Ep68: Consent Talk and Dating Tips from Idiots feat Andrew Shulz and Wax Kyng

or partners. I really just said everyone had multiple partner and I made a dirty video and because it looks like come, he wrote me back and was like, is this old or is this see? I need to probably use it for because niggas we wanted to see my pussy wet and it takes at least fifteen minutes of watching porn and getting it all, and I think that's probably just put semen on my pussy inside of you and like, oh you're cream pieing with the loube. Okay,

well you're raunchy. That's kind of all right. Well I guess we're all raunch know. I just kind of wanted my favorite. I wanted to give another shout out as well, UM to Michelle Hope who was our host UM for the night. It was amazing. We talked UM a lot and did a lot of jokes and included some consent talk to me too movement and definitely got interactive with

the crowd. And one last shout out pertaining to the live show is Survived to Thrive Global UM, the organization in which a percentage of our proceeds went to them, UM and what they do is they helped domestic violence victims get back into the kick of things with their life, whether it's a dentist UM, whether it's getting them closed for job interviews UM or rehabilitation after dealing with these

incident incidences. UM. That's what this organization organization does and I'm so proud to have been a part of helping them and Justice Warrior and now I have a purpose, has a purpose. This pussy has a purpose. Oh but it's super good also, UM. Real quick, before Wheezy gives you guys UM an announcement on an event she'll be at coming in the near future, I want to give a huge shout out. This episode is brought to you by Kurby Cups UM. So it's the Nutcrackers. That's summertime.

It's motherfucking New York. I'm in here sipping on my honey Kolada. Shout out to Kirby Cups. Will go ahead and put their information in the description of this episode. If you guys are looking for someone to cater your next outing, your next event, your next fucking party. Um, they're pre made fucking bomb mass drinks, So go ahead and hit them up and check out the information in the bio, you guys. July twenty two. It is a

Saturday morning. I don't know how I'm gonna make it, but my girl Jesse Woo is having a brunch and I cannot wait to do Sister Talk live with her. Um, it is unlimited drinks and food. I made sure to ask. I was like, so they got entree and she's like, no, bitch, it's full on, and so come hang out with us, get their dwanks. It's gonna be a really good time. She is still figuring out the women that are going to join, and from the lineup I've seen, it is

going to be some messiness. Oh well, guys, as y'all know this sea girl Mandy Be and I'm sitting across from Wheezy and as y'all know, niggas be late, so we are one guest short right now, but we got a very special one was kind of on time. You were late too. It's okay. We know you want Cepia be around niggas in real life. Before we get started, Andrew, I have a present for you. I thought I was getting set up. No, she brought you a gift. Man. You were like, Yo, Wax is coming to and I

was like, what's going on? And then what's called me? And he was like He's like, yo, coming to the city. And I was like, yeah, I was like, what's going on? And he was like, I don't know. I go they trying to set us up? He goes, if they try to set us up, they got the wrong thing called everything. I just want to let you know Wax has been fifteen minutes away for the last forty five minutes over um.

So I got you this because I'm just wanted to give you a congratulations gift because I'm so happy for you. If you guys have not five five one is like the number one in the bag. You know there's a card in there too, But you know motherfucker's don't read um. So I got you. I got you to keep a car Kevin James. And what is this? This is a little bit of bondage row. Oh, this is this for adventures? Yes, this is camping. This is for you and a special lady.

So I think I told you about how I like to get tied up when you weren't really an idiots. And I brought something for you to tie wax right in time to kidnap. Oh. But you got to the other gift though. Now I asked you what color before you came on here. I said, pick a color pink, red or black or something like that. Pink. Now, this could be either for a special lady in your life or you. You, this could be for you, Andrew? Can you can you just describe what it is? Can you

describe what we've got you? What it is? It's a make America Great Again? Hat? And I don't know why you would be out purchasing these things. This is really where everybody for I know how it works. You put it on your hand and you go be racist. Okay, this is really fucked up that you would try to say it's a blood plug, y'all. But let me tell you why it's really great. That's why audio podcasts are great, because they got no fucking clue what it is. I

can say whatever funk I want to be. So there's a hole in it so that if you put it in someone's asks while you're sucking them, you can keep pushing it. Instead of a finger, it's wider, so while you're stretching the asshole, you can make room for your dick if you feel like switching. Hold on, let me see, because I don't know if I've used it before. It's not going to fit into the whole you while you're sucking normally, like right, you could put a finger in that.

So this is open up the hole. So while you're fucking, you put your Oh that's it's like yeah, like a thumb pop, it's awesome, Like this is great, remember thumb pumps. This is the ship all right. Then and then rope. So this is let me tell you what I really kind of imagine this woman privilege is just going to a storm by rope, wax rope, being called I go by rope, being called you got some titties? You go by rope like she's freaking That is funny the woman was like, have fun. I was like, oh, it's a

gain whatever, bit um. So the rope this, I'm going to send you a video on how to use it, but I was just rope. No, no, no, that particularly like the way to tie so like you could, you know, maybe have like a boat like no, put it on like certain pressure points and like you can wrap it around the titties to where like it's like, you know, the thing hit me. Yeah, I was thinking until you put it in one. Have you ever tied a girl up?

Have I ever tied a girl up? So I was thinking, like starting your like daddy domination fetish, because that's what I'm into. So I'll walk you through this guy. So you put the butt plug in there, right, she's like on her knees sucking your dick. You have her tied up. I put the while she's already stuck on my dick. No, no, you can. She could have it inside of her. You can walk around with that. You okay to walk around, so it's like stretching out for later. You feel okay, wait,

do you have intersex? I'm not really that into it. I always felt like it was kind of like pistachios. Okay, wait wait, wait wait, how is no that's not green? Because you're putting in the ass period when pushy away better? Oh guys, just so you know, wait, wait real quick, y'all, y'all are familiar with his voice. He finally came, Um, welcome to Wax to the show. So this is an episode if you guys are not familiar with with a bunch of idiots. We have Andrew Schaltz in the building

and Mr Wax King. Um so wait, go back to the pistachio. I don't think pistachio's taste that good. I just think it's hard to get so you think you like it, you know what I mean, like a crack the nut and like you'd like breaking nails just to get it. And then fine, and it's kind of like anal where like you like, can I please have it? Can I please? And then you do it. You're very hard to get in and you know, it's always like

a bonus flavor. It's like we have pistachio today. You think it's good, but it's like cash shows are way better. But since it's right there, like the pussy's cash shoes, because it's right there and it's like welcoming, and the shell ain't even on it right. It's like all the hard work has been done, so you don't even appreciate how delicious cash shows are. Almaz are, but the pistachio makes you do a little bit of worse. I mean,

but we always have the other flavors, vanilla chocolate. I never really fun with pistaschio, but from time to time scream I'm the actual nut you're thinking about, and the other pink thing. I asked you the other colors for the butt plug, and it was for I got my toes done today. You want to get can the one you want to see my broken foot? Let me tell you something is broken. And she got my toe and wax was coming from me and told me because my

three teas were sucked up, I was done. He said, you know teeth, it's the ring toe, so I don't count. It's still hot, so you still get fucked because between a toe anyway, I was broken. I can still, That's what I thought. And I'm told you like you are, you're sexy. I'm my dick, and to my dick, I'm fucked like you. If you're sexy, get sucked up. Ain't nobody gonna. Can you tell people what the three teas you told me was the three tees, the titties, toes

and teeth if anyone who sucked up the girl. I got a little Overbudy, But I make it work. I put a little You protect women? Is that part of it? When you're giving head? You have to you know, honey dropping? No, it's hard, Like you can't use your teeth so like you're open. How do you know that's part of it? Everyone never sucked it? How I don't know pussy? Like I don't care about sucking dick? You want? I told you I said about the fruit, the fruit for what?

