Ep70: God knows my Bussy feat EatPrayThot

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I do? Going Adam and Eve? Tell us what you find, tell him we sent you w D fifty. Hey, guys, welcome back. It is yet another episode of fucking horrible decisions. Jesus, we're like episode seventies something something eight is nineties a huntred We don't even know, but I want to say we may have crossed over. Definitely cross over sixty nine by now, I just tried to get us sixty nine. This is your girl, Mandy Be. I'm wheezy, and we

are here with a lovely, lovely guest. I hope you guys have enjoyed um so many of our past guests. We have brought yet another podcast brethren onto the show and a black gay. That's hold on. I just had a have I met you but not in the studio? Did I meet you before that? Yes? You did? You? Did you? Did? You came up to me at that party Awnies party? At the Brownies party was a rock

nation even or something right? No, it's brown it was yeah, they worked their recognation at the time, but it's a Brownie. It was a Brownie. The person that flipped your phone and showed me that you were listening to it, I think so, like I d I just started listening to this week. H Well, if you guys don't know the voice or don't recognize the voice. We have missed a subbo from the Eat prate Dot podcast and that has spelt do th h O T. So I was like, um, I like to refer hi everyone. Um, I like to

refer to myself as a ally. So I support the thoughts, don't I believe in equal Well. I have moments, I have periods and times. But I think like when I like, whenever I say the name, people think I automatically like, am like fucking everything walking horrible past, which I'm totally in supportive driving. Huh. I just I'm not sucking everything walking. I wish I was. I wish I really do wish I was getting more dick than. I think we all

wish we were getting more dick than. Because you have the bussy, can you talk about what a bussy is really quick that I want us to know because I want you to reference this throughout the show and I need people to understand what a bussy is. Okay, so the bussy is essentially but plus pussy. I thought those boys some some people say it's boy pussy, but I just prefer but but yeah, boy pussy, just don't but yeah,

like but plus pussy. So it's bussy. So I if you follow me on Twitter, all my titles always have something like my my surnames on Twitter always have bussy somewhere in it. So right now it currently says, don't hide that bussy, divide that bussy. Prior to that, it was the best bussy period because I'm inspired by City Girls period. It. So I heard your bussy. I sent to your podcast on the way here, and I want to say, y'all, I really enjoyed the quality of it.

You ain't sound like you was in a bathroom or nothing. Last Bird, I'm amingo. I'm a bird. Pep talk. Yes, so bussy pep talk. So every so every episode, well actually just started that. But Bussy pep Talks is just essentially one reason why me and my guests either love ourselves or we're proud of ourselves for the week. Because I realized that a lot of times we don't necessarily um big ourselves up. I know I'm one of those people.

It's like, oh, I'm just so humble. I don't necessarily like to like like be like, no, I'm the baddest bitch in America. Everything to tell myself why why, Well, I'm working like the thing is like, you know, I'm healing and I'm working on like you know, mental health because all my greatness is in my busty spiritual cleansing today. And she was touching my um close to my groin and I was, why is she down there? And she's like, this is where your root chakra is. I was like,

she's like, and you have some darkness here. I said, well, all my sex is good. She's like, well, it's not only that everything comes from the root. We need to clear your root. And I was like, well, it's clear out. But it was just like she's got to have it. Like that bitch had me in a floral tub and ship. It was really I mean you know what, I was like a waste of money to me, it was amazing. It felt great. I think it was worth it. I mean, I put money into a single Dominican mother's pocket. I'm

fine with it, was mamma. So what we like to do with guests, um, it's something called an icebreaker. And because you have such I'm not lowky nervous. I don't know why I'm an icebreaker, you know. And and we're switching it up normally, you know, we do like the Icebreakers, but this time we're gonna do something called eat pray. Okay, ready breaker. So for the segment, we're gonna go ahead and ask, have you ever ate bussy? Oh? Yeah, I was a joke. That was a joke that actually was

not but do you have us? Because it was giving or receiving oral? But it's so I love to suck dicky. However, you ain't looking at us. I do I have you have like I have? Like I thought this was how you joined the gay community. No, no, so some people like no, I'll sit on a nigga's face like in five dishes that don't eat pussy in the three stum, So you're not eating ass. I will eat I have. I have lickd there, you know, but I've never No, I'm going to as I've done it like once or twice.

That doesn't count. I mean, I'm I'm just being honest. But how you eat prey? Blank? No? No, no, no, no, that's no because first of all, I'm sucking dick, so well, the I don't I'm not. I don't have to eat your heads. I mean it's just a bonus. It's not a bonus like but no, but like, but I'm also a person like balls are necessary, so you know what, I'm not particularly like big on balls. It depends what

they look like. I don't like like I don't like the ones that seem like they're deflated stress balls, like you know, like that there's like massage. I like them to hang just a little bit, but not too much either. I hate ones that also realized if they're tight up there, doesn't that mean you mind when I want to come? What is it? Mind's personally whenever, like I'm erect my balls like up they shrink up, Yeah, they go up and then they hang when they're just like regular every day. Yeah,

that's what I I don't know. I've seen both. So maybe like if you're going to put them in your mouth, is easier to get them because if they're up there, you gotta like right, got So have you ever included food into the bedroom? I don't think I had at what I think like feel like something. Yeah, I think like chocolate thorough but like one time, like when I was younger, I was, but I also still feel like, well he had chocolate, but it'd be advanced for me. It was like it was days when you like it

feels weird. I mean, it was college days when you do stupid ship because you're like, oh, let me try it, let me try the whipped cream. Yeah, okay, So we're gonna go now and to pray. And so I decided to bring this up because if you guys listened to the Swinger episode that was just on, our guest Gave said that he went into the bathroom and prayed for his dick to get hard in a threesome because it wouldn't get up. So my question is, have you ever

prayed for anything sex related? And if so, what? So? Number One, I cursed during cursed during prayer. The God knows my heart in my bok like I always tell people, God knows my heart in my book. Can that be the next episode title? I don't care who, even if it's not his. He knows my heart in my bussy. So I cut during. But I think I have prayed for sex because God, once again, God knows my heart. So if I say, like God, I really would like to meet a man, but he knows I want to

have sex, Like, why lie to God? He already knows exactly. Oh my God, I really need I really need some dicks. And like the last time I actually I think the last time it happened because this past so this past summer um, I was really really horny and I just like I had like I had like a series of

trips back to back. So I went to l A for BT Awards and then like I went straight to New Orleans after that, and I came to back to New York and I was just like everything in my body was like I need some dick, right, So, like I was hitting up that I would normally never even hit up, and it just like randomly, like I was like I was just in the house and I was like, we're literally about to give up. I was like, because it's like nine ten o'clock. I was like, I'm not

getting no dick tonight. I'm not getting like no, I was. I didn't pray per se, but I was like I was really like I really really really like I was like, Lord, yeah I didn't because you know, I watched this open speech and she said you don't get what you hope for, you get what you believe. And I really believe like I'm gonna get some dick. God maybe you have, so there is do you believe in, like you know, has

alternate gods like they have other gods. I mean, there might be a sexual god in your favor that you could be speaking to. And I don't believe in like the manifest like like there's only one guy, like whatever your guy is whatever, Like I don't believe it necessary. I'm not a perfect look and it's possible. But he sent me some dick like fandomly, like it's a random motherfucker that I only went on one day with Who's like,

can I come over? And I was like sure, sure, Like he's like I'm just having a bad day, and like he was like I just wanted to just be around someone else, and I was like, sure, come on over.

