Ep78: Blue Checkmark D-ck and Jerk Off Encouragement

Peyton Poor here in Harlem, New York. We are going to live it up, get some drinks, get drunk, and kind of have like a live homemail session. Fellas. Y'all are invited to. The date is September twenty nine or September at six thirty to eight thirty. It's a two hour event, open bar. It's gonna be a good ass time.

Get your tickets now that this definitely will be a sold out event, So if you're interested in coming, you can click the link in the bio and copy your tickets, or you can go ahead and follow me at full Court Pumps or the Horrible Decisions page on Instagram and go ahead and click that little link in the bio and get your tickets. I'm super excited to see and meet you all, as is cutty and I think it'll

be fucking fun. So again, go ahead and click the link in the bio, click the link in this description, get your tickets. I'm super excited to see you and let's get on with the show. On Mike check one to one to Mike check one two one too. Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. It's so on. This is the girl MANDYB And I'm wheezy and um. We're actually giving y'all this episode because we know that the therapy episode was kind of hard to get through.

It was different than all of our other shows. Some of y'all really don't believe we made it through. Actually, since that therapy session, weazy Don invited me to a dreat contract and talk. I actually said to somebody, she said, could you invite her to drink before me? I said, you know what? They felt like one of those things that were like, you know what we had it was the day before, it was, what was the day we did it? I was like I had one tickt leven. I was just like I saw her name in my

phone and I was like, why's she called? Hello? You did? I was like, UM, I don't know, Hi Instagram, I don't I said, if it was before that therapy, ever said, I didn't gave it to a bum like come dance. If it was before the therapy episode, that whole would have been like, I'm like, you're on D, D and D. I'll hold it for souvenir. Shit bro. The Drake concert was so lit. If any of you have a chance to go to Drake in your city, let me tell you I had the best. I had such a good time.

I'm going tomorrow. But before we we we we even bring up Drake. I do want to give one huge shout out and thank you UM to Chris Morrow, a king in the Loudspeaker Network for UM, and doctor some Lady and doctor Maya Pedaphord for definitely coming in here, may Petty for Petty Ford. You know, I mean, I thought she was great. I think UM that there was no way we could have had um one of those calm, timid, maybe white ladies in here. No way they would have left.

I don't think they would have been able to tame us the way that that doctor didn't, so I was appreciative. I found out she don't take insurance, so I won't be You know, I ain't got enough coins in the paperhood yet. I don't even know if I don't even know, if you need someone like that, I would know. I think I do a little. But but but that could

have just been a podcasting. It's crazy because well, me and Cutty were just talking to and she has a therapist that she doesn't want to see anymore because that therapist only makes like Cutty does all the talking. I don't want someone to just listen. I want someone to walk me through my thought process. And I think that Dr marya pedaphor, did a really good job with that, although you know she came f my fucking necks. I you. In the beginning, I was like looking at comments from people,

which I said, I wasn't gonna douce. I really tried to check out you. You loved comments. I couldn't help it. And it was like, damn, it was one o'clock in the morning. I saw Weazy retweeting ship. I'm like, bitch, go to bed. Let me tell you something. I don't even know if you know, let me you know what let me never. I don't even want to give this shine. Don't give it. Don't give a ship, don't give an no shine, because I'm gonna see you and talk about

the motherfucker's I blocked today. Block you blocked people, Yeah, block motherfucker's. I ain't got time of I need to block all that negative energy. Oh my goddamn life. Were already trying to mend our energy well. And then mentor to what I realized was what was funny was people was talking ship and then right when they heard them where I was like, please just just leave. We're just chill right now. Can you please not do all that bullshit?

The was like, I'm sorry, by the way, something that to something that the listeners brought up, and I guess I will go ahead and reiterate because I know many people like since you should have told us that an episode five. Y'all know I talk loud. I know y'all your ears, yes in real life, like I thought you was lying, don't. I'm dead serious. I got tunes in my head like before I went to Singapore, so I have really bad sinuses like my ears note and throat, and so I had got really bad sinuses. And I

was like, I'll get better. Let me drink some gatorade. I don't really like medicine, bitch. I let my sinuses get so fucked up that one of my ears I couldn't hear in it anymore. So I went to the doctor. Come to find out the sinuses had infected both of mine. They ruptured my ear drums, so I was like, am I gonna be able to hear again? They listen, this is what you did when you said you were working on something with your voice and your raspy throat, and

you said I might have to I'm getting something. Oh well, yeah, well at that point, actually surprisingly um when I went because they had to do the check on my ears and throat while I was getting my ears my ear surgery, he actually said that my tonsils were really big and then asked me about snoring, but he accumulated a lot

of that to my weight. So I feel like maybe that's why I don't snore anymore, and that's why I'm not as right definitely as Wow, there's no more ya, But you always, you know, people would leave the rudest. Do you sound like you had a bunch of come last night? Don't motherfucking turn it off. Yeah, I thought, let me tell you, Um, I want to say my piece, and I want to say you tell me yours like most the thing that you agreed with the most, and

I text you that night. The thing I agreed with the most was when she was like, when you were like, I need to help me on the back end, she was like, maybe she doesn't know how to do it. And honestly, that was the most real thing she said, because there's a lot of things that you want me to do that I haven't learned how to do yet. And it's of course not like I don't want to do them, I just don't know how. And so when she was saying that, I don't want to give a

props because she was getting my nerves. So I was like to sit here and say it. Well, in in response to that, I will say as a self reflection and something that I've done my entire life, including like being in school and talk. But um, I feel that I am a perfectionist. So I've noticed like even episodes where I was like, listen, bro, I can't post it you like I'll see it here and be anxious like is she gonna add the sound effects that I add

are the love is gonna be right. So, because I'm such a perfectionist, I feel like I honestly probably don't even give you the credit that maybe you can do it. And that's something that I just have to work on because in a group project, I'd rather do it all and fail. It's even when we were doing when we were arguing about Excel spreadsheets, I'm like, Nigga, I don't do Excel. We're not gonna your nickname is tally Mark Cole. We're not gonna be sitting here, have you? You You do

our inventory with fucking tally marks. God damn it, goddamn tally Marks. Okay, So my biggest, my biggest takeaway um that I think that I'll take from it, And it's actually what she mentioned is something strongly that Cutty has has um reassured me of and in my conversations with her, and it's that when you are trying to be nice, I don't even want to hear it, and that you know,

I know. And so that's something that I genuinely have to take out my bias and try to listen to you when you are trying to be genuine and take it take you at face value for what you're telling me at that point and not try to think about things you've said in the past or how you've made me feel in the past. And so when she came to me and was like, you're not even trying to listen to her. She's sitting here, right here, and you

just act like you don't want to listen. And I know I do that, And so when when she said that, I was like, Okay, that's something that I guess what. I ain't got no trust issues. I mean, I did you know, I feel like I'll be trusting. But y'all did say you want to see it back to some fun and actually I so Mandy was like, let's do some episodes tonight. So I was trying to get a guess she was like no, and I was like, bitch, I had to delete her d M to somebody like bitch,

what are you doing solo episode? So all right, I'm gonna get this out because I feel like y'all need to know she black cock y'all. It's been like probably six years since that it was it's been like a year and a half, but it's just been like four years and Jeeves and random New York. You had, you had black dick since you've been in New York. I had old black, but not like UM. So this happened on my last day in l A. I was just like, Wow, I'm not gonna get no dick. It's not gonna happen.

