For Facts Sake! with Weezy and Eddie

episodes that are fun as fuck enjoy podcast. So for anyone who's listening right we're recording remotely Eddies in l am in New York. That it's just a reaction that happens with vegan food and and you know, you have to clap to make a placeholder for the audio. And for some reason, it's just like my clap is not on B and I feel like i'd be on BE but I don't know. Your clap has way more sold

than my clap. You go like you put some like attitude in it, and I go like this, I go like this, like I just want to kill a fly. I want to kill a fly, but I also I hate that I'm murdering another animal. You know, Oh, there's a religion called jayani is Um that I studied where they're like, they totally don't they don't believe in killing anything, so they like, well, legit, walk barefoot without shoes in case they like step on an end. Are you serious? Huh?

This is also what I would like to call WPS. How you been, How you feeling? How was your day? Well? Shall we start with wh whoa? Okay? Okay, So we have a segment on the show called who what Where? Basically an opportunity for us or one of us, to at least rant let it out because we all had situations like that where someone's in your way or someone bothers you with its social media and life for someone on the street read whoever? So what happened a bit?

Like I said, her name was Fawn, not Dawn, but Fawn. That's where we really fucked up. Let me just start by saying, I'm gonna keep using my Apple product, but I'm allowed to talk to and I'm so tired of people with androids, like I vent it on Twitter for a second and then shut the funk up. Those goddamp phones blew up and we ain't forget about it, So

just leave me alone. So anyway, I wake up, I'm doing my thing, I'm on my spin bike and everything's going fine, and then suddenly my iPhone is acting weird. I'm like, let me restart it. Yeah, the latest one, ten X whatever, the three camera ship. Okay, So I reboot it and it just stays in the Apple and I was like, I'm not going to freak out. Let me give it a minute. I come back after a shower. Still was like, that's a lie. I didn't take a shower today. I came back after just or whatever. I

don't know what I did. I just felt like a sounded. So you're filthy, you're sweaty, you're pissed. Your phone isn't working. Oh man, I wish I was there, so far away, wish I was there. So let me just tell you how bad this was. So I couldn't work, tried to reboot it, plugged in the computer, tried to restore it wasn't working. So what do I do? I go on? I thought I could chat with someone. You can't. However, they would like to send you a text message to

your phone. Wait a second, make sure you did you do the Apple support chat on the Yeah, you know what I went on that one time and I asked them one of them out on a date. I think it got really weird. She said like well, I'm like, hey, what are you? What are you up to? And she's like, well, I'm in San Francisco. Oh cool, I'm not that far away.

If you ever in l A, let's hang out. She's like, they are great on there though, Like I've had a great conversation with a woman on there who helped me with my computer, and I was like, you are my girl for life. She was like yes, girl, like it was fun and anyway, So I get on. I tried to get on there, but there's they make you send you know, attack to your phone, which is ironic because I literally click the option that said phone won't power on. Y'all didn't think it as so whatever. Then it says

call support. How can I fucking call support without a goddamn phone? So what do I do? I try to do an audio call, but you can't do that unless it's to like an eye message iPhone type of thing. And then I download Google Voice so that I can actually call through my computer. You can't call eight hundred numbers on Google fucking Voice. So then what do I do?

My let mee. Everyone that's close to me has a job during the day that they can't attend to me, or because they're fucking busy, something like damn, who could I use right now? So I call one of my friends because I know she okay, it's the next trip. What's up to? He's sucking working, he has a few works in fintech, Like he can't get on the phone and three way Apple for me, you know what I mean? Because he's used sing it. So I call this bitch.

She used to strip o who well she she was, She is a stripper, but she can't strip right now because of the quarantine. I'm like, she's definitely not going to be using her phone but for anything but Instagram. If I call her, she answers the phone like hello. I'm like, bits, what's up? Don't really care what's up? But I just need her to let me. So I'm like, look, I've been wanting to send you a housewarming gift. I

know she just moved into a new place. I was like, but I feel like it needs to be a trade because we haven't talked in that long, because like, really, tell me what you mean. I was like, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. But I need you to let me use your phone for an hour. So I told her what was going on. I'm like, I need you because mine jump talking through my computer because I can't call anything. This all sounds like my nightmare. This

is my complete nightmare. The phone goes down. I'm like, the idea of having to use someone else's to borrow your phone for one hour just sounds Oh my god, give me anxiety. And hearing this, She's like, how can I let you use my phone? I'm like, all you have to do is to stay on the phone, just call Apple three way and just leave the phone. She's like, all right, cool, no problems. So, because again I could not through the computer calling a hundred numbers, Stripper's phone

got so many cool pictures in it. Probably I know, if only I could really use her phone. So she calls I don't know what She went to go do, maybe practice, And I was a whole and fucking I hear a voice come on after fifty seven minutes, and I only know because that's what it's said on Google Boys. So I run to the computer and I'm like, hi, Hi, Oh, my god, I've been waiting so long. I'm so happy

you're here. Not an applely personality. I just want to say, because normally they're like, well I'm here to house, so fond didn't sound very like because like, yes, you're talking to Fawn and how can I help you? I was like, oh, is it Dawn? Fawn like a baby deer bitch, hold up, like, relax, Bambi. I hate people have attitude about not it's not my fault. I mean it's over the phone, like dude, like relax.

I don't have to know your name or the moment you say it, especially if it's like sounds like another word like is don You can't get offended? How can you get offended? But you know you've got a hard last name. Now I'm already fucking man right, like I'm mad, and I'm just like okay, let me go, and I'm like listen, I'm just trying to reboot my phone. I've tried all the steps. I'm wondering if you can help me with anything further. She's like, huh, you already tried

to reboot it. I'm like, yeah, well, the only thing you could do is a hard reset. I was like, right, I know that, but I wonder if maybe there's another step that you could see that I can't. She's like, no, you named him. Huh Oh, Now I'm pissed. I was like, hold on. But then I'm like, let me not get beside myself, because I need to different help me. I said, I just want to know because I feel like if I walked into an Apple store, somebody would be able to help me in a way that I can't help myself.

