Ep81: Morning Wood and a Freaky Nasty Night

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you soon. Oh yea ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yah. What's up y'all? This is another episode I don't know. I feel like I don't know to be trying to be like I don't like for like, I really need that clip to be the text. Yo, shut the funk up. I really be trying to like do some sound effects. How fuck you? You know what's funny? Listening to Joe Buden's podcast makes me feel like it does it so cool and maybe I just don't know how to sound cool like Joe bird. Well, Hi guys,

welcome to get another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl Mandy V. Yeah, Ash, I'm wheazy, UM and I was about to steal another podcast. I was about to make some say um, and we are here um yet again. I know that you guys did not think we would make it, but this is another episode and it's just me weekly in the studio. You guys liked how we go back in the day, um, and we was using um guests to cover up our hate towards each other for quite some time. UM, we didn't want

to talk to each other. So what's the guests? The guests that you could think of that we need it to have. Um. You literally we got in a fight the days the Stripper episode came out, and that was supposed to be a solo episode. She was like, no, don't worry, I gotta guess it's a stripper. Don't worry. I got us a guest because I don't want to talk to you. Bitch. You remember that whole She was like, don't worry about it. We're not doing a solo episode, but I have a guest for us. Oh and you

texted something and I said, bitch talking about me? How you like? No? I text you on an accident. I was so mad. She was ready to come for me, and I'm like, damn, damn. So I want you all to know the therapist episode said we have to come. That. I liked a lot because even when niggas I don't know what they're saying when they text what you mean and me and you or something will say sure. Some people think sure. It's very like that was a good idea. Oh well, I don't want you to know when I

say I don't. I don't really just tell you all. I don't know. I want to stop this for a second. Yeah, we're in a loud speaker studio where all the podcast records as part of a larger studio space. And I don't know if you can hear the base, but I could smell weed. I would only be okay if it's like ty Dolla's line next door. Anyone else who change this here? One day we were recording, I know it, so it's nas like it's I. Why don't I run into them? Like ever been here? Yeah, he's been here.

He has been here. Not well, I've been here. This is the studio he records out of. But he definitely, um, he'd definitely be in the studio. Smells like weed. Bro, I love weed. I don't know why you're like you're disgusted. Sorry, doesn't tell because it's you said. I recently had a CBD gut me for like af passed out and fell asleep in the house, did you I would never take an edible like it was CBD, so I thought it was different because I thought it was like not that

big a deal. But I worked Midtown and I've been finding CBD coffee shops and stuff, and there's a there's a new restaurant I can't remember. But they actually are infusing CBD oils into their cocktails. That sounds so I'm gonna want to try that. But you don't want to drink in real life? I do, but you don't. We when we used to hang out, when we tried this. I drink. You don't even you have one drink and it's a bottle on my party. W whee, y'all, y'all

say what you want us to go out? We have to find like an ice cream parlor to go to or something, because Weezy will have me go out. And of course you want to go to fucking meat packing, So bitch take me to places where the drinks twenty dollars and she want to be in there for a two minutes. I decided, I haven't talked about it, but I decided our first time we went out is going to be at a party, like a black a party.

No I would have liked to. I'm gonna need you to come up with another concert to other than a concert. I don't know where else we're gonna go where we're both gonna be like okayy uh, we're gonna go to like okay, we could do keeping. This is what we could do them Bay in Brooklyn? What is it half for me? Half? What is that? It's niggas but like afrobeats and hippie ships? Is it outside? Go ahead, man, do the goddamn whatever you want. So just be a pussy.

I have one. Okay oneue check le that ship, I'll be hot. Um. Well, I guess we're gonna go ahead and start this week off. Normally we do catchups on our pussies, um, but because we are corporate women, I want to go ahead and catch up kind of on what's been going on with you know, us and our jobs. We don't talk about our jobs much because um, y'allho don't need to know ship. I will say the new job that I have been at for all of maybe two months now, I have been spotted about six times.

So in the in the building. Do you mean it? Bro? Not for that? So we're gonna ahead and catch YEP, it's just if you. Um. I guess in my head, I just assume, oh no, not over there, bro. Um. But I was spotted in the cafeteria by two people and then other people hit me and my Instagram was like hey girl, Hey work buddy, and I was like fuck. Um. I will say, um, I have been completely stressed with

my new job, especially with the hours that I work. Um, but more so because I most recently had to have the black talk with one of my black seniors and I was literally in tears. This was last Friday. Um, God, I think I had the Black talk with a black senior where he pretty much let me know like, hey girl, UM, just gonna let you know, UM, because I'm hearing things that we don't make sure you stay here. Um, as a black person, you need to overextend yourself over communicate.

They're going to look at you and what you do and what a white person does are not going to be judged the same. Someone can perform, let's perform less than you, but because they're not black, it's not going to be seen that way. UM. Having this conversation just like drilled down into my head like was it a man or woman? This was a man and he he did say, he was like no, not at all. Like I actually thanked him. I told him like I'm gonna take you for drinks, like thank you, like there's been

a complete one a d even in the response. But I now feel like I'm fucking brown nosing and kissing as what you doing girl? Nothing. I wasn't logging back onto my computer at midnight to see if anyone needed help. That's what I wasn't doing. Apparently I wasn't staying in the office long enough because apparently thirteen hour shifts are not long enough. Um Nah, I'm me And but he did say, like the good thing about me was that

I have my personality. So he's like, when you walk into the office, say hey girl, good morning, like everyone knows I'm always happy. So he's like, you have that working for you. He literally said to me, you don't have the black girl attitude, so you don't have to worry about them pushing away from you. But for me to see here and have this black talk in this corporate setting, I was literally like, is this really what

I want? I had to deal with this when I was a bartender, So there were certain bars like I worked at the Montreal Hotel, and well I worked at the Montre Hotel and um all the management got changed out and these French niggas came in and I literally let go, let go because they wanted to change it to more European bar. And they literally told me I didn't fit the image that they were looking for behind the bar. This wasn't soho and so like even having

to bitch this was here in New York. So like having to experience that in in the club setting, you having to look a certain way, you know, me knowing I could only go work it strip clubs or die bars, bars that weren't black, like like they had to be catered to black people because the white bars ain't hiring a girl with a big booty behind the bar, etcetera, etcetera.

Like for me to be in a corporate setting where I actually feel accomplished to be here because it's like really hard to get the job that I have to have this talk, it's just like this, this is what I signed up for. It's kind of said like and I was literally just like I hate that I have to kind of brown nose my way because I'm a minority. Are you watching inse here right now? No, I'm not.