I was staying with my friends A J and Toya shout out to them, and then I was staying at their place and I said, you know what, let me get a hotel because I gotta give myself dick energy. So I went and got this spot in Hollywood. I was, I'm gonna get some dick tonight. Didn't happen. The last day, nigga, I got this text that was like, Yo, I'm back

in l A. Never fuck this dude. And the reason I'm a little shame to talk about it is because I just went on bands show and said I fun niggas that have five hundred followers or less, which is now a lie because this was UM shout out to somebody I came remember who came up with the name. We're gonna call him blue Check. And I'm embarrassed about it because I feel like a true hoe. Now I went right pause that pause, that pause, that pause that you're not gonna associate Blue check Dick would be in

a real home. I didn't tell you how it went. I didn't tell you how I went. No, no, let me explain how it went. Dick is Dick? You are? You are? Diner was no dinner? I even wrote him. I was like, oh my god, you know I usually go out to eat that that was south of there. I showed right up, got to the doorman. He's like, can you give me? Can you give me the last name? I was like, I gave you the number of the He's like, no, no, I need the last name. You

don't even know that nigga last nick. I don't know if it was like alias or something. So I started texting him like, oh, can you tell me you're real quick? Can I tell you? There are two Blue Checks that I um. One was a friend when I fucked. They did have alias is one The singer used Johnny Bravo and the athlete used Superman. Oh I like that? Yeah, well I I really didn't know, and like, so I started getting really nervous, and then I started getting really

insecure and like not feeling that pretty. It was just weird thing I was going through, and I'm just like, why am I doing this? Like I am emotional and plus I was like, oh, but he's so cute and nice and like he ain't really gonna take me to eat persons was sucked up. So anyway, he opens the door and I was texting him because it was you know, it was later. I was drunk. Now I had sweaty pussy,

but I was gonna give it to him. So I was like, well, let me take a shower first, because he was like, yeah, the second you see me, you need to be on yourknees. I'm like, let let me clean, let me clean up. Because he's listened to the show, so real quick, did you did you do a whole bath or you took a real bad I took a real bath because I needed to get in there because I felt like he's had great, a top tier pussy and I wouldn't about to let my pH battles be

sucked up this micro floora ship. So he's listened to the show, so he knows I'm into submissive ship. So we started texting about it and sexting about it, which I always say, like, you shouldn't do before you going to date me me, you ain't even go on a date though this was a straight up sex me it was.

But so I get in the shower, I'm like, fingers deep and pussy and I never stick my hands inside myself, but I was in there bit and I'm like, let me make sure i'm aired out, you know what I'm saying, because I ain't about to go on this show because I haven't had sex with someone yet that has heard the show first, if you know what I'm saying. Anyone I've had sex with that not knowing how to podcast it ain't know. So I come out, He's smiling and ship and I'm like, oh my god, he's so cute.

I'm like trying to like, you know, telling the Fun album. Plus I ain't tell him that it's been so fucking long that nigga, so you know, he's like, you know, you know you had to put that back on you what KNDA forever? And he knew it. I think he might have said it, and I was like, so anyway, he's like, um, we're talking and blah blah blah. I'm like, oh, you have some motion. He's like looking at me like but you know, I got at so I'm just sitting

I don't know what to do. And then we're making some kind of small talk and then he was just like, okay, I don't I don't care about how the club it was or the wedding that you were at. And then he told me to get on my knees. I started going down on him, and he was like, this is what you asked for, right, And he's like look at me. I'm like right, so bitch, he listened to the shower,

so he says, say thank you. So I take his dick out of my mouth and I said thank you, and he said I didn't tell you to do it, so I had to go put his dick back in my mouth and then say I was like, so we started sucking. I come so hard immediately, and I really didn't want to do his horn like that, but like I just was super backed up and I was shaking so embarrassingly that he was kind of looking like what the fund is wrong with this? But it was like

TURETSI jittery. It was really bad. So long story short, Um, while we're fucking, you know, throwing it back a little bit, whatever my little booty could do because I'm pretty sure he felt people with holks and he was like, O, I'm gonna get this pussy and I'm gonna keep sucking. He was like, oh for real, looking back, like thank you and anyway, So I got back on my knees. He came in my mouth. It was awesome, and then he told me to lay back down and ate my pussy.

Why I could still taste is come And that was really great. So following that, I get in the bed. We're making this weird small talk. Before you know, I'm assuming he gets my uber home and we're sitting there and I start saying, Oh, have you seen Black plans Man. He's like, no, not yet, I gotta go check it out. I was like, I've been seeing a bunch of movies lately. I got movie passed. He's like, oh, what's that. I'm like, you know, you pay like ten bucks a month for

a limited movies. And I'm showing him to app and I'm like, you rich, and I just I felt stupid showing his like you know, no, you can't do that. They're they're regular people, you know. And and that's the thing, like I haven't had enough blue check Dick to just be feeling like they're not untouchable, and it was just really weird for me. So anyway, I get in the uber, He's still texting me, and I'm kind of like, oh,

this is still going. The next day he keeps texting me, and now all I feel like it is bitch, this is dick that bitches pray for. And I feel like I want, I really do. But I was sitting up in the house happiest. Fuck. I don't know, bitch. He texts us back to back, go ahead, we can say the funk. I just said, Nigga, we recorded, sorry for the literally just called wheezy. She declined, and then he gonna hit me right after saying, Yo, I'm like, nigga,

we recorded, damn. He wanted to answer the phone. You fine, let's call him back. Go ahead. I don't know what he wants. He knows the recording because I told him the Kink of the week is about him. Yo, what you want? I want to know? Why not? Oh my god, yo yo yo yo yo. We're lie. We're like we're and we didn't do nothing. We didn't do nothing. Mandy was tripping and you know, and Alice got a good job. I feel so bad. I don't know why she did that.

I just listened to that everybody we've been going to do one. Oh what I thought to me. Okay, So anyway, thank you so much, have a blessed day. So that's just finishing. That's how long it time to um? But whoa long story short? Okay, uh, condom almost got stuck again. And let me tell you, I think it's my vagina. So I'll be doing this thing where I like started. I really know how to use my kegels now. And right when he was sucking me from the back, he was like yo yo yo, stop and I'm like, oh,

this pussy is so good, He's gonna come. And then he was like, no, bitch, the slide. So I feel like it's my vagina, and now I want to take accountability for that second. I also want to mention the first time in my life that I ever felt so groupy was genuinely at this Drake concert. Let me tell

you why I'm gonna make it fast. I got flow tickets. Um, they were only like two hundred bucks or whatever, but like, you get to be by these risers, right, so like Rory and Chris styles, of course they got their backstage so they could enter in and out the floor, and I'm like, oh, y'all niggas got free drinks. Kevin Durant was there, Shaggy, all the bitches that Drake from Instagram, Um French Montana, other famous nick Michael B. Jordan's, and

there it happened. Wait, you didn't tell me Michael B Jordan was there, because that continued to listen, you gotta you better have taught to him. If you ain't taught to him, you will pussy home. I never really thought that I would have that reaction, my nigga. I freaked out, so hold on, So I said to myself, right because all of a sudden, NonStop came on, I said, let me go back a day because I'm freaking out. So