How do you pussy? You know? Actually, to be honest with you, I would like to learn how to eat pussy. You're not a good pussy eater. I think I'm good

because the effort different girls is different. One of my fantasies has always been to find a girl like I was one field or whatever when I had that three on the other night and I wanted to like demonstrate like on someone like you know you girls, everything is so fucking complicated, Like some of you come from your clips, some of you don't come from your clay something, so I like the finger I don't even really liked, and

then some don't even like. I had just cute teach me how to eat pussy one back in the day, so like on someone not a shoes pussy so it was probably still does. But so basically what I did is I've just been using that pussy eating technique for you know, the last maybe five seven eight, maybe they they become outdated, so I might have some. I'm not your flip the black. Ye know, there's a yoni massage. There's a laby a massages, so there's like a yoni is another word for your vagina. I mean it could

be for you. I'm just like that, just like that would be hot. You put you put the liquor in here, you take the shot, and then you are not going to be taking shot. Why do people do coke out of asses? You can take a shot out of one. How you put out of asks? You don't dissolve after the white people do it. I don't know. The let's got some dry us? What you gotta dry? No? No, no, you blow it in do what cocaine and ask ask it the girl gets high, it goes some like people

take pills through their ass and ship it's better. Yeah, it's faster because it's all blood vessels. And this was a hell of a opening. Do you want to go ahead and get into the break of oh the icebreakers? Oh yeah yeah yeah, so we didn't break the ice with the rope like my fu congratulations coulations know why

to congratulation. So basically, my my comedy album was number one on all the charts, and then we just found out today the Billboard release that we're number one on Billboards Billboard number one, Takashi six and I'm I'm the comedy Takashi. You gotta put something more, you know why?

I really got the gift, Like when I first moved to New York, it was like two years ago and or maybe two and a half when I first started watching listening to Brillian Idiots and because I saw you, and then I was like, this guy has a fucking podcast with Charlotte Magne saw me live doing stand up first. Yes, that was how I knew who you were, and um I sent it to Mandy I think that week or

something like that. When I found it, I thought it was amazing and just watching you grow just as a fan has been amazing, So I'm very happy to say. I know, I'm happy for you. Thank you. So what you get me, Mandy? This puss just you talking about everybody gifts were giving people. I listened to Andrew a lot because y'all Andrew is tall, and y'all know I like tall, skinny niggas. He's not a nigga. But if I were to try white, damn your skinny you're very No.

Definitely now, but I've said on the show for a white boy guy, I want to say no. So I've said, like, if I were to try a white boy, you know, you never in my life, I've never I've never even seen a white person. I've never seen the best lovers man, really sure? Now, stop stop doing nasty podcast? Right is called nasty podcast? Right out? No, no, a real quick. We're freaky, we're freaky. I was. I feel like you

guys are more open, not necessarily freaky. They kiss each other, you know what, I've noticed each other meats, They always each other. We always get that. We get the like the what's it called the stereotype of being gay or whatever like that, but we're way more comfortable with making gage jokes might people super comfortable making gage jokes. I think it's because we're comforty with our sexuality. But it's too okay, this is the thing I feel like, if

you bring it up too much. Black dudes don't make gay jokes. But they're like seven of them the same girl, it'll be like one dude girl. But yo, there ain't enough dicks here. Yeah, that's that's like it. And I did talk about that. See, I don't. I don't play like sports anymore. He missed being with the fellas. See back in the day. They always needs to group us together. That's that's how learning process. Yeah, I ain't in the learning processing them. I'm a you know, I'm a pro.

Nown So now you go by myself. You know I played sports too, all right, So never fun a girl. Seven of my boys seven seven, four busy making gage jokes. Um the most guys I probably had in the room, maybe two or three. Yeah, but it was like four girls or three other girls. We all anybody ever kissed them in front of you? The girls? Oh man, Yes, his name it was called black Bike a weekend and one of my boys, yeah, Myrtle Beach ship. This was.

This is the second story this wasn't when it was all I know is I want to go to Murdle Beach at this point. No, it's all fat girl. I mean, ain't mad at fat girls. Man. That's but that's why as much as I may have have, you know, some type of feeling like oh maybe one day with Andrew, I know he'd be talking about thick bitches, Like what are you talking about? You're just talking about Drake's baby mama being too thick. And I think she has a

nice body. When I listened to the show, You're like, she's got a strong chin, she got a strong, strong nose, and you said her ass was big. But it was like a little bit really definitely get I like, I like all shapes, to be honest with you, it depends like it depends number is like sap and I was seven and eight. No, no, no shapes five shapes. No, no, no, no, no no, that's the difference. Right. If you're just round, that's not a shape like shape I got shaped, Like

what are you your hourglass? You can't just be a circle, you know? So how many hoops is good? One hoop is bad? I like titty that's one to two is the best? What else you need. They gotta be having one to three three. You like that with that three four show too too. It's hot. You like talk about my feet. That's it. That's where you stopped yourself because I don't have to and you too. Wait, I thought you were talking about like to like not so you know if you have a little bit more role here.

That's three before them girls. You know what them ship. But you're glowing up. I've seen your posts on this trying to listen and two muths. You can't tell Mandy already some kind of way about the meat and green. She's like forty five minutes. I'm like, oh, the first show I made dinner reseration. I'm out in thirty Hollywood. Okay, sorry, all right. I want to get into some have you ever with you all? Because the last time that we were all together we were just telling all of our ship.

So here we go. I'm gonna start with wax, have you ever spit in someone's mouth? Last week? Have you ever had your mouth spitten? And yes, which one do you? I love spitting in a girl's mouth awesome amazing in different ways though to like depending on the move, Like I don't think spinning in a in a mouth. Um,

how do I how do I phrase it? Like? I think it could be romantic, and I think it all can also be just like straight primal, you know, like sometimes you spin a girl's mouth it's just like and sometimes it's like you can like a yo yo just slowly with like you choosing your cousin. You know, you gotta pin down sex like white boy, white boy, white boys, your cousins. All the black people in the room look at each other, like, y'all blessing about your cousins. Female cousins.