Then before I knew it them, oh my god, I just I actually just prayed for my period to come on early because I'm going on a trip as well, and I i want to make sure my period is not on because I want to do some fucking and second, and so I did pray for my period to come on earlier, and I thought that that was like balid. I mean, he knows why I want is a self cleaning of it, And maybe you just want to clean yourself early a little earlier. That's it, that's it. I

literally just wanted um. And so now to the thoughts question, We're gonna be easy for a little bit. Um. So the first one is would you rather not have sex for a year or not get head for a year? I've done both? So what aus me? You are attractive and you look fit and I haven't seen your bussie, But wait, how did you go a year without I've gone long, I've gone longer than a year. Why why?

Just because don't give me? No, no, no, it wasn't like no answering this ship honestly, like people don't ever believe me, but like, hey, I don't go after like I'm at the person that like, I'm not like I've gotten more aggressive over the last couple of years and you ain't. I mean no, no, no, no no, I've been getting like hold on, hold on no, he's like,

I'm feeling attacked at this moment. I feel like no. So if y'all know, So, first of all, from July into March of July to March of Motheruen, I've got like the most like I was on like a streak and I was surprised at my goddamn so I was like, what's the street a streak from me? It was like five or six niggas. I was very surprised. I did a body count like little pole and bitches like I don't even with six niggas. I'm like, I'm not gonna

share your answer. Why are you lying? Yeah? Yeah, So it was a solid streak of like I was like, he was just done with all the like I need a break there. Yeah, pretty much because like the last dude who was built like in Baku. Um, yes, I called him in Baku. He was you know in my mind like was that and Mark and March so em Baku and Baku was a big as dark skinned. Asked nigga who was twenty five? And I knew I was. He wasn't trade, actually he was far trade so for

thousands of times. So for some people, like there's the gay trade, but then there's the New Orleans trade, like have you ever been New Orleans? There? Like New Orleans trades is any hood nigga like basically or any nigga period, any period, like any nigga period, Like they'd be like, oh that girl, you see that trade over there? Because I'm I went to school in Louisiana State, So all my best friends and my good friends live in Louisiana.

So there's New Orleans trade, and then there's like the gay trade, which is just a thugged out as nigga. I like trade, but I'm growing now. I'm grown. I go very extreme. So either like either like they have no job or like they got five degrees and they like they work a y like okay, so nothing like nothing. I'm working trying to I'm trying to find a nigga in the middle, because because it's like resume, what do

what's in the middle. I don't know, like a nigga that just like works at mt A or something like that, like a banker like you're making one time, like somebody you know makes a good seventy or more like you know, just a regular nigga, like exactly exactly. I don't want tog that watch. I want to nigger that watches ESPN. Like I want to come home for a long day and be like, well, I work from home, so maybe I come to his house after a long day. He's

like he's like, how's your table? Yeah, But but then he's like but he's literally watching and then I just suck his dig while he watching the game. That's halftime. Hello. Um, So the next question is, where's the wildest place that you've had sex? On the side of the road on the highway, like you just pulled over and got out of the car. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It was inside inside, It was inside, but I ain't getting out. Maybe that we'd be sitting on the side of the road,

isn't that. And I also made out. I made out one time. I didn't have sex, but I made out in a church parking lot of New womans. That's what she want to do, that's what she want to do. But inside asked the week or the month after, did anything bad happen here? No? No, because let me tell you, like honestly, because honestly, I think I was trying to speak to me too. He just letting me know this wasn't a nigger for me. So, so I was twenty. I was twenty years old, and it's like my first time.

So I went to Louisiana State first kiss. No, hell no, but we just made so I hadn't even had sex yet at this point. I was twenty years old. And this is literally this is the second that guy. Yeah, I was I have tex to twenty two. Yeah, yeah, I was late. Well, first of all, if you're getting sucked in the ass, I feel like that takes time. Like if you had a place there was no there was no like the middle school. The girls would get sucked in their ass and sucked dick and still claimed

to be pionon Like I know I'm gay, but not ready. Yeah. Well no, at nineteen, I was like, I don't know. But anyway, so I was, I was in this is the first time. So l U was in ban Rouge and then it's like forty five minutes from New Orlece, so this is my first time in New Orleans. Um, I'm at a party and this dude walks up on me and when I walked in, I remember like we met, we called so like a few minutes later he like tests me. He's like, do you go to um what's

sucking school? Was that Xavier or some shi it? And I was like no, And I was like, I go to l s U. He's like, oh, I went to l s U during the hurricane and I don't remember seeing you. I'm like, first of all, lg Us thirty thousand Motherfucker's that you really think you saw everyone? Right?

Probably not? But he was like, but I was like, well, I just transferred here because I was a junior time and he was like okay, um He's like I was like, but nice meeting you, like real, I was twenty So long story short, he comes over, he's like following me outside. So I follow him outside and like he walks around the corner. At the time, this was really sketchy because I realized I could have died. I could have died for New Orleans. Yeah, like I just walked around and

how unsafe. Yeah, like you know what, I watched too many goddamn long Yeah, and this is like post like this is not even like this literally a year after contrainer still could like New Orleans was still a little empty.

It wasn't as people were still sensitive though. So he walks me around and he's like, you know, we're walking, we're in a parking lot and he's like, you know, he asked my name anyway, his long story short, we're behind the bushes making out and he grabs his dick and I swear to guy to this day is probably one of the biggest like dig prints I've ever seen in my life. But I was a virgin, so I was literally like, this ain't gonna work. But then like I looked over and I was like, that's a church.

And then I was like this is a parking lot and we're behind like a regular like we're not. And I was like, oh my god, I'm in a church parking lot. And then like after we like finished making out, he told me his name was like Kevin or some ship like that, and then told me his real name after we made out, and he was like, oh, I'm a Capa too, So he showed me his Kappa card and I was like, really, they're not so I'd be like Instagram the other day. Let me tell you have

no ship. There's two types of dancing niggas that ain't ship and we'll ruin your life. First one is Kappas and the second is Jamaicans because the niggas are no good. If the nigga is dancing, he gotta go. History will tell you, Chris br No, I'm gonna do that right. Dance the negazation comes on and he got to be dancing. NA,

you're not ship from dancing niggas. That's so It's funny that Weezy just said that anal is progression because that actually has to do with our kink of the week that I picked specifically for you, and I hope that we haven't even done this, so this is really interesting. So the kink of the week, guys, for this week is anal fisting. Ha ha Has anyone ever asked to do that? He? Okay, so first of all, I don't I don't know what the funk it is, but let me be I'm go ahead. Sorry, let me explain to you,

guys what a fisting is. Following on from stretching, fisting can be something very hot to try if you're a real anal devian. Once the ass has been stretched and loosened with toys and fingers, you can gradually progress to four fingers or the goose. Hold on this is well, this is the goose. This is what they gotta fit first. Okay, so maybe could do this. That's not bad. That's because I had a lost way because I should not have the smallest. But these fish they give me hands though.

