Ep91: Legendary Heauxs Feat Mack Wilds & Mouse Jones

two episodes in one night. I wanted to explain myself and I thought, let me not do it is another thing. So Mandy and I actually have different work schedules. Right, Mandy gets off maybe like two hours later. We've been wanting to get got his unk for a long time, right, Mistress unknown, She corrected me. I know, I'm sorry. M Well, that's her hygiene, follow her right. Her um Nina Kay was from out of town. Had to come at a certain time. So it's like, yo, what are we gonna do?

Push guests or just record them? But you know, when we see the vibe and energy. But y'all like us when we fight, and you know what's crazy. When y'all think we're fighting and have that energy, it only makes us more annoyed too, then and go do something disruptive like a fucking multi city tour. Bit, we're really going on tour. And I know that you've been asking, um so twenty nineteen, we're about to pop off in real life.

I'm not gonna lie despite um whatever beef me and Wheezy may have from time to time, I want to let y'all know I actually hate my job more than I hate Wheezy. So because I'm trying to quit that ship, I'm like, this motherfucker money. So we are going. I thought we could do this, So Mandy were right. We're texting it. They we're getting excited about it, and um She's like, Yo, for d C, let's just drive. I'm like, oh, damn,

bit you want to be stuck in a car? I know U k drive home because I'll go ahead and let him know what you felon asked, Well, you're not really a felon, but you never told the jail story. I've only told it on live. No, you've told it on here. Have your license suspended from years. I ain't talking about the ankle Ray, I ain't talked about that story about like how you know I had to spread and cough. It was bad. Yeah, well we do you want to make the announcement. So yeah, um w D

Live is happening in two thousand nineteen. I'm hoping by the time you guys hear this, um happy December, that we will have some event bright tickets up for you for Chicago and DC. We're still working on just contracts and timing with the venues, but so far what we have a little fired for dates is d C January nineteenth and Chicago marcht Upcoming shows will be Toronto, l A, New York and possibly or Lands, possibly Orlandos. So I know y'all were complaining about us not coming to Florida,

but we we were working on it right now. Also, I do want to shout out to everybody in Texas, y'all go ahead to come a little y'all should expensive, so we go work. It's so expensive. So hey, if any of y'all listening happen to do south By Southwest, go ahead and bring us on. We could do a broadcast stage real quickly. I mean listen, if you're in Dallas in Houston and you want to have your promoter book us for some ship a little bit. No, we'll be in that motherfucker. I don't know if we have

more Dallas or Houston people. It seems like he was heuston seem real, like, wait is Houston black hirt? Look? Sorry here we go? That was my alarm. Um, Oh, isn't your nickname trapp money Benny? Because you're being your feelings. I do not be in my feelings. Actually, speaking of feelings, So we haven't given you guys a catch up since you guys know that. Um, for the last month we've done our solo episodes, we've really been focused on our thank you guys. By the way, everyone who came, I

wanted to talk about that. Okay, So like, um, what was my favorite solo episode that you did? Was god his unk? I mean I was like yo, So, by the way, I know, like you guys know, we record ahead of time, but I've wanted to wait to listen to the episode like everybody else, so that I could like live tweet it my name. When she robbed thet Hamsters, I was like, okay, um, you're talking, I will say so. I did enjoy Loki and Nina Kay. However, the German

shepherd salmon bullshit not here for that. She didn't do that though, but yeah, sure she didn't. She gonna say, my friends did it the same way. We don't be really sitting here saying what we'll be doing, like the German shepherd Dick. Bro, I don't believe she did it because she won't even do step mom shit. So to me, if you can't even do that, I doubt that. Bro, She's just not gonna say it on air if she's not. Would a check with a thirty thousand dollar check? Because

then I will say, can I tell you the no? No? No, no? Hold on? Oh wait wait wait what I would fucking go down the German shepherd for thirty grand? Are we really going to do the what's your price? Right now? With me? First off, I am not. I don't. I can't even look at the little First Off, you like pink dick, I don't. I don't care dog know the dog Dick is pink. It looked like pink dick when the little thing be hanging. Oh my god, I can't even look at it. And I'll be doing some naty ship.

You ever seen a dog? I can't look at a little pink the little thing thing. But real quick, I do want to see here and say I did have one issue with her, and I didn't get to meet her. Um So, Nina, this don't take this personal. I felt like, and I don't know if it's because of our show, but she kept putting herself in like a black woman category too much for me, like making it seem like she had to let me finish. She kept making it

seem like she had the black girl struggles imporn. Then she's like, yeah, and my page got um deleted for supporting sex workers and black women. And then for her to make it seem for her to bring up but then for her to bring up how her mama dates a black man now, but then to also bring up how your daddy called the monkeys. I was just like, you don't came from a background too much to where you can feel like, first off in, your body is probably paid for to look like these black girls. So

I didn't like that part. I enjoyed her. She might have had light bob, but I think that I believe that was which is fine. But I will say this black girls body body shame thing than it was her like giving white tear. Yeah, but even that I didn't that was the only thing she enjoyed, the stories she was she was wonderful. Um, but you also think that was like I know Low and me, we're both super excited.

Low was radio book bro. I was sitting there like some new wrote a comment on YouTube talking about damn you let said, well, he was hard I supposed to do. But I appreciated that he um, in my opinion, didn't ask like typical nigger questions like oh, like how they be feeling when you do bad blah blah? What about when you got a man, any feeling your respect man? Like I thought he'd asked some cool ship. Um My, let me see my favorite was got a song and

I really like Ki. I like that. I was mad when Jamie was like, oh well, it's what you answer to like you can say, I was that. Well that too well, And I think that got brought up to because so she does trainy Thursdays and this is actually what the party is called on Thursdays. I went, um, and so I had that conversation where like, um, isn't that a bad word? But the party is actually called training Thursdays for any of you guys who are in New York City and interested in trans women. There's a

wonderful um called training Thursdays. It's at a place called Fairy Tales UM. And I enjoyed it. I will say, uh, yeah, I did. So I took one of my friends. Um, I'll say, my friend who is battling with being a with with battling that being accepting of him being in two trans women, and so I was like, listen, like it's okay, like and so we went, Um. I do also want to stay Midtown health Kitchen. It is health Kitchen.

So I do want to say to to all of the listeners when that came up, because it came up last minute that I had to come up with that episode because we canceled the one guest. I won't give him any shine on here, but for everyone saying, oh my god, we want to hear more of Dustin. First off, me and Dustin, probably Chris how at least for four blunts before the show. Everybody was late. Everybody was like,

so we're staying here. We were drinking tequila, we smoked, We smoked out this room, probably three to four blunts. But not only that, he was also he had just gotten a out of Um it's like tweets for something he said on the friend Zone and so yeah, something about kids. But people was coming for him. So when I told him, Hey, I want to have a trans woman on the show, he was like, oh, non nun,

you gonna get me. Dustin was like, I don't know what anywhere people what we do more than I know because I feel like we're good people, right, So let me let me explain to you. Like I I kind of said this to who did this happen with? So I met Baccari Sellers. Do you know who that is? From CNN? So no, he's black. So um. Charlotte Mane invited me to the Evon or g Show, the comedy show. So what happens? I get there, I see Bacari Sellers. I'm like, yo, I love you. I would love you

to come on horrible decisions and be super PC. He's like, oh, think about it. I put up that cream pie clip. He said, Oh, I don't know. I can't do this. He was like, no, what I mean, I just can't. I can't. I'm like, you know what, I totally get it. You don't know if you're gonna be a politician one day.

You don't know what's gonna happen. No of um I mentioned in the van about the Brittany Renner show, He's like, people acted like that with for me, with you, like how could you how like these women you know, like decision and it really makes me forget that, like we are too fucking much sometimes. Well, I'm not gonna lie. And and this is again for the backstory for some

of our listeners. When I told Dustin this is who I'm having on, his first thing was, well, let's have a completely different conversation where we don't mention that she's a trans at all. I said, we haven't had a trans woman on to be able to share their story. I said, oh no, I'm asking the difficult questions. He said that because he's like, let's normalize, let's stop making it an right. But I'm like, no, there's questions that we want to ask. I said, no, what then you

think our show is about? I said, we're educating. Well, so I really I like to lie. She's super pretty? Do you think not amazing? What did you think of Ashley Um? Ashley was Bill Chair. Damn, I can't call her Will I got a nigga I call but Shart, you say you was dope? Like what? I haven't messed with him, but amongst my friends, he tried talking to me. And he's in a wheelchair, so when I talk about him, his name is wheelchair. You know wheelchair. I know wheelchair.