Now that's what you're doing, that dumb ship. Growth the funk are you talking about? I can't do. You know, when like siblings tease each other, they'll they pretend to spit on each other and they'll howk lugie and then they'll suck it back. He seeings might be wps. Sorry we have we have culture too, all right, Andrew? Have you ever been loved the spinning? Though? I think the spinning is really important getting somebody something on my face.

I mean, we have to have a little consent talk about spitting in my face, but like them about sometimes it gets on their face. Yeah yeah, yeah, like it's a mistake, but it depends not it's on purpose a mistake. You got to act like they don't like that spitting here. You have to talk about it. You want ruining, you have to talk about it it. I'll say, ladies, if you want to be spit in your mouth, clarify that, because I don't don't put this out there right now.

I want it because what you don't say, what's not a concept talk. You ain't even spit my face. You know you can do. Then I want to know he was you may be focusing when my dick is and I'm in full control because you're inside of me. I could just grab at the thumb popping this is. Look, you know, when you get the basic cable package right here, you get you get a few channels right now, when you add HBO Showtime and all that other stuff, it

includes everything that's also in the basic cable package. So once I hit you with the dick, that's the HBO Stars, Showtime, everything spitting and all that ship that's included. Come like what I'm making that with you? That's the saliva, and all of a sudden, you scared if you make it? Guy saying I don't like it. I love it, but I absolutely need to be asking for I've told a guy to spit, like I'm thinking he's gonna spit in my mouth, and he like did the primal spit all

right here, just like thement. It's the moment. That's the thing that I think a lot of people don't realize, right, Like, yes, we can ask for consent about every single thing. That's something we can absolutely do. That's cool, or we could feel shit out. Some times, a girl lets you know she wants some ship without saying it directly, like a girl will let girls be us. You'll you'll want to you'll want to go to funk you, and you can show that without saying specifically, hey hard were you just

gld the top of what I'm saying. It's like, there's other ways to do it, Okay. Most girls don't even know they like to spit things. It is considered something super dominant in the girl's mouth. May I This is how I would say, if you can't say the words, just say all your mouth. I would ask them to open their mouth a little bit and either they close their mouth and then you can ask them if you could do more, Oh do you like that. Yes, No, I'm not gonna lie. I ain't doing all that. Yes,

and I'm already so keep out of here. You're telling me you're not asking. I'm spinning a girl's mouth and I asked her, yeah girl, you're a girl. Yea. But what is this asking forever? You don't have a dickie? Are we here? You know? Be here? How about I just do it? How about this? Right? This is what this is where we sunk up and this where I'm a little bit concerned. When we set the president that

you've got to ask for every single thing. We're basically telling women if guys don't ask them, they're sexually assaulting them or rape them. And I think that's what happens to a lot of these dudes that are all about this ask culture. Is you're putting in the bugging girl's ear. Right, You're making them think, oh, ship that one time when Wax did this or Andrew did this, they didn't ask.

Does that mean that they It's like, because I just want you all to know that, I'm going to skip to the the next question because I know because going to really let them get together. Is this like field a vibe? Like if you're dude who respects women like I respect women. Right, So if I feel a vibe that a girl is not ready to be spinn or mouth, and I can I'm sensitive. I could feel that I'm not gonna do. I know, but that's the thing, you know, my but a lot of men don't better. And here's a lot

of men do not know. Here's the other thing. I'll say, we don't that men do things to me. And I'm like, I'm sing with my legs close at pushing you away and you still keep going. And then first of all, he's stupid. But what I'll say is this, and this is something there's a lot of stupid mother. This is the important thing that we gotta that we gotta show, right, is I think that you should be allowed to try. And then once a girl says no, you don't get

to try again. But the first one is allowed because if we don't try first, not right as you can, you don't try to rape you just rate. Do you know what I'm saying, Please rene this. I'm just saying that's what I thought he was saying. Like the first thing we do we get away with no no no, no no no. For example, listen. You don't put them examples out there because you no, and I never said that. Why are you thinking about rape? That's what we got get to talking about. In mouth. You think about what

I'm talking about. Example for example, for example, I don't think I should have to ask if I can kiss a girl. I just kind of go for it, and if she backs off, then I respect don't think if I have to ask the touch of girls titty, I just kind of go for it and if she's, you know, cool with it, then I continue. If I go and I take out a condom and I put it on and a girl gets on top of me, I didn't

ask her, but she saw what was happening. Now, So what's very important to me is this is this very important, right, this is very important. If we don't listen when you say no, the whole game is sucked up. So no one stopped are two words. Those are safe words for me. Like even if girls jokingly are like come on stop, I go listen, there's no one stop. I don't funk with. So if you want to be cute, use other words, but no one stopp is that's the end of the

night for me. See what I'm saying, it makes me happy to hear like I'm very last. You gotta realize there's nothing that men hate more than rapists. I know it seems like we don't, but like you've been, you've been in jail, right, I'm trying to educated guest or like you got people to jail, like, okay, you got people that look You've got people that they look like you and jail whatever did the are you? But they just look like people like motherfucker. That's really I'm trying

to say, because you're you're cats. As you find out that the dude in your cellie, you find out your CELLI is a rapist? Beat what's that? I'm gonna beat the ship out of some people kill him right right right? You got motherfucker's that are murderers in jail that they they got forty bodies and find out a rapist got in jail or a pedophile, right and literally their reaction is what's this animal? You know? What's the crazy thing about?

You're saying that all of the entertainers out there that have been accused of rape and we don't keep the same energy. What you mean all talk to me. I'm gonna be honest with you. I've been thinking about this comedian ship, right, like all the comedian rape ship was so weird to me about it. I haven't really shared this on any platform yet. It was so weird to me about We'll talk to some exclusive ship. It's so anti comedy, right, Like, comedy is the act of asking

for validation. The last thing you want is force, right, you want approval. You are an approval seeker. You're going in front of people and you're like like me, like me, like me. Rape is the antithesis. Rape is I want you to dislike me. I want you to not want this, and I want to force it on you. That's what rape is. So how to fucking somebody who has dedicated their entire life to learning how to charm, manipulate and win over people. Also I want to do the exact opposite.

I'm the ones that suck, but the people that ended up getting accused or fucking good? Oh what commediate? What other commis were very soft? The big one is Cosby But like it is just it's pairing, right, yeah, isn't it? Yeah? But this is the this is the thing I think the thing with rape and I don't want to stay on this too long. But it's something that men enjoy.

I had a guy in high school, and I hate to get too dark, but did something to me in school, and years later I asked him why and he told me he enjoyed watching me cry and want to come here with someone. Right. People rape, it's something that they want. Like I don't really believe you can make a rapist. I'm sec and that's why I don't like the thing with telling women what to wear. You can't make Andrew, if a naked girl walks down the street, I don't

believe you're gonna tagg her down and suck her. I don't. You don't have that in you because those guys, this is something that and if a guy tries, we're gonna beat him up. To the idea which people telling women to stop doing certain acts. That's the main thing where you have movements like people. But you can't tell me I can't wear a tight dress because the enigma. Because of it, we just tell you how it is out there.