I need to though. There's a scene where Molly is like just to start working in a black all black firms and now they looking on her like she oh, because you was doing this at the last place. I'm like, well, and I guess you you deal with it, I mean either way, but for me having to have the black senior come and talk to me like yes, girl, like we're gonna go ahead and make sure you're good, but you need to like over compensate and overly do your

job for this first year. So it was just it was just exhausting because I feel like I have busted my ass um and I have gotten great grades. I've gotten into the firm, I've gotten into, you know, good things, and so to know that even though I've done all of these things, because I'm a black woman, I'm still not going to be looked at as on the same level as everyone who got hired with me because I'm

a black woman. It was just kind of like it was frustrating mentally, Like I did cry, Like I was crying. It's so crazy that this happened to you, because this happened to me Wednesday at work, the black talk and the cry. So some of you on Instagram asked why I took my hair out, and I can't right, I was waiting to see you with in braids because I was gonna get on your head. I can't really talk much about it, but it was I felt really cute name so I get to work. It was for apropunk. Yeah,

they were for a pun and I wasn't leaving. It was an Afro punk and like leave them in for like I don't know whatever. So I got these twists and I was so excited about it. I was feeling so so pretty, Like my work husband kept telling me how great I looked. She's like, this is the most pretty I've every been. I was feeling really good, and there was people that talked to me every day that didn't speak to me. One woman asked wow. One woman came up to me and asked me. She said, oh,

so you're half and half? Then wait, excuse me, because my last name is so Jewish. I guess it didn't hit her that I was, Oh, yeah, because you could definitely pass unless like my hair is up in a bun. They'd be like, she's but otherwise no, and so um, in my in my cube, you know, you see all these pictures of my mom and family, and like there's mad black people in my cube. But I guess she wasn't looking. She just really sit by me. Everyone for

the most part pretty much knows because i'd bet. But she said, so you're half in half And I couldn't even handle it. She was she worked on a different floor than me. Actually, um, people were just giving me really weird looks. I felt really uncomfortable, Like it was so uncomfortable. So this black woman in the office that I never talked to. I could see my face and I don't know if my eyes were watering up, and I'm saying I'm so so uncomfortable to my work husband.

He was like, bro, this is in your head. You need to calm down. This in your head. And I'm like, it's not in my Guys, don't realize. It's not in our heads. Not in my head, it's not in our head. So she pulls me in the room and she said, listen to me. Your hair today just oh my god, it makes me. She said, you're here today, just added another shade to you. Wait wait, wait, no, no no, no black woman said this to me. She was like that.

She was like, that's what I mean. I didn't really take it as insulted because she was like, that's basically what it did. She was like, your light skinned and you may not have felt like this in the room, but now you fucking do. She was like, and she's dark skinned, and she was like, this is how the fact. But not only that, it's so funny that you went through this with your twigs. Remember you said you cried

about your brain, but I cried. Not only did I cry about my brains and these were two corn rolls. But before starting this job, y'all know, I had dreads in my hair. I literally took them out and didn't get them redone because I'm like, bro. When I started this new job, which I'm not going in there with dreadlock, I was having a hard time. So the next day I was working at Sorry, representing the company at a cyber security conference and I saw the way my boss

looked at me. He didn't say anything, and he was like, oh, you know, you know you're you're going there tomorrow and he's like, coin of he he wasn't weird about like maybe it was in my head, but like then I felt like cooning out for even fucking caring you know what I'm saying, Like I'm the person who's like, funk

what they think? Blah blah blah blah blah. So I get on the phone Moll, who was the most black person like I'm talking about all day every day and fuck almost got fired from making seven years old, and what she said to me broke my heart. She's like, let me tell you something. Your mama needs you, You need you. You could fight them on this, but I don't know if you have enough of a leg to stand on with your podcast to keep your life up

if you lose that fight. And I was like, holy shit, I have to literally sit here and just fucking take it. And I'm crying. I'm bawling, crying on the phone. I had an awful fucking day and I didn't know what to do. You know, I'm texting my friends are like, they can't do this to you, and I'm like, oh no, they can. So without getting into too much detail about it,

I took it out. I felt awful. Um, long story short, it got to work the next day after the conference, which which it was out for the conference, and four people, know, three people at one time came up to me and said, you look so much prettier with your hair straight like that. Wow. It fucked me up. I mean, I was so emotional about it. And then the black woman that he came out to me and she was like, yo, like I used to do that. I used to purm my hair

just because I was thinking about that, blah blah. She because she's like, I can't believe they did it to you. There's a black girl that never talked to in the office, who was young, and I was upset and I went out too much for her not talking about it. She was like, girl, I wear braids all the time, and they always do that to me. They always asked me like, oh, how did you get that little shell in your hand?

Like they made me feel so awful, but the fact that they kept telling me how much prettier I was with my hair straight killed me. And then I get to Afro Punk and I'm looking at all these people and I'm like, I'm so whack. Yeah, I mean, but

what you experience is and I think. I don't know if I shared this on the podcast, but I broke into tears um at my last job because I did want braids because I was going to Miami for two days in a bitch and want to have to do her hair like I was gonna be on the beach. I this would be great. And I'll sit here and tell you like, I'm kind of jealous of the fact that you were able to even call your aunt, because this was something that when I called my mama, my

white ass mama ain't have no advice for me. She was putting me on the coworker on the phone where her coworker and then I cuts her out because I find out her coworking Mexican. But you ain't got the same goddamn struggles as me, Like yeah, you a specially you ain't got the same struggles like and and and. I mean people assume that we don't have those stripes because maybe our hair is you know, it isn't nappy.

If I've had people, you know, bring up like girl, but you've got white people hair, But it's like, um, no, sis I wear we've often most of the time. Um, even when I put a button, bitch, that is an extension, there's added hair into that. Um. When I have bangs, those bangs are not mine. When I have curly hair. I understand how we look racially ambiguous, but I feel

like at my job, I'm not. Actually, when I went to go to the hair salont to like get the twist taking out and everything like that, the lady that does my hair as an older Jamaican lady, and like, I couldn't even get it out without crying. Well, I've heard for a long time, and she was like, listen, you're not the first person I've been doing hair for forty five years, and you are not the first girl

to come and say this to me. I will say one thing about my job that I I'm grateful for is that there's a lot of groups within my job.

Like so you have like a gay club, you have lesbian club, you have UM an Asian outlet, you have a black outlet, a Latina outlet, and they're actually UM is a group that they do and it's it's very amazing too, like that I know that other people, like even for my senior to reach out to me, like it meant a lot just to know that, listen, this is a great company that we work for, but you're still dealing with other human beings and so you know you have to kind of take the cars and dose

my Afro center here have to funk you up so much. But but it does, and it has nothing to do with the company. But let me know. So I've been tech sales, right. I worked for my last company, what six years, you know, I went and well like whatever, But that's when I was doing I was the ship. I was making all the numbers. I was number one.

I was doing it both in our both of our first just wait and I also it told me this fucking hit me and told me and Jeeves has been telling me you're gonna be there for a year and a half to get something better. I've been going on client meetings to really cool companies, dogs running around. They're still making as much money as me. Right, it's not just because it's cooler. Office is less and I'm like, I'm on my way out. I will be out soon. And that's a good feeling. It's like this is good.

I'm making good money. Everything is fine, but this can't be where I stay. For me to be able to walk into the office and feel like that, and then they tell me I look prettier. I just I feel like um. And it's something that you know, maybe you guys don't understand because you guys see us and y'all see us as these light bright holes, like how can

y'all be black? But to know that it doesn't matter the shade of black you are, Like we experienced this ship too, like the ship that y'all experienced in the office, like or you know, just being a minority in general. And I know Latina's that listen to us go through the same thing. Even some Asians may go through the same thing in their workplace. Um, And it's just where it's really, it's really just did you watch Crazy Rich Ass? No?

