Ep82: Single Vs Relationships

gonna be a really fun show. Couples, ladies, gents whoever come, have a great time, have some laughs with us. UM ticket link is in my bio at Wheezy wtf on I g enjoy the show. Hi, Hi, guys, welcome to you another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl Mandy b and we and we are here yet again, just us to y'all. Have enjoyed um the sull episodes, you know as since the therapy. This is different. This is really different. I haven't been enjoying the chemistry just

a little bit. So we decided to you know, um, do a break with the guests for a little bit. We are lining up some really really really interesting guests for you guys though. Um, but in the meantime, you know, we was just gonna drop it off real quick. What y'all like, what's up? So do you want to update the money thing? What's going on? I know you? Was just in Orlando this past weekend. So I did a live show for a podcast called Rock Exchange. Was really fun.

People came out and to say, hey, I used to sucking a girl. I used to funk. That was interesting. My mom got drunk. I feel like that's every life. Let me tell you how actually, because you've had a guy you sucked in a girl you sucked absolutely everything. Oh wait a girl I fucked, right, But you don't be getting no Atlanta Dick in real life, So that makes sense. I mean I could, I could work my way up before. Um. So my mom gets wasted and they're asking me on the during the live show, like

how's the oldest guy you fucked. I'm like, oh, As, I'm like, I just sun that guy in the hands, and she's like, that's right, you did, David. I'm like, mom, mad loud. You know Ah's name wasn't, David. I'm like, what the fuss? She wanted to be on the show. Funny part of oh my mom, you know should want to jump up there. So the funny part about the live show is like every time I had a funny story to tell, I was like, you remember my mom?

She's like, um, it was a good time. I also don't want to get into something not crazy heavy, but here we go. No, No, you're gonna bring up what you just brought up in the sounding a little more personal. Um. I went to visit some family while I was there, obviously, and my my aunt, and I wanted some info from you guys, if you guys have any My aunt has um uterine cancer and it's like she got a hysteryict to me and it's turning into a mass um and

she's lost a lot of weights. She's going through chemo, and I'm like kind of trying to look up things online with um CBD oils. I've read under the tongue different things for diet. If you guys have any advice, or if you've been through this or family members have been through this, just an easy way to go through chemo and get her appetite back up, please, um send me some messages and stuff like that. Um, it was

it was really hard. I've never in my life seeing somebody at least that i've known, like go through just to see her lose weight, you know. And I'm trying not to act like I'm shocked, like I couldn't even go out the night like I was. I just was like, I know my aunt's going through this, I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go say hey, bro, I was fucked up for days like well, not only that again, if you guys do have any information, that would be good too. But and it sucks because I don't know her name.

I don't want to stay it wrong with. There was just a fashion blogger who just died of cancer, and it was so sad because I went back on her. I went back on her page and she just found out that she got cancer. In November. She went because she was having her stomach was having problems, so doctor found out she had cancer, started going through chemo and was like, you know, sharing her her journey and literally

less than a year passed away. And it was just so sad to even just watch in a in a pictorial like on her Instagram, someone changes, seeing someone's body changed before your eyes, Like, um, I mean it was crazy because it's like, you know, someone kind of knows her life is ending. Like she kept telling me to enjoy my life and stuff like that. She was like, you know, I'm never having tex again, Like I want to laugh, Like you can't have sex on chemo, not

that like just uterine cancer like she's got. She's making all these jokes and I'm just like, I feel like this is gonna be me, Like I want to talk. You know, it's really interesting to watch someone go through this. I'm sitting there with my eye who's going through chemo, my grandma on the other side, and my mom was like talking about dicks, and I'm like, how are we

doing this? But it's just funny how like you can connect and still enjoy and like try to even though you know maybe your time was cut short, just like really indulged in. Like I was just sitting there. Right after that. I went on Brilliant Idiots the day before and I was looking at these comments are like oh fun, this whole blah blah blah, and I was like, bro, it's crazy when you see something so much bigger than what's going on in your tiny little she couldn't complain

about anything, you know. I was just like, I'm cutting on these I mean, you know, not that's over, but a message and let me know what you guys think. Or I'm just kind of like trying to look stuff up and especially if you're in Orlando, that would be awesome too. I'm trying to think about something else that's new. Still haven't gotten Chick. That's a thing. Um, But you're

really only like probably one cycling with no Dick. Like one cycling doesn't really count until you hit two cycles because what you're like a month in l A was a month ago, it was like a month and a half. It's coming on too much. Okay, when your period comes again, then it's like, oh shoot, I didn't go through two cycles with no Dick. That's when it's real. If you just want to cycle without Dick's coming to two weeks. So I mean, you got two weeks to get Dick,

and I think you're gonna get something. You think I don't get into the universe. Jesus is gonna come back to you know, he's in He's in Europe right now. So that's kind of why that's you know, dwindled. You guys are asking me what happened to Jeeves? He's away, but um he's gonna come back, so that'd be nice. Also lover he boys back in town. But I feel like I'm not even don't do that, bro, No hang with her. I mean, but you're at you're talking to

the wrong one. Because I've literally, since i've lost the weight i've lost, I realized I'm only fucking niggas that was sucking me when I was fat. Well, I don't even want to fun No, no niggas because it's like, you ain't heavy at my biggest you're not my finest beach like you don't it don't matter, I literally, I mean outside of like it's weird, Like I don't think you're shape change. Does that makes sense? No? I mean, but to be sixty pounds down, it's a whole lot different.

