Ep83: Anal Orgasms And Proper Nude Etiqutte

uh dropped the crown? Oh my god. I when that ship was like in like the last season or whatever. I just kept reading my timeline and I just kept saying God, and I'm like, what is everyone talking about? Guy? What is it? What's your guy? And then I was like okay. Then I saw the hashtag and was like, okay, love brow. I went to um Croatia with my friends.

I'm conor something. No. I went to Croatia with my friends, and the palace or the castle where Denares kept her dragons is there, and I I was bugging the funk out, like people really come all the way just to see that ship, but when they have their chair back in New York. Um, I want to go to the Javit Center and sitting the motherfuck Well that's just like when I went to Thailand. Um the Bond JD Island. Yeah, like everyone like goes. I never watched Bond is what

James Bond like? When I no, no no, no, when I went to the island, I had never seen anything to do with that island. Oh well they say this is where it was filmed. Yeah, I mean that's you know. Um, So I guess how we like to start off the solo episode that you guys like, is like with it like a little quick catch up. I thought maybe this catch up we could do with maybe our dating slash

relationship slash non existent. Let me just um, since it's gonna take a lot of time, pussy still not fucked and you I'm getting the best sex of my life. I don't even gonna hold you. Um it's so crazy because I so look at you, dog, I'm getting like I'm not gonna lie. So I was. Of course, we had the so to where I talked about my freakiest, nastiest sex. Um this episode I've kind of teased on Instagram a little bit. I'm gonna um kind of talk about my annal orgasm during the kink of the week.

But I've literally, I don't know how blessed, Like even the niggas they're so fine. I just literally when they get done sucking me, I just look at them like, how am I so blessed to get fucked and come like this? Like I'm blessed? Like I don't know if I should thank God or not for blessing me with the dickens in my life right now. Well, I say, oh my God when I'm fucking. Do you do I say,

oh my God? That bad? Okay, So is it worse that you say oh my God while you fucking or if I thank God after I'm done sucking that it was so good while I was fucking. You know What't be saying God damn whilere you goddamn is not to God. I don't know, but I'm literally episode titled Jesus Got

the Juice? No, I'm not gonna lie. I just um, I'm you know, at seven and even through the year and a half that we've had this podcast, I thought that I had had some pretty good sex and like even when I was just seven, and I was like, how am I still having like new experiences in the bedroom of course, the freakiest, nastiest one where I went to the sex club and ten nights in a row. Like, I'm literally having the best sex life of my life.

I don't think that we can really stop having new experiences. Oh, I didn't want to mention something that kind of piste me off. Oh here we go, don't get in your hotep. Ways, I was just having a great time talking about my vagina. Okay, so do you remember the dom I used to suck, the one that hend we turned away from the door, the one I used to do this club? Yes, so sends me a message. How are you? Um, he's I said, Oh my god, I was just thinking of you. He said, Wow,

time to get out the ring again. Talking about the gagg ring. I'm like, I'm doing well. I just went out to let this weekend. Actually been really busy with my podcast. I hope all as well. He's like, great, Ian Bushwick, you know, just got a new place. I said, Wow, I'd love to come by and bring your house forming gift with a wink. This is what he said, people gifts, will it be presented in the gloves you used to wear? And if so, consider yourself invited, so I sent the

rolling eyes emoji. He said, what, well, I mean at least something fun. It's been ages. You should have loads of new ship, right, What would you bring over? Oh? So he pretty much wants you to bring over that pussy with some toys. You have to do something outlandish just to give you some pussy. But this might that was your kind of fun thing. Yes, you're tripping like that would be like, okay, so that's exactly equivalent to like you fucking a nigga for a long time and

him wanting to come over. You're like, you ain't gonna invite me to the movies. That's what that is. You sat here and had that type of dom playful relationship with him, and now you're mad that he's hitting you up to be over a year. That's whine. I funk all my nigga's years later. So now I gotta like bring something over that's so crazy interesting. You can't just want to fuck me? Could you being mad? That's so cute?

This tex what you were doing. You just said you fucked him and he made you turn around when he blindfolded you, like y'all that type of ship bro. I just said, hey, like, listen, do you really have to jump from a Like I'm like, maybe I could bring you again? Yeah, what else are you gonna bring? Is that tripping? Get tripping about tripping trip nation? You don't think what he said was tacky? It might have been tacky, but maybe your whole relationship a year ago was tacky.

It wasn't. Well maybe he saw you don't see it that that saying And I'm like, hey, would love to come over some time and bring you a house room and get Yeah, and what else you gonna bring? It? In the gloves you used to wear? Oh you don't have those, but what else you got? Well, maybe maybe the person he's currently fucking is not allowing him to explore. So why he text me? So? Why he text me? He said, that's what y'all used to do be here?

So why he had to talk to me like that, like you know about to fund when I come over there? Is just why you ain't getting exacting way too hard now that you used to one a year ago. Now you're like, well I need you to talk better to me, Like, well, I screenshot it. I sent her to Colette. She was like, ah, absolutely not. He could have at least say yeah, well, well she doesn't count. She doesn't count because she eats your pussy. I'll eat each other's pussy. She's gonna stick

up for you regardless. All niggas a ship to your home girls. It don't matter what they do. Girl, he ain't shit. How dare he has to all of your friends? By the way I look, even the guy shaking a hit shout out to a k cream pie. Um, she hates that joke. Um No, But we went out last weekend.

We had a fucking great time together. We went to dinner together, and it was like flirty and this weird like sisterhood of like I always want to bang you, I'm always going to be into you, I'm always attracted to you, but like we just are friends and it's great. Like I've never had this with anyone in my life. And I was saying to her when I was sucked up and drunk at five am, I was like, you know what, Like I feel like you will never go anywhere.

