REUPLOAD- Episode153- PerpenDICKular Sex & Wild Kinks

get there with your motherfucker's today. Um, that's your girl, Mandy b a k A pet staying a k A full core punk ak A debt Beach. Can we say slow then? If we can't say the other? You know what? So we can say slow? But no, because I don't like being called fast, So beach, no, it's not was also a bad word. But I feel like there's moments when you're acting kind of when you say the science isn't real. So instead of saying you're asking a whole video going on wh trying to help you? Instead of

leaping it, you're not acting You're acting slow. Who am I sitting across? I don't even know who my name? What do you mean to blur it? Blur her goddamn mouth. You gotta blur my mouth. Yeah, the same way you saw that video with the white girl and they bleap racism. Can I just say for a moment here, you guys act like I'm a Caucasian woman saying nigga. Like we just decided that we were saying a healthy woman saying the R word. It's the same thing. Healthy. Literally said,

I don't understand y'all. Can we get off of this before they But I can't say, you know, it starts to the end with the tu I don't know what she's talking about. She said, fidget. You know that's the word. It's maggott. But I'm not saying, oh, you're saying with the f you're doing a lot. You're doing a whole lot right now. Do you want to start off? I'm just saying if she can say, I can't say. We are only the second month into she wants us to

be canceled. She wants us to be canceled. I want to know this is a teaching Google ever, no no, no no, no, no, no no, And you're not gonna Google now, you're not on a Mike Benson, why are you talking? You are not going to ruin our audio quality by just randomly there we go boom, See we're trying to up um. Was it? Like? If I say the R word to a person that isn't R word, can they say something back? That's why I don't say the R word around them?

You know? Can they say something back? Like? Can they speak back to you? If if a little person is right here and I start saying that word, he could talk back and starting oh that word, But I would say because I don't think that's crazy. You can't don't call somebody a midgets, but you can say the word. But no, because look, you can't. You can't say nigga, even if you're not calling someone a nigga. We don't

want white people to say nigga, even Ripe song. So you can't say here and say you could say midget without calling someone sorry. But like that's a good point there. They too don't weigh the same. Yes, they're disenfranchised people, but the two do not weigh the same. You know how I know because people can't even say nigga. They say the N word. He just said midget, But you want me to say the N word, and you just said it, and you don't say the effort, and we

can't let no one else say the effort. You bleep the effort if anyone said it on the show ever in our day in history. And so therefore, shut your goddamn mouth up, because my friends have called me a midget because you're not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, right, I'm technically two inches away from being and it's but one. It is. Dwarf is dwarf is exactly, it's a legal it's a legal. Midget isn't a thing, but like I could get a handicapped sticker. That's why the concept is.

Like the word wasn't a big deal because midget is a slur. You could say retarded, but you're not. It's the intention we're talking about. What the real word is it Midget isn't intent versus what did what did Brian just say? Intent versus impact? You're saying that away from being a legal one. So as long as I say, but that's not even the actual proper term. So what is the one who's for eleven and under legally called what a dwarf? That dwarf a dwarf is a proper

it's a proper terminology. That's bullshit. Wow, I know it's dwarf. You just came on us from vert Little people want to be called little? Are you really asking serious? This is not the way we need to start. We're about to get canceled. Here. We are literally having nothing good meanings about how to up the production of horrible decision, and yet you're about to get us canceled, as if we weren't just featured in essence, as if we're not trying to move up and goddamn society, and now we're

about to be canceled. Section on the Little People of America site. What are the comments? Way? What is a midget? There we go. In some circles it's used as midget is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by most short people. Okay, because at one point the word retarded was actually fine, but that as it aged, it became as offensive that we everything is is sensitive and

offensive to man people. Okay, such terms dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to their by their name. Okay, well here we go, here we go this ship. When I found out that we couldn't say I found that when this girl on fucking Twitter was talking about how Donald Trump said it. Donald Trump said what retarded? He called retarded or something, but I thought that he didn't.

You're just gonna keep saying this R word that you just called the R word. You come at me for it, but I know I'm not saying it wrong. But you know what, Retardation is a real word, right, Like that's the thing. So but here's the thing I thought when they said that they were talking about him doing that hand mocking the disabled reporter, which that was. But I'm like, oh, he said the word because sometimes I feel like some niggas be acting, but you're doing it different though, impact

versus intention. That means if nig is acting, you sin't in a bad way. That mean he acted like oh and we can't say that. Yeah, I can hear this. Oh even on also say, I feel like someone on you tube gonna be like, damn, these holds were part. Okay, see this is not how I wanted. Okay, Anyways, guys, um I do you want to update them on anything. I have a crazy as sex story um with things that I've never done before. But I'm actually gonna bring it up there in the Kink of the Week, which

by the way, will be our last Kink of the week. UM, if you guys haven't noticed, um, over the last couple of episodes, we've been playing with other um different things to replace our Kink of the week, as there's about two hundred and sixty and change and we've pretty much gone through them as we've had over two hundred episodes. Don't change. See me watch like a health show. Literally, I know what that is. At the hypers like, I

fucking look crazy. Last night I'm watching sex Explained, Sex Explained on the couch of my nig and he's like, what the fund is going on? I'm sitting there with a pen getting ready for tomorrow's episode, Like, wow, eight percent of Asians masturbate to white people. Like I'm really like, this is not goddamn job to know that Bukaki might

just be kamalamophilia. You know what I'm saying, that's not it, but also that's not it because we ran out of kinks, So this episode we're gonna go down quite a few of the kinks now, and I didn't want to say that we've we've done them all, but the ones that we talked about on this episode, you're gonna be like what who Like, We're gonna be just as just as confused as y'all, um like that everything first off, everything, Um. I do want to bring in one of our new segments,

and we haven't came up with the name flip. Y'all can think of a cooler name. We've been going with hole fax, like car facts, but they facts about sex that they didn't because it's f A C T S or f A X. It's I mean, we could play with facts the same way we play with a hole facts. It's like a rundown of your pussy. That makes sense, But that's only because we attach it to car facts.

But this is still really a horrible decision, Like you're about to give us your whole facts from like, oh my god, we could call our catch up the whole fax we heard three years into this, and you want to just name the goddamn catch up hope fact, which if the ones who doesn't like the outline now just wants to name I do want to say, so this one is actually really interesting. So this sex sex fact comes from BuzzFeed dot com. Ancient Roman women would use

the sweat scrape from gladiator's skin as an aphrodisiac. Romans didn't use soap, as most white people don't today. That wasn't in I'm sorry that that was an ad lib. They preferred to cover themselves in oil and then scrape the accumulated sweat and dirt off of themselves with a sharp tool called a striggle. Many aristocratic Roman women would have had the hots for a specific gladiator in much the same way as people have crushes on celebs today.

So they would actually buy their gladiator's body grease and use it as a moisturizer and lubricants. But that must be where it's like, buy your bathwater came from drink? Did you drink like that? Because she said a struggle? Is it not a struggle? I don't know. But he went like the you know what, and we just upped everybody's pay. And I'm saying, right now, if you guys

start fucking fans, it's going back down. I mean, I'm not trying to say, you know, add me, I think you edit but hey, all right, you know hey, now it's funny because a lot of people have been like, oh, who's the male voice that we hear? Now? No? Um, So I wanted to ask you Benson's credit. I think that they're only like standing for Benson because he's the darker one, and just it's an easier play into I can't probably not. I wanted to ask you, um, what

celebrities sweat? Um you would masturbate with Beyonce sweat queen? Uh? Yeah? Um? Okay, are there any men? There's just so many? Do you have me to go white, black, and Asian? Which one? Okay? So okay, let's go white guys. After watching the Oscars, I remembered how fine Brad Pitt was. Like. It came back to me and I was like, god, damn okay, so your white male sweat that you would use as lubricrant and morsturizers, Brad Pitt, my white guy would be Um,

this is really hard. You're like Jason Jason, he's not white, technically he's gonna be other. Um, Jake Jillen a what oh my god? And his I be lazy is either something with his eyes in some movies like Look see he does. He got like a little his eyes be looking a little crazy. He'd be having like a little lazy eyes sometimes. But he is so fine to me that his teeth and he had that no lip, but it's kind of hot. He definitely has the no lit Oh, like,

who is that guy on? Like Justin Trudeau? He's hot to um so Jake Joe, how it would be my white man? Who would be who would be the left Justin? No, I'm sorry, I mean the guy from Leftovers, the Data just Jennifer Anderson. Who would be your Latina or yo Latino? Um that you want their sweat as moisturizer or lubricant. Sharona says that for a Lotino, let me get him. He's definitely black. He could he identified that for a Latino?

