Ep85: Sex Germs, Multiple Peens, and Abortions

making noise. Now it's nine o'clock. Let's be alone. Look, pull up on me me, Jessee Banks, Darren Brand from while and now we're gonna be there, New York City. I cannot wait to me my babies. Word to your mother's son. Sister, Sister, it is your sister in chief reminding you that Whizy and I are. We can so also talk to your city New York, Miami, November seven, seen after December eight, Sister, what's your time? Get shot? Sick at what it's hot? Next year? Bunda isn't the

place to be. I talk see you there, sister, Jeez. Welcome to horrible decisions. I wanna give it blame to Andrew Schultz. Wait, oh, I was because that was arriving, and because Andrew took so goddamn mother fucking long, we now had our guest cancel. We're not going to tell you their name. We're gonna have that guest back on. But I'm just yeah, I'm so annoying, and he's mad. I'm so mad because that be on CP time and

he ain't even CP. I told him as that, like was kind of excited that, like the anger energy you have is hot for me today. Yeah, no, it ain't best to be in a good fucking mood. Um, if you guys have never heard horrible decisions, we interview people about their kings. But today I had a whole outline for this guest. And what I'm gonna do is interview my own goddamn co host. Wait, you're gonna do what? You ain't tell me? That's what we was gonna do. I don't know. We just won't even send me this

goddamn out on, so I can't even ask you. So we're just we're just gonna roll with this ship. Wait real quick, I know you guys just got a spell of what the show is. But that's your girl, Mandy b a k A Food, Debt Beach. What's that y'all? What a dude? Were I am not? That's that whole is not a part of my a k s. It's Debt Big, it's pet of my got him name for you on my phone, Mandy, and then see your name. Your name in my phone was Wheezy Hoss. That's your friendly.

That's not the only person that as we who accident Wheezy Hoss. So I was listening to Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast shout out to them and they played this game with someone to interviewed questions and I had one um topics and I just want you to say one word when I say that out the first thing that comes out of your mouth. Okay, you're gonna make me look stupid. We're gonna you already. Don't compare me to Wax And now I feel like, no, I got some ship fo you. First thing to kind of man. I mean,

it's gonna be fun. I need you all to know my mind goes deep. Okay, alright, so y'all know we're gonna start easy, and I don't I want you to give me one word men, dick, women, pussy, anal, orgasm, blow jobs, spit, trump, mega, lesbians, scissors, tight jeans, yees, affection, orgies, sex, club car sex, never doing it, God damn it. Trades, gays, drag queens, the race, the drag que race, spit, blow jobs, pegging, Mandy b a k A I fuck grinder gaze. Damn

what monogamy? Bullshit? A man in uniform, cop blindfolds. What's the word stealthing? When they remove the fucking condom on my ass? I'm I'm so motherfucking traumatized from blindfolds. You're not getting me in a blind fold sweat disgusting feet as Yeah, I think I kind of get in, like into feet. I did just smile to feet. It's this goddamn podcast. We gotta stop this ship. I got to end it because if I really put a toe in my pussy, my bro, I really gave a lap dance

to a toe. And now you see the videos that our listeners are saying, I'm not I don't think i'd wash a foot, but the last one Kim Kardashians, but I'd eat I mean that was too. I mean, just like y'all know, real quick. I do know how to count, so I know some of those was more than one word, but I you know, I had no no, no no, no, I just wanted, like your first off, I like that. That was cute. We should probably kind of really really

loved it. I watched them do it with van and it was such a fun like way to like just kind of like see what someone did. I did. I say like things that you like, you know what I like. I kind of thought you would say, like like when I said car sex, I thought you would say hot when I like too hot. You know, I didn't know the word to say because y'all know, like I tall, last niggas and I'm thick, so to me car sex automatically.

Actually I should have said uncomfortable. Like I can't think of car sex where I would enjoy it at this point because they're too big. I gotta be the hit my It's just no, it's just not really fun. So I learned to make Vanilla ships venting sessions. This is nothing that I planned, but I gotta get it out. And if you don't want to hear anything that has nothing to do with Dick, actually it'll be dick in a minute. But let me just tell you about my day, Mandy,

because I've been frustrated. Hmm. I just have to tell you what happened with my job. So I'm going to take my parents really quick. I'm really glad that we're bringing this to the forefront too, because if y'all are

watching on YouTube, shout out YouTube. I am sitting here in a fucking cardigan right now, coming straight from work, and I was telling him I wanted to take my goddamn cardigan off before we started, because I was like, I'm in a fucking cardigan and this is about to go on YouTube, and he's like, no, if it's your rand, you know you're working. Yeah, okay kind of. I read something where uh, this girl was like I paid for Patreon,

they couldn't put makeup on? Bro, we come straight from work? Said, yes, I don't have one eyebrow right now, like I don't have on eyebrow. Oh, I don't have eyebrows on like normally I put them on. Butch, I told you I had a three someome last night. So I'm like, we come straight from work. I come from I work, then go to the gym, then I walk forty minutes to get here. I don't have to walk. I just do it by choice like we do like exercise and so

much so extra. It's probably honestly keeping me from being Okay, we're not getting sucked, but anyway, I did get some jack from Jeeves. An't new story. Let me just tell you about how hard my job is. So I booked this trip to take my parents to Mexico because I figured, like, let me do something nice for them. I always take them on cruises, and I'm like, we're gonna do that

for Christmas because it's cheap and is what I could afford. Also, what will be a ship show is that I can only afford to put us in one room, so that should be fun. Not only well, real quick, I'm really jealous. And Mom, since you listen to the episodes even though you're not fucking supposed to get your ass the passport and maybe I could take your ass somewhere, so go bro. The flights were nine nine dollars from Orlando. For me, it's gonna be seven trip, but probably would have a

layover in Dallas. It's a terrible lay like twelve. Like all the thought I'm here to Orlando first, I'm like, let me just let this be quick because I want to do to Loom for New Year's But anyway, so I'm taking them to Mexico. We're gonna stay for a few days, stay for Christmas, and um, I'm just thinking of what people are gonna think when we get there, because my mom is black, my dad is white, and he got a walker and then here's me with titties

and tattoos. Theyre gonna be like yo, what like what's going on? But no, I mean I needed to end around like two thousand. That was what I could afford, and I had this deal that came in. So let me just tell you what happened today. I sold this huge deal. Okay, sound was like perfect, I'll buy the

trip with that. I sell ied tea services. This is a service called managed security like managed router services, right, which basically has to funnel through a private Internet line because if it's not, then it's not managed and other people could steal the information. So something very interesting about internet in New York. When you go to another city, right, you know how you see cable and phone lines in

the air. We don't see that here, right, So everything is aerial everywhere else, but New York because everything is underground here. So that means so the customer, their building doesn't have fiber, right, it only has the black cable internet which is COAX, which is the one that everybody shares in the neighborhood that runs slow. So to install fiber to cut the street, you have to you have to hold. My company has to pay to stop the

street for a day. They have to cut the street, put the fiber in there, which is glass, then seal the concrete back up, and then the street resumes just for that person to be able to watch porn hup when their boss is gone. I don't know if that's true, but my point is it's going to cause a hundred and twenty dollars to do this. I called the customer and I let them know, and that nigga laughed at me and he said, you must be out of your goddamn sucking mind if you think I must spend a

hundred twenty dollars for internet. I said, well, I guess you can work running off your phone because I don't know what to tell you, dude, I honestly am trying. So I called back and I'm like, you know what, I got it? Down to eighty five, and he almost called me a bit and then hung up the phone. And I had this whole deal that was going and I was gonna pay for this trip. So now I'm pissed not to mention. Once I got out of work. There's this nigga that's coming in town this weekend. He's

an entertainer. He's coming to record some ship in New York. And he and I have been talking back and forth, and then he said to me, after we've been talking to him about flying me there and doing all this stuff, Yo, I'm gonna be at this spot on Saturday, come funk with me. I called him on the phone. I said, like a promoter, You're gonna be at this spot. I'm sorry, what nigga, you coming to my city? You tell me I gotta come see you at the wait like that,

like like out and about Yeah. I mean, maybe he wants to make sure you're not like I would say what it is, but I can't because can I ask you a question? Would would you feel better if he was like, I'll be staying here, come see me at my hotel? What like what? You would be? Okay? You would be at okay? He has to make an appearance somewhere. Let's just say something's basic, like I don't know where

niggas be showing, says a sneaker store. What if someone was like, Yo, I'm gonna be at the spot on Saturday. Excuse me? First of all, you sent me pictures of your penis? You are? Are you out of your gud damn mind? I said you had all of the fucking nerve. I was on HBO, nigga, I though, that's right. I was so mad, Mandy, what are you gonna? Are you gonna suck him? Hell? No? He said, what should I

have done? I said, you should have sent me the dinner reservations, nigga, And if you didn't want to talk about that, you could have told me you were gonna ober me there because me and you were doing something after. You want me to just come kick it? Are you out of your crazy? That you so? I didn't plan a rant um, but I actually wait, real quick, how does red wine and coffee go together? Am I gonna be shooting? I kind of want anal sex this week.