I didn't. I want to go see it at blocks a little party and the first opening scene is her going to a hotel in Manhattan and he's saying, maybe you could do Chinatown. Oh ship, I be forgetting that, Like, yeah, yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's the person. It's not that hotel. She went to that as a ship hotel. But we have to realize, like we're dealing with people, and all these people have different experiences, all these people grow up differently, all these people come from cultures that

we may not know. It's a damn shame too that you really got to sit here and conform yourselves and feel better. Actually, an Asian woman at work told me when I was kind of bitching about my hair things. She was like, my kids are going to going to go to college one day. Did you know Harvard has an Asian quota the max they gotta cut off. This is enough Asians because they're too sport. Wow, we're gonna go ahead and get into somehow ship. Well, vanilla ship

actually is what we're gonna talk about. Um, And it's a great article that I came across in Men's Health UM magazine, and we have a lot of male followers, and so I kind of wanted to talk about it because I'll be getting on men about this a lot. And so the title of the article is why do you get morning with Believe it or not? There's an

important scientific reason, um. And so before we get into it, I want to talk about what causes morning would For y'all don't who don't know the slang or what the morning would is when you wake up in your dick is hard. So when you wake up and your dick is hard, um it is. So erections are caused by the stimulation of the paris and pathetic. Why do they do these big words sympathetic, bitch, nervous system. When you see, feel here, or maybe even smell or taste something that

is sexually attractive, it triggers the release of neurotransmitters. This leads to the dilation of arteries in the penis, which means more blood flows into the penis, which means the penis becomes erect um. So bitch fetis um. So I want to say um for a lot of men who may not know UM or question if this is something that is healthy. According to Adam Raman, m d urologist and medical director of Neurology Cancer um A health, the man should expect to get hard three to five times

per night. Remember that Sex in the City episode, What happened Charlotte's husband, they got married, They had never had sex. She was she wasn't a virgin. They just they had never had sexually saying in marriage and they had never had sex. He couldn't get it up. So Carrie told her who was the one who had the column Sex in the City. She said, put a little string or like tape or something that could break around his dick. And if it's broken at night, you know, you know

he can get hard. You know it's emotional. Oh, because if he can get it up and that tape breaks or something pops, it's all in his head. Well, it actually says that if you're not getting hard three to five times per night, it could be a sign of nerve, nerve malfunction, arterial disease, hypertension, diabetes, load to sostone or depression and anxiety three to five times a night. But I mean, but he's not gonna know. I don't think they but I'm just he should probably know I don't

want to be on dick Watch. You know what I'm saying. Just stay up, you know what I'm saying. Get some red bull in there, get a little fucked up and beyond. That's what the last part says. It says that morning wood is also a sign that the pests key erectile dysfunction you may be experiencing is second psychological, not physiological. If you can't get it up in the bedroom but find yourself waking up to morning wood, you may want

to see a therapist if you're not getting erections. In either instance, it could be a sign of some of the aforementioned health conditions. That's what happened with my pelvic floor therapy. So I might have talked about it with you guys before, but I was in an emotional, emotionally abusive relationship and I was having a hard time having sex intercourse, like feeling a sharp pain during sex. So I ended up cheating on him right towards the end.

And the day that I cheated on him, I went to go get the pelvic floor therapy and I was in tears, and I told the woman who was doing it on me this has been like my eighth session. I said, I have to tell you something. I think it's him because I was all to have sex with someone else. And she was like, oh my god. She's like, well, either the therapy is working or there's something going on in your relationship. And she's like, and you don't have to tell me, And legally I don't want you to

tell me. But that's how psychological I mean, Mandy, when I tell you it was pain, like sharp pains, like like I couldn't even handle it, and with someone else didn't happen. It's because I was that dry, intense, and we say it often. I don't think UM, many people realize how psychological sex is, how mental sex is, UM, and that it's not all physical. UM. Something that I wanted to let you guys know too. If you want to know, UM, if your boners are healthy or not.

There's actually an app for it, guys, UM, so you can you can actually download an app. UM. It's called morning Glory. It's the boner tracking app UM and hey, what is there a million podcasts out? What is there two million apps? Glory was designed by men's health and wellness startup Romance ship Check their bonus, Bro, you're supposed to enter it in it says, it's pretty simple, just

like baby diaper feeding is stupid. Listen, you log in, click whether or not you woke up with morning Wood, and check out your boner streak or lack there of. The Apple will suggest you to go to your physician or schedule of free consultation with their clinical director if you have seven or more bon erless mornings. What it's not dumb, bro, Like maybe because you ain't gotta dig, bro, but these niggas be looking at they dick like measuring

that ship and ship, that ship, that ship. If they don't, if they don't wake up and it's hard, or they waken up solved like maybe you know what, I will tell you quick. I will be problem real quick because you know what, I'm being a little biased. When I was when a van were out in l A. I was telling them about my period tracker. I was like, yo, he was like, you're working with me, not only that so ovulation you know it's it tells me when I'm gonna get pregnant in there. So we were talking about

it at dinner. He's like, you can share it out with somebody let me see so and yo. I didn't even realize in the settings you could share it with someone. And he thought it was so crazy that I was tracking that ship. So see you can't, y'all go ahead and um track your bonus. Mandy thinks she doctor some lady over. I am dot to some lady at home. Oh, I want to tell to tell you guys about morning.

Not morning would but my version of I've been having orgasms while sleep what bro girl, just because he'd be waking up full. I don't know what she's talking about. So I was sleeping with Josie because she was in town for Afropunk, and I woke myself up from a sex stream and they had to look over because I was so embarrassed. I can't remember waking up like like that, like got right out of the dream, full out of orgasms. Crazy, staying at age in Toya's house. Okay, my friends are married.

Couple had a fucking orgasm on their couch, not touching. I don't know how this is happening. You ain't never said on my couch, nasty. Yes, we're out here to spinning juices and ship out. It's not likely you to squirt No, I am the squirt of it. This is just like I don't know where it's coming from. Like

I don't. I never knew that, like you could really do this without being touched, like like it is full on, like I don't even I'm not even stop bragging because there's a lot of people that listen to us that don't even experience orgasms while they have some you stop I sleep, Yeah, it's not. They've only happened when I've been around other people. And you know what I think it is. I think that I can't masturbate before I go to bed because someone else is around and I'm

doing it in my sleep issues. We're gonna go, hey, y'all and get into the kink of the week for um this week, and this one's a really raunchy, nasty one that I actually really enjoy. Um. I've never done it myself, but I have who we gotta shout him out? Um damn one of our listeners. Yeah, I'll go ahead and shot you out. Basically, she was letting me know

a guy. Yeah, no, girl, she that sent it in. Um. She was letting me know that she just experienced, Um, this guy who wanted to do all this ship and this was one of them, so um, I looked it up. The kink for this week is called auto felacio Audio. Auto felacio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing auto falacio. So auto falatio is basically you getting in a fetal

position and suck in your own dick. Um, well he wasn't in fetal Well, that looks kind of like fetal bro Oh well the one okay, So okay. So you know when you're on an airplane and they're like, yo, ship about to go down, put your head between your legs. That's what it looked like, so real quick. If you guys are interested in seeing what it looks like, y'all know. I'm really into porn, and so as soon as I saw this, I was like, Oh, there's this nigga important

that I watched that. Do it? So look up Dominic Santos d O M I and I see Santos s A and t O S. You're gonna have to go to the gay porn section to find him. This is considered gay. Hold on Dan and I were talking about that's around this episode and we were like, yo, if you could suck your own dick, would you do it? And he ain't answered, did he? He said no? I think a J said no. And the white dude was like, so let me go ahead, and I'm actually gonna read um it says it, would you would you suck? You

have to track our audio guy. Guys, Yeah, but how could you not try? Hey, you would try. I shouldn't be saying this, but but you would suck your own dicky. You would try. You probably tried it as a kid. No, kids don't be wait, kids don't be going around on a Sunday on you. So the crazy thing when I saw this is I had a guy actually sent me a video. He couldn't really reach his dick, but he tried. I think I showed you the video before and he did not own Oh, so I'll show you the video.

