Ep99: F*cking Like Animals

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Welcome again. We're still here, baby, it's twenty We were playing real nice off the mic. I was shocked. I even invited you over to my home. You guys are gonna hear this a week like, but Mandy invited me over to her place. Um, and I was about to invite her over to my place because I'm throwing something in my house on the same day, so real. So right, when y'all think we fight, you no, no, So I want to say welcome. You had another episode of horrible Decisions.

You already know who I am, but I wanted I like that we started that way because I want you all to know a bit. Just gotta eat know, Like yo, I really love the show and y'all are so great and I put so many people onto you. But there's just one thing I tell everyone before they started listening to you guys, that the hosts really don't like each other. And it's like, bitch, what episode are you on? Dirty? Why do you preface that with introducing people to the show? Right? So,

I said you pussy hole. I didn't respond. I didn't call a pussy hole. What I wanted to know? I was like, I said, responds right now, because it's just like, Bro, we've gone through therapy, we're working together, we're going on tour. We're not sharing the same room. I'll tell you that we still are. We aren't that close where we're like, yeah, we can split a room together. Nope, but we're going in like Houston or something. Are we we me? You're the one who's like I don't mind sharing it. I

was like, maybe, wait, did did I say that? You did? Oh? I ain't know, bitch, I've been real nice to you. I don't. I don't. I don't care either way. I don't plan on like kind of like, oh, I don't have dick in none of these cities, so I don't know maybe Chicago now ho hey um oh but go ahead, yeah, Like I'll be honest with you. I saw that email

and where it bothered me too. I I hone in so much on negative comments and it really funks with me and I don't be reading comments that came into the evening And honestly, some of the funnest episodes I've had with you, I've seen people say we're fighting and like, that's fighting. That's really how we talk in real life. So I think that's just no, because yeah, there's and I don't know if you guys have seen different. When our episode was Sharona's, people were like talking about how

we didn't know at the beginning. Bro, someone even I did and I was like, Bro, that was a fun episode. We talked ship to each other. We banter, Yes, I don't it isn't. I mean, I don't know what like we're doing. Maybe it's worse than we maybe we're used to it. Well, let me preface this by saying you and I are very different. So you guys listen to this podcast. Yes, we're both open and exploring ourselves and sex and hole ship and all that stuff. So I feel like people expect us to be so much more

like than what we really are. We really are two different people in the way we have our friendships, in the way we have sex, and who we fuck, Like you know what I mean? Like I don't like pink dick, and then you're more submissive, I'm more dominant. There's just a really there is a balance, and I think that while a lot of you guys appreciate it and notice the two differences, there's a lot of y'all that still just don't let us be girls. I listened to the

Joe Button podcast. I listened to Brilliant It. It's a lot of the podcast with men, bitch. They go at each other the whole goddamn showing. Y'all just love it. Y'all think it's fun, good playfool man banter. And when we do it, you'll be like, oh my god, man, you're so mean to Wheezy that episode. And she's sensitive. You need to be more sensitive to how you're talking. It's just like bitch puts the whole fuck you. I'll

be honest more than they don't know. When Mandy has upset me, I'm very vocal to her, like I don't express it like maybe because they don't see it online or anything like that, but I've always sent a text and I let her know like I'm feeling her or whatever. It was the same Bitch episode when I told her, You're gonna stop bringing up them ball players because I

don't funk them right now. I mean, that's shape. But if if if even when she comes at me and says jokes where I'm like, okay, bit, you've joked on that too much. We have talked about let's tale down on the jokes. So why y'all be wanting to be sensitive for us? I don't know. It's it's not worrying about how I was talking to my therapist, Um, I hadn't spoke to him in a while, and he was like, tell me how it's going with Mandy, Like, how are

you guys feeling? How are you guys getting along? I was like, oh, even, like this is not why I called you, like I I don't know. I guess maybe, And really in my head it's like I think it happened Thanksgiving, like when I was like, I'm not thinking about anything. I'm just not like I don't have any time for it. Someone sent me a d M like how y'all let her check your g like that, saying you're on you pussy, And I'm just like, bro, what do you want me to do? Come across the table

like I've done this show for two years with this person. Yeah, frankly, nothing was new that day, not on some root ship like Mandy always comes for me. But like I kind of feel like it's Lokey become the dynamic and I don't care. It's also stupid because so so what that episode that's sorry, not episode, but what that even touched almost like, oh my god, when Mandy says she doesn't

believe you eat pussy, that's so shameful. First off, something that many of you, since we do have so many new listeners, I will let you guys know Weathy and I have known each other since we were like fifteen years old. At about twenty one, we did go five years without talking, and so during that time, Wheezy has even said that's the time in her life where she

started dealing with women more. I wasn't present for that. Yeah, And so when I knew Weezy back when she was sucking Jamaican niggas, she wasn't eat you know, pussy at the same time. So I literally still know Wheezy from when we were fucking fifteen to twenty still exploring our own selves. So that time frame where she began dealing with women, I wasn't present something to me I just thought about kind of really got me upset. I was in Mexico, I was on live. I was having a

great time talking to everybody about their holidays. And this dude wrote in there and said, Mandy just posted uh uh a thirst trap. Like, what are you gonna do now? What? No, no, no, let me tell you something. I said, bro or he said, oh, oh, she's trying to come for your neck, That's what he said. I said, let me tell you something. He said, what

are you gonna do? Because I'm looking, I'm like, you think that because someone looks beautiful in a picture that now, like I have to be mad because Mandy is posting pictures where she feels good. I mean, you've always been pretty, but if you feel good like now, I'm going to

be mad that no shade to you. But like if Mandy posted pictures like this old day and let's say I never post another thought pick we split our money for the show, and if Nick if these tides getting bitch no, not like that audience is trying to pickure that when we both post pictures where we're feeling cute, and I want to say I think that as an attacking is fucking ship for y'all to think for a second that someone being excited about their body means that

the other person has to feel and threatened or whatever like the terrible thing. And I really really was angry, and I tried to like hold it fucking back, but I was like, what then, what then? What how should

we should boss to be putting up? Thirst trap? I love everything that Cardie is saying right now because about what like just how she was happier when she didn't have all the fame and the money, because like even you and I like, we're getting to the point where people are noticing us when we go out like which we want hbo um, but also on lives and in our emails. We are now subject to so many people's opinions on bullshit. And one of my New Year's resolutions

is responding to less than one troll a week. That means if I can't stop, I will, but I just delete him now. Like there's people, especially with my weight loss, which I hate. Um, there's so many people telling me you look better, skinny. Bro. Let me tell you something I wanted to bring up. I can't believe happens. I posted this picture of me and a bikini, and um, I was just my mom in the picture, and this dude wrote me and asked where my hips were. And

it's like, obviously I feel pretty in this picture. Right now you want to shoot on me? Yeah, And it's men that do it. There's men right now telling me don't lose anymore. You were, you look better, chunkier. I miss you bigger now. And it's what's crazy is it's well, I got straight. No, it's terrible. I I hate it, And I don't know why men do it like that.

