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I gambled during the audition. No, not during the audition, waving gamble by having poop in yours. I gambled and lost by farting and something coming out. Where were you? Um? I was sitting in my car waiting to go into an audition. I don't think I got the job, so I think I left. I put my grand panties off. No, I went home. You went home with the poop. What did you do with the panties? I threw them away? Yeah you have to. Yeah that was too much anyways.
So yeah, some of them are really cute. I really try to get that poop out. Wow. Okay, so there we go. You guys. It's so think about the kids that bread poop all over the walls when they're piste off. Has your daughter ever done that? No? Not yet. No, here's hoping. She did poop in the hot tub and I mean, there were two other girls thoughts too, So I was like, poop and I was like, Zoe, did you poop? Know? And then like what's that? And she's like it was so tiny. It's like, well, the tiny
is a little tiny negget of poop. I was cool, what's that? She's like, poopoop it wasn't and then yeah, and then again in the bethtub the next day. It's like she hadn't done it ever. In the hot tub. She did a couple of times to the bethtub and she's like one when you talk that your life is over, not your actual life, but the life before you had a kid is over. How much you lose friends? Oh my god, you lose friends and you gained friends. How's
that going? Have you lost any friends? Honestly, I haven't seen any of my close friends in five and a half months. Yeah, they haven't even come to visit, and I feel bad at this when they Here's the thing. I also haven't really invited them. It's just there's so many different movie parts of this point, and I wanted to make sure that I'm completely settled, Amy's happy, and then they can come and meet. I don't know, is
that six months too long? At this point, I feel like they may think, but see, this is against these are going to be great things to talk about, you know. Um, because I had like one friend when I had a brand new baby who came over twice a week, brought food even though I didn't need food, but just like did it because why not, and always wanted to see me because she knew I wasn't leaving the house because I was pumping and taking care of the baby and Russ was working and so I needed to be home
and we didn't have help. And you know, it's like that was for me. One of the biggest things that I realized are the friends that I lost and then I've gained some incredible friends, because it's very hard to maintain the friendships when they don't understand what you're going through and you cannot explain it. And had a producer tell me when Zoe was born, because like your friends will abandon you, They will leave you and just be like hello, hello, Hello, And for the most part that
was true for me my first year. Like they didn't abandon me, they just didn't know, like you said, they when your child is screaming at you in a way that is like so shocking you can't believe it. Every other parent of a childer knows exactly what you're talking about.
That happened to them, right, and you watch it and then you know they're just a little tiny For the longest time, when I didn't have a kid, if I saw that, if I saw a little child just screaming at the top of their lungs at their mother or father, I would think that's bad parenting because I wouldn't know any better. No, you just don't know, and you judged them. You you almost have to. Is it's kind of it's just you don't understand what somebody means when they say
your life will never be the same again. I mean he I think he was saying his life was over. But I didn't couldn't have understood that.