I don't know how how that's gonna go. You know what, it's time for me to like I needed I need to let this happen again because after your story, like, it was so cool, but I need a hole, bitch. It was just so good. That's the thing that, bro, I can't take dick in my ads. So you so real quick. I wonder how I realized when I did. I think I had ambien it went, but it didn't win. I have a picture of it right because it only it was it was a lover boy and it really

wasn't anything. It felt like a whole dick. It's to the point now where I'm just like, I just moved one butt cheek to the side, and I'm like, I needn't get I love it. So I want to go on a rant actually, because why are you talking about? Um? I really don't know how this coffee and red wine is gonna go, But why are you're talking about your your event and us being on HBO. Also, if y'all

haven't checked, we're on HBO. So um, if you guys look up the Me Too documentary, you guys, the Consetting doc Vice News on HBO, We're on that bitch, um, so check it out. But this is what I was saying, um, because unfortunately I have all of these guys from my past. I feel like they still think I can move like I did in my past, where I would drop everything

for them. I could hop on a flight whenever I could just get Yeah, like before I actually had a salary ship, when I was just like Okay, I'll give up my ship to come sit on your dick. Like I really let these niggas, like I gave these niggas power. So clearly they're all back in my phone now and I'm literally blocking niggas, cussing them out on some if

you don't respect my time, we can't see each other. Like, not only do I have a job where I have to be there Monday through Friday, we have the podcast and that comes weekly for you guys, and now we have Patreon, so we're doing six episodes a month that we have to record and things. This this is business. This is a lot of work. No, it's a fucking ton of work. Now, God is getting on my nerves.

These niggas getting on my motherfucking nerves. This even this other Chicago I talked about Chicago, or it wasn't Nebraska, one of one of them cities. I named that nigga, but he not even a depiction no more. He wanted to find me to goddamn Vega, come to Vegas, come for me, Come with me, nigga, it is I have work tomorrow, sir. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen. People think we only do this though now they know we worked. Bro, I don't. I've met people that don't

realize that you think so I have. So if y'all are new to listening, just so y'all know we resually just went on a rant. Um. She's in tech. And if y'all want to know how boring my job is, I do taxes for private equity funds and hedge. Yes, boy, like you things explaining? Really its so, but it is pretty bad to the Only thing that's really interesting about it is just like we never think of the ship

that needs to happen because it's New York. Like I talked to my finance team, I'm like, y'all gotta get this ship together because b ain't losing a check. The average construction job for what I do in another city, let's say Orlando Bucks in New York, it ranges from forty five thou to a hundred and fifty. It's disgusting because but even the thin down everything is old. Real quick, real quick. Now, can we talk about dick because I don't know, we probably know at that point, but you

got dick from old dick. It was Can I tell you one thing that was kind of exciting? And I want to know if so you always talk about because you're right, you're right, I'll let you live. But green Eyes was a new niggad eye and that yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna get some new let me get some Asian. So let me tell you what happened when Jeeves was really interesting. So we came back in town in Germany.

I was so excited. Right we had sex, and right immediately after sex, I actually wasn't gonna tell this because I thought it was a little too personal. But any like Nigg's no he is, he said to me, you know, we hadn't had sex, we haven't seen each other, and just through two or three months, and he said, I've had sex with two other women. They were beautiful, things were going great, and I couldn't really get it up.

And he said, and I was freaking out because I wondered, like if the only person I could get hard for was you and he's like, he said, he looked up like a rectile this function. He was like, I thought something was wrong and it came up because I was like, yo, I kind of want to take like a pill with you. Un Let's see what happens, you know, like she orgasms whatever, and he was like yeah, like I he said, I

was thinking about it all night. He was like, if you noticed I didn't drink, like I was wondering if I'd be able to get it up. And he's like, and I did, and it's just like tripping me out, and I legit was blown up about it. He was like, yeah, the other girl was really pretty. I was like, oh, okay, But you know, it was interesting to fucking hear that ship because I think for me, I'm have a hard time having sex with new people because it feels like

too much work. I feel like I am thinking too much about oh my god, you know, I'm not gonna have to explain how dirty I am. What if they don't suck me like this? And it's like this whole thing that's going in my head where I used to enjoy sex so much more, But with Jeeves, I've had the best sex of my life. The most sex I've ever had, you know, like all the fucking time, and now I'm just worried that it's not going to be

as good. And it's like, I'm fearful of bad sex, so I'd rather have no sex than bad and bad sex. Well that's that's how I am, especially currently now that I'm fu seven so and he's given me the best sex that I've ever had in my life consistently, I am realizing that it's having a negative effect on like how I even talk to niggas period, Like especially it's it is like, and I've said this before, I do I either want a boyfriend or you have to let me like peg, you have to be into some real

kinky ship. So it's like literally that's where the conversations are going. If you're in my phone. Do you want me to be your girlfriend? Because then I'm gonna act accordingly that way, that's the thing, Like or are you gonna bend over for me? Nigga, it's one or the other boyfriend or bend don't have sex with a woman, not going into details at all about the person, and I will tell you I fisted. Oh what you just

said you wasn't gonna say that at all. I say it, but I just don't want to lead into like who it was. So anyway, you fisted, okay, so talk about fist. Well, I guess can we make this the kink? You got a kink? So you're just talking about putting your fist in the pussy. Um. So it didn't start off that way. How it started off was basically her saying. And by the way, a lot of you guys say, what do lesbians mean when they say we're gonna suck each other?

I'm gonna give you another reminder. Fuck is just the act of sex, and it doesn't necessarily mean that it's pen like like I'm sorry, dick and pussy or whatever. Right, It's just whatever the sex is for that person. She's like, I want you to suck me um, And to me and my mind, fucking is the movement of like penetrating, but doesn't have to be a dick um like you could fuck your suck my face, right, that's putting it

in and out like that. So and I'm using two fingers because I believe you got to kind of start slow. Two fingers are starting off slow, and then I can pussies you put one and an asshole. You start with one and fingers. Then she asked for more. Then she asked for the pinky. Can I ask you for quick? While she was asking for you to fit? You're now you said pinky? So you're at four fingers? Did anything

go through your mind? Like this bitch? All like, did you think of anything while she was asking you this? I thought she was just getting more turned on. And she wanted like the width of a dick. So I thought she wanted me to like spread my fingers because my hands kind of small, So I thought maybe she wants the width of a dick. So I started, like when my fingers were inside of her, I like opened my fingers more and she was stripping. I've never done that.