All I've been using is that unity word on Apple. I waited on hold for an hour before I wipe out everything in my phone. Is there just one more step I haven't named? You could tell me the pauses for like ten sex only say now what? Oh? Then I lost it. I said, you know what? Does Apple know that the ship you could do is the ship that I can figure out on Google? Does Apple know? I said? Is this a recorded line? Fawn? Oh? So fucking yeah. That she doesn't sound like a genius to me.

She doesn't sound like she's much help. You know what's funny? I hate when I hate when people like technical technical services. They know you're vulnerable, You're the worst, You feel so handicapped, and it's partly their fault because now you're so these phones on you. And they asked you the simplest questions, like one time my internet was out and I asked Spectrum, I go, hey, my internet is not working, and I go, is it plugged in? Dude, I'm gonna fucking strangle you.

Has that ever worked? Has everyone been like whoa, whoa, this thing needs power? I thought it was like a windmill. Hold on, Andy, let me stop you there for a second. I worked at a cell phone store, first for for a telecommunications company seven years and in retail. I can't say it on this podcast, so I mean, yeah, I moved me to New York. I moved for their work, for their corporate offices. But long story short, I was in there one day. This is a true fucking story.

I sold this guy a brand new iPhone fives at the time. I remember because it was an old color. He was so excited, older guy, maybe seventies. He comes in the next day and he almost throws the phone and me, he goes, you sold me this phone. You knew I didn't want to buy it, and it doesn't power on, it doesn't do anything, and you told me it had a brand new battery. And I said, sir, white guy, old white guy. Oh yeah, old white guy. He said, I said, you have a car, right you have?

You drove a car here he said yeah. I said, and that might have a brand new battery when you buy it. But do you put gas in it? Um? Yeah, what's your point? Did you charge it? But he's like, so I should put gas on my phone. I don't need to charge it. It's a brand new battery. You know. The people are down, so I don't. I don't. But that guy, I will say he was rude. But sometimes when I hear seven year old person who can't figure out technology, I'm always like, all right, I get it.

The world scary, these crazy little contracted My mom, dude, My mom not only doesn't have a cell phone, she has a landline, no call waiting. How old your mom? That's not that old enough house, dude. And when I hear about my friends and my girlfriend tells me about her mom texting or stuff, I'm just like, I do not have that problem. I I when I call my mom, it's like I'm it's almost like I'm like on a like I'm calling an Airline's like it's busy, Okay, I'll

try back in an hour. It's like what I'm telling I can talk to Delta before I can talk to my mom. It's insane. And I and I said, why don't you get called waiting? What if it's an emergency? Like well, if if they really want to talk to me, they'll call me back. I'm like that is such an

and and over to say. And my number is on a piece of paper on the fridge at home, and a little booklet with my number and my brother's numbers in life, I think even nine one ones in there, Like why do you need to write just in case? You never know? I might lose it? But there is a freedom in that. Think about it, right, you could compare my mom to you, right, obviously there's a huge age difference, but she doesn't worry about her phone breaking down.

She doesn't worry about like apps. There's a freedom was crippled today, you know how? Like in the all I could think of was who the how the fund? Can I get to Cupertino, California? Where the fun they make? No phones? No? Yo? Isn't that what it says when you turn it on? Pertino is a city in Santa Clara County, almost known for Yes, I swear to you. I almost I thought I was going to ship a brick. I was so mad today it quit ruined my whole day.

Then let me just tell you how ship is bubbled up. Right, here's the where you're sweaty, You're angry, get sweatier. Okay, what happens where I'm in my apartment? Now I'm starting to get hungry. I'm like, yo, I ain't got no food in his motherfucker. But I can't leave because I'm waiting for Apple to call me back through the computer stripper phone. So what do I do? I'll let me order some food. I go on Uber Ease, I did my number. We just sent you a text to verify

it to you. Now I can't even eight without my phone. That's how dependent I am. Your fridge, nothing, this can of wine that I'm drinking. Why do I have a can of wine? You may ask why, I'm not going to tell you. All I'm gonna say is that was all I had. So now I'm sucking litt in here because I've got a six pack can of peanut noir wine and there's nothing else. I'm meaning crackers and wine and just live it. It's like Jesus, you need a

full fridge. Man, you shouldn't. I'm not only to judge you might have more sex toys and actual produce in your fridge. I'm just saying that's a fact. I literally could put you out three right now, and I have one. I don't know a lettuce. Here's the thing, though, you know, when I do my grocery run, I go hard. You know what I mean, because you've seen my stairs and so just right now, I just don't want to go up and down them. So I just ordered until I'm

ready for that kind of activity again. So recap that, fawn bitch. Sorry, lady Fawn done. I don't care what your name is, dead don Donna the dead, where you're rman, and what your phone? So you know, I I feel for you. If my phone went down right now, I don't know what I do. I would just like walk into traffic or something. Dude, I couldn't even write you back. You're like, oh, I thought you're gonna set up the Instagram. I can't do with the phone. I was like, you know,

what fu him to? What have I been up to? What have I before we get to our top, what have I been up to? Well, I really I got into a show. I'm like deep into a show right now, and I love now. I'm not I'm not. I'm not talking about our topic. The topic is related to TV. But it's a show that maybe you wouldn't guess, but man, I'm into it. And like I watched the last episode, the first episode of the new season last night, I

was like, oh, yes, I love Insecure. Why I I go for the writing, but I stay for the sex. Oh man, every episode some good a Nubian sex and I right, oh god man, I loving it. Dude, I love that show. And you know what's fun with my girlfriends? Like, you're gonna love it? I will, I dude, I will see this feels it feels real. It feels real. It's like it's like it's like black Sex in the City meets I don't know, like that like meets Master and None.