I really can't think of. Oh my god, the guy from Good Girls, pull him up, fuck me in the ass. Good Girls, Spanish guy pull him up. Him and his wife are fine as fun. His wife is black. She find his book. That nigga right there, Manny get him on a Good Girl ship with him tats on his neck? Oh, I want to suck his dick. Bro Okay, So the only the only Spanish guy put Manny Montana wife, bro. They can't see this. This isn't fair to our listener. Google it with us. No, no, no, are at work

there at their desks or they're not. Nobody's holding it like a fault. It doesn't They don't want to. You're just oh my god, this guy. They can't see this unless they're watching the song. Why are we talking with guys? You want to because they still know names you don't. You ain't gotta google each one. Watched the penguin and getting a whole fight. One that's different than you just saying niggasame you know what I mean. It's different, and they can look up the penguin. What we watched the

penguin getting a fight when Andrew was here. The penguin getting a fight once and everybody was laughing even though they couldn't see it. It's because I had to sit here and say what was going on? I literally had to directed like I was sucking Morgan Freeman for our listeners who listen without visually seeing us. Mandy Freeman, I kind of like that. I better age like that, nigga. I'm gonna be um okay. So the Spanish guys got complex. I'm just saying I don't know many Spanish people. Clearly,

I only like black guys. So the Spanish guy that I think is really hot is and I think he died. He was on Power maybe season one or two. He's one of the bad guys. You don't have to look him up. He has tattoo on his neck. He find I don't know his name, um, but if you want Power, he was a part of the crew. Damn you remember one? I mean same, just one Asian guy. I want to fuck one from crazy rich Asians? Which one the main one?

And I don't have Asians either, So black guys, I have a list, and you know it's fucked up because a few of my Asian friends, they was like, oh of course they got the whitest, prettiest, most American looking Asian And I'm like, you know, start me off slow, so crazy June Tower from when I when I lived in Asia was craziest. I was talking to just a lot of the locals and they have their colorism. Ideally, you know, ideology is the same way we do. Um. So like they treat Malay and tie a lot different

because in Filipinos, because they they're normally aesthetically darker. And then in terms of even the airlines, so Singapore Airlines and a lot of the Asian airlines will not hire you unless you are very, very white, to the point where I literally had to have my friends bring me deodorant and SAPs because when I lived in Asia, everything

has whitening ingredients in them. In terms of standards of beauty, they still I know, we we call them the European standards of beauty, but even in Asia, in European standard beauty of the Asians Asians, so we have a black people are right when we have issues with our own skin, it's because of European standards of beauty, because there is this hierarchy of whiteness and what it means and who's beautiful and whatever, and so everyone is like they almost

model their bullshit out of it. Except to be honest. Africans, yeah, I mean they just really don't. I mean, we see it in almost every culture. I mean, I'm sure in some places in Africa, of course, but I think the only place I've ever seen you know, wait or hair or skin just celebrated so much is in African cultures. I mean, you gotta go to the motherland to feel like that bullshit. Although I will say I did have a great time when I did go to Africa, but

even in Africa, that is still there. So I went to South Africa and they were colonized by I believe the Germans someone in Europe, and um, yeah, it's very the same as very there with with colorism but also just racism between black and white people. And that's I've shared with you guys about going to the museum and studying the apartheid and um, what is it the Swannee? I think I'm trying to think of the township Swan River in Florida. It was into Johannesburg. I'm not sure.

Maybe Swayto Sorry, I think it was Suayto. Sueyto was the township in South Africa? Is the camera on me? I haven't even been sitting up right, girl, It's fine. No, I kind of want to. I want to start looking cuter because like this week, had someone tell me how much cuter I was in person than YouTube, and I'm sick of it. So, I mean, he didn't realized how he's at it, but he did. He may didn't know how they say ship. No, niggas, don't niggas know how

they say ship. He was like, yo, I'll be watching you all every week and like you real prettier person, like for real, because I watch all every week. When for the second time, I'm like wow, he means, because for this week's vanilla ship, guys, this one actually whee. He brought into our group chat. So if you guys didn't know, this is for the men listening and ladies. I don't know if you're care but testicles have taste buds. Benson brought it up. Oh ship. This is what Benson

looks up and during his spare time. Testicles have taste buds that can detect sweet flavors and they're essential for reproduction. Scientists them niggas. Despite being a long way from the mouth, taste receptors on the testicles and anus can also detect the savory taste of umami, the amino acid in soy um. I want to bring up this article. This article comes from day email Um in the UK. I don't know why that's pulling up on your ship, um, but it

said it says um. The study of taste bud in mice have unearthed and surprising finding UM taste receptors are found all over the body, including in the anus, and scientists say finding show testicular taste buds are linked to fertility. That why people do drugs up their ass. No, it's because the hit the blood sat Yeah, that's for the blood.

It's not. Well. It's interesting because if any of you guys came to our Boston show, our DC show, or our or our Philly show, um our vanilla ship was condoms that had flavor UM And I think one of the things that we brought up was if that would even affect your pH like does can your ass or your vagina be turned off? That I hate when we are as a people predictable. But even I too, you know, act very very what because you act a lot of things.

I don't want to words in stereotypical, because like we asked the audience, what would y'all want as a flavor? But now specifically d C and me too, I said, a chicken, me so romen. So everybody did, hold on, she did. It was what I was hungry for at the time, And honestly, everybody in the crowd had a different variation of chicken, one with chicken and washers. One wanted the chicken sandwich. One girl even tapped me because I was like, I try to hear people's answers before

they say it. She was like, I'd love occasion pasta like for chicken, and I'm like, do we ask anything else? Well? I said something else, because you don't want to let me be great. I said, I would love any oxtail gravy tasting kind. What is wrong with oxtail gravy, But you asked I asked for oxtail gravy on my chicken, on my goat, on my rice. It don't matter if I don't even get oxtail. I want the oxtail gravy.

The consistency and another consistency. It's listen, black people that have never tried a weird ass food, let's do it this week. You don't want you don't have ton octopus an airport if you've never had v airport octopus, don't do this. It's really actually good and that Jet Blue terminal I got it. I don't finish. It's so good though, I feel like it at grilled octopus tentacle and it's

fucking delicta. It comes a little parsnips and potatoes and it's the fucking octopus all like no bullshit, Like whenever I'm in like a Spanish country, Spanish speaking country, Hispanic Latino, I'm like trying, you guys, Okay, whatever, thanks, So anyway octopus right, because you know what I'm saying, Like water and ship bro when you go to any time, I want lobster when I go to any island or a place with water, especially because lobster is very um different

depending on the coast or the water they're coming from. I love meal lobster. Would you do lobster flavor condoms? So this is the no, it's not I love to taste of lopster. No, I'm fine with a lobster flavor condom if the melted butter is included. So I need I need the melted butter on top of my god damn lobster. Okay, so if I can have melted butter lobster condoms, yes, sign me the funk. Why the fund did I say me so wrong? Why you're because you

know what it is. Before the shows, I'm always just trying to drink like a juice because I'm like, okay, well, like if I eat food, I'll get too sluggish and I want to like whatever. But that DC show Moniga. I remember walking up to someone's table and she was like, oh, I have a question for home mail, and I'll go with your white ship. This is the white ship she does. I was like a bro drinking after people. I didn't

drink after her. Maybe I did? You did? I get a drink and drop the goddamn because I do all our customer and audience. Yes, white asked say wait, like you ain't suck a bitches breast milk out of her titty shut Mandy. She even it was a white ass ship. I'd be like the cau cassidy jumps the funk out. I also would just like to say that you know this isn't I'm a very right No, I'll be on stage.