I'm gonna let you know, but real quick. So but before the fifth you have the goose? Have you have you ever done the goose? Have you ever if you had the goose and yours you right there, So I don't know if I've had the full four finger I think I've had the full thing full three fingers. Okay, so guys, we have videos. So if you guys, have ever done the goose in either your pussy or you'll let's see like I'm looking at, if you've ever done your your asshole. So it says after the goose you

can then fit a full fist. Vaginal fisting is pretty sexy and extreme, but antal fisting feels that much naughty or no. Ship being fisted makes you feel deliciously full and wonderfully please, as I've been full before and I've had the ship, and that's exactly what that probably this is what it sounds like. It says that it's wonderfully pleasured as the knuckles and curves of the hand stimulate the nerve endings in the ass. I literally thinking about this.

So have you so you you've never been? Have you ever wanted to explain? Let me explain. So, first of all, I'm one of the people who like and I try to be I try to be extremely sex positive and if you fist. That is fine for you, that ship like just even the way you were talking about like litting my stumfurn like my stomach turn. First of all, my ass is fickle, like I can be. I have

a fickle ass. So sometimes my ass is like sometimes my ass like give me that dick, and then sometimes my ass is like, dick, it's no. My ask does the same. I know when my booty hole can take a dick, and when I'm like one time with like a very my ex like because we always had to work like it's always a work like to give extra. No, we're not seeing it. No, no one wants to watch. And it doesn't start that bad bro. His whole hand

with his wrist is in her asshole. So I put off, but I put all four fingers in a woman's pussy. He's starting off pretty. Ain't nobody got like I've seen punching her. Yeah, so you go in and out with the fist. Can't y'all turn her away? I can wait. So I just want to see her face in her asshole after Oh, it'd be open because I watched it. Well, that's what happens when you sators for anals. So they have these little things like you put inside of a pussy to see a service, so they put it in. Look,

he's just like anybody. I t to be talking like only like dick, tongues in my ass and three fingers at most three fingers a decent amount. So that's like, no, I'm just you know once again, it that's your thing. I God, bless you, Dick. Why can't you do four fingers? Like probably I could probably eventually get four fingers. You're right that I want to, but I would like to just draw a limit. So I didn't even realize until

that video came up that I've kind of fisted a girl. Uh, the last girl I slept with, who was not who you guys think it is. I she asked for all of my fingers and then like you're a piece of sh She kept asking me to keep going, and I was like a little bit nervous because I was like, okay, I'm getting passed like the thumb and maybe I fisted her. I didn't close it, but it was open. I've I've been.

I've been that's called goose because it looks like a goose, like a goose beak like this, Like you said, puppet. It's a goose called goose well, and that was to make me squirt because you have to reach certain certain things and all that ship look. But again, if you like it, I love it. I'm like looking at more gaping and scaring me. Listen, this was so romantic. I've done a lot of ship is romantic, mea in hearing

her prowl. Then some black dude, the only black person in the comments, wrote, ow, that's that's that's my hero. Because I ain't know, so you're not into that. I don't think I would be into fisting more important, even though I like to peg, I don't even think I'm to the dominant to where it would arouse me to fist. The guy in his ask, I don't but I don't want. But also like I don't know about y'all, come out.

I have air farts, so I feel like after after fisting, my air farts are gonna be like like my task farts, like my air farts are gonna be mad loud. They're already loud, like out of your ass? What the real do you think it was? Sound would make I don't know because like my air farts tighter? Ask right, my a fart airt after usually are like, no, like that's how my ship like sounds regularly, sounds like letting air out of a farts sound pretty. He's not my regular farts.

These are my air farts. These are after fucking far the ones that pussy might do like a little funny because I said that actually at the live show, like niggas be so into this annal sex shit and opening up the booty hole, like your booty hole don't even feel regular for the next four hours, Like ship comes out differently, your fart sound different, like your whole as asked me whistling after like it'd be like it'd be like showing show that's when my ass I'll be doing

that and it'd be laugh and it's a little for me. It is. My doctor just checked my ass a few weeks ago. He didn't say nothing. Wait, gays get their asses checked at the you know, you gotta get like I do the full. When I do the STD check, I do the full like check your Yeah. He goes up, he swipes it in and he looks at it and you know, okay, so you have an average booty hall. Yes, like paps asshole. It's not like a pass me or

per se. It's more like he literally just like he'll yeah, like he you know, dabs it with his fingers and maybe opens it a little bit, you know. And then I've had like I've had some doctor. What kind of doctor? Is this just a regular part? I want to like byles? I want to play some booty holes for a living. That sounds like funny. I typed in anal noises, but

nothing came up, just my ass. But I've talked no Me and my friends have talked about this, and they also said that day, by the way, just a sidebar, I am with Jeeves and this girl we were invited over for a three cent the other day. Come on and I pulled up my phone and sneezing porn was on there, and I looked at the both of them. I said, oh, I have a podcast about sex, and so I just have to look up weird ship God.

She was like, yeah, like sure, whatever. I think the bitch was scared to sneeze like all night because I felt so guilty, Like can you imagine in the middle of a three somewhere all smoking weed were sitting on the couch and I pulled up my phone to show you something and sneezing porn comes up. Like I thought this bitch was gonna run for the hills. I would have that some I mean, I was trying to find a new kink in a wheat. Hey all right then, all right, so we're gonna go hey, y'all and get

into the horrible decision. As you guys know, this is like a segment where we talk about the bulk of the show, majority of the ship, and I love this savoy with all of his innocence is allowed, is about to embark on this type of conversation with me, which y'all might have an issue with, but we're gonna talk about it. So, um, this episode, is you down with O P P? Yeah? You know, so this episode is

actually discussing other people's property. Um, this conversation is going to get into possibly when you meet a man and he not all the way single or person or a woman and she says she's not all the ways singles, but she's making it seem like she's availably unavailable. Um, whether she's in a situation ship, whether she or he is in a relationship and he kind of lying to you, or whether they're married, Um, in your case, married and

we're gonna get into that conversation. I want to feel like there's some blurredlines though with married men that are d L versus married when with women, right, because I've heard women love to listen to gay niggas talking about like, oh my god, you sun this guy even straight and he's married. But then women should on other women when they're sucking married men, like go get your own. It's like when they're gay, there's this like blurred line. You know what I mean? Well, I mean he was married

to another man? Oh he was? Yeah, So I'm I'm excited to hear this story full on. So let me ask you, when dating someone who's not technically yours, did he open up about that when you first met him? Did you know that he was married? And and prior to this situation, have you ever met somebody who was like, I got a situation, but we can still kick it. Oh yeah, because niggas ain't ship. Um. They even have a lot of open and and then there's openly. I personally don't my man is my man not hers to um?