And then finally it was like, put your hand in my pussy and I was like, that means the dumb did you take your ring off? You ain't have amerrings on? I always wear rings, um, So now I'm like four fingers in. Then she says put my hand and it's like stopping right here right, I'm just like sucking her with this, And now I'm actually kind of hurting a

little bit because here's the pussy hole. And I'm like this and like she wants my whole hand, but I refused to put the thumb in there, so now I'm just like at the knuckle and then she's like, no, everything, and that's when it turned into a fist. Wait, yeah, so what did you because right when I had to put my my thumb in there, it kept so you're making the faces that I was making when I was

doing it, I was legit freaking out. So like once the knuckles went in, like her pussy actually felt I've never felt pussy that far on my hand and it felt different, and I was freaking out. So while doing it, like I didn't feel like it felt like I was punching her pussy. I didn't like it at all. Was she moaning? Was she enjoying? She came crazy hard, Like my hand was soaked, like it's I could smell it

all day. It was great, but I was really freaking out, like I just did not enjoy doing it, and like that was one of the first times where I have done something in sex that turn the other person on, that made me uncomfortable, Like I feel like pean on a nigga wouldn't turn me on, but I would do it. I think, well, if this made me feel uncomfortable, oh it turns okay. And I didn't say it where that's where I am with piss like the guy who I peed on. It did absolutely nothing for me, and it's

something that I wouldn't ask to do. It's something that didn't turn me on. And I was just like you and asked me like I just wasn't here for it. I was legit uncomfortable and I didn't want to say anything about it because I didn't know if I was shrimping. I'm like, I need to get over this ship. Maybe I'm trying to think, is there anything else that maybe you've been asked to do while having sex that made you feel uncomfortable? I've said no, Oh you just said no? Yeah,

like I can't. I thought the only thing we would say no to was scatt aren't you? Like? What else are you? That's what you were saying in my time, Like, I can't think of anything. But this was just something like the whole time it was going on, I remember I was like putting my face down so she wouldn't see a reaction, and I was closing my own eyes because I was freaking out and her she's not even like that. Yeah, I don't know about fisting, bro, but I will say the only hot thing is like feeling

her pussy stretch. That was pretty nice. Um, I feel like in the booty like, but I'll stop at three. I think the most fingers I've ever fit inside of booty hole was three, and that to me, like, I don't think three fingers in my ass would feel very good. So to me, I feel like there's no way he's enjoying it to where like like then I started thinking that, like I wouldn't enjoy this, so I don't think I'm pleasing.

The reason I picked this Kink of the week is because she are we getting into the King of the Week now. She had this four play going on and I've never done it, but maybe I have done it. I didn't realize. Let's see what you don't chose. It's really basic, but because lesbians sexist basics, it's not. It's not that's why I don't watch. It's just called corruption, right, which is being dishonest and and conducting by those in power, typically involving bribery. Here's a story I got from a

corruption fantasy. Every day recall meeting my girl. You know, when I was introduced to her, she had such a shy and innocent look sitting there in her blue dress, And now that we're in a relationship, she's second to none insects. An embarrassed shy girls turned into a daring and passionate woman. I had no idea she could even be like this. When we go out together and she's behaving so sweet and tender, I remember what she's like in bed, So basically this nigga loved that she acts

like a little good girl. But it's a fucking freaking sheets And I didn't realize that corrupting someone during sex was a thing, so when we were in bed, I would call it violating. But like, I feel like I corrupt niggas who So can I tell you just real quick the fact that you just brought this up, this reminds me of green Eyes. Green Eyes is so like he's kind of like wholesome. He wanted to get paid right, didn't want to get picked. But his dick is just

his dick is comfortable. He's just not local. But um, he's when we're talking about like his life and stuff, he's just very chill. Very innocent, like very like talks very proper, just very chill. But in bed, I feel like then he's like, you can do whatever you want, like and he becomes a different person, like then he is outside of the bedroom. It is so I think I'm taking a devil turning into that person. I feel like I corrupt all these nags. I mean, so this is how she did it, and then I had to

look it up and that's where I found this. So we got to my place, I'm like, I didn't know why she was doing this voice, and I'm like, wait, she put on a voice fee she was just like I started kissing her and she was like, oh, why do you keep playing like this? Like this is all you've had about all night? You know, I don't be fucking girls like that. I'm like that. So then she's like, you want me to be bad, don't you. Yeah, you're

gonna be bad. I ain't got somebody. That's why I didn't know where it was going in because if you want me to take them on dason ship, it got this just played to god, it makes you really wanted to do this all night? Yes, bitch, but that was getting her off thinking that like I was making her fuck me, and so she was just like, oh my god, like because I told her to like sit on my face and she was like like yeah, and she liked being playful. And actually, here's the funny thing. I want

to bring this up. This corruption thing is definitely role play and this is a reason why we need a safe word that's not no, because I'm sure she said no and wanted me to just reciprocate. It's crazy because we talked about this, even with consent, and you said that there's sometimes that you do want the dick and

you'll be like no, stop, like very playful nose. And so I think that that word because people are into role playing or sometimes we do maybe want to get that pussy, like we kind of probably should think of another word other than no. It's not that I'm talking about specifically, like in the act of consenting sex, not

using no as the safe word. So I want to ask you this, if you're having sex like right where someone could be assertive with you, I'm like, no, I don't need to touch my pussy, Like maybe I shouldn't say that, like I need to say watermelon nigga. Okay, what Kanda you did say, what kinda is gonna be your safe word? Okay, I'll right, I see that. That's all I mean, And that's why I generally no, it's

never gonna safe word. I think that makes sense that. Um, but I thought the corruption thing was like I was just like, why does she can want me do this? And she was like it's almost saying shit, like, um, stop making me take my panties off. And I was like, did you pull on that? Right? You gotta know you gotta go. We got in the character well, I right, I right. It was just I think that's okay. Yeah,

I do like that. I do like that. Yet m hm, I mean, you know, but I get into the point where, like the whole corruption thing, clearly it's more so when I'm with a guy and he's allowing me to do things that he doesn't let other women do. If we get into the pegging or the booty play, like the booty play mostly since I'm the booty band it goddamn, um, that's where the boot demand it comes from. Yes, yeah, they called me I'm be stealing all these booty holes.

No no, but so this is actually where that conversation came from. I have another guy that wants me to peg him. But I've already used my pegger on another guy. Hate that word so quick, real quick. So this is the dilemma that I'm in, and maybe y'all can help me. Actually, so he wants to suck it. He wants to suck my pegger before I funk him with it, saying it so we to suck my pegger. So so, but this

is the thing. But this is the thing. I've already used this toy on another guy, and I didn't put a condom on the toy, so I feel like I was thinking and boiling it. I'm in New York. I don't have a dishwasher. But what's the second I'm not gonna tell you the name? Yeah, is it the fine thing you sent me from the sex cluff? You're not gonna sit here and guess no, it's not him. I'll tell you. Maybe i'll tell you here, I'll tell you. But he wants to suck it because he wants to

be dominated. Oh one. So in my mind I'm thinking, I don't know how mentally I'm gonna take knowing that he's stuck in a toy that I had in another nigga's ass. But then I'm like, technically we'll be sucking dick. Did be an, Like you gave somebody and nigga's don't be boiling their dicks. So technically if I boil it, I have sex toy cleaner. I'll bring it next time. That would be really well yeah, because yeah I didn't

see him this, Yeah that'll work. Yeah, seriously, Like I mean, I I only keep it because I was I used to wash it with other stuff, and I was like, maybe this isn't good. Let me ask you this because this has happened to me before, and I did feel odds. So there was a guy before this was Oh my god, maybe like two thousand and ten when I lived in Miami. Um, he didn't make me squirt, so it was amazing. So I got past all of the germs that I was thinking.

But he used toys on me, and I immediately was like, niggodas is toys that you use on bitches? Like how many other bitches have you toys on? What are your thoughts on? Like when I went on Mouse's show, Wax talked about bringing like vibrators and stimulators, He's like, oh, I buy new ones and I was like, no, you don't. You don't want to seem like like I'm gonna keep it real with you. I've had sex with two doms, and when you go to a dom's house, they have

the treasure chests right right, right. So here's the thing. I've used the sex tape on Jeeves and he's used it on me, and I also used it. It's different on the girl. Yeah, but sex tape is different. It's not being inserted into them. That's what I'm gonna say. So I think we have a weird thing about like Genetalia, right, That's what it is. Because even the prostate kid I want to use that, the one that we got from

Adam and Eve. And I'm like, oh, I stuck about three D is already in another nigga booty, so I gotta boil all this ship. But I'm like, can I just be sticking all my toys and these nigga's asses and they're they're different. They're not bringing it up unless he brings a new quote out of Pegger. I would just say, I would just think it's safe to assume that he thinks that you're clearing. I feel really kind of shaded with the air quotes around peggers, they're not

what's wrong with pegger? I think it's a fine name a strap on, okay, but the pegger sounds cute like booty hole. I prefer to say booty hole and not butt hole because booty hole make it think like it's a little cute booty hole. You don't think booty holes is cute? I think you know what I think. I want to hear the word booty hole. What Tiffany Hattish in Girls you were? Do you think it, y'all? Booty?