We can't tell you how it's supposed to be. You seeing how it's supposed to be, telling you how it is. This is how it is, right. Look, most of the animals in the forest, right, they're like they eat investables. Right, So if you're walking through the forest and you got meat all over you and that most of the animals in the forest don't even care about that. But every once in a while, it's like a panther or a tiger.

Where to evolved for you to use animals? Right now, it's like you gotta look at like we we view everything men do to women as oppression. Why don't you flip the dynamic and view it as protection? Right? Everything throughout history? Oh we held you down. No, we didn't want you to go to war because it's dangerous. Oh, you didn't let us work. Do you know what works? Stright Back in the day we walk in and got cancer all day. We don't want to tell me that

women couldn't do it because men. I don't real question, real quick question, real quickly. Guys looked at us they beach now because we love y'all. Yeah, that's why that's why we look the Titanic. I didn't see you guys fighting for equality when that ship was going down because we were holding fucking babies. I don't give a light bulb. I can't, can't do that real nice on the light bulb.

With that, we can do a whole lot more. And then what you're gonna do, You will go out in the world when you can't get a job, because where are you breadfeed in the bay? The baby six, baby is six, keeping wanted. Look what I'm saying is women and children get to go on because we protect you and we care about you everything, protect and care And now real talk and now this society got real comfortable. Women have shifted the narrative to oh, you've been holding

us down for years. You weren't talking about equality with during World War One? Where was that I want to go to warship? Where was World War two? Where's I want to be? Actually, if you look into history, there were women who were dressing like man and pretending to be like one woman. It doesn't matter some girls. It was the first anyway back to getting your dick sucks. So to say is like, yo, we love you, we are here to protect you. We don't even want nothing.

We want no no, we don't want no appreciation, nothing. We just don't want resentment. You don't got to say thank you to us. If I just try to be the girl up and we go step in. We knocked this dude out, and she's like, thank you, thank you for that's what we do. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. All I hear is you take an opportunities to be macho. I don't hear. I'm just fighting war so you can be say girl girl. Girls are from Venus manafone wherever. I don't know the planet? Hell? How

to hell you and get? Just name the planet? Do you know the planet's black? Can you name the name? Three? Name the planet? Not three? Can you name the one? Where? Can you name planets? Yet? And I don't know what I'm trying? Wanted the name? He's all right? My next have you ever? Is particularly about love you grupies. We love you, we love you, we love you. Here to protect you, wax. I want to know have you ever got some leftover Charlotte Magne pussy that he couldn't get

or that he wouldn't take. Of course, listen, you're talking about sixteen seventeen years sucking was no, he fun it up. Fuck you know what I'm saying, Like, that's what it is. I'm a guy. But now that he's been on this, you know, two years sobriety kick with no other pussy. You know what have you been able to? Have you been accumulating more and pussy. I always had always been like a pussy magnat for some reason. You know what I'm saying. I always have my own ship going on. Okay, yeah,

I never like, I don't know, I guess. So maybe I'm saying I'm sure I get some Charlotte magnecause I probably get some Andrew pussy. I probably get some horrible decision pussy. Yeah, right now, that was like, does he like black girls? Not only but not only that. I just wanted to question because we hear about the white girls,

the white girl sex sexy. Like I'll put it out there though, because a lot of our YouTube listeners that watched the video with you were just stuck on the fact that you possibly may have left and full after the fact, or you sucked one of us. Oh yeah, everybody thinks, and I just want to let everyone knows. No, no, really, after the fucking foot fuck thing that was it, people

at your fucking show. I came to your show and they were asking you I came love the home with well, actually, you know, I bring on my little boyfriend's t show. I love you asked me, like, Yo, you can bring that nigget here, and fucking Andrew, that's shady, fucking dude. I'm like, Yo, this is my friend. And then I'm like my friend myself because you who anyway, I don't know nothing, Andrew. Can you tell us about the time that you slept with the groupie after show and like

how it went? The greatest groupie pussy or the worst groupie pussy? Whoever's in your mind right now? And ship the greatest groupie pussy or the worst groupie pussy. Have you ever had a girl just like stand out like right is your phone? The dick out I've had? She she ever went stand like standing? You ever heard of that? Oh yeah, yeah, no, I've had a couple I had

I've had girls do this. This was quite interesting and it just happens several occasions where like I'll just be like I like to say, go by to folks after the show and you know, thank them for coming kind of you know, shake their hands and have like a little combos with them. A lot of times people listening to they want to talk to it, you know what I mean. I like talking to people, you know, so

what's up? So? Um, so this this girl came up to me and this this has happened kind of a little bit recently, kind of having a line and uh, I had a girl come up to me and she's just like, hey, um do you want to do you want to have the best blow job I've ever had in your life? And uh, and they will usually the worst, but go ahead, not always. Yeah, this are are continues to happen. No, but I have had that grape's grapefruit now and that ship is that ship is whack? I

use a limit? Wait is your I told you were you using a big dick? I don't know why I got big vibes, but I really believe, well, I have a real big, big, great art and I don't know. I think he's like the boyfriend dick? Is that what it was? Six six to eight right or six to seven like an average size? I don't know what my boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend dick. You felt it, I did, and I mean it was a weapon. You wait, you've

really grabbed his dick? We were actual assault, bro. You actually did ask And I told her, you're out here grabbing dicks oh you know what, she asked, and I told her no. Me. Three Our kink of the week this week, Andrew and Wax. I think you know you're on here. Um, we do a sexual fetish every single week and it's pretty much a big word and we tell mother what it is. This one is called pony play. It's not really that much of a big word, but it's the kink revolving around a non sexual role paint

playing of horses in their handlers. So I've got a picture out. It's pretty much you put a harness on somebody, you have them on a horse. Yeah, you would do that, which one would be the horse? So people really like wearing the hoods, which is like the full black exercise. Like alright, so can I be the one holding the road? I mean if I gotta be, because I'm saying I'm a bend over smash, but I'm smashing the girl? You would you would you if a girl told you that

was into it? That would it be a deal breaker? Like off the table? I like, I like different ships, like whatever, you're into it until whatever? Wait? Wait wait, can you make a noise? What does that mean? She's like, can I like your ass? Yeah? I just lift my leg up. Yo. By the way, I've had my ass licked again, and like, sometimes it's cool, sometimes it's not. More girls, I don't like that spreadship and uh and I'm worried that like a hamorrhoid will fall out. Wait,

your hair in your ass? Yeah, I got tons of hair on my ass. I don't know why. And they're still yeah. I'm really good. I'm not eating hair. I'm great. Though. I got the number one comedy album. It's different, you know. I do have a question that we we always asked on the show. It's the inevitable question, would you rather eat ass or licktoestes? Both? But you had to pick one. We're the first one to say, licktoes both out the shower, out the shower both out the showereres, I'll probably eat ask.