something that comes up. He's like, yo, y'all want to go back to the age, blah blah blah and go to this party. And I'm like, we want to go that goddamn party. So we're back there and I see Drake's daddy talking to some holes Fresh Montana's with these two big booty girls. They were so hot and actually he was really cute in person, so boom, I think there was Mac Wild or something who I was like, Yo,

you're supposed to come on the show. And so suddenly Michael V. Jordan comes to talk to him, because of course regular people you know what I'm saying. And I'm sitting there trying to blend in, like I ain't about to pass it pass out, so I couldn't say nothing. So hold on. We went to this after party. I only want to hear no more, and I was like, this is gonna be my moment. I'm gonna ask the

sneaker for the interview. It's I gets super close that Michael Jordan and then I start having a panic attack here and I can't know what. I can't do it. So now I'm dancing a slow motion. I forget he's there, and I started screaming that outside Dick got them home sick. And so he says to me, oh, damn you about to go outside of something. I said, no, I'm gonna stay right he or next to you, exactly what We're doing, this smiling thing back and forth. And then I'm like, oh,

my names Wheezy. He told me his name, and then I'm about to get it out. No I didn't. I just like Oh, it's it's what I never heard of. It never heard like like the basketball player. Okay. Um. So then I'm sitting there and I'm starting to think about kill Monger and how like I've masturbated to him, like literally legitim masturbated to Michael Jordan and I didn't say that, but then I was like trying to get closer, and then mac Wild said something. I was like, yeah,

I'm gonna come back on the show. I was supposed to be on their mouth and I'm like, speaking of my show. I turned around and he's gone, and I missed my shot. He disappeared in the air. Bit you better you should have been looking. By the way, who else was in the club? Small little bar? I'll tell you the name of it later, because I feel like his nigga's hat out, Jesse Williams and fucking little Romeo, which really, I swear to god, he had the biggest security in the club. And I died, bitch, I said,

these niggas think got security? You fucking with this stepping front motherfucker. Bitch, I'm telling you he had a hood on, like hey, you want to be recognized? Sunglasses. Anyway, I walked home masturbated to Michael B. Jordan again and um, and yeah, I'm so disappointed in you. I just went to a matter of fact, blue Check called me in the club to say what's up, and I was like, I got somebody else, but yeah, so it was great.

I'm so you know, you know, since you're now in the blue Check mark realm, what you gotta do is slot into Michael B. Jordan's MS because I heard that if you offer him a smoothie, he'll take you on a date. He did that ship with a bit from Okay, but I think that was just being nice or whatever. There's a video that came out, by the way in the shade room with these little kids freaking out about Michael B. Jordan's and that was me in the club, so he didn't know that I was going crazy like

nice meeting you. Well, now it's a little too late, but here was my question for you that told you I want to bring up hold on. So Blue Check dick. Right right before I go over there to fuck him, he calls me or sends me a voice nemo and asked me about being discreet and like if I can be discreet And I'm like, if he wants to sucking, having you sign an NBA or some sh it. And then I was so insulted when he said that to me.

You shouldn't be that. I literally was like, I'm not going over there because he probably thinks I'm gonna air him out. Blah blah blah. So my home girl was like, Yo, you've never sucked somebody while you've low key been somebody. You gotta realize you have a platform now and you can't. And not only that, like we do talk the way

we do. So like I've had Blue Check, well a ballplayer like be like chilled out on me because of the show and because he was listening to it, and he was just like, oh na, bro, like you're not gonna make me. And I was like, we don't even say names, and he was just like no. But then not only that, like um, if you hang out with certain types like especially more so the entertainers, not so much the athletes, but like Chris Brown, my nigga, that nigga had you signed an NBA before you come into

the room, like and I've hung out with him mad times. Now, Oh no, you can't say ship that happened in this room. You can't say, like, and he makes you what what do you saw you sign? You first year, last name? And I want to say maybe even your social my nigga, like they don't motherfucking play that ship. Well, I was super nervous and like, that's why I didn't make you sign anything. No, he didn't, but he talked about it again.

Recorded your voice note, I promise I will not. Well, he asked me for a picture, and you know what, right when he asked me for that picture, I was like, you know, this is his collateral. So I didn't. Yeah, He's like, will send me something to hold me over till you get there? And I'm like, you know what, I really don't want him to feel like I'm gonna say something because I'm not. I would never do it. But um, I'm glad told my mom and my mom said stop playing. It's like I just saw him. I

just saw him. I just saw I'm a TV so I always hype um. But it was great and I'm looking forward to sucking him again. He's gonna be out of time for two weeks, but um Daddy says, you know he's gonna come get this piste. I guess. Um it was kind of brought up that I didn't go with Wheezy to the drake concept. But that's because I was getting the best tick of my life and I'm going to share that story on another episode I just

gonna do. But just give us anopsis. Not I ain't gonna get a synopsis yet, because just just know that in I got to Pagan Nigga and so I have a whole new pegging story to share. And not only that, just know as much great sex if we have talked about on this motherfucking show, just know that in twenty eighteen, I just now had the best sex of my life. Well, the freakiest, nastiest sex doesn't allow me to do a lot of things. Let me do, Mandy said to me when I asked her. Um, she sends me a picture

of the dude. She tells me the stories. By the way, me and Mandy haven't spoke. We've talked more in the last four days than we have all years. All easy. So she starts telling about him, she sending pictures. I said, but she's so fun. I need you to tell me something bad. How many kids you got? She goes, well, actually, actually, I mean he's not perfect, but nobody is um and but it was literally the best. But I guess I wanted to share a story so as you guys know,

and I haven't really got to talk. First off, I've been drained with my new job. Um Spotify by HBO showed up? What up? Because a bitch really don't am really about this corporate life like she thought she was gonna be. UM, I started this new job and I'm drained. I literally as no, when your salary there's no over,

So can't you say no? Isn't it like no, No, I'm a first year, there's no saying no. I get reviews and ratings, and my increase depends on my reviews and ratings, and so it's like it's really really tough. Like literally, I kind of got scolded at because when we recorded our therapist episode, I didn't get home until midnight. They let me leave the office early to come record that.

What they expected me we recorded it eight They expected me to log back on at midnight to see if anyone needed help with anything, And because I didn't, the next morning, my senior year was like, well, we were waiting for you to sign back on and we noticed that you didn't even reach out to see, like that's something that you need to do. And I'm just like, like, when I get home tonight, I have to log into

my computer and finish a draft. Like it's really really hard, but I will say I wanted to bring up that. So seven hit the very first week I started, and so I was like, okay, So I worked Monday. Tuesday morning he hit me, of course at five am in the morning, and I was like, I have worked to go to I have you know, I got to do this. But I was by, it's fine, I'm gonna go get this, dick. It's five am. This is the time that I can get it. This is this is it. This is around

his time when he leaving the studio. Okay, bet So I get dressed and I go see him and not realizing that, you know, the first week of work, you kind of gotta be cute. I didn't bring a brush, I didn't bring my makeup, I didn't bring anything to kind of fix myself after and he we went to rounds and we never go two rounds, bitch. He gave me two like amazing rounds to where my second day of work, I went in with one eyebrow and looked like I had just came from the motherfucking gym, like

bun was all. I had one eyebrow because I did my eyebrows prior to going to him and with my face and no, I literally fucked him from five to seven thirty and then took Uber to from Jersey during rush hour hold on with wait wait wait start we started, Yeah, look at get that minute marks so nobody. Look, look it's in Jersey, mad niggas in Jersey and up north, like well, they say, doing concert north is like rocket, Um,

what is it Rochester? I've got about to say rock away, but you should just take the note B because I'm telling you know whatever, I'm sucking a blue check nigga. I'm scared, bit right you But I'm like nigger. We live in New York. They live in New Yorker, Jersey.