I don't think you guys realize the amount of pressures that go on to women, regardless of our bodies, even just looking at all of these other women, and where we feel like we should be and what we're lacking

in and the altering of our bodies. Ship I just had weight loss surgery, bit you didn't have titties, Like, there's so much that we already deal with ourselves that when we are feeling good and maybe want to post a picture in a bikini or lingerie, like, we don't need you telling us you Like, I don't know if I posted a picture. Obviously I think I'm pretty by the way I posted a picture of an author. She's gonna come on, I don't know, in a week or two.

I'm so excited with this book. And this girl writes the hoods wow with hard eyes, your titties looks so real. I saw that comment dog that she got on nerve, and I'm gonna tell you why, because I'm like so open about my surgery and like talking about it because I don't keep up questions and ship like that. And I'm like, that's not a compliment, and I really did all at the If someone writes and says, your ass looks so real, your hair looks so real, it's not

a compliment. Just because I tell you about my breast doesn't mean you need to throw them in my face when you feel like it. And I think that like people really feel like because we're open, they can just say whatever the fun they want. And no ever since I jump said and know every sex I jumped in that Mexican water bitch, I revitalized my energy. I swear

to god. I read a comment on YouTube about how someone how much someone hated me while I was on the beach, and it was almost hard to read because the sun was in my iPhone and kind of blocking it, and right as the Mohedo came up to me, I was like, oh, I don't have time for I don't know.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm glad. I don't know if you did it, but to put the settings to where YouTube comments don't come to our emails anymore, because so I checked the emails a lot, and so we were getting the YouTube comments to our emails and I'm really good with responding back to people. We get a ton of ship from our emails and so bitch, when I saw that we wasn't getting them anymore, I said, who

was this god? Because I didn't do this, but the YouTube comments are so mean, especially regarding how we look our hair, my weight, me getting smaller, weezy getting bigger or what or like, and it's ridiculous. And we swapped weight, but no, like Saronas said that. So if you guys listen to whatever Drow. So Drow said on the Patriot episode. We was talking about how we don't even really talk to the same guys because guys that like you don't like me. And he was like, well, what about now,

because then you're about to say side. I was like, Oh, you're right, dude, it's crazy, Like, yeah, I got to go diving in my legs came from working they got bigger from working out. I don't know how that happy. That's why I don't like but no, I was thinking about something. I actually turned off the YouTube comments because I read something really rude about the both of us, and I was like, I don't even want it came

in at like seven am. I was like, I don't even want her to see this, so I would start deleting comments, and then like I realized, if I'm deleting comments so that Mandy or me both don't see them anymore, I'm just going to turn them off. Just turn it off because I won't go on to YouTube to read you'll ship. So just so you know, YouTube vier ship

you're talking to yourself. Baby, Hey, we an'll see you think YouTube is so there's so mean because they're not like it's not like Instagram where like you can like see their Like YouTube is like what I click on your email prof Like it's really like nothing. It's really like anonymous, really it is. It's fucking stupid. Y'all are angry, but here's your fucking video for the week. Yeah, I'll be real with you. If I didn't work like nine when we come to the studio, I would really try

more for YouTube. But that's the thing, and I don't think people realize. Not only do we pre record and do multiple episodes in one day, which clearly y'all should understand this ship we'll be having the same outfit where this bitch dummies, but we do come after working sucking an eight hour ship. So bitch I didn't even go

a lie. Because the cameras was here, bitch I had to put an eyebrow on seeing the camera was facing this way because this eyebrows ain't really all the way there, so put some eyebrows on your eyebrows all the way then. So I got a micro blade in and when they micro bladed, they shaped my eyebrow. So my eyebrow line really right here. But the micro blade is up here and it like disappears. One of my resolutions is to

put castor oil on my eyebrows. I want to, like Crystal has awesome, really thick, thick, thick eyebrows just getting microblade. But hey, if any of you guys microblade, I'm here for you. Witch just six So I will do it, bitch. I will support your business. If y'all want a micro bladies brows, Thank you baby. Someone wrote me and offered me some weave, and I said, oh, honey, I'm just gonna be honest with you. I don't really do my hair. Like I'll go to gym. You're gonna get three good

picks the first week. Hope. Don't want your name my ship. I would like to shout shout out shop Primetime Hair, my friend DeAndre, who is Dion Sanders daughter and amazing, and my homegirl m J. I am sponsored for the year by Prime Time Hair. So if y'all like my little locks and ship, just know y'all can go ahead and get your bundles from them. So I got some hair sent to me, and I told her that she should wait on doing ads with me because I was like, I really don't. I don't do my hair. I don't.

The truth is she hasn't gotten a hot flight iron yet. Sorry, Andrew is one. I just like, go to the gym and then the second it sweats, it poofs, and then when I wear my natural hair is just like it poofs even more and it looks crazy. So I just don't. I do my hair for live shows and dates, not YouTube. But if I quit my job, I will look cute for you guys. Stop talking about this quick. So somebody, you don't want the pressure on me, because when you

quit your job, you're gonna have time. Let's do like ten episodes a month, and I would be like, no, baby, girl, I'll still work. I don't know what you know, you know what it is. I've been really might be by people, girl, people I met on vacation that have lived on less savings than I have, and I'm like, wow, like I guess what. I'm still building mine. So I'm not quitting my job anytime. So I also, student loans just started. I feel like a whole ass adult student line. Loan

payment just came back. I have forty six thousand and student loans. No how much you pay a month, bitch, I did it for the low, like to seven and one a month, but that's almost three months. I also now I'm also now about to pay double my rent

for what I'm used to. And so my goal I'll sit here and just say this, So financially, my goal is to get fifteen thousand and savings I'll sit here and say, I'll sit here and say, what's the thing that I say what because you all you say is I'll sit here and say and tell you that you like, I will sit here and say hold even to go hold your bitch. That's when I'm saying, that's me, that's I'm gonna I'm gonna let you. Um but what do

you know the song? No? Well, anyways, I'm focused on on building my credit, getting my savings up, and also having a good like a good amount of money in my checking account. So, bitch, while a you talking about quit your job, I'm at least there for another six months. Based on my bitch, we paid ourselves out from the live shows. I wish I knew that ship right before Mexico because that was buying. I already know you was you was popping bottles, huh, all the little poor kids.