I'm not even to licking the toes that much. I just find them not usually look like the pedicure at the time. You don't suck the toes. Yeah, I've seen dudes, I've seen sucking a toe. You know that she wants, he wants the expression of if young man over there, he wants while he jerking the toe like that. Let come on. So you guys bring anal sex or anal play back to being gay, and now you're bringing put

the vibrate in. No, no no, no, put the vibrating that if I don't think the girl want the pegg you, which you did and did say that on his show that he said, no, he didn't think of peggy. We were on looking toes and game ses. You think sucking toes of the equivalent to sucking dick the wait, wait, wait, wait the same sucking the toe out of control. Let me specific sack it. I see the dude, there's a video something tag me on this video. Okay, my video.

My man is just he's sucking these toes exactly like a girls. Second, right, where do you think he learned that? What do you think he's thinking about while he's sucking on your toes? You don't think a meat ever came in his mind? Come on motion on a porn But that doesn't mean he sucked. I don't know. There's a lot of things that good worship is a fucking thing. And if you don't stuff the whole thing in your mouth, can you really worship it? Yes? Yeah, can right, That's

what I'm say. You're different girls, other girls. Won't you just look the click click? Did you take Click's is a click? That light switch? Right click? The word click, It's not a it's Claus BLUs cares about knowing that ship. If I know, I ain't gonna do a good job. But who the fuck? If you never really know about the pussy, you should nasty and we really actually know what the fun is going. It's like a restaurant. Pussy like a restaurant. If you really know what the fun

is in that back back, you won't eat there. Have you really know how these motherfucking girls even had a bathroom? Look, bro, you will not be that one. My mother always told them you got to clean around the toilet because men look at that. But it's not only that. Say, I've gone into men like men restrooms because the line was too long for women's. But women's restrooms in the club and stink. You know why, hold on? Hold on? That's because we have the squat when we pee. If I

had the anatomy of a man. I've been in bathrooms where there's the option of the paper to put on the seat. I've been in bathrooms where it goes around, like if you go to Europe, there's like plastic on the seats and it goes around, but we don't have that ship disgust. What are saying? Even still have been disgusting?

Like women every way? Let me tell you, I had a three on Tuesday or like what we and we took the girl home, and I remember when we when I took her panties off, all I could think was like, we've been walking around a lot, is sweaty and stink. What am I going to do? Because you can't not eat pussy your hours you drunk drunk? I hold you know, I'm not trying to suck the mood of right, She's sucking his dick and I'm just like, oh my god, you're a man or her man. Man, I'm gonna really

suck this up. So like as I was taking the panties off, I'm like, okay, don't smell the panties. Maybe the pussy smells. But I don't know why I was freaking out. It was just really hot. It was a nightty degree day. I fucking I started going down on her and I was breathing through my mouth just because I was really scared. So finally, like random girl, huh,

it's a new random girl. Don't maybe feel worse. So anyway, I'll be doing that ship right, I mean, you have to pussy in a three stome like you just shouldn't do about it. So finally, like she's going down on me and he's sucking her, and like she was like super wet, and he was like, yo, I want you to taste her. And I remember trying to give him this look like did smell. No, it was fine, but I was just terrified, white black Asian. I ain't even know what she was. Oh, let me tell you. I

just really wanted to suck her. I really needed some pussy. And me and him have been doing great. So I just a good guy. Ladies listen to her, listen to her. So, like I just she was down and she was fun and three app yes it's called field she works for, saying yeah, go ahead, then get thee get the men at mark on that you know. I mean, but they're single men on there because like a lot of women like to be gangbangs, so they might like call a

few dudes over like no more with the hotel. I mean, if you and your girl want to go on this, like, can I say something about three please please, No, I'm not gonna light it. I'm just saying like I'm up until this point, until almost recently, a few weeks back, I've only had three sums with girls who are pretty straight right, and they were just kind of doing it for the fun of it. So the first time, the first time, yeah, it was really just about like both

them sucking dick. Maybe they make out a little bit, they do a little maybe a little pussy, but whatever like that, maybe some titty liking you don't want one's getting sun. That's like my jam. Okay, So here's the thing, not too much. I have one two weeks back, and one girl was definitely down with both. That was hot seeing them go at it and stuff. That was really cool. But eventually, like when it was just like this one girl,

she was really more about the other girl. I'm sucking pussy in my life, I don't need to do this if I'm not the star, Like, yeah, it needs to be both of you giving me head and then so you enjoy something different of a reason then and that's so it's the same way with me. So I actually didn't have sex with him in the reason because I didn't want to I was getting off so hard to watch. I couldn't even believe it. Like at one point, they kept coming back over to put on different music. I

changed the song. That's how you know, I'll tell you, I tine the routine is, young men, I know when you're first starting to do it, do not start off with them. Let them start off together. You smoke a blunt, great advice, yes, do not let them get each other off, because once they not, then you can come in and be the star because they already know it. But if you go early and they ain't not, you don't suck the whole ship up. Bro. So let them go ahead and do that thing. You come in when you when

his knee, it's not my last three was sucked up. No, it wasn't. But he also know he's a long fucker. I don't know how to need to like easy like he just lasts very long. And it actually started we were driving and she started sucking his dick in the car. Then we got back to the house, kept rolling blunts. We all wrote our own blunt, and then we each took turns stuck in his dick, and we really did. We never had blunt. We didn't white boy black guys, and we didn't after okay, we did we all a joint,

I ain't. Yeah, after a after the bluss the roll, and she had already sucked his dick in the car, So I sucked his dick and then she was smoking, and then she came over and after smoking her blunt and came and joined me. And then that's how it started. So it didn't start. Yeah, we both did it together. Let me tell you, I kind of felt, as much as I felt bad, like I really wanted him to enjoy this. She started, I was sucking his dick. She started as I started going down on her. We both

did it together. Once she was at it alone, he got soft, and as much as I felt bad, I was like, but the funniest thing that happened in this reason was I know he was like probably being really sensitive to make sure that he was like I was okay because he wasn't sucking me, and so I could see his face and I know what it looks like when he's about to come. So I was like, what do you what's up? Like, are you gonna come? And

he's like, no, no no, I'm saving it for you. I'm like, dude, I've been on a black no man, good job job this girl you've you've been with the wrong one about to but this girl gave me a look like motherfuck, squeeze it out. I want to go ahead and get into the horrible decision. UM. So every episode for the Horrible Decision, we pick a nice topic. Um, we picked a lovely one. It's dating advice from an idiot. So

I picked five questions from women, five from men. UM. I left the last few open in case Alex might have had some or you guys had some ideas on advice to get from men. But we want to start with the ladies. Let's go all right, So the first one, would you still wife me after sex on the first night? Yes, yeh, sex on the first time, friends, multiple girls, second date, multiple girlfriends off sex on the first night. Do you think that's because the chemistry so both on the same page.