But if you know my man, I will cut you. Um. But um, So my my situation in particular is a little different because this is somebody that I had previously been with and they got married. Um. And then so but I knew that they had gotten married. Okay, yeah, so I know, I was very clear. I saw the wedding photos and everything. Did that not make you feel weird? I did not, so ha ha oh mandy. Um. So I was like, I don't want to make it seem like super because I ain't gonna make that the excuse.

But at the time, a bitch had a had been without some dick for a long time. Um. And we were we were driving from New Jersey back to Brooklyn, um, because he was in New Jersey and I knew he was in New Jersey and he was with his brother and he was like, oh, I'm dropping my brother off in New Jersey like he's already going whatever, and then I'm driving back to Brooklyn. I was like, oh, well you can, just I can come with you. You know, you knew what she was doing, all right, So y'all

in my head and no, y'all in my head. I was like, way like I had conversations because you know, you gotta talk to yourself. So I was like, so, what you don't want to do this. You don't want to be you don't want to you don't want to be the other man, you don't want this. But then I got in the car and at first it was fine, we were just having regular conversation. That's how it always But then first we weren't we believe, and then we

were like, that's not only how it goes though. So what happened was he pulled over to the side of the road, over the side. He literally just pulls over the side, and I'm like, what the funk are you doing? Like why are you just pulling over? Literally, we were just having regular conversation. I swear to guy to say, you know what, people over to the side of the road and was like, do you want to suck my dick? And literally like just plops this in. At first, that's

why he sucked that dick. It was at first it was like I was like, like there was a two second Yeah, it was like a two second period where I said, so they don't do this. But then I was like it was just did it before. It was there, It was just there and it was just looking like it literally because once again I hadn't had dick in a while. So it was looking like it was literally like the dick was talking to me. It was like suck man, suck, suck me. And I was like, I

like your inner voices voices. Yeah yeah, so it was like suck me and I was like, fuck it. So I just started doing it and did you so I started taking off while you were sucking Mandy? No, I'm Coke. I don't know. I mean, like, did you like, are you just leaning over? Because it was a big he had a big It's like a Ukon truck. I want to say, I think it was like a Ukon truck. Um I want to tell to me detascus, I don't what at this point, don't matter. Uh he's still married

and they're still together. Whatever. Um So he pulled it, he pulled it out and like I kind of like leaned over the middle and just and just put it in. I was not ready for that skill. Oh yeah, I told you. I'm not even asked for a reason. Oh yeah, I can hold on. Let me try so not even close, not even wow, let's see what you can do. I'm not doing that. Um so life did he have his um like his ring on? Honestly, that's a good as question.

I don't think. I don't think him and his husband wear rings honestly, but he might, but he might have had it on. I first of all, thanks y'all to know I'm such a basic ass bird ass bitch that I'd be having to figure out which I always have the google which rings. I you don't know what's the

left hand? I never remember. I never remember, no index finger because Europeans right on the right, Americans were on the left index finger married if it's fair fair, but I don't know that point it wasn't, so it didn't matter. I knew that, I knew that he had a husband. So what you actually happened was like we stopped, he started driving again, and he pulled over again, and we

did it again. And at one point he was like, you gotta stop going so hard because you're shaking the car and we're on the side of the road about they what with your mouth? You were shaking the car with your mouth because I was your whole head was shaking a U cut. What's y'all listening to? My head? Is good? And let me and let me tell y'all, because literally after I was done, he was like, you're still the best head like I've ever had. I believe you. And I was like, I believe you. Like but also

he was like, you're still the best head. But he's like also, he's like, you shore you ain't been I was like, yeah, just he's like, have you been practicing? I was like, I practice from time to time, just to make sure that how do you practice? Sometimes I practice, like I eat bananas pretty much every day, So things a little no, But you know you still you while I but you still got Just when you put cylinder objects in your mouth doesn't mean you're practicing for me.

For me now, none of our listeners, none of our male listeners, are gonna eat bananas every day, and I never take the opportunity. You're masculine? Is that motherfucking fragile? And that's your problem. I practice, you keep the skin on it when you do it. So was this the only time that you've dealt with a married man or dealt with someone who was in a relationship? Probably not, Okay. I was thinking my mind, like does it count if

they was like on the verge of breaking up? See, yeah, So that's another question that I had because I think that that makes accounts for the conversations, like literally they were like no, because so I've never like we hadn't gone off. We didn't go on our first day until after the like the week after they up, but before

they broke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah that counts. But like but like more or less, we were talking knowing that like he knew I liked him, and I knew he liked me, and I knew that they were kind of Indians. Soon you know what's fucked up in my head, and this is something like the whole hierarchy alien incredible is like you know, other holes judge each other, blah blah blah, kind of strippers processes whatever. I in my mind think, Okay, if they're not married, it's not that bad. That's what

I'd be thinking to myself. But then I think married is bad. I mean I think, like honestly, honestly, at the end of the day, like because I'll be able to married man, I don't give a funk, and if you don't, you don't given And to me, that's a valve that that man made to his wife. I don't try to come in and ruin a wedding. I don't try or ruin a marriage I don't come in thinking that I'm going to replace the wife. Um, we have an arrangement or an agreement into whatever relationship we decided,

and um, I mean is it wrong? Yeaht and had hell for it, But I mean, to me, that's not about that I made and you know fair and I think for me the reason I really well, first of all, the situation, I made it sound extra sexy, but it was a low key a little like it was a little like he towards the end of it, he definitely like literally was like a little disrespect. So did you keep seeing him? How to you? How sore that day I'm going to the car? Well he was like, because

first of all, he wouldn't. He wouldn't like touch me like he and like he really would like it literally felt like like towards the end, I was like, am I like this feels like already I'm on the side of the road, So like I fell up like he wouldn't. And then like at one point I tried to take his hand to like finger my ass while he's doing He's like, no, just keep sucking the dick like I told you, And I was like, normally, like sometimes that

can be cute and that's cool once you've gotten to that. Yeah, but like we ain't done nothing in years. So the fact that he wasn't trying to please you, yeah yeah, and like the way he was talking to me, and then at one point towards after we were done, after he told me it was still the best head he's ever received, he's like, just don't catch feelings for me again. And that's a tough one. I was like, I was like, do you really like? I was like, and that was

the hard part for me. I was like, I was like, and then that was kind of opened him. I was like, Oh, this nigga really I've gotten Really this nigga thinks I'm that desperate that like literally he could treat me like this, but slash state that dumb man ship like don't care. I wondered, because I feel like the word that you just used, um, some people could put that into anyone who would deal with a married person is that they're desperate either for the attention, for the sex, or just

to have that type of companionship with someone. Inspiration is a silly word to use, especially with women that date married men or like whatever, like there's mad niggas out here like some desperate not personally. I had my first real serious relationship was a dude that was married and didn't tell me and I found out months after and