I was like, straight, you know what, Like I've had Christmas presents from my followers, and I tried to do ten people and then like I didn't know where a lot more than I would have done if we didn't

pay ourselves out. Then some I'm a little mad, but you know what, whatever I'm I'm not I just felt I was just really in a giving mood a and be like, there's all these kids with candy and ship and they know what they do when they sit they looking only then you were thinking sissons about to pay a portion at this friend so they I'm really trying to get her to move here, bro, that's crazy, Like you sound crazy. I just want her to I know you lonely, now, that's what it is. You need some friends.

Were gonna that's why you ask me, Andrew. I'm coming to support you at your show, Alex. Let's hang out. We gotta get you some more friends, someones you don't fuck, like, not that you know you don't suck them. I don't like that, but I'm saying, like all of the girls that you hang with, like for the people that I know you do hang with, I hang with g Gila Charte, who else? Collette girls, and you don't, I don't. I'm

doing okay, I really just don't. My friends live in Florida, and like we're just so close and I haven't felt

that close to anyone else. That just doesn't really feel like I need any right, Well, I told you my roommate left, so I have all of these bonding with my friends, like friends that I don't feel like I spend enough time with, like I really loved like I said, um, I went to the movies with Dustin and just talking to him, like we have so much in common, and me and Cutty talk a lot now, like and I'm just like I want to just those friendships. Yeah, like

I really like that. So I've had a few like dinners recently with like other podcaster friends, like not just the first last person I told you about, But that's kind of surprised me. And I'm like, I think I'm just trying to figure out like my circle in New York, for example, I leave every birthday, right every birthday I've had since I've lived here, I've left, and I keep wondering, like why, And it's like, oh, because I don't have friends to come to my party. That's true. I've lived

in the city for three years. I just don't have them. And I'm fine, uncomfortable with that. But I realized I don't have friends here. That's why I probably travel so much, you know what I mean, I could wouldn't I have friends everywhere. So honestly, two good friends is I feel you. Well, we're gonna go ahead. Yeah, we're gonna get into the kink of a week. This is some white people ship that Wheezy picked out. Jesus Christ, what is this? I first of all had a girl tell me about this

might be all right? So kicking a week, go ahead and explain what it is doing? You want me to? Okay? So, guys, this week the kink of the week is fireplay. I want to make sure you're listening because you you zoned out the last episode. I don't need you zone it out. You're right, you're right. So the gives fireplay? Um, so what does fireplay mean? In the b D s M community? Fireplay the type of sexual play that involves fire near

or directly on a person's skin. This can be done by placing candles or other flames near a person skin. Does means blunts? I feel like my use that's only flames. They be bias like um blunt. This can be done by placing candles or other flames near a person's skin, wiping alcohol on the skin and lighting it. Oh hell no, tapping the skin with a lit torch, or flogging a person with a flaming whip, or flogger For obvious reasons. Fireplay is generally considered to be a type of edge play.

When engaging in fireplay, safety should come first and certain precautions should be taken. Take your wig off is one for one, especially if you got that sprits in that ship bitch. For instance, fire and flames should not be placed close to clothing or hair, good call on that. Safe words should be established, and supplies and equipments like fire blankets, what towels and fire extinguishers should be close

at hand. Now. Oh, I was about to say this every time we poured candles and ship, but when I went to Japan, I saw some fireplay. But um no, I thought about it because when we were doing the Best of episode, we had to like listen, re listen and go through clips and ship like that. And I was like listening to Rory and we were talking about the candle thing, and I was like, what have you called? Well? Is that not like a wax thing? Because it's the wax, that's is it? Well? The wax? But like you can

I don't know, I don't know. Maybe that candles okay, I just put candles. Can't get then I found videos but litted candles. What are they called it? In candles? Like when the candle is lit, not litted lit. That's what I litted candles lit candles. You litted this. I've been this candle. Shut up, God, you know what I'm gonna just tell you for a second why I'm gonna give you a break. I'm mad because you're about to have a whole episode. We've got to do a whole decision.

So I when I was growing up, I was in an A P courses. Right, was so good at English, but like my math, I was like barely fucking making it. And I really feel like when you excel in one thing sometimes holding both, but you definitely don't excel it. Do excel at your numbers. I wrote a whole book.

I excell in English. Okay, different emails are good and which when I was creating email in second place in a spelling B I used to know, Thank gosh, they didn't ask you what words meant because anyways, it doesn't matter. I knew the Latin where it came from. What was then saying about? So listen, I excel in math and English. I don't excel in science and history because I feel like it's a lot of bullshit. What was that words?

You didn't know? Wh when you get turned on libidoho, I know it now, bitch, I thought it smelt like liberto. You know, English is the hardest language of all of the languages. Because such people learning English, I feel for them. We have all of these doing you feel for people learning English when the ABC alphabet what about something? There are different characters like Japanese for other people, which we

have a lot of rules in our vocaracters. Tell someone, I say, lasagna, How do you not know that there's a fucking silent G and bologna belogny like motherfucker blogs into me lasagna? Yeah, I guess yeah, like xylophone. You know that the egg you know. We'll hold on Spanish people, I was supposed to know jo jo as you laughing, No, it's isn't it yah yah yas you ain't never seen wait it's no, it's ha but there it's age like

je Juan, I just came back from Mexico. See, so when they say ha ha, they sucked in Spanish because their rules and then they have the feminine and masculine bullshit like a ya oh, I'll tell you right now. When the Mexicans were playing with the prices with me, it was like I went from trying to speak mass that can to Halla. So I was trying to negotiate, right of course he was with you Jewish as of course. So I was trying to buy this poncho, not on

some like um steal their culture ship. But like it was dope. It wasn't like Mexican colors, like I didn't want to do anything that was like, you know, is you gonna wear that poncho outside of Mexico? It was dope. It's it's like really like it's like fleece. It's cool. So just telling me it was five, I like, ain't