What else does nigga live at? Um? But no. So I took Uber from from Jersey to so like we fuck and worked together probably like two and a half hours, and we just sucked and it was like some good ass And I probably shouldn't have hit the blunt, but I definitely did, thank god, you know, I mean whatever, I really haven't wanted to smoke more. We need to get myself relaxed for anal sex. Like I'm tired. After you sent me the strap on that you sucked that guy with, I was like, I need to grow up, girl,

you gotta grow up. And it's it was good. Took it all all the way. When we were leaving for the therapy episode, there was an Adam and E box here and there was a prostate kid. Didn't even ask no, thank you so much. I gotta leave. I needed for this weekend. I've got to go well. And I do want to give a shout out. And this is not a paid ad um, but I did get the prostate kit from Adam and Eve, and I actually went ahead. Um that nigga was fitting three fingers in his booty

before we even sucked. So I just went straight to the big one. I didn't think I needed to waste my time with the small ones because so I didn't use funk loum because but you got all the bottles, um. But I did use a water based lube because I got a new strap on because I left my fucking strap on at Buru College from our live show in New York bitch, I know your gag thing gotta be in that bag too. I lost at the college. So

whoever at Buru College? Oh god, so we left the check that we donated to um sur I left the check, so you left a strap on and they're never having us. I've been talking to an the influencer who hit me up on Instagram. She's like, hey, I know you did

your show at that place. Blah blah. They don't don't get the recommend from you, all um, all right, So kink of the Week this week, shout out to the home e Van went on his show and we talked about the kind of porn we like, and he talked about a porn that I actually had never heard of, and it's called jerk Off Encouragement slash Instructions, where basically, have you heard of this pork? You heard of this? No, I didn't know it was a category. I didn't know

it was a category. So there's basically he was like, you know, there's like a countdown that they do where these girls will like walk you through the jerk off blah blah blah. I was laughing, but I got some clips of a woman doing it, and here we go get yourself to the fucking edge. Get yourself there. I want you to get there. Okay, get yourself to the edge, but I want you to hold yourself there. Just get

yourself to that point. I know you're so close. And so actually, now that you play that, do you want to know the funny thing, I enjoy watching guys jack out mostly on Snap because they don't send me in the but um, I'm talking to him. Yeah, So we'll be on Snap while they will FaceTime sex guy what of all that ship, They'll be on video and it's a lot and I'm watching them just jack off and they literally enjoy me talking to them. So, but I

don't do it that way. I'll be more so. The girl was taking her hand and mimicking a jerk off, which was weird. I don't do that, but I try to put them into a scenario. So you would like, if my mouth was on that dick right now, wouldn't you? Or like? So I do a lot of talking like that, and I think that it's actually well, I think it's a good thing for people to do if maybe they are in a long distance relationship. Yeah, I get that a lot with Loverboy. By the way almost had some

skype sex with him. I don't know why. Let me tell you something. Whenever I get bored. Oh I know real quick before you go there. I just want to let the listeners know if you fucked a bit a while ago and y'all ain't talking, she just hit you up.

She bored. I just don't think that we've really missed y'all. Nigga, we've bored and the niggas on our phone right now acting up, so we're just like, okay, let me go to somebody, okay, because bitch, I really don't like to think they're like even thinking about haven't thought about you. I'm just bored. So he hit me up because and it's funny because this nigga could never listen to ship when we was sucking. He hit me up about the Rory episode and he's like, why you said my name

and that I couldn't afford Japan. I was like, I wasn't talking about you, bro, I was talking about another nigga and he was like, oh, yeah, of course he can afford you. Fan. So long story short, we end up getting on FaceTime like I think a week before that or so, and he pulled his dick out, and I was like, do I want to show him my puzzy? And I kind of even wanted to send him nudes before I send him to other niggas, just to confirm

and see what he thinks. You know what I'm saying, Because now that I'm back on my open relationship ship ship, I'm sorry you big team. I feel like, you know, I gotta get my nude game up and I want to start how in active. It's crazy that you said that because I remember I went through we did a bet a while ago. I don't know what episode it was, but that I wouldn't send nudes and I will sit here and tell you that you would or yeah we did a bet. Yeah, but I'll tell you now. She said,

oh one of them is old. They just don't count. I didn't just take it. No. But recently I have not been sending nudes, and it's mostly because I do have consistent dick but also because with sending nudes and videos to me, it's something that you do with excitement and anticipation of seeing somebody. And because I'm so busy right now, my nigga, I can't get flown out, so and you're not coming to New York. So what do you want me to do? I'm not a pen pal.

Call someone else. I mean they're fun when you're not. You know what, it does take time that board right now, I was by the way, me and Jeeves laughed so hard about me fucking that fifth year oldniggo who got a condom is talking about pussy, and I just really appreciate that we were that at that point where we could laugh because he was just and that came right after discussing fucking an elder like that really good. He wasn't an elder. It's at sixty five and over having

to defend myself. I've had enough with the therapy. Fifty is not elder, and he looks forty. Okay, let's get vanilla ship because wait, we're not going to do vanilla ships in minutes? All right? You got vanilla ship? Was vanilla? S Oh no, we can talk about this vanilla ship? All right. So I got this sent to me from a girl I work with. Actually, and it's a Vice article. We'll put in this description, um, and this is a caption the headline. This photographer documented three couples having sex

on their period. Okay, no, I have a thing about this all lesbian couples. I know you do if you're a grown adult. In two thousand eighteen. In two thousand eighteen, period sex shouldn't really be an issue. Sometimes people with vaginas bleed from them. Get over it. Uh, let's see. There was a thirty year old photographer from l A that feels like it's not a big deal, and she called her photo series of period Peace, where three queer couples were enjoying period sex. Um. The first one is

with a woman that has blood on her mouth and hands. Um. She said what they basically vice was saying, Why do you feel like you need to explore the topic of period sex? She said, well, it stemmed from a conversation about friends were grossed out by it. I was really shocked. I thought about you and really disgusted when I mentioned that I have sex in my period. They were disgusted. I was so surprised at them, you know, like, why are women deemed untouchable in the period? Why especially when

your hormones are changing and you're more aroused. So she decided to do this photo series. The next picture is this couple where like her hand is on her girlfriend's breast um, and you can see blood on the breast. She says she doesn't know why people are feeling so weird about It's just different fluids from the same place. Society is so scared to talk about periods in general. To being intimate and having sex in the period is

a whole another level of taboo. When I was young, it was so embarrassing for someone even know you're on your period, even just buying tampons, that toel shameful. Um. A friend in high school said he was shocked because he heard that his friend had stained her underwear, and he explained how disgusting he was at the thought. And she said, every single month, I have to remind myself I have my period and I stay in my underwear. Um. There's a representation of periods on TV from Sex in

the City once. Um, that's the only one that she can remember. Yeah, they don't really talk about periods much on I will say, and I think the only movie that I've seen that's that that has referenced period that's disgusting. Um. And it's super bad when she's dancing on and then it gets on his shorts and he's like, yo, what the fuck that's period blood and they all that's how I knew the girlfriend. They all start laughing at him for having period blood on his shorts. So this is crazy.