I think I think it's just luck to be honest with you. I think it's luck. But I don't think that so for me, I think most men, I think the way that we work is like I don't know if I like you until we fun back. Literally, so I literally do not know. I think They'll be girls that I'm having sex with and I think, I really like we had great conversation all night and then not and I'm like, I hate not the one literally true, You've been saying a lot lately if you want them

to stay. What is it that you were saying? You want them to stay after you know? That's how you know you like them. Yeah, Like if I want to hang out back in the bed, I want to marry you. For real, if I laid back in the bed with you after I know it with you, I want to marry if I even touch you after I know it with you, I love you. Oh yeah, I know that there's a difference, especially like wait, wait, guys that I'm in situation ships with compared to guys who I know

may like me. Like there's a difference in who will let you lay on their chest after y'all to it. Like some niggas would be like, I'm hot alright, Like, but but then you got I'll let you lay on the chest, and they're like your hand you know, like you I know that, Like that dude beat you who will beat me rob your head after he know it he loved you too much, he like you got to the club. You ship used to take that forehead kiss when I was young. Everybody shows affection as a rapist.

Stop thinking about somebody. I know somebody who used to catch fourheads and I found out he was a rapist. Really, he's always because that person also ate pizza. Al right, next question, even if you're going to pay for the first date, if a woman does the reach, are you impressed on the show? We have the reach? So when you're out with a with a woman, do it. Ladies. We're not gonna let you, but just do it. Try do it not I I'm looking at my phone. I got I'm sorry. You got to do the can tell

you what they reach me. If you don't, you know when I'm not gonna let you thank you after the date. That's gratitude after right, But if you don't get pussy after a meal, my pussy is not worth a da. I'm not going to give you a pride. I love that. This is the important things like I am a third date type of bit. I keep telling girls, but that's stupid. All these worlds, well, these hells are stupid because you're basically putting either a price or a time value on

your pussy. I'll tell you why three days, though, I think once I get to the third date, because by the second day, I'm like, do I like doing as women see you? I'm sorry, but I don't know. I'm an extroverted person. If I want to date with someone else the same as me, we're gonna extroverts. When the belly button sticks out going, it means we're both out going.

Too outgoing. People are going to keep talking right like you're gonna keep the conversation flowing, so like that might mean that we're both just like, is this really something or not? By the second day, I'll know if it's more. By the third day, if there's something that, I'll know you wait all that time is get a bunch more lies. That's it. That's it. Shut the funk up, fun, help and see if you like anybody that you don't want

to have sex with. That being said, having sex in the first night or having sex on the fifth night, it really doesn't matter. How You won't know if we like you until after we not. Now I'll say it is that's true. You start to like us way before, like we like you, but I've stopped like motherfucker's after that's that's fair. Also that what you did like us in the beginning. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, and you

should write your body develops that way. It's like you have to bring what happens hate biology, No, no, no, I agree with ide chemistry and a connection how animals mate as one in a million women, I really don't believe. I don't think I'm one of a million women. You need no chemistry want to of course I need chemistry. But I'm saying is if I see a guy and I'm sexually attractive to him, because they're the thing called sexual attraction, I know if I want to funk him

or not. What do you think that stems from me knowing what I like physically, me seeing if a nigga kind of vibe with me a little bit, if his conversation is good enough, and I know my pussy is sucking, starting to salivate, just fucking being buy you like it means my pussy getting wet, like just being in your presends, not salivating like it's in your it's in your mouth. But if if my secreting, like if my pussy is getting wet, not shut the funk up. But but it happens,

and this goes for my pussy would get wet. There was a glogical ship, right. But that's what I'm saying as the woman that that's what I'm saying. I hate but I get what you say. But then why because they could murder people easier, that is not why? Of course they make you feel safer. Absolutely, you know how successful a shorter guy needs to be, well, how diesel or strong? Absolutely, that's hot. True. Man? Do you think short dudes get so jacked? They're trying to convince you

that they can keep you safer. You might hate it, but the ego thing, I need to make it bigger because don't want to get beat up. That's it, alight. Do we wait? We don't do for call or text after the first date? How long do we text first? What constitutes that? Well no, but a lot of women want to know. Do we text first after the first date? Does? Doesn't matter? And some of us are busy man, Like

I'm busy. Like when I was when I had nothing going on, I would play the game of like maybe not texting you or for a day or something like that. Now I might not text you because I'm literally busy. Know your guys schedule. If you know that he's working eighty hour weeks, he's traveling around the country, he's doing a lot of ship throw him a text and then all of a sudden you pop up into his head. I mean the question that was sent to my inbox and a girl said, I had an amazing date with

a guy and I'm really worried about being thirsty. I really like him, Do I text him? Texas? You being thirsty is not going to decide whether or not I like your personality. This is very important. You can relate me into fucking you again by maybe like pumping the brakes and not being that interested and like not feeding my ego. So I want to have sex with you and feed my ego. But you being thirsty in no

way stops me from being interested in your personality. Your personality is either good and I messed with it, or it's not good and I don't mess with it. So you might be able to get dick again, But it won't be because I like you. It will be because I don't like me when you don't like me. So now I have to you like me? Right that? Any game? All day? All right? I got bars? If I ask you for a day. If I ask you to get my uber for a day, he should be getting your

and my assertive need. He should be getting your very need. You need exactly you meet us there. Yes, there at least something that you need, like this money. I went with you you need light build money if you can, if I need to get you what else you need? You renversation had to deal with getting an uber, like to go chill with a guy and like it was his dates too light build money? You need and you

remember I don't remember here? And then one guy said I would rather her just ask me because that shows she's assertive. I feel like asking for an uber shows bro, bro, b you need money. It doesn't show that you're broken. May show that she's not that interested in you, and once doesn't want to she's interested enough for er. Yes, first off, I'm coming from the Bronx. So if I'm coming to the three dollars, you to where forty easily

if that girl's back to Jersey, sixty dollars. But that's what I'm saying to me, get in your dick right, No, But I mean I don't know, depending on the guy, depending um, what we've been talking about depending what I know he makes or not makes, like whatever, Like if we're setting up a date and maybe I'm not that interested and I don't want to dig into my own pockets or make that investment, I'm asking for a fucking uber now, I don't know if you're asking an hour

on the train to get to the city. Like you're having a girl come over and you know she lives in the Bronx. They like the Bronx light bill sheep over there, Yeah, fuck a light bill, Like I have way more space, like than what I would give space for.