it was really really hurt. But we ended up together and it was a horrible break up, and I felt like he was such a terrible boyfriend to me because I really believed it was my karma, you know, like I met him, he tricked me he was married. They ended up getting in a force while we were together, but I still felt like I got what I deserved because I did bet So now if I ever find out, it's a note for me. But there is a weird I feel like sex word. I think I like that karma,

like karma because what happened, what happened, what happened? He felt like Carmen because um, I literally like didn't just something about it just didn't feel right after Like after I did it, I was like, something about this don't feel right. So I went to the emergency room because I felt like I was like, what if he got something? Like I went to the emergency room like two days after because I was like, I just feel like what if he got something and just somethingbody didn't feel right,

and I went to the emergency room. I actually had like my friend shout out to my friends Chanelle. Chanelle took me to that. She drove me to the motherfucker's room because I was like, what if I got like, what if he had HIV? What if? Like you thought, yes, I really, I really like something about something about in my spirit didn't feel right, So I was like, what if he has something? And then so like I went, you know, they have like emergency basically, they have like

planing b for HIV. UM. Yeah, excuse me, yeah, so excuse part of the conversation. Let's get into that. So I don't I'm not like a doctor, so I don't want to like miss no, I can google with facts. So I pretty much like it's pretty much like it's not prep. So it's another another thing called Yeah, I think it's a PEP. That's what I thought. So you

have heard of it. Yeah, So my friend Um went on to a panel this weekend getting people ready for Pride Weekend that's happening in New York or Pride Weekend all over the country. And there's PEP and then there's prep and I believe what CHEP is like afterwards called PEP, post exposure, welcome and emergency HIV treatment. It's not a cure. It's a form of prevention, short course of drugs that stops the exposure from long life infection. So there you go.

So that's what you got. It's expensive, right, The emergency didn't room. Doctor wouldn't give it. She was like, well, if you're not sure, I can't. I'm just not going to minister. And I was like, ok, I'm like a bit like I'm telling you I think I might be and she was like yeah. And that was also the it was like a whole it was like, the dirty nat I'm trying to tell you is dirty. You know what's kind of stupid about that? We're not sure we're

pregnant with That's stupid. So it was like and she would not it must be exact the way true veda without insurance is just popped up is five. Yeah, I looked this country. Yeah, so that's really that's really so that was kind of your karma. The felt Yeah, I felt like just telling her the story, I felt dirty. Felt I felt dirty telling her the story I felt And then I was upset because I was like well, bitch, what if I actually have something you have now you

now aided in me keeping it. Yeah, like, bitch, I'm trying to get like I'm trying to make sure I don't have it. But it's also the car. This is the thing too, So marriage being I guess we can make it a religious thing, right, It's commitment that someone made religiously, Because I just said, I don't think a girlfriend's a big deal, but marriage, girlfriend, boyfriend is also a commitment to So like I guess you maybe have to be a little religious to think that you would

get some bad karma from a married man. Well, honestly, I think, like at the end of the day, what I've just come to terms with and like I said, I don't I'm a black gay man in America. I try not to judge. If you want to suck somebody else's man, you gotta deal with whatever. But for me, I just don't want to ever deal with that again.

Like that was that was for me. That was kind of like the moment of like if you ain't because first of all, too much work, it's too much when it's not good enough for us, And this is what's too much work. No for me, it was much fucking a married man. Hell no, it's the easiest work in the motherfucking world. You don't have to call them. Let let me break it down real quick. You don't have to call them niggas because the niggas be at home with day wives, so they don't really want you to

hit them up. They just hit you up. Then plans are made based when they're available, so you don't have to like, see here but yourself available, right, So they're rarely available, so they're not a lot of work at all. That's the fucking perfect thing about I did it. If you're gonna have a relationship or you're trying to carry on something with a married dude, right, let's say that. I want to know. Now, that's stupid. Why are you carrying on a relationship that they can be paid bills?

Y'all have fun. That's that's it. It's not well, let's

take paying bills out of it. Let's know you shouldn't because okay, well, everyone listening, because if you're dealing with a married man, there is no need ever to deal with a married man who is not providing for you a fact, because let me finish, But there are people that married niggas just because right, And so I'm telling you, if you are one of those listening, bitch, you better get a light bill paid, a phone bill paid, something paid, because guess what, that wife that he has has a

shared account most likely is getting some of her bills reduced in her life for fucking with this nigga. So whatever benefits that bitch is getting for being that wife, if you were sitting here taking the role as a mistress, because bitch, whatever relationship in your mind you have, all you are is a mistress. You need to be getting something out of the relationship other than dick. So because that the money is okay, the money is that wash your away? Oh you might, but you got the money. Sure,

you got the money to pay for it. And if when I deal with Africans and their culture and their society and their continent, bitch, they can have multiple wives. But this is where is karma. If I'm dealing with

African man, there ain't none. So you don't African a Nigerian and I just got transfer this week, nigga, So I don't know the funk about his wife when it comes to American men or the logic that we don't have multiple wives, right, someone that's like our own culture, right, Ken Karma, is it really something that someone should worry Is it something I believe you should think about? And

I mean the guilt. I think I think anytime, and I want to be very clear, whether married, not married, with somebody without somebody just dating you, anytime you fuck somebody over, anytime you purposely intentionally try to you hurt somebody, or you know you're doing something that you know intentional. So a lot of women will say, I'm not doing

this to hurt his wife. But I think when I say intentional, when I say intentional, for the person who's the person cheating, if it's a merryman or the person who's in the relationship or married woman, whether the case may be because the women cheat too. Either way, it goes whoever, if if this person found if you're a significant other, whether Mary not Mary found out, that would

hurt them. So therefore, to me, it becomes intentional. So anytime you do something, yeah, anytime you do something that could hurt somebody, unless it's an open relationship or something like that, to me, you have to worry about karma. Like I'm just big on karma in general, and that includes my work. My working might includes my work life like I've had motherfucker's sucked me over and work like I people over and work sometime too. You gotta just

deal with karma and how it comes back. Yeah, how it comes back to you in whatever way is to come back to you. I think the reason that I said it was too much work is because either from either end, if I can't call you up on a Tuesday and take grab drinks with me or something like that, and I gotta know, we gotta get a hotel. We got. It shouldn't be that emotional. We have to get a whole song and dance. And I don't really want to deal with you Availace, but she attaches emotions to a

lot of things. And when and when you're bringing when you're married man, I don't think you should include emotions because he's never going to be your man. I think the same way this nigga told you don't catch feelings. That's that's what we're talking to. Mary niggas period married niggas a nigga with in a relationship, they'll tell you

don't get in your feelings. But I think I think Honestly, I'm an emotional person, so low Ki, I can't, I think, like, regardless of what you tell me, I'm a person that naturally puts emotions into most things, so whether that be work, whether that be anything, so I can I can't agree with what easy on that because I'm a motherfucker who does attach emotions. I don't think it's an easy thing for me for me to know that someone like, unless

it's agreed upon that it's just for sex. But if I met someone and like find out they're married and keep want to carry it on, let's take bills or whatever aside, because it's not always the case, right, I think bills and all of that ship is considered sugaring or sex work. So I don't really, in my mind compare it to this conversation because we just said it

was dating other people's property or whatever. When it comes to that, I think there's a lot of energy that both parties have to put in for them to funk over one person. And if I'm single and I could do whatever the funk, I won't I need somebody that could do the same ship too, unless the sugaring is involved. If you're getting a benefit from it. It makes sense, right because I don't think sex work should have anything

to do with that other person's life. If I'm getting money, I don't really give a funk what you got going on. But there are people that are dating married people, and that's the thing I think honestly, Like I say to me, it's all about, like you, anytime you're dealing with somebody who has somebody else and day now in an open relationship, you gotta deal with the karma period because if that person finds out, the other significant other finds out, they're

going to be hurt so and both parties. Guy, like I gotta deal with it. You gotta deal with it period thinking. And that's not from a judgment standpoint. It's just like if if you're doing something that you know could potentially hurt somebody, and that that I mean, we all do ship that unknownly that could hurt somebody emotionally.