But my bad, so I didn't want to call the guests wheelchair. We make nicknames for everybody, but I call that nick click click, Yo, I really want to have a mom episode. I know you'll be trying to plant to do it because you stay playing things. It's just like I noticed even ignoring me, and I'm like, Yo, tell me when your mom's up and be like okay, so should we be at the studio at Like I've said this two times because I don't know when my

mom is gonna come back up. She just bought a new house, so she's working and bitch, I got a lot of ship going on. I don't want to have to play hosts. No time soon. We don't have to do it soon, but when your mom. When your mom comes, weather be four months, maybe when we're in Orlando for a possible live show. We do it on a Sunday or something like the two of them would be a mess. Oh my god, I'm not as um so yeah, I really like to Actually she was dope when we were

looking for guests. Um, I was like asking for you know, crazy guests, and she reached out and was like, I love the show. You know, I'd love to come up and be on the show. She only had to do much betting there, so let me tell you, I felt I'm sorry. I'm sorry because people said we should have betted the sugar Daddy used. Can see the wheelchair in the pictures. Actually I'm sorry. I mean, no, you'rel No, she's very beautiful. I was like, no, no, she was.

She look our audio guy and raised her. She was really fun, like she had a great spirit about her and like I love that she knew that it was something to see and like she's like just asked the questions. I was when she was coming in, I was like looking for ramped. I think Christopher and Ben helped her up. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, do you know? That was my first thought, like how the fun she got on the studio. I was thinking, I know, because you know there's still

the stairs. Yeah, I was thinking about it a lot. Yeah, this is not really wheelchair accessible in here. Well, bro, she was talking about ubers and ship, like even when I ordered her, I wanted to order her the Uber because I knew the wheelchair accessible one, you know, And plus she flew all away up here. She's right, it's like twenty minutes away. She's like, so I'll get regular ubers and just tell them like, hey, just close the

chair for me, and they will cancel on her. Oh ship, But so shout out that this was actually like my favorite month of content. I want, I'm not gonna lie what I enjoy most, and I want to shout out to all of our listeners. As you guys know, we're almost at a hundred episodes. Actually we are if you count Patroon, we're over a hundred some ideas I want to do, like a list of a hundred things, but

I think it'll last too long. Well know, what what made me excited reading the comments more so was that during that that four week span where we had these solo episodes, each episode garnered to this is top five, this is top three, this is still a favorite episode. So to know that we can be ninety episodes in and we're still getting you know this is top five. Lets us know that, Hey, we're doing a good job

with what we're doing. When I was like reading comments for people not to one or two people said they missed the other one. But it did feel good not to see that, like you WI isn't like it felt good to know that they're like, it's going to be good no matter what. That was a nice thing because we can't say that for every Pober we listen to listening this week, see you next week. Um, But no, no, that was exciting and I loved all the content. I

thought they were great guests. I recently, UM have been looking for more people. I really want to bring the buy couple back on. I loved them. I'm not gonna shows, but I wasn't in town um when they were just here. I do also want to say that we when it comes to us getting these guests, like I have a guy right now that he's into the furniture play like we talked about with god us. But I will say too real quick. Can I make a p s A to you guys? And I made this p s A

on my Instagram. Um, but for those who are interested in coming to the show or coming onto the show with guests. There's just no chance in hell when right after you're then asking to take play with one of us, um, and I feel like I don't know yes. Um. So since the Mistress Unknown Dub sub versus Dumb episode, I have had close to five guys and I'm sending it.

I've had close to five guys asked to be, you know, a sex slave for me or some Some may say, but we're gonna go ahead, um and we'll be right back. We'll be right back, We'll be right back. You want to wait till let's be mac is here. Alright, We're back. Mandy had to take a ship too, bro, I had to take no sho. No, Mandy just so thin now anytime she has a new people out of her as yo, shut the fuck up. No, I definitely didn't um ship

so our late ass motherfucker's came. But wait, speaking of Booty, wait, you had anal sex look she's about to make Anna say that up. I'm a really good power at bottom and I've learned that recently. Oh well, um, I guess we can get into some dick talk. But yeah, so as for me, I will say, amongst all of my travels. I've been really busy and I haven't had much dick at all. I feel like I'm being a little bit

more picky. Um, of course with my selection because I want to come, but also because I do want a boyfriend. I am putting that into the universe that I want a relationship. However, this is gonna be odd to say, but I did go ahead, um and seven finally got a threesome out of me. So you didn't tell this was a while ago. No, I didn't talk about it on the show. This was this was I mean ship. We've been a month without recording. But I did give him a threesome and it was fun. It was amazing.

The girl is a friend of mine. I pretty much you love your friends. I do, but we hadn't fucked before. So this is how it set up. So for anyone interested in having threesomes, this is what I did. So right, and listen to episode seven a month so, well, this is how I had my threesome. This is how I set it up. So I was already gonna suck him. I had an event to go to and we had

already planned. After my event, I was gonna, um go to his house and so before I hit him up and ask you know, I was like, hey, so would you want to join us or just watch? First, I started by asking her if she just wanted to watch us. Then I was like, do you want to join? And she was like for real? Like seriously? I said, yeah, girl, you had like joining with me. So before she agreed to, we had to go into the bathroom stall and she looked at her dress. She was like, I ain't shave.

I said, girls, okay, don't worry about it. Yeah, so she was like is this enough? Like this isn't too hairy because I don't want him to see me with a harry pussy. I said, oh, girl, I had a pussy that look like that. You're good. So as long as it sound like near the whole, no, it wasn't bad. It was like I don't care what it was, maybe like three days unshaved. So I was like, all right, beat. So I hit him up and I'm like, can I watch you my friend? And he was just like who.

So of course I had to send a picture. I know. I just said hey, can I watch you my friend? Um? And he was like oh wait, what asked? Asked her follower accountation the Instagram look for the right and the screen shot up and the bitches, it's a graam names because you ain't about to let that hold out. And he was like, yeah, y'all pull up, bet get there. I will say it was top three threesomes after the first round because he sucked us three rounds. Um after

three threesomes in three rounds. Well, yeah, he sucked me three rounds. But after the first round she got up and gave me a hug and said thank you and was smiling ear to ear and said thank you for allowing me to experience this. So from that point on, I was like yes. And then girl, her body hurt for the next two days. My body was hurt. He like fucked the ship out of both of us. She even held by the third round, my pussy was done.

So she even held my butt cheeks open while he sucked me in the ass, and she yeah, oh, it was insane. It was. It was we killed a whole bottle of rum. It was. It was. It was what about you, because you've been sucking black dick, So go ahead and tell them about the black cock. Say, now, let's get a clock from me. Coming back to black Okay, raise up. So it just raised up to black. Dick Black says Jesus Christ. That's how I feel. It's been a drought, right, And I was telling someone he picked

his own name. He wants to be called Beard Bay so bb right, I'm telling bb platonically in the moment, like how it's been a drought and I don't really know what's like, how it's happening. I'm not connecting with anyone, blah blah blah. We're out kicking it and we get into this little like debate about the population of New York, right, seriously, like, oh no, there's that many people. There's as many people. So he's like, you know what, I'll make a bet with you. If it's the amount you say it is,

I meet your pussy. I was like, damn, just like that. Yeah, Like I'm sitting there like, oh, and uh, what if it is that? Well, we know numbers isn't your things, So you definitely lost that, huh. He said, If it's not, you gotta stuck this. I was like, well, let me get and one he closes, have we left, We get back to my place, we start watching Jesus in Meryl because for some reason, that's the thing I like to do.

When I actually told because I went to the show when it was dope, I had to get it out. I had to let them know, like you had the catalyst to a lot of dick I get because it's just like, come cutted with me and watch the ship and then we're gonna laugh until my pussy gets wet and then boom. So we're watching it and I guess I'm playing games too long where he finally looks at me and he's like, you want to catch this ship

in or what? And I was like, you know, I'm like playing that whole like I don't know if I can while I'm taking my panties off. Meanwhile, I already did a whole bath in the bathroom. So anyway, he eats my pussy. I come. He comes up to my face and asked me if I like the smell, and I was like, yeah, I do. He was like you do, I said yeah, and then he made me lick it all off of his face. That's like it was the first time anybody's ever went down on me without kissing me. First.