You're scarier, but you're shaped like you still could but I know you're like so by the way, y'all, um, I went to see Mandy when you know she had her surgery in this bitch in the hospital bit. I don't even know if you remember that day I came to see her, and so you think I'm because you was the first bitch I saw out of surgery. I wasn't expecting that ship. I was like, oh, it's you, all right, Well, I don't want you to wake up by yourself, because like I kept calling and I was like,

was she gonna wake up? She's gonna wake up? And I just thought that would be horrible to wake up alone. I think your friends, I do sit alone, bro, rock out. I would have been good. But Mandy was like so lethargic, and she looked at me. She's like, oh, thank you so much, we're coming, bro. I'm gonna lose my ass, bro, And I'm like, I literally that's all I can think. And I feel like I did lose my ass. Actually my ass is not what it used to be. My

hips neither on the thighs. I'm glad they've gone down a bit, Like I'm not gonna lie. So I just um. So, if you guys saw, I was in Atlanta this past weekend. I did a panel discussion for Black Snow album East Alanta love Letter, and it a wonderful album if you haven't yet downloaded, it's so good and I love him as artist he's super amazing. Um. So I did the panel with Dustin from The friend Zone, Passport Cutty Um, the Deska from Everyday Struggle. It was just a really

good panel. We talked about love, sex and relationships. Um. But I want to talk about my trying to find an outfit for this panel. I had this dressed that I was gonna get. I wanted to be like classy and cute because I didn't want to be all like a hoe or nothing like that. I was like, this is out of school. It was at Georgia State, and you know we'd be real classy for our live shows. So I was like, let me keep this vating. I don't know. I think it's because we talked so raunch

so raunchy. I was like, let me come, I ain't gonna lie. We go on the Mouse Mouse's live show. My fuck. Well, by the time you guys hear this, yeah, well y'all see the outfits by didn't. But anyway, so I'm looking for outfits to wear and I'm like, Okay, I don't want to look like a hole. Let me make sure my cleave is not too out, but I want to show my curs. So I ended up going shopping and this is kind of like I'll end up posting about this later, but six months ago, well, no,

what are we in September? Eight months ago, I could not wear jeans. I wasn't fitting jeans. Everything I owned and everything I wore had to have stretch. So I ended up going with my homegirl to Forever twenty one and she was like, girl, they have jeans here, and I was like, girl, Forever twenty one gans ain't fitting me. This was skinny. How said the same thing about H and M. Girl went into Forever twenty one ended up

fitting all three jeans that I picked up. I can't imagine what it must feel like to be to fit in jeans like that was my excitement. So I was like, but I'm wearing jeans, bitch, I'm gonna buy some heels, not gonna wear some jeans with a cute little blouse. And so that's what I was. UM and jeans at Forever twenty one. B Yes, it was a twenty eight. Maybe maybe that one has stretched, but it was a twenty eight. Um, and then my other pair was a

side of eleven. Wow, So I'm excited. That was That was like almost it was almost like tear jerking for me to like be able to just everything that I picked up I fit because that's that wasn't my experience like eight months ago. So that was exciting. I had a great time, ended up going to the club, got drunk as fun and then as y'all know, I did have dick lined up, so a dick of mindful green eyes. I'll show you green eyes. I don't know if you

know all my friends no green eyes. Um, but he I can't say that because then that's gonna let it know what team he's on. And I'm just we're not gonna do that. But but he flew in freaking what Okay, I got Okay, I'm still sucking athlete dick. Okay, Jesus Christ a basketball player through flew in for you. Don't do this, bitch, I got pool. Honey, thank you. Okay, I'm doing this day. I said, I am doing it a bit in Atlanta. Since you ain't flew your ass up to New York, I know Atlanta may be closer

for you. So and he's like, I might be able to make that happen, and he made it happen, and honey, I um fitted in every time I could. So I got it after the club and then I got it after brunching between a photo shoot. So, no wonder you couldn't flirt with you? Yeah? Yeah, so but I had to dick lined up. It was good. I was happy. Ain't that the worst when you be in the club like this dude is cool? But I do gotta get some good so you want breakfast? No, but the dick

was and it was so good. Oh my god. But I was so drunk. The first night, I just woke up and there was a condom on the pillow. There was three condoms on the floor. I was like, God, but he didn't come. Four times. We just kept switching it out and head and but I was like, why am I sleeping next to a fucking condom? I was just not here for it, Like I was like, I gotta change my life. Not only that. Wait, this is the worst part about it, let me tell you. So.

My homegirl calls me. I'm dead. I feel like I just got hit by motherfucking car. That's how I know how drunk I was. I'm hungover. She calls me. She's like, all right, I'm on my way. I said, okay, bitch, I know she lived in like Douglas Vield, so I was like, I got some time. So bitch, I fell back to sleep. She called me back, I'm downstairs, so I was like, oh, ship, bitch, I'm coming. I still had to pack all my ship together to get out of the room, so I packed everything up. Don't shower.

I was like, fun, we just go on a brunch. I'll shower before my photo shoot. So we're in her car and I'm like, fuck, I didn't wear a necklace last night. I thought I had a fucking rash. So I'm like rubbing my neck. White start to drip. Wait, so I look at the mirror. Bitch, it's dried nuts all of my neck. I because he did come on my face, but I thought I call a pearl necklace. There should be Wait. I also learned that from Sex in the City. No I swear to guy, so your face.

My friend was like, bro, you so fucking nasty. I was like, he came on my face. I didn't know. I thought I got the sluttiest ship you might have ever said. Hold on, let me think the toe with your asked last week was pretty bro. The toe did not go in my by the way, I so like I had been Mandy's been super busy, so I've been posted the episode, so I've been doing titles and I'm like,

why would she call it that? I don't know because that's exactly what we talked about, and I didn't write a toe bitch, That's why it was morning and I freaking asked. Somebody on Twitter said, yeah, Mandy, trying to keep your jee No, I didn't remember he did. Oh what? Oh yeah, you're fucking terrible things. How two weeks ago the list getting titles for nail beds sixty six seven toes thumbeat, thumbling a foot to ask callous remover, that's terrible.