I have to find I was looking for I really I was looking for earlier. Now it's in my iPhone six I have um no, but I have to find it because I emailed it to myself. But this guy, how you know you want to keep I wanted to keep you, like I wanted to keep it forever, but I don't know which email. I sent it to five emails, but I literally was scrolling today because I wanted to

send it to my group chat. Like, So this guy sent me a video and basically he was kind of in this position, you know, where he was on his couch, but his legs were up and his dick is fairly big, like your dick has your dick has to be a certain size and do a thing of flex flexibility. But basically he could reach the tip of his dick so he could reach his head, so he sucked it a little, but then he like kept jacking and he shot his I feel like, it's not a guy that showed you

this video, I think. But I thought this nigga who never bought his flight to come up here, and I was so mad, so I told him we met, Oh god, here's it go on Twitter when I lived in Atlanta. This was like back in oh nine, I oh nine, we met on Twitter. Yeah, the video could destroy and I would never because which I was like, oh, simmimo, simmi mo. I thought it was I mean, like I would like, okay, it's one thing to like get a

video jerking off yourself. Like, but I want to let you know that a lot of women asked me, oh my god, um, how do you get guys to do x y Z with you? From the pegging to the videos that I get, Like, I told you this nigga put a goddamn wave brush in his booty hole, so like, um, I think that there's it was a way brush. I mean he put a condom because this would and I didn't want him to get splinters in his booty hale.

You tell him to put the condom on. No, he just already put the condom, so I'm assuming maybe he did it before. I don't know. That's how I first sucked myself with a in the ass. I was like nineteen, I put a toothbrush up. I mean, you know, the toothbrush is much smaller than the wave brush handle. And it wasn't the bristle side y'all. It was like the handle of it. But basically, I feel like a lot

of women don't. I think we as women judge men a lot or make them feel uncomfortable with themselves expressing their sexual desires or desires or fantasies or what they like doing. So to me. The way I get these niggas to do these things, it's make but I make them comfortable. So I make them comfortable to tell me they ain't never told nobody else. I'll be like, Oh, your girlfriend don't know you into this. I mean, I'm like a therapist. I'm like an open diary for a

lot of these people. Rus. But now I think it's then we need to go ahead and um just allow our black men to go ahead and express themselves. Like the whole shameful thing was like, so I was sitting I'm not going to name who she was, but all of you know her she was. We got in this argument because she was like, bitch, I never do it. No, hang, you'd be sucking these like what she called them corny niggas or like pussy niggas. And I'm like, knows if you see these niggas that I'll be doing this nasty

ship with even Wheezy. We we when I said I'm about to share the story of what happened on my freakiest, nastiest sex session ever. Um, but I said, I'm not even saying myself, said Wheezy the pictures of this nigga, and she was like, bitch, you lying, she'll like, but the thing is gorgeous. Same with me, Like, I've never done anything like anally with a guy that wasn't like since attractive or attractive. And I think it's because when

they're that fine, they just be like bitch like. I don't know what it is like them, they just know, they just know, and nothing deters them. I actually so, um, I guess we could call this ship storytime. I don't know what we're gonna call it, but um the horrible decision for this week. I'm waiting to see what we gonna say. But basically, it's the nastiest, freakiest sec session ever.

And if you guys know, um, I did not attend the Drizzy Drake concerts with Wheezy because when she called me and invited me to this concert of hers, I said, sorry, I'm getting dick um or booty hole, I am booty hole and all of this. So I literally, by the way, look at you for a second. There was someone on Twitter today they was saying we make this up, and I feel like this was so crazy. You can't honestly, even the one that I'm about to tell you asked me like two or three hours ago, do you have

a story. I was like, I'll figure it out. And this ship is real. Yeah, so, um, we ain't getting paid by Mona Scott. Mona Scott and I have righting Oscar. The second week, do I'll start scripting my ship? Help be Like it was a cold, rainy night. We had a long UM. So basically we he called me and invited me to the Drake concert and I was like, no, bitch, I'm getting dick. Um. So this guy who we've been on and off talking for about four years, he came

to New York. Have you ever fu him? We had never fucked No, but over the last like maybe two weeks, UM, we rekindled. UM. He hopped to my DM and I just was being dry with him because I was like, what you Um. He came here for me, specifically saying man, I know. Yeah one night he and then he ended up buying a whole new flight to leave a little

bit later. Um at the dinner table. At the dinner table. Um. So he came here, and prior to him getting here, we had talked about all these nasty things that we wanted to do. UM. And I was just making sure because I had already let him know, like, listen, there's a nigg I funk right now, who this ship out of me? And I'm good. So I'm like, if you're not trying to do no ship that he came do, I'm cool, like I don't need no like like no. We got a room in Times Square because bitch I

had to work the next day. So I was like, listen, we know I'm not community, like I wanted to be in the city. So he was like bet. So I met him right after work, got off early on Friday and went straight to the room. And when I got to the room, he was just so fucking sexy and I didn't want to suck him. I was starving though I hadn't eaten lunch. He really stressed. I was stressed that day, didn't eat lunch. So I'm like, I'm starving, can we go eat. I'm trying to pick then actor

or something. He looks like, just fine. We could just think of boards, cool Joe or something. He like just fine like that because he likes six seven beautiful seven yeah. Seven. So anyways, so did doubt her. You know, um, I thought that I was going to be able to make it to dinner before sucking him, but he was just looking too sexy. So I went ahead and just started sucking his dick, and I was like, can we do a quickie? Like I know that we're both hungry, but

can we just get a quickie? I said, could you come? Asked like, can you come fast? Because there's niggas that I want to go like forty five minutes, not bro that I can't do that right now. He was like, yeah, I got it. So we fucked and it was great fucking bombast um. Now for the quickie, it was still probably like five six minutes like but I mean, oh no, it's probably like that. That's that's I mean. It was a good funk, like we got more than one position

and so it was cool. So that's what really destitutes is that the right destitutes. I don't think that's the word at all. Destitute is like when you're out and dry, high and dry. Destitutes A word is when you're like left alone. But that's not what I meant. That really designates. That's what I meant. Bitches check me home, check me, bitch check me. Now, were not like I wanted a therapy episode. Nigga, what did you say that it was,