I was like, oh, this is just like really a thing. Fuck the ship out of me, and then something interesting

that I've never heard during sex before. He was sucking me saying I knew you had good pussy, and I said, oh yeah, like just thinking that that was like sex talk, and he goes, or maybe it's just good pussy for me, And now I wonder is that a thing, because I feel like we've heard bitches be like, oh his dick is whacked or like X to say that about somebody, but then like it wasn't or you know, niggas will talk about a bit saying I'm not gonna mind pussy

and dick is subjective as fun, Like it's like he could have dicked you don't. But if he came and me knowing the good dick I don't got, his dick might be so part of me. So when he said good pussy for me, I remember getting like what he was able to say he'd be taking it. Um. Then I had some really good lesbian sex with an ex last Saturday, and I'm gonna tell you what I figured

out was so good about it. We sucked all night, all day, like all day and literally was so good FaceTime point of my nig anyway, try to but he was getting some pussy too, so a way we um we have sex and with her and I have sex. I realized we both love scissoring. And I think it's because she's really gay, Like she's not that gay, but like we were together before, right, and I like other bitches that I fucked, like to get fingered a lot, and I think that, like the scissoring is like really

a lesbian thing. But we scissored so much. It was so fucking good with like my teddy bears when I was is good. When you get it right, we gotta good. We get a good like I don't be scissering with the horrible decisions live. If you've ever been to one of our Lives shows, you know we like emulate sex positions on stage. Someone need to come and scissor you, right, seriously, it's not gonna it's not gonna do nothing to me. Bro. You've not, then you haven't. I have done scissor and

they don't do like rubbing on my plessy. I got my hands for that. Let me tell you what I'm nasty. So in the morning she was menstruating. You're disgusting. We're done, you know, we don't. I don't. I don't do blood talk. We're absolutely done it. We have to normalize. I didn't say I ate it. What did you do? I was like, you lit the clip with the tampon in hold on maybe, But I was like, yo, why don't you just get

in the shower and I'm coming there with you? And since we like children anyway, you know what I'm saying. I got on my back. I'm in the shower, bitch, my braids was sucked up. I got on my back. She got on top of me, and I ain't see nothing running down. You are not twelve. Your period doesn't stop when you get in the shower. Like a lot of us like to think and listen if if you know what you have sounds like quarters in the room and quarters fill up. I'm not sucking, you know, I'm

do you know? Do you know what that's equivalent? You know what that's equivalent to? For Rivera, what know, you suck in a German shepherd's dick, That's what it's says. Any equivalent to you stuffing salmon in your pussy, You may as well take your eyes to do by y'all don't know what talking about the case. On the last episode, the case said that on the last episode. I don't

really see the big deal. And honestly, there was that vice article we did for Vanilla's ship basically where they were sucking on their period and there was bloo everywhere, and I'm not saying that happened, but I'm not that far. Look it was good. Okay, that's what I'm saying, and I'll do it again. It was just wetness. That's disgusting consistency.

It doesn't involve me. Spit blood fu yo. Niggas is sucking bitches on that period, do you If you guys, If you guys, it's avoid not eat nous Christy Bussy. You don't eat bussy yo. She was my girl. I can't sunk her on her period. Oh okay, well, guys, if you know, we're talking to the room full of people, but we're gonna go ahead and be right back because our guests are here. Our guests are here, and be

right back. Hey, Um, we're back. Um, Niggas are gonna nigg which is why we're back because Motherfucker's is on CP time at all times. That I thought that we kind of fixed this problem in but now we have to change it. So we did tell them to be here, like you know, I was fun to say that. I know that you do white movies and I don't want to know what time they require your black ass to be there that movies. Like he I want you wasn't

late for a dole. We we were a whole white person together, and you couldn't be on time for us. You know what, He's just stepping up and I'm gonna tell you what. You only the second actor we had. The first one was road Timmy, and he was pissing on bitches. So you bet Timmy came on time. But that was time. He was on on time. Ready, you're not going to be shade. I'm just saying like this like you talking about because you know what I speaking shall before you do this, before we before we do this.

I guess we should let these motherfucker because know what male voice to y'all don't even get that's the black side coming out. Okay, I see my hand. Yeah, I've been talking man, spicy. The people are working and split it between the two. You don't be pushing. You don't be drinking. I can't really hard she whoa Now look right now? You know why don't drink on them. That okay, okay, so let's pause, let's pause. Let's let's work on not talking over each other this episode. So I do want

to see here you go. You add miss every time, so come on, like, leave me alone, let them let him get a manicure. So guys, if y'all haven't noticed, we have mouse Jones in the building. Um and late as light skin as Mac Wilds. Y'all been wanting Mac Wilds on the show. So we finally got a man, and of course we got him next to his God damn. I want to welcome you to l s N. But I've seen you already come with the spice for nigga. Now you got to be very specific. We have looking

at you. I'm talking to you. Who are you talking you? Mouse? Hold dog, because since you want to talk from floor, hold on, hold on. First loud speaker episode, being spicy. First of all, shout to the clubhouse, shout to talk about the podcast. How do you come for everybody on your first half didn't come out. He didn't come for the people who were there, just the new people. Why you though for nobody? You came for everybody? All? I said nothing, I already got a text mesage from the Dean.

I ain't been a month that I'm already getting tech. We played next with others, all right, listen, all I did was talking about the rollouts, like I thought, like everybody else thought that we were the only new show sign and then you find out like two hours before we announced, No, we already announced. We found out not announced, like five different people. We we we were the only ones with the special mid year rollout. We came on. We was rolling out, and I mean the only rollout too,

because did you know any of the mother shows? I don't think so. At the Christmas party? Want I just want to see the rollout was bad? Because how was y'all rollout? L one one? We can't even know. We had like a like an episode in the bag. He was like, no, we come on with the spice was on fire. We came with the fire. Listen. Anyways, y'all know every episode what we like to do is we like to kind of break the ice with our guests, but we are not really gonna break it. We're gonna

ask them they price. So well, let me tell you this is a game that I was playing with Nina and Little Keeper. I wanted to make it a little bit stop having not my mother. I love, I love and love love, I love local all my heart. That's my guys, I know it is. But ch like hearing him talk about checks was so boring. God was he? Boy? My dad was listening. I was like, you got some nerves like dead myself, Like I'm looking at it, like

you don't even about that? Shut up, I think, because you know, but you know what, young men really don't be knowing their friends, like when if you if say Low likes it in the ass like with a thumb or likes the aslick y'all. Yeah, but you're not gonna but that's what I'm say. You're not gonna know that. Do you know everything that? Do you know everything that Mac likes in the bedroom? Unfortunately? Probably you do. Well, we have a new podcast, Guys next Door. Shout out

to anchor. That's what was your third guests were our first guests. By the way, they have a rule that I really like and I kind of wanted to do it for this episode. So when I came in there, they were like, I don't like how y'all look at me? Tell her about the role. So basically, of One of the rules that we have on our podcast, um is uh is the phone rule. If anybody's phone rings while I put your dad, don't put it on an that's fine. What's the rule is if somebody's phone rings, you have

to answer it and they become a podcast. That's niggas don't be calling my phone. Ain't no better. Yeah, shout the mama waiting for her was my second text me, and then said, what did he look like? That's funny, shout mama, that's funny. I ain't worry. I ain't worry about nobody calling, but we're gonna go. We're gonna go ahead. And I guess in this motherfucking you with your mother, Yeah, you're the first black man she've been wait with a black guess my mom has been trying to get the

bag for years. Sixty seven. She was like, well, these niggas playing all right, the game is forty eight thousand or forty eight months in jail. Okay, first one you capt him at forty that's like forty eight, eight thousand or forty eight months in jail for years. So we call him this first forty eight, first forty eight like that. So DP with you mouse and Betty White, give me forty l Wait, so you aready eight months two years? So if you give me forty years, hold on, I

didn't say you'll have to fund each other, y'all? Howd the DP Betty White? Nine? That means my dick gonna be out? Dick gonna be out? Yes, give me forty eight hours in jail. Give me forty eight months, forty eight years for the days forty eight I'm taking the forty eight trained together. I don't do trains. I told you this is on our last show. I don't do you do want it? No, he don't want his dick out? You too pretty for jail? I might, I might, I might do it? Why not you attracted to me? Be

safe though, pretaxed already for you? Second? For forty eight thousand dollars or forty eight months in jail? Oh wait, there was price on I'll take yeah, got split it nice. I'm not gonna be Yeah, I'm starting with you. Um, drink a cup of your own. Come for forty eight dollars or forty eight to you? Gonna hold you? Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. Right, you didn't taste I have not but women be telling me I should be

taking mad gut shot and ginger rid. But I'm like, like, ginger is the only thing, Like that's the only one thing because you don't drink or smoke though that could be it. Yeah, So I'm like, but nice, give me forty, Give me forty. You're not two years and you wouldn't I'm going to jail. You wouldn't drink this much because I'm in Rikers for two years. This much, they don't be coming to I'll be coming that much at two years and possibly drinking nothing up. Wait prison, Wait a minute, wait,

what's regular jail in prison? Like there's a difference. Ain't getting raped and jailed jail? Like GP, if you go to prison maybe with niggas, ain't got no come hometime looking in football number. Yeah, like if you the ers for two years, I'm my son, like nig oh, it's good. Like we're good at right because you know, shout out to the noodles. I get my I get my make up, my commissary. Right, we're good and I'm already nice with

the jack man. I'm sure I'm gonna be out there cheffing like everybody's coming and I'm not going to for two years, based, I'm not going for two months. You also ship come on the regular? Sipping on the regular? Yeah? Probably definitely. Would you pay your green juice for protein? Yeah? Who's is it? Oh no, I don't know what it tastes like. Seven I'm drinking his come. I drink it

every time anyway. Alright, alright, that's what you forty eight thousand or forty eight months in jail leaked sex tape of the last time you had sex. I'm definitely it was good. I'm selling good. What the last time you have sex was good? So good? Go ahead? Explained what made what made it so good? It was morning sex, and it was just that I feel like morning sex is always the best Sunday moon yo, because you know it marinates. I've been sleep on my dick. Don't go down.