He has some smooth toes. That's probably why I was giving him a lap. Dawn, Oh my god, I forgot to tell you what happened in Orlando. Wait? Are we ever going to get to anything else? I'm gonna tell you about this ship. I go to Gringos Locos. I'm walking because I'm I'm downtown at my old apartment. Right you're knocking them live there. So I'm walking to the club and by myself. I'm like, let me just grab some foods. I love this food at gringos locos. I'm

sitting down. This is someone who doesn't know me, and he's black, because it sounds like some white people. Ship. I'm sitting down waiting on my food. He's like, man, those are just magnificent. So I turned around, like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, I'm talking about your I'm talking about your feet. What are you a size seven a half? Seven a half? Yeah, it looks like a seven half. I'm like, oh, I don't know. Why do you be acting like you've been getting so

nervous as ship. I feel like, when you because someone in public, you're gonna kill them. Andrew actually said the story once right. He's like, yo, you come into a girl. You're like, yo, I love your hair, it's so pretty. Oh I love your outfit. Oh wow, nice feet? What do you a fucking serial girl? Yeah? You get I'm telling you, then get my food. It wasn't ready. I sit back down. He's like, what do you order? I was like, oh, I just got chips and dip. He's like,

I'll tell you what. You can order whatever you want. If I could take a picture I said of what. He's like, oh, I guess you're not into it. I'm like, you want to buy me some tacos to take pictures. You should have let him. I would have let him to take a picture of my feet. Ye, go ahead for my free tacos. Yes, I definitely would have got tacos many. I don't give a fuck its tacos that weren't wouldn't have been paid out of my cot. Then

answer this question. If tacos cost ten dollars, you could get a picture on my feet for ten dollars cash at me? How, yes, here, do you know what ten dollars you really send? A ten? Not only that I put a curlic on my big toe, it's five dollars of toe, So now you're paying for the curlic on my toes. So yes, it works out that way. You want to see You can't really see my toes. Why do you put a cylic on it? Because they got broke and I liked them all to be even, so

I said make it cute. Any Who, I do want to say real quick, now that we're talking about feet, when y'all real quick, when y'all right us and y'all talk about like how we're making you more explorative and how we're changing your sex lives. Didn't. But I didn't think that I would be the one to be looking at feet differently now so girls, and we'll talk about it on the next episode. But when I was seven

last I gave him a whole foot massage. It was probably my very first foot massage that I've ever given. I was rubbing his feet. No, not a foot him and shut the funk up. Okay, let's let's get on with the with the what's on the back for today? What did I say? I said, Oh no, no, we're not gonna do ask cans from all right. Someone sent this to us on Twitter and I also saw it myself. Wait wait, can I pause real quick before we get off the Atlanta show real quick or me being in Atlanta.

I do want to sit here and give a huge shout out. Um the listener who wrote us in when we had rory about her man being interested in trance and her finding out on the phone she was at the show. Beautiful bitch, I was beautiful, beautiful girl. I just want to give you a shout out. Thank you for writing in, and thank you for letting us know that that was you, and thank you. Yeah, I just want to give her a shout out because she was super cute and I was like, oh, you're the one

with the boys. Would love to meet someone like randomly out that's done homemale, that did homemail. It was super Drake cancel Drake concert was canceled at this event, so everybody that was in Miami like came up like it was really sweet, really fucking Like isn't it funny when you just meet like fans of the show and they're like really pretty like we had Oh we have some bomb ass. Look, thank you Rock Exchange EDDIEV for bring me out. Appreciate this so Vanilla ship headline is Controversy

surrounds a robot sex brothel. It is set to open in Houston. Wait, a robot sex prothel in Houston all places in the next ten days, says the business partner for a Canadian sex doll rental company called Kinky s Dolls. If you've ever seen an HBO drama West World, you might be familiar with the concept of fucking a robot. Um. Yeah, it's gonna be a hundred and twenty dollars an hour. Um, that's how much they charge for the place, and being charged less than that you can get real pussy for

less than of the robot. Plus you know that you can't get something from the robot. Maybe I don't know you you would do robot for fun, for fun? I don't know. I just felt like white people should I just for fun. Um It says our love dolls goal is to provide intense pleasure. We provide deep I bet it is and satisfying experiences, both in the way we feel and moved. We will allow you to fulfill all your fantasies without any limitations. It's just like the real thing.

We always get fresh for you and we sanitize with antibacterial products after every session. I'm trying to think what could a sex doll not be able to do if I had a fantasy? What could it not be able to do? It can't piss on you, Maybe they probably can on real sex. When I was a kid, because I was a disgusting child, I UM watched this episode where like they jerked it off and like this the seaman came out. These girls had like a thresome with it.

Um It says that it could the city may see it as a public nuisance um and ultimately push the location out, but um, it may be an offensive business, but I mean it sounds pretty like even the brothel in the in in Vegas. I think it's still some ways off the strip, like it's out outside. Yeah, it's outside of the Repper. Senatives for the city of Houston also that they haven't heard of the business, and this public spokesper spokesperson says they could not determine if the

company had filed for proper permits. Um. Now, I know that video booths are legal like in some areas and New York and stuff like where you can like jerk off in them and stuff, but I don't really know about this. I Um, I would fuck a robot, but I would not fucking used robot. So you're gonna buy your own robot? Like, well no, no, I'm just saying, like if it was like someone's home and they had the robot there just for like parties, what's the difference of using maybe a sex toy that you use with

one person and use it with another. Well, I think mainly because like I've been in those booths and stuff just to see what it's like, and they feel really skiezy, So I think that I just would be kind of creeped up by going in it. I feel like that's actually a part of what people would enjoy like so that sometimes I get really like sometimes I can't find a new porn so I end up like really deep

in porn hub like on some weirdo ship. But the glory whole ones where they where they suck a dick through like on the wall, Like those places all look really I like when yeah, there's that they suck the dick and they don't know what the dick is attached to or anything. Like you're literally sucking a dick through a hole, telling me they've done a grow glory hole. I can't say your name a friend of mine, I really would you do a glory hole? She's forty? Which

money would you do a GLORI heal for? Okay? Wait, how much condom? Dick? No, you gotta suck it with new condom? I don't know, man, Okay, but you knew it was a clean dick, A hundred percent guaranteed, A hundred percent guaranteed, it's a clean dick, and you just suck it. But you don't know what the person looks like. But you're sucking this dick. How much money. You gotta do it, you don't. I don't want to go too low, bro, So I'm gonna write down my price. Now, this is

the lowest you would go. The loways I would go to suck a dick through a glory hole that you was confirmed clean. It was confirmed clean with no condom. All right, all right, so don't be out here making me look like no ho dog, I'm not gonna live low. Okay, I say this. I think this is um. Yeah, this is this is a good number. Um all right, papers hold bro, yours better not be um. You're gonna make me look bad. Yeah. I was for sure you real quick.