The real short story, I don't want to make it long. We actually talked about this with the fucking doctor, with Dr Kim, and I'm embarrassed to say clearly we haven't talked often, but I went on Live and shared the story. Um, recently, I did have sex with someone who came to town, and he came to town and my period came a week early and I was mad and I was not gonna let it stop. Um, So I is that when

you asked the Instagram what to do? Yes, bitch, yes, because so I'm at work, mind you, my period is supposed to come on for another week, So I like, n God laughed at me, bitch. I went to the bathroom and wiped pink and had a fucking heart attack. So I'm sitting here asking my co workers. Profen there like, is it a headache? No? I heard ib Profen stops it if you take two. I don't know, I asked him,

mad ship. Someone said to drink a jello pack. I was like, I wonder a jello pack match you put it in the water and before it turns solid, you drink it. And I'm guessing maybe it's there was a girl after a punk this weekend that was free bleeding see no bro disgusting. But anyway, so I do want to sit here and say I decided to go of the route that all of my whole friends. Yes, I

did the sponge. Dr been like oh, when I did the sponge, I put a lot of water based lube on it, and I only used one because I was on my first day and he didn't even know and his dick wasn't very big, So like, I was able to get it out within twenty four hours. How did you wait? Wait, you didn't even say it wasn't right away? Well, because I spent the night with him, so I didn't want to bleed on the bed, so I kept it in me so that the blood didn't go on the bed.

I didn't have no tampons or nothing with me, and I couldn't put his tamponi. I don't know everybody's gonna say I'm a child, but I'm gonna be honest. I don't really wear tampon. You're a pad warrenhole, you're a child. I used thinks and if you guys don't know what thinks is, it is a underwear that you could bleed with. Um, they're amazing. They're like, we're not going by the way the lady made it. Hit us up. We're gonna have her own trip. Some periods I saw, but I can't

childish stick things in me like I freak out. Bro, you can stick some you know that's different. Um. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go ahead and get into our horrible decision. And the horrible decision for this week has to do with sexual bucket lists. No, it's called a bucket list, a list, Okay, fuck it list. I mean, I guess we could do that. So what's crazy is to Weezy sent me a list and it's from the Sturge. Can

you start a tally? When we read these off, you get like a column going, I want to see who's done the most? How many are we going to read through? We'll just read them off and we're gonna say, yes, the first will do the first one, right, let's do M and W. So it's tally market home. Why don't you get an excel friend? Yeah, we're gonna do tally so this is just some random app So I asked Mandy, actually today I was like, oh, let's let's do a

fucket list. She's like, nah, after this week and I'm done. N I don't need to shils. I literally told her. I said, I said, you don't even know the type of sex I just had on Friday. I'm done. My list is one. I didn't did what I want to do. I don't want to do anything else sexually that I haven't done already. Like bro, I think I didn't cross off every every fucking checkbox my nigga. Well, well let's see,

we'll refreshurment. Let's find out one kiss a girl. Actually, you know what, check the ones that we haven't done. Let's do that. Yeah, because we don't did all this kiss a girl? Wait, wait, wait real quick, while you guys are listening to the show, maybe you guys can join in on this game as well. And so if you're sitting at your work desk, don't let your boss

know what you're listening to. But if you're sitting at your work desk, go ahead and get a sheet of paper and a pen out and be ready to write a tally mark for the things that you have not done. A matter of fact, let's just go through the whole thing. Fuck it is, it'll be quick. Okay. So right, a tally mark next to the things that you have not done, and we're gonna see. I guess who is the biggest hell because you're a bigger hole. Okay, So I'll start

with the first kiss a girl to have anal. But you can't read it that way, bro, we have people taken tally marks. You gotta be like, oh, I'm narrating right now. Okay, So number one kiss a girl. Number two have anal, a whole lot of it. Three have a threesome. Four engaging groups that I haven't done that you you haven't done group sex. I've had a threesome. Oh group sexes? Four? Yeah, oh yeah, I'll talk about

that later. With three couples, bro. Five have phone sex, six masterbit, seven, use a vibrator, eight use a sex toy? And someone else? Did nine be tied up? I think I'm claustrophobic. I don't. I don't like being tied up. Have you number ten tied someone else up? No? Oh wow? Yeah? Don't bag eleven have sex? In a public space. Twelve be a voyeur and watch other people having sex. By the way, for you guys, a live porn does not count. Sex in a car? What is this? Fucking in high school? Uh?

Warteen sex at a drive in? Which do we live in the country? Where do you have drive in? I don't know, Mark two of us. Fifteen sex on a plane mile high club. No, I wish neither too tall. I've been fingered. Oh that counts, bro it does. That's the part of sex. Okay. Sixteen sex with a stranger seventeen one night stand. Eighteen married sex, Huh, I have on accident. Wait, wait, the best kind in my opinion? Wait is this married sex? Isn't fucking a married person?

Or yeah? I'm assuming neither of us have been married. I'm assuming it's married person, so we've done. Uh. Nineteen sex on a boat is a cruise county? Does eating pussy count? Yeah? A cruise? Absolutely? You know. Twenty Sex in a body of water? Yep. You never sucking a pool? And I want to, but I heard it's not that great. Twenty one it's not light spanking twenty to red erotica, twenty three play strip poker monopoly or a card game. Have you No, I haven't. I've done like the sex

dice thing, sex in a shower. Definitely did the sex dice cross off my my Tally sex and Mandy Piston one sex standing up against against the wall. Definitely have done that yours Alright, guys, so we're gonna read through the second half. So look at you, Tally, mark, see how you doing. We're gonna go ahead and read to see what else we have not done. Um, sex with no kissing, I haven't done it. You've you've never done

sex with no kissing? Nigger, I ain gonna lie. I thought the blue check nigger wasn't gonna kiss me, and I was like, wow, is this this slutty? But I didn't know, bro some I don't even want to talk. Um. Seven sex in the pitch black, Yes, I've done that. Twenty eight sex in the broad daylight, funk. Have twenty nine making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin. Yeah, I've done that. Thirty Go ahead and mark this. Sex in a tent in the wilderness.