I said, designates. What did you say? The definition of destitutes. Destitute is when you're like left high and dry, like alone, or when you're stranded read it, without the basic necessities of life, not having Yeah, so that no to say. The positions to me designated good quickie if you can get in a bunch of shape. Well we did like two positions. It was suck the dick um and it was good. So then we went to dinner. We ended up going to did you come? Yeah, no, one would

know that first time. No, but it was a quickie. But I was like, oh, this dig big. It's good. Like and I told him while I was stuck in his dick, I was like, you know, Snapchat did your dick no justice, sir, Like, sir, this ship is bigger in personnachat you catfish the funk out of me? Which can I tell you an app? And I want to give everybody this app. Use an app called wicker w I c k R. This is an app that's way better than Snapchat because it detects screen recording. It'll block

you off the app. Snapchat does that. Now it'll block you off the app. It's completely encrypted where Snapchat isn't I think it's not encrypted And this app has uh second delay replayed delay like all of that ship kind of like Snapchat, but especially for messaging. And I learned it because of the field. I'm in check that. No, I'm cool with snap I like the filters um um. But anyway, so, like I told him, his dick was

way bigger than I thought it was gonna be. And I was like, damn, why are we been going four years on and off? I could have been had this. So he wanted to stay. So we ended up going to STK for Danner. I was like, oh, that's my favorite restaurant, but y'all know I can't eat a lot in the most so you know, I just suicized. We went to the one in Midtown. Um. And then so before he came, we had been talking about me fucking him with a strap one because I was that the

plan that night though. It was so I had been making him put fingers in his ass for me bending over in the shower like he was making a lot of videos with playing with his ass, and I was really really excited because as we he said, I'm addicted to the booty hole or obsessed. What did the reason? What was my session with the booty hole? They think I'm obsessed with white man and you know, well his booty hole is very pretty um and so after a

pretty ashole, the pretty okay, so a pretty asshole. I mean, you deal with paint niggas, no, no no, be brown, saying it's gonna be brown everything. I'm not looking at the inside of the booty holes. You don't seen any gaping niggas. Chill, bro chill. I thought, sorry, I took it too far now, So we ended up going to air Brash Bitch. That wasn't too much, but it doesn't gape them open um. But we ended up going to the pleasure Chest. I ended up getting a new strap on and it was

actually like it looked like a real dick. This one, I know. The last one was a prostate toy. This one looked like a real dick and it was thick. I wouldn't fit it in my booty hole. It was a little big, but I was excited to use it on them. So you couldn't fit it in yours? Can you can? You? Also, could you be willing to put up on Instagram the picture that you sent me yeah, yeah, absolutely. Reference. Yeah, I'll go ahead and put up a picture of the strap on that I used. Um, and it's it was

actually really good. Um, So I'll go ahead, and oh, I left the box in the hotel room, but I'll figure out what brand it was and let you guys know how much did you pay for it? So it was a seventy dollars strap bar and um, and it came with the dildo and the strap. Now, I just want to know, I've never bought a strap on for someone. So I bought a strap on for a guy and a woman prostate simulator and regular trap on, and I

never bought it with him there. Oh, he was there, and he was looking at a lot of the other toys. But I had even asked the lady who was working there, Hey, can you come help me to let me know which one I should get because I liked the one that us his beautiful ass. Nope, he just stood there and like, well, no, really normal, but he was really normal, Like I mean, where is he from. We're not gonna put all that out there, I don't. Yeah, I don't even we're not

gonna put all specifics. Well, I asked that because like I feel like it was a metropolitan city, like if he's super you know what I mean, Like, I mean he's from the d NV. Okay, So I say that because like I packed a guy from the Midwest, and I remember him telling me he was getting anxiety about picking one out to bring. Well see, and that's the thing. So I decided to buy because it's gonna be mine if I can use it on another book. Yeah, it's mine.

He wasn't gonna take it back home with him, and I don't think that a man should buy a toy that I'm liable to use on another nigga, Like that's my motherfucking toy. So um, I mean. So we ended up going back to the room and we fucked four more times in the room. So I just want to let you guys know the entire night. Um we fucked ten times total. I will say it is Monday. We fucked Friday. My body still feels like I ran a marathon.

But um, so we kept going. When I got back to the room, I used the prostate kid on him that I got from the Adam and Eve box and I just went straight to the biggest one. So while I was sucking his dick. I was using um, one of the prostate toys to go in and out of his but I use a lot of lup on. How did I mean? Not like ship? Thank god, I ain't smell like, No, it ain't. It won't no dirty booty hole. Yeah, but I'm just they got grapes like I know you don't like to eat. No, it wasn't. It wasn't like

to wear. I mean, it wasn't messy like because I had ate his ass before I was putting that in there. So because I didn't want to eat the lube. It wasn't a tasting loube, so I wanted to make sure I ate all the ass before I added all the lube in there. Um and then so yeah, so I was just looking at him. And then before he came, I told him I really enjoyed moaning. So he was making sure to be vocal with me, and he did a ton of um moaning. And finally, what, let's get on.

Even a moan. I can't do a man moan. I can do a girl moan. But no, it did that's not that's a grunt, bitch. That is not a moan. But basically, after I was sucking his dick and ended up getting on top, which I actually wrote, dick this time. I was this is how much this was a whole difference in aerial for me. You're skinny now. So I rode the dick. Then I went and got the shop when I said, can I suck you? And he was like yeah, And so basically the first time, the first

time I did, um, yeah, why is that so disat? No, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying. I ended up making him get on his knees because that's the easier way for me, but because he's six seven, I realized it wasn't that easy for me. Like I actually had to be up on my legs, like the last guy on his knees bent, yeah, bent over for me, like holding his ass cheeks open for me to get in. I was so excited, it was beautiful. I slapped his ass and everything, like you ready slap that? Ask what? Oh?

By this time, yeah, we started drinking tequila. And we were drinking tequila because we were going to the sex. That's why boody holes open were going tequila. Donill just be making niggas booty holes open. Now, None of the niggas listening, drink tequila. No j Hennessy ho he suck menesy bitch try me? You know you down? No? You know this New York? Do say? Now no more Heneyot's do say? You know? Do say? When I was at Drake I this is quick. I went to the I

got this girl. I was with a drink. I'm what do you want? She's like, I'll take do say? And I got to the counter, I'm like, can I get a story? And if we don't have it, we don't. We have a javison. It's what we have. We ended up um fucking multiple times again. We actually sucked five times before we went to the sex club. So got to the sex club? Which one did you go to?

The same one that I went to Halloween? I went to Caligula for isn't it in Queen's Yes, it is, so any of you guys who are in New York, This um sex club does cater to an all black crowd. Um Missy is the promoter. So if you're ever going and you want to go to a black miss he paid for us. I don't know. I meant like, because like it's a sex club and we're like sex host. Yeah, no, well he paid. I didn't care about it charging because I've been offered. We went to well you went to

and w um, but no I paid. It wasn't that expensive, y'all know we need the one day were going to the expensive ship. This was eighty dollars for a couple. Yeah, it was eighty dollars for a couple for women for women, which is free. Um. And so we went and he actually was not like too big y'all. Planning to go to the sex clues. It was a plan. Just let me tell him. My god, damn god, damn, I even have to get through ship, but it's goddamn ship. Um.