It's I got a bunch of cool shows that I like that are together, and I like Sex a City. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I I had a girlfriend that was into it and I would and I was like, I'm not gonna like this and then I'm like, Samantha, I hope she really finds love and I hope, you know, I hope Big finally comes around. Like what am I saying? Anyway, so insecure, I got into it, and man, I'm like, I love the show and Molly's toxic any hole? Uh Molly, dude, Molly,

I'm so glad that Brian Asian the next man. Yeah, I'm glady. I'm glad he cut his hair. I was a little bit like, he looks a little bit like a Mortal Kombat character should cut it. I comes into the whole like long hair thing. It was very like, this is really this guy. This guy is a dream catcher. This guy looks like he's I can't even spell Chakras, but this guy gets it. Um but um But I do like the show a lot. I like the show and I just watched the Last Night too first time

or the new episode a new episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I like it. And I will say this. Women know what I'm talking about, all right. When I'm talking about the show. It doesn't matter what race you are. When you watch this show, you have to met that ices clothes are amazing. She dresses well. All the women have amazing wardrobe. The men are terrible. I feel like that

man's wards of that show. Dude, some of the shirts that these guys are wearing, Like, dude, you look like in the arm brown shirt and Urmandy exchange mannequin please, I honest to god, Batch shows. Sorry, watch a lot of news. You know. When the girl walked into Lawrence his apartment and he had on that brown shirt, I was like, Wow, this is a very very very expensive production. I mean, it's one of HBO's most popular shows. And you guys thought The Brothers was the place for that.

You guys did the person who did wardrobe in this show said, you know what, the shirt doesn't need sleeves. So many guys and it doesn't matter to have arms or not. I'm like, oh, that one tall guy, the really tall guy who was in the open marriage. I'm sorry, I'm ruining the show. Spoiler Gerona is he's a friend of the show. We gotta have him on here too. Yeah, he's uh he was seven tall, big guy six nine is a big guy. I was like, this is a

good looking brother. He's a good looking guy. He's smooth, he's sexy, and why did they put him in that shirt on. I don't know, he's got some weird my god, some of the tightest dress shirts and I'm sure he got them and was like all right, you know, like all right, it's a check dude. It's so funny. Like I've been a fan of his for a while. And when we interviewed him, he came in on horrible decisions. I was like, Oh, I fucked this guy. Yeah, look

at the jeans. Okay, And then I watched Insecure because it was rolling at the time that we were interviewing it. I was like, maybe not. I feel like you should have some say so and I feel like he had none, and I I don't know, Maybe they just want the guys to look a little weird. Yeah, maybe, uh Lawrence. Lawrence is a good looking dude. He's a good look. All the guys are very attractive on the show. Yeah. I mean, I could set the guy that she the t s, a guy that she sucked hard pass from him.

He's I think he's a comic in New York. I think I met him once. Sorry, I mean, would I would I be a great character on that show? Would I be like Molly's interests? Yeah? I mean you can see it. I mean I often get Latin Ryan Gosling. I'm not out loud, but I'm sure they're thinking it. I would be a great interest girl. He's funny. I can hear it anyway. I would dress better. You've got the sports t voice, the newscaste voice. They'd be down. Yeah I could. I don't know. But Molly is toxic

and every show I'm just shaking her head. Like you, no one can be happy unless she's happy. Okay, I get it. And a lot of women have friends like that, where it's like you root for me, but you don't root for me unless you're doing well too. Come on, Eddie, come one sassy snapping on this show? Um, that kind of LEAs kind of Let's let's lead into our topic because we talked about TV. We did yours from what where?

Which is? And if you work for app bowl and you can hook up Louise on this, please send her a phone, do something. We need her to have a phone. God, how can I instagrampa without it? I can't handle the distance between us and I. On top of that, her getting me back to me a v like hotmail? Help? I have no phone? Oh, it's a o L. Let's keep going back to the topic at hand. So we talked about TV. We talked about a fun show Insecure,

great show on HBO. New season came out. Not a sponsor the show, but if they want us to be a character, that'd be cool. Anyway, everyone's watching TV. Everyone's at home watching almost too much TV. But there's one TV show that's I would say, sweep the nation, I mean, not chest the nation a press conference. What do you mean, Donald Trump? Oh, yeah, he mentioned he mentioned um one TV show that I remember hearing rumblings about it when

it first came out. I was like, really, and then get into it, and then you look at your watch and you're like, dude, I've been up three in the morning. I watched the whole thing. It's it's it's a complete car crash. You can't keep your eyes away from it. It's drink. It's like white ghetto trash. The meth really just got me. Yeah, I mean the math and and

and we're not going to give too many spoilers. I think there's nothing that you couldn't have seen on the internet by now that we're saying, you know, I take that back. You know what if you if this is a spoiler for you, you're what's wrong with you? Everyone's watching I don't care, right, Like, come on, don't say you don't have the time. Have Netflix? Right? She doesn't

know how to use that. And even she called me a few days ago and she says, okay, so I downloaded it, and now how do I make it a TV? How do I take the Tiger Show on the TV? It's in the phone, and how does it go in the TV? I was like, dude, if she heard it, yeah, if your mom's watching it, if your mom's watching it without even having Netflix, and you have no excuse. We're talking about Tiger King. Of course, Tiger King one of the biggest shows happening right now in the world. And