It's not a little this is this episode because now saying it's a problematic ship one and too you know, I feel like I have been the almost woke one. But I'm starting to fall asleep and I'm gonna tell you why you sleep is sleep. I'm like, really just tired of the pressure. So I would rather be canceled by twenty than trying to be woke enough for twenty oh no out of wokens, I feel like she does it the breast best. Sorry, you do the best to me. I don't like that pressure. I think I am too,

and I've also had feel think you that woke. Honestly, I don't even like the word woke. I think I'm just trying to start a five face woke what I want to be because Mandy just be like, I don't even whatever, and I'll be like, no, but but that I'm kind of tired to be in that person. I just think I know that I'm not going to please every listener with every opinion that I have, And so we're having a conversation about something. It's not but that ship.

I don't care. It's more so like I know someone's going to disagree, and I'm not gonna say what I think is politically correct or what the woke you know opinion is because I think that we've gotten this far with sharing our opinions on stuff, and are people gonna hate what the funk we say? How I guess my main priority with my fake woke ship is one I am a feminist through and through, so that see I don't identify as a menace. I'll do like women empowerment.

I don't even say feminists, So yeah, so you identify that I don't. I actually recently wanted a whole fucking right on Twitter because I really feel like there's a lot of fake feminists because of how they'll like get on this weird like okay, so missundry is like hating men, right, and it's always associated with feminism, which is why a lot of people don't like to call themselves feminists. And that's why I'm kind of tired of fake feminists on Twitter.

And I'm new to Twitter. I've only had it for like six months, but like, I just see so many girls get on these hate trains and I'm like, bro, like, y'all funk all these things, talk about them just on Twitter because like the other girls that like are cool on Twitter, world re tweat your ship, but you're not really real feminist because if you were, you wouldn't talk

shit about other women on Twitter. And it's like they like downplay other women and call them this and call them that, but then they're feminist because they all hate men, and it's like that's not what feminine is it at all. It's about being able to be a woman that supports other women and equality for that sex. If you want to hear me disagree about all the different terms, listen to any of our feminism episodes. I think those are the episodes where I'm just the most like what but

it doesn't make sense to me? Just everything simpler than I just don't like. But even when we get on and we and you sit here and say as feminists, we support all women. But then we sat on this platform with someone else who identified as a feminist, and then we separate white feminism and black feminism instead of just making it all women, Then we didn't then feminist dissect from being a white woman and being a black woman.

So is it all women? It's much like being an advocate for the l g b t Q community and needing to be an advocate for our trans sistors. That is what white and black feminists are. They are excluded a lot of the time from the conversation with LGBTQ people, right, or we were like all about the gay men, but like trans people, you know what I mean? Or like

we don't care about them losing their lives. That is the difference with feminism and black women because a lot of feminists don't even realize that they are excluding black girls. Which is why when she came on here and we talked about that, it did make sense, because there does that people have this jaded view and skewed view of feminism. Women know that they love women and they want women to win, but they forget about the road and journey

for black man. And that is why it's it's so and and look at me back, but see, we'll see. Even when I hear people talk like this, I'll just be like, and I say this to say because then you say the same name. I don't. So I don't identify as a feminist because you and I get that. But I want to say, like, even in terms of when I hear people speak and identify as whether it's woke feminists or even people who are Black Lives Matter, or like black women who say, oh my god, I

support my black kings. I'm here with black kings, and then the day white men in the same with black Like, to me, there's just hypocrisy. And I think all of these people in terms of when they decide to identify as a certain in a certain class or something so to me, I come on here, I say my opinion every week, you're gonna like it, you're not gonna like it.

Over the last three years, I've grown in how I thought of things, and so to me, the same way, certain people in sexual orientations don't want to be labeled as one thing because there is a Kinsey scale of Uh, there's a scale of sexuality. I feel like that's how it is with if you identify as a feminist. To me,

there is a scale of it. And so to me, that's not really feminists to do awful ship quote unquote yeah, but even but even walk people like if we talk about Black Lives Matter and the movement that that's created, we still have the same people that will ride and die with black people until we get to black gays or black trans and so there's never really a full

gauge on um. I don't want to say you don't think abel, I think that these person If you're gonna sit here and be a feminist and say all women, then let's not sit here and you know, separate between white and black and Latina or let's not you know, sitting here and say, well, those people don't stick up for trans women, and then the same with with Black Lives Matter. If you care about black lives, you should also care about black trans lives that black gay men

lives like. And I think that Indian people don't be the hypocrite if you're not right, But that's one to me. Just they say the word, which you are. You've had them on the show. Actually ironically we both we're missing. But I think that's the thing though. The hypocrisy is not me and it's not you. If we both support these people, it's just the people that could make us look bad, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'll just watch that episode of the Office last night of a

Diversity Day. Yeah, season, it's a second episode when she Ain't Gonna Hold You on Netflix. Now, I ain't watching Shipouts until there's the least two seasons because you get into season one and you gotta wait a whole But I can't know, wait until there's the least two seasons for any goddamn thing, because you've binge watched something twelve episodes later. You gotta wait a whole fucking year to watch a new season. So I'm not watching it off season.

I want to binge something for the rest of my life, like raised Anatomy, but I haven't started it because I don't want to long as seasons. Bitch, you can. You can binge Dexter for a while and if you liked you, it's the you before you, the way the way he he speaks on his thing. He is a serial killer that you would think is sane, just like we think Joe is saying he works in a fucking library. You would think he's saying, but he's really this serial killer Dexters.

Dexter is too smart? Are you? He's our Joe Dexter. How rarely do I feel like dumb people kill? I really do. I feel like it's always people that are like highly intelligent and that can just think further ahead and that plan. Like, I don't think it's just the average Ted Bundy was a fucking lawyer or went to law school at least I don't think he got to finish. But yeah, like absolutely, And I'm really into serial killer, so I don't watch Mine Hunter everything about serial killers.

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minute if you want too. Horrible Decisions at Gmail. This one I like, I've never heard this called the Kiven method. Y'all have talked about me eating pussy um, like basically from the side instead of face on, like turning your face and it's called the Kiven method. And there's a main tip in here that I like, we're basically women are afraid to spread their labia. A lot of women feel like they shouldn't touch themselves during the act of

oral sex. But you may not even be orgasming because your partner may not have easy enough access to your clarists. So to actually let them get in there set the scene for them. Sure, licking volva is great, but why waste your time and risk your partner getting lost down there? Open your lips if you, as the hint crazy about that. So the guy that I'm about to talk about my little whole sex advention with, because clearly mist And had some sex, so you can get off me about not

have sex, Mision had something. But when I send him videos, um, he doesn't want me to is playing with it, like he literally asked me open it up, like and he asked me asked me to spread my lips open, And I'll be like, I don't really like how looks as much because I'm like, I want to see you see how wet I am, so I'll just be playing with the wetness like spinning ship. I'd be like, that's cooler than just me opening ship up and I'd be like, ni,

I don't want to look at my buzzy um. But when you're having a partner, is he's supposed to do this or no? It's saying you. So that's the thing. That's why he could be looking your clip. But maybe you need more clip simulation, so spread up spread. I think that's also a nice non verbal like que because if I'm like licking my clip, he might really be looking at it. But if it's like I got more clip, I like that like up, down, left, right direction. I've

gone that before. Also, I've definitely tried that after you mentioned it one time doing it you had a squarem in it and I got all the compliments from that dude. I have had stop me in the street about that ship, And ironically it's funny becau us. Maybe he's always like you always say that tip. And I think our listeners have heard her a bunch of times so they already know. And maybe it's majority women, so they're not straight women.

I think majority of them niggas was like, thank you a video, and even though it sounds like a little too much, I watched it, Okay, it was good, and then wrote this is for you Eazy from a fake page, which I guess he probably didn't want me to know his real page, but like it was a real video and shout out. UM. I don't know if I want to shot them out, but I got a video recently of a guy bent's over UM and I guess she was getting ready to peg him and she thanked me.