that twenty dollars? He's like yeah. I was like, no, you ain't paid for twenty dollars for that, and he was like no, comprehend I said, you do no whatever that means, compay me, don't come put on me by Yeah, I said, you'd vante, So I don't pay vante. That's what I was saying. My mom was looking at me like just please, wayles, bitch. My parents were so I didn't let them go in their pockets one time. My mom really thinks I'm rich and you really use that

payout bitch. Well, no, no, no, no, no, Mexico got We're about to lead a studio today. She's gonna be like, so what are we paying ourselves out for? Mexico is cheap? You know what I mean? Like, you go somewhere. I went to a Texas state Brazil. There it's called Mr. Pompaus and it's twenty dollars a person. Oh yeah, that's cheap. It's super cheap. So you probably they spend all these thousands and patils, which is really fifty dollars. And she's just like, I want this, I want this, bitch. I

looked at my bank account. I spent in ten days. Oh yeah, no, you play too much. I'm wild, but you know what that was. Oh let me get massaged for this many pace? So oh this, you play way too much. I really don't wait too much. I don't look at my bank account. Well we're gonna go hey, yeah, I just don't look. If you don't ever draft fune it just don't. We're gonna get into some vanilla ship and I'm gonna let um we easy talk about this because I don't know what it is. Oh this is dope.

I'm gonna go ahead and explain um for youall. As y'all know, every episode we do a vanilla segment, which is something based on something going on in the world that has to do with sex somewhat. Yeah. So this Nigerian guy that I fucked basically was telling me how like Africa is wild with their like tribe u uh rituals, so to speak. And he talked. He told me about this tribe in Uganda. So I found this link on

face to face Africa dot com. It's called Banyancola, the tribe in Uganda that allows That's not how you say Uganda? Is it someone Uganda's right? Someone corrected me recently. Is it not Uganda? Yes, Uganda trying unto that allows the bride's aunt to sleep with the groom before marriage. So wait, the bride's aunt, which is her mother's sister, gets to sleep with her husband before marriage. Yeah, maybe it's Uganda. Here you go, you're annoying somebody like you said you

think you and black panther. Let's not let's not get the four at alright. How much influence should aunties have on their nieces and many African cultures aunties provide counseling to the young nieces as they age from adolescence to adulthood. When it comes to real quick pause, because so when I went to Nigeria, everyone was auntie. Like you literally call anyone who's your elder, who's a woman auntie, sis auntie? So like, is this talking about literally aunties or this

is aunt This is when it comes to marriage. These aunties prepare their nieces for the challenges to lie ahead. For the Bianco people in southwestern Uganda, the aunt had more than the above, especially during the marorge. The primary responsibilities to confirm that the groom is potent and that the bride has defended her virginity before the marriage is consummated. As a potency test for the groom, the aunt was sometimes required to have sex with the groom for confirmation

of his vertue. Virility. Virility is right, was virility almost at fertility? This one virility means what like fertility? Like maybe these niggas is busting in the auntie hold on. She had to test if the bride is still a virgin before they are allowed to consummate the marriage. In other traditions, the aunt is go to said is said to go as far as listening or watching them have sex in order to prove their potency if it hurts her or not. I don't know what that means. As

this may sound weird. The practice is called in a smudge. It shows that the people of bay Uncle, particularly the Bohemia tribe, hold the virginity in high esteem as the girls eight. As soon as she's at eight, she goes through a lot of restrictions to prepare her for marriage. So at what at what age are they getting married? And you gotta because maybe the younger age, then I might see anything about it, because if they're preparing her to get married, I would assume when other children her

age and other cultures are having fun and playing. She's basically indoors where she's fed beef and millet porge, forced to drink milk in large quantities, so she becomes fat because it's anonymous with beauty when she is developing breast. Finally, she's been asked to abstain from sexual activities from her parents. It's the duty of her father to find a find a wife for a son. Sorry, as he prays, he

pays the bride wife wealth. I would love um, so not to not to do a humble flex, but we do have a lot of listeners um in the continents of Africa. I don't want to go through each country, but if any of you guys are from Uganda or are familiar with this, um, yeah, I would love me and I'm sorry I'm up these words, but like it's some Africans you don't know. Basically, once they pay the bride to get married on the wedding day, there's a lot of festing at her home or the father slaughters

a bull in the home. There's another tale, bitch, when the marriage is consummated. This is after the bride's aunt has tested the niece just purity. They basically eat this meal after she makes sure. So freaky of you guys who are patrons. What we're gonna do is we're gonna supply this link um onto the page so that you can read further into it, because I don't want to keep hearing Wheezy read but I don't want to hear me read. We're gonna give it to you guys so

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by women. Oh wait, are we still talking? No? No, the next horrible decisions. I want to tell you, guys where I pack this is. Enjoyed Mandy so much on a flagrant. I thought she was so funny and a lot of people went way too hard on you, but I really enjoyed it. First off, I will sit here on announce. First off, I ain't even gonna hold you fuck the asshole army, and I say that I know a lot of them probably listen to here, but I will say what it is is that I probably wasn't

as um. What's what's the people? The dummies, the puppets, the muppets. I wasn't that enough for them. I feel like they wanted Andrew to toy with me more, and I think I staid in my grind, I don't see what I had to do with being a puppet more than it had to do with you thinking space? Is it? Really? I'm not gonna lie. I love I love the comments from that. I was responding back to them on that, so I did funk up here. Hold on, there's nobody in the room said this, and I kind of annoyed

me them. Was funny, but but there is what's what do they say? Please? No, it's not please. What's the what's the thing to say? The sun? Some ordered nine pizzas or something. Someone ordered nine pizzas. That ship it's to where you're the reason when you said that you believe there's more planets. I was kind of annoyed that You're like, why do we only know nine those are in our solar system? Who says how big our solar

system is? In a galaxy that we don't know how fucking big it goes, But there are like hundreds of So that's why this is the one that we're in, which is why we know about it. Whoever said this is our solar system, this little circle right here, bitch, it is because only are in here all right now, Like I don't care what you do. How do we know? But science then, is what I'm saying. It's dictated on what the fucking man said. These manas is going into

our face system? Is only boot suits in the circle fund that anyway, get to the horrible decision. We're not gonna talk about site space and site because instead, guess what, y'all y'all didn't like my Pamda's reference. Now we're about to talk about evolution, which I also don't motherfucking agree on. So this you don't think evolution is really is really embarrassing. No, it's sucking not you right now, Fucking monkeys is insane.