But booty hall it makes like I think it's like like you can say, but booty hall made like you gotta get like a small pet and call it that. I'm not gonna call it that booty just calling it out. I'm not calling it booty. I'm gonna get you to your for Christmas. IM gonna get you actually your birthday on Thursday. I'm gonna get you to efficient real quick because y'all know, um, I'm black and black and speak

only English and not even good English. But um, if all of y'all or not all y'all, if y'all listening is from another country, can y'all like send me how you say booty hole in your language? So maybe I can find a cute other way to say booty like, you know how like French niggas could say something and just sends you because it stuf is it, don't you know? So if y'all send me a word asshole, no booty hole, I want booty hole in another Booty is a slang

term already in its own though. A booty is a slang. Booty is a slang, booty slang. Oh, I got it? What go now? I don't like that one? Okay, well that's asshole? Cool? Na do wait? See? But then when I say that could be asshole like a diss Yeah, I want but hold look at butthole in another language. Oh it's three letters, I mean three words. That's not cute. Right now your call? Right now? Can we get her on the mike and say booty hole in her language?

We can't say, boy, we're not gonna talk about you cheating niggas. Ring ahead, just hand the phones? Are you get over? She bought an she got it? Okay, I'm doing it in Spanish too. That's all right. We'll take a how you saying put it on speaker put it on. We just needed in a second, real real quick say booty hole in French? Please? Can you say for it? We just need to know how it sounds. That's all Google's not doing too well. Oh like booty hole like butt hole. I can't hear. I think that's what we

saw on what people to French and French. That's cold. Like yeah, I like that. She just sounded sexier. I like that. Wait, we might be able to do that, like she was like, okay, does that sound is that right? Wait? Does that sound right? Crue? Oh you know is gonna right us back and be like that, ain't it bitch? Well? No, Creole is different than French. It's like a broken French. So don't let's not get started like creole is a broken French. It's a dialect. I would say more than

I don't. I know, I know I'm right, nigga, my sister Haitian. I know I'm right my sister Haitian, nigga. I mean it's stopped by saying nigg it's two languages mixed, ain't it what creole? No? I mean it's a broken Let me look at there are French colony. So that's why it's the same way like Louisiana like is like still English. It's so funny because from like Jamaica, Patsui is still pretty much English. So many like I love

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like women and like really finding themselves sexually. And I'm excited to see, um, the hottest man or listen to the hottest man being a woman. God damn, but I feel like that's kind of like young and may or Brittany Grinder. I think that's the hot. When Shade Room did Fashion over Men for younger man, I was like, oh that's no, but it's not. I told y'all like Britney Grinder and she's kind of like the hottest man. That's a woman. No, did you know? Did? He said?

I'm not gonna lie. I didn't follow her though, don't because like when I follow people, I gotta crush on. I don't want to see you posting with your bitch, God damn it. So I don't follow people when they getting relationships, you know what I mean. Brinnie be all in love with her and I'm like, damn, you're supposed to be for me, baby that I don't follow that ship. Um well, speaking of if you could do your perfect

insecure threesome. Mmf oh, perfect insecure threesome, mine's gonna be Daniel and Row So Daniels Kendrick that's his real name, pretty eyes. No, that's um the Daniels, the ex that used to be going back. I'll take I'll take Andrew the Asian and fucking Daniel. Look at you now, you're gonna come across like you into Asian. You see she's so folding. What do you mean, because Molly really let me go. I'll take the Asian. This is because you want to make sure it don't feel like she fed

a sasin. I'll take the Asian on the insecure. But go ahead, people to lightest skin man. And you know, wait real quick. I got called out in the comments because I put the picture of the like there was three niggas from Cure. One was the light skin nigga, the other one was drow and who was the middle one. His name is Roderick. He's not he's a model. He's a model. So I said, I'll take the two paper brown skin niggas on the side. These motherfucker's got all

in my ship. And I'm just like, in this particular photo, I don't want the too light skin ones. Like, let's not turn this into a colors issue. Otherwise I'll add colors to a k and y'all can just suck my dead. It's that it's paperbag that people didn't but that's that's the color I like. Like if I had a crown box and I had a Crown box, them is the type of colors I would make paper bag brown. So okay,

the paperback from the paperbang brown test. Apparently that was made in the sucking NIGGI should be when niggas come for me. I'm looking up like I ain't say tests, and then they added tests behind my word. I said, b I ain't say tests. I said, good is hope. But um, if I could make it when they are the cuter ones in the pick, that's like the middle one, the hottest one on the show to me is still Daniel. He dark. I'll be honest with You's ex look like he even though he a producer, a wrapper and I

hate him to That's the one I'm talking about. That's the one who I just let me tell you remember when she was like our audio got dark skinned. I just want you to know we don't you You probably do like they just suck. Oh you know some of our listeners, Hey, y'all, brother, if you want a dark chocolate nigga, he here and he about six to y'all and he about six too. Goddamn it, because you know that that actually was a funny thing. Everyone was saying,

Joe not even cute, he just tall. And I was like, that could be actually being tall, but no, no no, I'd be thinking about this too, because, um, his character is just so cool. I think that that's why we like him to. He made it seem like he a freaking character. But I wanted, but you're not gonna do was talk about my life and he's into like nontraditional type of ship. It feels real. Hey Drew, Um, I was gonna say

the dark I think what comes from me with that? Well, I'm so attracted to dark skin man is because I've always dark skin as a as a dark skinned people. It's more regal to me when it's that blue black, that dark, dark dark, and it's just like I get this thing in my mind. It's just like the superiority. And then I think of just like a nigga taken over me, like shot Ka Zulu type ship. I mean,

I don't want to make that. I don't want to make this real mental health ish um, but I kind of know why I don't like dark skinn Man, and I think it's because of my my dislike for my dad so much. I literally like everything opposite of my dad. So like my dad is five seven on a good day. I don't like short niggas. My dad as dark as fuck. I might like a paperbag round. He doesn't have to like I want everything that's not my dad. So like to me, just a tall man is a man. Every

my dad to me ain't no man. So to me, I don't want to a guy that makes me think of my dad. Can't get that because from my and I think I talked about it, actually talked about it on So Shameless when I my ex, who was super lucky, we got um. We kind of made up because but I would have bleeped that ship. But you're lucky. I'm cool with tahold, but I'm not even cool. But we cord you. Yeah, but you're not gonna be plugged. Just plugging it. I'm not okay, go ahead, so right, but yeah, guys,

if y'all are looking for another podcast. On the episode, I talked about how my therapist told me she thinks that I took a black man hiatus because I was physically abused, right, Like my ex was awful, and she's like, I think it almost made you check out. So you just went from everything that was diff and I did a Latino dudes like it just got random. And she's like, I think any black guy like you clearly associated that with him in a romantic way. You got you sucked

your head up. Um, And I don't know how true that is, you know what I mean? Like I think for me in general, I was just like, I don't have different I think of ancient and it turns out none of them are. This is and this is very off topic, and it's crazy because we talk about preference like a lot and how it could be seen as

a bad thing. Um. And there's been men that I've been talking to just to try to get an understanding of this whole preference thing, like black men who want white women, or the black men who were raised by black mothers and somehow don't like black women. It's it's there's so much that goes into it psychologically that I don't think a lot of us even consider. Um. But like some some men growing up in the single parent households maybe weren't shown love how they would like to

be shown love. Latinas are very catering, so when you see like different types of things, that's what you're attracted to. Because maybe it's not there's a lot of things. I can't understand that, but I think and I think it's just that beauty standards never look like black women. That's the truth. Magazines, everything that we see in mass media,

straighter hair. It is changing, change, which is helping. But I do believe that that's why men in general, maybe even from early on stages prefer light skinned and good hair, like like that whole aesthetic, that thing being a thing. That's because of what we're shown, but not only that I wanted. I wanted to. That's why it's very important to make sure with your kids, like you have examples

of black girls being beauty. I don't talk about this because when we get Gabrielle Union on the show, that's what I want. This is why Beyonce is so important. You have someone that's the Obama, like if you really take it a little bit deeper than that. Even in this movie Napoli ever after, I haven't seen it yet. I can't the guy in the movie, but it's necessary.