So hope, I hope I give it back. Listeners, if you're listening, I want to say I would purpose you can't do. Nobody better offer that that's low for me, Bro, Nobody better offer me this money to dick. That's all I'm saying. I was just you in it, for instance, So weasy put a thousand dollars I put I was for sure you do me five hundred dollars. But that's the uber money that I get from Nigga's chill. I don't know why, I don't how don we always do this well the last time. What what what to get

fucked through the glory hole? Oh, let's get through the glory hole. Wait without a condom? With a condom? Girl, what a condom? I'm going down. I'll probably do two thousand. You would rather fuck from she I would go for two thousand. Hold on, you would charge second dick, But fucking dick would be cheaper with a condom. Sucking the dick with the condoms you know, Oh it's clean, Yeah, I mean I don't know. Yeah, I don't think what it's like. I'm fucking I put a really high price

just because I just wanted. You just wanted that's all. You just wanted to make up, no bitch, Okay, okay, Honestly, I think I would take it back. I really actually taking it back. Now we're not doing it. We're not. By the way, I love how you guys like um were very interactive with us when we did the bucket List episode. So please the police send in to us. Um. I guess what you're going right, would be for a glory hole, Dixon, I'm at about to really trash. I

don't even okay, So Kink of the Week. It's not necessarily a kink. Oh god, I have such a bad um. But it is something really interesting. We got it from I think her name is q Becky from Instagram. Um, she wrote us in and she said, hey, ladies, have you ever heard of sex xomnia? Also known as sleep sex. It's a distinct form of parasomnia, or an abnormal activity that occurs while an individual is asleep. Sex xomnia is characterized by an individual engaging in sexual acts while in

none rapid I move it. So what is this like sleepwalking? Sleepwalking and sleep asleep? It's only one person sleep for both people asleep, I don't know the individual is engaging in a sex act while asleep. I definitely master, But I think I talked about this how like I'm scared to sleep in the bed with like my mom now because you said you met you rub your pussy while you sleep. Well, I'll just be waking up wet sometimes. But I think those are just from my dreams, because

my dreams be really pussy marinade tonight. It does marinate you, right, I'd be waking up having a white honey. I'll be like, babe. But um, I don't know if I because even when I'm sleep and a nigga goes to fuck me. I wake up. Yeah, Like I don't think I could have sex sleep. So I dated a dude that had serious sleepwalking issue, a fireman. I have talked about this and it was so intense, but he had went through some really crazy stuff as a fireman, um that he would

wake up. One one night he woke up with like a bat or his hand over and me trying to protect me from like someone that I couldn't see, and he was fully asleep. Oh I ain't got time. Like that ship was scary, the ship out of me. And the scary thing is if you waked him up, apparently like it's worse. Oh yeah, that's what I saw that on a movie or something, and maybe that is just a movie ship. What oh stepbrothers, step brothers. Bit I was. I was like, I know I've seen this and when

you wake him he starts beating him up. Yeah, but I was really terrified, but he didn't want to hurt me, but like he just was over like protecting it. I'm not gonna lie. I just slept again and he was talking to his sleep and that ship. I had to tell him the next morning, like you you might need

to get that checked. I don't know, just a whole lot of talking, but he's knocked the funk out because then in between the talking man they can just start talking and then he and I'm like, whoa hold, hold on, now hold it was just an intense dream where you're talking. I mean, yeah, it could have been. But when you're with someone who's not all the way sleep, it's a problem. So I just felt like it was a problem. I

don't know. I didn't like it, but I used to snore and Nick, one of my niggas, recorded me snore and it was like, I don't snore anymore. He snoring terrifies me. Man sleep. My friends traveling with me hated it. So kink of the week, I mean horrible decision for this week is a single versus relationship? What is better? So I thought it would be fun to do this because Mandy and I are both single and we have both talked about so I don't want to be single anymore.

But I know that I but I do, but I don't. It's I haven't seen um. So what I went I did because like I was thinking to myself, like how how much I'm enjoying being single, and but I have such a relationship person, I'm like, Okay, what is really better? Like? What am I? Am? I complaining more about being single? Or do I complain more when I have a man? So I went on I G and I asked, people with your current relationship status, can you tell me what's better?

What's worse? How do you feel about it? Um? So here's what? Damn? Should I say their names? No? Okay, I'm in a relationship and the best part is always having someone to go through good and bad times with, like having almost an in house best friend. Wait, real quick, how many of these do you have? Like? Four or five? You know I can't stay any read, But just like everything, you gotta take the good with the bad. So the worst part for me is actually the best part, meaning

that I don't always like having him around. There's no me time. You can't just make decisions without running them by your significant other first. But I mean, I love my man. Next would be my thing that I don't think I would want. I don't think because because of how I move. Even if I were to be in a relationship with someone, I don't think I would want anyone who feel who felt like they report that. I don't want to report to know guy, report to my

own mom. Like the relationships, right, So we were saying we me and you were saying that, but when Taomi was on here and we're like, you don't ask a man where he added to a I mean, well, to meet there's a there's still a respect factor. Like if we're dating and we lived together and I know that you come home every you don't want to ask. I'm not about to ask you to do Hey, babe, I'm stepping out. I'm still I grabing drainks. I'm not gonna ask you if I can go hang out with my friends.

I don't like, There's no way I'm going to do that another guy, it's the guy. Sorry. Relationship status five years single, about the same amount of time since I've slept with anyone. Zero sexual assaile charges, but five million, seven hundred and three thousand porn hub visits and counting. Never been happier someone else. I think it's a woman who's probably gonna have problems, like when he finally does suck. Yeah, for sure. Worst part of being single people's assumption that

I'm not complete or that I'm unhappy. Best part having confidence to do whatever the funk I want when I want by myself. I eat at a three star Michelin restaurant solo every month. Another woman best part real quick? Can we like comment on because for that when I think, I think, well, not only that, I think it's so funny how people tie like worth and value like by

whether you're single or taken. And I think women do this we I actually spoke about this in Atlanta, like where women will value themselves, And I saw it recently on Basketball Wives. Um, this woman has a child and is married and was talking down on one of the other castmates because she was like, you wish she was in my spot. You're not as good as me, because if you was, you'd have what I have talking about, like a husband and a child. And it's crazy because