But I'm just like, I really don't want your home videos, guys. I appreciate that y'all are getting tips from us. I don't want home videos sent to me. Wheezy send them off to her because the girls like no, I don't always reply, but yeah, I've gotten quite a few home videos and it's just like, so, I'm gonna tell you I don't read all d m s, but when because sometimes I have M open to everyone, so on a story, so then so many people replied just like an L O L. So it's just whatever. But when it says

sensitive material, I'll be like, let's you're talking about? So I want to get in um, to the next second. Guys, this is gonna be one of the last times we do this and again the horrible decision. We're gonna go through quite a few kinks, So this one I want to shout out to Kinks with Kiki. Um. This is a B D S M term. It's called bratt um and it's so funny because this plays into my amazing

wild sex story that I just had recently. Um. So bratt b R A T is normally and y'all are gonna think it's crazy because I know I'm a dam Calm down. It was a switch, but bratt is normally the submissive or bottom in a dynamic. They normally make things difficult, talk back, and or come off as if they are uninterested. So let me tell y'all. First off, we live in New York City. Do you know I had to fly halfcross the country to get some god damn penis half cross half cross because it was Texas.

That's literally half cross full crosses like which I would have had to do. Um. But so I went to Texas and this came off of so wee thine and I had um scheduled a studio thing, but I had um some wild, crazy things happened in my family recently, and mentally, I was just like, girl, we just did the studio. I don't know if I could do it again. And so me and him were talking, He's like, damn you like seemed really sad you want to come to Texas.

So really, I don't know if he really cared that I was going through something and he just wanted to funk. But I was like, yeah, I actually I could let out some scene. So I'm like a kid. Maybe he cared. I don't know, but I was like, you know, a flight, A flight sounds good, and I know I haven't had sex in a while. This could really let off some

of this you know, just going on my mind. So anyways, mind you, let's talk about how maybe I shouldn't have gone there because I get to um Newark Airport and there's maintenance on the plane. Oh my nigga, the motherfucking plane. Let me see else something. If we ever have to cancel the show, don't man, don't get debate it you actually like, no bullshit, I would really believe it if you do. It's but it's always so mind y'all. ILL shared you all the story how the last time this

was in December. I was ready to go get some dick and break my goddamn drought, and I stayed on the way. I was gonna break my drought? Is that not how to say? Anyway, I was on my way to Denver for some dick, on a flight to literally go to Denver for six hours just to fun and leave. And I stayed on the runway for three hours and they went back to the gate, and by the time I would have got to Denver, he had a game the next day, so I wouldn't have been able to funk.

It just wasn't gonna work. So anyways, back to this, so, um, They're doing maintenance on the god damn plane and I'm like, fuck, it's an hour and a half delayed. I'm like, okay, cool, I'll get a drink. Three hours delayed, Okay. So finally I go and say, am I gonna make it tonight because he had to leave the next day because I got dicked to No, seriously, I was mind you shout out to the T s A agents at Newark Airport. I'm talking to my homegirl about I'm about to get

on get some dick. She's you know, I'm going through the clear line, and so they're like she's good, and the T s A Agent is like, I really like your show, go get it. And I'm just I'm just like, god damn it. Um, So anyway, is it JFK? No, it was Newark. I wanna say all the JFK agents, I would say maybe once or twice I went, they

haven't recognized me. I was with Old Bay. This girl was like, oh here, so I know we I know, we shout out, you know, our listeners that be at the desks, the ones that don't because we, as he said, all y'all ain't at desks, but the ones, the ones on in airports. I do want to shout out the T s A agents. Um getting a hole on. Anyways, So I finally get on flight the next day. I end up having them get me a fucking hotel in Jersey because I'm like, I'm not going all the way

to the Bronx to catch a five am flight. So he has to now change his flight to leave the next day. We go through all this, So anyways, I get there. As soon as he gets in the goddamn room, he's on the phone on a business call and I'm like, okay, I guess I'll wait. Mind you. I took a shower as soon as I got to the room, so I'm in just a towel because I'm like, damn, we're in this bullshit as hotel because they don't have a robe. I thought it was gonna have a rope, but they

didn't have a robe. I said, you know what, this ain't a top quality hotel. They don't. There wasn't a role, but I had on the towel. It was. It was a good hotel. They just didn't have a robe. And I normally like getting in hotel ropes. I just like hotel road. Why do you think I was acting like that about the Moxie. There was no hotel robes. So I was like, okay, I'll just stay in a towel. When he gets so he comes in, he's on the call. He's on the phone with one of his his business partners,

and I'm like okay. So he gets in. As soon as he gets in, he pulled my towel off. I'm like, are you ready? But you're on the phone. The sexiest thing ever the person on the phone, this white guy just keeps on talking. So he puts the phone on mute and starts eating my pussy. He sounded white, definitely a Bill, Joe or Bob, I don't know, but it was his business partner and he so he puts the phone.

The guy is still talking because they're like they're they have a business deal right now, that's what's going on. And he starts eating my pussy. Now, y'all know, I don't even light head like that, but do you know how sexy it is. He's literally eating my pussy while his business partners on speaker now talking to him, and he starts to eat my pott Man, you don't even like listen. I listen, but it was like, this is

so hot. So finally it comes to the point where he has to answer his business partner, so he gets back on the phone, is like m then he starts talking. So then I unbuckle his pants because he started eating my pussy before he even got naked, So I'm buckle his pants and starts sucking his dick while he finishes the call. If you guys have not done this yet, bro, it's the it's the funny ship. I just did it on Sunday. It is the best. But you know what.

I can't stand when you think they're about to hang up because you're doing really good. All right, I gotta call you back, and then they start getting into some real conversations. Hang up. I don't want to suck your this long. I'm getting real mad, you know what I'm saying. It's like okay, like I'm like doing the playful like

it off the phone, dick suck. And then if they really be on the phone, I'll be like, oh, I was about to say I can't make noises, and then I got so funny because I'll never forget how he said it. So, I mean, you should I've been talking about me. What's up with you? Dog? You know I wanted to bite his dinner? No serious, now it work trying to make the most fucking noise and well yeah, well, while his dick is in my mouth, he mutes it again, and it's like this nigga won't stop talking. I'm like,

he's like, keep going, keep on. So I'm sucking as dick. Finally he ends the call and so before I get there, mind you, I'm only telling the story because I didn't think there were more things that I could do that I haven't done before and during this sex of pain, I did two new things that I've never done for So that's why I'm sheery. Okay, So he knew he wanted to get nasty with me, right, so I brought toys. Thank god it went through the ts A machine. Because I only had a book bag. I knew I was

just going for one thing. I didn't have to bring much, but I did bring my woman. I ask it for me. I brought a butt plug, I brought a dildo. I brought two types of lube and an outfit that I never got to get into because he just ate my pussy out the towel. So he's like, grabbed the toys. I'm like Nigga in round one. Like I thought we were gonna wait till, you know, we just have a regular funk now, then dinner, then we get into the nasty stuff. But he's like, no, where that ship now?

So where what's it? I'm gonna tell you, I did such a good job, y'all. So before he came to the room, I put it all in the night stand down. I didn't, but I felt some type of way. So y'all know, when y'all open the drawing there's like a Bible. I couldn't have the butt plug by the Bible. And I'm not religious, but I felt away. I'm like, I can't put all of our sex toys. Uh no, put I put the Bible on top like so it wasn't

in the jeor. So when he looked in the jor, he didn't see the Bible and the loobes and butt plugs and everything like that. What kind of hotel? This what you don't have? You don't go where they have. They have the little bibles, they'll all be noticed and yeah, and all of them and then they it's normally by the goddamn I must be the most. It's the nice.