I've seen it. You've seen it. It's a fascination, it's it's it's pretty incredible that this was happening the whole time and no one talked about it up until now, really, you know what I mean? Like there was like, how do we it's because it's that down home Oklahoma shit and don't nobody give a fuck, but how do I don't even know Joe Exotic brand for Like that was wild to me, but I do want to start with the fact, my fact first. I feel like yours is gonna be so fucking out there. I would just like

to start with some basics. Okay, cool. So once again the shows for facts sake, we talked about random facts about certain topics, and this topic is tiger king. So you're gonna go first shooting me, get me with it, Get me with shoot me with it, shoot me with it. Um. I love this one. So it's about the main guy of the show, Joe Exotic. This I thought was sucking insane. Despite Joe many brushes with the law, he used to be of police offers that I did read that, I

said to that one fucking crazy. One would think, uh, you know, he'd know know it well enough to avoid legal trouble, but obviously not. He graduated from high school, became a police officer in East bayl whatever that is, and when he was nineteen he was promoted to cheap of police. Is he not the fucking reno nine one one? Yeah? Could you just imagine Joe exciding how is the meth coke doing? Openly admitting it? Gay man? The motherfucker chief

of police, dude, he's so many layers of crazy. It's like if someone told me here, I got a character for you. What is it. He's like, he's a gay lion tamerr. I go, okay, cool, all right, it seems kind of typical. But loves guns all right and meth. Okay, two husbands. One's got more guns and teeth. Whoa dude. That guy's teeth, that guy has been. That guy's teeth are practicing social distancing, you know what I mean? Like that guy, you know they say math roster teeth. That

guy he said it. Did you say that on the show? Yeah? He was like, they say it, you know, affects the downs. And then when he was saying, and you know, I'm my people think I'm a bisexual, but I've never been with a man. I've had girlfriends all through high skeol

and dude, that's how strong meth is. Meth makes you be like, you know, I've never been with a man, but hey like to get a puff, right, And everyone's like, no, you know, I've dabbled in drugs, right, And I've and I feel like, if if you can name a party drug, I've tried it a little bout. Yeah, I dealt the

issue or whatever. So like when watching Tiger Kings, I was laugh to myself thinking like, oh, I've never had a drug right right, you know, the trunks that I have done had made me want to go on the dance floor and like, hug my friend, kiss your girlfriend. You're dancing. You're like, I can taste the music. It got it been there, But I never was like, yeah, let me live in a rat infested trailer and the Joe Exotics New Pit. No, the last time I did I do I don't do any drugs at all. I'm

pretty clean. I barely drank. The last time I did drugs, I did shrooms. Maybe I was like twenty years old and I freaked out and it never did anything. Oh no, yeah, I just did them last week. I'm doing them right now this whole podcast. So he was a chief of police. When was that to say when how old he was? It says he was nineteen, but it doesn't say anything about the year. But I mean, damn, how old is he? Like?

How old did he look while watching it? Because you know, wa wait wait wait wait wait wait he was the chief of police at the age of nineteen. Oh, I just found it. Yes, how old he is right now. Yeah, seven good guests. He looks good for a METHI tiger guy. He actually he looks exactly his Yeah, dude, you know what's funny. As soon as I watched that show, I was like, Oh, here's every white guy's costume for Halloween. Oh I will be the polygamous traple and I want

to be Carol. Oh nice, My gays are going to do the couple and I'll be Carol. Right. Um, So I did read that that that to add on to your fact that he was the chief police, but he's also he I think he was dismissed because he was gay, which I don't approve of. I think that's what happened. I was actually joking around when I said a gay math pa he really Yeah. I didn't find that fact.

Wow interesting it must have been. I mean, I will say this though on a serious note, being you know that part of the country, being who you are in that regards actually must be taught. Yeah. And to be on top of that, to be like I'm really into tigers and math wow. I mean, buddy, one battle at a time. I just love that he's gay as ship

with those guns. Yeah, I mean memes for days anyway, off of Joe, I like, I feel like yesterday, you know, we went through a little bit of some facts together and yours were just so off the fucking wall that Yeah, okay, here's mine, all right, here's my factory one. Tiger King is mostly about big cats, although the reptile residents of the park have have a sad story storyline as well, and one of the episodes, one of their enclosure catches fire.

John Finlay told David Spade in the video interview that some of the alligators at the Exotic Animal Park came from Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch where Also he also said that working with the crocodiles and alligators are more dangerou and them working with big cats, in part because reptile's giant and threatening tails. Finally, Finlay also said he's not in contact with Joe Exotic anymore. Plants to get all the tattoos of Joe's name covered up and it's an engaged,

ful woman. Now that's like I would with no tea. Yes, that's what they had in the end of the end of the episode. So I did not know there was a reptile section. So yeah, because it's like a zoo, right, So I got a bunch of it. And I can see the crocodiles being worse because they're just like a fucking serpent from Hell, and the cats can at least see them being cuddly. I mean whatever. But the fact that the crocodiles and alligators came from the Neverland Ranch,

that's wild to me. I mean, this was I think about Michael holl Big Michael Jackson's apart, uh sorry, his his his compound was that he had crocodiles and ship. I heard about. You don't remember him trying to I would have assumed that is actually not that shot. The fact that they came from there is weird, But the fact that Michael had tigers and ship isn't weird to me, only because after I saw that shock, I was buying tigers from that show. He didn't buy I think. I

think he just went through to pet them. No, he got one from Joe. He has them. Oh really, yes, So, like that's the thing. These celebrities are keeping fucking tigers and their residence and and keeping them as pets, and it's a very common thing, according to what Tiger Kings showed us. So like hell no, I shocked the Michael's a motherfuck I'm weirdo. And of course I'm sure he had that shape up. What else was he going to do to your kids? Think about those crocodiles. Have seen

those crocodiles have seen? Like, no, not another boy? Is it for me? I thought I was going to eat the boy. Um, this is off topic, but I gotta be honest. I don't think he did it. I just think he was like I think his brain was like that of a fourteen year old kid. I don't think he did it. I will say so. I think that he lived a sheltered life and maybe he doesn't do them as sexual, but maybe he didn't. He didn't without even knowing. I don't know. I think he did do it,

but that's just me, you know. I mean he does look he does look creepy, So I mean he does have a creepy look. But I will say it is every and if if any listener out there is, I'd say black right. I just want to say, have we not had a Thanksgiving y'all where everybody has to talk about this and argue at the table. It is such a fucking joy that's still coming up. Oh, it just keeps coming up, and my grandma loves to take her fork with cranberry st still dripping and let you all know,