It's just like it's just I was literally I was in there like Mr Marcus, I feel like a point, you're sucking the morning, Shane, you still got the morning? Would I sign like like you can even you see what I'm saying, like, w you're doing ship you're not even used to doing at night because you want something like sep extra time, right, now it's crazy. I'm the only one who felt different. I like, I got worked, I have a real jobs, got away. I get up

at sixty five for work, right work at thirty. I've put my alarm on it six and be like, oh wow, I didn't mean for to go off, but you know, and I do the like booty Press, did that work with you? Because you we got a lot of Yeah, I got good pussy. So it conversates like my last sex date called I got girlfriend. So I don't want your week right when we tell people about a new king. But y'all do a t I word of the day,

what do you what is that? Ship? Tell us no baby word it comes because like me and Matt will be talking and because we have to speak in like different arenas, we are very verbose, right see, and they're going to t I word of the day verbose yeah sounding eight months we noticed that in conversation would be like, oh, like, nig, why are you it's ten o'clock? Why did you just use that words just now? Like it's a word I don't reason. So we just was like, was one of

the last tie I word the day y'all did? Oh man, it was me wasn't it. I think it was you. I forgot we got this towards the end of ye exactly. I liked it, though, t I do you some big words? When he said boot looking, I was like looking, Yeah, she just said Florida outside. Why you got from Florida was a word about bootleg. So it's a did you see how she tried to save her So she tried to fire and it was fired the wayed she tried it show like people. She said, there's a difference between

flute out and flowing out. When you fleut out, that's like bad, bad bitch. But when you're flown out, that's that and enjoy. She said, that's joy. I'm a good job about girls. By the way, what's her name, Miami? Don't hear what she said? She lost to virginity at thirteen and third grade? No, no, no, no, So so I looked back to a couple of times. I feel like she said, fifteen, she lost her She lost her

virginity at thirteen, but she met the nigga. She lost a virginity two in the fifth grade, she said, And thirteen is middle schools, Florida, so I can see it years old and fifth grade. Well, yeah, may be the smartest women I met from Florida. And she always got especially place in my heart. You know what I mean. When we was out and it was that the B two wars, you know, she came on. I'll apologized later, had gave him a nice little foot do a lot

of like continent. Did you slow down you're talking for her? No? I looked at dead in her eyes and talked a lot my tongue while I was miss That was before I had a girlfriend. Yeah that you know, this is this is old. Didn't we call your last girlfriend on it? Is this enough? Call one? I just want to ask her if because that last girlfriend we call was like you was unwhere you're fine? Yo, we call morning sex. No, you can't bro stop improvised to see. That's why we

need to stick to the script. So anyways, you got to man, that's fine. You got because listen. Listen. A few weeks ago, y'all posted on Y'allottle, y'all little page or whatever, who's who y'all want to see come back in an over wake up pick your ship, Mouse Mouse Jones. They say say the white they say no white mouse said they said that and They was like, oh, we also want to see Wax, Wax and Mouse need an episode. Can I talk? Can I talk? Please? Can I talk

on this podcast? The podcast was apparently he thinks this is the clubhouse. No I, it's a place where people have conversation. Right, is if you have a bone to pick, why would you not ship to the person pick I have the bone? What's your bone? Nigger? I'm trying to pick it. Go ahead with me, Go ahead, all right, okay, let's go alright? You ready? Yeah, okay. Now, like I was saying, they said my name overwhelmed. It was like

fifty sixty. It got to the hundreds, counting back running numbers back this this is this is not this is not a Florida election. The numbers are nigga. Go now, I've seen then. They also want to see an episode with me and my brother wax out the Wax. So we're like, I waxing me. I'm like, oh, let's dude. We were like, we don't make that should happened. She's like, I'm gonna talk to make see what happened the scoff

I'm waiting to see what the caucassidy. And you're going to address on the timeline that you would believe that Cassidy, that okay, that might be that. The fact that you said, man, can you focus on me? Can you focus me now you said on the timeline in front of the world to see you was like from the page, it was like, I don't think that conversation would be productive. It would

be unproductive with what you said. You didn't say that, though you made it sound like me and whack like I will be ignorance, Absolutely with the ignorance because I'm not gonna like, no, that's fine that y'all have you know you and it would be. But guess what, there was a great episode on the Clubhouse with Wheezy, You and Mat and Wax. So if anyone wants to hear that conversation, hey, man, woman hit his club and listen but me on my show now y'all have a show?

Is that? Yeah? It is. And so when I say I am enjoying Mac here, let's have a conversation and do what we're doing with you and Mac, because there's no reason to do to be bringing up Wax right now because guess what's not here? And you picked it and I heard you, but there won't be a Mouse and Wax episode. Thank you, so don't that's fine? From flagrants to I'm just listen. We is a bully, and that that bully should just don't be worried. Why no, I don't mean, I'm so sorry. Yeah yeah, yeah, here

we go a bully. I'm here trying to make my show go and and us go with the great outline that we have for I want to say I wasn't. I would be faking if I addressed because I felt the way that's fine. I did say that it probably would because we got a ton of feedback when Wax came on the show that it didn't fit a lot of our listeners. Well, he is funny, he is great. The ignorance levels of vote was spewed, and when people listening to us to be educated, I don't feel like that.

He Okay, hold on, I don't want to Wax is great. I talked to Wax. I have Wax this number. I know funny. We don't really want to be a doctor or an educator. Okay, right, so of course we know we getting we know this nigga stupids, who we knew what this is gonna be? We mean too. Yeah it was. It was okay, what's happening. I'm just trying not to please kick your head. We are both members on that ship. Thank you. Happy. Anyways, we're gonna go ahead and get it.

We're gonna go ahead and get it school I kick in the week. My god, I don't like seeing you get you out me. I'm just happy. First off, you cannot then picked your little bones said you're you're feeling the first and we got passed. Sometimes you can lose, sometimes you can win. I was just that's cool that your feelings was hurt. Anyways, we're gonna go ahead and get into our kick in the week. Um and every week what we do is we bring up a kick which dog this it ain't been this tenses therapy was

in this bitch. Oh yeah, might meet up back some things that left unpacked. Man, getting through this, I really don't because y'all was over an hour late. So let me get to this. You know we love you no more DM sliding. But the kick is a week away. First of all, what y'all fucking ain't no Christ she had ship for the next episode. Just keep it going, just keep on adding ship that this stuff has got to unpack with y'all as does that make you feel? Shut up? Anyways, we're gonna get into the kick of

the week. The kick of the week for this week, guys, is in dietophilia or look see there's a word. There's a word of the day end. In dietophilia, it is close sex, so the affinity for sexually or partially clothed. You can enjoy this kink wal lifting your skirt address so you're so your man penetrates you. Pushing underwear to the side can also be a form of this fetish. Also sucking through boxers. Oh so intophilia, I've been doing that.

Let's say I've been doing that ship and I feel like I've been being kinkshamed, or because I was doing that ship? Do you do it because you enjoy the feeling of the boxes? Do guys with boxes on? It's like a second form of protection. It's like I keep my feelings enclosed. Oh my god, why do why do you guys fun with boxes? I keep being in a rush because you're in a rush. Wad do you funk

with boxing on? Because a lot of times the only time I would really have sex with boxes on honestly, it's because uh uh, the opportunity to get caught doing something, So you gotta be able to do you put your dick through the whole they put the hole, but do all boxes have holes? Will try out the hands. I turned on my legs. When I have like my panties like to the side, and like a dick goes in and they try to take them off, I'm like, I don't even wear panties. I like that. I don't have

panties to the side. You don't wear pants every balance? Oh no, my pH balance is cool. My pussy be breathing. Give me a stick. I let my pussy. You didn't bring a stick. I didn't hold on weight? What I'm gonna check you never? I don't have panties on. Now? What about with Jean got pants on? Right now? Shut had all name? Right? Why why he had to give you first lame last name? Chill not from me down? I mean you're talking about Michael Lee. I don't I

love Michael Lake. Yeah, the one that's a girl. Now, But I mean I don't know, so I don't really ever have anything to pull off, and I don't like with clothes at all, Like normally they tear that off like I only wear it to look pretty. I don't ever have you ever heard like complaint like like never pussy, No, because if you ain't wearing no pennies. Okay, when I wear leggings without panties, like you know, white, I see it like a little black land. But I mean I'm not.

