Ep97: Delete My Search History!!

this episode may be triggering. I don't know if it's triggering, but once I found out what Rosebud porn is, then I was disgusting. I was like, okay, it's pretty bad looking up. Well, we'll go ahead. Um we do want to give a huge shout out and birthday um wish I guess to Angela yee. We went to Amadodley and d J Envy and die let me. Just couldn't get that ship right for say, the three names really fast start with DJ dj Envy, Angelie and Charlotta Mayne. Yeah, bitch,

I got that. I was saying it this morning and I was like, Angela, MV sho. Um. We had a lot of fun. Thank you for the invY, so I wanted to tell you. So, someone I had sex with was at the party right and hadn't fokes to him in like a month, and we saw each other and the second he saw me, came up hugged me, and I was like, okay, great, this is nice. We're done.

We passed each other. I was saying, maybe another five times, and then the last time that he came up to me, I was talking to a very attractive man that I've never seen out before. I don't know who he was, but niggas kept coming up to him. So I'm like, damn, like I'm trying to figure out what his name is. I'm like, so what do you do? And he's like, you know a lot of things. I was like, okay, see somebody I don't know, so hold on, no, I

can't actually tell you what he does. It's he works for a brand that all the niggas wear and does some big ship for it. But right when I'm getting his number, wouldn't you know, the nigga comes up to me and he was like, did I tell you how how great it was to see you? And then called me by my real name in front and nigga which was a very like oh I know her for real

and I'm like, yo, I've come the fun. I was so annoyed, Mandy, that's right when I was like taking his phone and like putting the number and he was like, yeah, I'll tell you how good he was to see and I'm like, yeah, right to see you too, buddy, That's exactly what. And then when he walked away, I called him Pally. I've never said that my life by Pally. I was like, get Palli. I wanted, yes, bitch, that ain't your buddy. Oh Pal, and you begin Dick down Bay, listen,

don't be cock blocking me from New Dick. I would have never done that to him if he but guys are very territorial like that. I actually felt good, like I love New York for that reason that I'd be going out and I'll be fucking nobody, like I don't be fucking nobody in the room like and I love it. I mean, as long as it's not All Star weekend and yeah, I have not sucked anybody in the room and it feels great, like I can't say that that

was the same. I live in Orlando, small, but the circles are really small here, so it's like you and I've been here six years now, so it just feels good that when I go out, I don't really have the whole running into people. I fucked. Um, thing happened too much. I will say, Um, I seven for the first time in twenty nineteen and it was great. Um. I think he was too high though, because he's he does all these analogies. After we get done fucking, he

always says how much we have porn sex. He's like, man, it's like a porno every time. So we're talking and I'm like, yeah, because I think we went almost a month and a half without fucking because our schedules just wentn't allowed. I was traveling a lot at the end of the year, and so is he, and so I was like, yeah, well, I know the bitches ain't fuck you like that. Do you know that this nigga kind of said I had Pokemon pussy and I felt like Pokemon pussy. So this is what happened, right, This is

how I know he was high as fun. So we got done fucking and we're talking about what's what's been going on? Right, He's I was like Baltazar, but not really bothers are. I don't know what no, no, no no, But we were talking about that is not a We were talking about the trusted right out, and we was talking about like so I was like, nigga, we're talking

about pokemons down. He's like, so this is what it's like, you know, like when you got the person all the way at the top that everyone tries to fight to make better, like to beat out. And I was like, I'm not gonna lie. It was so funny because he was getting in character. He's like, you like way up here like the master, and then like the other bitches, I'll be sucking. They're trying to fight to get their way up to you to beat the master. Well, I

guess you can just out of the Pokemon hey. So then I was like looking up, I was like, wait, so I know Charmanda turns into chars Are, but isn't there someone else after Charisard wasn't like the top Pokemon start with a Z because so when I was in third grade, I used to like trade Pokemon car niggas. So like I'm trying to the third grade trading ship. So I'm trying to think which one was the hardest card to get with Pokemon, wasn't it a Pokemon and started with like a Z or something like that. I

can look it up anyway, Yeah, look it up. So I tried, But then all these names of Pokemon that I don't know. So I feel like maybe there was other generations of Pokemon that came out after I was watching Pokemon, because then I didn't know nothing. Hardest Pokemon to catches, I'm like, I remember this one. It was like the shiny card. That's the shiny carbon Wait, no dragon, I charged out hers like just a chars Aar was

still a complicated one to get here. The most oh, I guess it's Charles is just a popular one was ray Quaza, he black ray Kuaza, dark Eye. That's sounds like dark guy and he's dark. That's fucking racist. The most rare Pokemon is No, there's too many. I'm sorry, No, there's a lot. So we were talking about that, and then so I got on Instagram Live and we were talking about Pokemon, and so I really think my pussy is jiggly puffcause jiggily Puff used to put people to sleep.

So I feel like I got gigglely pup pussy, and I just like the name because my booty be jiggling now too cute. I've never really named my pussy. My pussy name is not jiggley Puff. I didn't like that. What what would you name your pussy? Not after a pokemon, but maybe like a superhero you had to name your pussy?

What would you name Thinking about this sex in the City episode where she was talking about because the therapist it was Charlotte and her husband and do you remember he couldn't get it out there right, so he was like, what would you like to name the you know, your genitals so that it's not awkward. She said, I'm gonna go with Rebecca. She was like, it's just a nice name. It really is. And honestly, when you asked me that,

I was like, I don't know, like a lola. It's a good pussy name, and that's like a flower and just like a nice home name to Speaking of names, I just got accepted to Riyah and I gave up on dating apps. So I was on Riyah but got kicked off for a screenshot of someone famous and did not know that's how the app works. I've been trying to get my friends on Riot to get me back on. Shout out to Erica from Good Mom's Bad Podcast, Andrew try,

all my friends try. Now, by the way, it's not just a dating app, Like there's a social part of it too, Like I don't I guess I can't tell you what song on there, but like I've seen some people in the media industry in there. I'm like, okay, dope, but I'm more on there for dick dam pussy. So I'm back on the app right. And the only thing that sucks about Ryan, obviously it's people in the creative industry is that wee see what the funk is in there.

Like your Instagram is tied to Riya, so like any guy that writes me first immediately gets to see your Instagram talks about my Instagram. I'm just gonna read you the last message I have um from Zach hey g about to download an episode of your podcast with a plane any Rex, So I said, l O L I'm going to assume that you've dug through enough. What title interested you the most? He put ha ha honestly started

with Top Moments, Wow, shoe Fucker's huh. You know it's crazy that that was the first episode that my coworkers listened to because I had to let them nor im going on tour and they're like, wait, So that it

delved into like what do you do? And I was just like, and that was our first episode, and I was just like, so that's shoe fucking is literally what I hate about that episode now, Like, I really love doing the compiling of the episodes because it's the one that me and many like really like kind of brainstorm the most and talk with you all. And even though some people think it's a lazy episode, I love it.

But therapy is the first thing, so people that never have heard it, the shoe bucking is the first thing, and then it gets into therapy. Therapy second it does, because then he just started asking me while he was fighting.