I don't know why everybody think he did it. He was a troubled boy. That's pretty funny. That doesn't come up in our Thanksgiving dinners. Mostly it's like, Eddie, why don't you have a house yet? I told you mom, I'm a podcaster. I'm a radio internet god. Oh basically, yeah. I think it's just kind of fascinating that, like, I don't know that that these guys um that that more celebrities are tied to animal exotic animals than you think, you know what I mean. Obviously we knew about Michael Jackson,

but the Shaquille and Neil thing. I think it's kind of fascinating that these guys, they're clearly rich, they get it. I get why White Trash likes it because it's kind of like, oh, you know, hey, I have a sense of I have something over these animal Yeah. I mean it is strange, and I think that I learned a lot, Like you know, when I was watching that that segment where they were talking about how that guy and his wife were using cats to learn women into a hotel.

I was like, that sounds like the dumbest ship. But then I thought about it and I'm like, Okay, well they didn't leave. That was probably cocaine, but I'm sure there was a moment where they were like, hey, we've got cocaine and tigers want to see. And that's when I think it was like really going the fun down. It's just a weird tool to like get people attracted to you. And I never forget that thing that that guy said in the beginning of being around these cats

make you feel powerful. You know what is you know this thing can literally rip your throat out. Yeah, not a lot of people have it. That statistic really kind of blew me away. The fourth thound, there's more animal. There's more tigers and captivity in America than they are in the wild in the whole world. I think there's something about not just white trash, but just like people in America look at these animals and go, isn't it crazy?

I gotta fucking tiger. It's like having a like having a Bugatti or something like that, Like, isn't this they're obsessed? Was showing off. It's that extra step of something that you don't have that. I do. So your fact was never Land crocodiles. Yeah, never Land. I don't know never Land even had crocodiles. I mean I thought he would have like animals that are like, are cute lure kids. You know, Hey, look at this little this little pony. Don't you to ride it? Me? What maybe the proct

for the parents anyway? So I got what's your fact? So that's seven bitch, Carol basking. Um, So I really loved this. They get into um, Carol's entrepreneurial ventures, and I just have two that are very interesting. So after deciding that breeding show cats wasn't enough for her, she began her journey into the world, and at just seventeen, she was rescuing bobcats and along with that gig, Carol started a lawn business that would bring lamas to clients

houses to trim the grass by eating it. Really. Oh but that's not my favorite hustle. My favorite hustle is her saying it's in saying. After marrying her now missing husband, Carol and Don opened up a wildlife facility which included eight bed and breakfast where you could give seventy five bucks to spend the nights, spend the night with cougar like older women or like okay number one, the first fact, okay number one, I find this would be very interesting.

Lamas are from Peru. I'm have proofing Peru. Peru is South America. Latinos are you telling me, even in the animal world, Latinos are still cutting grass? Are you fucking kidding me? Lama's bro And also like, how do you advertise for that ship? We got these long neck motherfucking not giraffes, but white giraffes, conda and it'll cut your grass. We got these, We got these funky donkeys that will cut your grass for you. Um, what the hell? I wonder how much? I wonder how much it charges to

get that your lama cut. They didn't put the price, but it says when she also like, just just if you didn't want to amp up the white trash there you go. Also just want to add in there as a Floridian, I am taking the blame for some of this, but we know Floridian the dumbest, and they're from Tampa and live in Tampa. Can you just imagine waking up in Florida and seeing a fucking lama caught in your

neighbor's grass. Yeah, your neighbors Like, um, you're like, hey, your grass are really uneven there, and like yeah, but a fucking lama did it, man, isn't that cool? Like no, So that the first fact was that she had a small old side hustle with getting lamas to cut the grass. And the second part of that fact was I love that. So her and Dawn allowed people, while having the zoo or rescue felcility whatever, allow people to sleep with the cougars for seventy five bucks so you can have them

in your room and stuff at night. Well, I'm assuming they were in a cage or something. They didn't give much detail on that, but it's still dumbest. But you know what's a sad part is they probably sedated him. They probably sit dated the cougars and so you could sleep in the bed and it was just like cut and furry. I guarantee I will give her this one credit.

I do believe when they were saying that he wanted to do more of money kind of shipped, but he wanted to make this more of a business, and she wanted to rescue. She cared about the animal. For I believe that only because she's a weirdo and I've never met like a true animal lover. That didn't give me a little light, a little crazy. She had good intentions after she killed her husband. Any she's just a big art. She fed that tiger, so what it's her dumb husband

at lista tigers fed um? So yeah? So they so they had out of their ventures and it was a lama trim and grass for her at seventeen and bnbre sleeping for seventy bucks. You'll listen. I like, I like a dog, not a cat guy because I'm allergic. I like a nice dog. I don't even mind an animal here and there. You know, if I see a guy and I see a cop and a horse and like wool. Also, she's got a podcast called cat Chat, Hey are you Cool? Cats and Kittens, um, where she educates the listeners about

animal rights and features former employees of rival companies. What a little bit. I just listener for facts sake? How about that everyone's got a podcast? Another fact? Uh? Okay, here's mine alright, So basically learned this one day. Had a couple of side hustles that are still animal related but also kind of odd. Okay, here's mine. This one is about tigers in general. Now, obviously is the Tiger King. Tigers are the main focal point of the of the show,

and we're talking about the tiger on the podcast. But I thought, well, let's let's let's develop let's find some an odd fact, an odd fact about tigers in general. Apparently, a tiger's penis doesn't erect even when aroused, and there was a localized logical reason behind it. As an internal extra skeletal clum or a penis bone does all the work.