I'm not fucking straight like I mean, I've never had an issue, no never ever, ever ever, I never really freeball like that because I don't want to feel the um like they're rubbing in my jeans. No, And I mean I don't know. I just don't have a problem. I don't know. And because that see, that's what I'm saying, like in certain painties that I have wanted, agitates me

more to wear mid day. Anytime I do wear panties, I think I've been taking my pants having so much out of take care of us very well legendary hoes, which is our horrible decision. I want to get into this with you all. I was going to look at you, you learning I even do we don't like, can we sign up for this holy fun? Get him out of here, ignorant. So the girl that I had period executive actually came up with this whoa you nasty ship up again? I

don't know was good. I believe it anyway. So me and her were in the car and we started talking about Cardi B. She said, do you think she's legendary, like you think she's a legendary home And I'm like, nah, don't get cold. But that's all her but doesn't make the legendary and she's lie. So what is the criteria? So here's what here's the names I have. I want you all to jump in and things like after I'm doing this list and you tell me who I've missed

or who shouldn't be on this? Lets you missed, Okay, so go ahead with the list. I've got little Kim Mary, Magdalene Malaya, the stripperd Straight Drake's I don't think she should be on there? Can you let her go through? And if you think when it's over, she's Nicole Smith? Okay? Amber Rose tip for Miami, No, I don't. I would put there Alio. They don't know. Actually I do. I have very much, and I have my Space. Thank you legendary for that from my space putting that ship on

her blog. Jannet Jamison. She's a fourth star. You can't get her. She's the first one who ever directed and not the whole I can't actually, we can't put her in like and Karan Stepans, Kars Stephens, you like, that shouldn't be she should she? Right? Who shouldn't be in Atlas? I don't. I don't think Maia there. Malia should not be on there just because she's a stripper. She's you don't know Malia in her spot. I don't know what I'm saying. Legend I went for the legendary sucking ross.

She was sucking. She was sucking some other rappers like. I don't know if that's what I'm saying. I don't comments about being one of the bigger thicker, like the first out there big and that's what I'm saying. You gotta makes when we're really talking about legendary status. He makes a whole point. What is her legendary home moments? I think her body type for me, I've heard her talk about it and stuff, So I thought her body type being the first, like super thick, well known stripper.

Now who is well I'm saying, if we're talking about legendary, the b for sure, she was a video World, she was a I don't know she was listen she was on cut that's Paul, Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I U. I would say, there's two girls in my mind that you left off of there. Um, I would say Dreya because she used the she claims the guy, but it's she's a legendary home because she's one to me who

turned the money into a hold on. So my question, my question is when you are we when we talk about legendary holes, are we talking about hose who do legendary things or somebody who has reached legendary hole status for example? Right, but there's bitches out there stripping every day, but are they as well known as Black China? Actually

forgot about her? You definitely forgot about her. Now she's nowhere in their Korean stuffs Chary seven, she got money for life and Black China's above super Well, fine, she didn't. She didn't, she didn't give a di she didn't give a head for four hours talking she was dre and then ended up getting cuffed by Tiger who was in the same fucking crew. But then when her baby friends brother know what it was hook, That's what I'm saying she definitely is legendary. She got her stripes to put

her up against Karine stuff that's coming. She's the number one, She's from Florida. She's the you bro, She's the you can I be honest, this is this is where I'm looking at it. So if we sit here and compare Superhead to Black China, if we're doing that, I'm looking at legendary the same way I brought up Drea to motherfucking coins from the video. Her money now, I don't know if her money now is not like you don't know if you can't, but that's just what they make

now or what they have now. Have you no, we've never fun? Why does I never think that we've never fun? That is my tensions. You have should probably on the Podculpable now on my podcast The Club. I was got listen to episode when you know I have to scutched podcorn podcast porn. Yeah, something I'm doing. I caught it off after you was messy. Yeah yeah, so you know I'm trying to get are you trying to shoot something? I mean, I'm a great director. If you if you know,

we just want to hear you. No, no, no, no, no, you don't you don't know. Wait are you quiet and during fucking? Are you a talker? My mom? My lawyer said, I can't speak. I'm sorry. My lawyer shut about that. That's not what we're here talking about. Just tell me this. Do you formulate sentences or you just answer the questions? Do you be like yes or no? Or do you be like that pussy's blah blah blah. My lawyer said, I have plead the fifth. Um, I have to plead

the fifth. You're acting like a real bottom right now. That's what you're acting like. That blessing got the power. It's not lab it all, laugh it all. We got white people money to make off. Laugh that ship off. I'm talking about World Chamber. They don't fight. Don't fight the busses, don't fight the bushies. Okay, so back on track and we're gonna get off a crust. Seven. Is the other person that I feel like you left out of there, and of course i'm looking at coins is

Evelyn Lozatta from her entire lifestyle. Bro. Anybody in this room is saying, no, she's not a whole intention, the whole relationship differ. My thing holds fun with intentions. I feel intentions. There's a go between they are in their money. There's a difference between fucking uh. There's a difference between I guess being a hole and being a finesser. She's a that's not usually but I wouldn't think of her not and I think even yes, it's not a legendary dre I'll give you, but I have to take it

back because you got deleted. She's the only woman who's holding this. Can you do you guys believe that a home it's gonna be deleted. You have to move to Atlanta. Now you know who's my favorite hole on this list? Because I love that show Smith Bro. She was not. She just came back to that old man that was allegend like that was the that was the pinnacle of wholeness. It was on some like I've been such a whole

my entire life. Now I'm gonna show you how much I'm a hole and for ness, she just show you out do this still he died. She collected all them coin collected. Listen, here's the thing. Somebody was gonna get here because I like it would it would have wanted to live. Listen, you had to get married to a man on the oxygen tanking for what ninety days? You're not gonna do it? It was only married for nine day. Let me let me see how long would you te

niggas dick on his oxygen take? Like, would you second time? Would a D for like a good D? Are we doing for eight thousand? Wait? Wait? Wait, yes for a good D? This is are you doing it? We? You know technically we're dying every day. Yes, I'm just saying I hold I listen. I'm just saying, technically, wheezy old me the bad bro. It's interesting, it's interesting. I feel hold and listen. I feel like there's interesting talked about this on the podcast in Guys Now interest the crew.

What's your girlfriend looked like she like threesomes? Well then the same work you gotta hold that off to to break up? Um No, I will say this like if I knew this someone because and I think it came from doing that girl that episode with a disabled girl finding out that like people like that can't use their hands get jerked off, like somebody has to volunteer for that. I would do that for someone that like needed to come before they die. How can you find a way

to jerk. What is this the make a w this is this is so I had this girl there was in a wheel chair on she was fully able and like, but we go that we talked about it already. Yeah, yeah, she was, she was fun, she was beautiful. So she is not as more able bodied than other people. But I read something that said that for people with no hands or like you don't really have motor skills, there's a volunteer service where you can help them masturbate that you can't pay for it because it's a for you're

a volunteer. I'm saying, depending on what he looked like, I'll do a pity jerk. Why not to cut my hands off? I'm coming, you got to cut them off? So here I got Charley hoods right now. So here's my question to both of y'all, because you said your honests can't be deleted with either of your wife a home but with no way, no, no, I know too. I'm I'm first of all, I'm too selected. I'm too. I've had two relationships my whole life. I'm in one

of them right now. That she got to have this many bodies and blah blah blah, you did say that you don't want a girl who's what if she's just experience that makes you come back. For my own personal reasons, it's going to be very hard for me to deal with a woman that got a lot of bodies or more than I would like. This is me say my preference, how old, thirty five ten? It's too much for me.

Once you had that thirty two, thirty three, thirty three ten in one state I'm talking about I'm also talking about wife in here like what I'm talking I'm talking about wife, right, but you're not. I don't know her bodies in Florida. If she now living in New York and she got first of all, she deleted because she out of the out of the state lines, only saying only if she moved from another state to Atlanta, and she moved from Atlanta to another state, you can't delete it.

Is he just trying to be funny? I like that. I get the funk out of here. I mean, friends, you got that, you go on favorite right now? You I used to live I moved to Atlanta. I bet you that. How how how fad did you recalibrate that that that odometer? Oh I recalibrated when I moved to New York, I became a new person here. I didn't because I lived from Orlando, Atlanta to MYNT. She reclibrated when she started dealing with white guys. Now she's back

to black guys. So she's you have to recalibrate when you do white guys. White guys love hose they do you think they don't. They don't. They really don't know. They touch each other. So why do black guys care so much? Why because bad recepsing its mother fucking social media. We have toxic masculine White guys have toxic masculine guys. Get me second. It is just as prevalent, just as dangerous as it is in the black community. It's just

shown differently. They'll hate, they'll hate gay people. They'll they will hate, they'll be transphobic, they'll be homophobic, all of that. But they'll punch each other in the dick, they'll grab each other's dick because this is my friend. I'm laughing. I'm but they'll still hate and want to kill and commit hate crimes against trans people, gay people, niggas who playing that game. We'd be like your pa, I'm saying, talk to mac only exists in both. I'm just saying

it's not more dangerous in either community. I think it's more dangerous and blacks. I would I look at mostly man, I can't. I can't even say look at moon, like, what do you mean? I look at boys don't cry? Okay, come on, boyfriend did not? I think we're about to say, boy don't cry in his pocket. I feel like we're in a friend right now. Jesus, first movies. I would never be in no friendsh you seem very frattish, making a great point. I would never join no friend, especially