Like here's my question, why why not make her your girlfriend? Like why not be girlfriend girlfriend? Because she's definitely not okay. She just likes like she's seeing like this girl right and She's like, I'm my god, Like we were playing together and I was like, no, what she needs dick at all? And I honestly, I think it was just really refreshing to be around her because Collette is super

like she's European and super bougie. Right. And it's funny because I said recently, I've never been with a white girl. I don't know if she counts. Definitely she does, but I totally disregarded that I've been with Colette and like, I never it never hit me until then. I was like, oh my god, I have trying to think she knows as ratchet as I am. We got to the club, they started playing sycamod and I was like, back left it with my friend. She was like, Okay, you know

that's just what if that's what she does? You know, she's just she'. I really do miss having a woman around that I've attracted to and get to flirt with and have fun with. And her and I actually went out looking for a guy to work together. But I told you, I'm really trying to find a friend that I could have fun with like that, like, because I feel like all of my friends be wanting checks so they like joy, I wanted to collect with flu check oh lord, and he was into it, and like she

was just like does she black guys? I don't know if she ever has, but like, I think it's more so like I don't think she wants to be brought in, Like I think she really is going to get off at the idea of us choosing a guy choosing together. Yeah. I was trying to bring my friend in with seven this weekend because she was in town and I just kind of wanted her to watch actually because she happens to fuck one of his friends. So I guess I was kind of being a bad friend by trying to

get her to sun him too. But I was like, Okay, we'll just watch, and then he was like, oh, well, we don't need no witnesses, uh unless she's joined. We haven't had a threesome, but it's like it just if it happens, it happens, Like no, but it's not me like I've been I've told him he could bring another like, but we just I think we get really nasty, and I know the sex that we have he doesn't have with everybody, So I mean, I don't know. He just enjoys having sex to me like and he even said

like he listened. We had a deep best talk. Don't be wrong with your eyes, bitch. Um, he fox with me the long way. We have great sex, thank you very much. Actually, speaking of the great sex we have, we're gonna jump into the kink of the week because I want to share you get so I'm not getting your feelings like trap money Benny. That's my new headline. Every time you're at like a fucking little emo. Fuck you,

I'm sorry that I experience organs like none other. Love him as I don't love himself because he foxing me with this plissy. Bitch. You're so annoying. You're so annoyed. I hate you so much. Got you and your feelings. You're done. You gotta be real with it. I am dog. Hey do you love Mandy? Not fuck you? You you? Um. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go ahead and happ into the kink of the week this week. Um, this kink I haven't even looked like, Yeah, well, I guess it can be anal.

So we talk a lot about anal and storms of fashion. Whether it's um gay sex, whether it's anal bees, whether it's um licking as whether it's fingering ass and so I wanted to discuss something that I didn't know existed until I felt it. Um So, I wanted to bring helt it the kink this week. It's actually an anal orgasm um So. An anal orgasm is an orgasm that

is achieved by stimulation of the anus. The type of orgasm is usually brought on by anal penetration, such as with the penis of finger, anal bees, or an anal vibrator. The type of penetration can directly indirectly simulate the G spot in women and directly simulate the prostrate in men. Some men and women, however, may even experience anal orgasms

through analingus. So I wanted to bring this up. It's crazy because like I've been hearing you talk about this, I've never been sucked in the ass, but I've I mean fucked hard, right, but I've had one just from being stimulated with at the same time. So it's funny because I brought this up because when I when I mentioned it on my live um, there was a lot of like women and men that were confused because they

were like, wait, women don't have prostates. I thought only men have g spots in their ass, And so I don't know if this was triggered because he had already made me come through my through my pussy, like I had already had maybe like three vaginal orgasms and so like to where I was shaking and everything, so finally like and this was one of those rounds where after he came, I realized he was still hard, so I would suck his dick. He was still hard, so he'd

put another condom on and we'd keep sucking. So after a while I was like, damn, you sucking out my pussy and I was just so turned on. And say, you watched that, Um what I am talking to Chris Shuser Engineering there by the way, didn't me and you

both watched that? Female orgasms explained and didn't they talk about how anal orgasms were directly related to the clip because the clip extends to your crazy too, because I wasn't playing with my clip, no no no no no no, but just that the clash like that's it's stimulated somehow indirectly through the clip, which is something I really want to talk about when we have someone that's experienced female

general mutilation because they can have anal orgasms, right. So yeah, So with with this, I don't know if it was triggered by already having the orgasms through my um vagina, but I ended up just wanting him to fund me in my ass because he gets to fun ask maybe once every six months. So it's like, you know, okay, let's go ahead and sunk me in my ass because it's so big. My booty hole ends up feeling differently for the next couple of days. What's your ship like?

Is it like? No, it's regular ship, But I just be scared how I'm going to come out. Do my farts be wet? No? I don't think so. No, but my booty hole just be feeling kind of like um. But anyways, I wanted to explain um kind of about your ask at this point. You know what's crazy. I don't know. You interrupt my goddamn story. Don't you rupt everybody? Young people? No? No, because that's what you do with the guests. No, because then with the guests. Wait, excuse me.

I don't mean to interrupt you, but but you're still interrupting. I'm talking about my goddamn story. One more about shut the funk up? Well, I question, no, did you need lub? Anyways? Going back, bitch, my pussy was wet and he spent we used no loop. Anyways, it wasn't planned. Now that's my goddamn story. So it wasn't planned. No, it wasn't planned. I didn't plan, like I didn't plan to have anal sex person. Was that? Yes, it was moved up enough and I came out. Whether I scored it or not,

I don't know. Is this like a it's something that you think is it because you've fucked in your ass before? Or do you think like in the beginning, because it's still very like it hurts going in. I mean he has to be very very in the beginning. Did you need lube? Yes? Okay, um so now, but I think even the loupe was just the idea, like you're sucking me in my ass, I need lube. Like it's also to the point where if you're that aroused and everything

down there is what like I get really well? Probably also, and I'm way more relaxed with one out of ten ten being advanced anal one being I could handle a finger. Where would you say you're at? Clearly I just if you let me finish my story. Measures if you, I mean clearly, I took got a big Absolutely, I took it good. I was throwing my ass back while he was in my asshole. Yes, so I would say I'm pretty good now in my writing. I mean, I'm just saying I'm throwing my ass back with the dick in

my ass. I'm a nine point seven at least, got damn ship. But no, Um, it was actually one of those feelings where um, and it felt almost like a vaginal orgasm, which made it really weird. So um, we started off, he slid and it was from the back, so he was sucking me from the back, and then my legs just started shaking, so I was like, oh, calm down. So he put me back on the bed and then inserted his dick into my ass missionary style, inserted, inserted,

missionary style. And this is where I felt like I had never felt in my life. I'm not gonna lie. I shut a thug tear and I had to cover my eyes because I didn't want him to think he made my you know, O g M bitch, not fuck you, but no, so um, the orgasm was so intense, like my eyes water, like I felt like I was crying out of but it was like I was crying out

of sheer happiness. Yeah, and it wasn't that. I was like, it wasn't even that it hurt anymore, Like, but my legs just started trembling, and I told him I was like, I started yelling him. I was like, I don't know what's happening, Like my legs were shaking, and I was like, holy shit, holy shit, fuck, Like what's going on? Mind you? At this point, I just feel so like I don't know.