I ain't never been a no tent in the wilderness. Hold on, hold on, have you been in the tent. You know I'll be going to the festival. I'm really trying to. Oh, okay, okay, I've never had sex in a tent, but at Mystery at Woodstock, I did like hump like dry humper girl. No, no, no, no, no, I did it. Does that KILLT No? Okay, so we both never did that. Thirty one watch porn together, yes, thirty two watch porn alone every night. Thirty three Learn

to give yourself multiple orgasms. Yes, I have thirty four sex on the beach and I want to, but I heard the sand is like, do you haven't done that? I haven't done, motherfucking ass. So yeah, go ahead. Actually, I gotta fucking. I was only seventeen. We know. I was a child when I up and it was my first like U T I and I couldn't tell my mom because she knows we went missing that night. We did some ship um. So the next one is thirty five blindfolds. We know I have UM thirty six using

ice sexually, No, I haven't. I haven't done the ice thing bro um thirty seven sexual role play. Hell yeah, thirty eight whipped cream. I've never done that. I don't think i've done whipped cream either. Maybe I've I mean, can we just categorize that as food? I've done? Okay, I've done food. I've done food. Thirty nine La perla lingeris set? What is that the most expensive? And well I ain't get that ship a rainbow? All right? Um,

Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie. Sex, I've done that only because they had a sale at Colonial the mall offense, That's what I thought was Yes, okay, so sex with the one much older Mark queasy. I guess I could say, don't Mark. Oh wait, don't Mark. That's right. We both did that. Who's got more talities right now? Wow, you've done I've done less? Yes, which I told you want to? Big ulf? Wait? Wait wait have you had text with someone much older? Yeah? My little, my little African diplomat

bro like as different, Bro. You know, we go ahead and take care of a little baby, all right, Um, but I don't even like seeing him. He's so old. Oh my god. Okay, So forty two is sex with someone younger? Legal? Let me tell you I'm laughing hard at forty three, bitch, Oh forty three sex in the foreign country, possibly with a foreigner. Sure the funk have why else did we get on planes quickie and a skirt?

Sure have long in the rain. That's some white people ship. No, I ain't done an I've had tex even not a long ee? What's a long? He is just not a quickie? I know. Did you funk for long in the rain? No, that's why I said market have you? I ain't sucking the rain? Okay, so both bitch. Outside of the last couple of months, I normally have my hair done and I am not. Anyways. The next one sex in the ocean while people swim all around you. I would love to do that, but I haven't done that. I did

that in Puerto Rico. I have not done that and it burned to don't listen. Salt water and ocean pH just all doesn't sound like it goes together. Seven feather ticklers. Yeah, feather ticklers on my crops, like the riding crops that I gets banked with. It normally is a feather end to like go against your body. Okay. Forty eight sex wall altered, whether by alcohol or something else. Fuck yes, I had some great car sex on Molly that day. Y'all had me take Molly when we got back from

the cruise y'all. Oh my bad, No, that was cool. My friends that I was with the the time, who actually got me to do really bad things? Y'all? I did not want to take it. I should happen to me when I took Mom on the cruise. I wanted to leave that. I know that was terrible, bro, I cried, she has less than five minutes from intercourse alone. Yeah, that's what I do. And fifty is silent sex in a full house. I've definitely done that. Yeah, we definitely

done that. Should we keep going enough? I want you to go ahead and and get up your tally marks, so we marked what we haven't done? What is it? Five things I haven't done at a fifty? Bitch? You a whole? Yeah? I got twailed. I mean I what's crazy is those things that I haven't done. Though. It's like if it happens, cool, but if it doesn't, I'm not pressed. Like, I don't think you understand the sex that I just had on Friday, my nigga. I feel like I am fulfilled, but it was but it wasn't

only the peggy. Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. It's actually getting way more in depth, Like so they have an additional twenty five. One of them is like sex in a movie theater, sex with someone you're angry at, masturbating during sex, using a dildo, and your man on your man at the same time feeding someone sexually. Those are good. That was fun. Yeah, I mean, oh, I wanted to say when we were talking about funcket list, I was trying to think of places that people really

want to funk. Obviously airplanes were like, I don't know why car sex is such an obsession, bro, you like car sex like no for people, But I think I've figured it out. Your hat boxed in and it's like the heat and sweating. It's like that Titanic scene. Also like the smell of each other, which can be fun. I guess I always end up sucking out of the car the niggas that are too tall, like and I'm thick as fun. What were we doing in the backseat of my nigga? Is the too tall? I mean we

have drivers, so it's not like we can. I mean I sucked the sprinter, but I don't think that that counts as like have you ever been fingered in uber? No? But I was rubbing the niggas dick after we went to St K for dinner. I was rubbing the funk out his dick when we was going to the sex store after s t K. But I would you go get this from the sex story? I got this is Friday right? Yeah, I got the new the new Pegger. Yo, that's what Prelude to a Kiss called it. When you said,

what do you think Mandy does pegger? I got the pegger? But it was it was great. I liked to speaking the straps. I am growing a crush on young m A. Bitch, I want bitch. I'm about to slide at her. M I feel like young m A could probably do some things. I feel like she spits on it before she sucks you, and I feel like she'll slap you in the face with it. I feel like young also like I don't know, I just feel like she would choke me or something like.

And then I really like her voice, like no, like it's just really deep and I don't know, I really like her deep voice, which is crazy because I have a thing for Adam's apples and I know she doesn't have one, but it's like, I really like deep voices. Bro. And she got a new little girlfriend and I found myself talking she has a girlfriend. Had to delete my comment because I was shooting on another one. I felt, no, if she right, let me tell you how fucking shady

I was when I saw her new girlfriend. I said to myself, like, man, she like regular ho she definitely well. I guess let's go ahead and get into SMA. For the last two episodes, we haven't gotten to any of our homemail. UM. Once again, I also want to give a huge, huge shout out to dubbing as Sante for the sexual Trauma episode. UM. That episode has garnered so many comments and positive responses from a lot of our listeners. UM,

so I appreciate that. I'm sorry if you guys felt like I mean, you know, we'd be talking over But I think what happened with that episode mainly is like we had so much to cover we don't and I honestly was thinking in my head, I'm like, oh my god, be quiet, be quiet, But like I wanted to make sure we got some ship in there, like does your family know? How do you feel? Now? What was the

rape kit? Like like there was oh much shit, Like it just wasn't enough time, and like we had to get Rory in like, and I do want you all to know too, because I've seen a lot of comments like what the fund is this time? Let me you'll be talking about Listen, when we do do video, we're paying out an hourly rate. When we do get in the studio, we're in a studio where there are podcasts that either record right now. Do you know the readers in here, like Nigga, the retakes about six hours when

they record. So I just need you all to know. I mean, no shade, but like obviously we have to beck and call, and I just want you to know we all told because we is the last one to join lout why they getting kicked out? Listen. I just want you all to know. So the fact that y'all sit here complaining about us being on a time limit, we have people that we have to respect being on

this network. People's times as far as I can't wait till we're a podcast that's someone and they're like, now, y'all, Nicks can't come in because horrible decisions there, you know, were you don't say therapy episode a little. We're getting that, we're getting that, um, but yeah, let's go ahead and let's we oh look all right. Look, we get in confirmation from an audio guy. Y'all there, nigga. Okay, humble flex, look ahead, what's up? Look? He like, let me get

on my Let men be honest with y'all. I tell a few podcasts. I'm not going to say their names. Okay, you gotta say that. You gotta relax. That day belongs to horrible decisions. Yeah, well, bo, we got a day, nigga, even though our day switches up because our schedules eight ship but um, we're working home. Let We're gonna go ahead and get into the homemail. I'll go ahead and I'll read this out. So I didn't get the the subject because I screenshot this, but here's the first one,

and I felt like it was good because Mandy Hope. Hey, ladies, I love your podcast. I'm a longtime listener. I foxed with you. We okay, oh wait, no, this isn't it. Sorry, Look, I'm like, what are you reading? First of all, I listen to every single episode, and I love this sex positive podcast. Being in the corporate world, it's refreshing to hear that I'm not alone. I'm twenty eight years old

and I'm currently in a relationship. In previous relationships, I have been involved in the swinging lifestyle, heavy clubs, host my own parties, traveled to parties, etcetera. Love being watched and watching. I'm also by and I've had relationships with females and I'm a fan of Pollyamory. It's been about four years since I've been in the lifestyle and eight pussy I don't know why she said that. And now I'm in in a great relationship with an amazing guy.