I don't. I think that I'm my best self single right now. And I also have mentioned it on the show before. I think you've got to be happy with yourself and confident with yourself before you could be happy

with yourself and confident with someone else. That I'm learning and it's not necessarily confidence that's an issue with me, But I keep wondering, like, why do I seem to be a better person while I'm in a relationship, right, And I think it's because and trying not to be a home as much because now you just actually that is what it is. Like. No, no, no no, I have on a better schedule when I'm in a relationship. I'm like more, um, okay, I'm gonna go to gym at

this time. Like I'm setting dates. I make like really clear schedules while in a relationship days we're gonna see each other, and I like working around that. When I'm single, is trying to get drinks. Oh, I'll just be like

I'm not out of the word. We got that. I don't care, like I mean even to the point where like like as you guys know, I'm in sales my best months, Like I've looked at I was like, oh I was in a relationship, like because I'm not like rushing to leave to go run to some fucking party. And not only that, Yeah, we we got this live show with Mouse on Thursday that don't start so late.

What I've Friday we both got work and he's like, well, there's this place, you know, Michael Jordan and Jesse Williams and all of them were there, so I think that, oh, I'm asked after and I asked Mandy out on a date. You guys. I was like, okay, sure. I was like, it's black, I promise because she's like, we gone there all white cliffs. Listen. If there's only two black people in the club walking, no, I'm telling you. I'm telling

you now. I'm telling you now. If there are sprinkles of black people in there, I'm using over left credit and I'm taking my ass back to the b ask any black people you went during an event. So I'm just wanting to make sure a random Thursday, even on a random Thursday evening, there's gonna be more than three black people in there. So you go to this place and that we go to the Anthony. It's called Thursday. We are not going to be bad. Who who's club

hopping on a work night? What do you mean? That's what I'm talking about. This is what you could do when you live in Lower East Side. I gotta transport back to the b at Okay. So I also want to say, you said on our Patreon episode like the White Club, and you do like I like bougie Ship, which just so happens to be white. But here's the day. No no, no no, because when I'm with black people

that in life. I'm sorry. Yeah, I love all that restaurant, like fucking when the restaurants turned the club of that ship. But hold on. I also want to say, in Florida, all I do is black gloves. In the South, I'll do is black lives. And I think it's just because I don't really follow black clubs in New York like that.

There's really none left in real life, Like they are in the same clubs that you go to, but there's certain nights like you have Up and Down Sunday Sunday and yeah, if you ask for a club and I'm like, no, they're there anything. They don't dancing like that where they don't you know what I mean, Like I am trying

to get I like to sit down with my drink. Well, I don't know, you know, she always did it, so anyway, the next person said not to say the best part about being single is not having to deal with another person's emotions or having to explain yours. I disagree with that only because when you're single, you're dealing with multiple people's emotions, multiple people's I'm not explanation. So I don't know how single or dating. I mean, wait, is that the same? I mean like you might be casually dating.

I'm really casualting. Um. Worst part about being singles not having regular sex that you can completely let your guard down with four even just having that male energy and scent. Disagree with you missed me some niggas man, damn a bitch. Ben cellibus is January one, so I might be a little bit, But anyway, I love you. With Mandy, listen, I don't know if you sell a bit or you just haven't gotten fun till you want to tell that lie like Mandy used to, That's not what we're gonna do.

Mandy was like, oh, I'm celibate, sellttle bit, Like three months. I was sell a bit because you didn't get dick. Doesn't mean yes. So I was cellibate because I didn't get dick for three months. Three months, that's like four periods. Bro Celibacy is a sacrifice. It was I was sacrificing. You shut up if I want to call it celibacy. That's what I'm not going through right now. You're going

through a drought. I know it's probably one period off if you reached four periods, then you can say okay, bitches, because I was sell ale bit you. You sell us in elivacy until you found Dick that was worthy and then it became real consistent and now you know here um. So then I wanted you guys just to hear this because I feel like we may have a lot of single people that listen to this and I have just two comments, and then I want to read um that

I really appreciated. So I asked people in a poll on Instagram, if you are in a relationship, in your current relationship, have you ever faked happiness for the Graham. One thousand, seven hundred and seventy two people said yes, Seven hundred and sixty people said no, mad people fake that ship for the grand This girl said, I faked happiness for two years and it was only because I

didn't feel complete without him. But I've come to learn that my happiness lives with him myself, and I'm not tired. She don't listen to the show, bitch, That's what I said all the time. Your happiness comes from within. Everybody says, well, I say it more, God damn it. And you can't say you gonna try to get happiness from another partner. It's just not gonna know what the thing is. I

think that's confusing with that. It's just that I want to say, is I think that people think that another person will make them happy because we are always told that happiness is from having other people, like, you know, be around your friends and stuff. Everything that it seems like that's gonna make you happy is extroverted and has other people surrounding that. So you just kind of assume that if you add someone then to do these things with and do all these activities that people tell you

to do ship with, that you'll be happier. But um extroverts too, So I don't know. One girl said I have been faking happiness for a while. I've been with my husband since I was eighteen and he was thirty two when we got together. We have a kid together. I'm no longer in love with him, I'm not attracted to him to it all, and I want to be

happy and live my own life. I was a baby when I got with him, and I'm almost twenty eight now that's time is and I've grown into a wonderful woman, no longer a little girl's just really hard when there's kids in history evolved. I don't want to hurt any more of these people because they're getting on my nerves. They need to go see a therapist for one, not what I feel like. They need to go visit a therapist. Um,

but not only that, like I don't to me. Uh, those are like people who I don't know if they're insecure. I don't know if they lack confidence. I don't know if they're just dependent on these other people. But all or maybe all of it in one but remember eight eight. You really don't know ship else, bro, but you change.

But for you to sit here and write it and say you're so miserable, yeah, you have your like I like b I was miserabilable when I was here you know who towards it and I didn't know how to leave because I didn't know. Man, that's bullshit. You read some books, Um, what's the one that all the people reading? Um? You know what, a lot of them don't feel like when they get out there, they're going to have ship

because here you go, well you in your relationship. Your friends might not know how bad it is, but they've been bitching to you about how they're on tender, how negatation ship, and so you're like, well, say I will say, I will say this, they are not real real quate quick. I do want to say that, um, for everyone who is listening and who is single, single is fun. It kind of is. But as hard as fun it is.