I know black friend that let white people in. Wow, Like, you don't want to say that. I can't one. I can't can't on that one. I can't can't. I'm thinking we're talking about the white calf as we're talking about the two white people we've had on this podcast. White people in this podcast too, gizations Yeah, oh my lord. I could never grabbed the pearls. I could never. None of them could be. I don't know, Daniel, you're you're not gonna do just like she couldn't. We not with you,

she couldn't would like coming for y'all. You can't confidence and try to kick you off on the show. Yo, Why you know where you are picking popig every time we met. I can't. I can't pick your slop. Somebody be a solo episode. He's like, damn, what are they going through? Like, let me exploit this, let me talk like, hey, but real life, y'all know, I love these two. Half a black woman, don't we are? We are? We are

black women in as one. No, we are black women together there like right now, y'all together like playing wow, Wow, he's road sister, sold you are a dickhead. I just thought about Jesus Christ. Yeah, so God, after this episode, we will have Dan got a really good interview and in Atlanta next weekend? Right you coming is also talking coming? Could you be bullshit? Definitely be bullshit. It's our bossle our basil is it is? Yeah, it is. That's the exact weekend of our So we won't see you. Um

wow sis now, well cause we're blacking gender gender. Yo. How do y'all feel about Stormy Daniels being considered legendary? Hell? I don't, I don't. I don't think we stout Yeah she is. You just shot the first one that called out Stormy Daniels is Trump. She was one of the first that one talking about the baby son. I was about to wild out. I was about to leave Travis Scott about Travis Scott. Baby. You got to learn stars, bro, I was not all my kids. So I just learned

to listen. Stormy. She was getting there. She was getting there with the Trump talking about Stormy Daniels. Right, mean, at first, we don't think legendary just because like, okay, why but she came out against an n d A. I mean to speak out against someone that, you know how you know, how big a home you gotta be to say fuck getting too yeah, funk litigation, fun this money.

I agree with you. First of all, I ain't which is kind of some legendary ship because I'm sure mad bitches I signed legendary because it was low hanging through. It was this nigga. You know what I'm saying. It wasn't like you was going. I'll say this, he's saying, because everybody say easy to do that, say this, I'll say this billionaire, I'll say this. She's a whole and what she did. Sorry, sorry, we have to start with that. She's a whole and what she did even though, like

you said, it's low hanging fruit. She Alley, you did it at such a perfect time that it just she got She just got a good slide into legendary whole status. She's not the top legendary hoe by em, but because she did what she did, I have to give a consideration. It's it's like the new It's like the niggles who play ball. They played for the teams, they got a ring, but they was on the bench the whole season. You

know what. I just now look him. You'll remember when they had that rumor about her swallowing so much calm made to pump it out. Why do we believe that? I don't know, because it is not. But I will say, is it when you consider maybe Faith evans more of a hole than look him? Faith? She for that big said your biggie straight upset on Brooklyn final. If Faith

she probably have two packs get too. And then we're looking at that right now, we are just she married all the bad boys and then yeah, and now she went she married the fire and a bad boy. Yeah. Now she was TV baby from Orlando, Da. Oh yeah, yeah that's cousin. Yeah, y'all, don't come on y'all. I guess man, turn five is real? Pause? These motherucker's been dapping the whole time. I say, do you remember? No, y'all like I'm trying to help y'all out y'all used

to lay in the audise. We I we even doing this for about two that we right, how that works French friend? But it was just me my show, right and we look at your dumb maass. She's gone with it. Look at you? What is the nicking? Can I tell you? Mandy Duster spice out loud and I do mine via text with me and Mandy, are you mine? I'm I'm like an exploder. Yeah, I'll blow her phone up and I text her like crazy sounds good, but yeah, shut up and then tomorrow. I'm not always here to defend

dragon Ship. You dracts not at all win. You know now you're defending yourself. I'm dragged you when we first fall it basically your ponytail was everywhere, and I would say, because I would have to up, you couldn't win to day. It doesn't you couldn't win to day. I got money right now day right, I got money on I got money. I don't do it all right, to win. We are we do. That's fine, Garantee box. Right now, y'all want to give your boxing how money to you, not that

you're calling my fex place said, that's fine. Not I'm not on some real shots. Fine, I'm used to taking Nick's money. I needed to take a Nick's money. That's fine. You know we should not. We haven't. We should fight for that ship. Let's do it. Let's do it because we do Patreon and you want to be embarrassed that man you don't know sponsor talk it down next door back. I will say, I will say, I'm gonna go ahead and make sure this show keeps going. But as we know,

you were median out of the two of us. Girl, go ahead and let her get her jokes many many Mandy, I'm a bunch a week that's not having hands like long Es. I've been fighting since and came out, came out. So she was like test Thompson a little bit. This is going to be the point that people stop listening to us. So we just got well, I'm sorry, I don't know what your listeners are, but our listeners have jobs, so I want them to be able to hear us. We don't have our listeners are not ball got jobs.

They just working creative space five seemed so funny because they always got mad time and never like you know, the balls came at me for two weeks straight day every day about you come at me again? Talk. First of all, I looked at them like your thirteen. It's a broad spectrum, like bit your thirteen a number one. I'm like, bet you're definitely thirty six. But y'all, y'all on the timeline the same exact time. None of you have jobs, and you got oldest energy and couldn't get

sister number one, you had one job. Listen what he DoD. I'll talk about the number two, number two. It's not number on. Y'all get number two on forty thousand, two years and me give me you'll take forty or some ship. Let me tell you even too, some shig back space. You're not here for him. You l for two years. I ain't never got forty eight thousand before. He's gotten more than I've made. I've accumulated it, but I never

got a forty eight thousand at once, like not legally right? Yeah, come on, I let you shoot on me for forty eight thousand, Okay, I set that up for the Patriots, mean five hundred, five hundred subscribers, and mouse is gonna shoot on you that like it like that, So it ain't gonna be like like he's gonna be a solid we do like a thousand, I'll do something that thousand. You're gonna let You're gonna be shipped on. I'm not gonna be shipped on for a thousand. You gotta let

me keep the month the Patriot money. I'm not getting shipped you know, maybe like a little maybe out of here getting my money. If we talk to you like she can really beat you. But that's why I don't have the mouse. So anyways, we're gonna go ahead. We're gonna get into our homemail for this week. This is so much, this is ridiculous. Are going to be No, they're gonna be like it couldn't listen because they kept talking and are retarded. If you can't listen because people

were talking you a whole lot. Now I see why you're doing five shows. We might have to bring back back just to be cute and pretty and talk about if he moans or not. You ain't any of that, But go ahead, he would answer, you, I say, people, there's no way you scared. You scare I'm definitely not scared. I do just tell a simple question during sex. Are you the person that's formulating sentences asking questions? Or are you saying yes and no most of the times answering

this question? This is a really simple notestion matter. It depends on the situation. It depends on the situation. But are you more of a quiet when I do you like to talk? I'm definitely more of a quiet one. Interesting? Okay? What's your best asset in bed? Um? Besides that? Yeah? Like, what's something you do really well? Like? They like you have really good four played? Do you really good pussy? Are you really good? Like? Extremely well? Really? How do

you know what's extremely well? I've never gotten. No. Do you make girls? Have you made a girls? Squirt? Absolutely? Okay? Look absolutely? Now I want to ask you. When I came on the guy's next door, you said that you were trying to have a three soon by the end of the year. You eat such a good pussy. How is a bitch not recruiting her friends? That's what I did. I know, girls be wanting me for themselves, So yeah,

that's yeah. Well, I mean I've been working. He got a three some five years later, so he's one that I really didn't want to share either. And then it was just like, Okay, I really like I guess because I like pussy a lot more than you. I feel like I feel like when we first met you, it was you, and now I feel like I'm like way more into vagina. Yeah, I'm not into vagina as much. I mean, I'll added on as an accessory, but I

mean eating, like that's all I like eating. I feel like a girl outside of that is what else are we doing? When the last can you tell us? Like? Why three some by the end of the year, Why do you want it? I'm not about it. I mean I was literally saying, hopefully by the end of the year, what forty days? Just about listen for any ladies that are going to be in our bossle at back? While? Do you read all your d ms? Not all of them? So what's the do you scan for? Like a good profile? Pick?