I don't even see the Bible. They're normally now by the by the your ship that you do all the time, room service like it's no, you know, like do you like your room service? It's it's ridiculous. So anyways, he tells me to grab these toys, right, and I'm just like, okay, fine, we're getting right into it. So he goes to grab the butt plug. Now this I've done before, but I told him I would let him do an mind you, he's told me he's only tried any once. That's I've

done before. So he goes and he gets the butt plug and he puts the lube on it and puts it in my ass while he's sucking me. I'm like, okay, I can do this, but it's saying. I'm like, no, it's it's it's a butt plug where it's like has kind of balls. I like the ones you can stick your finger in it so you could keep pushing it. Oh yeah, nah, I wasn't trying to have that done. But baby, it was just a regular little butt plug. So I was like, okay, that's cool. That's cool. So

he's doing the butt plug thing with me. I'm excited. Then he goes to grab the dildo and I'm like my booty already. I'm like, you need a lot of loop because I only do anal once a quarter, but last quarter I didn't get anal done so once a quarter, and I didn't do it last quarter because I was sexless. I guess it's like the meetings will happen if you would like so. Um. So he grabs the dildo, puts loub on it, and puts it in my ass and starts sucking me. Now in my pussy with the dildo

in my ask. So I've done this before and you know this. I talked about my first time with DP with a toy in my ass and my pussy. So mind you were recording this to it this time. But I you know, now you ain't got a here because we was nasty. Um. But what we was. So here's the part that I made Mandy be like high key fucking excited about her video. And I'm gonna tell you why. When we first started the show, she was seeing was it Lawyer Bay, Yes, And Lawyer Bay was like no, no, no,

here's the story she So I just worked out. I was like, okay, cool bitch. I just sucked it after my workout, remember that. I remember it was like, what, no, you did it? L O L. I see if Mandy is sucking a dick on a toilet and I'm getting on her about the toilet and it was closed. It was a nice hotel because we was both in the city and I'm in the Bronx and he had a situation at the time, so we had to meet up

in the city somewhere. So I was like, well, my my friend be saying at this nice hotel and normally there's hotel bathrooms in the lobby. So we just met at the lobby and started a second. Shut up, you're really judging anyways, So we take the goddamn toy out right here is where I experienced something for the first time. Now it's still double penetration, but it was double badge, and I didn't think hold on, let me, let me think I could just let y'all hear it. Hold on,

I got real nasty. Okay, hold on, so wait, his dick is in me right now. Hold and I'm trying to fit my dial do in there, and it pushes his dick out. So then he puts hold on because oh, I say, put it in there. I get nasty because I molded. I was like, well, so I'm not gonna like when I listen back to my videos, I'd be like, who is she? Bit you moaned like this, don't do that anyway. Eventually, eventually he gets his dick in and then I'm like, make it fit, so we listen. Fuck you.

It was a nice moment anyways. So then eventually I fit. I fit the dildo in my pussy at the same time that his dick is in my pussy and how is a different feeling? Not even gonna lie to you. It felt good though. And then so he's doing the toy. His dick is big, and he thought my dildo was big, and then he put them next to each other. What I am not showing her the video now, but my my dido, right, you know, my dildo is much smaller than his dick um. And I guess because he doesn't

compare his penis to other penises, he didn't realize. He's like, oh, I thought that toy was bigger than mine, and we looked and it was not so anyways, so as he's doing this is getting kind of kinky. Daniel was three things that happened. So at this point he reaches over because I also brought my what is it hot pot? I brought wipes, and so he's fucking me and I'm like, okay, this is fun. He reaches over while he's sucking me and grabs a wipe and I'm like, okay, what is

the white? Four? He takes the white and proceeds to wipe his ass to make sure that his ass has is as clean as possible, I guess, and literally, while he's sucking me He's wiping his ass with these wipes, and I'm like, okay, this is different, but I guess I know what he's wanting to do. So he pulls the toy out of my vagina and his dick out of my vagina, literally gets off from the side of the bed, pulls me, and then turns around and pushes my face into his ass. And literally I'm literally laying

on the bed, so imagine you him. I'm laying on the bed now he's been over with. I got it in my face, okay, And I'm just like and his now hand is on the back of my head and he's stroking my dick. He's stroking his dick while my head is in his ass, and I'm like, okay, this isn't bad. I did get a little taste of the whites at first, but then it started tasting like skin, so it was like what it did? It did taste like whites a little bit, and then I was like, okay, you,

but it was clean and I liked it. You shut the funk up, little baby patter and shut up. No, it was hot, like free, thank you. I did like one of the whole wipes the other day with a coconut white and coconut. It was there. They're they're they're feminine wife, but there they smell like coconuts. I don't know if that makes sense, sorry, but anyway, Um, an hour later, this thing looked at me and said, have you been eating coconuts or I was like why, and

he was like content like coconut mill. I was like, well, I knew his ass um was fragrant free um because he, you know, prepped it for me. Here is the kinky other thing that we did for the very first time. And I don't know the position that it's called, so I don't know if you can look it up. I called it the cross position, of course, with the Bible sitting on the night stand next to us, but it was out of it was out of the night stand. It was just there on top. So I called this

the cross position. This was also the first time I had ever been sucked this way. So I'm laying down on my back and he gets on me perpendicular, okay, to fuck me perpendicular, as if literally his whole body is facing this way, my head is this way. Perpendicular. Perpendicular, perpendicular, you know what perpendicular? It took me a minute. So if you think about it, we are now at it. Look up perpendicular. I don't know what we're looking at, but I called it the crossbody. He was across my body.

I did. I think I just type of perpendicular. It wasn't that. It was a perpendicular sex position, sex position perpendicular. I don't just pull up the word perpendicular so we can see it looks like it stops. You know when you come to a crossroad and there's four different directions and four stoplights, that's perpendicate. Everything is a ninety degree angle. That's why they want a cross body. So right here perpendicular. My head is right here, his head is right here,

his dickens inside of my vagina. So he's sucking me at this point right just like that, And I'm like, damn, he hitting shipped differently. I ain't never been perpendicular like this, and so he fucking me perpendicular. He fucking me perpendicular. It's like the crossbody. We're gonna make it because I can't find it on motherfucking Google. None of these are. He's sucking me perpendicular. And do you know what I

get to do? For the very first time because I got a little t rex arms right, So normally teach don't listen. Normally I can't reach from behind, but his ass is right on top now, so bitch mine you real quick. I had rhine stones in my goddamn hands, so I had to finger him with my ring finger because I didn't want the rhine stones to be left

in his booty. So I literally, while he's sucking me perpendicular, I take my little finger and I start fingering that booty hole while he sucking me perpendicular, and I'm like, with my ring finger right because I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna be respectful and not get rhind stones suck in your booty. So this was actually really hard to do, but it made me so wet to know that I could literally have my finger in his ass. Whall we

perpendent killer? Can someone add up how many times she said perpendicular please hive us the perpendicular account you like, if we do a drinking game, take a shot every time she says perpendiculars you first off? Also, um, yeah, so this whole time, and he sucked the shut out of me. It was one of them niggas that. I was like, man, you forgot, you forgot what it's like

and what we got done. I felt like I was okay to go another quarter without having sex, so I won't complain about not having sex for the next quarter or for the next two or three months. But were on tour online, I'm gonna get some dick. But it was so good. Ladies, please let me know if you've ever had dick so good you're like, oh, shoot, I'm good for a while. I don't need sex like that. That is what this sex got paid perpendicularly did for me.

Can I just tell you what? I just recorded many for about fifty seconds, and I wrote the caption to post this video not to my feet, which I don't post on my feet a lot. I can't believe this is my perpendicular job. I'm literally going to buy my parents at home one day from the money of the show. And what's crazier is this is how we're gonna make it. It It will be on a perpendicular street. I'm telling you you could go four ways. A perpendicular street is

going to be a stop sign at every corner. Look at to first off, her reaction because she'd be coming in here talking about blood cream pies eat and puts the swapping ship and I just look at her like I just looked at her like I know it's because Mandy was like talking about how okay, you guys can't see it. But Mandy starts talking about how he's moving forward for her ass, and she comes across the table and all I can picture is an ass in my face. And so I'm like backing up like the baby Whites.

But what came off yea so shameful thing that how fuck you all of you, Because for the last three months, I've just been coming in here crying and mind you. So I tweeted about this, but I tweeted about this experience and one of our listeners said, Honestly, Mandy, without Dick, you were very philosophical. So it's gonna suck that we're not gonna get those movements for you anymore. And so I'm I'm really opening it up. So y'all wait till I started sucking again a bit about how I literally

just was able to check new things off my sex list. Hey, y'all really sit here laughing at me? Fully? Are you laughing? I was definitely laughing, but I'm happy for you. See what happens when you get par particularly listen it was so great. Still count these up, guys? Um, what was I also gonna say? I was recently thinking to myself something I thought was funny. Um, so James shout out to James when I'm like, really good friends came on. I think it was number twenty six. He did an

episode and he goes, you guys have horror phobia. You guys are all about uh non king shaming, but shame each other. And I was like, you know, this is actually true for everything on this show, Like we really do our best to not be shaming. We only shame each other up. You'd be shaming diaper boy photographer. I didn't show. So what why I can't just be trolling you. I have to just troll you. I don't be shaming you. Although you is Nancy for eating blood. That ship is

Nancy gonna hold you. I just watched v Wars. I know, I like sci fi ship. It was like, no, it's about vampires, science, right, I like sci fi science fiction. It's science. Fake fiction is fake. That's how he used to no nonfiction from fiction actually did not even pant. I just still thinking about her prediction is face nonfiction is non fake. Fiction is fake, and that's how used to know what type of books and ship I like. And so I like science fiction, so it's science fake.