I just I felt so good. I didn't know if anything came out because everything at this point is wet, everything is woife, And I'm like, as he slides up to get on the bed with me, anything came out. I was scared to look at the sheets, and I told him, I said, these sheets might be a mess. I didn't because yes, because I felt an orgasm. I didn't know if anything came out of my ass. I didn't know where this orgasm came from. And I'm like, wait, when I orgasm out of my vagina, I know I

can squirt or I know. Why get you think that ship is a reaction because I felt like it was so wet, and I came and I didn't know what the funk else would come out of your ass except shit? And I literally told I looked up at him. I looked up at him, and I was like, I didn't smell shit. I didn't smell anything. I was just like, at this point, I was just or I was scared there was blood one or the other. I didn't know if he tore something, because I had never felt this

with a dick in my ask before. How was your ask? The next day? It was actually fine. I'm not gonna lie. I was just smiling so much. The next day. Was it his house or a hotel? We did a hotel? Okay, well you ain't got worry about Yeah, no, we didn't have to worry about yeah. No, no, no no, we didn't have to worry about the hotel. Um. No, it depends. It depends like who's at his house where I'm at. He doesn't like coming to the Bronx anymore because he's

kind of lit. People be seeing him and ship, so I just go to him. Who is in his house? What do you mean she had a girlfriend? No, you don't have a girlfriend. Calling that ship down? You asking way too much. Question we like a quality. No, I'm not gonna say no. Names of the hotel regular one. I'm not gonna say, does the staff know? You know we'll switch up? Well, wait, have you ever been to the hotel? You're not going to ask me? And people ask if they did they recognize these questions? Do they

recognize him? Why are you asking me? Because people want to know, bro, people No one wants to know except you, because he knows these helps about my ass and you're worried about the fucking quality of the sheet. No, it's not we fucked. We don't sucked everywhere at this point. We don't. The only place we probably haven't fucked is in the goddamn studio. But we don't fund everywhere. He sucked me in my room, my kitchen, my living room. I sucked him in just about every house. I'm not

sucking in my roommates to him. No. Um, but it was. It was absolutely great. It was one of the best feelings. I don't know if any of you guys have experienced this. Um. A couple of people did right into me and say that they have achieved this, because of course I bragged about it on Twitter. Um. But it was honestly, Monnie, this came two weeks after the freakiest, nastiest sex I've ever had, So no, three weeks after what's happening to it was? It was like three weeks might come from

your mouth. I'm not even gonna lie. It was like after experiencing what I experienced with the sex club and the pegging with with six seven, and then for seven to make me experience this, which is something we had never experienced before I even told him. I was like, it ain't never happened to me, Bro, Like you want something like, that's not the thing having with as sex have we ever really at the same time had is it?

Just like you were talking about you you bragged about the sex with love and way more between, Like I just want to make sure I'm not going to go through a drop because they gotta be one of the other. It ain't it ain't gotta be one of the other. J was giving you some good. Seven has been in the pictures since that. I haven't seen a big dick since like like that since Bro, it was just like

really really fucking good. Um. I also really quickly want to read this last part for it relaxtion, relaxtion, relaxation, bitch. Probably relaxation and plenty of lubrication are the keys to having or giving an anal orgasm. Start slowly with an animal sage or ana lingus. I will say, Um, he did start with a finger um. And again it probably

also helped that I had already came vaginally. So if you are having sex with a female um and she does come you know from her vagina, that may actually be the hint to you that maybe you should try to funk her and they ask because at that point she's a lot more relaxed and her her ask will open up a little bit back because we are the I mean, men can possibly have multiple orgasms, but we are capable of doing that doing it and I probably

had at least six with the session with him. But like I said, he he would come and stay hard and he did this three times. So we fucked three times back to back. It was amazing. I said, I don't know what the funk you want right now, but it was absolutely amazing, and I was like, oh, lleluvia. Um. Anyways,

I guess we're gonna go ahead and get into vanillas. Shit. Um, this is something that actually I've been seeing a couple of people right into Wheezy asking um, and she found a what an article on it from salty world dot net. It actually has to do with nudes and how to avoidoid revenge porn. UM. I think it's interesting, especially considering revenge porn has been a common topic, but more so with like reality TV stars celebrities. But it does also happen within I guess I don't. I hate to call

them regular people, but civilians. That's what my sister calls them. She's in the army, So civilians people, you know, yeah, regular people. Um. And so somehow there's a way to copyright your nudes so that in the case that revenge porn does come out, you have a lawsuit. UM. Here's how to submit your images or you have to submit these news to the U S Copyright Office. Did you read this? But but now other people are going to see your nudes, I mean at the office, you know,

people the doctor. UM, I do want to see here and say this is interesting. UM, You're gonna fill out a registration application under register a group of photographs. UM. You can preview the application. The pay registration of this is thirty five to fifty five dollars, depending on the type of photos that is honestly worth your nudes, not getting lima like ro this is always You only have to pay the registration fee once for the batch you upload, so upload as many as you can to be cost effective.

Copyrights last seventy years after the all. Let me show you this new that I send out. I wouldn't care if after I'm dead. Go ahead and post it a camera. If you don't care, camera right, this is a new I don't want to see you nude. Wheezy. I don't know why you'd be trying to sell me. Someone screenshott come back and go ahead, show me to it. Can you tell this is me? I don't know. I can't

see it. Look at it, bro. I don't want to look at your because someone shot at it, and I want to tell you how I freaked out right, I don't want to look at your vagina. Go ahead, I'm covering the pussy. Tell me, okaye, girl. Please, you sent me a video, you second dick, so you looked at it through my phone. I ain't send it to your phone. Hole. I did not send it to your phone. Pull it up. Right now. Then send it up right now, pull it up and butt you it ain't pull it up here,

pull it up. I don't know how you remember this. So that's a dick involved. I ain't showing you my pussy wide open. You won't. They're spreading your ship with fingers. The show my pussy with lover boy and I got that video. But there's a dick in it. That's what I'm saying. Do you think I want to see you eagle spread open right now? No, you can't just confirm there's a dick if I sent you a picture, both

to be looking at the dick anyway. So my point was someone screenshot at this nude when I snapped it to him on Instagram. I've been like sending it to my friends, like can you tell us with me? Bro, I gotta know, like I am freaked out. She was like, oh, my tattoos are in it. I was wearing a robe and if you would have looked at the photo, I wasn't gonna look at you like I opened the road. My titties are out, my pusseys in it spread but you can't see my face. You could just see like

my mouth a little bit. No, tasso have a beauty mark on your chin at the hair was covering You're so, I'm not gonna look. Let me tell you how I was so the person that I sent it to right Van knows them. And I said, oh my god, this bitch blah blah blah blah blah. He's like, I'm like, I think that he sends it to a bit. Yeah, that's why she screenshot it. She ain't your friends. So I'm like, no, her, and I you know no. So I'm telling him. I'm like, yo, I don't know what