But or you might be with a nigga you don't know how's a girlfriend exactly, so it didn't then that that can that can that case can be different in my mind, because if you really didn't know that this nigger had somebody male or female, you'd be like, well, did you find out? Then you're like, oh, no, I'm good. A friendship that I shouldn't have had with a married man. And I remember thinking every time I saw his number pop up that it was his wife. And then I

was like, I can cut this off. And I'm getting anxiety anyone that she was going to call me, and I was like, bro, I don't even want this kind of pressure any whatever culture a wife never I actually, Um had been with a married football player before and he brought me to the sweet and his wife was there. Did she know he had me with his friends? So I was like, with the friends, she didn't know who I was, she didn't know what we did. But he like,

so yeah, I want I want to. I feel like he relessly because that's something who don't care about nothing about nothing like disgusting. No, maybe didn't wear well. I mean. And it's crazy though, because I mean even the other guy who had me on payroll, who I mentioned on the show before, his wife knew me because he followed me. He worked in New York for a while, and Um,

she knew who I was. She didn't know the extent of our relationship, but she knew who the hell, I was, did the wife from the suite know that you were you know, did you know that she was gonna be there when you were there? Or did he's bringing on you? Um As I was getting my tickets and we were going to the arena, he was like, yeah, I just

kids too. His kids were Oh damn roofless nigger. Like I said, I almost want to suck him because I feel like he's gonna suck your soul out of you because he don't give a I mean, but I mean I played, I played my role. I knew, I like, and I was yeah heavy, yeah, yeah, Nigga had his children and because he too, I'm not going in to business where he I mean, but that's the thing too, Like that's my greatest fear with being with a rich man.

Oh yeah, I mean clearly. And I think that that's the difference to when you bring into someone maybe of power or of wealth, they're going to behave differently than dealing with someone who's I mean not aw. I don't want to judge man with money, but like I do, really they have that money and stuff. Yeah, And I don't even think it's that it's easy access. I think that men with money, feel like they can do whatever because it's harder to leave them. Because we talked about

that before. It's become a crush for you a little bit, right, Like I mean, now you have I don't know how many kids he has. Don't say the number, No, I'm not, but let's say it's three and this woman he listened to the show has three kids. Of course you nigga, do it right now? Whistle sound with you talking about I heard that ship before, like fuck you, fuck you, you tri tri Nigga. The children. You can't even make sure she didn't bring the children that day day and

the children. Let me just say this, I'm not saying that I ever think Mandy would be the type to do something like that, because she wouldn't. But nigga, you should just think for yourself. What if I what if she has a one more? What too many of a drink? And Mandy just say, just don't even put yourself that motherfucker's trust the funk out of me. That's why I don't know. That's why nigga trust, I mean, I am not really shouldn't be. Facts. Is Mandy more loyal to

you than you are to your wife? I mean that's disgust. You know, there's trust. I think trust is very important communication. Um, it doesn't matter what type of relationship you hold with the person, these are very important things. All right. This is becoming very judging, so I'm not judging. I am just amazing. Like, no, it ain't even judgment, man, it's a it's amazement because like that ship is bold, Like

that's some bold. A ship, that's some bold, as he said, amazing because hold on, hold on, hold, And I can only say that ship is bold because like my father just snorkland, Like my father always sunk up words of my ask Like my father would be the type of person. My father is the type of person like when I was young that like he would have multiple bitches he was sucking at a house party and have me there and I would know all these So that's why I'm wait, wait,

was your Were they together? They thought they I mean they all thought that I was special to them. Man. I always knew no, no, no, you said your dad Was he with your mother? Oh no, no, all the grids, Like he would have all the girlfriends in the same space, but they would all know me, and of course I would know them. And it would just like it'd be like, really, all these bitches aren't here together. So so I'm just saying that's but to have you in the sweep with

the kids. It's the kids. I don't give a funk about the right because we all because like the being the wife. But it's the fact that he like he couldn't tell like, you know, baby, I think today we should leave the kids at home. They should just play. You know, did you feel bad? I feel bad about? What about the kids? What am I feeling bad about? I had a great time. You know, it was a sweet There was food, drinks, the game went well. You

guys met. How did you meet the wife? Yeah, like talk to her that she had Because I feel like men have types. No, it's crazy because and I will say this so I don't want to say all the merry men I deal with, but I have dealt with quite a few. I'm very different than all of their wives. Their wives are very homely safe. Um, I'm like their adventure away from home. So they have fun with me,

they rock out. We fucking do it like we fucking do crazy ship that he couldn't do what his wife or wouldn't do with his wife and I still feel like you would know. Oh no, I'm not like any of the wives. I don't look like any of the wife I mean, not even from that. But you know, like for example, when I passed certain certain Asian women, because I've been with Jeeves, I know that I know his type in that way, I feel like if you

would know even they don't look like me. Our sizes are different, our colors are different, our hair textures are different. There's our careers are different. I'm normally, you know, I'm not like any of the one. I mean because it's a it's a nigga, so you know, he most if many, a beautiful bitch. So at the end of the day, like you just gotta nist. But I mean, the only

time it ever happened to you? What or have you ever been in a place maybe on accident, like you went out somewhere and then somebody you've been Oh yeah, I was dealing with this um one day. He wasn't married yet. They ended up getting married. Um, but we went to the club together and she knew who I was and all that, and she went with him together. Um, we were all going to be at the same club.