Like it talks about how the guy doesn't want his daughter to wear weaves and he doesn't let his daughter straighten her hair or perm her hair, you know, and it's so important, Like my mom did that to me as a kid, probably because she had that complex. I mean, but I'll be honest with you, even um from of course, I only deal with black men, and this is the issue that I have, bitch. I don't know if y'all know, but this is and um, a lot of black guys that I deal with, they say things that to me

make me feel some type of way. But I've had black guys tell me, but you got good hair though? Why you got why you got that ship in your hair? Because of course, if you feel, you're gonna feel the

brains underneath. And to me, that's something that I've never really appreciated that black men did because it's like why, like, but you got good hair though, Like to me, that's something that I've such a sensitive topic, which is why I really like Napoli ever after because like for years bro right, Remember I shaved my head on the side. It's so hard to grow my head back that it's really hard for me to grow my hair back. My hair is like my mom perms so much in my hair.

They're like, so I don't do perms that I haven't done a perman years just to try to get my hair back to what it used to be, like like even wearing weaves that aren't like all the way straight, like anything I could do to just try to get what it's supposed to be. That's the thing. It's like, we're so fucking sensitive about that ship, and I always try to make sure that anybody I date just doesn't

give a funk about what's in my head. Like that's conversation like early on White Boys, black man, black manby assuming this here too. By the way, I know we got all crazy. But the reason I asked you who you wanted to fuck in a mm f wait did I give you your answer? The answer? Uh no, So I would, honestly, just because she loud off and I feel like she would be freaky. I would suck a man of Seals. No, you said, mmf oh, wait, I gotta be the f oh ship so to too. Man.

You know what, honestly, I probably, Oh, Lawrence, I'm sorry, his ask looks great when you make it, so I would. And he tall obviously it Wait, you know you can measure a guy when they go through a door, and I'm like, dad nigga tall in real life. So I really I'll funk Lawrence. I'm tall, Yeah, yeah, give me drawing Lawrence. So I brought that up because the topic for this week is m m F threesomes and I want to talk about a few things, right, so I want to dive into a lot of people I don't

want to talk about. I want to talk about why do you call him a train? Why do some men think that dick skin rubbing is gay? Things like that, how to ask for it, how to make sure that a man doesn't get insecure about it? Because women are always being asked for three ssomes with another bit, we can't actually have a threesome with a nigga, And I want to know if it's safer to do it with a friend or someone you don't know. Another thing that

I want to talk about. I just have a few positions to do mm F three Simson that could work out. But let's start with this. Why do we call them a train when a girl has a three simmer two men? Why? Because nigga is ignorant? That's really all it is. Because I mean, what's crazy to me is I think they look at it differently because in a in a maybe traditional MMF threesome, the men are not engaging with each other.

In a threesome, you would assume that the girls are dealing with each other so technically they look at it like they are taking turns because they're not dealing with each other. So it's kind of not all three people are dealing with each other, it's us two we're fucking. I went on another podcast and the dude was like, that's a train. I said, why is it a train?

He's like, because, I mean, like you doing that, like she getting sucked by somebody else and like she getting sun by someone else and three and he's like, yeah, but she get fucked fucked. I'm like, what, Like, dudes don't even know why they don't. They don't know. It's because they learned this fucking bullshit from other niggas. Like she got a train ran on her Like, let me tell you, I really like Christie Monrose episode you did.

I wasn't in on it, but I loves it. She talked about like how much she's like, oh my, it's like almost like she's worshiped like a fucking queen. And I was like, wow, Like I don't even think of it like that, right, Like two dudes, one's going down on you, are you sucking another dig and it's just like it's amazing. But not only that as a woman to be able to feel like you're still in control why you're with two men. It is liberating a little bit.

Like So, it's crazy because when we first started this podcast, this was like one topic. I told Wes, bitch, I ain't telling them all this. I was not this is it wasn't for me to Okay, well, I've never done this guy's so I brought it up because I guess that we were supposed to have. I want to bang. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I totally want to bang them too, but so well, I guess I'll go ahead since y'all

don't probably guess it. So I've done this before. Um, and it's actually something that I enjoy these types of threesomes, actually more than threesomes with women. UM. And I can't tell you why. I mean, because I do. I think that's a pretty and I do like Dick a whole lot. And I can't tell you why. I like maybe because

the food is better, why you know? Um, So to me, I think there's just I mean, there's a stereotype with that, not a stereotype, but a stigma with the MMF threesome that we're probably our podcast ain't gonna be able to change, like niggas are gonna listen to nabish as a train um. When it comes to asking for it, I will say a lot of men have no shame at all and asking for threesomes. Probably every man that I talked to, that's like their dream is their goal. The niggas who

I haven't sucked, can we bring a girl in? Like there's it's just easy for them to ask you to bring another woman into the best. So to me, when when guys maybe ask for a threesome, my way of you know, maybe sneaking in that I would be down for another man would be like, oh, a threesome with a guy or a girl, and kind of see their response to if they would be down to join because people just assume threesome as girl. They do also, I

think it's a big thing. And with that, it's like men have this idea of the sanctity of the women they're fucking that like another nigga can't touch you, and it almost like threatens their manhood even think about it. I remember when I talked about having a workboo and the dude that I told that too didn't realize he was a man. He was like, it's a dude. I was like yeah, and it's like when they met each other, they both had this like fucking super macho is Yeah,

it was so uncomfortable. You know, it's just like two men in the office competing or two women in the office competing. It's almost like the same sex sometimes, like women do it two in threesomes. I mean i'd be I'd be using my peggers. So y'all think I like gay nigs anyways, but that is actually one of my fantasies is having a male male female threesome where everyone kind of plays, even if one guy just jacks the

other one off or something. So I wanted to ask our guests because he's gay and I heard the heat fox bitches, and so I wanted to know if he's ever done one, because you know, that's a fantasy I have. But it's interesting because I want it with like I want to be with like a gay couple. But I also they would have to both be masculine, like I noticed even when I watch um gay porn, I don't like seeing feminine gays with math like I like two masks like when they're together, So that would be another

like dynamic thing. So do you remember sexon do you know? Do you know Sex and City? Well, yeah, bitch, I do. I don't know if you've seen have you seen every episode? We used to watch it together. Okay, you remember the episode Samantha is about to have a threesome two games, so you'll be calling it like maybe, okay maybe. So they brought her niggas, she always be fucking model niggas. It was dinner and they're like, we need to ask

you something. She's like what. They're like, we're thinking about this reason and we wanted to be with yo. Yeah, you're so hot, and she's like and so they get in the bedroom. They start kissing. She also on this out for They're like, oh my god, she looks like GOLDI hon right. So then they start like kissing her and then she's like pushing them down to her pussy and they get up and they're like, this is not

for me. Never mind. Like, so I was thinking, what if that happened to me with two gay niggas, And they were like to me, if like, well, first off, I would never have a threesome with two gay guys who were not into pussy, because then I feel like I'm not going to be pleased. I'm to the point now where I'm talking about gay gay No, that's but no, but I wouldn't have that threesome. I literally would you have sex to the gay couple that was by, They

would have to be by. That's not gay gay, that's half gay, or I mean that's yeah, it's a half gay, depending on you know, you know, um, how do you feel about women asking for it? Do you think that it can make the man feel threatened? Like he's not absolutely, But then the time I want to it anyway, because when they think another dude one, I don't really feel threatened.