to do. I think it looks like me. He's like, well, let me see if so I could tell you say Van ain't ship. Van would say, let me see the pussy. I'll tell you if I let me see to see your face in it. Bro. I was so freaked out about it, and honestly I thought about it and I was like, you know what, this is my best nude. If it gets out, it gets out. I'm honestly convinced. And I'm just gonna sit here and say it because

it is honestly how I feel. You didn't mistakenly posted nudes about three times in the last because I'll be sending that that, Bro, I feel like you just you, You're gonna have a new leak, and I feel like I ain't even gonna ask who leaked. It would be like I don't want to leak my own. I don't want to have nude out of me, obviously, but I do. I don't have Snapchat, so I send nudes through the inst story why And I would put the view why

because I can, Oh my god, get Snapchat. That's where I talked to all my creep niggas I don't want and I literally have it. I don't even post stories. I'm on there just to talk to creep niggas. Blue check want me to get one? Oh yeah, I don't think have blue checks are wives? Absolutely. Um. Anyways, those are the niggas that talked about Snapchat. Um Um. I really like that you chose this as the vanilla ship because this is actually going to lead us into our

horrible decision for the week. Um. The horrible decision for the week is taking nudes. UM. Tips for how to take nudes, also receiving nudes, um, etiquette of asking for nudes. I also want to talk about being catfished by some of y'all's dick picks. So we'll start with taking nudes, nude etiquette, maybe some tips for the lates. So I have the purse nude, the one I was talking about, And let me tell you if you have tattoos like

me or Mandy. I was trying to figure out, like I want to get naked and I want to show myself, but I don't want to show my arms. How do I do this? Plus even on my hips? Right? So let me try to show what it looked like. So you put the phone down, right, you get on the floor, you put the phone down against the wall, right, Like I did, wear a robe like something satin and kind of slotty, and you open it so you could just expose your titties and your pussy. And I had like

a fresh wax. It was a really good one. So you just get in front of the you know it is right, and you just get the tits, you get the pussy and like you know, you put a little lip or a little tongue in there. But you take the camera angle down to where it only hits like the bottom of your nose, and if you get your face, you could just like crop the top of it and then everything just look at there. So I don't think that will work for me because I have the gun

tattoo right over my puss. So all you have to do is take the robe and you tie it around. You use the rope. That's what I did to cover the hip tattoos. Alf by the way, um, and might not really tiny ones, but still they're identified with. Another way that I really like to take nudes. Self timer is your friend. I like, really liked the look of my pussy when I'm bent over, Like, I just like it.

I don't know, I'm sorry, So I take my phone, I prop it up on my nightstand, put the self tim represent a second scraped into the bit like but you you take the self timer bend over, and honestly, I really like this angle too because it covers my stomach when I'm not feeling like, you know, like and you bend over, you can't see face, you can't see ship. Sometimes I like pull the pant a little bit, and uh, yeah, it's pretty good. So I want to give some tips

to the thick bitches out there. Um, there is an angle that will make you look tiny at all times. Um, It'll make your waist looks super tiny. They get a picture of your tits and they also get a picture of your vagina all in one. Um, if you're worried about has two's, this probably isn't the one for you. Um, but it's really good. So basically what you do wheezy skinny holes like to stand up for nudes. When you're thick and have some rolls and ship to cover, you

lay down because all that ship flattens out. So you lay on your bed and lift your arm above but to an angle and get the side of you. So when you're getting the side, your waist looks really small, your tips are there, and like I said, it still gets your vagina, but it also just gives the silhouette with your asks. It pretty much covers all parts of your body that anyone when the sheet Um. No, So you can lay on a bed, you can lay on

your couch, but you can lay on the floor. Just lay down, lay your ass fucking down, and you're literally posing it like this. So you're getting the side of you, but chicken in your pussy and bitch listen, when a bitch was sixty pounds ago, I was still looking snatched. Okay, angles, but there's definitely that. There's definitely angles when you take nudes. Um. Also, I do want to see here and drop some etiquette

for nigga's real quick when y'all are requesting nudes. So first off, you know, well we can talk about that getting your toes and the dirt. Oh I hate that. Yeah, don't listen. We'll talk about that right after. So there is etiquette fellas with asking for news. But I also want to sit here and tell you how y'all could be annoying as the funk. First off, getting a nude, getting a nude. Listen, once again, getting a nude is a privilege from us women. Okay, listen, A lot of

us don't even like sending nudes. And if we send you your send nudes with all of this revenge point going on, that means we kind of trust you. By the way, I don't be taking new nudes. Actually sent a nude to Blue Check and I was like, oh, you keep it up. You can get one for yourself, like you can get a special one. I don't like him. But if you don't want to nigger to think that you are recycling shots, you got Okay, some of these niggas one nigger got smart. I was like, bitch, this

ship is for eight months ago. You still look like this. So first off, so this is what y'all, ladies do video How are if you if you are, oh bitch, I do that too. Now if you are a male listener, please cover your ears at this time remove your headphones. So, ladies, if you got a catalog of news that you like sending these niggas now be trying to check time stamps

and ship. So just screen shot that ship. Screenshot it and you do know what y'all do, So screenshot it, crop it so a look like a regular picture again because you don't want the black on the top and the bottom. Crop it down and then it becomes a nude and it has the new date on it. So I sent the fucking nude, bitch. And when I was in l a uh huh, and I was like, oh, thinking about you? Show me how this nigger was like thinking about me? From are you back in New York?

Question mark? It shows your location too, that's right, y'all, y'all. So y'all so lame. I got right on chrome. I was like, how to remote tag from photos? Goddamn iPhone? Be telling my mom would be lying to Ship my mama sent me. Let me tell you my mom and Ship. This is unrelated to nudes. But my mom, you know, I would said to my mom money and I said, my mom money every month or whatever. My mom sends me a picture of something wrong with the window in

her car. I'm like, when did this happen? She's like, girl, I don't know they're talking about was gonna be a hundred fifty? Do you know this picture was from eight months ago. It was from fucking January? And I said, so, when did this happen? I just told you, And I said, you know, I mean, well, I mean I'm trying to I just want to show you what it looked like. Secret ordered the part. No, but that's definitely a thing.