I'm like, damn, it's only been five minutes. You heard that. Yeah, No, therapy is the second one because it pretty much brings where So I feel like the shoe fucking was kind of one of the very first episodes we did in the studio when everyone walked in and we're all loud speaker, so that's kind of how it started. And then the therapy was like, yeah, so we had childs and tribulations

over the past year though that we overcome. Um. But yeah, so all right, I was I was talking about our therapy when I went on another podcast recently, and I was like, no, no, no. But as much as I hated doing that episode, I realized, like how different it was, just because on some real ship other podcasters that tell me about their co hosts and like talk about them. I'm like, wow, y'all, spades don't like each other the same way we do. We just share well. Me and Wheezy,

if you haven't noticed, have been doing much better. We're even going out bitch on to see you what three times when full times this week? Like, and we're we're knocking out a lot of content, me and her. We're both at Angela's party together. When you're deep in the bag, it's really hard to not like each other. That's another good thing too. Yeah, I believe that, Like, I can't

hate you with checks, I just can't. What am I gonna do technically, Like we get it's a check with both of our names on it to a bank account. You and I can't even hate her because then I look that account and I'm like, oh, there's a comma and there's like that's there's a lot in that account right now. Hey girl, have a wonderful day at work.

I would tak the weezy hike, you know, good afternoon today, even today with this episode, I text oar said, side dope, this was a really good topic that you came up with. Good job, kudos to you. Let's go in the studio and have a great day. I mean, what else are we gonna do? You're telling be mad about you when

the horrible decisions just paid my rent? No I'm not. Yeah, no, you're right, but I mean no, I think it's really cool that like and like I said, I really hated doing it because I kind of assumed that having the therapy out and the open would be a spectable tactical right, like making us a joke, But it totally was the

other way around. Like even if niggas laughed at it and we didn't know or see that, like it changed it for me, you know, putting all my fucking flaws on the table, letting people just opening up my feelings for you, people being able to tell me, hey, you were wrong or cry it was ugly first mom was that way? Bro? Okay, So do you know how ugly you are when you cry. It's a cute one. No, it's nice. I'm an email host. Honestly, my cry, Like, my tears just come out so often, like I know

how to like change them now. I also learned like little things to make yourself stop crying, like tongue on the roof of your mouth, Like, bitch, really like tears just be coming out. I'll talk to you, call it your therapist. You'd be crying. She's like, now, just put your tongue to the top of your mouth. Her the tongue thing, but like it was something with your tongue that can like stop the tears, Like holding a bag or something like that can maybe help with the tears.

But yeah, I was talking to this homeless woman on the train the other day and I was like, coming, that's coming in. I started bawling. Bro. Yeah, I like I like crying just for like shows and movies. But it's really weird, like I cry like and I know that that's where I literally hold all my cries for in real life, because I'll be watching like locked up raw and I'll be balling the whole time. What's the last thing you cried over? Okay, Undercover Boss, I'm not

gonna lie every episode. I cry at the end when it's like, so we're gonna you remember how you have difficulty paying your medical bills. I'm gonna pay your medical bills for you. And then the fucking crocodile tears just start sucking going. So yeah, I would say, Undercover Boss, I was just watching that not long ago. I'm kind of thing it was a show. I watched a reality show where I think it might have been I Am Jazz,

you know what that is? Um So, because I've burned through ninety fiance, I now have just like TLC on demand, so I'm looking there's a show about a thirteen year old trans girl and like she kind of just talked about what she's going through now she's about to get surgery that that's going to change her life, and it's like it really fucked me up, and it was it's a dope show, and like you know, there's she has love interests on there and it's it's it's really sweet.

Um N, Fiance, I've cried over let me tell you how obsessed I am over the show. I've watched the show so much. I'm watching like clips of like their families talking about it on YouTube, like I can't get out of it. And now my favorite character, Larissa and Colti. She's from Brazil, everything more big black. They got in this fight, bitch. It's even if you don't watch the show. This clip is so fucking interesting because it's so crazy. Me and Ali um incredible. We don't even we don't

even know her number. I can't even remember the last time I talked about the phone, but we will text about that ship. I would you would you do Naughty Day fiance after Mexico? I really wanted to, but listen to her voice. They got in a domestic violence prning. I need someone to take me off of the jail. Are you going to the jail? That's not funny. You're so bad, because why's she gonna come in here? Next episode? That same goddamn accident. Police. Let me need to take

them with it to day. I'll call the police. Wait, so she got into a domestic violence issue, which the parts sucking extra. This bitch puts everything on the Instagram, right, so she starts recording him and she's like, I'm on the sleepy on the floor because you'll try to hit me and I don't but I don't believe her. And he's like, Clarissa, why I don't know what you want me to do? You say, I have a small deck. He's just you do everything to just make me upset.

Then she has apparently TMZ covered a bitch. She has all these random cuts and do you still have the blood was on her face. The blood was from no cuts on her face. They couldn't find a cut on her face, so all of the blood on her body was like inconsistent. So they're like, obviously you made this ship up. So that's why, so dust, So that's why she went on they're taking me through the jail and uh, what's my show? And then he got a mom. He lives with his mom, right, and so the mom why

do they set people up like this? So she's talking about the mom whose name is Debbie, right, She's like, I don't like it. That'd be fool because you don't the clock with the so don't have the clock with the season. It's not good. The food so good. Let me tell you I got some dick right. Jeeves came over a few months ago and uh, I was like, dude, I gotta show you what I've been been watching because if you weren't here, this is what I'd be doing,

and I need to knock this season out. He was invested. Bitch's like wow. So the dude from Jamaica now moves to Pennsylvania to be with Melanie and her children, and he's like, you know, I'm no only black dude in the neighborhood, but I love Melanie and you know from a grain carpo. So the only one that I saw, and I don't know if it was not a day fiance, was the African dick and a white woman and then the bat white woman that did going back to Africa

and cleared out her account. Yes, and she was like, Michael, Michael, did you go to my account? Never going back to not he did you see her dress him in the Trump Ship? Let's talk about bro. She dressed Michael in the goddamn She came to visit him in Nigeria, right. She was like, look what I brought you, baby. She pulled out this fucking make America Great Again hat and the shirt and he's like, I love it. I can't

wait to get there meet you. Let stick with the hands up and then think it clear she's fifty two. She's fifty two, he's thirty. He told her, if I have a picture you on my phone, the cops gonna check my phone and see a white woman. They're gonna take up scamming and they're gonna arrest me. So she's telling her for her daughter, her friends and ship. She's like, I believe him. You don't know the laws and Nigeria now him, and she's like, do I think crazy? Do