It is present in all mammals and primates. Drifting at the end of the penis backlum results best in sexual procreation, resulting into great advantages for the mail by locking the penis mid sex, by locking the process mid sex and preventing a female to mate with others before the sperm completely gets absorbed. So basically they don't get hard. They have like just dick splint that that that like goes up and then locks them in and keep their jibs inside them. I just want to add I also read

this and it had so many words. I was like, I don't know that me and I just want to like, I don't need I don't want to sound like an idiot, but so a bone there's yeah, there's apparently all men to have it, but it's always it's it's president all mammals and primes drifting at the end of the penis. But it's not like obviously developed in US as as human beings, but like these the specific animals still have it.

That crazy. That's really weird because like I always kind of picture like it's still like even if it's not a penis in vagina, it's a little panies. You know, they poke in there. Because when you watch animals suck on like Animal Channel or Planet Earth everything else puts me to sleep. I won't talk about but they're always kind of fucking like we are. We know what were baby ain't great? Hit? Good tune at a school dance? Uh? What was the Do you know that man? Human beings

the only animals have sex face to face? No, I didn't. Everyone does a doggy style, everybody, I didn't. The only thing I know about human beings as far as like sexual relations is human beings and tapeworms are the only monogamous animals really No, No, and penguin soup pengus a monogamous too. Now they suck around you. And see the one where they pay wind was like he found out his bitch was cheating at him and the man was fighting.

It was like blood every I'll send you the video. Interesting. Wow, it was like love and hip hop Arctic style. But I don't think penguins are monomous only because you can't. You can't really chase women if your legs are just feet, you know what I mean? You can be like, hey, look she's hot. No, she's probably like, uh, I'm gonna walk over there. I'm gonna Actually, there's eleven. You're right. The penguin came up a crane horse. Parrots parrots too.

Parrots are monogamous too. Bald eagles Okay, well, don't know where I got that fact, but the new one was the real one. So here's something. Here's something about animal penis is. Do you have a story of the weirdest animal penits you've ever seen? Because I got one. No, I just got my dog's little lipstick thing that. But what's yours? Why are you wiping your eyes? Are you trying to get it to go away? Pictured dogs a little fucking crayon coming out. One time, a buddy of mine.

You know when young men, when we're young boys are the weirdest of being perverted, you know, because we don't know what's wrong or it's right. I remember being young, my buddy had a dog. He's like, look at this, and he rubbed the dog's belly and his dick would come out and we're like, don't do that, don't do that. Happening that guy, what happened, Cody and had to be probably probably doing math on a tiger zoo. This is

like cool. One time one time I was looking for a roommate and uh, I was looking for apartment and this person said they had a dog on Craigslist and I opened and I knocked from the door and show opened the door and she was like, uh like, oh yeah, and I meet the dogs. An when the dog's name was and it was a great Dane. But she didn't put that, she didn't put that in the act. She just said, we have a dog. And like, yo, when you have a a Dane, it's not a dog, it's

another dude, you know what I mean? This is another this thing is more of a man than I am. And why they could come up, it could come up to my tits. You need to tell me, yeah, like if this thing should have pants on and where and and pay rent this thing you could get a job. But it had the biggest cock and balls on it for a dog, Like yo, that thing is swinging around. I feel like weird, just like I can't be naked around this guy. It's like every every guy knows what'm tommy.

You're you're in a gym locker room one. But he's got a huge dog and you're like, okay, I can't play in this. That's I gotta say, hey, look at that. You're well off. But here's the here's the biggest dick I've ever seen on an animal. Once there's a thing called the Royal Winter Fair. It's kind of like a back to my hometown of Toronto. They had like this thing where like they had like horses. It was like a like a pony show kind of thing where they

showed like prize winning horses like that. And we had a cool trip and we had to go on the back and the where they showed the horses and stuff like that and get them ready. And then one horse was taken a dump which was you ever seen a horse take a dump? It's fucking insane. It's like, so, I've unfortunately seen some besality porn on accident, like the horses dick like go in, but I never saw a horse take a shit. But how did you stumble upon that? Well?

We we I was like, look at that. I was like eight, and I looked like lumber just throwing being thrown off the back of the truck was like a lot of poop. But then I saw one one horse to get a boner, and it was fucking weird. It was insane, a horse getting a boner in real life. But hey, we've all seen it. We've all gathered around the teav even look at well, let's watch this horse bang as a lady. We've all been there, all right,

but but live dude. And then Mr Browning, who was our teacher, had one earring in the left ear and he had a man always pick him up after school and they always hugged him. And I was like, I think he's gay. You know, we're like, we're young, but we all knew. We didn't know what it it was. It was like, you know, it was like the nineties, right, But then I remember we all pointed look at his dick, and Mr Browning goes, stop it, stop it, And I think he peered over and looked think he peered over

and looked at it, like hello, hello. I mean horse dicks look so similar. I mean in comparison to I'm just saying with like another name and we'll take up zom would look like. But I think that's really the whole attractivity to it for people like into animals, like the horses like the next thing. Plus they're like long. But also I mean I'm always just really I can never get over the idea for best reality. When I it's a fucking horse, I know you just gotta ride home.

