Gentle Tap, IT'S HERE, Canon Fan Art, It's On!, Over The Top, Old Man Strength, and DM Enthusiasm.
It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work. Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.