We made the plan, went to the sex club. We had already finished about half the bottle of tequila by this time. I had already also been in his ass about two or three times. And so we got to the club and I had let him know like you're more than welcome to you know, like I would love to watch you please someone else. Like what time of night was it? Um? This was o'clock. Um. And so we got there and he wasn't really feeling none of the other girl. So I do want to give a

shout out to Andrew because I did. He did take the blue Shoo because he was like, oh, I want to take that ship, like I want to be on that ship, So he took the Blue shoo. Um. And so the first in the first room that we had sex, it was in the couple's room, where basically other couples could have sex by you. And he wasn't like aroused by the couple next to us, So he just like

wasn't feeling that. He was just not feeling that. He was like, I don't know why this fat bitch had to be next to us, like job, and that's what he said. I'm just saying what he said. And bitch, I was a fat at one time. So I can't sit here and say I was offended, Like he was not physically attracted to the woman who was sucking hermit next to us. Do you think the people were attracted? So let me finish, bitch, because we get in there because bitch, I told you we ended up dealing with

three couples so at one time. So yes, So we went into the other room which allows everyone to just watch, and and there we just like played with each other and we were just sucking. Again. It was literally we weren't paying attention to anybody else in the room, and we just sucked again. And then finally before we went downstairs, we were passing the shower. It's two floors, um, but all of the sex and text takes place upstairs, and

so there's a shower there. And so we were walking past the shower and we look in and there's three couples and the ship just looks lit. Everyone is with their perspective like, but they're all just having sex in a shower together. So we look touching each other. Um. At this point, now everyone was just in the shower, but they were all with their couples. So we look at each other and I'm like, you want to go in there? Because there was still room at least for

one more couple. So I'm like, you want to go out there? Shower heads were there. I saw, dick, I'm not counting, no, no, no, no no, I mean it like a dry shower there. The water was going. It was wetness going on in there. It was fucking water is wet, bitch, It was wet. No. I just mean like, okay, is it like a prison shower? Like there's everybody can get in no, it looks like a real shower that would be in like a really nice house, but it's

really big with sliding. Okay, So we opened the doors. Yeah, we opened the doors and we're like, hey, can we come in? And you could tell like the girls had to scan first, so they were like, wait, who are you with? And so when I pointed to him, they were like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all can come in, y'all can come in. I was like, bitch, I know, uh,

you know, my nigga is fine. So we went in there and I'm messing with with my man and there's two couples on either side of me, and there's a third couple all the way against the wall, and I'm looking and I'm like, okay, every like everyone in the room was good looking, and I don't know how like people found each other and literally and I think we stayed away from all the uglies. I don't know, but bitch, that's the thing. No, that's the thing in the sex club.

I know it is. And so we're all people. How many people do you think we're in the club? Total? Oh god, at least at least eight. It was packed. I even told told my room and I was like, bitch, this is the most like it was. Wait, it was more packed Halloween. How many times have you been there? This is only my second time. So we were in the shower and at this point, like I'm starting to fill on the girls next to me. You know, I

had to start the ship. So I'm like filling on the girls titties next to me because she's cute, like a really cute, dark skin black girl, beautiful, like like had these bees in her hair, and she had a little boba but like she looked like she used to run track of something. So I'm like feeling on her because she's super cute. And then and then you listen, bitch, and then so as I'm sucking her titties, like her niggas sucking at her, so they just starts just getting sexy.

Next thing, you know, then I decide, I see the bitch I want in the shower. The bitch all the way in the corner. She's like an Indian Middle East or I don't know what the funk. She is long, curly brown hair, exotic as beautiful face, olive skin beautiful. So bitch, I just go over and I just start sucking eating her pussy. I moved her man out the way and I opened her legs up and start we start making Um, I gotta come up with a name, because I don't want to call him peg him, but no,

we're gonna come up with an a for him. Seven what lawyer Bay is six seven? Okay, we call them sixty seven. So so sixty seven then looked at me like because he was then like filling on one of the other couples, well not the couples, but the girl from the other couple. So next thing you know, because everyone in there is with their couples, so or only one of them was using a condom. So next thing you know, the guy turns around is like yells out

of the shower, who got condoms? So they give us like a whole row of condoms, and the next thing you know, like everyone is swapping, like my guy fucked two of the guys in there, two of the girls in there. I'm sorry, but two of the girls in there. And then the third girl was like, I'm sorry, girl, I don't know how you do this. His dick is

way too big, so I'm just gonna suck it. So she only sucked his sick she literally said, I'm sorry, I'll suck it, but I'm not taking that, Like I don't even know how you take that ship, Like that's literally what she told me in him like it's beautiful and now you're not sucking me up. So he ends up sucking two of the girls. I did um end up having sex with one of the other guys, and

he was from Pittsburgh. Beautiful though. That nigga looked like he was on a beard commercial had, Like he looked like one of them, you know, one of them niggas that be on the instagrams like Black Men Bear, what's that? Fucking uh? The ship that all the black podcast had, what's it called? What is it? Bevil? He looked like a spokesperson for them, which he had a beautiful beard, like handsome. He looked like he would wear a suit and be on one of them one of them instagram pages.

He was just fine, He was fine. I was like, you're in here? What is going on? Like we literally all after the club, we all exchanged numbers, but we all were like, we did not expect this to happen for so many good looking people to be in this type of environment. Um, No, I don't I don't two of them were there. When I want more picks, you take the phone number, you put it on Facebook and profiles. Yeah, I don't know how how Facebook and it should just

call this something else because no, I that was it. No, I mean it was good. I had a great time. It was fun. Um it was honestly one of the sexiest, freakiest sex sessions that I've ever had. Not only that, it pretty much put the cherry on top, like this was the pegging session that I wanted my whole life. Not only that, and I didn't even share. Not only did I get to fucking from the back, not only did I get to fucking missionary he rode my strap on bitch and all of the girl he came on

my stomach. I felt like I was, oh my god, I was beautiful, beautiful, But it was more like pre come because by this time, this was like time, maybe nine or ten, and um, I want to sleep, probably like six, and then bitch woke up in three hours for work. Um. Yeah, it was terrible, but it was honestly the best. And not only that, not only was everything so nasty, it was intimate because we kissed the

entire time. I also want to say, fun this show because it led for me to do some things that I have said many times that I probably would not or that I don't like, and in this setting, I let it happen. Um so for one, well, no, I actually let him eat my pussy. I we did sixty nine when I tell you, we did everything, bitch, So let me go down the list. I want to tell you how this show has affected me in in a way. And I had I thought about it, and I said,

fun this show. That's literally what was going through my mind. So and I don't know what time, this was maybe six or seven of us fucking. He put my toes in his mouth and no, let me finish this, and he was literally no, real quick. He was literally sucking my big toe and I allowed him to do it for quite some time. Um. Furthermore, of course, I wrote Dick. I told you I don't ride Dick. I wrote Dick so much, that's why my legs hurt. And I wrote it from the back girl, Oh yeah, well they're white.