So instead, guys, guess what she made the outline as today we're going to talk about how animals have sex because we evolutionized from animals, So we're talking about animals sex, guys, So you can watch your fucking cats and dogs hump each other and know that they're not into monogamy and they may be gay. Your dog, Mr Pupper's going off

right now. Don't people call the dogs because you low key making We're gonna have evolutionary talk about animals after mother about flavor episode hole, So let's go teach our whole something. Okay, because fish gay too. Your whole house full of non monogamous, homophobic animals. So this all stems from me watching Jesus, go ahead teach these people as

a whole. So anyway, I watched this movie on Netflix called Newness, and the girl was you do need friends because you'd be watching all this ship that ain't nobody else got time to what I'm into the non rated movies like basically type in lesbian, and I watched whatever comes up that's true. Okay, that's not a lot. I think you're really gay, So new Ny gay now because I just be thinking about pussy so much now because I'm getting it. So anyway, I watched I wanted to

watch animal pussy guys, let's go. I did not. So I watched Newness and the girl's job she was or she no, I'm sorry. She had a degree involutionary biology, and I had no idea what the funk that was, And so in in that he's like what his evolutionary biology, Like, what the fun is that She's like, it's basically about like learning about like why your penis is shaped the

way it is and ship like that. And then the next day I watched Explained on Netflix, an episode about monogamy, and I just had Mandy said and watched some with me, and they basically talked about how chimps and Bonobo's right. Um, actually never heard of bonobos before. The only chips chimps I knew. So we're the We're closer to chimps and

bonobos than African elephants are to Indian elephants. We're literally that close as far as we are brains work and our your count and I mean it, see you next Tuesday. Not pim does. So in this episode they're basically talking about like where the fund did we get this concept from monogamy? So they started like show this was the only part that I did like about the little documentary show. You only watched six minutes of it, well, this three minute part of it, because all that animal part I

didn't like. But when I started talking about it's the main thing though, it's like saying, like how we came from a species of people that were sucking anybody and everybody and now we don't, so where did that come from? So I started looking up like monogamy and animals, and only three to five percent of five thousand species of mammals form monogamous bonds, one of which is called the diplo something. It's a tapeworm that literally connects tapeworms. And

that was a tapeworm. The ones they go in your stomach, they have sex her stomach. No, they just like connect for life basically. They So there's multiple tap in your stomach. I mean maybe it's like love bugs. Remember things for Florida. They made those though those were made a bitch at the University of Florida. You didn't know that those were created. They were supposed to do something I think like keep mosquitoes away, and something went wrong at the University of Florida.

People where Now we have love bug season in Florida. Nowhere else has love bugs except for Florida. It's crazy. Actually Georgia. It might have got it to Georgia. But yeah, it actually stemmed form a mistake. It's a lab. It's a lab created inside. I didn't know that. But I teach you about animals now, ha ha, see science ship

going wrong? Because humans did it. Bitch facts like right, So in this thing that we watched, basically, right, we're watching this documentary about how animals and the traits that they've had of you know, monogamy, how they work, and basically from what I've been reading, this wasn't in the documentary, but there it does seem to be one main partner

that they kind of bounced back and forth to. Possibly that's a chance as far as like the woman, they might have a primary, but for the main part, they bounced around chimp say and benobos whatever they say, used sex to say hello goodbye when they're stressed out when their anxiety. Wise, they fucked so just like we do.

But we were watching this documentary where it talked about how marriage was conceptualized in the Western world for love only a few years ago, because it was mainly meant to be a family, labor and alliance thing like basically getting married to do better. So this was actually I kind of touched on it too. When they went to mention religion, I feel like that's kind of where monogamy sent from two and sure, and that's what I thought. So seeing the documentary, I thought that too. I didn't

know that thing about I didn't know. So something that was very interesting about the documentary and I might actually watch it now, um, was they said that marriage was not for solidarity between men and women, it was for laws. So they actually married to have kids and to raise fucking children to work on their fucking farm. But that's why they did it. And they saw it as if I have more labor on my farm, I can make

more money than you. And they didn't want other people to be able to come in and take that money from them. So it was really crazy. And then it says that we transitioned from that marriage um to saying that marriage should be based on love. And it's funny because if we look at all of these movies from the past, and this is something that just went in my head, a lot of marriages in the past were set up by parents, were set up by wealth, were set up by societal like where you stood in society.

So out of all of these movies we watched, even Titanic, ho Jack was supposed to be a rose and so like still to this day, like our parents were kind of like trying to get us to do that, right. It's to day people, I'm not saying, my parents are your parents. But things we watch it's like even think about crazy rich Asians. I love my look not ay all about to be hating us. No I did. I went to the black Zilla party. I thought you were there, so like crazy rich Asians just hownd like he had

to be with a girl from a good family. Um, I actually got this map, this world map where polygamy is like dominant in You see what country? Yeah, I'm

sorry what continent? Excuse me? Where polygamy is basically legal, so it is completely blacked out in the United States, Canada, Canada, Mexico and all of South America is black for polygamy being illegal and the practice is criminalized, which is why it was crazy because when we had Taoming on and we actually featured her in the top moments um asking her about her relationship because she says that she was

married but he could have otherwise. But I'm like, no, technically in the US of A, I don't think she has wives. But like, but she said that we got to bring her back. We do because yeah, you ain't even I said, is it for tax purposes? Because of course I do see marriage as more of a business, like for tax cuts and tax breaks, and um, now you're forming you know, bank accounts and shipped together, Like

it's definitely more of a business deal. I mean, I think, Um, what I found interesting in the documentary they start to talk about the concept of jealousy and like where we learned that? And get that far? I gotta watch that, And then I got something off the internet that I really found interesting. Basically, it conceptualizes the idea that society tells us like settling down as adulting. So listen to this.