I think Michael's using me? Well, I don't know. For a few reasons. There's some love there. We've never met, and I could be as mother's age, but I've deal something now, bro, that ship was the only one. He was like, crazy, Angela like my elder, you are like a mother to me. She's like, now you're embarrassing me. I'm done with so fucking good. Then they got a Filipino bitch, who fucking with this nigga who rapped? I saw that one is good too. I gotta get into it,

like really work. There's nothing else on TV, and I'm not gonna lie this is that means there has to be no chopped beating. Um My Bobby Flabby, I like Bobby Flay. Um I'm into um Top Chef, Like I watched like the cooking shows. They're great. I'm my dad is on. I'm done catching up on Married to Medicine. I'm done catching up. Have you heard about the couple that can't speak each other's language so they what's app each other? Get the bitch? They'd be getting in fights

on Google Translator. He'd be like, can you make sure you get asked TD tests because I think you're pregnant by another dude, and so you're hearing him say it right and she has no reaction because it has to filter it. And then the phone is sitting there and she's like no, no, no, and then talks back to the phone. They fight through another woman's voice on Google Translator. He asked to marry her and she was like um, and she was start texting in the phone. That's it's

so good, ud. It is just such primetime TV. Like the person who came up with that in the room. I just really need to know how much are they paying you money? Because like what a gym? Really? Oh so when I to Mexico, Yeah, I was trying to be on my ninety day fiance. Bitch, I'm I'm well, let's go ahead. We're gonna hap into our Let's just go ahead and get onto the kink of the week. You want to go ahead and get into this because this is some sure you looked up chuck polo. No,

it's pretty bad. Um. It's called felching. It felching. Here's the definition from Fight Club. When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber, he shoots his load and plants his mouth on your anus and sucks his own warm sperm out. Plus whatever lubrication and fcs are present, that's felching. It may or may not include kissing you to pass it into your mouth. Basically, an anal cream pie is called felching, but it's specifically when a man does it and he sucks his own come out the

faces in this room right now. Now, how to find that, one may ask, is because the topic for today, um, you know, has to do with point categories. So I'm looking up the grossest ones and I found it. But before we get to our horrible decision, I want to go through Vanilla Ship. Shout out to Salty. We've been talking back and forth to a misfits who runs Salty. If you guys, don't know what Salty is. It is a newsletter, um that it's basically talks about sexual health.

Writers go in they pretty much it's almost like I would explain it almost as blogging sometimes because some of the stories are so personal and vivid. But there's a slew of different writers on this site. It's free and it's just an amazing fucking newsletter all about sex. Ameliorities was on her show she covered it. I know Erica Something, the woman that had the missectomy for breast cancer. She's on there as well. Um. But yeah, the article I

picked today is called Transdating the pegging perplextion. So the author of this article, um pretty much goes into detail about how she gets annoyed feeling like every man expects penetration because she's trans. So she I'm just diving into the middle of it is quite a long article, but for the t girl that choose to date, they soon find out their slim pickings. The scarcity is caused by so many stereotypes that surround sex with a trans woman. One of them is a stigma that only men who

enjoy receiving anal sex pursue trans women. It includes a false assumption that while entering a relationship with a t girl, the expectation of seeing receiving anal sex is a thing when it really isn't. They sustain the fear that being known as a man that dates trans women automatically means you take it up the butt when it doesn't. Men who are brave enough to explore their sexual acumen will discover that there are various ways to have sex with

a trans woman as with any other CIS girl. It is this exploration insists couple's bedrooms that is lending some leeway to the acceptance of men who love the trans woman so movement so basically saying that pegging and talking about it has opened up the idea of men possibly being okay with dating trans girls. Um, some tea girls are totally comfortable with invading their man and leaning towards evolving as a non op transsexual. It's exactly what it

sounds like. Taking all of the feminization that measures up to the point of genital reassignment surgery. They feel like no one ever knows them. Uh, no one ever knows if the man they will fall for will prefer good pegging and are okay with keeping a tool to use to do so, so trans women that are you know, post op and have had surgery will actually maybe still strap up and shipped like that. But I guess kind of trans women are tired of thinking they're just a pegging.

It's so funny though that you bring that up, because I do have men in my phone who have been with trans women, UM, and I would say probably three out of five of them don't even take the dick like they they're not receiving. They're not on the receiving end. They have been with trans women to where they're still penetrating, um the women. And what's crazy is um. I mentioned this on a on another episode that I've been getting into kind of watching more transporn, and a lot of

the transporn is trans women still being fucked. Yeah. So it's it's weird because a lot of actually like watching trans women fucking men. Oh that's what I try to look for, and I can't find as much of it. I really enjoy watching trans when we get sucked and just seeing the genitalia, but like it being like even missionary. I think it's really hot to see them like if so, I'm into seeing a man receive it clearly again because

I like seeing men in submissive states and forms and positions. Um, but if you guys are interested in looking up a specific porn porno star that I really enjoy watching, he his name is Robert Axel. He is a beautiful black man. Oh my god, he looks He's like, he's just my type. He's on Twitter, He's beautiful, and he deals with a lot of trans women. Um. He also does like threesomes. He's like been gang banged by by trans win. It's just it's just it's really hot. Um. So, Robert Axel,

if you're looking to get into that. So I guess while we're sitting here talking about porns, talked about this scene though. Like so when I went on Vans show, I talked about a porn I was into, and it's trans women they like get fucked and come on themselves like, oh my god, like post pre ops. Sorry. Um but yeah, so Mandy and I did a Patreon episode. May have heard it yet or not, I don't know, but um, we talked about like the type of porn we like, and I was like, Yo, we should really get into

what people are into. So the horrible decision for this week is called delete my search history, because I mean it's a nasty ship pretty much. So I went on Twitter and Instagram and in my d MS and collected over, like I would say, at least total maybe five comments of what people are into. But I want to ask you this first many would you rather take here we go one of these goddamn money or do something filthy? Ask questions. You don't have to do nothing. What you asking?

Would you take a twenty in cash in your hands right now? Or I mean, well, the if the fact is you would have to for the have your search history for porn pop up whenever your legal name is googled, the fact that I have a white ass name and mad white girls pop up if you search my name anyways, give me that check. If y'all want to know black gay raw, that's what the funk I type in just about all the guy damptime, mine sky and come on face yeah mine is I I like gay porn, Like

I said, I've been watching more transum transporn lately. Um. And then if it's if I'm like, okay, I'm done seeing like that type of sex and I want to go back into heterosexual sex. I really really really enjoy Gang Bang Gang Bang DP me too, and I do like to see I don't have a lot of raw sex, so I don't like to watch condom sex in porn. I'd like to watch raw sex, right, I just like. I mean, well, that's why a lot of people have gone to Miami to do porn, because now in Cali

they have that rule. Um, so we elected all of these points that people watch, right, But hold on, before you get in your phone, I want to show you the three craziest ones that I looked up or most interesting. So first we're gonna stop start with the lollipop effect, and I'm gonna tell you what that is. Wow, really port music there it got black girl. These are all I swear on you as some real ship. The black people that wrote in are the ones that took the

answer from. The lollipop effect is basically two girls lie in the bed, they passionately kiss and fuck, and the other girl watches them under her skirt. You see a big dick. So that is called the lollipop effect and it's only an anime. So I want to show you three clips of different porno and I want you to then tell me if you had to come to one of them? Which one would I come to? I'm actually surprised, Like so the girl that wrote me it was a black chick. She was talking about how she really was