This I got cute toes. You. I feel like I need a crylic right now. But um, yeah, so he sucked my toes and I do want to say the other things. He like, he wasn't sucking it like a dick. He was sucking it very essentially. But I will say when I went to the tongue in between him, I think he did. Was it when you were like when he was like sucking when it was missionary and he and it was missionary, and he held my foot up

to his mouth. So that's one. The other thing is I considered exchanging the favor, but I stopped at his ankle, so I stopped kissing it to his ankle. I got as far as to his ankle, and then I stopped. But I do want to say every time, I'm sorry. This is the other thing that I did. And I do want to sit here and say, and I just I blame Wheezy for this, y'all. So he's tall. His feet were dangling off the end of the bed. Hold on, hold on real quick. And so I was making our drinks.

I was pouring the tequila and I was pouring the mixer, and we was talking about how I'm I can never be a striper because I'm not a good dancer. Because we were playing music, so mind you, I was I was trying to stork it just I said, see, I do it much better on a dick, like I don't really dance in real life. So uh, as I'm kind of trying to shake my ass and as I'm pouring the drinks, his toes and feet were by my ass.

I thought you're gonna set were rubbing my my cheeks and it was between my and I was like, oh, I'm not gonna let your toe go on my booty hole. But I was like, I thought of the show, and I thought the show ruined me because never would I let a man to me what's a big Because no, he didn't stick his toe in my ass, but it was just grazing it. It was a great It was

a great at all. And at that point I realized this show has ruined my life because I hate feet, I hate doing all these things, and he literally did all of it, and I loved every bit of it. So you know what, you're not gonna you know, shut the funk up. That's not what this episode a picture of the ideas of the No. I was just dancing on his feet. Basically, I was dancing in it. I hate you so much. I hate you so much. I

was dancing on his feet. Um, your asshole. UM, before we go, I do want to go ahead and get through um at least one of these homemails, because again we've been missing out on home mails. But this homemail is actually a really good one, and I think maybe you and I can have some say, especially after me sharing this story. So UM. This one is called average dilemma UM, and it brings up some things that I'm dealing with. So it says, what a horrible crew? Got

it ride my toe like a hole? But shut the I didn't ride his toe, brodek and then kind of just flapped over my ass crack until the other butt cheek, but it didn't go in my booty brot Hey, ladies, so what a horrible crew? Huge fan from Virginia. I love your content and open mindedness. My question is how do I become an exceptional lover despite being average? Sick? Shut up. I'm dating a girl who's been open with me about how experienced she is with different guys, shapes

and sizes. I asked for details and love having an open convo, but I really want to be prodigious to her and future lovers. Example Mandy and Fellon Bay No more Fello Bay by the way, um, what would or could Fellon Bay do for Mandy to get her rocks off even where she no longer cares for time? Side note, I already give a lot of oral I love eating pussy, I watched a lot of lesbian portant and have looked at techniques online. So any tips, tricks, toys, new techniques,

I would definitely be open to trying. Thanks, and I love y'all with much success. So having had seven b as amazing as he is to me in the bedroom, um, fell e Bay could not be that, And I constantly battle this, and Wheezy actually asked me a lot on the show, and a lot of people who meet me are like, if you ever get a boyfriend, could you stop? Um, the fact of the matter is here. I am having had experienced a sexual evening with someone who I feel

like exceeded all of my expectations in the bedroom. Um, if you have an average sized dick, I don't think that it has anything to do with your dick, but more so the chemistry that you have with your partner

in the bedroom. So a lot of times people sit here and assume it's their dick size, when I really feel like some people like different dick sizes anyways, So even if you're an average dick size or a small dick size, like depending on your partner, it has more so to do with chemistry again, your openness, and I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And I had this conversation with my home girl truthfully, and I'll let

you guys that I'm a little secret. Sorry ladies, but your dick can actually be terrible when a woman has emotions for you. Those emotions a lot of the time like make up for the lack of you in the bedroom. We ever talked about shrimp dick. Me and Vinny. We sang the song Yea. So I was in love with this guy, was a fireman in Orlando. Thought we had amazing sex. And two years past I started moving living in New York. Come back for like Thanksgiving or some ship and I have sex with him, and I was

so confused. I was like, I don't even get it. I mean it was smaller than average, like I would say four and a half five inches was the Asian no, But I just thought it was so good and we were just so compatible, like chemistry wise, sexually, he ate my pussy really great. Everything was great, and it was just enough, and I'm shocked compared to Jeeves. I don't know if you've seen the picture of his dick huge, Well, I like big dick, so to me, a big dick

has to be present. Yeah, but like no, I was that into him, and like I just kind of was surprised. I don't know. I think, um so a lot of men I feel like they hone this insecurity within themselves because they feel like they're not packing enough. Um, but I think it's more important to actually just find somebody that you are sexually compatible with, and somebody in which you can open up and explore with them what they like,

what pleases them, and again what pleases you. So I would say, in this situation, she either probably just doesn't like you as much, because maybe that's why she's sitting here and is so open about sharing all these other experiences and how everyone else pleased her and maybe how you're lacking in that department. But also, um, I really don't think there is any way to help, Like, I don't know, outside of finding someone who you're sexually compatible with, Like,

it's not your dick size. So if you're thinking it's your dick size, it's not like And also you could give the best head if you get a bit like me. I don't give a funk about head like that in real life. So if head is something that also isn't something that simulates her, it don't matter how good you

eat pussy, it's not gonna do nothing for her. So I think you need to have that conversation what exactly turns her on in the bedroom with these other people that she's had amazing sex with, Like to me, I just shared a story where I had probably the best,

amazing sex. So if I sit here and meet a guy and he might not be able to go ten rounds with me, or he can't sit here and be freaky the way I want to, or he's not intimate, or we don't have that attraction to where we're aroused the entire time we're around each other, there's not thing he can do. There's just nothing he can do. I mean, if you're if you're not open to pleasing your partner in all the ways they want. Yeah, it's it's a

once you start saying no to things. I'll pause on that because there's a whole lot of ship that I did with this nigga having no time with and I'm so fine that he doesn't care if I fucking stick. But she has a good sexual chemistry that we have a great sexual chemistry, so like that doesn't count the fact. Listen, you can't fuck somebody four years and still be like damn and it's still be good every time we fuck, like to where it's like this time was better than last.

Every time we fuck four years. I feel like that's just perfecting sex. I might disagree with you there. I feel like when you're not dating someone for four years, like saying like in and out, you know you've you've met people, you've dated people, he's doating people whatever, I feel like you just get to know each other's sex

better and better, and absolutely that's a great part. And then we miss each like we miss what we do for each other in the bedroom, like I know, like when he hits me, it's because whatever else he fucking because we know said something like who's sex get worse? But a lot of people say a lot of people's

sex get works. We get a lot of emails about it about people losing their sex driver people like that comes with relationships and laziness not necessary like a partner, because how many people really have casual sex partners for four years? Not many of us. Right, you get in a relationship, you get lazy. You're not really doing as much. You're just like whatever, I'm gonna get dressed up. I'm not gonna do this. Let me spend on your puts the real quick with the dig in like it's not

as much and different. Yeah, you fucking this niggaway. Let's say three times three four times a month. Yeah, so like you're gonna make account every time. Yeah, yeah, it's great because you're meeting for sex opposed to like, oh, we're just gonna watch Netflix and cross it off your list, Like you gotta make effort to fuck You're right. Something that we decided we wanted to do. Um, we were going to get into another home, but we're running on time.