But back to the etiquette of these photos. So my issue and why I stopped liking to send nudes to certain guys is because they didn't have the etiquette of receiving them. And when I say that is, if a woman decides to send you, let's be let's start PG. Thirteen. Say she sends you her TI is full tips, like n full tips, nipple, maybe even you know, tongue involved, maybe even looking her own titty. Okay, what you don't do then is be like, I'm just saying that's that's

elementary starting. Then then what a niggle do next is be like, now let me see that ass. So then if she's nice, she's like, okay, let me go take I'm gonna send you a picture of my ass. Then you sign a picture of your ass and he's like, oh, now let me see that pussy. This is where it becomes annoying. Like now it becomes a whole fucking production. Now I don't feel like you're happy with anything I sent you before. So now you know what I've done

sending you pictures because you're not enjoying this. Not only that, A lot of times when this happens, it's not a cent to receive type of exchange. It's me sending you all these motherfucking nudes at one time and me all you got is your dick. You're saying, but people are writing me right now saying that they've seen a clip of us on HBO. No, alway, it's not supposed to post until Friday. I've seen a clip of you in the vice piece on Age. My god, it's probably the

most Holy sh it, you guys are on HBO. It posts Friday. We just sent our release letters today. Wow. Yeah, maybe the commercial posted. Dude, I have like ten messages about this. Well, let me take my phone. Don't give a about you business. By the way, you guys, we I'm just gonna sidetracks, so we're gonna tell you what we're talking about. I just saw a bunch of my

d m Um we recorded with Michelle Hope. She was um being followed for a me Too documentary just people in the Movement, and Mandy and I got to have some of our live show recorded for the Vice Report on HBO. So if you guys want to watch that exciting us. Yes, it's gonna be really fun. Um it actually airs on the twenty eight, so they're probably talking maybe a commercial that was posted. I don't know. Does HBO have commercials. I don't know, but um it's post.

It actually airs on September at eleven pm. If I'm not mistaken, Um, we'll go ahead and post that information. But yeah, we're on HBO ship not just so you know, we got a whole goddamn show. I mean, the price is going up double double taxi holes on Patreon not um. But yeah, so I want to get into how when like guys ask you for um pictures right because you well, actually you just missed that whole car. I heard what

you said. They're asking like the language you're asking, right, Like when someone says like I want to see you or take a sexy picture for me, I hate it things like that. I don't jump into nudes. And actually a lot of women think like that means I gotta do something so crazy. Now, I will say that a lot of guys actually just like a nice selfie, even if you just have a little hints of cleavage, Like

they like seeing your face too. Like I would say, just maybe do a teaser um text, I said, to send me something I want to see, Yeah, just send on your face, so aways want to see your face?

I said, so you wanted something else question mark. No, I would definitely say, um, if someone comes out of the blue and asked for a picture of you, definitely don't jump to nudes because then, yeah, then you lead to them being all fucking well, let me see this, well, let me see that, like even and then it goes from pictures to videos, Well, let me see a play

with it. Real quick. We'll bend over from it, we'll shake it from me, and dog, I'll be so goddamn a noois we y'all asking for all this ship when I'm just trying to send you a nude to my goddamn titty. Just take my titty and be happy. That's all you need. It is. I'm just saying, I like sending my favorite part of my news to send. It's like I just get really frequent waxes. I have a nice package deal and so I get them all the time, rights right by my office. I'm like getting wax all

the time. Like I feel like my pussy stays on fleek and i'd be just ready. And I know you shouldn't be jumping into pussy, but I don't want to show that ship front. You know, I have a lot of guys that do like to see my pussy. So this is Oh, I got another tip for you ladies. Okay, here's another one. So I masturbate nightly, as you guys know. That's how I go to sleep at night. Um, and when I masturbate is when I become my wettest because I always come. And so even though I'm really exhausted

and ready to go to sleep. What I do is I like archives some ship, So I like play with my pussy right then and there and be like, see what you did, even though the porn did it. So i'd be like, you did this, see what you did? Um Or I'll like take pictures of it looking really wet. So then when a nigga I'm talking to want some pictures of my pussy being really wet, I can act like they made it wet. And so there's another tip

that you guys can do. If what you're living I'm serious it works, bro, I'd be like, look what you did, and I'll be sending it to all the names. You spit, Oh no, my should be like it like pulls up in you spit on your pussy. It looks like spit though No I'm I don't look. I don't want to see your pussy, bron So what is it? I ain't what is damn? I hope I never sucked somebody to listen to this. So I was talking like we were

me and blue Check. We're texting back and forth, and I was like, oh my god, you're making me so excited. But he's like, oh am I really so, I sent this is a picture of my panties down to my ankles with heels on. You see my hand, that's spit. I can't because I'm petty and phony. But he was just like, damn, that's that's what I did. I was like, yeah, an you doing? And oh my god, Mama, how you'd be real arty with your goddamn nudes. So bro, I don't play games. Look like a lot of working nudes.

You showed me her news. She'd be getting in lingerine on this. She loves that ship, she's getting ready. I love doing it though, like it's so much more fun, and like, you gotta put more effort into news and just pussy, you know, especially when you know because it's getting I will say, so if we go, if we transpired this into say this is spit, but it looks like a little bit of it is me. But I just added spit for like consistency. Oh yeah, that looks

like spit. Sorry, it doesn't look like my pussy. It totally no, I don't think. I definitely it looks like I don't think. Okay, Anyways, we're gonna get to now talking about dick picks, because we all get them. I'm not gonna lie. I think I've enjoyed getting um dick picks a lot more lately. Just massive. I want to show you a dusty asked dick that you know. Wait, it's a dusty dick that I know. Can I show you how big this dick is? See, that's just I mean,

it's an okay looking dick. It's really dark, so it makes it look a little gray, which means it's looking a little Look. I think that he made. Bitch, that's a horse dick hole. Look, that's the type of that's the type of scroll. Bitch. He got videos this ship he sent me. I screen grabbed all them ships from snapchat. He knows right, Yeah, he knows, he knows you screen grab. Yeah, Danny got his face up in it. Yep, I said,

because I told him I want you wanted that? Yeah, I told him I want to see his booty hale. Damn be fine, fine as fun with a big old dick, Big old dude, don't be scold. I don't need to seeing my pussy and ship did I'm trying to go back. No, you're seeing this one. I don't like showing you my dicks. You don't need to look at my dicks this long. The ship just I'm just he rubbed it a wow, look at that thing. So I'm sorry, No, not yet. I want to though. Wait did you show me green eyes? Oh?