So when we went to say hi. She specifically wanted to meet me and shake like hello, I know who you are, like and it was just like hi, but this is my friend. Like we had stopped sucking, but he was still giving me money, but like she knew who she k who I was. So the just we can't be too. I mean, we just had to talk about our interaction and what it would be in the club, like listen, like I can't if I'm that. That was nice he did. He didn't say me like I'm not

about to be blah blah. But this Nick was like, oh no, come to Daddy's daycare. Enjoy the way. No way, really get the fries. The French fries are real good, the cupcakes, all types of liquor. They got a dessert table and the dessert kids was snotting all over it to not even knowing, Oh well they be could they walk in at this time? I don't know. I think they were babies. I mean, but okay, I'm done. We're

not gonna talk about you know anyways. We're gonna hop off of the horrible decision for this episode and judgment. It's amazement. It's amazement, right, I know, I'm I'm really am friend. I want to do I want to go because I would suck up. I would suck up and like I would suck up and like make too much eye contact with her where she would sent something because I'd be like but then or or or like the

kid would run upon me by accident. I'd be like no, no, no, no no, like like no no, no, no no, And she would be like, what the fun is going on? She'd be like, you're sucking my man, my man. I'd be like, no, bitch, I'm not. I feel like GUI, why'd you get your dresses? Mouth? Like, yeah, I would, I would. I mean I have a friend in the bedroom area that spread. All I say is a little bit, I guess. I mean it is, which is why they've all been in the Chris Chris Brown, you're talking about you. Anyways,

We're gonna go ahead and get into the homemail. And I picked this one specifically for you because I thought it was cute. Um. By the way, guys, if any of you guys want to send us homemail, please email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. Um, I'm gonna go ahead and do the humble flex once again. We get way too many d ms now on Instagram,

so that ship is getting lost. We're not We can't keep up with our DM homemail, so please email us has been doing a great job with flagging the good ones, because all of them are not good and y'all need to check your fucking grammar. Um, but we has been doing a good job flagging ones. So this one. Actually the title is I need bigger dick in my life. Hey, y'all, I love the show. I started listening a few weeks ago and can't get enough. My name is We're gonna

call him Doug. Here is my issue. I'm a gay mail and I've been with my boyfriend for about a year. We lived together and the relationship is great. There's just one issue. I crave giving head to someone with a bigger dick. I'm primarily a top, but I love giving head. My boyfriend isn't the smallest in the world. But before I was wifed, I was living my best life as a single man, and if I wanted to suck a guy with a big dick, I was simply able to

find one on Grinder. Now that my whole life has come to an end, I'm missing a big part if you get what I mean. I brought up the idea of having a threesome if he was interested, but I think that would cause more problems in the relationship than it would solve. I don't want to cheat on him, But as I scrolled through Tumbler and seeing all these lovely options, my mouth just begins to water. How do I go about solving this issue? By the way, no, I have not told him that I'm having these issues.

I don't want to have him questioning his body. Thanks. I appreciate the help. Okay, so you okay, so you're a top who just likes to sell day. First of all, your a unicorn. He's a unicorn. That's not well. No, I think I just have I've seen the problem once again. I'm just getting to a point where I'm starting to better quality niggas because do you think that maybe you're too masks and they like don't like to suck dick. Yeah. I always with like niggas that like really assume gender roles.

So they're like, I'm a top, so I'm only eating ass, I don't suck dig blah blah blah blah, and don't eat ass but not suck dick. Yeah, but the last the last pussy they just eat because they're I don't, I don't know. They're weird. The niggas is weird. And I watched a lot of gate porn, and I do

notice that, like the top won't suck so sometimes. So lately I've been working with dudes that like either our verse or they like to And I've also just finally gotten for a long time it wasn't getting good, like the Embaku suck my dick, Okayamba, suck my dick and ate my ass like oh yeah, yeah, okay. So what is your advice for Doug So? Doug so? Doug? Um, Look, this is a hard one. I mean, Doug isn't really that serious, Like do you gotta suck a big like? I say with you, I'll be honest with you. He

said it wasn't, just wasn't. But I'll be honest with you. I have this issue when so fella Bay has been popping back into the picture. His dick is not as big as seven and I don't even have the I don't have the urge to suck his dick because it is smaller. I do prefer sucking bigger dicks. Where I can use my hands. My mouth actually might hurt later, Like I like to have a nice size dick, like

a little dick. It's thinking, I was laughing. I will agree depending on how so did you talk about at all, if they would do it together, like do it I was stuck dick. At the same time, I really believe, um, I meant to it together like sucking on the next dick. But I really believe like there's things we're gonna have to sacrifice for the people that we choose to be with, Like the dude did I want. I don't have the biggest ass in the world, and chick said he was

before I had huge asses. Maybe he might miss that being with me. But the girl will be last week had a huge ass and we both enjoyed it together. Now I don't think he's gone. Yes, Petty, I just wanted to make sure I'm sorry with Sneezy. Um No, she had a big ass and I saw his face and I know he liked it. And I don't feel any type because whatever I don't have that you know what I'm like, what a to do? And I think that there are certain things that we might have to

give up if he got some good bussy. Would you rather have that than if you at the top. You know, if he's got good bussy, the duties he got got good bussy obviously, Okay, so you gotta like my thing, like, yeah, take dick or what if he wasn't getting bad or what if he wasn't the power? But I want to know, I guess from my thing for Doug is kind of like,

is it really that like? And I get what you're saying, Like he doesn't want to cheat, so to me, it sounded like he's getting to the point where he wants He either wants to cheat because he also doesn't want to bring this issue up to his partner because then his partner may feel insecure about his Well, he don't have to say, like I need a bigger dick. He could just say, let's bring someone over and have fun with and then tell him that you want to have

a big dick. But like you said, you know your nigga, So his nigga does nigga saying he ain't never say to me, you're a big enough. He talks about how great it is, even though I know he's lying. But that's a real one. Even though it was thanking me, and he was like, doesn't she have a nice ass. I'm like, you get shut up the stop. But that's

the thing. You don't have to just say it. By the way, I laughed when you mentioned Grinder because when he said all I do is going Grinder to find a big dick, I felt like he said five miles dick size Grinder, And I thought you said. I was about to say, you can't if Grinder asked that, if they that that ship is gonna be that is gonna be lit. But I think you can't say hung or something like that. I don't know, Yeah, yeah, I ain't been on Grinder in a while. Now, y'all ship you're

sucking second cards, riding cards with boys married back. So I was set, that's fine, that's fine, sneeze and watching that. But I think to a certain degree, I get what you're saying. Where like the bigger the dick usually usually because you never had to think that was too big that talked about it in a previous episode, I couldn't even get past the head like that's just like I

feel like I'm not even sucking it. But I've had so my thing is like I've I've been blessed because, like I said, my aunt is fickle, so get I generally get boyfriend dick, so I generally get six to eight inches, um, which I'm so like I said, I'm so thankful because like my eight inches is considered boyfriend. That's BIG's a big dick. What's boyfriend? Thank you? These average? I didn't know you're gonna say to eight though, well it know what eight is like on the bigger side

of boyfriend. Eight, but six, So I mean I prefer six to seven or actually I prefer actually prefer a good six seven, six and a half. You can take a whole eight, I can take eight. I can say I can take to be fair, is not a big deal. Like and you have both her I like herbs. Oh god, I hate curb like a curved I've been saying, their curve and what angle you need me to put my assets?