Funck y'all. If y'all gonna sit here and complaining on time, Wheezy um actually has an email. We decided we want to read emails that aren't asking us questions but are also telling us either how good we're doing, how we affected their lives, or how fucking bad we're doing. Um. But Wheezy found one, and I thought that it was really good and I wanted her to read it. Um. This one is from Amber. The subject is growth. I just finished listening to this week's episode. She's referring to

the therapy one. And let me start by saying, WHOA. I'm a fairly new listener, maybe a month or so, and I'm listening to all the episodes and reverse. I was completely unaware of the tension between between you, ladies, so this was a shock to me. I'm glad you're both believers in therapy and that you both invited the doctor to mediate. Your podcast is a breath of fresh air when it comes to sextop and pretty open type

of girl. But unfortunately my husband's approved. I'm trying to subtle lease him into this out of his show, but I definitely need my weekly to supportable decisions so I can live vicariously through you and your guests. I wish you, ladies, nothing but success, and look forward to more juicy content. Sincerely, a retired horrible decisions maker. Well, I hope this was juicy enough for her. It was nothing, Nigga like, I mean, that's and that's a shocker. I mean, you definitely said something.

Your ass was talking a whole goddamn time. I have Thumbelina THUMBI sixties seven toes foot to ask nail beds callous remover and ride my toe like a ho. Actually his feet were very smooth, which is why I allowed those toes to rub on me. Okay, so callous remover, you can go ahead and cross that out. He is not in need of that. I'm literally can we This is the one podcast that I just want to make, this pad of me listing off the fucking names of what this could be. This was really great. Was there

any other highlights? Chris, I'm trying to think if there's anything else that I did that I didn't get to share. I mean, I spit in his mouth. That's the domin me. I was so happy. So normally men spit in my mouth, but when I was like riding him, I looked down and fucking made him open his mouth and spit in it, and it was just sexy to me. I was so excited because Nika is always spit in my mouth. So I was like, if I can do whatever I want

and I'm not gonna lie. That was the key words that he said that bade me know this was gonna be amazing. He said, you can do whatever you want with me. Men really don't know that entails, um, but I think he caught the drifts and we don't like. Oh when when a guy said you could do whatever you want with me, and they definitely figure in your ask, They're like, okay, um, No, I was talking about you know what I'm saying, you could like grab my neck.

You know what I need to do. I need another nigga with dreads and I'm going to Miami this weekend. By the time you guys hear this, I'll probably be back. But I just gotta miss hair on a man and like the white dudes I fucked maybe having man buns, but I'm like, I love man buns. I'm trying to think, have I sucked the dreadhead in a while, which I don't even think I pucked the dredhead in a while? Damn? Hold on, hey, hold on, now you got me thinking Ben Jordan was I think the last somebody about the

sounds like wax. Now you think that niggas don't let me grab his hair? Fuck? No, I think he would bro if he sucks in Tim's like them niggas who sucking tims on porns. That matches the whole they hair. I don't think so. No, you know what, I really I really doubt that wax eats vagina. Oh he looks like one of those days. I bet he does. I bet you no, no, no, no no, no, no no. He did say I licked the click. He did say that if the fact that it was a click, he don't

be looking ships because it's not a click. Oh, it's a click. I was telling um when I was at the last question when are you gonna let wax fuck? And I was like, you know what's so funny? I owe you not I'm not, but I see I don't like it. Um. Dr Maya Pedifort said not to use the word butts, and so we are not going to use were very attracted to wax? Are you don't? And I think I'm gonna tell you why, Douse. It brings you back to your sixteen year old Stulf when we

had a dread hair radar. Wax makes me feel so sife. I feel like that nigga would kill somebody and it just makes me feel good. And it's like I'm not saying that Jeeves is it muscular? It makes me feel protected, but not like that nigga. Like and when Wax picked me up at the live show, I was like, oh, you know what I'm saying. And actually he stopped hitting me up and checking on me because he probably knows I ain't gonta give him no pussy. But I mean,

you never know. And I really like Wax. You're not you don't like Wax. This is all just it's fun. It's for It's all like everybody that I I fake foot with this for fun. But there is something about Wax like really fucking gets me. Like I don't know what it is. There's no nigga that can call me and talk to me like Wax talk to me. Wax be calling me like listen, you need to chill out, you need to calm down. Okay, you girl, you got you let me know if you need me then with

you upstairs. I'm gonna come over and be like, are you gonna come over and drop off some weed and chicken? And I'm scared to invite him over because I know I'll get fucked. It's gonna be an episode of blacked. Just just be a just be I just to and tims My Nigga Wax sent me something I would not his dick. I'm trying to explain. It was something with him out and he was like, Yo, I'm about to go blah blah blah blah blah real quick. And then

Nigger had Tims on. I'm like, you know what, can I can I be real honest with you when my mom. So I brought my mom to the Brilliant Idiots Live Show and that at that point she didn't know really Charlottagne and Andrew Schultz. And when I tell you, that's all she said when we left, I don't know what it is about that Charlettamagne, but him and them Tims and I was like, mom my, mom, you know she from Florida, so you know as Florida. It's like, you know what, I know it, I know it, I know it.

I got it. It's a construction man fantasy. Maybe you just New York guy, because New York guys be with the Timberlands. Bro Listen. When we was in middle school in Florida, we was wearing soldieries and kay Swiss Okay, So it was so if we had a new guy come to school and he bust out with some tims. We just knew he was from New York and you when you from the South, you just love an up North motherfucker. Now that I live in New York, I can't eas Nick New york Is. He don't have that

like your son kind of vibes. But yeah, that's why I don't deal with Brooklyn guys. I can't Brooklyn is too oh yo, fucking I can't Brownsville back. Its funny. Maybe that's why I've been holding out. Yeah, because when I get back home, bitch, I love me a ghetto ass gold toothasma licking them teeth in. Don't want no kings. English motherfucker speak like you ain't got no education for me. I want you to slur everything, all my drug dealing niggas. Every time they write me love you too, it'd be

one oh on the two. They never know what they're talking about. I love that ship, Oh you love that? Just go ahead and get you an African. Their motherfucker's can't text for ship. All of their words be wrong, all of it, all of it, all of it. Just know that just I'm gonna show you some text message. It's just be bad. It just be Bob Bad and WhatsApp. We texted all what'sapp alright telling about all right guys. So, UM, as y'all know, if you haven't gotten enough of horrible decisions,

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Do you have anything else to say? UM? I feel like everything will be passed by the time we kind of dropped this. So I have been on a water cleanse thinking that like it could get me more wet because I've been experiencing vaginal dryness. I don't know what's going on. But now that I'm having condom sex, you know what I'm saying. So that's why I just had to go pee. So now that I'm like, damn, I'm not getting what' not full a lot. But that person

needs to arouse you more because condom sex. And I've never been that one that but you're wetter than me, probably like I don't. I don't think I get that crazy with I just never have. And it's kind of where did you read that someone was telling me to like start drinking water and like maybe it'll work out or whatever. Bitch was moist probably because you were bad then the passing dude, it's healthy for you. Dr Kim said, so it's a less chance of his toxic shock. Okay, alright, alright,

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