into the anime. Sorry, my phone is sucking up. See I've got a virus from all this goddamn anime. I'm not coming to cartoons. Well, you'd be surprised. Look they look real right, let me, it looks like SIMS characters. Yes, do you see the like dick in the skirt last seaker? Y'all are so deep in this damn studio. I can't pull this up. Hold on, So this is the lollipop Okay, As you see there's a girl with a growing dick in her skirt. Their cartoons how big huge? That's not

a regular size dick. Well it's anime, so everything is kind of like So that's the lollipop effect. And you're watching this at work. I'm so sorry because now your painties are about to be moist or you're about to have a heart on mony. You just makes me so fucking wet. So just even hearing cartoons moan right now, I'm so mad that I just got turned on. Here's the next one that a black dude told me as

his favorite ship to look up comforts. No, this is just a compilation and basically that comes squeezes out of the ass they've parted out and they eat it. This music is so now. The next one actually had I would say about ten people write me this, which kind of surprised me because it seems kind of random. And it was clown gang Bangs. Clown gang bang, so all normal people, no cartoons, no other ship. But yeah, they're basically um dressed as clowns. But this is what I'm

talking about. This is why like you're not You're saying this is who that's fine to nigga's watch it, but I'm saying you're not finding So I don't like watching white dicks in porn. So like, okay, so which one you find clowns? That now all the fact that you really just which one are you coming to, Mandy? It's the game you have to play. Yeah, but it was all white people, So I'm just gonna go with the cartoons. Then wow, And you said I'm not coming up because

white people. So the cartoons looked for the cartoons, they moaned sex here the cartoons turned me on more than the other. I really think out of all of those, Like it comes to the anime too, the anime looks the idea of a growing penis. It was literally they was kind of judging before this because the only anime

porn I've seen was tentacle porn. So technacal porn is basically when it looks like octopuses and ship and they wrapped themselves around like other people and jerk them off, or I've seen breast milk tentnacle porn where they wrapped their tentacles around. Technical porn was really interesting. A lot of people sent that in and like it's disgusting when you look it up, Like, I don't know what they like because it's not the tentacles can go through the

vagina at the mouth. Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah, I really don't get the caucassity of that, but nigga like it. Um So here's a few favorites of mine that I posted on the graham um. My question was what's the craziest thing you've ever searching porn? Not me, but a fellow sailor Undeployment had a hundred gigs of am te amputee porn. So I then looked that up and there's a lot of quad ampute where there's no arms or legs.

And there's another one that says most recently watched was nugget anal basically girls with no arms or legs getting asked. So there was a video going around on Twitter of a guy with no legs fucking the ship out of a girl and everyone was reposting it. It was all hips and arms. He had to have the strongest arms to hold himself up because he was sucking her missionary style and I'm like, funck, like you're it's kind of

like he was swinging. But that's the thing, like you all learned what you have to do, write like what it's corn, It's all corn. He was like swinging in her pussy. And I'm just like, I don't know if I could even watch this, Like I felt, it's almost like when you it's like, we have legs, so that's where we put most of our weight and lean onto drink sex. But no, no, no, like but when I'm thrusting,

I use my legs, right. So like Ashley, the girl that we had here that had the wheelchair, I bet that her arms were a lot stronger than me or yours, because she's probably using her arms more than we all to remember herself in and out of car ship like that. Um, the nastiest port that I saw, I will say, and this to me was nastier than vomit. It was rosebud porn um. And that is basically when your asshole is extracted. I thought, I've seen those in gay porn and it's

so gross. I really, Um, I can't your assholes extracted. It's because you've been fucked so much you basically try to like pull it out and like then it's like pushed back then while sucking, and like that to me is the fucking grossest ship. But it's a lot of like anal gaping. I've seen the rosebud thing too. Um. Here's some other funny ship. Granny's sucking big cock, which I don't ever know if you look at Granny's sucking

big have you ever looked up granny porns? I know have for fun, not for masturbating, and like granny gang bangs are hillary. I feel like that's kind of like look at the granny getting like this is what I mean, She's like what fifties. I'm talking about she don't look that old, sold do you think she is? I want to see gray hair, bitch, that look like a milk. Oh okay, they look old, bitch. They look like the

Golden Girls be each other. Oh my god, they look y'all gotta look at these old as these some big pussy pitches. Yo, y'all ship anybody they caraman Audio Chris, They came to look at Why do they all have hair? Because back in the day they care. They probably still live like back in the day Grandma's be getting it in with the black dick. How long they're taking a lot more dick than the young girls do. Well, I guess you've had room to uh. So I wanted to

read this. This was probably one of the nastiest comments that I that I saw. Someone said that they saw a video where Hella guys came in a cup. They dumped the cup onto a pan on the stove. Then they cooked all the come like scrambled eggs, and they made the girl eat it. Uh. And I saw him responding back to other UM followers, and he said, it actually looks like scrabbled. I believe it technically there Oh, no,

let's not. I'm about to say, technically there are eggs in it, but we have already went through that there's no eggs. Um. Giant clips is also a thing that someone put an you're in, which to me, that's just diarrhea. This was the I didn't google this, but this was the craziest. I keep saying this is the craziest. This is the craziest. I can't stop penile separation. Dude slices penis in half and the blow was crazy. No I don't, but I came so win when I guess he came

to that he was black. I'm gonna show you what he looked like to because this is crazy. Bro Oh, some dude I put looking up porn bloopers with your asked. You know, this was so funny. So me and this guy we got really high on some stuff. It was Molly and it was like five years ago. And we go to this fucking rave and he can't suck me anymore. I can't suck him because we both can't come because we're so high. And I'm like, yo, let's look at

porn bloopers. So we're in a hotel, we're in Tampa and we pull it up on the screen and I want to tell you real tears. So it's like casting calls where they pretty much roast these bitches. So they get done sucking this one girl and he's like, yo, you know this is the East infection, right, like when it's crumbly like this. She's like, dude, really, and she's like looking at her fucking to see with all this stuff. He's like, yeah, I'm a little worried now about getting Candida, honestly,

because I'm so sorry. And then she's in the bathroom and the camera crew follows her while she's like trying to figure out how to fucking postmates monistat um. It was pretty bad. So something else that was really funny that someone brought up, which I actually enjoy watching And I just recently watched UM parodies, so they have porn parodies of Fresh Prince Good Times, and parodies are funny. I do want to say, if you're into gay porn

like myself, they just had an awesome one of Black Panther. Really, Oh my god, let me see if I can look it up. Do you know what's funny about you bringing this up? Do you remember when you said that um, Lawyer Bay wanted you to wear like he did. So

Lawyer Bay wanted me to dress like a UM. We were going to do like superhero fucking and we were looking up different um costumes because basically he wanted to record, like he wanted to like get into this thing where he wanted to be like a porn director on the side of being a fucking lawyer. And so I was like, yeah, but I have all these tattoos. I don't know if