But to me, like I get real, especially a guy who I haven't sucked yet, or one who I sucked once and maybe we only went one right, Like, I'll tell the nigga real quick, what makes you think you can suck two of us and you could barely suck me? Like No, like that's not gonna be the thing. Or to ask for a threesome before we've even encountered we've had sex together. No, to me, I like to deal

with men who are very secure with their sexuality. So to me, it would have to be something to where even if you weren't for it, or you weren't asking for it, you might be okay with it. How do you feel about um? I guess? How should a woman ask a guy and what kind of like precursor can she give him through text message? If NICKA asked for a threesome, asked with a guy or a girl? And if he says with a girl, maybe dig deeper? Okay,

well that sounds cool. A woman listening to this, Yes, she's been with her dude for let's say a year and a half, it's already tough. Already, I don't know, right, okay? And he can agree to it. How do they scout for the dick? Is it a friend? Do they go on Tinder? How do they find a guy? What do you think? First off, why are you acting like I'm the expert of this shoe? I don't like I'm supposed to. We're not experts. We're talking out. So to me, how

would you find a guy? Because I don't think it should be a friend, because I think that's gonna you know what's crazy. So the one that I had, he brought his best friend in and his best friend ended up falling in love with me. Child. It was all. It was a mess. Um. Remember that happened on Wendy Williams or some ship. Oh well, it really happened, like even to the point where it's like, Nigga, you're not

supposed to like me. I you I just sucked both of y'all like and he literally like was like I've never explained. He was making me come, like to the point where my dude was like, what's going on? What are you doing to her? Because I was screaming but he ain't know what was happening. But then it was making me squirting. It was amazing. I ain't even gonna hold you. But um, I think yeah, yeah, But with him, was that the only one you had? Girl? Damn, you'll

be asking all these questions. I ain't. I ain't sharing all them details. So I'm to talk about the one time. That's all you need to the one time, the one that I know, the one that you know, just the one time. Um. But with that, with him, he actually is into it. He likes to watch me get fucked. Um. But I also think it's because sexually he knows I'm like, I have a sexual craving and I can keep going and he really can't. Like, he just likes me to

suck his dick. He'll make my goddamn jag goes sore for a week before he really into like he really likes, he really likes fucking head. So like when it comes to sex, he busts really fast. So I think he knows. Maybe it' because it's condom pussy. Maybe he's tired of it. Maybe could be, could be, But I mean, I don't know. I was gonna say something else, but it was just gonna make me seem like even a bigger host, so

I wouldn't go. So I ain't gonna say that. But um, I really just had to stop in Paul's like, let me not add that detail into it, um, because you know what it was gonna be. Say. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not saying it was this the time when you're on edibles. Oh yeah, But I would be honest.

I think if you're in a relationship, it's probably easier to do with someone you don't know, only because I think a lot of the issues surrounded around m m F threeesomes in relationships are like the dude feeling a little threatened, and I feel like if it was a friend, maybe he couldn't trust you after or something like that. I know, maybe you could trust you. I know how they could do it. How, bitch, let's show nigga. Listen to this episode, bitch and you just saying, baby, I

want you to listen to this ship. You could even fast forward to this part and be like, you hear what these girls talking about? What you think about that? I mean, I'm really into watching somebody always get fucked me too. Like I told you, I finally had a three No. I I just think that a lot of guys have this. I don't know vision that another nigga can't be in the Yeah. Um, so I think it would be harder to do it being in a relationship.

For the single ladies, I think it's real easy to find niggas to fuck you be like, you know what you find. But I saw on Instagram you got this friend. Um, I want both of y'all, and that's real easy because you know my connection. Um, here are the positions that I found so split it Rose slash Eiffel Tower. Okay, now this is basically really what you had pictures, and we could have at least gave this but this is

as we know it though. This is a chick bent over sucking a dick and getting fucked from behind, right, and so that like apparently the dudes can high five, and that's what makes it the Eiffel Tower. I think there's also something that I found on Cosmo, which is really white but spit ROAs is when it's the other way around, when she's on her back and like the dick is dropping in her mouth and she's getting fucked. Now, there's also ways that you could have threesomes if you

have the girth in your pussy. Dv okay, now you can do the same. Yeah, they were two small dicks. You would take two small dick si pussy. One day was like to what about medium? Would you go medium to medium dick SIU pussy or what about a large one and a small one? Like I think it's getting it's gonna slip out the which one the little one. Actually, we talked about this at our Atlanta Live show when the gay dude was like, yo, I'd be trying to take two dicks and I can't worry, And I was like,

cause it's too wet. One's gotta be drying. You need some friction. Well, if both have condoms, that would solve as a little bit of friction. If both dicks have condoms in there in your pussy, Um, I don't know. To me, Damn, I forget about that man, and I watched so much DV porn that would totally ruin it for me. What if both had condoms, I'd be like, I ain't gonna I'll be watching gay porn too, And I'd be like, the condom just doesn't I don't be wanting to watch porn. We kind of. I'm just glad

that they all get tested. I just really don't well, in Cali they can't do it anymore, so that's why they'd be going to Miami and doing ship. I literally google black gay raw like those are the three I mean. I want you guys to take a look at this ship, okay, And I want you guys to start looking at some of the porn. Tell us how you feel about it. If you've ever asked um women your man for a threeesome or men, if you've asked your girl for that and she was like, what the fun? You want another

name to fuck me you a bit? Because girls could do that too. I will are you just gonna let that have. I will also say to like win ladies, if you decide to have a UM male male female threesome, I'm gonna give you guys, just some little pointers. Um. It's very important that you still make your man the star. UM.

So it's very important to talk about boundaries. So like with the with the one that I had, Like I wasn't gonna let the friend me in the ask and what I would do is if he tried, I'd be like, no, this is only for him. Or like he likes to come in my mouth, the other nigga was not allowed to come in my mouth because no, my mouth is only for him. So like, still making a few boundaries for the other guy, UM is actually really good and

still makes your man feel like he's in charge. He's the one you want it like you definitely don't want to go into it and do everything that you do with your man with this other guy that you have in the bedroom with you. If that makes yeah, it does.

I think that's really important making the person you're with, especially in a three seme that this this is a little more of a taboo three and making that person feel important and letting them know you're there, so you're quote unquote number one like, but don't come too hard, so home male. I found this is actually in my d M, and I never do d ms like I just don't like. I'll skip them home mails because they get lost. But I really like this one. Wheezy. I'm

in dire need of advice. I'm twenty seven and I'm dating a woman who's forty six, and I kind of just felt like, you're a cougar. So she used to be my boss, but I moved to a different location, and after years, I finally got a chance to date her, and I have very strong feelings for her. She came to my house one night for a massage had escalated into me giving her oral sex while I did make

her orgasm. A few days later, we talked about that night and she said I had some she had some constructive, constructive criticism, and that my inexperience showed I never had this problem before. And I really want this situation to work. I'm nineteen years younger. I can't afford it for ship like this to happen. Do you have any advice on this situation in general or about dating an older woman in general? Real quick. Can I just the reason why I laughed because he put in the email I made

her orgasm. Nigga, you're not getting constructive criticism from a bit if you made her or niggas really be thinking they're making us coming. We're not coming like niggas really be thinking they're doing something. I really don't understand why she said I was inexperience and I made her orgasm. No, you didn't think. That's the first thing you get from motherfucking orgasm, which is why she's telling you you ain't

do what you were supposed to be doing. So I think she lied because she wanted to stop think coming. I'm coming. I'm coming because I told you the same way. When niggas start sucking me for too long, I mean, make that dick come, Oh make it bust. I'd be like, nigga, make come already, God damn it. And it's not because I really want you to. It's because, all right, I'm done. My pussy is kind of warning the funk out, and so I will say that this is the thing that us.

I think y'all know right when we started saying, oh come for me, like to get real, and I'm like oh, oh, can you come in my mouth? Nigga might not be ready to come. Can you come in my mouth? That's where I want you to come. Oh come, I'm fucking ready.