In modern day monogamous societies, we've turned dating and marriage into free markets where people spend most of their twenties trying to multiply partners before they settle down, basically thinking like I can't do this once I reached that level. I gotta do it right now instead of it being just okay, because we've got this idea that when you are older, you settle down, you get married. Even though you would like to have these experiences, you have to

get them out of your system now. But it's crazy too that we attach marriage to the value of a woman, like there's so many women that shame other women who don't have rings or well you've never been proposed to, or that view themselves as better than or more than a woman who maybe does have multiple partners and has sex casually and hasn't been kept by a man. I've never shamed women for that in a relationship, but I did, and I will just be honest for admitting this. Um

early two. We sometimes pity my friends that were single, but this is the first time in my life where I can really own my truth and saying like I don't want a relationship and what's crazy is I want one so bad, But bitch, I don't know one person in a happy, healthy, great one. Like they're all getting cheated on or they got a broken nigga and they're paying all the bills, or like none of my friends are even in healthy, happy relationship. I'm sorry to hear

that my friend not are in good ones. They're just seemed very time consuming. Well that's that's that's the that's the problem that I have now with the show, with work, with us going on tour, with me having to spend more time with you, jesus, I feel like bitch. So it's like right now, it's literally like I don't have time to date, like and you know when people like you'll make time for the people that you So I'm

not gonna like I do, which I'm already trying. If I need a dick appointment of two people dick appointment yet before this weekend, I have to catch up. I have to figure it. I'll be here with you the entire month of descent or the end of November and December, like I had no time. I had. One weekend was Thoso Talk one weekend with thanks to me. The next weekend was Thosa Talk. The next week if I was been Denver with death. The weekend after that, I was

in Mexico. Like technically, how was I supposed to? You could have got some dick in the Mother Cities because that's how I was feeling. Bit I was in Atlanta every every weekend for a month straight. Okay, so like during the week days when I was here like that last busy because we were trying to pre records tons of episodes to make sure people have them for Christmas.

Were it's not necessarily you know, and like just to be honest, like keeping my health up, like with the gym, Like I know it sounds stupid, but like I have to legit commit to that ship, like, that's what I'm doing. Happy. I love spin. I'm about to get back and spin. I'm gonna go to that one. No, I like maybe that's like fitness, like fitness on wheels a lot more. The one where we went and they did like all the Beyonce songs or something. Oh my god, Tom Hamlet,

Yeah he was good. They're like, oh my god. I love when he's like and what would beyond ladies? That ship is mad fun. I've really wanted to do a workout with like Patreon listeners because I have so much fun to the gym bro, you know, I love me a boogie gym class though, Yeah, you'd be going, Yeah, that's why I'm like, it's just about to be a hundred dollars for five classes. I'm like, why aren't you doing class pass because for class paths you can only

go to the same studio twice a month. No, yea, I have about Robin on clas Pass for a year and a half. This is what you do. They've now changed the credit system to basically you can go three times a month and if you want to go again, they charge you a little more. It's still less than booking through the site, we see you know, to doing me, and you'd be sitting here and saying you in Orlando getting Florida prices. I can't do that anymore because you

got to change. And they were like, ma'am, we know it's the same. First and last night I got a full on email. Yeah I'm sure. Oh so something interesting. I found that monogamy only happens in animals in response to the threat of babies being killed by rival men. Basically, yeah, when a man would want I guess, like animals sit stuck together for children in and like they basically killed the babies so you can go and suck them. They found that in chimpanzees. Crazy as fuck, but I also

think it was funny. We ended up um reading or or in the documentary they were mentioning how sex started to become more for pleasure and not for reproduction. Um, which I think leads to why casual sex is such a thing now. We are having sex more now to enjoy sex. The thing that we read that said, um, only bonobos and humans are the ones that have sex face because they have sex to bond. Yeah, so I

thought that that was really interesting. I also want to let you all know, if y'all want to look more into this weird ship, like, here's a fun fact um. Male seahorses are the ones who carry to term for the babies. They're the ones who um get pregnant. So I wish our niggas could get pregnant, bit, but I don't think a baby could come out of a dick hole, right, that would kind of hurt, Like that's not y'all. Ain't got enough skin for a baby to be pushed out of dick hole. What if a baby had to go

down the canal of a dick? I can't wait. We have a mom until walk through child, but like real walk through, like shifting a baby out of your pussy, honestly, and I don't want it. We're gonna. I don't want to talk about that. We got to it's like, what who are we guys? The next solo episode? We do oh found this very interesting. There is not one species where homosexual behavior was not existent. It's all been seen,

even in all gay y'all. So y'all got to stop being home moreover, A part of the d minimal kingdom is more truly bisexual than humans. They got to just go back and forth. And get their horny ship going. Like I said, it holds a whole. But yeah, I do find that very interesting, just to show that it can be natural to want someone out. Like people say,

it's so unnatural. It's such a societal thing that we think even down to Like you know, I'm reading this book which is st feminists talking about how a slut shaming is even something we've been taught to do. Yeah, but I mean, shi, y'all see here and don't want to like white people, white people and all the people who colonize. The goddamn Us of a is the one who taught us monogamy through Christianity. So I will say, if you'll don't like the colonizers, we should all just

be non monogamous. Well, I say, that's let's go against the colonizers here. I mean, we're obviously more intelligent of a species, right. But I will say, I, um, I like being monogamous, Like I said, I want to try ad and I do get feelings of jealousy, but I also like sucking other people. So I really toy with that a lot, and I feel like a lot of men do. They just don't know how to communicate that, Like and we've said that a lot like I don't know what exactly what you just said is what a

lot of men feel like. I want to be in a relationship. I like the monogamous aspect of it to where I can have these feelings with you, but I just want to suck other people sometimes, And unfortunately we're just not warranted the respect of a man being honest with us up front saying that that's what they want. And unfortunately, men, while that may be something that you think we'll scare someone away, there are women. Look, we're two and there. We've had a ton of guests on

who are into swinging. To mention our guests, you might think are want in a million people writing us and oh, our emails are flooded with bitches like yo, how can I bring someone into the bedroom with me? Or I'm scared to communicate this to my guy. So as much as y'all are out here just sucking, humiliating us, and betraying us with cheating, if you're just more upfront and to listen, I want to date you, I want to be with you, but I probably can't only fuck you,

but say that. People that say men that are like, oh, what dude wouldn't want his girl to girl. Let me tell you something. When I was with my ex one that left me for Jesus, love with my life, he had a reason with me and told me like after like because I wanted more. He was like, I don't know why he wants me to like share you with someone else. Like he was truly monogamous but very religious, and he was like, I don't want to do this. I love you and I want you to want me.