I want to be in front of the camera. And so that was one of his solutions, is for us to wear costumes because then it would cover the majority of my tattoos. And so that I just read something that a trans orgy because something about them being in a fun chain is really hot to me. Some girls said these are all niggas, by the way, because I could see from a little ship this girlfriend. I love watching one armed niggas jerk off. Wait, what is up

with the one armed niggas jagging off? Fraudage? What is that? I forgot? Can you google that? Really quick? F R O T T A G. We had it as a kink of the week. I feel like we definitely did. My favorite search is lesbian Brazilian face sitting and that's what leads to some weird ship for me. Also face suffocation. So that's the start of the Black Scanther game. Wow, it's like really in like, they did an amazing job that you have the bow hold on, what does that say,

back painter? It's black with C C. And then when you get into it, it's gay gay black porn and you literally have to Challa and whoever the other one is about the fun and then hold on they get into it, do they say what kind of forever? Um? Actually, I think they do say some sort of what kinda while they fucking? And my bad, my bad? Yeah, it's crazy,

my badge, Thank you, Chris. The technique or process of rubbing from an uneven surface to form the basics of a work of heart huh, touching or rubbing against the clothes body. Oh, we did it with Mad do that? We did do that? No, we didn't do that with Mac. We called that like dry, what do we do that with? So one of the other ones that I found really odd that a lot of people wrote us in about

is alien slash Monster board. Yeah, and so that, um, most of those are animated when I was looking them up, but they do also just have people in costumes as well, looking like aliens and monsters. That was dope. Um. Oh, so before I want I want you to find some good ones too. I found uh an article on mandatory dot com. It says thirteen portn categories that will make you quit the Internet. Um. The first one is toothless granny, and then they also include porn hut comments, and one

of them is but why toothless granny? And porn involved senior citizens who remove their dentures and placed them on the bedside table to suck a good dick, my little pony. I feel like maybe that's how Kimbella was getting ahead from Joel's. You know, Jewel's no, but he like started losing his teeth. So I wonder if like getting your pussy eight out by ni. Yeah, but I think it's mainly so it's like it's better probably for blow jobs because like because it's just like I put my lips

over my teeth anyway if it's big. But I used to watch Hookers on the Point on HBO and one of them was like needed ten dollars for cigarettes, and she was like, I'll take my teeth out. He only want to take. Well, there's a category of crackhead porn too that someone said they stumbled upon and they processed at real crack horses. One porn like that. S It

kind of made me feel sad. I've watched it mainly because I like the like the Thai prostitutes, so like when then crackhead comes up, But I'm like, I didn't ask for American ship. Um. There's another one called red rhapsody actual porn comment boring, twelve minutes is too long explanation. Red rhapsody is a blanket term for menstrual porn. What's even more shocking is the fact that approval ratings for these video hover above every time they are seen by

millions of people. The more I live, the more humanity confuses me. Garden gnome. Garden gnomes have red pointy hats. Wait, they fun with red pointy hats. These red pointy hats perfectly parned considering the prevalence of pointing things like butt plugs. What there's a girl who uses yeah, pretty much lawn

ornaments to pleasure herself. Um. Another one. Japanese newscasters actual porn comment in Japan is perfectly normal to read the news with your face covered and come, I think that if a lot of you guys dig into, like searching some of these porn um categories, you'll see that our bodies can do a lot of things that I didn't think. So someone said they actually came across a video where an entire head was put into that and then someone wrote underneath like l O L the white bald guy.

I'm like, yeah, and apparently the guy is bald and so he's stuffed his he stuffed his bald head into a vagina. Something else that people said, um Asian armpit fetish. Yes, and also Muslim porn um, so where they're they're jeebs. She do you know she only did like what like less than ten or something Mia Khalifa because she's actually Muslim. A lot of Muslim porn, by the way, and they just pretty much make that eyebrow bushy. But Mia Khalifa is like, legit, Middle Eastern did Muslim porn and got

received the most death threats of any poem star. She's the most searched porn star for the amount of videos she's done maybe like five scenes or something really small, but searched to the most like she's super popular. I'm actually surprised you've never heard of her. I think I have on Twitter. Um someone else UM said something that's a porn category. And it's actually funny because I saw this in person. Someone said that they saw a girl shoved ten many basketballs inside of her ass and then

shoot them out one by one. I saw that. So when I was in Thailand and Bangkok, Pace called and basically what happened is and this is the crazy part. So we go into this pussy show that's what it's called. It's literally pussy is on the outside of it. And so me and my home girls went in. I think was like ten dollars to get in um uslars, but it was whatever time. By the way, it's really expensive. Yeah, no, it was very expensive. But we were like, which, we

want to see it. And then when we got in there, the drinks are like so they weren't old. So we went in there and the first trick that she did was she takes a marker and she asked the guy sitting on the corner of the bar, and it's like, what's your name? She takes the marker, puts it in her pussy and writes his name with her pussy on the stage hands in the paper. And Amsterdam, I saw her do that on a dude's chest. Yeah, so did it on a sheet of paper. So then finally the

ping pong show comes in. The whole time they're hyping up the ping pong show, so the bartender hands us ping pong paddles and the lady sits on stage the strip or the dance or whatever they call her. She's on stage and she's putting the ping bongs in her pussy, gets her pussy and it shoots out and we're pretty much playing ping pong with ping pong balls that are

coming out of her pussy. Now, it wasn't until she decided to shove a bottle of water and squirret it out with her pussy juice that we were like, we're fucking done with this, So we definitely were playing. The water was the most um what I thought interesting, Like, so she I saw that in Thailand, and I want to talk about some European ones I saw too. In Thailand. I saw them like lift their bodies up, let the water drain all the way down and then shoot it out,

which I thought it was pretty gross. Now in Amsterdam, I think it was a pink elephant or something. I've been twice. What interesting there They have a smoking one where a girl very like nicely puts her legs up and like coughs. It almost looks like, yeah, smoke comes out. Whether they did that in Thailand too, Yeah they did then. Yeah. The only thing I would tell you with sex shows, like it's really really interesting to watch. I've been to a Parisian one two. They were pretty cool, but the

they look exhausted because the show is on a rotation. Right, so let's say from seven to nine you watched the show, they do it again from right even thirty and like it almost looks like acrobatic ship. At this point they're like like they know exactly what positions to get in. It's kind of sucks and strangely, the sex insects shows I've noticed is not my favorite part. I kind of

like the individual acts. I think those are more fun. Well, this was this was advertised as kind of like a strip club, so they did have like very clad outfits on bikinis. Um there was poles on stage so they could go go dancer. It's because they dance a little

bit before they do whatever trick they do. Another cool one I've seen in Amsterdam is it pink ellaphant something elephant And this girl comes down in a chaquita banana outfit with like gorillas and they like do this dance and then she unpeels the banana, lays on her back, um, calls five men over, puts the banana inside of herself, and then ask them to eat it out while she position it out. That was pretty good. That was actually

sounds kind of interesting. I enjoyed watching that, and like not in a like turn on way, but I'm like, you guys are sick. So we've we've we've we've sat here and talked about a lot of the porn that our listeners came across. Are there any portos that you've come across? And it was so disgusting that you sat there and watched it. I wasn't I didn't finish, Like I didn't hear you finished, but I couldn't finish. I was gonna say, did you stop watching porn that you

kept watching? Race play makes me stop? And I'm gonna tell you when race play has made me stop, I like boot cocky I talked about it all the time, so gang bangs and I really do like watching black women in porn because they're hot. But a lot of the book cocky sometimes has white dudes. So the Boukaqi that I last watched was some Southern boot cocky. I can't remember the name of it, but I probably should have known better because they had shirts on with correct

inflattererate flags. But she was so fine. I think it was Caprix Styles maybe, and I love her back in the day She's coming to our Atlanta show. Oh dope, So I love Caprie Styles. Shout out Capri and Um in one of the fucking portos. Yeah, they were like saying, you black bitch like I couldn't. I couldn't handle it, and it sucks it up. I don't even like listen to white women say big black cock which is why

I can't watch blacked. Oh. I don't like hearing you talk about it like it really it sucks it up. So I mean for me, Um, I mean I would say, stumbling across trans porn, I didn't think I would like and now, like I said, I kind of search it on my own. I don't think I've come across too many odd ones. I would say, you're talking about race play.