I don't want to stay here and make it seem like, oh, single is so great, because um, it is hard as fuck. Um because these niggas ancient niggs to be trying to come over and chill just for some weed and Netflix, and I'm like, no, I'm gonna disagree with you here. I in this moment, I can say I have been more stressed while in a relationship to you hop out of them and hop into new ones. But like the three weeks between love a boy and jeez, but it's

a month and a half. So anyway, I want to say though, like I mean, look, I'm twenty seven, I've had some boyfriends, had some single periods in my life, and I can say that being single is the most is more excuse me not, the most is more stress free and in a little bit more happiness with relationships. I feel like we all go through a longer break up period when you're like, no, it's not working, things

like that. But I have been more stressed on relationships because relationships are a lot more work and effort, whereas being single, it's just like all I gotta do is work on my own ship. Yet now I would say the stress comes from the dating part then, because you do, Um, when you're single, you are inviting all these different again, like I said earlier, like maybe you're inviting all these

different niggas. Dude, I don't invite all these chill I got my niggas that come in town from time to time, and then I got seven. That's it. Only new ye be like not actively on dating app or anything right now the first time in my life. Um, I'm not swiping anymore in a relationship or not. When I was a lover boy and wild dating jeeves still on apps, never like using them, but like they were never deleted. Now I'm with them ships the only app I'm trying to get on, and you're trying to get me on

this show. I'm trying to get on Rio, bitch, and I feel like Rio will be great because I'll meet someone that's just another quote unquote creative. Maybe they're in and out of town. But it could be casual enough for me to deal with or not. But I have a feeling I'm gonna be single, so I'm like thirty. It's crazy because we still get so many messages about online dating and I'm like, but I don't even use

and ships no more. It's just way too much work. Oh. I talked about this on Brilliant Idiots and our Patreon episode about like how the dating app apps, how you can swipe and it feels like a game and ship bro. I met a girl who's creating a dating app um and like doing all kinds of analytics to check the patterns, and so she's telling me she's doing a test run right now. Right we were talking in Orlando. She told me that it's crazy how she's testing out profile pictures

with like glasses, body language things like that. She's like, the number one pose that women get swiped on is standing up with one hand on their hip and a head tilt. And I was thinking, like, every that's apples My mom my, mam didn't got on me. She when she came up here. Um, she was just up here a couple of weeks, a couple of months ago, a couple of weeks ago. Um, she came up here and of course saw my whitelaw. She was like, ma'am, you

need to change these poses. You need to learn how to pose like a skinny girl because you still look really thick on your Instagram because you tying your stomach. Don't know, bitch, I'm trying to pote this ass out that I lost. Bitch, fuck you me. So she's like, you need to know how to way too long, So we need to get to homemail. Um, okay, let's get I want to reach you this fucking homemail that someone sent my personal email. I didn't even realize it was

on Instagram. Hi wheezy, my name is Mike. I'm from Atlanta. Come see me in December, twenty years old, married with two kids. And I have a question about a myth. By the way, I do not know the answer for this. I did not ask Dr Kim. I just wanted us to have a laugh. Okay, not long ago, my wife and I was having six And why you change the voice because he said, not long ago my wife and I was having sex and she was performing oral on

me like a true champ. I busted one that was one month overdue, and they went into straight straight in both of her eyes. She freaked the funk out, running out of the room like a chicken with her head chopped off. I tried to calmer down, she was too busy yelling I'm blind. Then she ran into the wall, leaving a little hole in it with her forehead, so holding back laughing, I know I'm gonna chump. I want to laugh. Helped helped her up and I took her

to the bathroom the rentside her eyes. She was like, it's still some of my eyes. I could still feel it swimming. So this is the part. I have a question. Can you feel sperms in your eyes? I say no, because they're too small to feel. My wife swear up and down you can't. And I always call her crazy and laughter the time she was freaking out. Then she always come back at me talking about how you know, has a nigga busted in your eyes? Then? Is there

something you need to tell me? And I always reply no, I dropped the conversation. It's been going on a year since there going on a year and I still have something amazing, and I still have to do something amazing to get aheads these days. Since furthermore, I really enjoyed listening to y'all. I'm really happy for y'all staying together and creating contact. I'm a truck to iver, so all I do is listen to the whole loudspeaker network lineup. Thanks ladies for the laughs, and I'll be listening to

your next epilode now. Neither you know, good god, damn well, good guy, damn well. I could feel I'm swimming. I'm trying to think. No, I don't even think there's technically technically we feel the wind. And isn't that like microscot you know what she was what she thought was swimming. I think she might have felt it like in her eye, like moving around her I like to come. But the consistency. What if you had lotion in your eye, you could

feel it moving? You can't feel because your water ducks like get a whole lot to help with whatever is in your eye, like your eyes become in one like drop. Let's let's guess. Don't look, no, don't look, I'm a say that must be right. Maybe we read it before wait, look it up. I thought it was evens. I thought it was Oh you said seven thousands. Oh, I said seven d thousands? How many sperm? I think seven? How many sperm? And I thought release? No way, how much

I was closer? Did I get the prignet night? What? What is it? Okay? Okay, okay, twenty million to a hundred million sperm cells in cald a million leader of ejaculate. That's a sper healthy sperm count. Yeah, that's that's a sperm count. Yeah. That means like I hope, no, no, no, yes, bro, like millions a little baby sperms come out. Bro. That's why. That's why when you be telling me, oh my god, I can only get pregnant between this window autumn, little

sperms can swim in. An average man ejaculates, he releases a hundred million spir Wait that's kind of gross. Now this can't be right. That's kind of is that right? Look? Wow? Now, I'm really don't want to call you the Indian, but Ben, do you have doctor like doctors in your family? I told you what of course he did. So like pastic science, there's come on everything in lawn order. That's how they find out the perpetrators. How long does it take for a sperm to die in open air. Oh seven days

in your pussy? Well, we know you looked at at Plan B. Don't. What is the average time? Wow? This is just Google related to searches. What is the average time guys last in bed? Uh? Thirty three seconds to forty four a minute? Not money? By the way, I saw a statistic window. How what is the average four minutes? Five point four minutes? That's a quickie. How far do sperm swim a minute? Five? Oh no, I'm a sick funk. I like a quick funck. I know, I know you

hate it. I was listening. I don't give a funk. I was listening about Boys. By the way, if anyone wants a new podcast to listen to, I know we all miss Jesus and Mary Bodega. Boys is lit and I never really hear people talk about it, but it's so good. They sound like they just literally get there. It feels like stand up, back and forth. It's so good. Meryl was like I was in the club, you know, I wasn't trying to listen to it, and I was just like, it was so hard. I did not mind you.