But uh, back to the tiger one. Is that so basically it doesn't need to get hard, it has a bone in its dick, it's got permanent viagrass. Isn't that crazy kind of wild? I think about that kind of work. I think it's a good idea. Imagine have one. I mean, if you could feel it going in who cares? Yeah, heart of a bone? I mean, hey, good for tigers, I guess that's probably it's probably easy for them to mate because they don't have to get a rouse they

just do it when they feel like doing it. They're just like like, you know, I got to get wet first, but not really if you Yeah, okay, that's my second fact. All right, you go, now I've got one. Um, I don't know. I felt like ligers kept coming up. Oh I saw that too. I saw that too. Yeah, And so I wanted to do a fact on ligers because the only time I had ever heard of it was Napoleon Dynamite when he said it's pretty much my famite animal. Uh. And I was like, this is fucking weird. And I

thought that lagers weren't a real thing. Um, but it turns out they're kind of not. They actually don't exist in the wild. Lion tiger mating only occurs in captivity. Um. It does not happen in a wild for the same reason that humans don't fuck grillas or chips. But tigers do have other They inter like have sex other cat animals, and they make other like other species like that. But like specifically, why ligers don't exist in the wild, Like,

that's not something that you'll see. This is something that I mean, humans have done when trying to make them. Um. Geography is another obstacle to the not to the lion, lion liger matings. I can't even get the word out lion tiger mating because wild tigers are generally in Asia, whereas lions are specifically Um, Africa. Yeah, I just want to see if you get it. I uh, the screen

clicked off, but yeah, Africa. Yeah, I've seen lion king. Um. I wonder if they treat it like jail, Like two guys are in jail, Like, hey, we're both here, why not you know, yeah, because like who else are gonna fuck like we're horning? You know what I'm saying. It's like when it's like when your bottom feeding, you're out for the night and everybody's kind of gone, You're like,

she's not the cupid off fuck. Um. It does say that there's a forest in India where it's the only place in the world where they'll overlap, and that's kind of where they believe that wild lagers roamed hundreds of years ago. People actually still don't believe it, but I guess because there was like this thing about line and tigers, they think that that's where it came from. But um, yeah, there, that's not even a fact. They're not really sure if that happened, but that may be the only wild Liger

story that's ever happened. I didn't even know that was a real animal until I watched the show. I don't know what that was. I didn't think it was really either. I thought Napoleon Dynamite was joking around. Um. I had no idea. Um. But yeah, I don't know the Lacker thing. I could see it being like a novelty or something to see if like you're in already paying to see some animals in captivity, or like fuck it, let's get

a licker in there too. A little more seriously, I kind of like kind of sad in a way when you think about it, like human beings are really trying to play mother nature. We're playing two animals together that don't need to be. And I think the desperation of money is what makes it even more sad ad um. I mean even to watch Carol Baskan rescuing them and

knowing that they're still behind cages. But just the entire premise of this show was just very depressing once you got over the funny meth stuff, like because you're realizing that everyone is like going into debt ready to kill someone having serious drama over just keeping animals in cages. Um. One of the things I actually read that I would have counted as a fact was, Um, Joe Exotic killed horses just to feed his tigers. Did you see that?

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not even just the Walmart dumpsters, but people would donate horses they couldn't care for anymore, and instead of you know, giving them a home or putting them in rides, Yeah, he would feed them to the tigers. I was just it was tucking, you know what. You know what really made it reels for me. It's all like a like an SNL character piece throughout the whole thing, Like you guys are all out there, everyone's amped up, like you're you're a super gun fling in

fucking meth head, you're this or that. But then when they showed Jo Exotic when he was young and he was looking at this, at this, uh at the shelter for like wild animals, and he didn't look like him. He looked like I was just like a regular guy, and he was you could tell he was all about the animals back then. I really made it real to me, like, oh man, that's what they said too, so that that

that girl that got her armed off. This is what happens, like whether you're Carole Baskin or whether you're Joe Exotic. It starts out with the love of the animal, but then your ego, your ego, and you being literally the king of the jungle to these creatures have no choice. It super exceeds their health, their wellness, and basically their lives. You don't care what tiger is. A tiger who cares If I have to kill them and throw them in the ground, I just get another one. So it's kind

of sad when you think of it. I mean, we all laughed, but then when I when I saw that scene, him like, huh oh man, he lost his way. Terrible. Yeah, it was sad to watch the Like in the beginning, I felt like I was having fun watching it, Yes, and then the longer that it went on, it got depressing. When I saw them feeding those Walmart expired me. At least doc Antel the piece of ship that he might be too. At least he gave them high quality meat.

Even it looked even more red, you know what I mean. Yeah, I remember when they showed the all the Walmart expired me and I was like, oh man, you guys cut any corner to maintain your power over these animals. Like yeah, well, um, all right, here's my last one. This one so we all know that guy low what's was his first thing again, the guy that had the bandana with the hat on

at all times. He's the one that always did the reasons in Las Vegas and he said, you need a pussy to get some pushy you know what I mean he did. Now, here's the thing about these people, right, and by these people, I mean zoo peddling that's like tiger peddling, zoo people that are basically I mean, I don't trust anyone in true religion. Jeans who wears a band bandana and he was like an a bad ed

hardy like dude like affliction. This was afflictions golden moment like if that Von Dutch was like, why please our whole I hope our hats are in there. You know, Like these guys dressed terribly, they look terribly. They're all like weird anyway. But when you have people like that, they usually they don't just stop at like, yeah, we exploit animals in a zoo. They often do other nefarious ship and stuff that isn't just like crazy like illegal, but just illegal enough for you to be like, wow,

did you do that? In two thousand seven, musician Prints sued Low because Low was allegedly selling unauthorized Prince merchandise, and two Low pled guilty to mail order fraud charges for posing as an employee of a domestic abuse charity and re and reselling one million in merchandise. Wow, a domestic abuse charity just a complete he's of shit, Like okay, okay, it's one thing to sell merch it's one thing to bootleg merch okay, But suppose as an employee of domestic

abuse charity is just to rip people off. Oh my god, that's bad. That's real bad. That's bad. So I don't feel sorry for that guy. And damn, you know, I can look at a guy like that and be like, just tell a cop or an FBI agent you should look into this. He's he's got boxes of bootleg ship

in his garage. This guy is weird, you know, I don't know, you know, it's funny how like we right quote unquote sins differently, Like you know, I gotta be honest, Like it's made me think like when I have kids, when I take when I take them to a zoo. That's what this show made me think about. And I talk. I really did, and I was like wow, because I feel like you learn so much, but at the same