I let them read my m What about private pages? You open them? Just like are you like writing them back or not? You need time? I used to live in Miami. I got a couple of girls. Do you have a type when you talk to girls. I don't have a what's the last two bitches you look like? Are they like? Ye're interrogating my client. There's a way, you know, there's a way to lead an interview, which I'm sure you would be able to do if you

weren't come on pressed fanning Jones. Ladies and gentlemen, Jones, listen, we can't have your cute ass on him, but just not know about your set. Because Dustin was quiet, they're gonna be mad as marking and talking of we've been wanting Mac and mackay talking of. But it's also because we had someone who talked the whole goddamn time. So while the mic is away from his motherfucking mouth, we're gonna talk to Mac. Thank you don't want to go outside. Hate him? I hate him, bron him. I ain't like

mouths since like two thousand ten. Yeah, but now, no, I don't know one who wanted jealous describe morning. Let's talk about aesthetics. What she looked like. I wanted Jenny, thin, little titties. She looked like, skinny, small, petity. Black. Yes she's black, okay, but no black like us or black black. Apparently we're not real black. Wow. Wow, that's yes, that's the question. No, she's she's actually black. Okay, okay, let me ask you this. Where are you meeting most women?

Do you meet women mostly like Instagram? Like dms? Are you going out? Like? Where do you find that your meeting women? I think it's it's it's varies, you know. I think there's there's women. You meet women everywhere nowadays everywhere literally just be hanging from trees. Do you at work, like, do you funk with chicks in the industry or not? Really?

I have, yeah, I have before What do you feel where comtable with a lot of people talk about we could say this is almost the Brittany Renner theory of I like to fuck niggas that are known because they have something to lose. How do you wait, why do we call that the Britney? Because she she just recently said this bullshit? What does she so? She said, because because she's known, which I would say I actually agree with.

She said that because she's known, with the amount of followers she has, with being known period, she prefers to deal with men who have some sort of status because they have just as much to lose are more than her. If they like dealing with a regular person, they like receiving cloud by dealing with people who are maybe more popular than them. And I'm not gonna lie. I won't let a regular nigga video like when I like my regular niggas, you can't record like you can't record me.

I'm not gonna lie. I don't let start niggas record me because of that. I'm not gonna lie. So what able to like? Let's what's the status? Would you let mouse record no mixing? He mix it's fun? Would you say you were regularly but you're mixing like you know too many people? Like, I'm not gonna lie, Like if I sucked you, I wouldn't want nobody to know. That's all I have to tell you. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why. Now I'm gonna tell you why.

I'm gonna tell you why. Let me tell you why. I don't want to know how you are. That's your body because now old body, because I've got a new body. That's why I wanted. But that's why my niggas was sucking me while I was fat. That's why I want to do niggas anyway out to put you when you was fat, and for that, I'll be with you because he's not drag acting like this your show. You know, I'm not going to go back to Mack. Jesus Christ, we're talking to Mac. So I'm talking to Mac wild tonight. Listen.

The real reason why, the real reason why male Jones probably wouldn't have sex with you is because he's already dealing with his own white woman problems. White no, no, definitely white. Okay, guess not talking about cocaine at this point in the game. I'm much rather take a drug charge. I hate you well, he s you are getting people check kind of a white people thing. Let's get back to this now, regular girls. Do you ever feel the way when you're talking to regular girls? Like, how do

you feel when you're sending dick picks? Do you send them? Talk about this. I don't send dick pis ever. A lot of my niggas don't either, because they you popping. Wait, not even when I see you don't jack off on snapchat? What the ship? What? I love when they jack off? Jesus, I'm trying before you jacked off on snapchat? Have you ever been in screenshot in mac like damning a girl and like me passed around, not that I know of. Okay, So do you have anythinking with like dealing with regular

or industry checks? Do you feel that regular girls are a little too like starstruck? Like tell us about that. I don't think, I don't. I think it's a situational based you know, it's it's one of those things where you gotta see how somebody handles that, like it's the celebrity is a real tricky thing. So to deal with somebody who doesn't understand it. If you do find somebody who works or or it's not they're not fully affected

by it, that works, it's cool. But if if not, then you know you gotta work with somebody who actually understands it. Now, can I ask you that same question? Because you fucking blue check marks? Now? So I know what's you know? What's what? What is your? What do you say? You know what? You know? It gets around? You know, everything gets around. You got more liquor everything that's around. Niggas love na loved it. Niggas with the decision.

Did it happened now that I mean, you don't know it was an accident, so he just tripped up and fell in it twice twice. Anyway, anyway, there was multiple vagina like a DM box. Wow it does slide in but no, no, no, I ain't listening. I don't know. I recently was told her thoughts on that. Yeah, like now that we kind of have a little a little cloud like would you would you pop in? I feel like it's not enough clouds. I mean, I will tell

you this. I went to a bar recently in the Lower East Side and this dude calls me Wheezy, knows me from Flagrant, and I thought he was really I never wanted to meet someone as wheezy, you know, I didn't want them to know horrible decision sames. But he was really cute and I was like, why always come in here? You give me free shots and you never like asked me for my number. And he's like, oh, I thought you didn't want to like me. I was like, well are you playing? So so I got his number.

We've been texting. He's great. He is a bartender, which I'm not say be making money in New York they'be making money and he don't shade they making I'm not shading but I don't want somebody that's like in hospitality, I get off, I'm nine to five, like you're just gonna be going, Yeah, you working to night, but I don't know. I don't really have those days off. I want to say the one thing about Blue Check that I've appreciated. I feel like the sex that I've had

is more. But is she like a real Blue Check? Yeah? Like they didn't know swebody trust me? Is it it was? It was it on some like like magazine like like like know what I'm saying is magazine one I'm talking about. I'm saying he's a little bit if not, you're sad. No, Yeah about mcwild's ish whoa, I mean no, he wasn't a child star though. Yeah, But I mean as far as like I would say it was, let's just say it. I mean, y'all might have matching accounts, I would say.

Right now, I'm about to say, hold on, hold I don't want to say there's there's certain dissertain niggers that you can't really say that discussion about. I definitely have Nino and everything. His check is probably nice, feel but I'm just saying, all right, so when we had mouths on the show last time. You guys really loved the show and we had a conversation called determining the Relationship and Sonigger anyway, we when we had him on the

last show. I don't know how good this episode is compared to that, but we did have him on the show and we talked about the dragging everybody today it's I'll call I haven't had Dick in like a month, so that's that could be why I'm a little crazy. I had a threesome but a month ago, no month, almost a month and a half ago. I had two periods. Goddamn, So I've I've missed Dick, right, got a good thing. I'm not pregnant. I'll never be pregnant. I like condom Dick.

But um yeah, now I'm just saying we're gonna get into real quick before we go out. I do want to do a homemail with you guys. So we had our our episode was determining the Relationship. So this one, I'm not gonna say her name. She says, Hey, my horrible ladies. Um, my name is I'm twenty eight years old and single. Ish. I was married for six years to my best friend who was emotionally and physical abusive. We separated at the beginning of this year, and I've

been focusing on healing myself and moving on. Before him, I had my whole phase and wound up pregnant and married. I wasn't really wanting to jump into anything serious because I knew that I was still emotionally damaged from my ex. Fast forward to May, I met a guy on Plenty of Fish. Y'all, that's a trash site. By the dating site we talked Planet, Yeah like that, it's like that. We talked for several months online. We had just gotten out of He had just gotten out of a ten

year relationship. He treated me like a queen. He took me out on fancy dates and romance me. We didn't have sex until we met up for the fifth time. We both agreed that it was the greatest sex we had ever had. It lasted three hours, we were drunk. We lived to the park. So we meet up two to three times a month to go out to dinner and of course have sex. He says the sex is amazing and says that the connection we have makes him the happiest man ever. We both aren't sleeping with anyone

else and we texted girl. However, however, there we go. When I asked what we are, he says no title is needed because we are there for each other. Listen, we are one hundred with each other about everything and have no secrets. He tells me constantly. He cares about me and how happy I make him. I have no reason to doubt his feelings, but I still wonder in the back of my head what the actual funk we

are doing? Should I press it? I shouldn't be pressed over this, right signed, stuck in the front, have secrets but want to be his girlfriend? May It says they met a may. That's that's almost that's almost eight months right time. If you learned anything from listening to this show, now, boy, I love I love these women. Huh to them about pH balances in course of course relationships. Do not listen to these motherfuckers that have you fuck up out here? What if you get gonna be his girlfriend by the

end of the year. If she don't, it's a month left, relaxed, Christmas is coming up coming. Make me not no, no, no, no no, here's my question. If he gets her a gift to that kind of solidifying anything still were walking. I have dudes that I was that's sucking and I got gifts for it. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting the guy. I'm just working another. Yeah. I just feel like that's just I get friend five years exactly. That's like, that's okay, all right, we talked to them. Okay, yeah, okay, okay,

So go ahead. You started up since man, how long you've been dating the girl? How long we dating? How long you've been my girl? We've been dating like three months? Three months? And she's your girlfriend. You said he only had two girlfriends. How do you so do you think you're gonna date someone since May and not make your girlfriend that you would eventually make your girlfriend. I've done that before the girl the girl the last time I was said girlfriend that wasn't my girlfriend. And we were

dating and we were dating for mad much. We were dating for mad much. Now let me ask you then, So, as guys, if someone does make you happy, if y'all have great sex, if you're going on dates, what keeps y'all from giving a girl the title? If all she wants to the title. It's all different. It's all different. Nobody every TSD. So he was like, and I don't

mean that in a facetious man. He was married, he's not gonna be He shouldn't be sold about holder jumping into Even if he is, he probably doesn't even view relationships the same anymore. I'm taking you kind of is droppings on. Okay, I can get that. Say maybe we could just make the whole episode the homemail, since that's the only sense you've made the whole time. Wow, I was made sense when I said we funk you are.