Ones that I feel like I shouldn't enjoy watching would be incess porn that I kind of I actually like the storyline that you're fucking your stepson or your fucking your stepdaughter, like, and it's awful. Don't you look really judge you right now, bitch, it's just porn. But I will say it's one that it's like, I know it's wrong. I think incest is awful. I'm not here for it, but I kind of get into the storyline and poor times and I shouldn't maybe maybe like the mom and

the like. And then it's when like the mom and the daughter fuck the hot boyfriend. It's like, I know it's fucking wrong, it's awful, but I don't know what is it is that the someone is that? Is it the coercion basically, like I don't know. I think it's the fact that I know that they're not supposed to be doing it, like especially like the dad and maybe

stepson or dad. You know what. I'm worried about incest point and people liking because I worry that it will one day lead into them like teenagers getting taken advantage of and that makes me feel bad. But of course, I you know what, incest porn sucked me up. I watched Hot Girls Wanted this documentary on Netflix. Have you seen it? It's really good. It's a it's about actually Nina Kay, she said. The dude from the documentary is

her manager. Now. So it's this documentary where they basically talk about how they put these ads out Hot Girls Wanted on Craigslist. They offer you a flight to Miami, you live in this house, and you do amateur porn. And the life cycle they talk about for point stars, like averaging that three months, just okay, six months porn stars.

Over Here, one of the girls, the girl with glasses, does this uncle sorry I had hiccup, uncle kind of porn and her outside of the scene, she looks so uncomfortable. She's like, I was so dry, Like he wanted to touch me, you wanted to kiss me. I couldn't do it. And like I'm watching her touch her titties and she's sitting there with her arms crossed, like uncomfortable. And now all I could think of with like that older man takeover porn, is the actual porn star really being that uncome.

But it's also crazy because even watching that documentary, they do like women who look barely legal for those certain type of roles. So yeah, and the barely legal category is very I pulled up the list for US of the most views categories by gender. Shout out to I think uh nor Kyo, the philosopher who said, you guys need to cover this. He sent me the two thousand eighteen poor Hub porn Hub's official review. And want everybody in this room to guess the top three things you

think women looked up? Gay porn is number one? Well, we did an article on gay porn being popular, not not gay man. Male porn is not on there, but go ahead. What's the next one? Well, then lesbian lesbian's number one? What do you think number two is? I thought that two. It's threesome, threesome three is number is? Number three? Is Japanese? Now next one? For men? What do you think their top three are? That's number four job lesbian and and what's pug? Oh? Oh fatass white girl?

So I thought it was gonna be teen and ebony. The top three on two in two thousand eighteen for porn hub was Japanese. Number one milth and and then mature. Then it was lesbian and ebony, and I was before teen and anal. Here is a very interesting statistic. By two hundred and eighty percent, pussy licking is more is more often viewed by women than men. Solo male is viewed solo male when maybe with the little fleshlights making

themselves come. That's probably why I like a lot of like, so a lot of the guys on my phone, I don't have to send them anything. They just enjoy me watching them jack off. And that's like one of like the things that I really really like. So sometimes if maybe I ain't got no nigga that's jacked off on FaceTime for me in a while, I'll literally go and look up solos. And I love watching men like come on themselves or shoot, like sent me some fucking flesh

light porn. I love it that. I mean, I'm sorry, like a video of himself and I was like, like, I love it. When I watched that ship, I'm like super turned on, And I'm shocked how turned down I am, because I don't really know many men that use flashlights, Like it's not necessarily a thing. But porn categories also arranged from cities people live in, which is very interesting too, like it was very high for teen um sorry Bible Belt states. I believe that, which kind of made me

want to throw up. I believe that. Well let's go ahead. UM, I hope you guys, if you guys come across any weird porn um, keep it to yourself because you'll be sending us some weird as ship. I know you all thought I all about to say something else, but you'll be sending us some ship, like real quick, I just asked them, now, no, but real quick. I just want to show we're literally sitting here, mind you, anything filthy that comes across Twitter, we're now being at of like,

what are your thoughts on this? So this is literally something that was just sent to me. It is a man being jacked off under late tex. I've seen this on real set and there's something but through the late text. But he's literally having a connection because he's about to come. So this is clearly a late text. Um. Do you remember when we interviewed the guy Daniel from Not Safe for Work and he talked about late He talks about that.

So again, someone decided to tag me at full Corp. Fam explain like y'all can't think that me and we need just so all of this ship. Bro, we don't do this. Do you remember when Dan dan Van post like posted some ship of men and lingerie and he was like, what y'all, what y'all think about this? Making us the voice for everything like this? Because it's just like, god damn you now, I'm honest with you. The latex thing, like I totally get it. I get the second skin thing,

like I've worn really tight clothing and it's turned me on. Yeah, I mean I I just I'm sorry, doesn't know I wear probably maybe I wear more outfits like more often, but I wear this latex one sometimes like, um, I don't want whatever, I'm not gonna but you know I wear this Latex one And when wearing it, like getting like my nimples like pinched or touched outside of it. It's like another level. I love that you brought that up, because that's gonna set us into segue us into our homemail.

Um which title I picked one? Oh? Did you I really like this one? Well? Go ahead? Um so skin or no skin? Um So? I'm new listener. Shout out to Sydney for posting about the podcast. So I've had sex with men with foreskin and without, and don't really care whether a dick has skin or not, especially because all I'm concerned about is getting an orgasm. On a random night, my boyfriend and I decided to watch American Circumcision on Netflix, so there goes something else for yat

to tune into. And I've always felt some type of way since I opted to not have my son circumcised. After watching the entire documentary, my boyfriend is now restoring his foreskin, and apparently a bunch of men are doing it. I don't care as long as he can make me come with his mouth, dick, and fingers. But it's a four year process with lots of tape and retaining cones. Even crazier than in some countries, doctors cut the hood covering the clip. Shit. If someone cut my hood, the

motherfucker's would ruin my sex life. Just thought maybe would be interesting to share with the rest of the world, since most women are hell bent overcut dick skin or no skin. And it's crazy because we've had this conversation on here a lot. I actually there's a guy that I found really, really attractive I met him at a party, um, and we've been talking on and off maybe for like