And it was about it was about vampires and they like fed on blood, and I really, I really thought of the whole time. Serious, right now, you'll do be liking blood, bro, So this morning, suck it out. You know you're bleeding late, Like, are you one of those that like don't like blood? I just don't let blood stop me from sucking. So I started my period yesterday. Okay, So here's a little back story. I have been I

got back from Mexico or whatever. I don't know. Basically, I've been home for like nine days and I've spent eight of them with old Bay. Mind you. Me and him were both talking about his boy who started dating Shorty. He was like, this nigga have fallen in love in the sixth days, talking about he cool or whatever, and he and I were joking about it, and then I looked at me and I was like, wow, like I've

really been at this nigga's house. And also like every night that we're together it's this thing where it's like, oh should I like, we both don't know how to say, like it's weird because you're like, are we spending too much time together? You know what I'm saying? What is it? Friends were like angels, Oh fuck, wow, I want both of you to suck my patron. That was the patron show that we are. You'll really want to get into the inside jokes that we may have. No, it's not funny. Okay,

well this is the on that episode. I listened to myself and I was like, oh wow, this is bad. Oh, because I was telling him about how emotional it got and how it was a great episode, right, I was like, yeo, Mandy shared this thing and people are responding. He's like, oh I want to hear it. Oh yeah, you gotta cut it off off the tip and the audio a day. Look at this your bluetooth. So anyway, long story short, last night was supposed to be the night that we

were separate. And I called then and I was like, yo, I see a little bloom period about to start tomorrow, and he would like, sound like started right now? I like n It's like right. So I thought we were gonna fuck we got too tired. This morning I wake up, it's like full stream ahead, right. So I was like, yo, look, he must have hurt his And I didn't even say his name. Sorry, the nigga that just sucked me an automn in perpendicular ship. Yeah, he just texts me. Well,

he actually just called me. His name is definitely perpendicular. So basically, this morning, I wake up, I'm bleeding right, and I'm like, okay. So I said to him, like, yo, I don't think I'm gona stay over tonight because like m I think I'm about to bleed a lot, like I'm cramping a lot, and he was like, no, you can't put a diaper on us, something like the fun. So I'm like not, Like, I really feel like I can't come over. And it's not because I feel like

I'm gonna bleed too much. It's because I'm absolutely gonna want him to suck me. And I feel bad because I know that not everybody's comfortable with it. We do like a last day of my period funk. He's not the type of nicket to go full day. But I have a lot of cramps right now and I need dick and I just don't want to get into our first argument about me needing to be fucked the towel though, right, so I said that ship when he was like, I was like, we can still fun. He was like, niked,

we're not working out my sheets. I said, don't you have them dark towels for a reason? And he gave me this look like, bitch, you serious, dar, I'm like, towels. I know now, I never want a dark towel when I go to anyone's house. At this point, what are they towel? Please? But what do you mean? What are they for? They're not to lay down for nasty sex. I guarantee that's what dark towels are not made. Can I be totally honest here? I have bought like two

burgundy towels. All of my towels are white white because I steal them from hotels. But honestly, you could have just done the black. No, I just I don't know whatever. But when I went into Target last and got my two burgundy towels, I felt like anyone who comes over knows that those, yeah, your py like this saint a color scheme thing not to mention in my bathroom, Like the towels, are rolled up and you can grab one

from the top. And so my homegirl came over. We got fucking smacked and she was like, but I need to take a shower. Where your towels. I'm like, they're up, So she goes out. I'm like, don't use the reds and she'll laugh. You're really discussed. You put your normal towels with the burgundy towels. I'm not saying they were bled on currently. I'm just saying that they have a purpose, so I don't use them for regular bathing for me

to fuck on. Okay, guys, and if you guys decide to funk on closer to the last day of your period, maybe you should get brown towels. You're disgusting. Maybe you so blood be turning brown towards I'm right, look at it. Okay, we're not gonna have an own brakeing towel. Let's not go through the colorpending on the cycle you're on. This is fucking girls. I would just say, you know, I really have no issue at all, Like I just don't like it's just I just look up. I'll look at him.

I don't switch positions often on my period because I don't want to like pull out and then see it, you know what I'm saying. But if it's in there walking in there, are you freaked out by blood job? Mandy is fucking freaked out. But also I've I've seen this happened to my body before, I don't know, every month, so it doesn't freak me out. I mean even when my gums bleed when I brush my teeth and by that too, you know. And honestly, I haven't sucked as dick till he came yet, and I feel like now

I'm gonna have to do it this week. I'm gonna be horny a ship, like I'm one of those dick suckers where it's like, all right, my turn, Like I want to sunk now. But yeah, I mean someone's gonna have to sacrifice the towel, and if I need to go buy a new one for him, I absolutely can do that. I have no issues for everyone listening to the show who is friends of Wheezy. Just now, I don't use her goddamn towel. Bring your own cow, you ain't shi all right, So we're gonna get into the

horrible decision, guys, We're gonna go down. No, we're gonna do some of the We're gonna round up of the weirdest kinks that we may or may not have left out over the last three years. This is bitch, you are the horrible decision. No, you shut the goddamn hell Love that was actually part of our last kink of the week. We're gonna go. He wants to hit this outline. That's why I do want to hit this guy in that line. We won't have time. I'll just tell you were to do this. You shut three times? Can can

you meet her? Mike? Thank you actually the hour and didn't hit the horrible decision. For this week, we are going to round up the weirdest kinks that we may or may not have left out over the years. Um, I am going to do this alphabetically. Um. It's only a few of them, so a pot and I want you to guess what they are. Don't look at the guy outline. I'm not okay. I know you're not. You don't give a funk about that line. That's why I know you're not looking. So it is a pot potem

no failure, pots no failure. Yes, a pot potem no failure. YEA what you think it is not weed because pot some body part, yes, or like thereof It is the arousal to oneself as an amputee. Oh my god, Oh you you're getting good. We ain't gonna learn this ship no more because we're gonna be done with it. You're getting good. Three years later, bitch, you don't get an episode with Ashley who was in a wheelchair. Okay, so the next one is and again, this is something that's

just so weird. It's just like we just never brought it the funk up chasmophilia or chasmophilia, I don't know. I think it's like the chastity thing. So it's like an attraction to like fucking versions or people that can't fuck, or maybe the cage fuck. Oh no, you're wrong. So this is this is the arousal to caverns, crevices and valleys, right that. But so I was thinking, is it crevices like the Grand Canyon or like when a bitch got rolled? I think it's like when you like to fucking armpit?