He is also conservative and vanilla. The sex we have as good but pretty plain. I brought up bringing toys in the bedroom, anal et cetera. And it's hard passed for him. He gets so defensive and I've even brought up having a threesome with another girl. We've gotten a huge blow fight. You need just to say he's not having it. I now masturbate when he's not there, and my sex drive has declined due to the fact that I feel slightly judged again. My relationship is amazing yet unfulfilled.

Any advice, and I thought about you because swing Yes, um so this is something that I talked about actually often with men who I'm thinking of possibly taking the leap as far as the relationship discussion is concerned or dating. UM, I know that someone who is by someone who has went to sex clubs, who's who would be interested in the swinging lifestyle. I know that sometimes I just want to eat pussy. Sometimes I'm gonna want to have sex

with a with a woman. And if that is something that my partner would not be able to understand, then that's something that unfortunately I don't want to be involved in. UM. I think that it's something that you have to UM, sit down and have a conversation with him, UM, because what maybe happened also outside of the bedroom. I think I've heard all the time like if you want to have sex conversations, serious sex conversations, don't even don't do it, not just only in bed, don't even do it in

the room, don't do it. But I feel like, UM, one of the things that maybe making him uneasy about it, and I've had this reaction from men before, is that he may feel an insecurity within himself and not being able to please you in the fact that you do want a woman to be involved. There are a lot of men and they're very intimate aided by a woman seeking another woman for pleasure, like nig I got dick. Why do you know, why would you want anything but me?

So I think you need to reassure him that he does please you, but that sexually you do crave having a woman. Just talk about it like food, and I'm not trying to dumb this down, but like, seriously, just I feel like we all have a lunch spot that we always eat at for work. You know what I'm saying. Mine is called Chef twenty eight is my favorite fucking restaurant to eat lunch. Mine is red Pokey, but well love that ship. Me and you ate there together for first time in HK and so there. I hate that

ship about three times a week. But sometimes I want pizza. I don't know what it is. I need pizza. It's not like anything's wrong with Chef twenty eight and that shitty little ten dollar sushi, But for some reason, I need pizza. And it doesn't mean just because you want to taste something else that that's not your faith, you know.

And I think another thing. The reason that I realized things that went so well with Jeeves, it's because he completely understood that, like I have a sexual appetite and it has nothing to do with my feelings for him. And so that initial stages of talking about sex and being open with it and what I might want and like, hey, this is honeymoon right now, but like, yeah, maybe openness later. It was awesome and I don't even know if I could ever be in a relationship again where I wasn't

fulfilled in that way. And bitch, if you for real hosting sex parties and now this nigga won't even let you have a fucking threesome with a bitch, which no offense, but I feel like dudes always think that's the easy. Yeah, i'd say break up with him. Um, before before you read that one, which is just a nice email, I do want to read this next homemail. Well, basically, y'all got the advice we gave we gave her, but this next home mail is actually really quite nasty and raunchy,

and I'm really glad that you picked it. I don't know what accident that is, but I'm gonna go ahead and rage right now. Okay, So heylight, as I love the podcast, long time listener, I folks with Weezy. I've been plotting on bringing you in home for some time now that I don't know, but they wanted because you say I want to a fan, but you a more guest star than I am. I feel like, hold on, bro, you say I want to funk a fan if I'm sitting here listening to a podcast and Michael B. Jordan's

go on saying yeah, I kind of want to. I want to see him invite your assad too. God damn. All right, so let me go ahead and get back. Anyways, I'm twenty six. I've been with my husband since I was eighteen, married at twenty. As you can imagine, we hadn't had many sexual experiences prior to one another, so we've just been becoming experts on each other's bodies and trying new things as we go. He recently started putting his finger in my ask, which is cool, Okay, it's

co it intensifies the orgasm that it does, ma'am. But that's not why I'm writing in girl, let's get to it you already. I give him a decent amount of head. I probably should give him more, but I never let him come in my mouth. I have maybe twice, like hell of years ago, and I just was like, I'm

not about that life and never did it again. The other night, when he was about to come, I asked him if he wanted to come in my mouth, and I think he was surprised, but he pulled out and I finished him off, and as he came in my mouth, I wanted to throw up. I spit it in a water bottle next to me. It didn't taste bad at all. It actually tasted mostly like water. Girl, you got a good one in well. My question is how do I not gag? What's the right way to swallow? If there

is one, help me with him? Sincerely, the wife that doesn't swallow, I just googled for you, because if you are feeling like that, like it's that gross, it's got to be his taste. She said it didn't taste that bad. She said it tastes like water. Though. Wait, why then? Maybe because she's just thinking that it's coming out his dick and she's disgusted with sperm. I letta keep it a stack. Don't swallow? Why why not? Like if? Yeah? But okay, So if your body have a question, here's

my question. If you're saying don't swallow, I don't swallow. I don't even know how to have this conversation right now, because I swallow every time, and I'd be like swallowing, and then once I know I got every drop, I go back till it's like numb, until he's like whoa. I would just be trying to suck every drop out

of it. But so here, Well, here's my advice then, because if you're not trying to swallow, the thing is, he's gonna know you spit it out if you jump up to go spit it out, or if you spit it in a cup next to you, Like say, he wants to sit there and late with you and have a conversation right after. But you can't just sit with us with the common your mouth. You gotta you gotta do something with it psychologically. If you're telling me that it tastes like water, I would say, think of it

as like you don't like them weak grass shots. They're not really good. They don't taste great, but they make you feel good and like you know, they're healthy for you. Look how the health benefits to come. Because I think that's why my my teeth are white, because i'd be swallowing nut. I'm just because there is a health Maybe

I mean I do brush my teeth too. Um, but I think that you should just look at it as he eats your pussy and we just we we let off a lot of juices and you're comfortable with that. I feel like you need to look at him just as you know, what do you say about I don't know any tips which I just swallow, like if it's if it's just I can't I can't get into it.

But I'm also like obsessed with come and looking at it, and so you like seeing it, So I try to make it sexier in that way because I can't swallow because I genuinely have a weird crazy I am complete opposite of you, and the fact that you don't want to see it, no bitch, when he comes on me, like if he like pulls off and like like comes on my butt on my back, I literally anytime I do that, I'd be like, oh, you are so nasty.