This is how much I didn't even want to like download it to my phone because I want to give him no plays. So I was watching it on YouTube and then they post the next day how he got the most YouTube downloads. I said, funk, I still help that nigga. I was not trying to download this road. When I went to the club. When I was in l A, me Van and Erica um Mila from Good

Mom's Bad Choices, we went to the club. They played so much Kanye, and every time they played Kanye, the nigga sat down, didn't move and I ain't even gonna lie. They had one pop on it was can't tell me nothing. I was like, he don't give a head and I didn't even go. And then I liked the vocals on there. I was like, this little pump guy doesn't sound too bad. Let me check out some more of this little pump guy.

I really like the vocal boone pregnant. If you wipe sperm inside, y'all gotta get better better with how long does the sperm take to reach to a two hours? Even though a man can ejaculate forty million to fifty millions, A lot of say she can't feel it. She can't because it's so small. Look at a little table spoon is millions in there. No, bro, you do I love Bukaki, like you just imagine all that ship. I don't know. We have good for the baby during pregnancy. By the way,

there's a chick on Instagram. I don't know if you guys know Marzi Jane. She's so fucking dope. She's black. Her husband I believe he looks white. I think he's white, and they just have a kid. She's like really dope. Like she does a lot of breastfeeding feeding videos and stuff. I want her to come on and talk about interracial relationships and fucking while you got a baby in the house. We need a fucking new mom. There's plenty of them, I know, I know them, Like why aren't we having

more moms on the show talking about babies? And we just got to where we could even talk and plan this together, so like, what are you talking about your episode? Right? Calm down, we'll know. Because people were like always talk about like running out of content. I'm like, bro, there's

so much. I don't know if you saw. So I do want to shout out to our listeners, and I don't want to ask for more from you guys, but we just recently got a d M on our Horrible Decisions page, and it's a girl who showed a guy naked and was like, I just pissed all over him? Did you see that in our Horrible Decisions? So I do have Did you see what I posted? What? This is a d M for a guy that was in my life talking about his him and his wife. I

did see that. So someone sent us a picture though, of basically him laying on the floor before and then him soaking wet with p after. This is a message I got from a follower on Instagram. When my fiance and I piss on each other, it's sometimes plan, sometimes it's not. We have carpet in our room, so we're always in the bathroom in the living room. We both like it all over our bodies and on our face.

I love it when she pissed on me then rides my face, like today, I've had over a gallon of water because we plan on having a pissing session tonight after dinner with a few friends. They're going to be in New York in April, and the hell I am in April, bitch, I'm still trying to make plants for October. Let's not do we have one more homemail before we get on up out of here. We do. Hold on, let me read it out, let me see the picture while I get this. I am really excited to see

this fucking soaked ass dude. Man, he just willingnessly sent. How did I missed this? Ship? BROA, wha you missed that? Whoa whoa you miss that? Whoa A whole last naked ass body? We piss all over it there definitely, and they're black. I do want to share that they're black. Look your best life, bro. I can't stop looking and looks. Okay, well it looks like he had a shower, right, but

it's she's standing over Yeah, wow, she lived. I don't know she got mad flags in her bio though, but this is a black couple and she decided to share with us. So okay, thank you. So subject should I tell her her boyfriend's dick is whack? This sounds good? Hey, girls, So I'm just starting to explore threesomes in couple dating. I used a nap and found a cute girl who invited me over. By the way, stop asking us about threesomes.

Clip on the fucking seriously, y'all gotta look, we have a ton of episodes that I think even may have the word threesomes in the number two the threesome that I had, and then number seventeen was a unicorn just getting But there's a ton of episodes. Oh and then I shared a threesome with one of the niggs I was working his baby mama. Like, we shared a lot of threesome stories on here is what we're saying, all right. Probably usually this nigga right here, this is probably use

an app. There's one called thrender. That's just me telling ya, so you'll gonna stop writing us. And I found a cute girl who invited me over to meet her boyfriend. This was their first time together doing a threesome, and like I said, I'm also pretty new. So I went over. I had to drink and we vibed. I enjoyed them and decided to have sex with them. I identify straight, but I do enjoy three SOMs with women. So here's the bullshit. We were sucking almost two hours and he

was only hard for about twenty minutes. I was pissed. He finally got hard after his girlfriend gave me the most cosmic orgasm, my first one from a woman. The orgasm she gave me was like no other, and after that I was tired and I put my clothes on to leave. Mind you, we've been fucking for two hours.

She walked me to my car, apologize for a boyfriend's soft problem, and even texting me the next day too, told me I was amazing, amazing, and apologized for the mediocre dick again, talked about how they want to see me again. My question is should I tell her that her should I tell her that her boyfriend's dick turned me all the way off? Or should I give them

another chance just to get a head from her. I only enjoyed three SOMs that involved dick, and if it wasn't for excellent, excellent pussy and skills, I would have left completely unsatisfied. Please help the fucked future cp A future cp A interesting. I'm definitely probably say please, please say what you have to say, because I have something I would like to say. Okay, nerves, nerves, nerves, nerves.