Oh okay, actual place or can it be something? Can a valley being a person? Is something on your body? Can something on your body be described as a Valley. If it isn't we got to cut this out because it sounds dumbstuck. No, I want them to hear you sound dumb as fuck you because many knows is it or isn't it? But that's why we're google in. It doesn't seem like it. Okay, so we're talking about the

Grand Canyon. Got damn it. But crevice makes sense like crevice, but caverns and the cavern like cavern is a cave, but not in my pussy. It would just be between the thought your pussy is like a cave. There's different walls inside the cave. The baseball mountains specifically, I've heard I really like that analogy. So the next one, let's see if you get this one this again. Guys, these are ones that were just like us bringing this up. What the fund is this? This one I'm interested to

know if you know, is climacophilia the eyeball looking one. Nope, No, I don't know that. This one we haven't had yet, so stop thinking it's we had to amputee one. I think I wasn't here for that, bitch, So that's why I I don't remember talking about it. Take you guess climate coach aphilia. It's like weather. Oh so you thought I said climate, No, nigga, I said climbate cofield climate. I love how Mandy acts anyway, Like what is it

you're gonna guess? So this one guy stealing ship like a club a club field, I ain't say none of that. So this one, guys, is really weird. And I want to warn anyone at home who tries this. This is the arousal to falling downstairs. Oh I saw this to be dangerous if you get into again the rabbit hole on porn hub. This is the thing, and people do also, um fuck on stairs a lot, But there's some sort

of arousal to falling down the stairs. Now, you know, we can't don't put porn help up on because the YouTube not put it up No, because we can't minitize already, don't minitize because we say nigger ship, retard missie, all this bullshit hold on and we never gonna get money on you stupid paid from YouTube. So I know, right, I mean, calm down, You couldn down if y'all look

it up, look up falling down air organ Well. I found big boob team fuck him so hard he falls downstairs, so I can't find something that is that is I'm telling you there's rabbit holes to end up on. You just have to word it right. The next one, i'm I'm interested in any of y'all know Again another word one say, I don't want to go back in the directors tigress. But if you put downstairs that's actually calm,

then there's close to this ship. Because because I see someone people falling down because their tips are too big, that's pretty good. Yeah, well you know people cute paraplegic wheels downstairs listen, But it's some ship, bro, It's some goddamn ship. If y'all have a long right where maybe you just can't fall asleep, this is something I recommend. It's fine, keep calling to suck my dick listening downstairs. No,

that is not about falling downstairs. Um. The next one, i'm click uh, y'all know lithophilia lithium noum let, theophilia, lithophilia littlet though like a muscle something. No, this one is the arousal to stone and gravel. So I did think about this because there was this one point I just watched and it was sucking in a car garage, and technically there's a lot of right doesn't does mean stone Again, you gotta think of the Latin root, bitch,

the Latin root, because do it, Betty. Look here I'm saying, so maybe Latin root of these words Mattie Hards were making me think I speak one languay and learning ely. I hate you so much. So we have three more Melissa philia and no, it has nothing to do with Melissa's hold on Melissa philia. Melissa philia malice, No, bitch, that is not how to let it rude. Ship works. So Melissa philia for those of you who are curious, or maybe your name is Melissa, it is the arousal

two bees and wasps. Now, I know we talked about right now, but keepers that met nobody beekeepers. Kay, so you got Anna and you got Marcella. How did they talk through WhatsApp translator? You're lying, bro. It's one of the funniest scenes ever because basically they had to break up because his parents he's from Turkey, he moved to Wisconsin. His parents don't know she had a kids. She's like, if you don't tell him to have kids, we're not

getting married. So He told the family she had kids, and they're breaking up through and crying over what'sapp translator. She's like what ah, and then he starts crying. But they met on a beekeeper group on Facebook, and I think it was a beekeepers sex group, because no for that would make sense. I just can't see just beekeeper group. Like the feeling. I wonder if it's the buzzing, if it's the colors about them, if they include honey, because I do like honey. I put a honey on the dick.

I ain't even gonna hold you. So the last one, um, I wonder if we've had I think we may have talked about these last two ones. Neb you lophilia. You know what that one is? Neb nebula philia. You're close, You're not really close, You're you're like aliens warm. No, it's not aliens um. So it is the arousal to fog? How is how I mean? Because that's like Climmant and ship stars and he said stars they sound like sci Fick you done? You finished? Actually a lot of sci

fi shows do start off and it be fogging. See like you know how we talked about shaving, controlling fake because I think this is shaving means fake. She's doing right now, but she's making judge. It's judge, goddamnit. And the last one is um stych ophilia, which is the

arousal to the thought of hell fire and damnation. And I attached that to maybe fucking these niggas with Devil Dick, because I feel like we're going back dealing with niggas we shouldn't and it should be a sin, which means we're going to hell if we continue sucking this motherfucker. So that is the last of the King of the Week. Do you want to run through a homemail or what? What? What's our man in? Mark? Baby, we're pretty far, we're a I mean, we could do this wholemail if you

we didn't get camera to do. So this homemail um is fairly long, but it's I'm gonna read it to where y'all like I can grasp what's what's going on? But her question is where it's just like, bitch, we'll see. So the title is here for the Dick No Drama. Hi, Weezy and Mandy. I love your show and listen to you how every day at work, I'm obsessed weezy, you're my frame and think you're hilarious. I don't think she's

that funny, but cool. I wanted I wanted to share my story and maybe get some of you So was that was that shady and a lot of people find it funny? See here you our word back in. Anyways, I wanted to share my story and maybe get some of your input on the situation. So, guys, this is one of those very long emails, but not too long, but you guys need to hear these details. So I'm gonna read it so that y'all can follow along. So I am thirty one and happily married as a newlywed.

We've been swinging for a few years now, and it took over a year to get comfortable and really open up with the lifestyle. But now we are secure with each other and ourselves, and the way we approached the lifestyle is open communication and full transparency. When we first started the lifestyle, we went to a sex club with my best friend and her boyfriend, slash baby Daddy. We had no idea what it was or what to expect. We just thought we were all sexual people and it

sounds like fun. We did nothing with each other that night and just laughed about the experience we had. After that exposure, we slowly started to get comfortable and wrap our heads around the idea of swinging, did some research, kept talking about it, and eventually we fucked beside each other at one point. Then went to more sex clubs together and did some soft swaps, but didn't really full swap until over a year after the first sex club experience.

We did four SOMs, threesomes, and we even did girl on girl, which was mostly for the guys to get turned on, but it was still super hot and we both liked it. Fast forward to mid nineteen, my best friend who was supposed to be my rider die bitch. We literally talked every day to each other and everything, and I had a falling out. She was also my bridesmaid in my wedding. She didn't end up going to my um wedding. She even convinced another bride's maid who was close with me, not to go to my wedding

as well. Because of the fallout. We didn't even really hash it out and haven't spoken to each other since. After all that drama and after the wedding, she ready calmed down. Her boyfriend slash baby Daddy and my husband still remained friends because the guys think that girl drama is stupid and don't give a funk about uh wait and don't give a funk and would time waiting. From time to time will meet up and smoke blunts and whatever.

So recently my husband had to grab off her baby Daddy and asked me to come along and smoke a blunt with them. Her baby Daddy brought up how he used to swing and how fun it was and how much he missed all the ship that we used to do Niga. He even suggested at this point him and my ex best friend are not together, she says, but he even suggested that we have a threesome. And I felt weird about it because of the whole situation with his baby mom being my ex best friend. It also

seems complicated and I didn't want the drama. Did they already fuck it? Anyways, this is where we come in, you know, I mean, like before, Yes, they ended up doing a full spot before. Anyways, my whole ass decided to d m him that same night around one to two am. Here she goes, I've been drinking with one of my girlfriends. I was thinking about it all night,

and of course he was down. He came through. We fucked when my man came home, and we did our thing and we had a crazy and amazing, wild ass threesome. I just want to add that I knew it was wrong, but that's what made me want to do it even more. It turned beyond knowing that I'm sucking your baby daddy and don't even know bitch. Plus bucked over when it was my wedding, the most important day of my life, and you couldn't be there because you're a selfish ass bitch.

And we've been friends for over fifteen years. Her friends friends share podcast. Is she gonna hear this? I don't know at Oh, so here's the question. Am I funked up for fucking her baby daddy? We are still d m each other and are wanting to do it again. Should I stop now before things take a left turn? Or do it again? Thanks for listening, ladies. Might I add his dick is big and good and good. Thanks for listening. I won't add the ps um and perpendiction.

Uh why don't you have the ps Oh wait, never mind, she said, p S If you do decide to read this ship. Can you make sure it's the podcast that's on the Apple podcast apps? Her best friend probably goddamns your loyal avid listener. Well, bitch, I don't know how loyal you are now. I don't know if you're listening to the show. Be honest, you have to be honest. That's what the show was about. Honesty. Horrible. And you think because they fun before, it's okay that she's sucking

him still, But what okay? There is this? Do you know why? I feel like di feel like she's doing it obviously, but she said that the dick is big and good too, so she's also still getting enjoyment out of it. I'll tell you, as someone who's had threesomes with someone where years I joined someone or I had someone joined me in a threesome. If those two went out outside of the threesome, you know model that we

introduced all of each other too. I do feel some type of way it's a different thing because her man's friends with him. It's someone that's already been in her life. I ain't gonna lie to have a nigga that's gonna let you get fucked by another nigga. Not many other people are gonna stay what you look like? No, why you always want to say that? Why? But why you want to see? What? It matter? What? A matter? What?