Trying to sound real, splits it real quick. If a bit just starts saying some off the wall and they oh, I want you to come on my back, and they're like, if they just start talking real nasty and they wasn't talking nasty, it's niggas bro speak to tell you where I said once and I made myself laugh. I was still tired to getting I was like, come anywhere you want. I want you to pick a place, take a new place. Ship ro oh, you can come wherever you want. I'll

take plane. Man, you just come already. Fuck you want to come inside? No, but I want to dude, come inside me in a long time. I will say I just don't have time for I ain't got time for the bullshit. But I will say that's the truth. I don't have PTO for abortions, only vacations. I'm not playing. Did I tell you about the time I lied about an abortion? Did you did you share that? I definitely

to get money out of a nigga. I already had taken so much time off with my boss, but I really needed to go to you lied deal boss to said you have to get My boss was super chill. So this is my old company, right, And I was like this nigga is not gonna believe me because I've told I've been honest about hangovers. I've been honest about shit. But I needed to go on vacation to get some dick. It was loverboy, and I was like, fuck, how am I going to do this? How am I gonna get

a few days off? So I pulled him in the conference room. I'm like, hey, I need to talk to you about this, and they're how you lie about being pregnant. I'm like, honestly, I don't know. So I was like, this is the only thing where it's like he a has to be really sensitive because I'm a woman, or he'll seem like a dick and be like I could play super emotional if he just is a dick. So I was like talking to you about something serious, like I'm pregnant and I want you to understand I'm not

going to keep it. I really love my job. And he's like, oh, I don't want you to think about work. I was like, no, I want to focus, but I do need some time for myself. He's like okay, and I'm like, I scheduled it just like my date for the ticket. I was like, I scheduled it on April so real quick, and I probably need the weekend pump that Monday real quick. Just the real quick. The fact that you so you really ain't ship. Can I tell

you my ain't ship thoughts real quick? Because I feel like you told me I'm going to hell one time and I said bitch right after you. Oh, this is one of those things where I feel like what you just said was so ain't ship that they ain't gonna come from me. So I'll be real. I have a pregnancy scare. I thought that was God if we if we're getting into these pregnancy thoughts, I legit be thinking so real quick insurance with no insurance abortion probably like

five hunting if you get it early. So I I legit I won't even think about sucking a a row if I feel like he ain't got that money to get because then I'll be like, I know I got a job, but do I want to come out five hunt? No? So I'm like, how hard is it going to be the assent of five dollars? Which is how I determine if he's ever worthy of raw like raw pussy. And I'm just like, I know you'll be talking about me,

because I'll be talking about the Brokeyes. But ladies, if you're dealing with a nigga and you feel like you maybe don't want him to be your baby daddy, think about if he go ahead that five hundred dollars a year, because but you know what I have to say say, I have really tired of people being like, oh, why would you fox someone wrong that you would never a baby? Because I'm not against abortion. That's why I'm pro choice all the way. Hold On, we probably sound like some nations,

We sound like some democrats. That's fine. I'm a centurist slash socialist. So I want to say, you want of the other parties? Yeah, I want to say I was watching, uh you know, I was talking to a friend of mine is so up, so we're given him five extra minutes. Hold On, we got her a kid, right, and I went with her to an abortion before m and I was like, you know what made you? What made you have your kid this time? Like whatever, and she was like, bitch, honestly,

it would have been number three. She's like it, I just felt like if I got to get one more, She's like, you know, I love the baby at death. But you know what's crazy if I think about my friends, I have friends like that now, like I can't get any more abortions because I've already killed four and I don't feel like I should be killing any I know, I said, I have friends that have had four abortions. D looking at the judgment in the raid, Wait, y'all

judge it? What? No, I am four abortions? One person did judge in the room with its school. You know, y'all really judge you. I've got bigger ship. How can you say you get one real quick bit? You got a chill right after you need to After girls get two abortions, you say all girls get free back after two. You should be really taking her caution off. And girls two abortions is cool? Do all of that ship. I'm

not gonna lie. The older we get, so all of my friends now are in their early thirties, and it's now to the point where it's like, wich, I'm too old to be getting abortarch the web for how many abortions is too many? No, bro, you're not doing this. I found this on the web for how many abortions has too many? Let's see what I mean. Really, what are they saying though people have multiple abortion and stigmatizing them as counterproductive? I guess because they're using it as

like a form of birth control. Yeah, I don't agree with that. Abortion patients nationally report more than having one abortion. Wow. Ha damn. Twenty five year old vice presidents and she's her first pregnancy resulted from being sexually assaulted at a party. Okay, we gotta have that. Then her father threw her birth control away. Okay, next time? Okay, Okay, I mean, okay, so she had six. There's someone who had six. I'm counting it wrong. She was thirty six, now, Okay. States

restrict insurance insurance coverage. Twenty one states restrict abortion coverage for people who get their insurance through the government. So basically,

if I'm broke, I really can't get abortion. I will say that just because I do like to drop stats, because I know you know I'll be saying some ship where you don't think I'm that smart, but I will say, for the ladies who are considering abortion, or who maybe have had abortion or had one or two, you know, or multiple abortions, I would say definitely to check with your guy no, because unfortunately, um as women, when we do undergo that it is still a surgery, but it

can funk up your fertility. So even if you've only had one abortion, um, there is a possibility that you may not be able to have children. So I will sit here and say that I don't I don't believe that abortion should be used as a form of birth control because it is something that can affect you down, you know, down the roads. Researchers discovered that more than half of Black women reported having multiple abortion higher percentage

and white women and latinas. This is likely due to the compounding negative effects of racism and sexism in black women's health, which is also reflected to unjust policies um like the High Amendment, which is an amendment that is attached as a writer to a federal budget every year that disproportionately denies healthcare to women of color of community level. Abortion stigma also affects why black women across that how black women have access to abortion care there's a stigma

in the black community about being a single parent. There is so more Black women are likely I didn't want to be a single mom when a lot of children. I had a baby once and I didn't want that to be my life. Wow. Can I also mentioned and this could be stereotyping, but it's even just from what I'm hearing on Twitter and when I talked to you know, all my black guy friends and guys, I fucked Black

men and women for whatever reason? Is this maybe because we don't grow up going to the doctor all the time, because our parents don't have health care and it's costly to take us. I feel like there's a kind of idea of us being invincible. I ain't gonna get pregnant. I can't get pregnant the same way we might think, man, I ain't gonna catch nothing. It's one of those things where we kind of don't think about it. It's an afterthought,

and unfortunately, I feel like I don't know what. Maybe thinking you're invincible more than thinking of it comes from an educational standpoint, and ship like it don't. So if it's in your face to go to the doctor and get birth control, you're gonna most likely do it if it's accessible. But if it doesn't feel like it's an option, it's not really in your mind or something you consider right, like education, sex education, like not and kind of circles

back to why we have a podcast. Black people in general are less likely to talk about and I've read this sex in their household, But I don't know that much about sex. We don't talk about sex. And I'm so mad I missed the question. I did want to speak to Naya about that because with her having a daughter, I wanted to, Oh, you know, you're proud of your whole phase, you proud of How do you have that

conversation with your daughter? Would you be okay? We like yeah, So I definitely want to want to kind of have that conversation, like how do we start having those conversations and at what age? Because I'm not gonna lie all the sex education in school. Just be absentent, don't have sex or you'll die. Don't have sex, You'll have a baby. That don't work. That don't work. I mean I will I'm getting my city sucked. And you know, behind the gym, I will tell a story about a small story. But

when I had stories on abortions in high school. Real quick, do you know? I have four hours of sleep last night. But I want to say, like, I don't want to feel embarrassed at having an abortion, especially when you sunk up like it was a total mistake. Turns out the nigga I was with with trash anyway. But the thing is, like, we can't blame them in so much for abortion. It was a deal. We're being not open right now. Honestly,

I bade you up. I have had an abortion too, bit I understanding, just admitting we'd be real, you know why, because I can't. Every day as time goes on, I care less and less what people think. It's crazy. I think one of the biggest questions happens. I want to ask you, because this is one of the questions that I've been asked, even by my mom, is after the abortion, did you have regrets? I'm gonna tell you why I didn't. I don't think I had regrets because I'm a realist.