Let me show you green eyes? Green eyes? Dick is like this, bitch, green eyes got a bigger No, green eyes gotta day like fourteen inches. Don't be sitting here making motherfucker's think I'm taking fourteen inch dicks. No, it's probably not fourteen, but it's big. Fourteen is not normal, bro, Chill now, you're just trying to make it seem like you're pussy messy. Ellvin, I take it, bro, you are taking it away. You're really taking for Is your booty

hole open because you really fuck in your ass? Is it like a ten or one? So about to say here, create the narrative, and I'm sucking fourteenage dicks. She could be like, your pussy can't be that. I am not because you patty like that. There's no way nobody can take that dick. He's never been in a woman. He had all the way, No, he has not all the way sending me. He'd be sending me videos of him sucking bitches, that's what a guy a tilt uterus. See

what I'm talking about. This is what I was talking about. So if I thought that you was gonna think I had a tilt to uterus, no, bit no, I mean hold on, let me see you ain't slick, bitch. I caught your little I'm looking at your arm and if he that distance, his dick is like the side. So I want to tell you guys with this look like he was pushing his dick downward to like touch the counter time. Yeah you did. I didn't show you him before. Didn't you want to suck him? And you saw him

at a fashion show? No? No, no, no, no no, that was the Wilhemina model. This is I'll be wha, How am I so lucky? God dawn bitch with a big as dick like seven caliber sex with him? He's context no. Um but yeah, famous famous bit you got a bit blue checkmark. I got all blue checkmark dick. Um anyways, all my checkmark blue. So no, let me just go through this. And I'm getting tired. Long been recording. Just real quick, just so y'all know, I know y'all just hit us t God, we need to pay, y'all. Um,

so this y'all can have longer episodes. We just gave you all thirteen extra minutes a couple of episodes ago. Um, so we gave me like she'd be like real quick fifty minutes. Okay, Um, they go with fifty minutes. I don't like this picture, so I feel like you're trying to play me out with the size with this dark

gast photo. And I don't like that. Well, not only that he's dark, scam bro, so let the dark skinned dick live because see this with a light skinned dick, look like I forgot we I don't really like red dudes, like it. I like red dudes, y'all know. I like my little paper bag brown niggers. So I don't like nudes when you guys are in the bathroom and you take them like around the toilet and like I'll be

looking at the floor. I also don't like nudes where you need to put your dick next to something for measure. Although I think that's a black guy thing, it makes sense. I told you I got one with a breeze can. There's the fa breeze can, the water bottle of the remote control. We get it, guys, we get it, like those three objects. I don't want to get dick fished from like a fake like you thought it was bigger. But the thing is like that ship just looks really weird.

Just put your hand at the bottom of it. Let me gauge another one. I don't like that one. I like the meat mail conversation. This is fun. I showed you jeeves dick. Yeah, but you know I don't be looking. I don't even watch bigger porn. I don't know why you'd be trying to show me paint dick all the time. I don't want I don't his dick is so great that I just want to go to the gate Club sometimes to be like, ha ha see, I ain't even gonna show you. I do got a video on me

sucking dick. But now that you didn't talk toilet one, no, the one that I paid anyway, we might need to explain what the first off, I don't like to see. I don't have to explain ship. You're the one that keeps saying it, I said the toilet what. I don't like that you keep saying that I don't like I suck the niked dick while he sat on the toilet.

What's the problem. What is the motherfucking problem? Then no, there's no reason to set the scene because I don't know because I didn't believe you, remember you, she didn't believe me. So I'm gonna tell you what said. I was horny. So I came from spend class. We was both coming well, I went to spend class at the time that he was coming off work, and we were gonna go and grab drinks. But I didn't want to suck his dick because in New York there's a lot

of co ed stalls. I didn't want to suck his dick in a bar in a bar um bathroom because those be a little bit dirtier. So I was like, okay, well there's Matt hotels in New York. They got lobby bathrooms. Let's go to and we went to one on Park Avenue and it was really nice. It was a single store. If they were the spin clad you went to fell I did go to fly a little that day. So he made me right at the game before and which I sucked to dick in that bathroom, And what's the problem?

Because which when you sit here, and let me tell you, you sit on the toilet like it ain't nothing, even though man sit on that you do You're yeah, you're not gonna see her actor. So Mandy tells me this ship and I'm like, no, you didn't. She's like, yes, I did, and I took a video. She's like, big, watch, there's no problem at the hotel because my home girl stayed there. But not only that, I had spin class there, so it just was very convenent, like my home girls.

Just what she tricked, and yeah, home girl trick. You know, you know she begetting that money. But that's why I knew it was a good That's why I knew where the bathroom was. I knew like the camera setting, I knew we wouldn't be caught. I knew it was all you knew the camera said. I knew it just all would work out. Well, okay, um, so that was fine. And you're a whole ass bitch because you always wanted you remember when you suck the gave quurse that you shut the funk up. Well, I know what the funk

I did, and I don't already told the people. Do people know if they want to go back and listen, didn't know they didn't help anyways, So I guess we'll go ahead and jump right into the whole mail were about to show me. I wasn't gonna show you ship. I was gonna show you how it sucks some dick. But now I ain't showing you no more. Why not the nigga who I pegged so you could see like it was? It was so big. Hold on, y'all, I

didn't imagine him having a big dick. It was so big, and he like was super shaved, was so big dog. He was so clean that why are you black? A little cinemax? I was editing my little Yeah you like the little edit on there, bitch, I was after that. It wasn't that I was sweating. We fucked in the shower at the sex club, so my hair was wet, like we fucked in the shower with all the shower

heads that you kept wanting to ask about. Bit I just want to know how many people could fit in the shower, by the way me and said, yes, it was important to know if it was a prison shower or not. It wasn't a prison shower. It was actually really nice. But here we go. I'm gonna go ahead and read this. This is quite interesting. Um, I got this in my DM on Twitter, so it says, hey, there,

you ladies are freaking amazing. Made me start a new Twitter just so I can be me, follow all the porn stars, say what I want when I want, and just let my hair down. So my bff decides he wants to be my side piece. Oh lord, me and my man barely get it in, so I'm like cool. Well, he had sent me dick picks before, and I was hyped. First night we met. All he wanted to do was lick my pussy and eat my ass. Upon the field test, I was saying to myself, Hum, he'd been down there

about forty five minutes. He ain't hard, ain't no way, that's his monster dick in those pixie sent This is so on brand. Well, I left with no sex because I didn't want the disappointment. Fast forward two weeks later, we're at his place and he's rubbing on my tits and goes back again, and I go back again for a touch. It's hard, but then I'm a size queen. Yes, you know the pencil dicks. I'm a size queen and I love girth. But hey, let me check it out. I pull it out of his boxers and commenced to

giving firehead. I almost swallowed this man. After about two minutes, he is ready to fuck now. In the words of Miss Bado, take it in count, I'm an artist and I'm serious about my ship. He gets in and I'm soaked because having dick in my mouth makes me wet. Girl me too, and I'm throwing it back legs on his shoulder and not feeling Listen, do you want be able to ask for your number after this? Like? What is not you this person to say? I'm I'm I'm