time to see them so miserable. I mean, I'm from Orlando, right, I grew up there, and when Blackfish came out it made me never and I never looked at Sea World like that. I want to see world on field trips. I mean I never looked at it like that, and I never went again. I thought it was terrible. And this really made me feel that way about zoos. And I say all that to say, it's a bunch of things we wait differently, right, Like, Okay, this guy, uh, you know he has three sims with his wife and

he used tires to get out whatever. Oh they have a zoo, but it could be for kids, this too far. Yeah, I'm not a big zoo person, never was, never have I find them to be. We're exploiting animals for our entertainment. You could say all that ship about like it's educational, is it? Though? I mean we're in a line. I looked through a window and I see an animal and

it's just roaming around. Like, here's my theory. If a guy with a guy holding a bag of chips, who looks like he's who looks like he's been quarantined before this pandemic, shouldn't be even close to a panda, you know what I mean? You why you're not supposed to be that close to something that beautiful. No, they're all like not deserving, We're not I mean, let that thing live where it's supposed to live. Do we really need

to see it that bad? You know, there's documentaries that can put you so into the moment of a forest or a jungle or wherever you need to see it. And every time you go see these pandas or any kind of animal I've been with you once, I'm like, it's not even worth it. I'm just like, it's just sleeping.

What are you gonna like? Finally, a recent adult experience with playing with animals was when I went to Thailand and we drove like four hours to make sure it was a sanctuary right where they weren't like sedating and beating them because there's this video I saw on YouTube wer they could quote unquote break the spirit and so they cage an elephant, they beat on them for hours to where you completely break the spirit and they'll do

whatever you say. So we went to this sanctuary and the elephants are so tall that you have to climb on top of this roof of this house and feed it bananas till it likes you. And if it likes you, you can get on it. And if it doesn't like you, too bad. You four hours from Bangkok. They don't give a fun just like a man, right, ladies anyway, But it made me feel like I did something honorable, you

know what I mean. Trust a little while. So I had this experience with an elephant that never made me want to go to a zoo again because I realized how human they were. This sounds it's so funny. When I tell the story, my friends are like, bitch, what drug did you take that you felt disconnected? So the elephants put you in the lake and they take their nose long trunk and they flip you over and they play with you and they love doing that. Right, So I guess the elephant could tell I was in distress

because I was exhausted. He was playing with me really hard, in and out of the water and I was tired. I started swimming to the shore because I was getting out of breath. The elephant started charging towards quote unquote land, and everybody's freaking the funk out kind of wild elephants

because they're like, oh, he's gonna stomp on her. He's mad at her because she stopped playing, and he stands over me, and I couldn't understand what was going on, and it was like, oh, he sensed that I was out of breath or that I wasn't feeling well, and so he was being protective. And then other people that came around me, you would make noise out of the trunk, and I was like, holy shit. It was almost like a dog. How when your dog senses that something's wrong

with you? Dude. After that, I had this new found connection to wild animals and I was like, no, that was way too eating. So it's funny, So you told you you tell the story of your friends, and like, you, what are you trying to say. I'm trying to say I need a boyfriend and it sounds so dumb. For like two weeks, I was like, I just can't eat chicken right now, Like I can't eat that's nothing about it.

I met an elephant and then once I got back to the States and there was that Papa's I was like, yeah, he was nice, but he's not good enough for me to give up a fried chicken. Um. One last you got one last factor? I was, I was, I was, are we done? No? Well, my third moment there two? Wow, that flew by. Yeah, yeah, I talked about him being a sleep It's lineback for a domestic abuse for the musicians. So what do we learn to Let's see, let's do

let's do a recap. Number one. I learned that the Neverland Ranch also housed exotic animals and they helped Joe Exotic house his zoo. He had crocodiles alligator and those crocodiles alligators. It saw a lot of kids. Anyway, Let's see, we learned that Joe Exotic used to be a cop that didn't take it to to help you did bath And when tigers get a boner, they really get a boner. Get Bligers do not exist in the wild because they just don't live in the same places, so maybe they

would fuck who knows? And not only did that guy low also uh, you know, exploit tigers, have weird threesomes in Las Vegas and used cubs that lure women. He also is a complete piece of shit who uh uh was charge of fraud for posing as an employee for

domestic abuse charity. So well, speaking of cubs in a bid, the cougars were also in a bed for seventy dollars a night by Carol and her weirdo husband dead husband maybe missing, disappear, I don't know husband uh and uh they also she also did a Llama grass cutting services. We we we did this topic because I was just fascinated by the show. It was a train wreck. It

was a car crash you can't not look at. But also there was a sent It made me feel for the animals and it really reassessed my view of zoos and like places where animals are kept are captive and I think it really in a weird way. It was entertaining, but also it really tugged my heartstrings since I felt I felt back for those animals. Man, that's so a lay fore of you, but honestly I felt the same like it just it was hard to watch that show

and not feel some compassion. Yeah, and and you just watch greed and and people like It's just it wasn't about the message to the animals anymore. I feel like I totally lost it. And I'm glad that we got to share those facts with people. But I mean, obviously it was a craze amongst America. It was crazylegamy, drugs, murder, sex, Yeah, math, math and no tease. It had everything. Everything was bet math thing you had to say. You had a great joke on Twitter about math. Oh like, how did Joe

Exotic get two men to be two men? Too straight men to marry him? Uh? I don't know. You do the math? Does that doesn't add up? You do the math? I know it's a hell of a tweet. Um, do you have some good fun? This has been a great Did you have a good time. I had a good time. We learned a lot. I hope and if and if you didn't watch the show, how you're kidding your this show? This obviously this episode doesn't really apply to you. But if you did, I'm hope you found fun information about

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