I think a nigga is so nasty When he come on med I tell him that, I'm like, oh, so you would rather swallow your soo mad it's on my butt cheeks rather swallow it. I don't know. And but what's crazy? I'm I swear to honestly, I think nasty like what like it's like I think like rat like then I feel like I am on some rated Z

type shit. I don't even know what from. Come on your gas, come on my ass for my tinny are Like if I think come, I think that that nigg is a freak, I want to take an Instagram that's fine, but I really do like I prefer swallowing. Bro. This bit just said she thinks it's more nasty if you come on her ass or on her body. She thinks it's disgusting and she would rather just swallow it. Which do y'all think it is more nasty? I like swallowing, bro,

swallowing or or coming on you? Coming on you? Okay if you if you guys are on our Instagram, we're gonna take that poll, and I want you to put the water emojis if you think that that's yeah water what water emoji has come anyways? Bro? Oh yeah, I'll figured it out by the to me, we're gonna take a vote. I don't know, it's weird because especially when you're dealing with with come that doesn't have a taste.

It's my niggative ship good like I'd literally be telling him he healthy, I like you you're beating good, ain't you like? I'll be telling him that nasty, that's nasty. That I'd be like, look, we get posted the hour I want to get I want to get into this really right. No, no, no, not the second one. But listen. She mentioned that the finger in the assid is intensifying her orgasm. Amazing thing that I want you guys to look at. Okay, I kind of want us to get

into maybe giving you guys some references for ship. But I randomly found this. Shout out to my homegirl Jersey Josie. There's a show on Netflix called Explained. Y'all hear about this? No, you know what I'm talking about, the female orgasm. I think it's episode sixteen. Don't quote me on that. It's about thirty minutes all about the orgasm and how it happens for women. Something really interesting. A few pieces I

took from it. The length of your clip goes almost all the way into your rectum, so that even when you're having vaginal orgasms, it's quote unquote still the clip apparently of your orgasm is the clip just hitting you in a different way, like reaches to your ass. Another thing I found interesting. Men after they peek and they have an orgasm, they have this refractory period where they can't be touched or anything like that. I know some of y'all can get back up or whatever, it takes

you some time. But with women, that's why we're able to have multiple orgasms because it can intensify them for us,

like we don't necessarily tap out. Um. It was really really fucking good and I wanted to write some ship down about it, but I just thought about it when you mentioned your ass, so like, apparently our clip reaches all the way to the ass, which is another reason why I find it interesting that people with genital mutilation are learning how to have vaginal orgasms because apparently that clip is still gone and that's how we have vaginal orgasm. It's crazy, Broke. I'm gonna leave the the name in

the episode for y'all go check that out. It's super fucking interesting. UM. Yeah, and I guess before we before we let off, UM, I do want to read um this one last email that we got, and it's actually one of the the emails that I said, literally touch us from UM kind of what we give you guys weekly um and the topics that we decided to talk about. So this one says, Hey, I just got through your episode with Dove, and it was surreal for me because

I had a girlfriend who was gang right too. So I thought i'd give you the perspective that's really spoken about the men who also have to deal with the ramifications of this horrible act. I've dealt with constant crying, the anger both directed to me because I was a male, and at herself because she thinks it's her fault. It's also dealt with her cheating on me with girls because of the confusion we were in high school when all

this happened. It's not easy seeing the woman you love her every day and powerless to do anything about it, and as a man, it works with you hardcore, And to this day, even though we're not together, I still love her and it still affects me. She's in a better place now and we still hang out from time to time, and it's affected relationships before because somehow I

still feel like I have to protect her. I think, even though it's a triggering topic, rape needs to be discussed in its rawness in the same way we discussed slavery because it's the only way to keep the fight, to fight the casual nature it's dealt with. Keep up the good work you guys are doing and stop saying Jamaican negazaint ship because this one has his ship together.

L O L love y'all. Um. That was definitely one of those one of those emails that was like, Okay, we're kind of doing the right thing here, like and so I appreciate you guys who do send us feedback. If you guys want to email and send us your homemail or just send us to y'all, send us y'all's critiques, y'all, send us what y'all don't like about y'all. Y'all love

to tell us what we say it wrong. Um. But but if y'all want to go ahead and on that sentence and let's say something else, god, um, well, you know, you guys just give us constructive criticism and we'd sit here and read every email and take it in deeply. Bro, I said another pot and I want to say it one more time. We've never said we never call ourselves ever sexperts. We're just women in the professional world trying to destigmatize crazy conversations like this, let you know that

you can do it too. We never we we funk up too. We try to make sex fun. We try to make it funny, informative, and we try to bring you the right information to know if we ever funk up, like the fucking up, don't don't bring up because I at apologize for ship. I say what the funk I want to say at all, motherfuckers, I need misinformation. For example, like the Roy episode, we should have known things like that, there might be some things that we don't know. Are

we supposed to be citicious? That's do we work for the U S Census Borrow? Ho? They just want us to be bringing out census Burrow, Census, the census. The sentence were for the sentence Burrow like, I didn't know there are six borrows? Fu you um. But what we're not perfect, and we try to sit here and honestly, what we're doing is we're opening the conversation to you guys.

And even with the therapist episode, with the sexual trauma episode, with a lot of our episodes, we want you to take these conversations and bring it back to your friends. Are are we an eye perfect? No? Do we try to be UM. Yeah, we kind of narcissistic, but we know that we not UM. But yeah, if you guys want to send us in your homemail or any emails regarding anything, UM. If y'all got to check for us, go ahead and email us UM Horrible Decisions at gmail

dot com. You guys can also follow us on our Instagram. Y'all love the interaction on our Instagram is fucking amazing. UM, and a lot of debates go on in the comments. So if you guys want to continue having these conversations are Instagram, y'all be fighting each other in the comments is good. UM, but follow us at Horrible Underscore Decisions. You guys can follow me Mandy UM on Twitter and Instagram at full Court Pumps and all of you guys

keep Weezy Twitter list. Weeezy Weasy runs the Horrible Pod page. I've been doing better. I've been really trying to get on yet so now I'm using on the desktop at work, So I've been like really trying to engage with you guys on Twitter. UM, but I just like I use Instagram so much that I feel like Twitter just like really sucks up your time and it's like such a fucking deep hole of shit. Um oh uh September I think it is. Check out my page or the Horrible

pod page. I'm doing a seminar with Gotham Podcast Studio and I'm starting to get really excited. Um. It's for podcasters that want to come out or that live in New York and that wants some help and advice and um marketing ship. I'm not doing the marketing portion, but I'm just gonna talk about our journey with horrible decisions and answer Q and A. And it should be a lot of fun. Do you have a paint date? Oh yeah, I'll update you guys. Stay tuned for the flyer. I'm

I'm I'm locking in now. I guess I'll stop by now you know what I'm saying. I'll come through because at first I was like, hang, going that home ship. You know, I might even stop by the Gotham Podcast. Oh if I'm not working, because these motherfucker's gonna be working. But um, yeah, I'll keep you guys posted. I'm doing a paint Poor with Passport Cutty. It'll be um super

excited it at Painting Poor and Harlem um. And then also we're just gonna go ahead and give a huge shout out if you guys are interested in going into a live show Mouse Jones at s obs UM next month and he has some special friends stopping through. So if you want to go ahead and check out a podcast live show, Um, go ahead and um follow Mouse Jones. Do you see mouse and Maria Lyn? Oh my god,

I saw Mouse Jones and Maya though Maya finance. Mariah Lynn starts rapping really awkwardly and then it is just like okay, bit it is such a good tip. Well, yeah, go ahead check us out wherever you can, and thank you guys. This has been yet another episode. We're still a hero of Horrible Decision. Hi,