He's gonna with your vibrations. He be careful about your bitch. Hello, he wants doggie. So I turned over two it up and he's in. I'm throwing it to the left hand, right and ate and before I'm about to know, he stops. I'm like, nigga, what he said his mind wasn't right? What the fuck? So up and out I go. We stay in contact because that's the homies. So we good. I went back for round three and we chatted about this and that. Then he let me know, he lets he likes his ass eight Well, I have never in

my forty years done that. He told me, I could also stick a finger in it if I go slow. Oh bitch, he was ready, Well I am ready, she said she wasn't ready. But he gets up, goes to the bathroom, and comes back with clippers and asks me to shave his ass crack. I did what I did, and I even blew on it to remove the hair, to which he got excited. Hold on he did, hold on it. He then tells me that he was not a full capacity when we fused a week ago, and he needs a night with me to show me how

great he really is. Does he deserve another chance? Should I chill and let the whole thing go? Or shall I eat? Or should I eat that ass? And it hopes that the thing grows from a string brain to an eggplane. I honestly think that if you didn't shave this man ass already, that you need to go ahead and just let the whole thing happen. Do whatever you change his ask. Let me ask would you ever shave your man's ass crack? That's a different thing. I want

to say. Have been looking for love and when people say like, oh, what do you do for words? I'm like, um, yeah, So I thought it was good, bro, so hard. Question is she like, try at it even though the dick clearly is not big, but hasn't been able to stay hard enough for her to really feel it. So she wants to know if maybe she plays with his ass that his dick make grow bigger, because clearly he's into this. I don't know how. You just see here, they got

to be real good friends. Like I would shave like my man man's ass, And no, I'm not shaving his ass. I'm trying to think what I shaved? Why not? You might be right, I probably shaves. I don't know if I would blow to put the hair away when I'm done. I mean, it's like giving a whole hand. I feel like if I shave it, I'm not doing the cleanup. Oh you know that makes sense. That makes sense, but it makes sense. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. It's like a very intimate thing to do. Like I've

never had someone shaved me. I kind of want that. I watched it on Sex in the City, kid. I don't know if anyone shave me either. Um. I do think, ma'am, that you should go for it. I think you should definitely go ahead and just see what the sex is, Like, y'all know, I like because and apparently I'm obsessed with booty hole. So if a nigga like want me to like shave booty hole, that's real freaking kind of right.

But I think it's also that she she's not getting pleased by her partner, so this is like maybe something different. But I'm not gonna lie. If matters. If you're gonna go out though and cheat on your nigga, it needs to be with a nigga that's actually gonna please. I can't believe she shaved his ass. She shaved his ass, bro, I don't think oh anyway. I mean, you know what, if it's like, hey, you want to get in it,

I need you to help me. But you know what, so I'm not gonna lie because i'd be looking ass. There's definitely levels to the hair of a man's ass, and so I think it depends, dog. I think I think it depends like how hairy they are seven asshole, isn't that hairy? Like there's a little bit of here, but I'll still look if there's hair there, like, but if it's too hairy, I'm not looking through like feeling like I'm looking with his head, bro, It'll feel like

I'm looking yo, got damn scout. I think the main thing though, with like any kind of like anal play at all, for maintained, it has to be super or at least do it after the shower, if ship or peico matter comes out of it, like, it's just gotta be. It's gotta be. Yeah, it has to be. So. Ironically, the second one that I had chose, um damn both of these letters this week. Um the women are cheating on their man. Oh okay, um. So this one is titled the Horrible Wife. Jesus, I freaking love you ladies.

You were like, can y'all send pictures with your I want to know, send a picture you, Patty, I'm not gonna post nothing, No, but you still be like judge, No, I don't who was judging that We said, we said we got to cut this out. He was like, she's that was? He just mean, no, I want to know what your little nick I want to I want to see. Yeah. But then when we get sucking d m s of fucking piss on people in our dms, whole ass dick out one we chose. Okay, So it says I freaking

love you, ladies. You were like my soul sisters, and I feel like only y'all can understand me. Don't act like we just be cheating down Apparently we only understand cheating as maybe she's just a period. Let's get What I want to share with you is my horrible ways. I am a married woman. Oh, I been with her husband for twenty years. It was bound to happen. This is my horrible ways. Kick in. I married my high school sweetheart, so we've been together since my pussy started

growing pubes. Well, he ain't freaky, not the freak I need him to be. So I stepped out and I did it with my side Nigga, in which he was in the picture for ten years. Okay ten years half of the time. Okay. Me and my side love, Me and my side, love our sex. I told him my sexual fantasies and he's helped me achieved them. From DPS that I wanted to try to v D s M two role playing to everything we can come up with sexually makes me sad. He is my perfect sex partner.

Not only that he is might be a fef. He knows all my deep dark secrets. Knows all the men I sucked behind my husband's back. Okay, well it's still my side rider. That's a new name. Well, plot twist writer or diving on the side I like that side writer. Yeah, that's kind of lit. Here goes the plot twist bit. You ready, Well, the plot twists when one of the dudes we had DP with caught feelings. After we did the DP together, I wanted to do a one on

one with his friend. Well, wrong move. I became friendly with him for the purpose of keeping him around. So whenever I wanted to do t P again or do other sexual ship together along with my main side, he was there. Yes, I'm a horrible wife. Well homeboy caught feelings, knowing well enough, I'm married, not leaving my husband and family. I just want to have fun. Nigga felt so hard. He contacted my husband through social media to let him

know his life is a wore. You are he His feelings was because I don't like how you read like I'm this is dramatics here, what's instagram? My husband? This is this is in our email? My husband flipped. It was ugly, but we got through it. I confessed to my husband, but I confessed to my husband while we quote unquote separated, I went and did things I was curious about and that was it and it's out of my system now, so let's just either break up or move forward. He chose to stick with me and be

more sexual with me. It's been one year since the incident. He is not as sexual as I need him to be. The news of his wife being gang bang coming from one of my gangbangers directly has scarred him. He's told me he don't feel comfy fucking me because all he can think about is how you fucking and sucking other niggas out there, then coming home to do the same time. Mate, Now, come the bleep on. We already chose to stick it together and move forward, but he has to chase it.

Come to yeah, I ain't say bleep Come to bleep on. We already chose to stick together and move forward, but he hasn't changed sexually. Instead, I don't feel like sucking him because I know he's judging me. But still we have regular sex, not the funk I want. What do you suggest I do at this point? Help horrible wife and some guidance from my new BFFs. I look forward to hearing from you from your Latin crazy Listen. I need to know how rich your husband is. I feel

like he I don't think he's rich at all. Otherwise he would have been trying to google her email on it. I need to know, don't we see you'd be so you'd be trying to play investor gadget and ship. It's really interested in Like, I need to see what looks like invest gadget. This doesn't even feel like a real story, but I know it's a real story because it's a

real email. No, it's it's so crazy because I think people you can tell from the email this is real ship, So I think honestly, So this is what I've mentioned before. So as you guys know, monogamy is not for everyone. Um, we've talked about the alternative lifestyles that you could have with your partner. If monogamy may not be the part

for you. The fact that you're saying you're cheating but you're not being sexually fulfilled, and you're going out to seek these sexual um arousals and stuff from other men. I feel like this needs to be a conversation with your husband. I don't feel like maybe you're telling him exactly the things that you are enjoying. You're clearly enjoying DP. Well, the problem is like you're feeling guilty about what you've done, so now you feel I don't think he's feeling guilty.