I need a lot of space, skinny downside, everything smaller up there Chester, I do like like my body is like since I've lived in New y a nigga that fucked with his new Rochelle Mount Vernon fucking Edgewater w B like harlemm, Like I don't do what I gotta be in the city for no, no no, no, I'm not going to I might do some Brooklyn. That's about it. Minute Guardia like shit lit like I'm good where I'm at. Okay, you don't have to get defensive. Last question for women,

do we even answer that question? What was it? Oh? Get the uber? Get your own fucking uber. You live far. I understand why you don't want to do it makes sense because it's costly. But at the same time, if a guy doesn't send you back in the uber, that's a little crazy. Sometimes, but sometimes I won't. Sometimes I won't send back the uber if it's daytime, right, like if it's during the day. But it's not even like

I'll give her an uber no matter what. But sometimes she's like, all right, I'm out of here, and it's like light outside, like expressed. Yeah, you're good, like but it's it's never like an issue with money. It's just like it just happens. I'll always send the uber. This is what you're getting after dick. You're getting water. You got to get out the bed. You can get water. You're gonna get a little rag. Like you give me a paper towel for my place. Baby white, Baby white,

baby white, it's too sauce. I don't know. For the girl's got a little little care package at the end of the night. Huh, what's the carapack? What's in the care package? What's the care package? Carapagage. I back to this guy. I felt like he really wanted me to leave because he gave me a blunt to go. I was like should He was like, you know what, take this get out? Oh yeah, like when you wrote me a blunt before I go like I need one on the road, and I made him roll me a blunt.

I haven't like less have to be nuts. Leave less. You're cool man, Yeah, yeah, be my friend, my friend, you can stay. Well, I'm sucking somebody like me. You gotta get the funk out. That's like, I don't know about that, like sho, but I will say that. Like now, I'm I'm just trying girls that I like talking to after Like, if we can't have a do you like someone right now? Yeah? Somebody send me a little to snap please in it? I hate all right, So you're saying if so, let's just say that it's a girl

coming and get some dick. Yeah. Look, if I'm if you're coming to my crib to get some dick and it's late, maybe I'll send you with uber just come whatever that's possible. But if it's like, yo, just meet me at the bar, I gotta send you a Uber to meet me at the bar. What if you were just going out today to meet your friends? Nay, send you. I agree. I don't think that dates Like if it's late night leaving and you get me anuber, I think that's like I'm doing. Everything is safety? How do I

keep you safe? What's up? Are you safe? Uber? Water? You're dehydrated? You said you just um. You said you actually like someone right now. So this last question is um and it actually came from also the episode with Mouse Jones. If a lot of I wish you were there? When is it okay to ask if you're sleeping with other people? And how do you do it? Why? I ask? Why I ask? Don't ask that that's a stupid question.

When really your question you really want to ask is what when is okay to ask if you're sleeping other people? Hold on, what if you're seeing a girl to three times a week? So here's two times a week. Let that's fair. The question that you really want to ask, or the girl really wants to ask, is can we be together just the two of us? Right? That's the real question. So ask the real question. Don't ask your faith question, because you're just asking a question to piss

yourself off. You're testing, and when you test somebody, you want to fail. That's why Hey, were you out last night? You already know? How do women or how do women make the move to say, like what's up with this? Like let's say, don't you don't you let it go asking me to marry you or ask you to marry me? Okay, hold on, hold on you No assertiveness, it's not about assertiveness,

but there's so there's a certain thing. It's like, you want to have a serveness when it's convenient, and you don't want to have concerned assertainness whe it's not gonna be Why don't you assertively get your own uber? You don't want to do that, right, You don't want to be assertive when you gotta pay, but you want to. You wanna be assertive when there's something that you want,

so you know, obviously keep the same energy. Right, So what we gotta do is, I think, in terms of relationships and that kind of stuff, the way that the system has been set up that we all have essentially bought into is when the man is ready to settle down, he will ask you, right, but but I think asking his corny even that, I think eventually you just fall into it, like when you like, like when you like somebody in the beginning, Yeah, you're sleeping around, You're doing

this kind of stuff for whatever, and then eventually I think, as you like that person, it just starts to slowly. I mean I did fall into mine. But there is gonna be a point in time when there's women that at a certain age you don't have time for that ship. You said me, I'm fucking thirty years old, and like still kind of I need to establish something. We need to have a conversation about what Instagram. Yeah you got,

you got Instagram, all that ship you've got Instagram. Don't want to go to the next stage, especially especially with all these pictures certain I'm talking about certain pictures that you're gonna let you allow your girl to have. Like don't you see a girl with a certain type of pictures on her phone? You're like, I'm sucking this, but I'm not wife in this. So he got some sense with that because but not because that one, right, there's not you got you got some sense with it because

it's not about like posting pictures that are scandalous. It's more about like why do you need to post pictures that are scandalous? Right? Like I need to post you know, or we all need to post the podcast, right, so that people can listen to the podcast. So why do you need to post your titties? What do you get out of posting your cities? You need people to see your titties. Why do you need people to see your titties? What if I like your titties, that's the only person

that need to like? Why you need all these people to like Instagram models? That's why you're not wife. That's why to get everybody two week boyfriends? Two week boyfriends? What if? It's your job? Right? So there's another like our podcast, I've got to fucking post Banana's deep down my thront. You push your ass, It's part of the it's part of the I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you like you don't need to do that. You only need to show your titties in your ass. They

get it. I mean, I don't mind. Let me see all right? We actually don't have time for the mail questions, but I do have one that I think would be a great one for men. What is the best social media d M approach? I feel like Wax, You've done it enough, cannot cannot failed. Wax, Really, good man, what's your want be spelling. No, listen, I don't say anything I know, but we're asking, man, how do they This is a question, how do you what's the best? I'd be like, yo yo, that's it, to yo yo, yo yo,

that's it. If you don't answers, that works. And this is what just comes in just in the beginning of ship. You know what I'm saying. This is how they come at me. So I know a time. Listen, so as as soon as we see them green bubbles, nigger, and we're done talking a lot of pleas I don't need you. If you got a sucking I paol you worried about my green bubble, I don't need to be sucking you anyway. Fuck you. Fuck you're tight right now because this girls

are talking about really hurt you. That's what I don't need. The he mad, but I got mad niggas, So we're good. You have no answer for a way to slide into a D. I think it's a little little check mark, right, it's different. I've been telling you, like the last you know, I don't know six years of my life. He put a blue check mark insten easy, but like it's just different, right, It's like I'm not a serial killer. I'm not exactly, I'm not a hurt like. I'm not all the things

that you could be annoyed at or scared at. I'm also successful, right because in some capacity, So all these chicks and women got to go through because you do have to weed out, dude, that's part of it. You gotta so all that ship is weeded out. And now it just comes down to am I dating somebody I like? Which are girls? I'm assuming you're thinking, am I dating somebody like? Uh? Is he potentially somebody that I could see myself? And if that's the reality is that, then yeah,

you're gonna respond and then we'll go from there. When I was so it's so I could give guys advice on it, but it's like, it's not. It might not work for you. It just might not. But if I'm if I'm you and I'm a guy, you really always want to try to show value. Really, that's what it is. I mean, regardless of women say they like it or not, you want to be with a guy who you perceived

to have higher value than you. And then you know, guys will do this fucking pathetic ship where they're like you know these like pick up artist dudes will like try to like hurt girls feelings so you get insecure so you could see, you know, so they see you as higher than them. I thought that was always corny. Had I think of artists. He was kind of like just downplay it, like, but it's corny because it's like, if you truly view yourself as someone with value, right,

they're gonna see it eventually. Like I don't need to be mean to you. I don't need to like because eventually you're gonna see I got it and you're gonna be like, oh ship, Now I'm gonna teach you because I'm a funny guy. That's what I'm gonna do. But it's never for the purpose of belittling your self esteem. That's whack. If anything, I want you to feel the best that you could possibly be because you gotta put up with this. I'm great, so you gotta feel great.