I always feel like, even though I have a bad sessh with someone the first time, I always go back for a second to see if it gets better. And I want to say my first time with lover boy was not that good at all, but the head was and I was like, all right, I'll just try again, and all of our sex after that was great. I think first time they're really awkward and really nerve racking, and I think it just can take time before you get your group with somebody. If his dick is big enough,

I would say, do it again. If it's not, then don't yeh Um. My advice for that would be Unfortunately, not all men can have threesomes. Um, not all men are made for threesomes. Um. And I wouldn't doubt if maybe she was the one looking to bring someone into the bedroom, because it's well that she also wasn't getting pleased by him, um, and she could just do him. I mean, just because he couldn't get it up one time, it could it could be. I mean it's it's possible, um.

And so she couldn't she couldn't get the agg going, then we can help you back. No, don't say it, don't know, say nothing yet. But I definitely think that it's something that you could ask her and say, see if it's a problem that she has. Often. I mean, if she brought you in the bedroom and now you fucked her boyfriend already. I think you're asking if it's a constant thing, um, and then if you enjoy just

being with her, maybe you could see it. Maybe you want her to just rock outs have been real good? What she seemed like she want to go back and sunk with the girl, but doesn't really want to have to go through fucking him to go with the girl. I say this all the time. I would fuck t I a SAP, but not if I had to go through Tiny. So I feel like that's probably like the way this is now, you know what I mean, Like, damn, don't have to suck her to the fund you Damn,

I guess I ain't gonna fuck you. No mo like I tiny, Yeah, I don't think she's that Like, I don't know, she's crazy. She has really big eyes, but it's not only really big eyes. Do you see the really big butt with the little tiny baby legs. All the guys in the room were like, yeah, see that. Wait, what's her dare? Tiny? I can't find her. I just typed in tiny major tiny major. Yeah. I don't know. She's just not my type, and you know, we all

have preferences. She's not an ugly woman. She's not. That's a good picture. That's a really good one. Phone. I'm sure she used face tune for that. I'm just saying I don't know if the eyebrow ring. And then it's how she talked like she's just not my type. The pussy gotta be good. She got him, girl, she was taking care of him before his career set off. So she's like a rider die, rider dies, get to stay around forever. Look she really looking at these pictures. You

don't know what just tiny looked like? So you were tiny to get to t I that voice? Bro? Alright, well y'all gonna come off, yea talking to the Cara. Somebody told me that child didn't know that so so deaf culture currency tool was coming to a city. Need you. But yeah, so I don't know. I just her singing voice so good, Georgia ship boy. I don't know. I just I just it's funny because I think that's my issue with actually even finding threesomes on apps or sorry,

I can't stop thinking about it. I'm just thinking about like, don't see you, terrible bro, these two niggers getting in an argument, all like you don't watch the show, you ain't ever watched Family Hustle. I don't have I just watch Hulu Family Housebin coming on for like eight years. It was good, though, it was good. I don't know. I did love and hip hop for a little bit. Now I'm into any show that there's a hype beast and on the Insecure, which is the best. I really

like Insecure, Ower Handmaid's Tale, Ozark, Watch Ozark. Ozark was great. And then I'm also into like reality shows. So I love Love, Love, Mary to Medicine. UM. I also watched inc Master and of course all of the Housewives I love, I Love Housewives, inc Masters and Mary to Medicine. UM. I like my Black Queen's Girl. But anyways, we'll go ahead. Maybe he went off of me. She was like, you don't know nothing about the culture. Y'all watch hip hop, bitch.

I'm just saying you did say that. Brow the reality TV a lot of the culture, a lot of what's now the creatives they're all on reality TV or what we're doing. This is considered because we interview not like the culture, and that's cool. What's cool because I don't watch a lot of hipp it's cool. Do you realize how did you wear your little your little at a little afro centric earrings and stuff to make it. You know, you didn't know what black panther was, so you guys,

if you would like to hear more horrible decisions. A lot of people thought it was about the real black panther. Okay, like the march, bitch, thank you, sorry, I didn't know about it. The blather co Mandy, what did the black panther do? Wait? The what the black panthers were the activists that wore the black shirts with the black and the Afros that fought after It was in l A. It was in California. A lot of them are in California. And my writer, what was there perfect for civil rights?

What the fund? Do you mean it was? Everybody know it was? It was for black rights? No, bro, they were well they were no, they were the ones that liked violence over what Martin Luther King, No, no, no, they were four meeting black peace, but through violence. They were there to help police their neighborhoods, but still in a violent way. They were down for violence, bro, if it came to it, they were and Martin Luther Yeah, and a lot of and that does not mean that

police are bad forever to police. The police is why we do these marches now, to be peaceful protesting. Black panthers were not for that. They were black man from and hip hop. Don't do me bacause I know a lot of ship. Leave if you guys are enjoying me and Mandy and you want to hear more, so we're not gonna do this many episode. We don't get about folk polo. Y'all ain't go here a solo no more. God damn this has been trying to get a recording

that we got. I don't know I've seen. You're gonna go do Patriot after our club night, bitch because we get so drunk. Oh. Patreon, you guys, if you love our show and you want to support our show, you see video back on this episode again, please help us um continue to keep the show going. Do more live shows, have more video footage for you on Patreon. It's p A T R e O N dot com. If you get on there, we give to bonus episodes a month

for only five bucks. They're really fun episodes. Mandy and I just did one where we both talked back and forth solo all about our lives, personal ship, and we had one where we gossiped and talked about some podcasts and then they don't want to um speak up when we get stepped to them and you all want to pull up. I'm just saying because when we pulled the motherfuck up, they got motherfucker quiet. Want bitch it was. It could have been about nobody else. Yeah it sound good.

It could have been it's sound good. It could have been anybody sound good. So for five bucks real quick, I just want to let y'all know, because this is a public platform right now, when y'all go when y'all talk shit, because we know we talked shit, but when all y'all other little podcast talk shit, people saying come right back to us. Even if you'll only get two listens, one of our followers somehow listens to you and it

gets back to us. So if you're gonna pop ship, just put it in the comments so we could go back and forth, because we go back and forth with you, nigga. Maybe it wasn't about us, man, Yeah it sound good, Nay. You can also get so much to try about that. So I just check out Patreon, help support the show if you want to see this in your city and you want to see some titty and thank you guys, this has been you had another episode of horrible decisions?

By how long is that one? Exactly? That's felt long as I don't like talk. Yeah, when we get guess it goes by so much. God damn. You know what they've