I can't do the curved dicks? So okay, So I guess, doug our advice is to go ahead and possibly just try to bring in a third and maybe vet that

they're hung up to around. You know, if you bring in the third, it's just sex right and most times, so like, I don't think there's anything wrong with saying like send me pictures and the pictures back, but you should talk about maybe fantasising about sucking dick together so you get to get it out of your system to Honestly, the only reason we had a threesome recently because I need to pussy really bad. I'm keep it real with you. I was like, I know we're not sucking other people,

so let's get it. So we're gonna get into our last homemail, y'all. Um. The last homemail is UM is titled four Way, three Way. This again is for I think if it folds into our topic for this episode UM. So it says, hello, are you beautiful ladies? First, I want to let you know how awesome I think you are. I am one of your thirteen white listeners and I think you both. I'm sorry that I gave that number. I want to I think you vote. And the podcast

is amazing. Horrible Decisions is woke and nasty and Hella entertaining. It has definitely definitely made my sex life better because I listened every day and think about sex even more. I'm a I'm a hope from way back in my hoeing ways are reignited listening to the show. Thank You. One thing I want to say thank you for is opening my eyes to the unique problems that women of

color face. I try really hard to be conscious of the issues that people come up against, and I wholly acknowledge my white privilege, but I never understood that women of color have a unique station that is different from men of color. One episode, you all were talking about something and a light bulb went off. It was like duh, and I felt foolish for not knowing it before. So thank you for that. I wish you would have let us know what we said. Anyways, here's the question. I

do have a home milk. She spelled whole without the honey. I've been with my husband for fourteen years and we have a great sex life. Kudos to you for fourteen years. However, days, Hello, hello, miss you are m v P. I'm amazed, amazed. So the second time to day, I am really interested in bringing guests into the bedroom. He is into the idea as well, and he has a hot friend that I

want to suck. My husband is turned on by the idea of watching his friend fuck me, and I'm pretty sure his friend is down he's super flirty and handsy. Here's the problem. The friend is married. I'm by so I'd be down for group sex too. How do I slash we get this orgy started? I feel like the wife is the biggest barrier to some hot action. By the way, I'm dying. Her last name is Watson, and I can never read that name. Oh that's definitely black

without thinking Randy Watson. Yeah. And the only I only me too. I don't know my my cousin half of my side of my family's last name is what that's what? So I wasn't a reader last name, but I was like, oh, that's a common black name. Yeah. Um, So I think for this, I mean, it's kind of hard because I feel like maybe you should try to be more handsy and flirty with the wife too, and get and try to see where what her reaction is to that before

you try to make it a full on orgy. Because the thing is, you've got to make sure that the wife would be comfortable and approves. So here's what a good idea would be, inviting them over for like a game night. Getting the white or drunk poker or naked strip or strip twister is a good idea. But I like the strip poker idea because if she won't even take off, if she won't even take not even the bra, because you can say, okay, down to braun panties, strip poke,

that's a great idea. And then like, because you don't have to get fully, you can say down to drop brawn panties and if she'd be into it, she'd be into it. Also, I think that m Orgies or four ways aren't really that good if the woman isn't by like, it's just like sucking with someone else in the room. And in that case you don't really want that. Well, she actually just wants to get her never mind. Yeah, she definitely wants the husband involved, but she's would Mrs

Watson send us a picture of a couple? We ain't gonna share it, but I gotta know bit um. Yeah, I think that that was good advice. I feel like, yeah,

you should definitely make the woman feel comfortable. And the fact that you're saying, is there any conversation that you guys think she should bring up once she's over there or how she is there, what you guys think she should um start to me, it bothers me that she said that the husband is flirty and handsy, and if you feel like the wife is a barrier, the wife cannot be liking how flirty and handsy that nigga is

if he's that flirty and handsy with your ass. So you might need to take more of the attention off of the husband if you already feel like the husband is down, and maybe again show more attention to the wife special Maybee. I think that's for sure Instagram to see if I could find her, but there's a lot of them. I don't know. I think that that's definitely what you need to do. Have that conversation with your husband.

Maybe you even see if he's open to it. First you think he's open, see if he's open, because then maybe he can open heart into doing it. So if you if you get him on board, maybe it's something that he can have a conversation with his wife to say, hey, let's try this out. Let's swing, let's have a I mean, and an orgy could sometimes scare someone off if they're

not as hyper sexual. So maybe saying it's couple swapping or swinging like I don't like the word either, so I just wouldn't be good It's kind of like how fisting is more threatening than five fingers, So no one thinks it's a bad idea for them to hook up with the husband's friend. Alex, let me introduce you to where you are, and it is called horrible. No, I'm just saying the fact that they're so close. I mean the husband. The husband said that he doesn't have a problem.

It's his husband, it's her husband's friend. I mean, if they're already flirting and the husband's down with it. No, because this is the problem. This is the problem, right, This is the thing that you're bringing up right now is why people feel like they shouldn't have three simms with friends. But there's something different with three sints with friends. One person isn't in a relationship. They're both married. They're both married. So this, this keeps you from feeling like

that third person that's maybe might funk her better. They can't have anything going on. It's two married couples. So when you brafer than a threesome friend. Yeah, it's also safe for who's single, even though they could definitely do she can do the same thing. They're not alone, they're not single, and so what am I gonna do caring gonna leave when Josh is also leaving and they're just both randomly going somewhere by themselves and that hell no,

and everybody already gonna be on high alert after the foursome. Yeah, definitely a highlert. Just say I think that is all right. So before we get out of here, do you want to go ahead and let um our listeners know where they may find you? Yes? UM follow me e prey that there is no oh, there's a zero instead because Instagram would let me do that. Um. I am on Apple Podcast, Spotify, Google Music players were still pending really still wait and I think we'll talk about this later.

By the way, I want to co sign your podcast really quick, um, because I was probably said in the beginning of this episode was so impressed with the production value of it is really good. And I only say that because, like I feel like people will always tell us to listen to their ship and it never sounds that good. And your ship sounds like it sounds like it's been around, but check it out. He also has really good guests that come on. We were talking about

it earlier. They're all um, well educated, um, black women, black men, people in the industry, um publicist pr editors, it's really successful. I have thoughts on you. No no, no, no. Usually I mean I told you I'm not even real at that. I'm a that ally yes, that ally um. But it did pens like everybody like usually talks about their ditty stories because it's always like yeah, yeah, because it's always like which we got to talk about that? But something like I said to me that it's just

kind of a blanket term. Honestly, by the way I best described the podcast is like it's a mix of a lot of Vans and meets a little Kim, Like it's life lessons a lot of Vans and a little Kim. So it's really just a focus. If you guys follow his Instagram, you pray thought with the zero. He also has some really funny memes just like us. I think we've probably swapping back back before it. Sometimes he has some great ship on there, So go check it out

and thank you so much for coming on. Oh, by the way, I do want to say, before he came in here, he was like, oh, I know what song Takes said. He was a resident gay want I just want to I want to I want to be part of the team. I want to be the resident gay y'all also had still didn't get to do gay black fucking sex tips. We have not had a gay man get a sex tips yet. I feel like you should of being xd on because I love indcast, I love I listened to that he has great story. Yeah, so

I feel like like you should get a panel. It should be me me xdm of my favorite things that has ever been said on this podcast. And he said that he likes weed from gay niggas because it got glittered in it. I hate. Alright, Well, guys, thank you so much. Um again, make sure you follow us everywhere

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