And I'm like, I do want you with the side of plus, we'll see. And that's my problem. I've I have been in threesomes, but I've realized that it's something that my partner will have to probably I'll probably do a threesome more so for him. But when I want pussy, I only want pussy. When I want dick, I want dick. So I don't really crave threesomes with a woman. I might want two dicks. I ain't even gonna hold you know. Like when I want to be with a woman, I

want to be with a woman. When I want to be with a man, I want to be with a man. So the idea of a threesomeman having both at the same time, it's my preference. So when men do know that I'm bisexual, know that I deal with women, they think it's sucking Jack pop for threesomes, And in real life, I'm like, bro, I really don't even like threesomes because I'm not penetrated enough because now I gotta share this dick with another pussy and there's just see, I like

penetration a whole lot. Well, this male is really interesting. This was a girl that came to Zozo Talk and like legit asked this question. I said, you need to write the email, okay, because this is fucking insane what she say. So we have the subject as having a baby with my ex. Of My ex and I were together for six years. We broke up when I was twenty two, stopped talking for about a year or two, and then he reconnected back again. He and I are

now best friends. We're both in separate relationships. I've been with my boyfriend for six months. He's been with his girlfriend over a year. Prior to entering my current relationship with my ex, I was planning for a baby. We both went to a fertility specialist to ensure that we are both able to have children. Both tested for STDs and genetic disorders. I even had my tubes explored just

in case. Um, I want to pursue motherhood as planned with my ex, but now that I'm in a relationship, some people are calling me selfish and think I should stop. What are your thoughts if it matters? I'm thirty, Oh yeah, and we're pushing pursuing IVF. Although my ex wants to go the cheap way and have sex, I'd rather keep it simple without any extras. So basically she has a wage that sounds crazy. So and once I have a baby her ex, I told her she was absolutely insane.

I told her that I felt like it was, like I said, selfish to its very relationship with someone. And then I hate to say like this, but have the nerve to like be like, I'm not gonna let this grow. I'm gonna suck my ex because I know he's gonna be a great part. Do you want to know what's crazy? So this was brought to me before. So I was talking to a guy. Um, well, so this is a guy who I really really really really liked. Um I'll call him Canada because he's Canadian and we were super

into each other. This was Oh god, it had to be maybe three to four years ago now, because it was right before I went to Singapore. So right before I went to Singapore, I spent like a week with him in Chicago. Like I was like, okay, Like we're gonna make this happen. He was at the point of his life where he wanted more kids, he was making good money, and I was like, well, bitch, I'm just starting school. It was right before I was going to study abroad, so I was only in my second year

of college and we had that talk. And so he had one kid already. He had a seven year old and the relationship with the baby mom was so bad in the beginning that he was a single dad, and while when he went overseas um, the daughter stayed with his mom. So when we had this conversation about other kids, he let me know that he didn't want to go through the baby mama drama with anyone else in the

sense that he did with his first baby mom. So he said, if I have another child, I would want it with her, but I don't want to be with her. And I'm like, so, I'm just supposed to be okay with you impregnating your ex, even though you're telling me you don't want to be with her. He hated her because she was still terrible, but it was so like traumatic to him at all of the drama that they had for like the first four years of the daughter. He's like, I couldn't imagine doing that with another woman,

And that's literally what he said. And I was like, no, like, you're really gonna sit here and keep yourself from having and growing up family with someone else because of the traumatic experience you had with your first baby mom. Out of the normal, she wasn't She didn't seem crazy and like people were like right in the audience and she was just like, look, like I'm an adult. Is there an emotional attachment to the X? That's what I would.

I think she really believes he would be a great partner to have a like co parent with, Like she believes that I ain't gonna lie. I'm fucking one ding it now, and he's so great of a dad. I'm like, Dawn, I would let you probably I have a kid for you. You you're a nice daddy, so like I could get I could get that, but I can't get wanting to fucking like you have a way, Ford like, be out of it. To me, you need to get out of the relationship. That's exactly what I think. And you're not,

And I'm like, why don't like, I don't understand. I don't know. Here's my advice to you. I think that you should explore with your current guy you're dating another six months. It's only been six months. Maybe maybe give it a year until you decide that you would really want to jeopardize your relationship potentially by fucking your ex having a baby with you lie, you know what. I think?

This is like typical movie ship. So the ex may really be into his new girlfriend, and she has all these emotional attachments to him because they were together for six years, which since she was in middle school, I assume she said they broke up at twenty two. They were together for six years. I did the math real quick. It's like sixteen. Okay, so maybe high school. But I feel like maybe she's more attached to him than really

what he is. So he's not wanting to leave the girlfriend, and she's just like, well, let me have this forever attachment to you, because right now he's not leaving that girlfriend he's been with for a year, So she's possibly just in this other relationship to make it seem like I've moved on. We're just friends. You don't know if that's true, because she ain't sounding like she wanted to be with him. I'll be real, I didn't get that energy like she wanted him. I'm gonna tell you a

lot of people think a baby you'll keep them. A lot of a lot of women are out here thinking that if I have a baby with you, you're gonna want me more. There's a lot of I don't want to call them revenge babies, but women will strategically get pregnant by a man and keep the baby. Friend my Latina excuse me, Hispanic friends baby acting like that dog. They think they'd be like, well, what's he gonna do when I have another baby? Way him? He's gonna still

suck up the access with this girl. They had so many kids, were her nigga? And I'm like, bitch, you just told me all he doesn't drive uber you keep getting pregnant? Why no, it's and it's it's because I feel like when women don't feel like they have a man all the way, that baby is an attachment. Like, bro, you're stuck with me for at least eighteen years. My nigga, like, you're not going anywhere, even if it's not emotionally. And that's my my issue and dilemma were dealing with men

with with with baby moms. They always go back and then it's raw pussy. You really ain't never got to use a kind get her. Have you ever heard a mom say something like she's enjoyed like a coffee at a star But like, I got time to myself. I had this moment where I got to be by myself. But you think I'm about to have somebody on my fucking nen just to keep a nigga. No, but I smelling ship on subway, let alone babyship with all them nutrients coming out. Bitch. I was with my home girl.

I was with my homegirl for the holidays, and I said, you gotta wake up and cook all them breakfast, and she um three and then also her niece was there, so it was just like, bitch, you gotta cook. And she got a man and he eats like the amount of all the kids. So I'm like, but you gotta wake up early and cook for all these mothers. Man, there's a lot I'll pass. She works. She don't need a job with all them kids, and that may not

I don't. I don't think she doesn't. You don't need to kids posted a goddamn mean about excited about W two's I said, bitch, you know what a W two is. Don't be out here posting means for the I really believe that when women take care of a home like that, like I, it's such a job. It's a all of the women who do work and take care of the household and still do laundry, do the dishes, clean the house and cook. Bro, i'd be looking at superhero else. I told her that. I said, man, you're a real

like superhero. I was in awe, but she was getting his clothes ready, had to get the kids ready. We went to like. I was like, Bro, I was with dub in Denver, shout out to you know, I visited every year in Denver and her son JJ, and like we were so fucked up tonight before and I hear her getting up to go through school work with him. I'm like, that's my nigger, bro, Like you are really sitting with this nigger. And she she looked me in the face and was like like she was dying. I can't.