Look at these fucking don't They're just this is the first episode we've done together, right because we were like, I know, not going on. I've been back. You know, Mabe was out of time for a week. I'll be watching even But you're you really trying to make happen. I'mna make the fut the Spice's like, no spice already there. You're acting like it ain't there. You want he's not coming on? Imagine you know that would be crazy. Wait, wait about the Voice of New York. Why we got

a two bedroom? You mean I can't sleep with you? We get the two bedroom? I don't want to do I really have a girl, like yeah, but she's down to join you in your girl I'm not. I'm not sure. I like, that's not that type of relations a real anyway, let's go, let's go back to thank you. Um So, I like what you said about it. Do you feel like there's any way that she could maybe have the conversation that she does, because clearly her writing us in she definitely wants a title. She wants a title, So

did she just stay in this situation? Ship? My bigger, my biggest question is why why do you want the title? Women love titles, that's what, But for what? Like you like? You like titles? I've always felt like having a title, just being honest and truthful, before I got more realistic about things, just meant that I had less to worry about, right if I was, in fact worried about you not

being monogamous with me. I felt like having a title is not a big deal, but for men a lot of times it means in their mind, if I don't have one, then I'm still single. When I need to be like that anymore? When I realized that a title, no, it doesn't. Had terrible boyfriends but amazing men. Sorry something ignorant, He's just ignorant? Did you keep you sharing? It's he's just for being late. I feel like y'all should at least share one nude that's in your phone. M huh, okay,

I'll share. We'll do. Everybody get it the ball, Everybody delete new shoers, I get everybody, get a way. We're gonna pull a new to someone else. I'm like a nude that's in your phone that somebody sent you. Yeah, yeah, like I know somebody. Okay, that's fine, Yeah, it's fine. Um so, But I think I think the biggest thing is, especially with situations like that, again, you got to think about this situation at hand. This is a man, just like mouth said, it's a man who's been in a

marriage for ten years. Ten years, you've grown, he's coming completely different. Hold on, not even that for that, for that marriage, to be married for ten years, this is somebody that you vowed in front of God that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. And that ends, and that ends. I'm just saying. He can't feel it can finish saying like and then and then what you think is going to be forever is really just ten years. It's almost like it's waste. It's

ten years. That's get back, never like I just keep for whatever, for whatever, for whatever reason, they broke up and then all of a sudden he finds you and and he and he loved and he's loving you and he's a piece of but it's appreciating. But there's a certain level of like, I gotta take my time. I love to ask you this question though, because there's a lot of men who say marriages out and say he

just got out of a relationship. There's a lot of people who do jump from relationship to relationhip, very very dangerous people. You need to stay. Do you think at least she should bring it so, Like the last conversation that I had with someone that I was in a situation ship was like, Hey, I know that calling me your girlfriend scares you, but yeah, and I understand. But

right now it's January. If by summertime you don't even think there could be something more, if you don't think our relationship will grow, you know that what I'm what I'm asking is what I'm asking is what does that Does that title actually mean that you guys are growing? Well? I think that it can so to me. I mean, in my mind I used to think about that. So I said Hey, I know that the word drolfhin scares you,

but do you see our relationship growing. If you don't, then let me know because I am interested in something more later and I don't need today very valid. But I will say in a few months from now, I can't tell you I won't feel this way like I do right now. I think it's ok for tell him listen, go to make you. Like I said on the last show, you gotta make your intentions clear clear. Sitting sitting on that is would be unfair to you, not only to you,

but to him. You're you're, you're, you begin to place expectations upon this man that you're giving a false insecurity. He's thinking everything is cool because you're holding You're sitting in with this ship like we could laugh and joke, like we could laugh and joke all day. But if you're really trying to have something healthy with somebody, you gotta let me know your triggers. You gotta let me

know what women. Women can communicate our feelings, how we feel, what we want, and I feel like, unfortunately that's not reciprocate it specifically with a lot of guys that I deal with. They don't know how to communicate and I don't want to like and they'll just still lead you on. I want differently, And that's no, he's communicating what he wants right now, he is. She is not indicating. He doesn't. She doesn't want to hear that. Maybe she doesn't even

know what she wants. Maybe she just wants to know that her boyfriend that's what she What does that mean? That mean? Why that? That's what I'm saying, Like growth means growth, if we're being honest, doesn't mean means hey. From here on forward, we're going to start either blending families and talk about cohabitating. But see what you can't do a title I don't want to mean something for women, maybe not for men, but for women to title meet.

Think that's some part of the unhealthy marriage that women have with societal norm. That's like, that's a that's a very unhealthy marriage that to see how words societal norm societal would be societal would because with bootlogging, I just want to clarify and say I just was throwing that word out because when he used it, I felt like it was very powerful. I don't episode of so you felt power from bootlogging boots all right like, would you like would you be like like, oh remember I'm not Yeah,

you never see that photos it was. It wasn't a photo shopt. It was an actual music video. But I digress. Were you in that one too? I definitely wasn't that. I wouldn't let my client do that anyway. Before we get out of here, can you guys go ahead if y'all want to hear these two motherfucker's more, where can they listen to y'all? And what y'all got coming up? Mouse Jones? Talk to the people first and foremost. You know,

guys next door is coming. Shout out to anchor who set us up, very nice over shout to my co host Mac Wild, my co host fly Rye. Notice how we all we're all host Yes, it's all of our but but first and that is not out yet. It's not out yet. So right now, if you want to hear you it here the Clubhouse with him Mouse Jones on Last Speaking Network. You subscribe, subscribe on iTunes, SoundCloud, wherever you get your podcast and another plug. We got

motherfucking Jonathan Menute the legend out of the time. Every Wednesday, we will be dropping on your iTunes on your SoundCloud. I don't know the mother ship. You not to drop on Mondays? Y'all want to do that? Y'all want to do that, We'll drop on Monday. Want those guys next door dropping on Mondays? Now? Now, now, do you have anything else coming up? Any music? I mean he got back, that's the one thing he got. But you're talking, I mean, if it's any recollection of this, I mean he's not

gonna be doing on the show. It's different. Good. Great, Let me tell you how the mouse is. Probably how you doing it. You're gonna stop dragging me, lovely Donna, stop dragging me. You put the condom on it too? Why you had it? Wait? What do we do we do? Engage? No, no, no, I'm not engage. I'm saying you're doing everything. We can't ask this thing question. I'm trying to find out the side. This whole episode is slowly next. I was getting I

was warming up. That's your problem. Probably you all been trying to warm up. Instead of jumping right on that, you're just spit on it and go yeah, you don't mean if I need you, guy, you goddamn into a few of your friends can tell you. Let's relax, shoot

f your favorite to my friends. Okay, baby have friends. Um. As we said in the beginning of the show, I do want to go ahead and let y'all know here you go back, but you ain't let him promote because you keep talking those don't pull those my coones like you do yours. Wow, Wow, go back? You know? Are you alreading on music that I want to tell I'm definitely working on music. I'm working quick, I can. I'm under the weather and I don't think that that check

clear jet, So get the fun out. Okay, yeah, so now we're working on new music. We're definitely working on a few movies that coming out. Top of the year. We got some more TV shows. We got some we got After Hours that's still out and clicking. We still got more TV, more movie, more direct and more become more man. We got a lot of ship man. I don't even were talking now when do you want to get out of sad? Now? And I feel like that's the way out too far. I live in my suitcase.

I don't even another country. That's a ball. I live in my suitcase. Isn't another country. I don't you talking about another country? But anyway, Florida. They don't understand what I've been here. We don't understand what we got votes in Florida. Okay, sat now trying to, but we're trying to cut Florida off. I'm not gonna Florida, as you guys knowing. As we mentioned before the show started, we are going on tour so you guys can catch horrible

decisions on tour twenty nineteen. Um, we are secure. So d C, d M V Virginia, Maryland. All y'all come out January nineteenth. We're in the building and in Chicago. I didn't miss you all last month, but me and Wheezy are now taking over. The Bean will be in Chicago and we have Toronto l A. I'm New York on Orlando. I want Texas, by the way, talk this weekend. Come see us. UM I heard moles Jones might be hosting one of these late should have host in Miami.

In Miami, I don't know what you was thinking. I've seen what the fun I doing the best motherfucking America by every time different that was man woman in different body stage. I don't know why I had that week as, but whatever, I've seen what we did. It we see what we did in New York, I mean, and when you see what we're about to do in d C. Are you going Mark thirty of a shotown? Okay, talk

about it outside as happy. All right, guys, Well, as you know, this has been yet another episode of horrible decisions. I oh,