You see them shorts, sorts? I can wear these shorts, you know what I mean? Not everybody wear one comedy album in the world. All right, before we get out of here, I want to get to our homemail. Let's do it. Uh this in capital letters? Please leave me anonymous ladies. My wife and I are having a threesome. Very soon we met a person picked him out. Stop sucking foot seeing me. I got me back. We need them to stay sexy. I want to talk to you.

We even have a person we picked out. They've expressed interests. My wife and I have never had any other sexual partners ever. I've also had a vasectomy, so we'd like to do this unprotected. Was that we're worried about vasectomy means they touch a ship. You can't have babies. Some work, But we're worried about STDs. So how do we ask a partner without offending her? Thanks in advance for the advice. Listening to the podcast has really open up our communication.

They want to have an unprotected threesome. They've never slept with anyone else. The kid covered with the blood and is going because we never know listen, because we never know who we fucking. I'm so sorry. You know people be fucking We don't. We don't know that they could be sucked up too. So you gotta pray before you gotta pray before you get into pussy. And Lord, please protect me, do not let me have no diseases when

I get and then dive in. I'm gonna tell you what I do before I'm when I'm ready to have sex with someone without a condom, And it's like getting to that point where we're working too much. I send my results and I expect them back and if they don't send them back, they know why I sent on. Uh.

If you if you go, be good. I mean, I think that's different that there's a difference between you you're doing that with a a partner that you've been fucking ongoing in relation to bringing someone into the bedroom with you and your partner. Um and so no, but you know I use condoms. Y'all came for me for using condoms. But to me, if you want to have unprotected sex with a third party, UM, I would actually say, if

you guys are looking, try my wild lifestyle. When you deal with people who are into the lifestyle such as swinging or an open relationship or things like that, asking for results is not something that they look down upon. It. Yeah, when you're in that lifestyle, they don't. They don't shame results, or they don't shame people who want to be safe, and it's something that they value with themselves because they do have this fluid sex life. They like to make

sure they're safe at all times as well. So if you're looking for someone, maybe look for someone who's in the lifestyle, because then asking for results wouldn't even benna be real. Though, I don't know why you want to have unprotecting sex with someone else? Yea, And I understand you want to I mean oral sex, like I get that, Like you know why because a lot of niggas if if they get comfortable with and I know this because it's gonna be good anyway. Nope, I married men, and

I niggas with girlfriends. So when they sucked these bitches with no condom, a lot of the times they don't know how to stay hard with a condom. And so a lot of guys don't like pussies to anybody else. Yeah, but a lot of people used, but a lot of people don't want to use a condom. A lot of people do not want to use. You lost a lot of a lot. You're not gonna have problems no more. Okay, yes, you're not gonna have these problems no more. Maybe I

don't know, I don't have problems. I'm is and condoms regardless, But no, I'm saying no. Well, and I'm saying this actually from an experience with a whole girl that I just had. She got a nigger who's now on her line, who trying to trick. And the first time they tried to go fuck yes, I don't give a fuck. He wanted to go unprotected. She's like no, And so he went to put the condom on and he could not stay hard. This was before even inserting the pussy. He

has a bitch who he not his baby mama. He's still fucking fucking raw before. He never smashed her before, and so and sounds fine. She's not fine, but he couldn't even he's and the whole time very nice. Here we go with the drop. There you go to bro. I gotta do the drop man. Okay, So what is blue choo for our listeners listening? Blue choo? You're about to get free advertised, man, Chris, are you still outside get some blue choo? About to get a free advertise? Man?

So is what is bluetoo for our male listeners? It's it's basically viagra. So viagara. Anybody can make viagra now because the patent went up, you know, like whatever. So this ship they advertise on what's it called on on? Flavorant to flagrant is the offer code. You can get that ship for like for free if you go to bluetoo dot com again, there's a free advertisement. I don't know why I'm doing this, but it's free. But this ship had me. So it wasn't that I was hard, right,

I can get hard. I had control. Oh, I lasted for as long as I wanted to last. This is unbelievable. I couldn't. Could you really tried the product? I tried half of it. I tried half the product. The orgasm and I had was unfucking real. I never thought And the fact that I could last that long like literally fucking and I'm thinking while I'm sucking, there's no way I'm lasting this long. Why is this? And it's not

because it's numb. I tried those comms when I was mad young that like numb your dicks you can I'm talking about feeling pussy, feel good and having the ability to not not fucking believable. I don't take pills just to do it. You gotta do it every once while.

You know, some people don't like to take Molly and funk are they like to like do mushrooms and fucker smoke weed and just have a fun, fun recreation and recreation for me, I was telling me, you guys are all trying it, and I kind of want to take it because it's just gonna for our lady listening. I don't know if girls do. Yeah, well there's a thing called she orgasms and they actually sponsored our Atlanta show hot and it helps you actually um have a higher section. Right,

Alex made his dick bigger. That ship did not happen to me. I'm done. I'm done. Oh god, But before we get out of here, you guys know where to find wax Andrew? Where can they catch everything that you're guys going on? Andrew Shultz s h u l z on Instagram, Twitter, all that kind of stuff I got. If you've got some fans in Denver, I'm doing shows in Denver. Uh this well, actually I know when it's gonna be out. This is gonna be Monday. Oh so then I got just go to the Inrew Shulls dot com.

I've already performed. Then go to the Indrew Shulls dot com and check that ship out. I got, you know, tour mom right now views from the system. We're going all around the world with it, so you can check a city near you and thank you so much. Yes, And if you're looking for more podcasts to tune in two guys. You guys got Brilliant Idiots later two and they also have another one called Western Broads. If you guys are into watching shows, UM check them out. Andrews

wonderful with everything he does. I don't know how he balances it all Um, and again for um ship. If you guys want to write us homemail, you guys can email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com, follow us on Instagram at Horrible Underscores Decisions, and you guys can go ahead and follow me at full Court Pumps everywhere and weazy Where can they find you? Sorry, I'm busy tying up wax. Um, you can find me at Wheezy WTF. Please stop sliding in my DM the picture

of your dicks? Okay, and thank you. This has been yet another episode are bussy dolliens? Goodbye? Oh