She don't need a visual. I make my own the same way when I read goddamn all these sex books. I create my own. I want to know what that nigga looks like. I ain't gonna lie. That's why she said, can you please post it to the half? She said, so I wont Now it is kind of wrong you think you think it's so. Here's the thing. I don't know why they fell out, but I will at least say this. I think that this is a high level of like maliciousness and pettiness. When actually, can I say that?

Because you did pull people out of her wedding? She did, and that's the most and a wedding without two people just like that, we're supposed to be a part of the wedding. That's a lot. It's the same level of petty. So you think that as long as you match the level of petty, we can excuse it. I want to know, because this is the rational you've given. If you match the petty, it's okay, um, I'll say, I'll say to

me Um, I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying, like, I just think that if you and your husband are in this you know, realm to where you're swinging of all the niggas, you can go get another nigga. You can go to a sex club and find another partner. To me, it is is just malicious. And if they said that they don't want to get in between girls ship, I think it's petty also for your husband to even

agree to do this. Personally, I think that if you wanted to stay out of girl drama, this, if it gets out, is now going to involve everybody in this girl drama. So as men, if you don't want to be involved in girls ship, to me, this is something that if it gets out, y'all are now a part of the goddamn pettiness drama. Nous because y'all shouldn't have done this ship either. But I think she wants the petty.

I think the pettiness right, what is just like God damn, I wanted told Well, she's married and been doing this for a while, so I would assume maybe early thirties, my thirties, that's most of our demographic. The pettiness is the lube is shut, she said, that's the part that turns her on. I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm just saying I want to ask you, have you ever had sex out of spite and it felt good? Though? Because so I've had so I've had, like I know,

even a mutual friend of ours. When her and the nigga broke up, I feel like he tried to funk all of her friends. And I felt like he only tried to funk all of us. And I think he even tried to fuck you fuck me trying to funk all of us out of spite. Who oh he did? And so to me, look was a silence he did. But even with him trying to come onto us, I knew you just trying to fuck us to make her

feel bad. I just want to know. Here's the thing, I actually don't care about, like sharing niggas, Like I don't care, I don't care about sharing niggas, but don't as out a spite is different than I was gonna say, a spiteful fuck. No, you know what that happened to me though, because so I was like, and I found

did you know that? No? I didn't know that bitch tell me how that friends and I ain't know that that ship came out on an accident and it was I was like what so so I was like, okay, I know that happened because there was an old trick that I fucked and I was like, okay, well maybe that's why. But I was like, well mine wasn't spite, so does it wait the same? So that's so that's what I wanted to ask. Because they're doing it in secret? Is it really out of spite? If the other person

doesn't know? How how do you feel like you're doing it in spite? Yeah, because we're not. Do you believe this because you got the one up? That's all that counts. It's either you don't need to fucking know, but like I know, like that's the one up I got on you, which is crazy because I feel like that's where if you bring up the one up, that's where a lot of we've had the conversations to where you let your

man know who you other part about it? Is it spightful when one they've already done it, her baby daddy knows about it? Like you got a whole nigga. I don't know I've sleep it's broken up now, the baby daddy up part accounts. But so I think there's the thing that is a big deal here, and it's how much of a friend should I be when you're not my friend anymore? That is really what it comes down to.

I think the biggest deal that we could do that as people is just not tell secrets, Like I don't think it's fair to when you stop being friends, tell secrets. I'll do than that. I kind of don't care, and I really expect much more because to me, if I was your friend when I told you something, please at least keep that part private, you know what I mean, Like, even if you hate me now, at least hold up

to that part. Other than that, I kind don't care about anything else, and I don't expect anything from anyone. The only thing I expect is just don't tell secrets. You can tell people you hate me, you can tell people whatever. But like, if there's really in depth ship, then that her question was subjective, but she even said my hoo asked, so are you wrong subjectively? Yes, um, but one may not think you're wrong either because you know,

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this goddamn show. Thank you guys for supporting us. This has been yet another episode of Horborle Decisions by We know you're s can You're really good at it, period, but I want people to know that you educated like us, So go ahead and let the people know what you're doing now. Yeah. Sure, So I just started offering coaching sessions online, so I'm not doing therapy online as well,

face to face, right, which I've already been doing. And then I've also literally just started within the last month the beginning process of my nonprofit, which will be a mental health center that is like really focused on black folks and sex workers. But we're gonna be offering like therapy, holistic services, massage, acupuncture, breaky all the type of ship, and we're gonna offer free s CD and HIV services.

That's really I just want to like a free clinic. Yeah, because what was your experience, Like, I mean, it was rough, to be honest, It's terrible, right, I really was like I'll just pay them money, but I don't want to say it like that, but like, no, be honest, you know, I want to be a part of why I'm starting this like center is because like I mean, obviously I'm very open and comfortable and like, oh my god, just

test me because I'd be sucking dick. But like I feel like when I also go to these like free clinics, I'm experienced them. I'm experiencing them from the perspective of what a regular person who is not literally didn't even get seen. So I went in it like writing hours, right, Like I have people nice, are they polite? Curious. Are they friendly? Are they welcoming right you? Are they making you feel okay? No, it's more so like everybody has pity on you. Because so I went to the NYC

Free Clinic. It's on fourteen think, um, sorry, but one floor is an insurance one floor isn't right. And it's just like they just fucking know they separate, like who's paying with insurance and who's paying out a pocket that's already that's already. That's like, bitch you on a pocket you can you don't even have insurance, you probably shouldn't be fucking you. And that's the other problem with it. It's like you're watching them other people being prioritized because

they're sharing the same doctors. So I couldn't even finish the day out and I was like, look, it's the lady. I was like, I recently did a CBC complete, but check out whatever. I was like, I just need a urine, Like can I just pean a cup in your analysis? And she's like no, like it has to be a whole process. I'm really sorry. So then I called a place that I used to go walk in clinic. Um, it's one fifty to get your whole check up whatever. Right, if I want them to send the results, then it's

at also a different costs. One fifty is just to piss in the cup and be seen. No, that's crazy. It is crazy. It's crazy, but like so I know I can get it in and out, so I'm gonna do it right. But the whole the whole thing is like someone who is like not comfortable with their sexuality and getting tested and their sexual health and then going to a place and they have to wait all day and it's like we gotta PREDI extra. It's just they're not going and keeping people' not even gonna go. I'm

just not going to get tested. And that's like going against the whole. Pointer was on a bus. I walked by this fucking when you made that Judges, it was negative no no, no, like yeah, and I legit was leaving the gym. I saw the bus and I was like, yeah, yeah, the bus is normally the test, and I just said, I'm like, fuck it, it's a prick. It's twenty man.

I thought about every dirty tea. They have HIV test now that are literally like one two minutes, so they're like switching over from this like twenty minute rapid test to even shorter amount of test. That's amazing, really good. But the fact that how how quick it was. And the girl looked at me too, and she had to say one thing like she was like, oh, have you

been tested recently? And I was like yeah, And I was like, I appreciate the work you doing list and she was like, do you want to come on this bus? She was like it'll make other people come, and they be trying to get people. If it's free, I'm gonna do it. And I mean, they didn't make it very seamless,

but just imagine if you could do it. You're you're in sample like that, you know what I'm saying like, But we're also like in the industry of like being comfortable with sex and completely and I feel like we can't even imagine what it's like to like not be in this space. So people who have never been tested, people who are like maybe I do have HIV, maybe I do have fucking climity. I don't know, they're not

gonna want to get on a fucking bus. They're not gonna want to wait six fucking hours to get their fucking tests. Long time bros like fucking you two hours. I was like, I have climity. I was like that, I like good, I even with Conas. And then I'd be like, what did it break? But I was still thinking, but his skin was still rubbing on me. And then I kept something from that area. Actically, I swallowed