two years, but nothing's come of it. And you know, I was in my little slump where I didn't really have seven for a while, so I was entertaining him. And as soon as he sent me a video of his dick and it had so much skin on it, I'm now not interested in sucking him. So I feel bad. Reading this made me think of that. Listen, people can't choose the way that they can't, but I can choose what goes in my mouth and what goes in my vagina. Sure, but I do feel bad, Like I mean, like I said,

eight of the world is uncircumcised. That's the last start I read that wasn't in the summertime, And apparently it was something just as similar with of America being circumcised. So like, I don't know, I I don't really think there's a difference. What I really enjoyed with uncircumcised men is they feel so much more like when I go down on them, like there's so much more sensitive, Oh my god, Like they seem to come harder. I actually fucked this guy with Collette and was number two episode

number two threesome story. This dudes was like almost screaming. He was coming so hard, and he was uncircumcised. He was like enjoying it so much. And I noticed they convulse a little bit more. Um, ladies, if you've ever have any stories that you could share with us, if you know you agree, I just find that they do come harder or like I can't even explain it. And it's mainly like when I'm like doing like something with my hands, like, um, you could say, like the basket

weaving technique, you know, shout out to superhair whatever. I've noticed just doing that right at the tip, it's like, oh my fucking god. Like some dudes can't even take it. They're like, I'm gonna come just that. I mean, I feel like my circumcised guys come just as hard. I'm not saying that they really sense of the sensitivity, sure, but I'm not gonna say here and say, like, I how many experiences have you had with uncircumcised men, though maybe a few when I'm well, I'm not gonna lie.

So when it comes to uncircumcised dis and I can be biased, I don't give a fuck. I don't I don't have the preference to suck it. It's not it doesn't turn me on, so because it doesn't turn me on like the same way. So basically it turns you off when you see does so maybe like the same way. Maybe some men don't want a hairy pussy. Men have preferences with even what our vaginas look like. It's nothing that we can change or nothing that we have any

control over. But there are men that, oh, you're pussy fat. I like fat pussies. Some guys like different types of pussies. To me, it's not that I'm shaming or bashing any man who's not you know, cut or uncut or whatever. Just my preference even when it comes to sucking dick. I don't even know how to suck dick with skin on it. I don't. I don't like what's your heart. It's like, I don't know from from my experience, it's not really a pull back type of situation when their herd.

But also like I honestly like when I tell you, I don't care, I just wanted to be big. Yeah, I like big difference. Um I do want to bring up because I noticed and I'll hear yet I liked this one. It wasn't really a question, but it comment was. The subject was wheezy I can't squirre either. Listening to episode ninety wheezy girl, I can't square and bobs a ship out of me. I've been with my husband nine years and we have an amazing sex life. He has made me come so hard my legs shake and go numb.

I come at least three times every time we have sex, but never made me square it. I was starting to think it was just me or him, But now that you said you've never squired it, I'm like, what are we gonna do? Girl? Listen. I've heard doctors say like every woman has the possibility to squirt, but like I don't care about squirting anymore, just because some novelty with a nigga wanting me to squirre. If I can't square, I can't squirt if it hasn't happen yet. It hasn't

happened yet. If you're having amazing orgasms, why do you care? No, I can enjoy the multiple orgasms, but I will say, um, I have squirted in but it's it's something that I don't have control over. It's something that I don't know how to do to myself, probably because I also have t rex arms, so like I can't really get Nina Kabe said, and a lot of other people then wrote in that week. Because I was like, oh, well, I don't put my fingers inside of myself, she was like,

I don't. She's come from she scored it from clatorial Also, I guess we've had on the show. I won't say his name. He was like, I've never made a girl squirt um from using my fingers. He's like, I've done it from eating pussy and like clatorial stimulate or not like sticking his fingers, And I meant he said, from clatorial stimulation. So I don't know that. I mean, I guess again, I haven't experienced it that way. Every person who has made me um squirt has come from them

pushing there's some button up in my pussy. I don't know they know how to get it. Though. The I've come scored with maybe three three different woman never made you scored. When I'm with women, i'd like giving head to them. I don't really like them touching me at all. Okay, so yeah, when I'm with women, it's just all me pleasing I don't really, but I don't really like heads, so it makes sense, like, bitch, what are you gonna do? I'd be one dick when I'm with bitches, so it's

like like I just like pleasing them. But for the most part, every time I've scored it, it's come from fingers going in there while they're also eating my pussy. So it's clotoral and penetrated, like penetration going on, and it has been I'm sorry that you haven't experienced it. Bitch. Tears came out, bitch, and this nigga recorded me, so it was a nigga on camera, and I don't love that nigga, but it maybe tell that nigga I love him. I don't really feel like look and you're looking like

that real quick. This nigga brings it up, mind you. Every time we have a conversation we argue, it's a nigga I don't like. It's the nigga that I piste on. We fu for like ten years and now I'm not interested in him at all. But every time we get into an argument, he bring up that I told him I love him, and it's on video, so I k denied, but so if you're so excited about squirting and it's so great, why don't you like head? Like you said that it normally comes with Z, but it's it mostly

comes to me. Like even with him, he'll like eat, like he'll eat my pussy for a little bit, but once I'm turned on, it's all fingering. He does all fingering. And I realized that too, like um shout out to Raquel Savage. She tweeted today like h and I saw that you posted how to properly eat pussy, and she actually put don't put your fingers in this hole. And what's crazy is if you are gonna give me head, because I'm I'll get it, but I don't care about it.

But when I'm getting head from a guy, all literally pull his hand and make him finger my pussy while he Yeah, I don't know. I feel like everybody has a different idea of pussy. Right. I was talking to a friend of mine, another podcaster, and she's like, yo, like, my dude cannot eat my pussy right because all he does is stay on the clip. And so when I saw that video, just focus a lot of I'm like, I don't like that ship either, Like I like the clip to like eat my whole pussy. Don't say what

we suck your dick. We'll do the head, we'll do the shaft, and there's the balls, then of course the gooch, then we come back up. There's hand motions, like we do so much intensive ship when we fucking suck dick that it's crazy that they literally just think they just gotta I really get annoyed with that ship, like, just don't eat my pussy. If you're is going to link the click like what work's called lit click, like the click he caught it a click. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't like that. It doesn't really do anything for me. I want you to like, this is my vagina. I want you to look at it. There's a labia like there's a lot of other ship that you can do, like to turn me on, like fucking do that. And I just feel really guilty when I've got to sit there and like walk you through it, because I don't let people eat my pussy anymore. That just do it wrong. I tell them what to do. Now, Oh yeah, I

told you. The only way I'll even get into maybe we're okay my pussy is being eaten is if I know I'm dealing with a subman, and it's on some smothering and I'm sitting on his face and riding his face and I'm just very aggressive. I still don't even really I'm turned on more by riding his face than I am like obsessed with like getting his face suffocated. Not obsessed, but like he doesn't know that. Maybe I

realized how much he asked for it. But in the three time we had the girl was riding him and I was sitting on his face, and I remember him pressing me closer and like the niga came hard as ship. And recently when I was sitting on his face like I could, I didn't know if he could breathe or not. But I think he was into it because he I wasn't sucking his dick or nothing. It sound like he loved it, but it was eating like he never had a meal. It came hard as I was like it's