I can't do it anymore, and like just bouncing into mom mode and I don't get it. And I asked her and she was like, girl, it just comes natural. And I was like, bitch, doesn't one of my favorite like when she had her baby, she didn't get epidural. She was like the slaves did it, And I wanted to feel him come out of me. I was like, wow, So she was already on some next level mom. He felt it coming, but also a pleasure of pain. I like a little pain when he big as dicks. That's

why like baby dicks. I like pain. You think that you're gonna get turned on my pushing horrible decisions. Thank you so much for listening to our show. Before we leave, though, we do want to say thank you to everyone who are patrons and support us. Because of you guys, we are able to go on tour. So we will be seeing you in a motherfucking city near you. We're going to d MV. We got two shows sold out. Hole by this time, it might already be passed Saturday, but

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the shirts, bitch. I basically have this like storage place in my office where like when it comes time to mail, I then take the shirts, make them do a mail. That ship is this month. We have to send twelve shirts. Damn y'all rich Well we got you know, we also rich in that tier you get a phone call. Um, I'm gonna Also I'm working on getting some maybe some stickers and some cool stuff for our patrons who come to our live shows. Don't yeah, just to give them.

So I'm excited to meet you guys. Y'all will be the only ones who have horrible decisions March for now, so I'm excited. Like we we did sell it at a live show. We never doing it again, but for fifteen bucks. Basically, well you know, I'll get on a call with you and review some outlines that I have for the upcoming show. You give me your feedback, you tell me what you think, UM suggestions, all of that.

We love that and I love doing with patrons. I honestly like it because like I just really don't feel like you should come from my neck unless you contribute to the show. Then bitch you earn it, you come for me. Like the therapy comments, didn't really pay attention to them less they were patrons because they were the realist. They don't talk to us like shit, you know what

I mean, Like yeah, they're they're actual supporters. So uh again, thank you guys for supporting UM Weezie and I are looking for different ways to be more interactive with patrons. You guys will also again be helping us do so our show again the only place where you can get merch and for a lot of the cities that do sell out, because which we sold out the first DC show in four days. We are saving seats for just people who are patrons, so we do have seats for

you guys in every city. Um again, we want to thank you guys and enjoy the clip of the one of another clips because I don't know he was really doing that at the end of this one, but anyways, all of them are we okay? Um what guys? Thank you for listening. So horridle decisions. This has been Oh yeah, another episode of horrible decisions. Go get some dick back. I feel like sometimes I want to tell people you're straight when they ask, because you don't date men like

Vinny or Christopher or himself. We're calling James queer. But he has told all these stories about sucking women and having an ex wife, Like, yeah, how does that start to happen? How are you like, have you always like

how did that happen? Um? I mean it's something that I don't necessarily like to talk about explicitly, because that's not something I'm even that sure about in some ways, and I feel like it's it's kind of a gray area, like and I've kind of come and it's something that I, you know, I wasn't sure about that's kind of how

it came about. I grew up thinking I was straight almost you know, being afraid like in the church culture I grew up on, and people were like, you know, you be afraid, like don't get into sex stuff and looking at porn and all this stuff you could turn out gay. And like that was the thing. They're like, don't masturbate, you'll you'll get used to, you know, touching a dick, and then you'll be attracted to that, and

then you'll be gay. And I was like yeah, And that was definitely like messages that you know, we were told as a kid, how long did it take you to masturbate? I don't know. I was I was like very sheltered and raised and homeschooled and not raised around a lot of other kids. So I didn't really even figure out masturbation until I was like sixteen. Wo Yeah, did it like surprising? Yes? It was? It like like you stumbled upon it or someone told you to look. No,

I stumbled upon it. I was just like watching like my parents were like out of the house for a second. I was by myself for a second, and so I turned on the TV and it was like entertainment tonight, either some special on Pamela Anderson or like illustrated Wisdom. No, I didn't never had capable We never even had basic cable. I would watch like a limidate. Sometimes it was bad, I would I would watch. I would watch fucking uh. I would watch like soap operas and ship just because

like that was a lot to me. My mom was so like strict about like seeing any kind of nudity or anything your mom. My mom she would take the newspapers when they came in and take all of the ads for with like underwear ads even like camart and stuff, and take that ship out. And when she wouldn't, I would find it. I want to stop you for a second, just to give you guys context. James's mom, Um, I would say, has very bohemian hip, be kind of vibe.

Look okay right now. So it's hard to hear this because I came over and I was like talking about how I would have had to go to the bathroom, and like she's like, oh my god, I've got a squatty pott. It's great. I'm like, you gotta what. She takes my hand, dragged me up the stairs, sits on the toilet, shows me how to use it. She's like, yeah, you can use it. After dinner, she was so dope. I said fuck like a lot. I think I talked about maybe sex a few times, and his mom was

so chill. Also Thanksgiving last year, when my mom was mad that your mama made better black beans and rice, she wasn't having it. I mean, you're only cutting up niggas now that she met at a gay bar. So from that, it doesn't really matter. I can literally take tips out of a newspaper and I will still somehow be sucking a girl to split on. So okay, the newspapers were going away, you stumbled upon it, it happened. Did you even know what j was when it came out of your dick? I mean I figured it out

at that point. I was like, oh, that's what people were talking about. Because actually my parents have been like trying to talk to me about masturbation, like you don't you shouldn't do it. I was like, oh no, just stop talking to me, and and I was like yeah, yeah, okay, okay, and acted like I knew what it was. And but then I figured I was like, oh, and then you know that it was off of the racist. But it was not stop beginning that I mean kind of like

it was. It was, but I mean it did suck because there was so much like shame around it, and I would like try to not do it, and I would like feel guilty when I did it, like pray about it and try to get God to stymember praying. And I would like sit awake in my bed like all the time, like Okay, I'm just gonna not do it, not do it, and like sit away for hours until I was gonna suck it and just like jerk off and go to sleep. Me like all right now I

feel bad. I feel bad. I guess I'm not I guys, I'm not gonna be prey to to ask God to stop you from jerking off because it was just I don't know. It's kind of really in vogue. Um. At the Christian high school that I went to for like there to be like accountability groups, like six eighteen year old like guys getting together to talk about how like you know, either they held strong that week or if they stumbled and like found pornography or so like this

is such a new world for me. I wasn't ask God for not be pregnant, I was