He's making her feel guilty. No, no, no, she's enjoying it. Bro, she's feeling guilty about what she's done. So now she can't just sit there and be like I need this, this, and this, because you know you heard him. So it's like, how much can you really pull from someone that give you? I also, so my advice to you would be honestly, um, one or two things. At this point, you can really

only do one of two things. You need to open up and express that maybe you're interested in swinging, are going to a sex party or expressing these sexual fantasies outside of the bedroom without him, or maybe he can watch. I don't know if you would want to partake in that, because he's clearly judging that you've done it and come back to him. The only alternative to this would be to suggest an alternative lifestyle with your marriage or possibly

leave him. It sounds like all you're gonna do is cheat that's what it sounds like ten out of twenty you've been cheating but not know. I don't I don't want that's a lot, that's that's goddamn No. I just

don't want it. I just don't want it. Um. I feel like you either need to have a really deep talk with him, possibly even therapy if it's look at me with a therapy quote if you feel different, But if you feel like you want to stay with him and you feel like maybe you don't know how to get your no bitch your thoughts across to him and how to that's to how to discuss this to him to where he's not going to keep bashing you for

what you enjoy doing sexually. Um, you may need to find a median like someone to intervene with the conversation so that he can understand how you feel and you can understand that you did hurt him. So you got motto bit I'm choking, I don't choke on it. Um, But now I really think that, Yeah, it's a conversation you need to have with him, because it really doesn't

sound like you're gonna stop sucking. You clearly like double penetration, you like getting gang bang, um, and you like this sexual the sexual you know ship that you're doing with. She didn't say that their kids, right, um, I think she actually did. She said she's been married. She said family. Okay, So I can see how you don't want to leave because the family. I wouldn't leave if my kids, you know, really needed me to be I I can understand not

leaving for that. But I mean, your relationship doesn't sound healthy and you don't sound happy and bit if you've been married twenty years, you might be a little bit getting up though, don't do that. I'm just teasing, don't do that. But high school sweethearts, so I say, probably about short bros. Calmed down. She might only be like

thirty eight. Oh, but life is short. Like if you listen, if I'm approaching my forties, I don't want to sit here and waste ever, man, especially while you're listening to horrible decisions and here you're out, awesome, just good. At forty forty is an age where you should be. I'll be so excited, like I'll be talking to my friends like how am I so blessed? Like I don't know how I get this good as dick in real life bro,

I don't need it. And what he is an age where I think that you should be able to know yourself and get what you want. And it's just too much older to be like unhappy, like I feel like this is ship like young bitches? Are you really looking for us on HBO right now? I'm just HBO? It's called Vice on HBO at eleven pm? Wait do you see us? Bitch? Wait? I want to see Look the whole time she's been looking for us on HBO? Oh my, what did he say? That was talk too much? Yeah?

He talked? Just who did talk? You said? Thank you bitch? That stop talking. That's exactly what's Anyways, we're gonna go hit it. We're gonna go ahead and lock this up. Um again, if you guys have not yet, UM, please become a patron. If you've already caught up on all of our episodes, and I love that y'all are going through the archive and seeing us grow through this show and seeing the different guests that we've had on UM. If you guys are all caught up on all eighty

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Google Play. Um, and I believe just those two right now. Um, And I'm gonna go ahead and shout out Google Play for y'all Android Green Bubble Ask users, since apparently y'all think i'd be shaded. Android uses a lot bich I put all the hashtags to where they can find us and was like, oh, you're just not gonna put Google play. I was like, my bad with your green bubble an,

I ain't gonna lie. This one nigga that I talked to, well, actually I blocked him, but I told him I wasn't gonna unblock him because he took I message off his phone. I said, I don't want to see your green bubbles. So we can talk on WhatsApp, because what what's the problem what you send to me? I'm just saying, like I understand that, like some people need androids. It's like puts another like some people are heightened security. They need

to hack their ship, like I mean smartening. So you think your face matches mind that you could just log into my photo like on this phone. Oh yeah no, it's an ex bitch. Get I don't want that facial ship. I want facials, just not facial ideas. But these iPhones, like none of them have a fucking finger I'm fine without the finger print. Um, what else did I want to update you guys on? What did you want to see? Picture?

You can't screenshot? Well, can we finish recording and then because I know you'll be licking run out of here. Let me get let me get a proper audios to these motherfucker's. Anyways, I do want to shout out real quick to our YouTube subscribe ers. Y'all get to see us on video. This week, we kind of fell off a little bit. Y'all know, we're trying to trying different cameramn out because Alex is no longer motherfucking with us. R I p to hire Alex. We are all loud

speaker fan is all up all of that good stuff. Um, but free him. But we are working on getting you guys still video for the YouTube or whatever. Um and so we're coming back. We do love y'all. Thanks for your comments, thanks for being as interactive, and if you haven't yet, please follow us on Instagram at Horrible Underscore Decisions, follow the Twitter page which is ran by Wheezy at Horrible Pod, and follow me on Twitter at full Court Pumps Right, have my own fucking Twitter. Just talk to

me on there, yell at me on there. Also, if you're in New York on October, me and Jessie are having a live show. It's called Doze Talk Live, hosted by Mouth Jones. Check out my instagram for tickets to that is and me really and in Atlanta. It's going to be on December eighth with Tahoe Miami. I don't know, but it's gonna be nasty, it's gonna be cool. Um. And and also I will be in Chicago, um November for a week for work and a lot of you

guys are still hitting me up about Chicago. Um, and I don't think I'm gonna be a hole there, although I am trying to get these Bears tickets, so I hope I go. I do want to go to a game, um, but I am trying to meet some of y'all, so I don't know if I'm going to do it at a bar. I don't know if I'm gonna get something, but I am gonna probably meet you out not. I don't want to do brunch. I can't eat a lot, bro, my stomach is small. I hate when people want to

invite me to brunch. I can't eat, so let just drink um. But I am gonna be going ahead and posting for news on how you guys can meet me in Chicago. Um so um again, thank you guys yet again for tuning in to another episode of horrible decisions by