Legit landed on my chin. It was very unexpected. I was like wow, but now I kind of like it too. I was begging Scissors to do that ship, but she wouldn't because she wasn't waxed. I was like please, She's like It's so crazy how self conscious we are, like depending on the pubes on our pussy at the time, like I told you, even when I did the threesome, like I had to tell her bro And what's crazy

to me? It's like I read something recently where this girl was saying how do I It was something in the homemail about women and her questions about how do I date women? To talk to women. I felt so much more secure about my body when fucking women than I have men. Like I feel like girls are not

weird about my body like men can be. And maybe because men are so judgy, like when we see people being judging on the internet about oh, you know, you don't have this or not enough asked and enough titties, or you're this or fat or whatever, it's mostly men. So when I do fun girls, I've felt so much more comfortable with my body. And for the first time lesbian experience, I've noticed that, Yeah, I feel more comfortable with women. But anyway, um, thank you guys so much

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Because you really need to wear fucking condom when you have sex in space, because it will flick bloody bodily fluids clumped together in space, So like busting a nut, it's gonna float around. What do you mean, so it doesn't turn into particles? It just floats. Well, it'll clump together and if it's like dense enough, it will it could it can't float and the same thing will happen. Like.

Another big issue of having sex in space is the sweat because you actually, you already naturally sweat when you're having sex, but in space, you actually sweat even more because your heart has to work so hard. Because of they and the blood flow, your your blood ends up being evenly distributed through your body. So it's harder to get hard. Yes, it's also hard to like as women too, So why is it harder to So it's harder to get hard because you can't get that much blood to

go up. Yeah. Like usually like gravity brings the blood down so that blood can gather more in your lower body. But with Michael, gravity not the case. Your blood is evenly distributed through your body. Yeah, is going to be dried Yep, that's right though, but it could yeah yeah. So okay, so it's hard to get it up. But they want other life and space. Yeah, so if we need to fun to make babies, well, the thing is right now with NASA, they're not interested in colonizing out

of space. Don't you are populating out of space? Um, they're not interested in doing that right now because it's just on the top of the priority list. They're more interested in getting things like the US rover that landed on Mars landed on Mars on this Monday, so they're

more focused on that kind of ship. But the private industry may be more interested in doing this like um, the first technically the first people to have sex in space, UM that's been recorded was on like this um this video called I think it's like something uranus and they did and they did one of these things called a vomit comment and so I don't know if you guys know what that is, but it's basically like a plane, special plane. They can fly high enough and to give

you like about I think ninety seconds of zero G effects. Yeah. Yeah, it does like a little parabolus. So it goes up and down and so you go, you go, you ride up and down like in waves to think you do about like six or seven waves second, which sounds terrifying too for me pervosonally, like, if you're gonna have sex and be floating for ads, you have to be really strategic about how you're gonna land because when um, there is but they only got about a good twenty seconds

of them having sex. I think everything else they had to like, would I be able to like post that link for people that are listening to this? M yeah, I could find it for you. That would be dope. So I have looked up. When I get high, I just you know, you get in the rabbit hole of like dan, what I'm about to google? YouTube? So I started YouTube in space one day and I was reading into this thing about how like it's really bad if you get nauseous because if you throw up, it goes

back in your face. Yes, so like how do you catch like what do people use? How do you like brush your teeth? How do you shower if the water is floating? Well, I mean they do have bathrooms on space because especially on the International Space STA, and even on space shuttles because space shuttles you'll be you can be on a vessel for like about a week, but

they're very tiny. So I also was reading them like with showers, you're using rags a lot because you can't about to go pick up this champagne for your ladies. So like, yeah, I was reading that if you're showering right, like, let me see if I took it down, Yeah, you have to get a rag to soak yourself off because there can't be a stream. Yes, so yes, so this is so in times of your question about throwing up, Yeah,

you have to be really well. They kind of have like some systems in place because every all liquids that they utilize are most like that they usualized were like in pretty secure containers. UM. And you kind of get used. You get used to from what I've read, you've get used. You just kind of get used to navigating this because making sure your assholes in the right tube. Yeah. But it's like I said, it's a very very compact space.

So you get used to making very small apartment yeah, because you're because these vehicles have many people on them, at least for the size. By the way, I went home for Thanksgiving and I was walking around my mom's place and I was like, yo, I paid double this for one bedroom. This is three bedroom. It's like two thousand square feet. And I'm like, bro, I'm really glad I moved to New York, like right out of college because now I have a misconstrued conception of like how

much money can actually get me for space here. Now, one other questions I wanted to ask about UM space and uh shit, what am I thinking about it? Just came up? Um, yeah, So do you know anything about what happens when your mask comes off? Like what do you mean, like a space suit, when your masks when your mask comes off of your face when you're in space, what happens? I read something like your lungs come through your mouth, Like why do we need the mask? Like

what's out there? In actually in space, you can't You can't breathe in space first of all, like like usually if you're on like in a space vessel, there's oxygen there. There's no need to wear any extra equipment. You can walk, you walk around like a shirt, and like what happens if you crack a window? You know what I'm saying genuinely? I mean, they have safety procedures in place, but you can get the necessary equipment and suits to protect yourself.

But really, you would never ever want to be exposed. And also there's radiation, which is like that's one of the worst bits about being exposed to actually being exposed to our space. Got it? Radiation as in like when bitches get skin cancer and ship. Yes, yeah, that's actually the white bottle. Hi, welcome. Somebody walked into the studio j manager. He's managed a lot of famous women, a lot of famous singers. Yeah, what are we talking about?

You know, just throwing up and space ship. A few more questions like what positions would be ideal, like can you hold onto something? Like how do people work out

in space? Like well, really this is one of the chickiest parts is figuring out how to position yourself and because if you, like when you're having sex in space, or if you were to have sex in micro gravity, like the law of like Newton's third law of you know, like how everything has an equal and opposite reaction that thing is intensify, so like if you collide into each other, you're going to I apart when you have sex, so like you can't pump that, No, you can't. You have

to be like harnessed down essentially. And there's also someone has an idea I don't think I don't think they've worked on it yet, but you could have like a potentially have a sleeping bag that will give you a sufficient range of motion, but you could keep in place. But you guys, aren't completely flying up. Definitely can't sunk from the bag. You could smack somebody's as in space, you could propel them away from you, like they're saying,

like sneezing and farting in space like moved you forward. Okay, I mean you're not gonna move like you know, like ten feet or whatever. But like each each amount of a really suppressure, will you know I'm just trying would be like in space, like you know, I guess you gotta like almost pee it out and catch it like you would pee. Speaking of piece, That's what I wanted to talk about. Did you know because YouTube when I'm smoking weed, that how they keep making water and filtering

water is through the toilet, especially from Florida. From Florida, you should know that. Like the peace you drink. That's what I'm saying. That's what you do when you go hiking too, Like if you yeah, you can like little things that can clean up your water. I've gone hiking and done that before. Now that was