Even though it's a fucking teenager. It was seventeen. Maybe I was eighteen when I had it, but I'm a realist and I know that I wasn't in the right mind frame. And I wasn't smart enough to take care of a kid. Um, I wasn't stable enough. No, bro, you put a baby in my hands, I'm like this, this is gonna shoot out of its end, right. But the thing is, like, people feel so guilty about abortions when I we know how many kids there are up for adoption. I don't want to bring them baby in

this world that's gonna be sucked up. Yeah. And because I know I'm going to the clothes so bitch, I want a body shoes over some pamples. And I think that, like, I would be a really fucked up I'm like, bro, the way that postpart of them seems like with moms wanted to suffocate their kids just to shut up, I would have been awful. Yeah, I just didn't think the same. I had one fairly young um under eighteen, and um were we friends when you did? I don't think we

were friends? Yeah, bitch, we was actually bitch, I got pregnant from the nigger we went to Tampa fall. You had me with a fucking hood as gang banger. Wait wait wait who, I'll tell you know who Tampa when we went to Tampa because he was sucking the wrapper from my space and he had a show, bitch. And then I felt trapped because he had a daughter currently, and when I told him I was doing it, he was like, you killing my son, bitch. I'm three weeks. You don't know I got a son yet. But he

was convinced I was having his goddamn son. So I felt like he did that sh it on purpose. Did you give me the money? Um, the nigga got locked up while he happened, gang bangers. Nigger got locked up, bitch. I'm not gonna say the name of it. I don't think I could say. It's a street. It's one of them names from Sesame Street. That was his street name, Yes, bitch, So yeah, like Rose want to fuck him or something. It was a whole bunch of ships. But you're looking

at had guns. I was talking. Yeah, Yeah, he was goddamn son. You know it's your fault, bitch. You're the reason I had to get a fucking abortion. Bringing me some fucking hood gang beggers and Tampa home. Um, I thought I was invincible. Did when that happened? Do you remember that moment thinking like oh ship? So it was very hard to tell my mom bitch, I peted on a stick in the Walgreens because I just felt my body wasn't right, like and I literally was only like

I felt it wasn't right. My period was maybe only one day later. Yeah, but I felt like, you know, right, bitch, it wasn't right. So I like, I went and pete on the stick in the Walgreens. This is when I was living in Atlanta. I want to bitch that ship came up, so bitch I pete on the other one. I said, maybe this ship broken. I thought maybe that she was broken. Um and when I saw it, which I just burst into tears because I know how I was gonna tell my mama, told my mama. Um My

mama didn't have the money. So bitch I actually had friends who helped me pay for it, still friends to this day. Um my friend shout out Taylor, she brought me books during recovery type ship and shout out Keita. She sent me money because she actually worked in the mall at the time. And she was like, girl, I got you if your mom because my mama didn't have it. She was a single mom taking care of three kids. Yeah, so they helped me pay for it and um. One of the things that my mom has asked me if

I regretted. Hell, no, bitch, I was like eleventh grade or something like that. But not only that, it's they give you a picture when you have it. I know, I remember this story like I don't want to see it, so I took it. Was one of the worst pains. I haven't. Um no, I think they I want to said they. Yeah, I think they went in there. Um you remember it was in the pill basically forces you to X miscarry and you know, it was crazy that day. Now I'm terrified to get pregnant because I was that

whole day. I was throwing up like crazy and I was like, wow, I'm gonna get crazy morning second. It's crazy because um, I was just real like when because they'll give you what's it called the monogram, so what so whateppen they give you the I don't want to get pregny, I know this ship, so they give it to you. And my mom was like, you know, you know what that is for cancer right where in your breast. I know a little bit of it because my my

birthday isn't breast cancer Awareness month. Um October. I'm a libre yes, I am birthday on Thursday. Um. But one of the things was when I saw it, I was like, oh, it's a diet. So I feel like I didn't kill a whole human being because it was only But I think that we have to also like take that feeling

away of like killing something we do. I don't know if people have to make hard fucking life choices right, And I think that the big deal is a lot of like super conservative people think that you're being selfish by doing that. I'm not gonna I was lying to myself all day. I think if you look it up, there's a heartbeat. After twenty eight days, I was really counting down to the alsn't he have a heartbeat? But this is the thing. Do you want to bring a baby in this world that you can't take care of?

You want to be in baby in this world for a piece of ship? Dad? Do you want to bring this baby in this world? Are you gonna be angry? So if you want to make like that, I was playing sports. I didn't have the money. I was working in the mall at Champs at the time. My mama damn sure didn't have the money to add to another baby. So it was a decision that I don't regret. Ireland just made abortion legal. I know that the people were

traveling out of there. There's so many women that have had unsafe abortions, and that's why it's so important to have rights on our own bodies, which is why having on so scary because versus Wade and Pence. But I guess we won't get too deep because we're about to dip. We are about to dip. We talked about abortions, m m F three songs. I really didn't think we were gonna go be going this deep. This is kind of I really you know what made me talk about two things.

I really didn't go a little to hold about this mic gut down. I ain't know we're gonna be able to a lot to a nigga you ever had an abortion now, But there's so many girls that I don't know how to feel about it, guilty about their abortions and ship like that. Like, no, I think it's I think it's important as well just for men to hears have this conversation too, um, because I do, like, yeah, don't guilt shame a woman for making these decisions. There are a lot of reasons why we decided to do

the things that we do to our bodies. Because this is a fifty fifty situation that you are able to leave with and we can't. We have to carry that motherfucker. Listen, girl, if he can't afford that five hunted bitch, you better let him bring that three black. Let me tell y'all. Right now, y'all in love with a nigga who ain't ship and you're pregnant, bitch, y'all fault. Let me not do that. I give that way baby away so fast. If abortion talk about giving babies away, now I'm talking

about put it up for adsumption. If I had an ancient nigga that you're gonna slet this out of me, I'm not carrying something phenomen months and then giving it away. What I can't say, no is that that Yeah, we just no, just suck this is contract out of me. Let's go, let's make let's tell up. She got no damn okay, um damn? Did they were they stay outside picking it? That was the one thing to suck me up. No, they weren't picking it. I was a really nice place

in Atlanta, my homegirl. When I went to her to the abortion right. She looked at me, she's a wheezy, I need look at me because she already felt bad. It was it was the second one I throw. The third one I can't remember, and she was like, I need to make sure they don't talk to me. I was like, okay, that's my only job. She's like, just make sure they don't say ship to me. And we

walk up there and you did that. So we start walking up in this old age just walks by and she's like, can I just tell you that Jesus wanted me? And right, you know, then he loves you. I was like, shut the funk up out. So then I walked outside and right to go smoke a little weed, and she's excuse me. I'm like, I'm here for a friend. She's like, I know, and you can turn it around. I was like, well she's broke, so can you. Anyways, guys, thank you guys for tuning in. I want to give a huge

shout out to our YouTube viewers. We will be ring in video back to y'all. Shout out loudspeaker for making this happen again. Shout off for them keeping us here because we don't went through therapy episode, y'all like, oh my god, the content. Since you guys get along, it's just really good. Thanks Scott, shut the funk up, goddamnit. We bring you'all ship regardless of we find announcers you.

I'm starting to get really annoyed because this is so much work to like find guest book guests, I mean meetings, money and people be How come, y'all, why didn't you upload a cover art with the Elethma guy. Why don't you shut we do all this broad like cheese therapy.

We just talked about abortion. Suck my fucking did from now, I'm at the point but I'm getting so bored with your bullshit and I'm just gonna block you for fun, my nigga, I'm gonna cuts you out, screenshot your ship and be like everybody trash this hole because she's about to make me skip a Monday episode and then how you're gonna feel? Fuck you? That's how annoying, like unless you use Patreon and you contribute to this podcast. So my dick from the back once again. So if you

really want to talk, pay five dollars. You can talk to me. If you put some money into paying the people that are in this fucking studio right now at fucking ten thirty at night on a goddamn Monday, and I only had four hours of sleep because I had a fucking threesome last night and I'm tired, fucking tired. My body hurts. I wrote, dick my exercise, bitch, bitch, I'm why only do what we gotta go, We gotta sorry,

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